Five Timers Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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Justin Timberlake is back to host Saturday Night Live a fifth time, which enters him into an elite group. Aired 03/09/13
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[@lalalallalalallalala]

Justin was such a random person to just take off into the SNL stratosphere but he nails it every time

[@hinkhall5291]

Wonder if the whole Britney thing will bring his status down.

[@brankin421]

@@hinkhall5291 Why would that effect him?

[@AColonDashSix]

Not really He's OK

[@brankin421]

@@AColonDashSix How can you say that? He brought sexy back!

[@AColonDashSix]

@@brankin421 but he forgot it in a hotel room in Belize! 😜

[@BKAllmighty]

The way Martin Short just screamed at Chevy Chase for no reason. XD

[@BKAllmighty]

@Happy Camper 5:40

[@FancyStorm4]

And then when he walks off? That man is hysterical.

[@michaeljamieson3582]

He’s an absolute genius with his little quips.

[@honeyartstudios]

I LOVE MARTIN SHORT!! I repeated his bit so much!!

[@ReliableMyke]

it was as if he was afraid of him/his stature.

[@FancyStorm4]

Are we just going to ignore when Martin looks at Chevy and screams? Gold.

[@Lucalito]

5:40 😂😂😂

[@StarWarsMoments]

Yeah.

[@rigsby1454]

Martin Shorts little yelp when he looks up at Chevy is subtle genius

[@lunchboxtoothpick3775]

Steve Martin looks the same as he did in the '80s

[@rosat2770]

And 70s and 60s lmfaoooo he is so timeless!

[@etme1000]

And the 80s look the same, as well.

[@potatoesforlife1234]

Does that man ever age?

[@vultan2000]

Martin Short said it was easy for him as he looked like 70 in his 30s! 😆

[@kyleneopperman6186]

Steve Martin has looked 75 years old since he was 32

[@Charlezard.]

I still remember the skit when Tom Hanks joined the 5 Timers club. I love when he sees Steve Martin there. "Oh wow! Steve Martin??" "Oh please.. call me 'Mr. Steve Martin'."

[@YouLousyKids]

I was really hoping Jon Lovitz was still a waiter there.

[@whbrblsplibby8342]

Hanks: “Oh, Wow! Mr. Martin!” Martin: “Oh, please...call me ‘Mr. STEVE Martin’.”

[@Charlezard.]

@@whbrblsplibby8342 yeah. I watched it again right after I made this comment and saw that.. close enough. LOL

[@whbrblsplibby8342]

@@Charlezard. No worries. 😇 The joke just works a little better the way Tom Hanks and Mr. Steve Martin set it up and deliver it. 😃

[@nannerz1994]

And they got another O'Brien to answer the door this time

[@tilqsnamie]

I just love it, when Steve Martin is acting as if he is a mean person :D

[@ThunderAppeal]

Youre a moron if you call that 'mean'.

[@adamderenbecher1369]

@@ThunderAppeal now that is mean

[@RareHarmony]

When in real life it is Chevy who is the mean one! Crazy, right?

[@Zett76]

...and Chevy is acting as if he's not. 😁

[@JunkyardKid]

He did steal Chris Farley’s girlfriend.

[@streetrat48]

They should have had John Goodman walk in and say "This is the place I come to when the 13 timers is busy.."

[@HannahDavey]

I like this, but I don't want to click like because there's 13 likes.

[@guymurphy79]

It’s when the 13 timers are busy. That’s the proper way to say it!!

[@jeddysne]

@@guymurphy79 That depends on if you are mentioning the 13 timers as a singular or a collective.

[@streetrat48]

@@jeddysne Neither, I'm just talking about the club in general.

[@jeddysne]

I was responding to vids 4 fun's comment ;)

[@penny6091]

Martin Short turned in the best performance of all of them. And he's a lovely man.

[@captainpotato6856]

And his surname fits like his small trousers 😁

[@Bumpy_barejevo]

“I go in the sink” (smiles proudly)

[@mdarrenu]

not my cup of tea

[@ania5038]

He always does

[@jet7327]

...and the way he leaves the room. Hilarious!

[@FinnMcRiangabra]

Justin Timberlake completely turned around my impressions of him by his stints on SNL. He was not just a BoyBand phenom. His SNL appearances showed that he did not take himself too seriously and had comedic chops. A well-earned five timers membership.

[@spornge]

I as well, I seriously never though of him or not ,. but he really made me a fan with his comedic performance and just plain charm

[@jondunmore4268]

Totally agree! Just dismissed him as a BoyBand jagoff, but now consider him one of the most talented people to ever appear on SNL, easily showing up many of the other veteran cast members and stars.

