Meanwhile... Soup You Can Suck On | Unfortunate Airline Ad | Rabbits Eat Their Own Teeth

[@daveking-sandbox9263]

It would be great if the media would finally stop showing any images of Donald Trump, just report with audio what he is doing, we don't want to see him anymore! If people want to see Trump they can just turn on Fox News, this would also save the other outlets a lot of money by not having to pay for the rights to trump's photos!

[@seanbrangan2969]

Cry, cry, cry me a river, liberal school girls!

[@Diane-n7v]

Stop the images and the audio. I can't stand to see him or hear him. Just reporting on what he has done is bad enough. 💙🇺🇸🗽

[@digitallds717]

Nah just read the transcripts and struggling to read his broken english.

[@nancydaugherty159]

I prefer everyone copying rump’s voice to the real nasty growl too

[@jeanetteschock4744]

I am now telling KZbin not interested on all trump stories

[@iskrabiscevic300]

3:25 i can explain why this happens. Bunnies teeth grow all the time, and they need ways to manage them so they don't get too large. Eating hay or munching on wood is a good way to trim them down, this can sometimes end up with micro chippings at the bottom of their teeth. They then swallow that (because it's not too big or dangerous for them to do so) as a natural calcium supplement. Hope this clears it up 😂

[@comkver]

Genuinely thankful that there's a reasonable explanation.

[@AliLagrant]

@@iskrabiscevic300 thanx!!

[@tehlaziness]

Yeah, bunnies are actually very interesting animals haha

[@iskrabiscevic300]

@tehlaziness I know that's why I have two😂

[@Blunderbuss09]

Wow, thank you for this actually not horrifying bunny fact!

[@Suho1004]

I love how horrified the audience was by the soup drops. "No, Stephen! You have so much to live for!" 😧

[@sejembalm]

In 1971, it became illegal to import haggis into the US from the UK due to a ban on food containing sheep lung, which constitutes 10-15% of the traditional recipe. The ban encompasses all lungs, as fluids such as stomach acid and phlegm may enter the lung during slaughter. [Wikipedia]

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Man, haggis is looking even less appealing every time I learn anything about it. Vom

[@kenbrown2808]

also, Haggis has a rich nutty flavor and is eaten as a regular part of meals, not as a novelty food. but yeah, the issue is that the US has defined lung as not-food.

[@Michelle_Brouellette]

​@OscarLangleySoryu it's really no different than stuffing made into a sausage.

[@kicsms_science3729]

So is the new recipe supposed to leave out lung tissue, or have they figured out a way to keep other body fluids out?

[@NewMessage]

I'm gonna carry those soup candies in my pocket every day. So when the grandkids run over lookin' for handouts... well, they'll learn to appreciate Grandma's Werther's Originals right quick.

[@alexdrummond3848]

Holy guac 🥑 this is good 😂

[@lifewuzonceezr]

😂😂😂 you are evil..I love it!❤❤❤

[@robo5013]

I always loved Werther's.

[@eleanormay729]

Great idea!

[@hopeful5830]

🤣🤣

[@3_character_minimum]

As a Scot... Hotdog in a Kilt was my stripper name.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

As a non-Scot, I thought that ‘hotdog in a kilt’ was just another term for a Scottish man 🤔

[@3_character_minimum]

@OscarLangleySoryu only the skinny ones

[@Palidor19]

As groundskeeper Willie famously said about haggis “taste as good as it sounds!”

[@3_character_minimum]

@Palidor19 haggis is lovely trust me. Its black pudding that visitors tend to dislike more

[@simonKagree]

Black pudding = scabs, so no wonder.

[@rampagephoenix1735]

Honestly, having the comfort of a hearty soup in a more convenient form factor just feels like whoever came up with the idea had really good intentions. Its just too bad that they didnt realize that the only person who could get away with pulling off something like that for real was Willy Wonka himself. Still, Kudos for trying. Innovation is about taking risks and thinking outside the box from time to time; I think that more stuff like this should be encouraged more often.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

The reason soup is comforting is that it is a hot liquid. Yes, Willy Wonka could pull this off because it’s an idea that isn’t practical in real life. You’d need to customer to feel like the candy is hot liquid in order for it to work. Who eats room temp soup

[@Blunderbuss09]

I was JUST thinking that Willy Wonka's magic chewing gum included hot tomato soup as I watched this ...

