Vinny Talks to John - Saturday Night Live

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John Malkovich does not speak Italian. Aired 12/06/08
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[@bencarlson4300]

The balls it would take to do a PERFECT impression on live tv in front of the person you’re doing an impression of...

[@LesPauloCaster]

While also playing another character...

[@miketheq7739]

While also saying you sound like him more than him

[@robertopics]

One should ask andy.

[@13christbane]

nah

[@paulgage7495]

@@miketheq7739 I got a Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs vibe.

[@nejczupan89]

I love how they have Will Forte in all these sketches just so he can sit and eat in the background. xD

[@alexagaba284]

Innit

[@danuk2136]

Who is he

[@aesinam]

@@danuk2136 blue shirt. Used to be on SNL

[@nosferatu3528]

He doesnt even care whats going on . Just focuses on the food.

[@sonyab1974]

Whoa! I didn't even know that was Will Forte eating, until you said it and had to look again! Hahahahaha. Oh wow hahaha! That is so funny that he is just sitting there eating! :)

[@joeschmoe8624]

Most of the Italian they speak is gibberish but about half way through Fred asks” How many beans are in the glass? 😂

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Thank you, I was wondering what they were saying lol

[@tanyabartley2010]

@@TheAutumnWind_RN4L Me too..

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

@@tanyabartley2010 😂

[@1XSTEALTHTWINTURBOX1]

I wish we had breakdown of all the Nonsense parts that were said.

[@rallypoint1]

Yup!!! He says that line in a few of these skits. Love it!!!

[@steevinsuhgahl1161]

The fact that he did the John impression while still holding like 15% of Vinny's voice is incredible. Only other person I knew who could do an impression inside of an impression was Phil Hartman.

[@GD20254]

Phil Hartman is a legend

[@RicardoZambrana]

And Hank Azaria... he voices half the Simpsons characters.

[@nspector]

Yes, incredible

[@amalkuruvillababu]

Don’t forget Seth Macfarlane!

[@marhineykaye5026]

Watched a documentary of Phil Hartman. I was so amazed at all her accomplished even before SNL. One of my favorite comedians.

[@dzsidu]

Bill Hader is so goddamn talented

[@mutcoo]

Düşünen Adam "so bad talented"?

[@el_aleman]

because he's so damn nuts

[@JHallDaBoss]

So damn talented at breaking character 🤣🤣🤣

[@iknowimcrap]

@@JHallDaBoss yo we clicked on this video probably around the same time and you barely commented a minute ago and this was uploaded 7 years ago, I just wanted to reply because I find it crazy

[@bfkc111]

It definitely helped his popularity that he changed his name from "Bill Hitler". "Hader" is way tamer.

[@Cuartz2Spain]

I lost it when Bobby stopped crying when BIll gave him a Cigarette. Lol

[@rahulrathod2445]

I spat my coffee out 😂😂

[@opulence5260]

Bambino!!!

[@shawn1928]

Lmao

[@rasarmusic1]

I appreciate the capitalization of cigarette.

[@ronque23]

I still can’t figure out how Bobby gets his voice to high to play that kid!

[@KS-gf3tv]

Can we all take a moment to recognize that John didn’t break even with Bobby Moynihan dressed as a baby sitting in his lap playing with his face? No fucking way I would survive that

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

I’d practically die from the diabetes that performance exuded, alone 😅

[@evrtt_trn]

bobby did great, believe it or not this is his 10th show.

[@illwitness]

This is fucking outrageous.

[@nspector]

I know! I was thinking the same thing.

[@pdonettes]

It is good when the guests are good. I hate when they look like they are reading cue cards the whole time.

[@bfkc111]

It's impossible to imagine Bill Hader being shy seeing this.

[@roxrox7853]

Why? Is he shy in real life?

[@harlequin5664]

@@roxrox7853 yeh

[@imacg5]

Most crazy stage personas come from shy people.