[@kamenanew9867]

I knew he was humble in that the first three movie appearances he had as far as I know he played a total wuss, a loving bf with some deep set issues that kinda make him a total wuss, and a hilarious French douche, and I just knew this guy doesn't take himself seriously and he really ya know tries, and that was great to see. I could be wrong maybe that was just the first times I saw him act and I have no idea what order those roles came out or were filmed btw.

[@todd8155]

I gained respect for Justin Timberlake and his abilities after seeing this. It's great to see him acting, his comedic chops, and that he doesn't take himself to seriously!

[@FinnMcRiangabra]

@@todd8155 It is very brave of you to post an opinion in a KZbin comment section. No one else have ever done that. Well done!

[@punishercastle5487]

There’s so many great things in this sketch but what gets me every time for some reason is when Bobby goes from heartbroken to incredibly flattered in a second 😂

[@goldeneve]

Tom:AND I LOVE DRUNK UNCLE Bobby:THANK YOU

[@jondunmore4268]

That's all actors.

[@punishercastle5487]

@@jondunmore4268 I’m aware of that bud. But thank you for the comment so I can watch the vid again I guess lol

[@MapleJames76]

Chevy once said that Martin Short is the funniest guy he's ever met. You can see it all over Chevy's face when Marty talks lmao Viva Las Amigos!!

[@Chupacvabra]

Jiminy Glick videos do it for me.

[@brianmallen8887]

These guys are unbelievably funny, and endlessly inventive. Really, they're the successors to the Marx Brothers, Bob Hope, Woody Allen etc...Chevy Chase has the best line in "The Three Amigos." ....."Welcome to our village senors, it is our honor to have you here. Please sit and eat." Chevy: "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

[@Damionte]

Los Amigos

[@TighelanderII]

I'm surprised that the quote isn't: "I'm the funniest guy I've ever met"

[@jacobbryant1066]

Justin Timberlake, Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, Martin Short, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, And Candice Bergen. There was so much talent in that room, they really went all out.

[@benpezzot8805]

Too bad buck Henry wasn't there

[@charlie-obrien]

One of the best 5-timers sketches ever. Akroyd got a $1 tip and only one Amigo did the cough! Hilarious

[@1stone76]

@@charlie-obrien yeah hilarious ..

[@DavidSmith-rv2hw]

is mr. beast the door man?

[@cfluff6716]

Did the same thing! Started to name everyone just to make sure I wasn’t mistaken.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Justin: The honour is mine Simon: I think it is.

[@OhElvira]

Indian Here Paul*

[@froggo7215]

I died :)))))))))))

[@benben3409]

Rewatching 5:39 now that Martin Short is in the Five-Timers Club is so interesting

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

To get all these people together at the same time must have been quite the task. Some assistant or intern made A LOT of phone calls.

[@jondunmore4268]

A LOT of assistants and interns and Lorne himself made a LOT of phone calls.

[@MadhusudanRaman]

Chevy's hologram is super realistic.

[@Blitzblazer90009]

Jeff swears he saw it but no one can find it

[@harleylaufeyson6136]

Leonard likes this comment Shut up Leonard

[@redhood2394]

The technology is streets ahead

[@xanhteps648]

It's even super rude to people.

[@richardperez4886]

Really

[@adamb1117]

I really want John Mullaney to do this if/when he gets to host a fifth time.

[@MrPatoya]

Please. That’d be great.

[@shawnuel]

@Job Yeah. Might be awhile now. Hoping he does everything possible to be happy and healthy.

[@sagasitches6730]

john mulaney is in rehab right now for cocaine and alcohol addiction

[@shawnuel]

@@sagasitches6730 Yup. That is what I was alluding to.

[@cristianaxxxxel7266]

Definitely John deserves a five timers

[@ProfChaos1985]

I like that Steve Martin and Tom Hanks are looking at who they are interacting with and playing the character. Baldwin talking to people next to him or behind him, but looking outward is just playing to the audience.

[@frankmachin5438]

I love the ludicrously unnecessary introductions: “Alec Baldwin and Tom Hanks!”

[@Somniostatic]

I think they did it so Dan Akroyd wouldn't feel bad, lol.

[@charlie-obrien]

@@Somniostatic It's for younger viewers, who only know Taylor Swift

[@Wolveten]

I'm sure most of the applause was for Hanks.

