Embarrassing Text Message Evidence Proves a Man's Innocence - SNL

A lawyer (Jason Sudeikis) uses embarrassing texts of defendant Chad Jeremy (Eli Manning) to prove he is innocent of murder, but guilty of failing to pick up women with winky faces and a picture of himself holding a penis-banana. [Season 37, 2012]
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[@Lucy-fn9rj]

the lawyer is the definition of chaotic good

[@YourEternalSoul666]

Lucy I'd go with lawful neutral. ;P

[@landonseaholm5915]

Lawful evil

[@RyuujinLetum]

How about all 3?

[@mortalwound2945]

Trying to help in a fucked up way..yup that checks off

[@tyrant-den884]

Too realistic, that's lawful.

[@RainbowBubbleSparkle]

“I’d rather just confess to the murder.” 😂😂😂😂

[@johnjohnson201]

Fuckin died😂 woulda been my same reaction.

[@MR2ndgen]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Jess3674]

Too late, prosecution dropped the charges!

[@meatman1086]

It’s so good and what makes it better is that I don’t feel like it was scripted it felt so real

[@elimareyev4978]

Hehe

[@rahul_agarwal]

The best part of the sketch is when Eli bends forwards towards the mic. That pause and actions makes the sketch amazing. They could have easily not done that but that kind of small details is why snl is the greatest.

[@littlemouse4414]

It reminded me of the Judge Judy eps where a defendant or plaintiff does that and she screams at them, ha ha

[@jamesdakrn]

You’re right but I think it’s also partly habit from all the postgame interviews

[@momakesgoodmeatloaf]

Watch mad tv you might have a different opinion after 😂😂😂😂

[@imtryingmybest673]

Bill Hader’s expressions throughout this are icing on the cake

[@andreat6882]

bill was just playing himself as a judge lmao none of his lines felt scripted at all

[@LeeTheSun1]

KWEL

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

He had very few lines but they had some of the most natural delivery I've ever seen on this show. Makes me wonder if part of it has to do with his love of true crime.

[@linziRyan1965]

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 yes

[@ghostrecon755]

Every single one his liners had me tears! 😂😂😂😂

[@brelandparker4483]

Lmao

[@DanielWidrew]

Shout out to the folks in the jury who managed to sit through that whole thing looking sober and thoughtful like they were really concerned about getting the right verdict

[@mikemurphey7218]

They were probably ready to get him for harassment of coma girl 😆

[@Silver-cl2bd]

👏

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Yep. Happens every.day.

[@heather95404]

well maybe they were.

[@craneanderson2317]

I know I couldn't hold my laugh. Shit is way too hilarious. That "hehe" is absolutely the last nail on the coffin.

[@tbpdesigns8282]

I love Sudekis’s little smirk after Eli says something embarrassing

[@anthonyh2884]

“The banana is larger” -saddest line ever 👍🏽😁

[@since1876]

Hotdogs meeting hallways 🥺

[@2koolken]

Eli: The banana is larger. Hader: I was gonna say. [chuckles] 😆

[@thejoker-wu1sp]

Lol

[@babysharkcrew1905]

2koolken hahaha 😂 I died

[@rrock2025]

Yeah, I heard that part too

[@Shostakovichsnumberonesimp]

Wait how does he know that-

[@luccarabello3351]

3:05

[@I_Think_Its_Kaiden]

"Please read your search history from that evening" "I'd rather confess to the murder" Sadly true 😂

[@Predator2-7]

6:00

[@fh9226]

Me too. Hihi

[@thomasbenau2810]

Actually mines was kewl

[@madisonrose1893]

Eli did amazing! My first few couple of times watching this skit, I didn't even know he's not an actual comedian. He's so natural at this! I also amazed by Abby as the Prosecutor for being able to keep a straight face the whole time 😂

[@Trobtwillis]

I know, right!? Before I realized that he was NFL pro athlete Eli Manning, I thought that he was a professional actor. 🏈

[@lucyfoster4082]

Eli Manning's incredibly straight responses to the questions made this skit very funny.

[@GP-ci8qt]

He's dealt with the NY media in the most popular city and has handled it like a pro's pro. Of course Eli can keep a straight face

[@kingwill3953]

Lmfaoooo I swear

[@Powerball305]

Like he’d been there b4

[@thedancingveganatheist6310]

Impressive acting, actually.

