Bland Man - SNL

Seven women (Vanessa Bayer, Kate McKinnon, Ronda Rousey, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Selena Gomez) compete for the affections of a bland man named Dan (Taran Killam).
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[@amari9818]

it's supposed to be a joke but it's painfully accurate. The generic and barely attractive boring man, the mean girl, the one girl that tries too hard, the one in it for attention, the fact that the black girls don't last that long... this describes the bachelor perfectly

[@SabrinaRina]

Wait... the bachelor... I thought this was like dating in general, except obviously the girls are spaced out (most of the time).

[@ItalianStallionBDM]

Almost like that's the point

[@emmakasson6690]

don't forget the one that the dude automatically picks

[@Tekashi-vp4lh]

Amari I'm guessing you're black

[@leoiscool3647]

@@Tekashi-vp4lh what makes u think that

[@mukkaar]

"Oh, you have a sad past. You can stay" Every show ever.

[@rayyana.8538]

For one more week.....lol

[@77-ty7gb]

Me too

[@d.soldier3720]

The accuracy of this comment 👌

[@ericjamieson]

"I'm from Chicago... or Denver... or something" is such an underappreciated line.

[@yellowblanka6058]

"Blue eyes, brown hair, gray shirt", and the generic pose of him with his leg on the tree, haha

[@camilledepalo1042]

Totally! Lol

[@camilledepalo1042]

Truly underestimated! Hilarious

[@mayer5035]

"...and gray shirt!" 😆

[@benvonderheide6591]

I’m from Denver. This guy is me. I am Bland Man.

[@GioSlipperyBoi]

I love how I’m just watching this normally and Selena Gomez just appears, like they just trynna slide her in.

[@TabooX1984]

Heh heh, heh heh, you said slide in Heh heh, heh heh 👍👍👍

[@yoshantaalbert3434]

My thought exactly

[@abyssiniatomhabeshawiyuten9932]

Yeah, and she’s like ‘idk. I just broke up, man’

[@vysearcadia522]

@@abyssiniatomhabeshawiyuten9932 did you check the way she was like "get your hand off my knee" like her man was watching or something lol.

[@lloydrodriguez9969]

Pretty sure she was the musical guest that week.

[@17Haru17]

Holy shit this is amazingly cutting. It just destroys the Bachelor for being vapid and hollow. I love how robotic the dialogue is each time. And when 'the black one' came on? Oh my god.

[@itsfriday9139]

+17Haru17 never watched the bachelor but Im guessing its no different or exaggerated than this skit

[@17Haru17]

Mia Walker Neither have I, but this feels about right, lol.

[@17Haru17]

DEATH You don't want to sell me sexist generalizations. You want to go home and rethink your life.

[@samjacme3141]

you look like such a Douche

[@y8r113]

+SAM JACME Types like one, too.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Kate McKinnon is the best. That laugh was insane.

[@bobbyjunk2433]

soooo...chugglyyy...!!

[@alleserleben]

So funny😂

[@TheChrisminator19]

I agree with you, What-If Machine. She lifted up her legs when she was on Ellen's show. I was happy that Selena was in this after she had to get rid of Aidy after she freaks Taran out by showing off her fat toe at him. I do adore Vanessa Bayer because she was born in Ohio just like me. But I didn't mind that Taran was going to date Selena. Note: It was only a skit.

[@ezra2662]

Not funny

[@sm.r3751]

What-If Machine lmfaoo

[@rosemarywilliams9969]

"I'm the black one...let me walk you out" so true lol

[@purpleninja7643]

Rosemary Williams i died💀😂

[@therealMrA]

I would certainly not walk Sasheer Zamata out if she started to hit on me

[@benjaminlyons5261]

Andrew A I know! So many times I've seen her and just went, "mm".

[@PoopyDoopy39]

Onyx Fire - he can like black girls without having a fetish

[@SH3player]

Yeah, that is why it must suck for black women. Many black guys would rather have a white blonde but they will settle for a black girl down the road if they can't get one.

[@SirEriol]

Well, I served in Iraq. I waitered tables there for three years. Best joke ever.

[@musicfan8157]

Iraq

[@SirEriol]

@@musicfan8157 Thank you! It's spelled with a K in my language.