[@Kelarys]

@@Wolveten since this was before 2016 when Alec Baldwin would become the most common guest feature for the next 4 years, I think that's fair. I have a feeling people know who Alec is now though

[@samanthab1923]

Kelarys I think when Baldwin had his 5 timers meeting they had Paul McCartney in there to surprise him. They had never met.

[@biomed007]

I love Dan Aykroid. He always stays in character

[@Jackjohnjay]

The best part of watching this was having no idea who was coming. It was unbelievable. I’m not a celebrity fan girl but man. All the loveable old men. Steve Martin is perfect.

[@luthian69]

So much talent in that room..it should explode.

[@jacencarter96]

Dan Akroyd trying to sell his weird crystal head vodka in the background

[@dakotachannel8142]

Apparently it's really good, it's just expensive

[@horrorfan1415]

It is good though

[@jacencarter96]

@@horrorfan1415 I'm more talking about the weird way he talks about it. The stuff with the aliens and paranormal things.

[@horrorfan1415]

@@jacencarter96 WHAT? I have never heard about any of that. Just had it in a really good drink

[@jacencarter96]

@@horrorfan1415 you gotta watch the promotion video lol he talks about how they purify it with "diamonds"

[@Blargaha]

I like how Akroyd got Chrystal Head in there..

[@maggiesouza7]

this is the most iconic thing I’ve ever seen “the honor is mine” “I think it is” 💀

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Amazeballs,probably the most star studded skit ever no one seems to have lost their comic timing

[@joej1511]

Pat I hope you’ve moved on from using amazeballs in conversation

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

@@joej1511 It's been 8 years of course I have. You have an awesomesauce day sir

[@masbond84]

this clip is just full of awesomeness...

[@hueii]

The amount of star-power in this one sketch is simply amazing!

[@TheLooterArmy]

Martin Short still makes me giggle. He's so wonderful!

[@steffywoo1]

the 3 amigoes bit ... awesome !!!

[@mrdemoncrusher3927]

I was hoping Steve would say "....My god! Are there people who ACTUALLY remember that film!?"

[@Mrmoviefan123]

Steve made a mistake: He said that John Goodman hosted 11 consecutive years when it was actually 12, from 1989 to 2001, although he hosted for the 13th time a few days ago.

[@JamesBWBevis]

He meant 11 consecutive seasons, from Season 15 through 25. His 12th time hosting was during Season 27. Unfortunately, Goodman's longest streak of consecutive calendar years hosting was 10 (1992-2001).

[@MegaAshWilliams]

A 9 minute sketch, 4 of which is applause and clapping

[@bricktam]

MegaAshWilliams Amen

[@rickmatsokotere2251]

MegaAshWilliams I thought applause WAS clapping...

[@asusasus5277]

Like how it should be with a cast like that. Dont you agree?

[@munirrahman]

Indeed mate, what a shame! only 4 minutes of CLAPPING & SCREAMING seems far less than for these FANTASTIC ensemble deserves... Oh, well, yeah, perhaps the crowd were instructed & restricted to this limit to not to spoil the scene for the TV viewers XD

[@shack8110]

5-timers has lost all it's luster now that JT is a member. There's been over 900 episodes, it's really not that big of a deal.

[@BoyAditya]

7:20 😫 "I killed my friend.." 🧔: "..and I love 'drunk uncle" 😚 "Thank you"

[@snakechrmr6398]

Is it my imagination or does Paul Simon get shorter every time I see him?

[@nopotchef]

yeah and he looks like harpo marx lol

[@annebradley6086]

No, the others are wearing high heels. Notice how Martin Short walked? He was working it. 😁❤

[@ricktherrien8235]

Ya he is just a little feller eh!!

[@meng737]

@@nopotchef HAHAHA!!!! It's true

[@ThatJohnKillion1970]

He's pretty much a Hobbit at this point.

[@stelliform]

Too bad Steve Martin couldn’t be there last night as a waiter for Martin Short’s induction to the 5 timers club.

[@JRMagro]

"Oh no no, he's an awesome addition! This guy can do everything " *I see, so you play the banjo.* 😂😂

[@joeiijames]

Martin short is unbelievable. The sheer amount of comedy legends in this skit🤯

[@Gunman610]

It probably would've been too much to ask that Conan still be at the door.

[@DannyMarschall]

Well they got another O’Brien so..

[@EvilMorgoth]

the 3 amigos.... just EPIC.....

[@hckyplayr6]

I love how SNL can get all of these celebrities for one sketch.

[@davidao2551]

This was actually Steve Martin's monologue I almost forgot justin was there

[@RashaKahn]

Great to see that waiter eventually making it into the club!

