Greek Gods - SNL

Zeus (Jason Sudeikis) summons the gods to Mt. Olympus to solve the financial crisis in Greece. Realizing no Greek god is in charge of economics, Zeus brings in a strict German god (Fred Armisen) to deal with the problem. [Season 37, 2011]
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[@vinnie3373]

i lost it when apollo took off his sunglasses

[@JOHN----DOE]

The Apollo Creed reference wasn't bad either

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Lol

[@mdickinson]

Apollo had those trump raccoon eyes even before trump did!

[@rinkiakepapa5625]

Why did they made Greeks white and black , they were Mediterranean ,olive skin

[@johnindigo5477]

@@rinkiakepapa5625 ethiopians, black sea and caucus peoples, northern Europeans, berbers, and arabs. Just a whole bunch of ethnicities besides Greeks that lived around the Mediterranean. Not to mention the persians and celtics. Theres no telling how the Greeks took inspiration for god's portrayal

[@seraph7216]

Zeus: the Greek economy has collapsed! Hermes, god of trade and commerce:

[@andrewli2656]

"well shit, not my department."

[@seraph7216]

@@andrewli2656 i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but if you are thats what he would totally do before flying off

[@bobross8817]

Hades is also the god of Riches and Wealth

[@fishkakat7700]

And theft.

[@seraph7216]

@@fishkakat7700 The irony

[@ayushpoolovadoo2133]

“It’s not consensual.” “She’s my daughter.” Pretty much sums up all of Greek mythology.

[@sophocles3219]

LOL

[@alexanderdo2386]

Zeus is married to his sister

[@jmac6248]

And very potentially, the Trump family.

[@Bruisader]

Similar to Hindu mythology . Lol

[@gjumper9871]

@@alexanderdo2386 Not directly though. Only Zeus, Poseidon and Hades was direct siblings.

[@carl_hansson]

I love Ares screaming "YES, BRING ME WAAAR" after Athena suggests going to war.

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

He could tell that to all of his children and watch the bloodlust begin.

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

I LOST MY SHIT AT ARES’ DIALOGUE 😂😂😂

[@annalisavajda252]

Well technically she's the goddess of "strategic" warfare wisdom arts and crafts too not just violence and bloodlust.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Golden Globes Gym Gyn

[@redemption101caleb]

"I am also god of wisdom." "Okay, great, give us your wisdom!" "We could go to war."

[@historynerd3861]

it annoys me so badly for some reason, I wish she said goddess. Idk

[@satanswife2546]

She's the goddess of strategic wars

[@Marcelo_M.M.]

And how awesome she looks with that goddess helmet.

[@TinyEpics]

@@historynerd3861 It’s actually quite fitting since she is the toughest of the goddesses by far and also progressive women these days wish to be called actors instead of actresses. Also consider the use of the word “sir” for female captains in Star Trek...

[@historynerd3861]

@@TinyEpics huh. yeah. ik. But still. . . it annoys me in a kind of way.

[@peanutbutterandjelly5760]

“Yeah, well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the water was really cold.”

[@themathaces8370]

i dont get it

[@themathaces8370]

@@alzerbardoz1953 What does it mean then?

[@februaryI4]

@@themathaces8370 it means little dick

[@gillbray2889]

@@themathaces8370 S H R I N K A G E

[@cowboy557]

Best part and they forgot to talk about how athena is Poseidon's daughter

[@Kelly-uw1xr]

I really want a “The Office” kinda comedy based on Greek gods

[@Moon-zq7jt]

Oh I would love that

[@mcming3338]

That's kinda the warp zone Smite series

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

Ok first of all like YES! I WOULD LOVE THAT! And 2 Greek GOODS? And third of all, do you guys think Andy (Ed helms) would be Dionysius? I don’t know what do you guys think?

[@robfab5204]

How about instead of the office we make it a parks and recreation kind of comedy based on the Greek gods? The reason I say this is of course because the office sucks compared to parks

[@clairdeloona]

Jim and Pam (reasonable normal people) would be Hades and Persephone

[@chocothun1]

1. This sketch will never get old. 2. I live for Jason Sudekis in any form.

[@mortalclown3812]

What you said.

[@angi216]

A goat?

[@izziharris5810]

the most unrealistic part of this is that zeus is doing anything helpful at all

[@coreyboatner9667]

Its sad that your right

[@basilisk9997]

It's pathetic that you base your knowledge of Greek mythology off of Percy jackson

[@aidangreen6376]

Actually, Zeus does plenty in Greek Mythology, including singlehandedly saving his race from extinction in the war against titans, and slaying his father for eating his siblings.

[@aidangreen6376]

@@coreyboatner9667 It's sad you can't spell you're when you have a machine that can literally spell for you.

[@heartbrokenninja118]

@@aidangreen6376 and cheating on his wife a bunch

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

You could tell that the actors were enjoying this and that’s what makes it great

[@justindong6209]

The representation of dionysus is so right hes so useless but everybody likes him still

[@ayubestica1564]

@@justindong6209 who doesn't like god of parties and orgies lol

[@user-qu6ij5sl1v]

Beyond even that it's just really clever. I tend to think modern snl is trash and never watched it back when this aired. But I watch this skit a few times a year even though I have it memorized because it is just well done

[@angelicasmodel]

@@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes, it's a perfect satire of all the gods. I really don't know which one is my favourite here.

[@hannahjohnson8940]

@@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes a lot of the snl jokes are overused and get kinda dull but this is the only sketch i will watch over and over

[@PrinceJudas]

Zeus: the economy has collapsed, whose in charge of finance? Hades, God of Wealth and Hermes, God of the Trade: ....