[@donjohnston6420]

I think he played that role well because he wasn't acting, that's really his actual kinda akward personality

[@Ghostle06]

Woman: "We drop the charges" Bill Harder: "Yeah but I wanna hear more" That was definitely the best moment 😂

[@sahhwins187]

“Bill Harder”

[@aidanduffy3407]

Hes a comedic genius one of the genuinely funny guys out there

[@xaderalert]

@YayDude123 *Comcast heavy breathing*

[@rrock2025]

Oh ok

[@uolliac1329]

“Bill Harder”

[@natas5014]

4:18 just sells the skit. Jason and Bill have such good energy. The hand contact is so underplayed but it's hilarious.

[@lonewolfe2502]

Even though Bill Hader has only few lines, he still shines in the skit. 😂

[@danieljuncos244]

Sitting forward, putting his mouth right up to the mic, and taking a very brief pause before speaking every time - that’s what makes this work. Good job, Eli!

[@alexpapatonis978]

about the only thing he can do well. fly eagles fly ;P

[@leo_wentzel]

Alex Papatonis go birds 🦅☝🏼☝🏼

[@giordanogiostra1110]

Exactly!

[@demonstrably_horny]

Alex Papatonis nah eagles suck

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Yes, but it was achingly uncomfortable.

[@andrewodinson3726]

"Not exactly the face of a man about to commit murder, is it?" Imagining a murderer making a :P face made me lmfao

[@Footballfansblue]

Eli is a surprisingly good actor.

[@EverlastingHobnocker]

I don't know...I could just about see Alex (A Clockwork Orange) doing that

[@apricot6171]

;P

[@doctorlove6090]

;P 🔪

[@weaponofmassconstruction1940]

Oops, you're dead now hehe

[@Live-Life-Freely]

"Gotta cast a wide net, huh!" That judge knows what time it is.

[@buddermonger2000]

Man certainly took "The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to heart

[@dylanf3108]

I love how the lawyer broke character and Eli didn’t 😂😂

[@bdawg7132]

I love how you're an asswhip

[@selfishstockton6123]

Andrew Furrer I love how cowards have no Avi

[@selfishstockton6123]

Andrew Furrer your ignorance makes me ill and angry

[@jessicafranklin6386]

Hey Rexy1776. Just thought I'd add my two cents that I took your statement to be a perfectly innocent comment about something you found funny. And I don't get why so many people are giving you shit about it. So, just wanted to offer some support. People on the internet can be dicks for no reason sometimes.

[@AmyAnnLand]

@Andrew Furrer So you wish someone dies all due to a harmless YT comment? Wtf is wrong with you?

[@zamyoutube]

When you realize that all they really needed was the pic of the banana, which was taken at home, it makes it funnier bc all this extra embarrassment was unnecessary

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

He could have taken the picture earlier and then sent it.

[@rexsceleratorum1632]

@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid There is metadata in the image if he still has it or has been uploaded to a cloud service

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

@@rexsceleratorum1632 he wouldn't even need to upload it to a cloud. Could have sent it from his gallery. And BTW, databases can be hacked.

[@rexsceleratorum1632]

@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid And it can all be a setup, a conspiracy by the illuminati and the freemasons

[@rexsceleratorum1632]

​@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid An image's EXIF metadata is contained in the image itself and read by a cloud service if it gets automatically backed up. It can be edited easily enough and the timestamps in the filesystem (apart from EXIF metadata) manipulated as well, but there needs to be a careful series of steps to make sure the image is not automatically backed up until it is manipulated. All that requires some expertise which the prosecution might need to prove. And hacking a cloud service doesn't exactly work like in the movies, it is not even a viable option.

[@rihannagirl556]

Recipient: "Chad, you woke me and my fiance'. Dont text me anymore" Chad : Kewl This guy is truly a Chad.

[@alizaloring3437]

😂😂😂

[@dAvrilthebear]

"The prosecution can't hear any more, we drop the charges!" 😂

[@chrisleschkies8096]

Your honor this is irrelevant.... Hader: I'll allow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beverlyanne5699]

on trial for free speech. Kangaroo court.

[@jojopemb2218]

I love how natural Eli is. Most celebs can barely keep a straight face during these skits lol

[@ixlnxs]

I thought he was an actor

[@queenjustine66]

i thought he did a fine job and was quite funny playing it so straight, totally fit the character. once or twice he smiled just a bit, but otherwise unbreakable.