[@SGASPORTSTALK]

It’s so exciting that the three amigos have reunited together on SNL Steve Martin Chevy Chase and Martin Short from the Three Amigos movie and that’s my favorite comedy movie!

[@manuelpuente7336]

hahah it strikes me like Martin Short is everybody's friend , i mean look at chevy chase face when he pronounce ordoubs or whatever he meant, he cant hold the laugh, and well he goes on vacation wit steve martine, he has stories with tom hanks etc. he gets along with all of them.

[@burnbobquist8999]

And you can see him cracking up at the very end when Martin cleans his hands at his jacket. I think they both like each other much, because they have kind of a same style of humour.

[@Rachegotter]

It's "hors-d'œuvres", you miserable twit.

[@FancyStorm4]

I dare say Martin is the funniest of that trio.

[@I007naruto]

Wow they got everybody, I love cameos!

[@shambhavi2638]

Cameos are the best!!

[@tomshea8382]

Me too. I just wish the Woo Army would shut the fuck up after about five seconds.

[@blhouston]

So much talent in one room ... and also Chevy Chase was there.

[@hitman12]

When actors are mysteriously called by their whole names when ever clearly knows who they are. I guess it's an unwritten rule

[@charlie-obrien]

Oh look, it's Candace Bergen.... That's for the benefit of the youngest viewers. Personally I could never forget 1977 Candace.

[@1stone76]

@@charlie-obrien yeah, what you said. .

[@CalTxDude]

It's for It's for effect

[@radoslavkamburov4542]

Sheesh, Martin Short is hilarious as usual.

[@luxusmode111]

Tom Hanks is a professional. Look at him playing his part after Justin says the lone at the end.

[@abdullahalmomtan800]

Why aren’t they doing the “one two three four five you’re great” handshake??

[@noodlez08]

You know it’s a good monologue when you hear that one person whistle while everyone else is clapping.

[@ordinarypeople20]

The "Kristen Wiig," using a wig...😂

[@angelaisacliche]

I like to imagine Taran just laying there for the rest of the sketch. I just stop it before the camera zooms out

[@DermaGiga-]

Gauge his eyes, Taron!!!

[@ejslemp5342]

This is one of the best episodes of SNL I’ve ever seen. Just a perfect episode

[@slipnorris5882]

Wow, a three amigos reunion!

[@altar7885]

Steve Martin looks nearly exactly the same 23 years after having done Tom Hanks' one, it's crazy.

[@barbaragookin]

More Candy Bergen please! Have her a host again. She is hysterical!!!

[@Mikecores]

AHHH JUSTIN IS SLOW ON THE THREE AMOGIS THING. That was my first thought when Martin Short entered.

[@Hellwyck]

No, he knew it he just didn't want to say his line too early or inside the crowd's applause.

[@j-rocd9507]

Sweet little buttercup

[@adamzangara]

Yes! Hanks/Aykroyd too! Dragnet reunion! 😁

[@tyrant-den884]

Aykroyd: "Can I promote my crystal skull vodka?" Writers: *snort* "oh yeah, we insist on it."

[@brianmallen8887]

You'd think that two geniuses like Hanks and Akroyd could make a better movie than "Dragnet." It was so cornball, almost unwatchable. Besides the script being a piece of crap, I think their chemistry was off. It's not like they can't be great in that genre. Look at Hanks in "Turner and Hooch." And Akroyd kills in "Gross Point Blank. They shoulda acted like the Dragnet t.v. show: robotic, stiff, and full of shit. Akroyd had the uptight asshole part down, but Hanks was too new-age. He should have been more like what's his name, police groupee, monotone rapid talking Jack Webb.

[@kathym2501]

I've seen all of these shows but just watched the 5 Timers from 91. Steve never changed a bit. Today he is finally showing his age lol. Love these guys!

[@lukewescott7596]

I can only assume timberlake was a fan from childhood....this must have been frikken epic for him!!

[@CourtyardPigeon]

Martin Short would be amazing to have around the house.....dude's hilariously insane

[@General_Nothing]

“Steve, I never see you anymore.” “I know, it’s a shame.” “No, it’s on purpose.” I’d bet that’s true… only the other way around.

[@bradleypease2492]

Why’s that

[@priyachoudhary9896]

@@bradleypease2492 no one likes Chevy Chase, dude's a prick, he was the most hated cast member on SNL, he drove donald glover out from Community, so ofcourse its given that he wasn't well liked in any of the other productions

[@robbarbieri8676]

Supposedly, Bill Murray and Chevy came to blows while they were making "Caddyshack".