[@ThenameisAntti]

Hades' wealth pretty much means fruitfulness of the Earth.

[@deathglock496]

That's Plutus.

[@asiyaheibhlin]

Hermes is only responsible for merchants themselves. His Roman "equivalent"-Mercury- is responsible for finances. Hades is only known as god of the riches because he had precious metals.

[@Damocles16]

I'm thinking Hephaistos, the blacksmith, someway the god of industry. Although I think he moved to China. Calls himself "He-Fai Tsos" now.

[@GregoriusTheBrown]

@@asiyaheibhlin You are splitting hairs in a way that no one in the ancient world would. It makes little sense to say that Hermes was the patron of traders but not trade.

[@cheyennejones577]

Zeus: “Sorry Hades idk why I asked” Hades: *literal God of Wealth*

[@ritvikakalavagunta6662]

ikr?!

[@OnlyHuman_AfterDark]

Alright, here are some tips on Greek mythology for clarification: 1. Hermes was the god of Commerce and trade, thus being the most fitted for god of finance. 2. Hades is NOT god of wealth. That's Plutus (Πλούτος) whose name literally means wealth and riches. NOT to be confused with Pluto (Πλούτων), which is a euphemistic name for Hades, god of the underworld and the dead. Plutus and Pluto are NOT THE SAME. Greek mythology can be a bit confusing sometimes and has a lot of things going on. (I should know, as a Greek and an individual that has spent hours studying on them).

[@spacemonkey1386]

Hades was never named, he wasn't spoken of, Plutus was hades, the name that can be spoken outloud.

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

Hades is a trickster god who is also jealous of Zeus... or was that just the disney movie?

[@jackalhead7433]

@@OnlyHuman_AfterDark Hades was initially the god of the underworld and therefore the place where the dead reside but as the time progressed in order to give Hades a better less grim image the Greeks also associated him with wealth and gave him the name Pluton since Greeks literally believed that the underworld lied beneath our feet so did all the precious metals such as gold, silver, gems etc considered also part of Hades' domain or sphere of influence By the time the Romans came in contact with the Greeks Hades was already known as Pluton

[@asbestosfish_]

“We started democracy and we can end it” is the best line.

[@TheBayzent]

Yeah, Germans caring for democracy in Europe on the other hand, when they pretty much are democratic out of American imposition ( literally tried to crush democracy in the continent twice) is a little weird though...

[@lazyARTblog]

As I German... I agree.

[@scapegoat1440]

Golden Dawn moment

[@prince-solomon]

@@TheBayzent You are talking about events more than 75 years ago, nearly a century... you do know that the world goes on and things change, right? "American"...you're talking about that british colony across the Atlantic or what? (see, time to move on ;-)

[@q1w2e3r4ge5t6y7u8i9o]

European Union is not a democracy! It doesn't have anything to do with empirical democracy!

[@pedromontalvojr4585]

Hermes is the god of trade, merchants, and commerce(among other things), so the economy would be on him.

[@AmirDarkOne]

he's also god of thieves and trickery. :)

[@AmirDarkOne]

@BillyFreeTX nop she's was Roman also she was goddess of agriculture, grain crops and fertility

[@bignewsmorgans6912]

@@AmirDarkOne , it's like when people say 'Sirius' in place of 'serious', it's just a pun.

[@elgordo2162]

And Hades is the God of wealth as well!

[@elijahalonzo6056]

@@AmirDarkOne it all makes sense now...

[@rusiru4082]

"Naah baby, Im all about the sun.." Im dead 😂

[@seb99342]

LMAO

[@Bizob2010]

Who's that actor?

[@JuliePerriello]

Like the actual Apollo from PJO

[@daisy41178]

@@Bizob2010 Jay Pharaoh

[@Ragagaraga69]

+music and plagues.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Hades not giving a shit, even regarding his trade, is totally in character. Demeter's daughter is gonna love him.

[@magnolia8626]

He's saving all his wealth for Persephone ;)

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

@@magnolia8626 How sweet XD

[@lazarus8018]

Isn't finances Hermes' job?

[@kendall9036]

if bill hader was really hades (bill hades, if you will), id eat the pomegranate seed REAL quick

[@rubyjohnson-sz2bm]

Isn't persephone technically his niece?

[@givemebarleysugars1076]

Andy Samberg as Poseidon is the best thing ever.

[@anthonylee3211]

Bookgirl333 you mean broseidon?

[@givemebarleysugars1076]

Yes I do. I apologize for that detrimental mistake.

[@Azire]

*Andy Samberg is (...) the best thing ever

[@oliviachavez2087]

Andy samberg as anything is the best thing ever

[@jj1only]

Hear me out

[@twigtoyoulater]

"I am the goddess of wisdom." "Give us your wisdom." "We could go to war." All wars in a nutshell

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

I died from laughter when Ares yells out that he wants some war

[@sanelisiwemaqungwana2282]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@rockobama3718]

Talim being a very thrifty ghorrl “BRING ME WAR!”

[@sydneypitts7692]

Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare.

[@darthsidious8926]

no

[@BonnieEau]

“We could just… kill everyone?”

[@abstract5249]

No people, no problems amirite?

[@bradenvester4308]

I second that

[@pc14thegeekboy15]

God I love Bill Hader

[@mrcoiganable2988]

Starting with Kristen Wiig. Ruins everything shes in.

[@shounakmitra6648]

@@pc14thegeekboy15 Bill hades

[@EnchanterXD]

Charlie Day as Dionysus was by far the best casting choice I'll see in 10 years

[@Nordrig]

Technically. Hermes is the god of finance. He's the god of messengers and traders. Commerce and coin.