[@johnfurface]

;P

[@kamakaziozzie3038]

ixlnxs - for some people, anyone they see on a screen is a celebrity

[@crazyleg2006]

He really was great here.

[@OffTheRailsPodcast]

I think this is a top 5 skit all time for me. "I'd rather just confess to the murder" is such a killer line.

[@ryans6280]

"You were just kinda fishing for anything at the point" 😅

[@nailsnailsgoodinbed]

Eli Manning is one of SNL's most underrated guests - he's iconic

[@tomaszroginski6134]

100% agreed. Up until now I used to think he was a member of the cast because he seems like a natural to me. Only now I googled him and it turns out he's a sportsman.

[@odw1714]

Who says a sportsman tho

[@odw1714]

And doesn’t know who Eli manning is

[@JavaNinja72]

T Rog does

[@mrrobot8973]

Chad Mower Timberlake is a very solid actor ..doesn’t count

[@royramirez5681]

“We drop the charges” “Yea I I like to hear more” 😂

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

.

[@dr.mark.b.hubble]

One of the funniest skits in SNL history. The premise is genius😂

[@nathanb5923]

This is actually very hilarious, one of their best sketches

[@Dreamformeable]

How in earth can they keep a straight face when he is going about KEWL?

[@i_likebeing_home8733]

+Dreamformeable yeah totally!! i laughed my ass off at "KEWL" :D :D

[@hahayouarefunny]

hehe

[@sharonsmalls6846]

Book Snake Gotcha cause you’re not watching any longer because it’s a different century.

[@Ffejro12256]

@Book Snake Holy crap. Calm down. They were having fun. Their job is to make people laugh. Job done.

[@Ffejro12256]

@Book SnakeA) pretty sure more than one person was laughing. More than one person = people. So yeah. Job done. If it's not funny to you than don't hang around. They had fun. I had fun. So did others. B) Keeping a straight face isn't a prerequisite for a job in comedy.

[@asherujudo7383]

"I was gonna say" Bill Hader 😂😂😂😂

[@thisismagacountry1318]

I'm carrying a banana next time Eli is signing autographs.

[@makeupmaven1384]

Yeah i need to do this

[@unitedstatescitizen1035]

I feel like you can get anyone to confess to anything with a threat of their internet porn history search 😂😂😂

[@williamgrahek4454]

Accurate

[@GHustle4]

If, you break because of some porn history then you shouldn't walk this earth anymore....

[@LadyVoldemort]

I'm a woman who sometimes watch circle jerks and other gay stuff. What's wrong with that? I won't confess to anything I never did. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wettergren1725]

@@contentlyshane How sweet and naive =,D

[@CourtofRecord]

@bryan diaz varela no thank you , I'm not into necrophilia

[@evansabermarando]

Tom Brady lost 2 Super Bowls to this guy

[@alistairthow1384]

Kewl

[@econojon]

Brady also has 4 more rings than this guy.

[@alistairthow1384]

@@econojon yes he's the goat, but Eli's 2-0 against Tom. Can walk into any room with him and hold his head high.

[@cheefussmith9380]

@@alistairthow1384 not after that elderly butts thing though

[@alistairthow1384]

@@cheefussmith9380 what's on Toms history, don't under inflate the importance of that.

[@nidhiraghuwanshi4862]

I love these skits. These are so good. Such attention to detail. Lawyer's fixing his glasses before reading, prosecution's darkcirccles. Judge's accent. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@giordanogiostra1110]

Eli's acting was surprisingly GOOD, since it's not his job.

[@jacksonvance7404]

I watched him act like a quarterback for 16 years

[@waynej2608]

@@jacksonvance7404 was he 'acting', when he led the NY Giants to Superbowl victory!? Didn't think so.

[@eshryo237]

Wayne J leading them to two improbable super bowls when they had an airtight defense and the! failing to do shit with one of the best receivers in the game.

[@betsyduane3461]

@@jacksonvance7404 With 2 SB MVP's and the 7th most TDs in history?

[@betsyduane3461]

@@eshryo237 Utter nonsense, Eli had some horrible defenses.

[@user-be9lh4xf6b]

“I’d rather just confess to the murder.” A more relatable thing has never been said.

[@ShukaHusk]

True

[@robertisrotten]

What about "my cock is full of piss"?