[@zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

i would count that your still in another country and never know whats going to happen. Lots of military people are security guard with no risk a well.

[@TheBaioken]

How bland do you have to be to think this is the best joke ever

[@rickrose5377]

And the tips are fucking terrible.

[@cheesecake134]

The steely, crazed look on Kate's face when she said "I was in a really bad cult" is so perfect and hilarious. She always adds such subtle facial expressions that make her characters that much better.

[@andrewkohler3707]

She perfected the really bad cult facial expressions with her Kellyanne Conway.

[@bigdickpornsuperstar]

"OK! We can stop. I'm going with Selena Gomez." He may be bland but he ain't stupid.

[@JohnJ469]

@@herefortheparty6297 And? It would still be a hell of a night.

[@tannerv1393]

@@herefortheparty6297 may sound stupid but the only time i’d ever do heroin is if SELENA GOMEZ wanted to do it with me lol. also i don’t think she’s a heroin addict lmao

[@pattiofr]

@@herefortheparty6297 she isn't wtf

[@JimBalter]

Bland but not blind.

[@justafish5559]

@@JimBalter underrated comment

[@narwhocalypse9656]

"I'm the black one" "Let me walk you out."

[@TCt83067695]

really? he attempted to walk her out?

[@Feliciatanktop]

TCt83067695 no, but they always get kicked out early

[@TCt83067695]

Felicia Oh ok. Thks. Looks like things are changing now tho based on the recent news about the bachelorette

[@dorrettp1339]

Narwhocalypse i cannot comprehend why black girls go on there...

[@bigheadcheats4096]

Dorrett P , it is to be seen. as an actor, or entertainer you want to be seen. to get more rolls. you know like many of the white ones do.

[@animelytical8354]

"Let me walk you out" and "Oh, you have a sad past, I'll let you stay one more week" KILLED me

[@gummieworms3909]

But it's so true lol😄

[@jetsamperes5762]

She was also the only one that said "I like this' and he didn't respond with 'me too'.

[@elisejackson2854]

@@jetsamperes5762 lol it's so legit.

[@bigjake5257]

"We can stop right here, I'm gonna go with Selena Gomez." The most realistic ending to a reality show.

[@ben0789]

Selena is incredibly sexy. She is the best pick

[@mratkovich]

Kate wasn’t really a character. She was just told “act like you would normally flirt with a man”

[@hd-xc2lz]

In the name of being gay-positive you dismiss Kate's professionalism?

[@jakepullman4914]

@@hd-xc2lz I forgot Kate was gay, just thought they were making a joke about Kate being kind of a spaz. Still, I got that it was a JOKE.

[@Jess-jt4zf]

@@hd-xc2lz In the name of being "gay-negative" (bigot-positive) you dismiss the concept of humor?

[@hd-xc2lz]

@@Jess-jt4zf Seeing the world in black and white defines the bigot's perspective.

[@brudda5577]

@@hd-xc2lz I have a strange feeling that you still poop your pants.

[@nephilimgirlbooks]

"All the girls hate me just because I'm so mean to them."

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@westvirginiahellbilly8124]

But , they all used to love me for that same reason !!

[@emmasmead2552]

This reminds me of luke p from the bachalorette

[@Maxumized]

That was my ex

[@YeeSoest]

EVERY SINGLE CANDIDATE ON EVERY ITERATION OF NEXT TOPMODEL EVER !!!!?! Maybe add a little "because i'm super annoying and arrogant" and you have the entire show wrapped up. I can tell you 35 things that will always happen in every season. I have watched...maybe 6 or so from 3 countries. It's all the exact same

[@bryanespinosa6121]

Well I'm the black one........ Let me walk you out...OMG I DIED😂😂

[@koek1122]

Hahaha so tru. The black girls never make it

[@TRHardware]

+Vino sitas Jubilee is genuienly hot and REAL woman compared to others.

[@Buzz0Killington]

+Viilutaja She might last another episode or two

[@djovansurgick2311]

thats shit was priceless lol

[@mayflower7811]

That's not funny in fact this proofs that there needs to be a black bachelor or Bachelorette

[@sallymoen6371]

This reality dating show thing is nailed down tight by the SNL women! : "I like this" and "Can I steal him for a second?", and other inane statements used on The Bachelor, Big Brother, etc...its actually kind of hard to make-up jokes about such stupid reality shows that are already funny as h*ll.