[@Ahrva538]

Well while Hermes is the god of Messengers, Travelers, Traders, and Theifs, he does not his finace. His Roman counterpart Mercrey however does

[@labj143]

There is also Plutus, the god of wealth, and Zues' and Athena's actual jobs are management and problem solving. Collectively they would be in charge of finance.

[@kmanmertz1529]

And trickery

[@brandonprince4812]

Hermes is the god of thieves too

[@sydofthysrooms4614]

Pluto (the Roman version of hades) is the god of the underworld and riches

[@ashmarie8267]

as a huge fan of greek mythology, i enjoyed this skit; immensely

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Ash Marie As a huge fucking idiot, I enjoyed this skit; immensely

[@macyormomo2676]

Equally

[@vvx.v.3327]

Ash Marie yeeeee

[@ashmarie8267]

I record with a phone 😂 whatever floats your boat

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145]

Me, a pagan:**laughter noises**

[@plotwitch]

the most unrealistic part of this is how reasonable zeus is being.

[@GodBear97]

Zeus is very good at planning and thinking logically... If the object is to find a way to sleep with someone

[@SidPil]

Bro Zeus is literally the most benevolent being in the myths. He is the most reasonable of all. In fact they wrote specific stories to show how good a leader is, when Hera, Apollo etc drugged and tied him up to overthrow him, all Zeus did was hang her by chains between heaven and Earth (above the pit of chaos in some versions). That's literally less punishment than a real life person would receive for drugging and tying someone up. Any other god would have thrown them all to tartarus.

[@henrywilson2136]

I agree with OP. Half of the Mythology is pretty much started because he couldn't keep it in his pants. Remember Thalia and Jason.

[@grunknoggenfogger9840]

I like how Zeus immediately knew Dionsyus' title despite bungling everyone else's.

[@elly4914]

im trying to see Poseidon but i only see Jake Peralta in one of his many disguises lmaooo

[@microwave6548]

Same 😂😂

[@bena9369]

Lmao same

[@mikeronquillo1451]

Trueeee

[@justas423]

He got so deep into his role he attained actual divinity

[@pramodkumarsingh6340]

Hear me out

[@whitetiger7244]

Zeus: "What about the Greek god of music, Yani? Apollo: "But that............that was my thing."

[@realtiredmomma9786]

@Apollo omg 🤣 the commitment

[@midnight_rose2337]

Apollo: Guys... did you replace me? Guys?

[@themusicmaster1077]

But it’s Adam Levine

[@aplit]

Zeus: Yeah, until Yani came along Apollo: I made a lute out of a tortoise shell! Zeus: But...c'mon, it's Yani!

[@zanderblankenship3849]

@@aplit Hermes: Hey, I’m the one who made it and it’s called a lyre.

[@Maria-et6rr]

"We started democracy we can end it" im greek and this whole sketch was great👏🏻

[@jopiagalis]

Maria Mih same lol

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

Me too

[@whitebrowedtitwarbler]

Same lolll

[@adriannapatrycja9079]

Same

[@macdilly]

Well I'm half Greek😪 but still counts

[@jrt7357]

Hades: "I don't know man I'm just on charge of the dead" Also Hades: Controls pretty much every gold, iron, and every other resource in the Earth.

[@mrfrogkingg]

Yeah thats the joke hades doesn't like helping

[@ritvikakalavagunta6662]

@@mrfrogkingg that's true

[@Alex-nt4gl]

You're thinking of Pluto, Hades' roman form, who's sphere include the riches of the earth. Hades is only the god of the underworld.

[@DrewTanaka]

@@Alex-nt4glit applies to hades too

[@cld9736]

Zeus: Athena, what about you? Athena: I am also war Zeus: Wa- okay, hold on, so basically we have two gods of war, huh? Athena: I am also god of wisdom Zeus: Okay, great. Perfect. Give us your wisdom Athena: We could go to war Smort 😂

[@JerichoJulius0]

Hear her out... War can actually bring financial stability. Might take some cost in the beginning, but in the end, it'll bring golds, loots, and *ahem* slaves to support a realm, which helps a lot in solving a financial crisis. Not to mention Greeks are master combatants at the time, meaning winning wars are their forte.

[@saintdockery5740]

That's how the USA does it

[@Rynden_Nihilus]

@@saintdockery5740 Minus the slave part

[@wibawa00]

@@JerichoJulius0 WW 2 for America made us witch

[@edtExodus]

@@JerichoJulius0 Except, they were mostly fighting each other, so there's that.

[@notpandemicp1156]

"hear me out"😂😂😂 andy's delivery is excellent

[@alizaloring3437]

Andy never fails to make me laugh. Like literally as soon as it pointed to his face he had me

[@tomcharles5910]

Zues: "who are you?" Demeter: "only your sister dude."

[@chickennuggets1918]

Tom Larsen and they had a child together and that child then married Zues’ and Demeter’s brother

[@dhafd2366]

Zeus

[@vullord666]

Demeter: And the mother of the child you gave away to our brother without telling me

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Lillian Lemasters which Zeus then banged Persephone

[@shizukagozen777]

@@QuigleTheGnome Zeus banged everyone so if you all want to talk about all the chicks that dude banged... Good luck ! 😹

[@TheGamingDistrict1]

Hades suggesting they get rid of everyone always makes me laugh because Hades was actually considered the richest god due to him having default ownership of every single mineral and gemstones that grew from the earth (including gold), and was VERY efficient at managing his wealth. There was also Plutus; also a greek god of wealth and riches.

[@theone-tg4ey]

😎

[@thescarredsinner895]

No one actually remembers this and Hades doesn’t feel like spending a dime on this shit

[@mythloverb5931]

Still more accurate than the Percy Jackson movies.

[@BalloutNewDregas]

They made a second movie of that?