[@sm4130]

5:20 I died!! It’s alright ... it’s unbelievable 😂 brilliant

[@miropribanic5581]

razror-sharp reasoning by the defence, one of the jurors nodding, as he was about to be convinced.....this one should go into the law student's manual

[@hannahlewis65]

that "kewl" sounded an awful lot like "kill". I think he's guilty

[@GoodSoup]

Yo I thougt so too but then I realized that the couple wasn't the victims.

[@lockandloadlikehell]

Hannah Lewis *IS* The Inspector

[@kairo9084]

No. He sen4 the emoji. Innocent in any case XD

[@wetstinkysocks490]

You up?

[@michelledouglas4953]

From high school in the 90s kewl was our cool word. It's the patois version of cool actually but it seemed to have come a far way. I still use it in text messaging. It is pronounced the same way as cool tho...

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

I rather just confess to the murder. HAHA

[@merubindono]

Luqman Hakim oh so this is where that meme came from

[@tinajeppesen5948]

Made me think of my ex & why I'm glad I'm not with him lmao

[@ericsmith116]

@Tina Jeppesen you up?

[@honeyst6133]

Luqman Hakim it's up to use trials aren't public acceptable people in the room so wouldn't be that bear saying and they're not allowed to talk about the trial once it's over anyways

[@tudorjason]

Hehe! Kewl!

[@ParagonEternity]

Every woman has had late night messages from guys like this.

[@peanuttgalleriYEP]

You up?

[@amidark6518]

Yeah, sounds like they prob all got it from the same dude

[@JoyFoolActs2035]

What's funny is I got one earlier, he was like..hey you sleeping? I said no and he was like wyd? It was 11:30pm. 🤣🤣🤣

[@timr6318]

@@JoyFoolActs2035 you up?

[@JoyFoolActs2035]

@@timr6318 always. 🤣🤣🤣

[@orchdork775]

This one time, a guy I had hooked up with once over 3 years prior sent a group message on facebook to me and over 20 other women. It was something like, "hey, what are you up to tonight 😉?" The thing is, he didn't realize that I, and everyone else he sent it to, could see that he had messaged all of us at once. 😂 Everyone on his hook up list learned just how wide a net he casts, and that he was probably hitting up a lot of women every time he messaged them previously. 😭 For the record, he was actually pretty cute and nice when I knew him back in 2013, so I'm not trying to shit on him, it's just hilarious that he got caught messaging that many women at once. I actually had the heart to tell him what had happened, but he pretended not to know anything about any group message, and insisted that it must have been some facebook glitch 😂 Man, I hope he doesn't see this comment, because I don't want him to feel bad. We've all done embarrassing things before, it's just that his embarrassing moment is too funny not to share. 😂😋

[@zaidbomb]

It's weird that he didn't played the "my account was hacked" card 😂

[@youtubeseagull]

@Dhi Mancini it's not silly. It's crass, or callous or disingenuous .

[@youtubeseagull]

you liked him enough you let him off the hook, and if you liked him more he'd be back on the hook again. He must have been gorgeous. I think 20 is pretty high. i wouldn't trust him.

[@dktide91]

So I guess it's a case of "Don't hate the playa, hate the game"? 😜

[@davidfam2147]

Would you want to get some lunch ?

[@MidnightSonnet]

This skit is so simple, yet it feels like a stroke of genius. Loved it.

[@skittykitty1000]

True comedic genius is knowing how not to make things too complicated.

[@conjandysecurity]

Good acting goes a long way.

[@TheBehm08]

This is how you take a simple thought that’s funny and just go ape shit and take it to its fullest extent 😂

[@arnatri1503]

I feel like Bill Hader was said to do whatever he felt like.

[@sarahandrade2505]

I love Jason is talking to a jury while facing the camera but the jury is sitting right behind him

[@wadeb5042]

Imagine being one of the jury extras and trying to keep a straight face.

[@fmac0417]

Eli did such a great job. He keeps a straight face under the hilarious circumstances. It's incredible. This is an all-time SNL sketch involving a professional athlete.

[@criztu]

The key to keeping a straight face under the hilarious circumstances, is to focus on the money. Think of how many things you'll be able to buy with the money you received for doing the skit.