[@johnbull1568]

It's a difficult thing for people to imagine. I've done lots of public speaking, for up to 300 people at a time, and I got a lot of compliments for it. I was terrified when I started out, and I mean physically ill at the point of vomiting, but my audiences didn't know it and all they saw was a confident speaker. It taught me many valuable lessons, one being that if you have absolutely have to do something, no matter how terrified you are, you'll find the necessary courage and get on with it. It's when you start to ponder on the worse things that can happen that things turns south, but if you know you have no choice, as with Bill Hader, you'll summon up that courage and do what needs to be done. That said, my public speaking was a 30 minute presentation to people who had no idea what I was supposed to be saying and didn't know when I messed up, and if I did mess up, I would carry on to the next point and people wouldn't know the difference. All I had to do was present a bunch of information, and be engaging and entertaining along the way. I can't imagine what it's like to deliver a sketch live on TV to millions of people, especially when you absolutely have to be funny and not mess up the other performers. I guess what I'm trying to say is that no matter what your deficiencies are, if you have no other choice but to do something, then you'll do it. I'm not a know-it-all internet asshole btw. There are plenty of topics I would admit I do not have the knowledge or experience to be giving advice on, but public speaking just happens to be my area, and I've always found that when I didn't think about things too much and it was clear I just had to get on with it, I always did. As with many things in life, It's that time to think about the worst things that can happen that is a killer, rather than just getting on with it.

[@annkatherine6327]

I think it comes down to a simple fact that he's playing a character and isn't alone on stage. Some time ago I saw that John Mulaney and Seth Meyers have stand-up specials and began wondering why Bill doesn't. And I found my answer here: “Comedian Bill Hader is adept onstage and doing live performances. But he's scared to death of standup. He says he remembers watching Chris Rock's 1996 HBO special, Bring the Pain, and thinking, "I don't know how people do that. I need a character. I need people out there with me." That would explain how he can hide his shyness while doing some crazy shenanigans - by becoming someone else and thinking that the audience's attention is not focused solely on him.

[@jaytorr6701]

Will Forte absolutely nailed it in this skit.

[@Daniel_Delayne]

Forked and knifed it

[@patricdaniels3760]

Every Time, sometimes!

[@richardgorski6383]

He wasn't in it

[@patricdaniels3760]

@@richardgorski6383 ... enough

[@jaytorr6701]

@@richardgorski6383 go check your eyes

[@aakanshthapa7407]

I just love when bill and fred argue in gibberish Italian.

[@joeoppedisano1538]

Fred is speaking perfect Italian

[@Aquilifer321]

@@joeoppedisano1538 absolutely not

[@paranormallettuce7227]

@@Aquilifer321 no.. no. They are speaking *perfect* Italian. i would know i saw scarface

[@apurugganan]

it's another episode of the Californians, released only in Italy--Fred was saying *to take the 405 and exit at Wilshire*

[@blond5361]

bobby completely nails acting like a child, the way he formulated a sentence and his facial expressions were so on point i couldn’t stop laughing

[@SarcastSempervirens]

bobbys voice, acting, talking and the question were pure perfection. the way he says "butter" is spot on

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

My headcanon is that The Vediccis are related to the Crispinos & Skaggs

[@thezenithupabove2531]

Have you seen Barry ☝

[@JoseGonzalez-oe8dg]

I agree! Bobby is such an underrated alum. Dudes brilliant and kills all the time.

[@gdawgs101]

I love how the pile of cigarette butts in the ashtray gets bigger and bigger every time

[@joycejohnson7164]

and it's smoking, as it should.

[@johncmitchell4941]

How many takes? 🙂

[@leporellothegoldfinch]

Where can I find the 20-hour box set of "Being Vinny Vedecci"? Asking for a friend who needs to know... for research

[@dad0g]

😅

[@dimitravasileiadou9771]

It's ummm... For science.... And for a friend...... Yeah, it's for a friend that likes science.......

[@NoDefaultsPlease]

My friend.. uhh... Majors in science so yeaaaa I need it too.. BUT for my friend of course, not for me... yep.

[@n30x3l]

@2:50 those are very hairy legs

[@humanforotherhumans]

😉

[@lexluthorpm]

"No, no, you sound exactly like this" - A laughed so hard.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture507]

“No you sound exactly like this”

[@jamiejamesonxxx]

I'm watching this Vinny series all day and found out that Will Forte really enjoys eating that spaghetti.

[@SssagaBenches4U]

BEAR!

[@MsBlueBreeze]

How many more are there?

[@jugglingembalmer]

The food always looks really good when I watch these sketches.

[@LetsGoFlyers2011]

@@MsBlueBreeze at least 20 hours worth

[@rae-everything]

He hates spaghetti, but he's a dedicated actor.