[@erissianyxie2233]

Mythlover B the books were accurate

[@tmanke1]

Yeah

[@jendiamond7501]

Yeah😂😂

[@noahrosa5462]

How ??

[@Alex-pu5dx]

Not sure if they did that on purpose but the black Apollo joke is funny on multiple levels because greek people thought that Apollo's sun carriage got out of control and burned the earth scorching humans so much it created dark skin people xD.

[@chevyford5030]

Alex Morton that’s why he had the sunglasses tan line

[@Coinpease]

That was his son who did that trying to impress his friends who were vacationing in Libya, it's the creation story for the Sahara desert. He also flew too high, causing the north to become cold. He was so upset by the loss of his son that he swore off doing it anymore, leaving the job to Helios.

[@mysteryman7877]

There’s a lot of worse myths surrounding the existence of black people...

[@shrekt1000]

*ancient greek people

[@dragonstaye4557]

Not a stupid belief when u understand the truth that darker skin colors onset in areas where Sun is biggest thrrat to humans because it is nearer Eart at Equator.

[@superknuckleku-knucklebana6131]

Zeus: "The economy has collapsed!" Hades, also god of wealth:

[@kneelingfish437]

Hades: Am I a joke to you

[@darkmoonsyndrome8167]

Also Hermes god of commerce, trade, thieves, coin:...

[@mrstarnation4171]

That is Pluto the romanised version of Hades

[@arturorodri1123]

@@mrstarnation4171 I don't see diference really.

[@mrstarnation4171]

@@arturorodri1123 two different gods it's just that copy right seemingly didn't exist in ancient rome so they pretty much took the greek pantheon and traced it like a brat on Instagram

[@Bringleboar]

I wish this became a running sketch, would love to see more gods and their totally not creepy shenanigans

[@brianna_903]

Dang, they really left out my homie Hephaestus 😔

[@JuliePerriello]

I mean...Hera did throw him off of Mt. Olympus

[@gyorgyor7765]

Hephaestus is the God of the working class, aka the real drivers of the economy.

[@sheevpalpatine6139]

@@JuliePerriello and he did come back to Olympus So that's not really valid

[@burntcandle_daoist]

Leave the green hat alone

[@cybermorse]

Just like in real mythology

[@starrynights1067]

Please tell me we can get a Norse Mythology skit someday

[@thatfooltheycallweaver1124]

This deserves more recognition. And I completely agree

[@alley-man0557]

Norse mythology just isn’t as well known as Greek mythology so a lot of people may not get the jokes

[@milocarteret8770]

@@alley-man0557 it probably also doesn't help that a lot of the Norse religious tradition was lost

[@-mars.]

As a Norwegian, I agree!

[@yllejord]

No, slaughtering one mythology is enough.

[@Sticklemako]

There are two gods of 'economy' actually... Hermes and Hades, hermes was the patron of traders and hades the patron of banking and currency in greece

[@amp-le4699]

yea, ikr

[@Sticklemako]

Wow even just information is replied with hate... The internet is really a toxic place

[@Maitreyaaman]

Dude if the actually u r referring to here refers to the facts in the video,then u r correct but if it refers to the actual Greek Mythology,Hades was the Lord of the underworld and master of Thanos when Roman Mythology adopted Hades into the role of Pluto,he assumed an extra role as the God of Wealth coz of the Roman logic that the wealth(minerals and rare gems ,precious stones) comes from the earth ,Hermes was the God of Thieves,travellers and of trade....

[@farlonmuentes6004]

Because people aren't seeking accuracy on a skit. If it is funny, just leave the way it is and if you know what is correct then be happy that you know it.

[@angelinarumble8550]

Are you Greek I am

[@ZJ_26]

Demeter is Zeus' sister and he seriously asked," I'm sorry who are you again ?" 😂Wow

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Given the ancient Greek pantheon's family tree, does that really surprise you? Though the term _is_ misleading; family labyrinth would be more accurate.

[@j22ksd]

This is the Percy Jackson’s adaptation I’ve been waiting for

[@ritvikakalavagunta6662]

i thought i was the only person in these comments that loved percy jackson

[@lunarisita26]

Percy jackson doesn't own GREEK mythology.

[@mrbutt4eva625]

@@lunarisita26 Yeah but it’s the best rendition

[@miloolim8422]

@@mrbutt4eva625 lol it isn’t. Percy Jackson is so overrated.

[@tunatuna6065]

@@ritvikakalavagunta6662 I'm betting 10 bucks that about 50% of the fandom has watched this

[@Living.La.Vida.]

Me, a Greek mythology enthusiastic, knowing Hades is the God of Riches: *low-key offended laughter*

[@kochamboga3230]

He has coin from every death so he must be.

[@iamarock8051]

But I thought only his Roman counterpart, Pluto, was the God of Riches?

[@sheevpalpatine6139]

Its actually only Pluto. The reason for that is the Roman's saw death as a good thing in the end.

[@theworldbreaker]

I thought he was just the richest of all the Greek gods and not a god of riches... Now that I think about it, being the richest god probably does make him the god of riches...

[@violacola]

The greek god of wealth and riches is Plutus. Hades is just the god of the dead. Both were synchronized with the Roman god Pluto, who was the god of both.

[@mattmcevedy9982]

“By my own Beard” underrated joke.

[@RareHarmony]

Truth. I feel like that joke went over everyone's head. "By my own Beard, is this true?" 5:33

[@Glyvenator]

I was literally combing through the comments to see if anyone had said this yet. If you hadn't, I would have.

[@richmanbroke9721]

Isn't that Odin's thing tho?🤷🏾‍♂️

[@mattmcevedy9982]

@@richmanbroke9721 “By the beard of Zeus” is an Anchorman reference.