[@asdfgadsg281]

Actually big brothers one of the only mostly real shows haha There’s live feeds every minute they’re in the house

[@MedievalMiniskirt]

Sally Moen I had a feeling that was a reference but I’ve never watched a dating reality show

[@MrDino1953]

What’s a make-up joke?

[@briandriscoll4944]

Okay, so the line- "I served in Iraq, I was a waitress there for 3 years" was the smartest joke I've heard on SNL in a long time. Keep stuff like that coming. Just sayin.

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

That was an “Airplane!”-style joke. Loved it.

[@marshallartz395]

Brian Driscoll: That joke could have been on “Your Show of Shows.” 😀

[@kurtsudheim825]

Bop offense, burr really?

[@freeflaminginfinite917]

"This one always has a ton of cash, and he won't tell me where it's from" HAHAHA!

[@hazelgoodshepherd9315]

FreeFlamingInfinite I luv that line😂

[@steste777]

My favorite line for sure

[@h6hfelie]

He struggles to keep it together when Kate shows up. They work well together but I think they sometimes deliberately try to undo each other.

[@LOVER24680]

h6hfelie

[@lucylavigne2510]

they're great 😂

[@Idk-fo6zl]

@bertasu Which is weird because Taran could be literally tickled and still won't break.

[@eolsunder]

That's because Kate always tries to break up everyone, she's said it many times that she likes to just make stuff up and try to get people to laugh.

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@cyberwolf781]

"I'm Selena Gomez" "yeah, I'm gonna go with her" Who wouldn't? I'd pick Selena over anyone&everyone!!😍

[@myamusicality]

Alpha Wolf I agree!!!!

[@joshkropik]

tots

[@sairapatel4482]

Captain Kenway Same and I'm a cis woman.

[@jordangate7742]

Powerpuff Brony I would've taken Ronda

[@marcjacobs6613]

Dark Wolf selena has no competition

[@laurenk9173]

"Sorry I got mad. That's not me. Well, it is me but I'm doing a bad job hiding it." 😂

[@JohnDoe-fz3nu]

“Conceived during the second season” ... it’s funny because it’s true!

[@ninjaked1265]

Wait seriously? According to Wikipedia her mom was 16 when she was born

[@jennifergersch9126]

Not true at all. She was born in 1992.

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

"I want a guy who's like my dad" *alabama 100*

[@lanceknuth5300]

Like her dad, but not her dad. There are actually a lot of women like that even if they don't realize it.

[@farah0008]

Lance Knuth that Depends if you had good dad, who play big role model in your life.

[@objectivemillennial2117]

boys end up marrying their mom and girls marry their dad, I mean the same personality than their parents of course

[@faithlesshound5621]

@@objectivemillennial2117 Freud said something like that, in a lot more words.

[@gokhangeta6289]

@@objectivemillennial2117 Yes because they love their parents and their personalities that's why maybe

[@powerrangernerd8122]

"Tell me your name again." "Selina Gomez." "Ok, can we stop? I'm going with Selina Gomez." Lol

[@Deva7]

it's Selenah.

[@leslief9]

It’s celena

[@MagnumCarta]

Salidas, California?

[@African244]

I want a boyfriend. But I keep on hitting dead ends Try to take a shortcut, but I get cut Again and again

[@epiphany8429]

Honestly, the choice everyone would make.

[@JohnSmith-mq2jj]

Better than the actual show

[@locooljbrett]

John Smith I couldn't tell them apart

[@musicfan8157]

😂

[@littlebirdie2]

Sadly true!😂😅

[@lucasstrunc7669]

totally saw the "black one" joke coming XD

[@jacksonmcgee2191]

Me too

[@jordangate7742]

I'll walk you out

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@kristinelizabeth9309]

“Ok I’ll stay and just be so insane” lmaoooo

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

I was leaning toward Ronda Rousey until Selena Gomez showed up.

[@richardwhite9975]

Ronda would be a little bit more attractive if she'd remove that thing under her eye

[@imdisappointedinyouson1487]

soup

[@potatlife]

meh, I was rooting for Kate xD

[@neoneherefrom5836]

@@richardwhite9975 says the guy who hides nearly his entire face

[@zakonodavac]

Can I steal him for a second?