[@souio]

As much of a legend as Bill is, I have to say Bobby's cameo as the boy always seems to steal the show especially when he starts crying

[@lawyergirlinct16]

This whole sketch is hilarious and Bill's impression of John Malkovich is spot on, but Bobby steals the scene as Vinny's "bambino." I was laughing so hard I was crying!

[@MsSonali1980]

I hope someone gave you a cig to stop the crying.

[@raylang4608]

Imagine the talent.. IMMITATING PERFECTLY WHILE HES ALREADY PLAYING ANOTHER CHARACTER!! THE BEST SNL ACTOR EVER!!

[@ruskopormestari5187]

Bill Hader best John Malkovich impression ever xDDD

[@heyitsdaniel69]

There are so many things happening in this show: the producer casually eating spaghetti on set while arguing in Italian gibberish, the mt everest of cigarrette butts, and Vinny's son using a cigarette as a pacifier.

[@TestingGoose]

Sounds like New York's hottest club to me

[@Panda.Shogun]

@@TestingGoose I got that🤣🤣🤣

[@smokinjoeblues]

And a spot-on impersonation of Malkovich.

[@SloppyTired]

And Chef Boyar-G's

[@LouSpowells]

Casually, borderline aggressively, eating spaghetti.

[@gtd9536]

I love how weirded out John Malkovich looks at the end of the show. The performance is hilarious as it is ironic, when you consider that Malkovich usually plays the weird character.

[@tisdue]

lol. Malkovich is legit acting this whole sketch. I love it.

[@zararafridi1051]

The Actor who plays the son is brilliant 🤣

[@GD20254]

Bobby Moynihan ❤

[@captainpotato6856]

@@GD20254 ayyyyyye 😁

[@jaroslavfricek7772]

♥️🙌

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

@@GD20254 Just the cutest in everything…! 🥰

[@floatingsara]

I'm Italian and the reference to RAI 2 caught me completely off-guard. His impression is so spot-on that I cannot watch John Malkovich anymore without thinking of it

[@nensi1972]

Please , tell Bill he is saving my life... laughter is essential and the best cure for everything...thank you Bill.and all the crew with you...God bless...

[@captainpotato6856]

I fully agree 😁😁😁😁

[@asan1s1masa]

oh gosh I'm italian and this is so fucking hilarious

[@foggypete1860]

Alice Dal Bello do Italians really smoke that much?

[@djurofaca]

Foggy Pete this was supposed to be set in 80s or 90s so everyone smoked

[@flying_oliphant2554]

Hey are they speaking correct Italian .

[@filippobincoletto2503]

“Quanti fagioli ci sono nel bicchiere??” Hahaha

[@captainpotato6856]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

Why is this not an actual show broadcasted daily?

[@astrol4b]

We have a guy called Marzullo doing his job in italy that asks guests very deep but also weird questions like "ask yourself a question and give you an answer".

[@msgarbi95]

@@astrol4b grande Gigi

[@asmrcritique6565]

The impression of a baby asking a question was spot on.

[@GD20254]

I love the montage of random celebrities in the opening, such as Don Johnson, Brian Austin Green and Alf 🤣

[@CrisWhetstone]

Hader turns on a dime from an over the top perfect Italian gibberish speaker to a perfect Malkovich and back again. All live and in front of Malkovich. #skillz

[@JohnSTF72]

The expression on John Malkovich's face is priceless.

[@OutfittersOfArt]

His impression of an italian doing an impression of John is spot on

[@salvlox_]

3:18 the guy is screaming "how many beans are there in the jar sir? how many beans?"

[@CTPillay]

Bill Hader is so talented. I am so happy that he's branched out and being his showing his creative quirky sense of humour. now he's getting even more attention.

[@normationmemes5525]

I fucking miss Bill Hader so much on snl....

[@4seeableTV]

As much as we all enjoyed him on the show, he has said that performing on it always made him anxious. I wish he could've had as much fun doing it as we did watching him.

[@S.Pociecha]

I go out of my way to see Bill Hader perform, on SNL, HBO, talk shows, movies or whatever. "Barry" keeps taking my breath away. The man's brilliant.

[@rustyreview]

bill hader is the best SNL cast member ever. so versatile and also very likable.

[@johnotto4931]

I guess you missed John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Chris Farley, Dana Carvey, Norm Macdonald, and countless other greats

[@PrimoSchnevi]

@@johnotto4931 i prefer hader to all of those

[@4tr0phy]

@@johnotto4931 Literally every single one of those people are super polarizing and have sizable groups who are like "fuck that guy he's a hack." I've never ever met or heard someone say a negative thing about Bill Hader. You can maybe argue some of those are more talented but more likable? No shot.