[@DavidLee-ll9vq]

Totally agree

[@gethugefast1]

@@criztu bet you didn't know that all those artists and or bands that play in the super bowl halftime show makes zero money

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

@@gethugefast1 one up on the fact that the weekend paid to perform

[@drsloan]

My all time favorite was Joe Montana as the honest roommate. “I’m just gonna go upstairs and masturbate.” 😂

[@DaddysPinkBunny]

Imagine being the SNL staffer that had to go to Kinkos to get that printed lol

[@TheTheschuhschuh]

Now I don't know what Kinker is but... Do you think they don't have their own printer?

[@jkm4645]

Lol! Now I'm picturing it. "I'd like you to print this picture of Eli Manning with a banana in his crotch..." >D >D >D

[@maurieb82]

I’m wondering if any of Eli’s teammates asked for the picture

[@ImfamousTV]

@@TheTheschuhschuh kinkos is a printing place.

[@thedarknesst5995]

@The Jester - Fool Of Hearts your home printer prints 3' cardstock?

[@aiieeee5166]

His delivery is amazing the whole way through 😂😂😂

[@PhilippeCarphin]

I love Jason's delivery and rythm reading the strings of "you up" texts

[@FalloutPlays]

"very elderly butts"

[@jacksonduncan142]

Didn’t expect you to be here

[@Tht1Gy]

Hey! That's a good site. ROFLMAO!

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

@@jacksonduncan142 Quality content

[@nathangoss4694]

Eli's acting was surprisingly GOOD, since it's not his job.

[@MisterDr.]

Yes

[@3mPeRaToR]

You were just fishing for anything by that time

[@mingsong]

Ben G really? Oh God.

[@lunawade5997]

That’s correct yeah

[@whiteshaq0172]

Most definitely yes

[@rmk6444]

Eli was actually really good in this 😂😂

[@KatCanSing]

Haha! This is fantastic. Who knew Eli Manning was so good at acting? I always think Peyton's ads are pretty funny, but Eli does a better job than many of the SNL regular cast members at staying in character and actually acting. This was an unexpected gem of a skit.

[@111hitmeup]

guy casts a wide net huh...😂😂😂😂

[@oriolez5582]

"You up!?" , "you out!?" LOL... this was one of funniest sketches. Abby Elliott was a great actress on SNL

[@angie2591]

Oriolez casting that wide net lolol you can't make the basket if you don't shoot

[@gordonadams5891]

She has a noble comedy heritage. The old Bob and Ray sketches still crack me up.

[@paulmrjohnson]

Hader makes a great judge.

[@kloudnine2832]

yes she was

[@InsaneKahuna]

Oriolez what am i going to do with a bunch of young virgins or old hoes....should be living alone running through tourists.. doctors.. teachers nurses.. as of 10 yeaes ago.. not assholes eho fuck ur life up

[@XAirForce]

This really is a great skit. Well written and performed. Eli did a fantastic job re-enacting himself : ). They probably got a hold of his phone when he used the restroom the first time, then wrote this …. We all know a guy who is like this, in reality…

[@StepIntoYourPower222]

"U up?"😂

[@littleblueclovers]

“The prosecution can’t hear any more of this. We drop the charges.” “Y-yeah but I’d like to hear more.”

[@fatthanosfeet]

"is this an accurate depiction?" me: "yes" "you know perjury is illegal, right?"

[@ladymargaret6186]

This is the best sketch i have seen so far🤣🤣🤣

[@mbsthecomeup5396]

u up? u out? u out? u out? u up? 😂😂😂

[@dzashengonie3732]

"I'd rather confess to the murder"😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

[@nicktomlinson6140]

Elderly butta

[@PeaM91]

Same 😂😂🙌

[@100Hasake]

I'd rather confess to murder

[@Cody20069]

Lambakas you up

[@Cody20069]

You up

[@user-zv5wy8cx4x]

Who this??

[@user-zv5wy8cx4x]

You up

[@weisilber8957]

You up?

[@beardguy6320]

Bill Hader was the most amusing part of this sketch, whenever he breaks character; I burst with laughter!

[@shannonmalcom5343]

"I'd rather just confess to the murder" - omg, I *love* this skit. Classic!

[@imjordan6168]

"Did you know that when you sent the text?" "Yes I did" "aww duude"

[@TheBlueTheMan]

Jesus Eli is a cracking actor for someone who isn't an actor

[@kas90500]

TheBlueMan Fucking syndrome? I definitely have that. Lol

[@fastlane1205]

Would you like a spot of tea love

[@seededsoul]

He just barely read the lines. How can you call him a good actor.