[@non-exist-ent]

So you’ve tried it?

[@andypanda4756]

American Coffee Creamer has TSP (Trisodium phosphate) in it. So it's technically a Fabric Whitener, not a foot scrub. But it actually does bleach your feet (and colon I guess?).

[@m3talentagency680]

Thanks God for Meanwhile! I was about to lose my mind thinking we've still got three years and three hundred sixty four days to go!

[@raquelmascara6382]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I'm counting down as well!!

[@ramrod0209]

We have to endure one extra Leap-Day under Tump -- February 29, 2028. So 366-days in 2028.

[@lifebydefault]

Just drop the 2 minute intros

[@raquelmascara6382]

@lifebydefault dum

[@stephen3164]

Rabbit teeth continue to grow. They need to gnaw on stuff to grind their teeth down otherwise their teeth can grow so long they stick out of their mouth, and are unable to chew any food. (it might just be their front teeth that grow like this? I dunno.)

[@nevillehoward8736]

Yes, the upper and lower front pairs. They grow throughout their adult lives, and must be worn down by use. One rat poison - they have the same sort of always-growing teeth - worked by accelerating the growth such that the rat became unable to feed, and starved. Happy days!

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

@@nevillehoward8736thank you for the traumatic happy day lesson

[@cassandrakarpinski9416]

The little bunny foo foo bit was brilliant

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Ya but now that's gonna be stuck in my head!

[@thejanusproject32]

Just that transition from blue background to red and then that voice, hahahahaha

[@guaromiami]

That was the funniest "Meanwhile" bit I've ever seen! 😂

[@matthewprier4340]

Missed one there. "Healing crystals and enema" should have had a pic of a rock candy stick IMO lol

[@pennygleeson5029]

Tuesday night - after a Monday orange lunatic & First Felon inauguration - crowd 🤣🤣

[@cmdraftbrn]

smallest crowd too. only 700 people. (because that all they could shove in there)

[@anweshabanerjee8320]

4:26... new product for Covetton House. Patent it or else Goop's watching. Also, bring back Covetton House.

[@redwheeler721]

Healing crystals and enema crossover? Sounds like a Goop product

[@malavoy1]

Shh. Don't giver Her any ideas.

[@likebot.]

A Yonima?

[@katthefantastic]

5:06 oh wow. You're brave dear sir🫡

[@cherylsibson2529]

Meanwhile, in the misty town of Brigadoon, they would say aye, hot dogs are another form of Haggis!

[@Styphon]

Whenever the answer to "What's in it?" is "You don't"t want to know, but you should try some anyways.", I'm usually in.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

@@Styphonaaaaand I lost my appetite

[@katmandew2152]

Oh lordee....it's Wednesday???? Great show. Warms our hearts dude.

[@BooksForever]

Yikes! That hotdog needs a longer kilt!

[@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk]

Ikr? You can see its wiener.

[@davidg3944]

But at least we know it (correctly) didn't have underwear!

[@davidlundquist1979]

...That's what she said!

[@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk]

@@BooksForever You can see its wiener 👀

[@Styphon]

It's ok, he's just happy to see you

[@trevorfurness5695]

Stephen, thank you so much for being the canary in the cage of American society, long may you sing sweetly!

[@laalaa99stl]

🎶All I want for lunch is my two front teeth My two front teeth, see, my two front teeth🎶

[@likebot.]

"Wabbit season!" "Toof season!"

[@chrisschack9716]

It would scan better as dinner, not lunch.

[@andypanda4756]

Anyone wonder why Paris is printed as "Par Is" in the Pakistani Plane/ Eiffel Tower photo? It reads as "War is Coming Today", because 'Par is Coming Today' gets auto-flitered as nonsense by your brain. The nearest letter you can find that makes it makes sense is that well-placed w. If you do graphic design, it's not even subtle. What font makes Paris look like Par Is?

[@TIZNYC]

Never.

[@deltav864]

I don't know what you're cooking... but I think you got lost in the sauce.

[@ecamp6360]

It's bad kerning.

[@andypanda4756]

​@deltav864 for a paid color advertisment, does that look warm and inviting? Or does it kind of make you want to run? Grey skies, smoke covered city that for some reason has a clearly defined layer of birds so thick it blocks out the sun? Lets take the kids.