[@johnotto4931]

@@4tr0phy I like big bird but I don’t watch Sesame Street lol, your logic for entertainment is strange

[@4tr0phy]

@@johnotto4931 I don't believe that you like big bird if you've never seen sesame street. I think you are saying that you do just to try to prove a point.

[@llsyd2491]

2:45 is officially the most attractive image in history

[@BigSirZebras]

The best is when Vinny does an impression of the guest.

[@smradztoiek]

Malkovich is hilarious in this one :)) Especially the utter confusion at the very end.

[@skylab14]

I love how he looks surprised and annoyed! ...He really pulls it off. 😅👍

[@jamesgratson6084]

Arguably one of the best sketches this show has ever done

[@petitor_veritatis1936]

.. That's "patently untrue." What a line!!!

[@the-boring-car-guy]

I love how he’s so thankful for him calling it a sex movie as if it’s a compliment

[@marmary5555]

Bring back Bill Hader to SNL!

[@Lafemmefutile]

“You sound exactly like this! Yes you do!” 😂

[@shaohanyu6917]

3:05 John stops himself from laughing 😅

[@joediaa5993]

John malcovich is like WTF is going on

[@angelcitygirl]

No. He's playing around.

[@somekindaguy100]

Yes it's called acting ,go figure

[@Electricshrock]

Love the way they post-dubbed the audio in 'Being Vinny Vedecci' to make it sound authentically like a pre-80s Italian movie

4:51 Lmfao chef boyar-G's! 🤣😂🤣

[@dalailama8845]

Knowing Italian makes this 10 times better

[@airborneandrowdy]

What did they say for us laymen?

[@CherisseangelCharlesfatness]

Bill Hader is amazing! His impression of John here is spot on.

[@RyczPie]

somehow Fred is the only one speaking italian :D at times at least :)

[@NoOne-sn2si]

The whole skit is great but the cigarette pacifier kills! Lol

[@andrewpandrew7786]

What’s wild is any scene or skit Bills in no matter the other talent he steals the show. Dude is such a titan of acting.

[@babypac3617]

"...why...how...how" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@XAMS]

Can I just say how good everyone's Italian accent in this sketch is?

[@Jarni1979]

3:18 "quanti fagioli ci sono nel bicchiere?" "how many beans are in the glass?" LOOOOL

[@CartoonCritter1985]

I love how at the end John has the look of "why am I even here?" LOL!

[@francescalbaines]

Bill Hader is in a class of his own. Can't wait for his hosting gig on 11th October.

[@airborneandrowdy]

Damn. I think I missed it.

[@victorpellegrini9954]

Why is the guy with glasses continuing to say "there are beans in the glass"?? Hahahahahah

[@gdawgs101]

You really don't know who Fred Armisen is?

[@daveidmarx8296]

Fun fact - @1:33 two seconds of awkward silence was removed from the original broadcast. Fred Armisen started his rant noticeably late and I guess they tightened it up for KZbin.

[@AliceBrazilLlamas]

Can I just say that John Malkovich is absolutely absolutely brilliant!

[@Barkotina]

The question asked by the fat kid was epic. "How do they make you face go bigger on de wall and when the popcorn and the coming truck and butter and the same truck and why and how a-how?"

[@Bambuswaldninja]

gregory It is a very philosophical question.

[@kmnnguyen7009]

gregory I

[@shh11111]

Reminds me of the 'have you ever had a dream...' kid

[@moveaxebx]

The answer is simple: it's 3.

[@romeoferrari9358]

dxđdŕŕ

[@lennyh.w5606]

Will Forte really enjoy his spaghetti very much

[@arturs2436]

Yeah B.Hader said Forte loved to be in this sketches has he could eat spaghetti...

[@ZarkowsWorld]

@@arturs2436 paid Dinner-time

[@astrol4b]

Not with so much beans in the cup

[@jacobbirdy128]

Vinnies son absolutely kills me. When he lights the cigarette for him I explode 😂

[@arnatri1503]

The impression was spot on! Bill Hader is a genius!

[@Edgaros]

Βill Hader is a comedic genious...

[@handmedownsail]

How many beans are in the fucking glass?