[@IskandarTheWack]

He was given the easiest thing ever and he failed at that too, like they broke his lines up so much cuz they know he can't act cuz he's an athlete, he's not good at this.

[@ftrunks2k]

He's fucking awful. I remember watching him on SNL and shit was gawd awful. The cast really had their work cut out when he was hosting.

[@HorrorLover98]

"I'd rather just confess to the murders!" I was waiting for that, just take the fall lmao

[@tonyc2761]

One of their very best!...IMO. Laughing nearly the whole way through.

[@tanyapetersen7238]

Bill Hader, "he,he, I was gonna say..." I'm dying 😂

[@GinjouArmy]

This Eli guy is made of steel. I would have cracked smiles all the way through especially at "who dis u up" "hehe" and"elderly butts".

[@hagayudamar832]

Who dis

[@hagayudamar832]

U up?

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

I miss Bill Hader. Manning was adorable, this was great, those emoji faces killed me!

[@samanthahnatyszyn7630]

You up?

[@johnr797]

@@samanthahnatyszyn7630 You up? You out? You out? You up?

[@stephenison5703]

Even the district attorney was like we dropped the charges we heard enough but the judge that's another case 🤣

[@markrodriguez9442]

Extremely funny. Jason and Eli are hilarious and brilliant.

[@wrightvcx2249]

banana is larger.

[@szepenszoloszolo5177]

wright vcx I was gonna say

[@Azulakayes]

Lol

[@OrganicGonzalez]

wright vcx 😂

[@ruthbrown2543]

It always is

[@jondacalos4269]

Yes.

[@piercoucy]

This is, absolutely, one of the best, EVER, SNL sketches! I have watched it a hundred times. Still good as the first time.

[@troyramadin5772]

“Kewl” has me weak lmaooo

[@googiegress7459]

Yes but were you REALLY laughing your ass off off off?

[@prachiipandeyy]

This is one of my favourite sketches.

[@expinballit1379]

The " i was gonna say" part lol

[@swiftrian]

"As you can see murder was not on my client's mind" Me: "Objection! Murder was obviously on his mind! Murderin sum ass!"

[@msfabulista]

Missed opportunity there for sure

[@swiftrian]

@@anib18 I wrote it with his voice in my head lol

[@WitchVulgar]

*Murderin sum elderly butts

[@javierarias616]

You're ready to apply for some porn movie scripts!

[@benglaser1345]

"The banana is larger." XD

[@claudiastockman8438]

"I was being silly but sexy, you know like hihi and pulls face and pokes out tongue" This was a good sketch!

[@adamalikhan1357]

Judge being really entertained like he choosed to be a judge just for this day

[@justChuka]

Judge: "I was gonna say" Lmao

[@mcnello420]

I work in criminal defense and I have to say... some of the nuances that they placed in here are pretty accurate! The bit is hilarious but the details really put this over the top. 10/10.

[@kinaoborot]

Like what?

[@rickyzaengle4330]

Man, these are hilarious. Just wish they were longer

[@danime5428]

The fact that Your Honor and the defense attorney is enjoying every single moment of it is so epic 😂

[@szepenszoloszolo5177]

Who dis. Kills me every time.

[@Packerfan130]

you up?

[@alfonsomena8141]

szepenszoloszolo no questions in heaven

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

My friend used to answer the family landline like that.

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

Me toooo😂😂😂😂

[@Tango_Hendrix]

"Guy casts a wide net, huh?" 😂

[@chansuable]

This and James Franco's 'Lasagna sa pizza suh' are my favorite courtroom sketches 😂

[@andrewrochelle2991]

All-time classic! 😂 We need SNL to return.. the sooner the better

[@Racingirl911]

“I’d just like to confess to the murder!” LMAO!!!

[@celieboo]

Bill Hader as the judge😂😂😂😂

[@sicilianjiu-jitsu2984]

Who dis?

[@michaelharris2844]

I'll allow it 🤨

[@sheydoll]

The way Jason reads those text messages kills me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@CutandShoot5x5]

One of my fav skits of all “SNL” time!!!

[@ashlynnjones1194]

"I was gonna say." Bill Hader is someone who reads everyone's thoughts...