[@antibiastes2868]

@@mattmcevedy9982 yass

[@aadyakhazanchi21]

This is more Percy Jackson than the Perry Johansen movies were.

[@jmann6130]

I noticed that to 😝

[@xDarkestDemonx]

Z: Athena, what about you? A: I'm also war! Z: So we have two gods of war? A: I'm also the god of wisdom. Z: Well, then give us your wisdom! A: We could go to war. I'm dying xD

[@anilpurva6575]

Ohh

[@samuelrappaport6162]

FeatherPaw we saw the same video we don’t need you to repeat it verbatum and tell us how funny it was. We know

[@xDarkestDemonx]

@@samuelrappaport6162 Oh I didn't mean to upset you, good sir. Let me apologize for expressing the joy that I felt for this part of the dialogue. I really am sorry for offending you.

[@funnyblog100]

She is also goddess of mathematics.

[@demonicgamer081]

Its not a bad plan war is amazing for an economy

[@amangham7]

This is one of those skits where every cast member is perfect for their character and you wish it was a full-time tv show

[@leoiscool3647]

Lol does anyone realize almost all of these ppl are Zeus' s children or his siblings

[@maram8416]

No. No one knows Greek mythology except you. No one has ever read a book. Ever Except you

[@leoiscool3647]

@@maram8416 Lol 🤣

[@shaheenziyard5770]

Not Aphrodite tho.

[@noordeepkaur7795]

Nepotism

[@self-awareandbiasedslander7761]

@@itzfroggi22 dont forget Hestia

[@preston726]

this scene alone just makes dionysus and zues like father like son 5:20

[@gilbertrivera1319]

"Ok here's the plan, I turn into a 🐬, hear me out! I have sex with a human woman, hear me out! It's not consensual, hear me out!... She's my daughter" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@pencil9970]

😂

[@gregorbaby4269]

In the end it turns out he had sex with his sister who also happens to be his sister in law 😂

[@4rs0n1sm]

Thats zeus & poseidon causing 99% of the shit that happens in greek mythology lmfao

[@bbgunz1705]

Greek FBI Open Up!!!

[@grizzlyrider6original70]

Lololololo that's hilarious!!!!!

[@stiaangroenewald1573]

Hera is NOT Poseidon's daughter, she's his sister.

[@superpowerpiggy9595]

Well then there’s the question of which is worse

[@SomeoneFromAnytown]

Super Power Piggy it doesn’t matter the gods will keep fricking their siblings and family members anyway.

[@Ad-Astra]

Zeus said it's HIS wife, not Poseidon's, which is true.

[@stiaangroenewald1573]

@@Ad-Astra What are you saying?

[@ElPayasoMalo]

Poseidon was saying NEXT time it's going to be non-consensual sex with his daughter.

[@LM11116]

funny bc hermes is actually the closest god they have to the economy considering he's the god of jacks of all trades, thieves, etc.

[@beeeeans311]

LuxMashups hades is the god of wealth soooo

[@Youneedalex]

Facts

[@magus13131]

Yup, I was about to say the same thing about Hades, though Hermes is also the God of Trade, so both of them should've been involved. Although the Yanni bit was funny, the God of Music is actually Apollo.

[@HollcomeTook]

You're all right, but they had to get to a German god involved to parody real life European politics, lol.

[@doctorjae75]

yep, and being in the medical field, I know Hermes's symbol well...you know the caduceus, the one with 2 snakes symbolizing wealth, commerce, trade...God I should get this tattoo removed!

[@MarioRugeles]

This was SNL at its best. Almost all their best comedians in one sketch.

[@imstandingrightbehindyou.6987]

"I am also god of wisdom" "Great perfect so give us your wisdom" "we could go to war" Am i the only one who cracks up at this part everytime i watch this video.

[@mengkhui7196]

Ali Shah Nah

[@imstandingrightbehindyou.6987]

ABC....Nasim pedrad.

[@dashengquan]

I'm standing right behind you. although I'm an Athenian I found this really hilarious too.

[@ALLmasked]

that strat worked for the USA tho

[@raviqirvansyah4494]

I died in this part...

[@koco23]

Apollo’s luscious curls are the most accurate part of this 😂

[@owenngotho]

"So I just banged a regular goat, I've done worse" Had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Angry_Rage_Demon_Scientist]

Jake playing Posiden is the best thing ever.

[@anisboucheneb736]

After almost four months from watching this video, I realized that Yanni was Adam Levine

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I thought it was Kyle 😂😂😂

[@johneriomala9566]

😐

[@zenoweed]

Two years later I still haven't figured it out

[@30catsinacardigan22]

Apollo being "burnt" has me in tears

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

Again, that would be Helios, the personification of the sun.

[@kieranmahon4382]

The sketch writers' knowledge of Greek myth is clearly minimal and yet this is still hilarious.

[@TheAxmore]

Kieran Mahon I mean.... its not too far off

[@AnthonyGrantPressRelease]

shut up! they know their miths good

[@echo4428]

NobodyExpectsIt they would've gotten hades if they did need economic help because he's the god of riches

[@dyslegein]

G G half the Greek gods are gay, Zeus, has his own personal boy toy

[@PalKia002]

G G too bad you are promoting homophobic propaganda

[@kmichaelthompson]

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. I caught the very first SNL when i was 13. Now I'm 63 and they still crack me up.

[@Riverstyx13]

Virginity is part of Artemis’ whole thing. It’s not a secret at all

[@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108]

I’m warning you now, delete your comment before you get woooooshed I don’t know how you’ve survived this long

[@koco23]

@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 lol u ok??

[@Riverstyx13]

@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 Why?