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Yeeea

[@ashleymillican3809]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I like this

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@nasb2218]

yeeeees

[@IsiahTomas]

Can I wear jeans tomorrow?

[@brian_be_flyin]

Kate is hilarious with that laugh 😂

[@saiah5066]

Selena has mastered comedic timing. Those years on WoWP were well spent.

[@lauren3449]

Saiah506 she was an excellent actress on wowp. She was a comedic badass with complete confidence and was actually reallllyyyyy good. I felt like all the roles she tried AFTER that, she somehow got worse as an actress. It was weird. But she's still great

[@menna7427]

zombiekat what the fuck

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@jacoblees312]

zombiekat beautiful

[@ssc172]

@zombiekat Damn, son. You just went full creep. Never go full creep

[@lenusniq_9746]

"All the girls hate me just because I am so mean to them". - that one deserved much bigger laugh than it got.

[@blake46long]

Did she say that on the weekends she "volunteers at a 'kill shelter?'"

[@rtmusicvideos431]

Wow, that dress looked really good on Selena! That shade of purple really suits her.

[@Kylarsonabcdefg]

I would marry Kate McKinnon in a second if i had the chance.

[@scattjax3908]

Keep hope alive & go to New York. Who knows? :)

[@70spoem]

same

[@sealteamryx6758]

yah id do her lol shes probably the funniest chick whose been on snl in a long time... maybe ever... she has a wide range n is pretty damn funny

[@EssencexMari]

Ky Larson

[@luna_whitecougar2049]

And she's gay :D

[@bradford6333]

"Well, I'm the black one." -me whenever the teacher says "everyone say your name and an interesting fact about yourself"

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

We also call them “grey face”

[@alessmania6165]

god i love the way selena says her name at 4:56

[@ChrisCarmona]

my eyes were on Ronda the entire time... then Selena Gomez showed up. whoa baby.

[@sarah_b_555]

Those boobs, wtf was she wearing

[@sunofpeter2]

Her acting wasnt bad

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@sunofpeter2 which one?? Both??

[@sunofpeter2]

@@ahyaahya2447 Ronda's acting, i thought she did a good job

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@sunofpeter2 i see

[@aggroeel2454]

"I have blue eyes, brown hair, and GRAY shirt" 😂 Wow... they didn't even write him with enough creativity to describe the shirt being different from him

[@VengefulPolititron]

men are seen as most attractive in grey. women in red.

[@NakeyJakey]

kate mckinnon is jingus' greatest gift

[@johnjohnson3709]

I’ve never seen The Bachelor and looks like I won’t have to.

[@komal411]

Lucky u

[@johnjohnson3709]

Komal Thakur reality shows are the worse.

[@komal411]

@@johnjohnson3709 agree... I managed to see one season just because the guys were hot... Dimwits none the less... 😂

[@johnjohnson3709]

Komal Thakur , that’s the only reason I would watch. I don’t watch Drag Race because there’s too much shade and negativity going on but do watch KZbin videos about some of them.

[@johnjohnson3709]

Btw, I like your name.

[@hardyquinn9442]

"One very bland man, 25 long haired woman!" Is an accurate description.

[@macgirl1231]

oml so glad to be on season 25 of the show because I was conceived during the second

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@julz3tt3]

She's. so young

[@yolandaponkers1581]

"And I know 2 Jews."

[@TallSilentGuy]

Cecily is looking even more gorgeous than usual in this sketch! 💖

[@emiltrees]

I just love the acting of Kate McKinnon. Priceless!

[@youngclueless7364]

Nobody: Every girl: Can I steal him for a sec? Mmm I like this

[@iRainFromDTown]

Well gawwwww damn Selena u really done aged well now! ;))))

[@iRainFromDTown]

+PR_JT_SOAMC_RO_1ST9 man u trippin she lookin foiinnee as ever bruh

[@iRainFromDTown]

+PR_JT_SOAMC_RO_1ST9 well ok den

[@ChrisWolff2013]

+iRainFromDTown Too bad her music sucks ass.