[@philliptripolonejr.1589]

This could be my favorite SNL skit ever. The mound of cigarettes in the ashtray is priceless. Bobby crying is a riot. One episode VV gives him some wine. Bill Hader at his best

[@r0xanne_d0ll]

It would be hilarious if they had an actual guest that spoke actual Italian but vinny and his crew didn't understand

[@rhmayer1]

Both De Niro and Malkovich speak Italian very well - pretending/acting that they don't. But that would be funny, to suddenly flip the script. Would Bill and Fred freeze and crack up or would they just ride with it and keep a fake conversation going with nonsense babble replies?

[@S.Pociecha]

I wouldn't advise anyone to challenge Fred Armisen and Bill Hader at improv. Sure, Bill would break, but he'd still leave us weeping from laughter.

[@ZehraDogru0]

This skit never fails to makes me laugh, even though I have seen it more times than I'm proud of...

[@mosart7025]

Oh, be proud! You earned it!!!

[@TheMoonchild1969]

The face of John Malkovich when Berdecci puts the smoke on the kid...acting class for free🤣🤣🤣

[@capeattorney]

Bill Hader is an amazing talent - he needs an outlet for all this material!

[@LS-zq3td]

The kid is always the best part 😂

[@tristanttafrio]

4:35 i died

[@craigtilstone]

Thought this sketch couldn’t get any funnier. Hader doing an impression of someone doing an impression, and it’s still so perfect- how does he do that?! But then 4:04 happened. I watched it ten times in a row.

[@chandrasekharpalepu1379]

@3:24 Did Fred Armisen just yell "How many beans, sir?!"

[@592xii]

wow that Bill's impression of John is so amazing and he does it in front of him lmao

[@angelcitygirl]

2:09 JESUS! Bill does a better impression of John than JOHN! 😁😁

[@leonardotredese3045]

"Quanti faglioli ci sono nel bicchiere, quanti fagioli signore?????" Hahahahaha

[@30cheomu]

What does it mean

[@user-wl6bw3jl4n]

+30cheomu "How many beans are there in the glass, how many beans, Sir?!?!?!?"

[@astrol4b]

It's the only thing I understood.

[@jasonrenicks7670]

Sorry there must've been a miscommunication, I don't speak Italian

[@prosessi69]

This is the best guy

[@ek6648]

I love it how they make cigarettes the answer to everything in Italy

[@gdawgs101]

As someone who studied in Rome for a year, it's very accurate

[@revylucian8289]

I swear the ashtray gets bigger and fuller with every episode.

[@phoenixblackcomedy]

I think you're right

[@francescaa8331]

Some sketches are so over the top and ridiculous - you just got to love it.

[@Gilbarwaters]

John Malcovich being John Malcovich. He played along just fine. He could’ve shown off his acting’s skills but he lets the others do their thing and didn’t seem bothered or uncomfortable at all. Great actor he is.

[@emoneyg33]

The producers eating spagehtti😂😂😂got me on the floor...😂😂😂

[@Yo-yo7000]

Who’s here from James Franco documentary? Amazing insight !!

[@bladeswimmer1254]

I'm literally lying in tears because I've laughed so hard I thought my brain's going to explode

[@swieseldorf]

That crowd didnt deserve such an amazing skit… funniest skit ever

[@kylekinney7578]

Even the ashtray is smoking.....classic.

[@danielsr8226]

I love the way Bobby smokes haha

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

In that Netflix movie, Staten Island Summer, he tosses one in his mouth so quick & seamlessly…!

[@nisarrahil8081]

No you sound exactly like this!!! Ha ha ha

[@robertbrighterlife9501]

directions from the writers to Will Forte: "just keep your head down and eat the plate of spaghetti. Its comic gold"

[@admirosmanovic1368]

The ashtray filled with cigarettes buds already have me laughing

[@kdub1242]

Will Forte's job is to sit there and eat spaghetti.

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

I want his job

[@Bagelsareoverrated4221]

No one is talking about how John apologized losing his temper when he barely raised his voice. John seems like such a nice guy.

[@mariahelizabeth_ent]

Underrated chef boy-R-G’s interview totally missed😩

[@lb5368]

4:53 "My apologies to 'Chef-Boyar-Gs'" 🤣🤣

[@ShrutiSingh-rq3bq]

That wink at 0:14😍😍😍

[@DrRestezi]

One of the greatest SNL skits ever!