[@bengregori4071]

@@Riverstyx13 She just means thats obviously the joke i think?

[@markherring3513]

was she a virgin in Ready Player One?

[@JayCap24]

Y'all really using valuable energy to correct the historical accuracy of an SNL sketch lmao

[@Kasino80]

Plus...historical accuracy dealing with gods?

[@yllejord]

So... they can claim that Greeks, an actual people, are lazy just like that?

[@godsperfectfailures796]

Yes

[@godsperfectfailures796]

@@Kasino80 you just annihilated the bible.

[@Kasino80]

@@godsperfectfailures796 yes, I'm THAT good 😁

[@floralfancy7814]

This was a nice re-imagination of the Greek Gods and the comedy was hilarious! Also Poseidons crown was really pretty. Also the way Zeus started roasting Hermes when he is supposed to be his favourite son XD.

[@DocESARobsidianbruk]

Funny thing is that Hermes, the worst, is the god of merchants and trading, basically economy.

[@acookiecruncher1217]

DocESAR MC lmao xD

[@thekrissyincolor]

I literally came to the comment section to say just that

[@emmalangas3046]

willing suspension of disbelief my friend

[@charleynewman5057]

Don't dis my boy Hermes.

[@TsarNicholasII5437]

Hades is the God of death but he collects two coins from every dead person and can sniff gold and silver from all corners of the earth which makes him the richest of the gods

[@TsarNicholasII5437]

Fucking anti semitic creep

[@scarfhead96]

LOL this chain tho

[@deathpyre42]

Also, he was considered the patron of mining and precious metals.

[@crazydude2361]

Tsar Nicholas Hades is not the god of death Thanatos is.

[@YourAchillesHeel]

im 17 year old and Hades is the god of underworld, not death. Thanatos is the god of death. Hades oversees and rules the underworld. It doesnt take a huge genius to know the difference.

[@dannychefalo432]

Zeus: Athena, what about you? Athena: I am also war Zeus: Wait, hold on, so we have two gods of war? Me: Last time I checked there were actually four

[@kiaracorbo7166]

i heard eris instead of ares and was like weird first choice but okay and then proceeded to spend the following six and a half minutes wondering what the hell had happened to ares like the fool i am

[@lyft2053]

Do You Mean Ares, Athena (Greek) Bellona, And Mars? (Roman)

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

@@lyft2053 it's actually four but Ares and Mars are the same deity

[@spangebred328]

Nicholas Jevon Aphrodite Areia was a war goddess in Sparta

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

@@spangebred328 Athena and Ares : *[blinks in pure confusion]*

[@Pharry_]

“Yea I could send them a message!” “…You’re the worst.” Love that

[@mairaalesha7062]

dude do yk who plays hermes because ive been looking for the actors name for forever but all of the other comments are like from a year ago

[@gregoryhanscom180]

@@mairaalesha7062 Don't know if you still care after a month, but his name is Paul Brittain.

[@mairaalesha7062]

@@gregoryhanscom180 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

Dionysus : Shut up you little b**** ! That part 😂

[@andrewcarmichael2371]

Demeter: I am not a virgin Zeus: I know, I sleep with our daughter disguised as Hades Hades: You did what!?

[@lamarmcneil5655]

Lol his daughter/niece.

[@christopherwallace8000]

You made that up

[@lamarmcneil5655]

@@christopherwallace8000 Lol no that's basically true.

[@juliaviggiani4651]

History Jones you can’t even spell Persephone but go off I guess

[@thoughtfulghost]

@@mariastoycheva1583 I think they are referring to the myth of Melinoë where that exactly what goes down

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

The "By my own beard is this true?" joke is super underrated.

[@markherring3513]

why underrated? i am missing something.

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

@@markherring3513 Because the normal saying is "By the beard of Zeus". But Zeus is saying it. It's not an amazing zinger, but I feel it should get SOME appreciation.

[@tieflingteeth9033]

@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 so it's similar to the Abrahamic God saying 'oh my me' basically?

[@susiesuh1418]

Or it’s because Dionysius was considered gay and cross dresser.

[@pandasy77___47]

Charlie Day as Dionisus is like the perfect role for the guy, like A+ SNL

[@gorillazhead]

0:46 I love how you can see Charlie Day just sitting there hiding behind everyone.

[@joejoseph3078]

This is still one of my favorite SNL skits in a long time.

[@Chris_WG]

This one is surely fun but my recent one to love a lot is the Ryan Gosling one about the Papyrus font... it's so well done and nuts!

[@jaxd9768]

Ares: I am the Greek God of war, bloodshed, and violence. Zeus: Wow. All three! Me:😂😂😂😂

[@angelikivirvili9915]

great range mate, I luv greek gods

[@severussnape8349]

.

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Sassy af

[@lillianlunt6767]

Hades is the God of dead And money.... Edit: yes, I realize my mistake, thank you guys for not attacking me, but you should not attack eachother either. Asbjørn Christensen, thank you for correcting me, It truly is appreciated, it was an honest mistake mixing Roman mythology and Greek mythology. But y'all kind of just went off on eachother and need to take a chill pill

[@GodBear97]

No, That's Pluto - The roman equivalent of Hades. Hades was ever only god of the dead and king of the underworld. Hermes on the other hand was god of merchants, commerce and trading

[@aresbishop5636]

Asbjørn Christensen Notice how this is Greek and not Roman

[@GodBear97]

@@aresbishop5636 Yes, that wa my point. People tend to get confused about what areas Hades was god of, and which areas Pluto was god of, but Hades, the greek god was only god of the dead/underworld, NOT money

[@chrisramirez5385]

@@GodBear97 hermes was also the god of thieves.