[@samjacme3141]

+pashtin this made my day

[@ilovedrums1000]

James Marlon hahaha I just have better taste in women than these guys checking out 10 year olds. No matter how old she tries to act or dress she will always be this 10 year old look alike.

[@dickjohnson9996]

"well im a virgin, but im VERY quick to do the stuff i do." loolll

[@ruthdederick7754]

SO accurate

[@schallrd1]

Good enough for me. 🤭

[@m.h.1593]

“Can I still him for a sec?” Idk but Kate Mckinnon always steals the show for me. She’s such a rare talent to watch.

[@alexisd6106]

“I loved going to your high school and watching you cry.” “I loved taking a racecar to that improv class together.”

[@decoydamsel]

"He always has a lot of cash and he won't tell me where it's from." The kids face is gold

[@ivybaker9561]

“then i’ll stay and just be so insane” IM DEAD

[@mratkovich]

Yeah I’d just go with Selena too. She was the only one not wearing a wig and still had the most hair

[@ciggytwiggy]

Hhahahahhaa

[@cj32pull2]

She’s going as herself so...

[@Zaihanisme]

Clearly you haven’t heard of extensions.

[@ianrodd9232]

You'd love the Yeti.

[@shadotarot]

Anyone noticed how this guys is a master of multitasking? Like, he went on THAT many dates in 1 afternoon.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Welcome to the Bachelor!

[@TheHardstyleMusicz]

So accurate it hurts

[@p1nkfreud]

"I used to serve in Iraq" "Oh really?" "Yeah I waited tables there for years" 😝🤣☠️

[@aaaaaa-pr9zr]

Selena Gomez is SO gorgeous. it’s literally insane how pretty she is

[@debbyfadoju7976]

😂😂😂

[@epm1012]

"You're the funniest person I know, and I know two Jews." Funniest part.

[@ryansparago]

I do not get it...

[@pretzelfairy5743]

oh my god the 'black one' is so hot I love her dress it's way prettiest

[@leela6947]

She's Sasheer Zamata, and yes, she's super beautiful.

[@niagra898]

Ella Tenembaum Agreed,uh..besides Selena..

[@jsm530]

Ronda is pretty hot tbh

[@Lilliz91]

Meh

[@julz3tt3]

@D JL eww no. Sasheer is gorgeous. Leslie sounds like a dude.

[@kustomkure]

Kate steals every skit she is in.

[@charliepaige196]

As an avid bachelor watcher, I can say without a doubt that I cannot tell the difference between this and the actual show 😂

[@GIVEMETHEFORMUOLII]

"Mmmm I like this." "Me too"

[@IsiahTomas]

So, tell me about yourself.

[@maddiew7786]

Kate is the best she is hilarious and Selena at the end was awesome lol

[@lilac392]

WHEN SELENA FREAKING CAME ON😂😂

[@celeste_xo]

Selena is stunning WTFWTF

[@aaqibzia8785]

Are you selena??

[@saranew9735]

@zombiekat CHILLLLL

[@theZinator]

“But I also like the day, you know, with the sun.”

[@marim0y]

Kate and that fake laugh is everything!

[@faitha.fraser459]

i like when he asked her her name was she was like: IM SELENA GOMEZ BITCH

[@margaritam.9118]

Taran can perfectly imitate Ken doll. It's even creepy :D

[@undermoonstars]

How does Selena manage to always looks so beautiful?

[@potatosmasher1072]

MoonlightBae boobs.

[@JP-hi6hf]

Pantene

[@el_Pablo_Uno]

4:52 "I feel so connected to you... Remind me of your name again?" xD

[@krissymconnorsvlog7321]

The dress Selena has on . She’s looks so beautiful ❤️🥰

[@DarkAssassin2259]

They should've had Colin Jost as the guy. That would've been even more hilarious, especially with the robotic dialog

[@MonikaRosaable]

At first I thought the girl looked like Selena Gomes then realized it was haha I'll take her ❤️❤️❤️😍❤️ and Kate

[@faxhandle9715]

That is a whole lot of fine womens in this sketch! :)

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

faxhandle 4.

[@DarthMessias]

Mmmhmm

[@CountryCowboy008]

Except Aidy I guess

[@chrisbula]

Aidy bryant is the best one

[@scampoli25]

"Oh you have a sad past, you can stay for one more week"

[@daisylovesnoodles2166]

Aidys face when she says "can I be completely honest?"