[@jimmyplenderleith9471]

Martin Short MADE this skit go from "its OK.." to "that was funny"

[@harigovindhsreekumar950]

05:03 Chevy: Steve, I never see you anymore... Steve: I know, it's a shame Chevy: No it's on purpose... 🤣🔥

[@kyletroxell63]

Glad they brought this back. Since then, it’s been such a huge deal for someone to join the club. It pretty much makes them a part of the SNL family.

[@Goose_0709]

Martin Short is an absolute gem. ❤️

[@Skellyrox17]

"Gouge his eyes out Terry!" is so funny. Plus Martin Short doing the Amigos salute is *chef's kiss*

[@SeoulCalStudios]

MARTIN SHORT IS IN THE FIVE TIMERS CLUB BAYBAY!!!!

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Dan was working on his Crystal Skull Vodka behind the bar.

[@zombiesateourchannel]

The way Chevy was bowing to the audience is brilliant!

[@connorerhart6038]

“I go in the sink!” -Martin Short

[@mosart7025]

Ahhhh.... the joy of being able to wipe someone's face with a handkerchief you just sneezed into! Those were the good old days!

[@tylersimpson239]

Now we see where Quentin got his inspiration for Django.

[@kushdubey1111]

That's literally what I thought during that Bobby V Taran scene

[@frozen_78]

It's amazing how american stars can join their forces and take part in such a great show, that SNL is. Seeing so many epic "names" in one sketch makes my day. Thanks!

[@TheSensfan09]

Yeah accept Dan akroyd and Martin short are Canadian.

[@jasonmiller3134]

Is it just me, or is Martin Short about half an inch from impaling his face on toothpicks at 5:35?

[@joshingaboutwithjosh]

i go in the sink! pfffffft hahahaha

[@Test-lb8yv]

max barnett Haha that got me too.

[@a1st532]

Dan Ackroyd walking up to Tom Hanks' / get his drink order when the skit is over- just to extend the skit 4 us: Genius + Legend

[@lommeow]

this is the best thing in the history of everything

[@mocowan6642]

Random fact-Candice Bergen was the first female to host SNL in 1975 AND the first person to host twice in one season!

[@TighelanderII]

Are situations like this due to someone cancelling?

[@JenniferBurnistonMoose5150]

How does this not have more views? For anyone over 30 this had to resonate... Idk just kinda weird to me

[@OldRaver]

Steve Martin is brilliant in this! Is that really Chevy? Hardly recognise him! (I had weird crushes on these two as a young girl!) LOVE them !

[@shawndamccormick278]

Common now, not only is Dan a blues brother and a Ghostbusters and Roman from the Great outdoors but as an original cast he did the BASSomatic BLENDER AD! And there's an ad for I think Buick that is hilarious but I'm not finding it on KZbin right now.

[@CregggFerguson]

Ahh the Sully mustache takes me back to the good old days

[@jacobdehaan4114]

6 legends in the same room! Justin Timberlake is so lucky!!!

[@brittneyking4284]

@Jacob DeHaan …he’s a legend in his own right.

[@huongtranthanh5608]

you can really consider justin as almost a cast member

[@SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM]

3:45 Lmao so Dan Akyroyd could only come if he could show off his "Crystal Skull diamond filtered vodka" on the shelves of the set. Well played! haha

[@nathanforester5993]

Well they say he only hosted once...but he made several guest appearances, if that doesn't count as hosting or co-hosting I don't know what does.

[@Dellaluna13]

Not only is this a Three Amigos reunion, it’s also a Spies Like Us and Dragnet reunion. (And at least two people from Father of the Bride.)

[@phillipk.6644]

It says so much about the expected audience of SNL that they feel like Justin has to pronounce every star walking in🙃😂

[@michaeljordan6008]

“I go in the sink”

[@doktormcnasty]

why does it say 'click for more' all over the place at the end yet when i click it all that happens is the video pauses?

[@milogarcia1087]

PC only, not for mobile devices

[@Hellwyck]

You don't have adblocker.

[@sweethobbymakeupTatiana]

Are you guys friends or not? - Exactly! ))))))))))

[@TheSensfan09]

omg some of the best of snl in one room, gotta love it.

[@ricardoroger787]

Martin Short and his elegant off screen exits are legendary…

[@henryzlatan1]

This is superduperawesome

[@CaptainHamsterPants]

3:24 Dan and his skull vodka.

[@eggsforbreakfast2718]

this is the most stacked Five Timers club monologue that there ever was

[@AtlanticCoastJoey]

The one thing you can’t replace… is having John Mullaney in the 5 timers club.