[@GodBear97]

@@chrisramirez5385 Yes, and trickery and a bunch of other stuff, the three I mentioned just seemed like the most relevant to me at the time - Though the god most suited for being the god of money also being the god of thieves is pretty contradictory

[@flamerkirk]

0:45 Dionysus hiding behind the chair 😆

[@savagepro9060]

nice catch

[@luciferangelica]

truth is, hades is also the god of wealth because wealth comes from the ground. hephaestus, as a smith, may be involved in the coining of currency. hermes is not only a messenger, but god of magic, thieves, writing and, i think, also trade. apollo may also be involved. the association with the sun is also an association with gold

[@luciferangelica]

god of music would also be apollo

[@momgirlcop1]

luciferangelica let us not be distracted by the fact there’s a Greek god of wealth

[@luciferangelica]

Girlcop17 what would you prefer we be distracted by?

[@momgirlcop1]

luciferangelica the fact that in Greek myth I shit you not they focus on the legal system more

[@ezestaples9439]

I didn't know hermes was the god of magic, I only know of hecate

[@TheBc99]

Isn't Hermes the god of commerce and finance?

[@TheBc99]

Ecthelion008 Lol, there's more where that came from. I spent way too much time with Greek mythology as a child, reading books about it that were way too dirty and violent and incestuous for my age.

[@TasosEG]

+Benjamin Rome Clarke Hermes is the personal Mailman of the gods, that's his main speciality at least :P

[@TheBc99]

TasosEG While that's his role in mythology, he was worshiped by the ancient Greeks for a variety of other reasons; as a patron of shepherds, of merchants, of children and even thieves. He also led the souls of the dead into the afterlife. He's not just a mailman. He's one of the religion's chief deities.

[@IBareBear_]

+Benjamin Rome Clarke Greeks OBVIOUSLY don't need an economist, but they prefer to get their letters in time. So therefor they gave the economist some manual work. ^_^

[@Enel97]

+Benjamin Rome Clarke well did you expect from those guys to know that? Like the rest of the stuff in the sketch are true(no hard-working even though statistically greece is one of the most ahrd working in europe). it doesnt matter though.its a humor sketch.doesnt need to be totally fact proof. we just watch and laugh.

[@yeeskee8928]

Whilst percy Jackson was searching for the Lightning theif, this was the olympians

[@drippooh]

LMAO😂

[@edenbrown6915]

Lol

[@cringeygachakidthatalsodoe7154]

LMAO

[@YouveBeenMegged]

5:51 The actual reason Dionysus got stuck watching Camp Half-Blood

[@emmie-c8t]

probably. 💀 at this point, he probably had multiple punishments throughout his immortal life, and that was just one of them-

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

PJO fan spotted

[@marvelfangirl3328]

H: "I just had sex with a dolphin." P: "Uh..." H: "But it was... disappointing." P: "Well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the sea was really cold, so..." A: "Why am I not surprised?" P: "Shut up, Athena."

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Marvel Fangirl *I need dis line*

[@cashthecurator666]

@@Milla.S.Petersen1820 Or maybe Percy would just shake his head in shame, haha.

[@barnred8887]

Poseidon or peralta?

[@HaifaaAmni]

@@barnred8887 LMAO BOTH

[@grizzlyrider6original70]

3:26 I got you Marvel FanGirl

[@claydollar2127]

I lost it when Andy Samberg showed up

[@erinsmith7238]

Kaylee Dollar Same! I love him in Brooklyn 99

[@VenTimofey]

Here me out! I'm a cop!

[@abnojayoung5430]

Kaylee Dollar I had no idea it was him until he spoke, I was so shocked!

[@PanthorPapa84]

Hera never cheated on her husband she is the goddess of marriage

[@shizukagozen777]

Ikr

[@carlofthekey7288]

She didn't have time to cheat since she was too busy ruining the lives of every woman Zeus knocked up and their children.

[@shizukagozen777]

@@carlofthekey7288 For real though. 😂😂😂

[@Simone-rp8bh]

@@carlofthekey7288 True lol

[@the_dropbear4392]

Well she kind of semi did by using magic to make herself pregnant

[@YanniZiangos]

As a musician myself, seeing Yanni is always funny to me

[@Breidablik06]

2:21 Couldn’t sum up Greek mythology any better, this is exactly how I’d describe it

[@user-km9bx3gf3z]

Apollo is also the God of music but ok

[@momgirlcop1]

Actually he was just the god of music but somewhere along the line in the history of the Greeks he somehow replaced Helios as the god of the sun

[@halogenetic394]

No, it's a joke. Yanni is a famous Greek songwriter.

[@cc.8805]

@@momgirlcop1 He's more than god of music and god of sun.

[@yunghandglove7959]

Sakhmet C. No he just replaced Helios because Helios was too reckless and let his son Drive the sun chariot

[@andrewollmann304]

Yeah....that was an error. The Greeks called Apollo “Phoebus” (“shining”) cuz he was so handsome. Somewhere, down the line, some Latin scholar thought this meant Apollo was the sun god.

[@lukesylvester2022]

That God of wisdom's plan for war is actually pretty wise.

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

True. War could make money, but it's high risk of losing a lot too

[@genem5448]

​@@dogsdreamtoo8427 This just reminds me of that movie where a tiny country declares war on the USA so that they can lose and the USA will come bail them out of all their problems. (Edit: the punchline is, nobody told the army, and somehow the tiny country wins)

[@bilpaparigormoetis5020]

How

[@zoepaulastrassfield2664]

@@genem5448 “The Mouse That Roared”.

[@genem5448]

@@zoepaulastrassfield2664 Thank you friend! That's the one.