[@dem2349]

Kate McKinnon's dress is really pretty

[@agentham]

Thought it was Ted Cruz from the thumbnail... and the title.

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

Agent Ham That makes "let me walk you out sooo much funnier"

[@MageAmazedYGO]

I watched this sketch once, and I loved how it pretty much sums up a dating show, lol. I'm watching this sketch again for Selena Gomez.

[@alexolvera6403]

4:40 She caught me off guard. I didn't know she was in this skit. lol wow

[@eleanorsanderson4550]

On my tenth time watching this, I realized the subtlety of the music changing with every girl switch. ICONIC to match the show to a T like this!!

[@oliviahernandez7221]

I FUCKING LOVE SELENA

[@Becky_Cal]

“I’m Selena Gomez.” - “Oh, yeah, I’ll go with her. I’m gonna go with Selena Gomez.” 😂😂 Selena is... 😍🔥🔥🔥

[@juanitau2012]

Yeah, dont know why. She's not very pretty, and looks like a child. Cecily, kate, and vanessa are all much prettier then her.

[@wendyev310]

juanitau2012 ur insane, some of the other girls are pretty, especially Kate imo, but Selena is definitely prettier than all of them

[@MidnightSonnet]

@@wendyev310 It's just their opinion. Everyone has their own personal view on what beauty is.

[@Lux_bxdiee]

@@juanitau2012 ever heard of a babyface? She might look young for her age but it will definitely help her as she ages. Just look at Paul Rudd!! Dude is ageing well bcause he's got a babyface too 😂and Selena looks very ethnic ❤️❤️❤️she can be mistaken for a Mexican, Indian or a regular American and she is one of the beautiful women in the world..she is ranked 16 out of 100 of em

[@juanitau2012]

@@Lux_bxdiee yeah ,ive heard of a babyface, that means you have a youthful looking face, not that you look like an actual child. Paul rudd is cute, but hes not a 40+ year old man that looks like hes 10years old. Selenas face looks like she is still a young child, like her body kept growing ,but her face stopped growing/ developing. Thats why alot of her songs seem so weird when you see her sing them, because she looks like a little girl singing super adult type songs. Her body may be nice ,but its like a 20+ year olds body with a 10 year olds face.

[@adrienneday8001]

"Just because I'm mean to them" LMAO and the lady with kids

[@GatCat]

Cecily’ s crazy face is awesome!

[@_veebug_]

Dude I love all the snl actors but Kate McKinnon gives me the vibes that she's totally insane

[@yuske05]

Rhonda's character might've been funny if she was a little louder

[@daxmiller35]

The sound Kate makes at 0:53

[@jennifergersch9126]

Priceless! Her acting chops are impeccable.

[@sharonortiz3020]

I LOVE Kate McKinnon's laugh

[@jacobwoeb]

god aidy’s delivery is so incredible

[@septemberdreamer2651]

selena was uncomfortable with the thigh touch lol

[@neoneherefrom5836]

I can’t believe he groped her like that!

[@sjb2471]

Marcus Dennis more like her knee, but yep, she didn’t like it at all

[@JustinLHopkins]

@J D You’re really reaching. Taran did not sexually assault her. You need to choose your words more carefully, because people’s lives can be ruined. Does he deserve to lose everything for touching a knee? As the victim of an actual violent assault, you’re trivializing the trauma real victims experience by reducing assault to a simple knee. Was it a good idea to touch her knee? Probably not. Is it sexual assault? Absolutely not.

[@margureittelewis]

@J D no it wasn't

[@margureittelewis]

@@neoneherefrom5836 that wasn't a grope

[@chancedonaldson]

Selena hot af like always 😍

[@Mitch-rd9gs]

Thank you, SNL, for making my life worth-while

[@jennifergersch9126]

So funny!

[@MrARGraham]

This is actually the best parody of the bachelor hahahaha "Bland Man"

[@tenj00]

Moon is nice, but I also like the day with the sun" best line ever

[@vincevecchio]

Cecily is amazing at everything.

[@felleroerdere3351]

I was waiting for someone in the comments section to give her proper due. Her face and eyes just scream crazy and that's exactly what she was going for. Top notch.