[@giancarlofabregaromagosa4198]

Andy did such a good role as poseidon: Hear me out, Its not consentual, hear me out, she's my daughter😂

[@ryancoker1611]

Hera never cheated she was the goddess of marriage.

[@ididntgetthejoke7116]

Rick Death relax it’s just a skit

[@NapoleonBonaparde]

"She was" are you implying that she existed once upon a time? xd

[@cosminfeier4684]

yea ricky boy, that's where you draw the line...the rest was 100% accurate and realistic

[@ryancoker1611]

@@NapoleonBonaparde hell if I know,doubt it but the truth is what people know and what we think we know aren't the same thing. Most people believe what they hear,either from science, or religion but the truth is we just assume their telling us the truth,because we can't prove them wrong.

[@ryancoker1611]

@@cosminfeier4684 you got to draw the line somewhere.at least one of them cant be all bad(but in fact she was the worst,)to be honest if your immortal you will probably do some weird shit eventually.

[@rockydee7499]

plot twist: zeus turned himself into a goat

[@盧璘壽로인수]

not a goat, but a bull (Europa) & swan (Leda) so far, which he complains towards Eros (after giving his consent to marry Psyche)

[@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger]

I kid you not, he turned himself into a goat, Morty! Funniest shit ever!

[@ritvikakalavagunta6662]

@@盧璘壽로인수 lol i thought i was the only greek geek

[@盧璘壽로인수]

@@ritvikakalavagunta6662 Classical Myth geek since elementary school

[@nyxshadowhawk]

I was going to say "Since when is Zeus the rational one," but if he were really rational he would listen to Hermes. Also, "Sorry I'm late, orgy stuff" is Dionysus in a nutshell.

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

Zeus is supposed to be the wise one, why he won't give a chance to Hermes??

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

I lost my shit on Ares yelling “YES WE WANT WARR” and Dionysus saying his lines 😂😂

[@wrath7646]

This ironically the most accurate depiction of Greek mythology I’ve seen

[@danaepapatheodorou4518]

okay but all jokes aside the greeks are actually EXTREMELY hardworking people its the people in charge that mess shit up.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Just like America but I'm not giving my country any credit. We suck

[@Midnighter1886]

Don't their government represent their people? Democracy right? LOL

[@glowcat5691]

@@Midnighter1886 I'm guessing you're either Russian or german, sounds like something they would say

[@OK-yy6qz]

That's oversimplifying it. Even though we are Hard working we truly don't have Industry.And we don't really measure up to countries like Germany in the Hard working part.Plus we're very corrupt in almost every level

[@eternalearth88]

As a Greek-American, I agree. Plus, every Greek I know works harder than every American I know.

[@infinitetundra]

Zues: "Whaddaboutyou Hercules?" Heracles: "I lift things up and put them down."

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Zeus : And how about you Perseus Perseus : I can kill a kraken using Medusa's head

[@grace5033]

@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 Hades: and I talk really fast, get crazy angry, and trick Hercules's lil "boo thang" here into doing what ever I want. Then she just hip checks, flips her ponytail, and calls me "Rex". Hold up. I see shoes that don't deserve to be in my presence. What. Are. THOSE?

[@grace5033]

Megara: I, shut the here up. II, just because you tell me to do things doesn't mean I'm your maid, you blue flamethrower. Hades: SHUT UP, MEG!!!

[@exumbra1399]

in Schwarzenegger voice

[@Mohammedayman-zc9ez]

Pandora: I have a box filled with evil stuff .

[@sophiaochoa5489]

5:29 when that one student reminds the teacher about the hw

[@viktorochoa-aragon9830]

5 min before the bell too

[@seb99342]

Nobody. Literally nobody. When you spot diamonds in Minecraft: 5:28

[@abdullahosmani13]

I recognize so many of the SNL cast now from many good tv shows and movies, so glad they kept rising up to their potential

[@loveinspired7]

I FELL OUT at the "Yanni" part! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BenjaminWirtz]

Don't you mean Laurell?

[@monarch6662]

Who's Yanni

[@loveinspired7]

shuri copy If you like classical or contemporary music, he's a BRILLIANT composer! 😁 Check out his performance, "Live at the Acropolis". It's incredible!

[@loveinspired7]

Patient Grasshopper No sir, he said, "Yanni". It cracked me up! He had Yanni's mannerisms down pat! 😂😂😂 Who's "Laurell"? Is that another composer?

[@quinnquinn6620]

loveinspired7 it's the hearing test on KZbin to see if you hear yanni or Laurel

[@tylercox8915]

Hermes is the god of commerce and finance, and Hades is the god of wealth. Just saying. Still funny though.

[@peytonmerwin7495]

Ionasku Alexander Roman

[@ciritoshields7776]

Hermes is also the god of merchants and thieves

[@lilymaniscalco1948]

I think for hades, he is still the god of wealth but his Roman counterpart is more known for it

[@julijafirer3969]

No that's pluto his roman form

[@Dealing_with_Suri]

It's true, Pluton is more god of wealth than Hades is, but he still has a bit of the title.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Athena's lines were probably one of my most favourite lines ever even though it's completely expected.

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Someone You Don't Know *I was laughing like lol*

[@themancantfindaname7589]

NAH BABY I'M ALL ABOUT THE SUN -APOLLO

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

“And I’m not a virgin” - Demeter, probably a

[@stefanie9072]

This sketch is SO stacked in cast it’s so beautiful

[@nishanthjeyaraj112]

That dolphin text on the newspaper though...

[@TriniLush7]

Lmao oh shit!

[@karasushinigami5852]

It took me 3 years to see it @@ omg

[@zaneviper]

Where

[@AnaghaJayakumar711]

at 6:25