[@southernweather25]

3:02 I never even thought to ask myself 😂

[@leewood729]

First and best haggis I ever had (and no, I'm not Scottish) was the venison haggis in the Ubiquitous Chip in Glasgow. If you hate haggis, it's because you've never had good haggis, and YES, such a thing exists!

[@wendigo53]

Haggis is somewhere between a sausage and a meat pie, except the cook tells us what is inside.

[@martinraeside]

I don't even buy the good haggis (not paying £2.99😮) and it's still great.

[@MsRubyet]

It’s really very good. Pity that what it is turns so many people off.

[@vickywitton1008]

I have to know if someone will send some soup drops to Bernie!

[@70s80s]

2:29: Haggis looks like some kind of Oreo!

[@kefinkamed]

You make fun of haggis in the same segment where you eat a soup hard candy? 😂😂😂

[@zogar8526]

He didn't like or endorse the soup. He seemed to think it was pretty bad.

[@kefinkamed]

@ I think you've missed my point. Americans complaining about food from the UK always makes me laugh. Given the stuff that's allowed in their food, I'm surprised there are two working taste buds left in the entire country 😂

[@j.dunlop8295]

Haggis is already sold in the USA, it's called hotdogs!

[@zogar8526]

@kefinkamed you didn't do a good job trying to make that point. You made it sound like the soup candy was something he thought was good. He clearly knew it was bad, and equally made fun of it. Both country's have some seriously garbage stuff, denying that is just being delusional. I will agree some of our laws that limit certain foods are strange. But to pretend America is much worse then other country's, especially England, is laughable. Both have good and bad food. Stephen made fun of both pieces here, making your statement invalid.

[@kefinkamed]

@zogar8526 Well, speaking as someone who's had both (and more, travelling across Europe), we'll have to agree to disagree. The ratio of proper food vs. stuff that I would not serve to anyone is definitely not in your favour. The lack of any sensible regulation does come with freedom - specifically freedom to poison yourself in a thousand different ways. And on the "he made fun of both" point, he only tasted one, so I think the validity of my point is not the one you should be examining 😂

[@johnscot1]

If you look on KZbin travel videos, virtually every US tourist who comes to Scotland and tries haggis for the first time, likes it. Don't mock till l you try 😋!

[@deltav864]

It might be delicious, but looking like you're slurping diarrhea out of someone's rotten burst open behind isn't doing it any favours.

[@Rezis7]

Interesting how the glow from the streets in the background imagery looks more like fire since the inauguration.

[@laalaa99stl]

"Sheep lung is banned in the United States because the USDA considers it a food safety risk due to the potential for stomach fluids to leak into the lung during slaughter, making it unfit for human consumption."

[@SherryEllesson]

"...healing crystals and enemas...." OMG, I'm dying here! You're going to pay for my new keyboard, Colbert. Of course, it'll be hard to explain to the Geek Squad why there's coffee under the keys.

[@dingdong4567]

Beeing an Uroper, I always wondered what that "I can't believe it's not butter!" tub really contains After some Years I found out: It's Margerine Thanked be the Internet🎉

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

😐

[@davidg3944]

I can't believe I'm not a Europer! [especially now]

[@MaijaKarklins]

These days it's also known as "plant based butter", but that cost a little (lot) more.

[@likebot.]

So, it's still axle grease then.

[@Rallarberg]

4:23 Pretty sure Gwyneth's already on that idea.

[@medusagorgon9]

The soup cough drops is such a bizarre idea.

[@napalmholocaust9093]

How to sell a jar of bullion cubes for 20 bucks.

[@NewMessage]

I've seen the odd hotdog in a kilt, and man, if it's shaped like a haggis... I mean, you have a nickname.

[@alexdrummond3848]

Good

[@3_character_minimum]

Hotdog in a kilt was my stripper name.

[@likebot.]

Yeah, Garth.

[@earthknight60]

US laws against haggis are due in part to the use of lungs in the traditional recipe.

[@sejembalm]

It is illegal to sell lung parts in food in the USA, but one can serve it for free. Decades ago, I tried a home-made haggis that had plenty of sheep's lung, as well as heart and liver, minced with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and cooked while encased in the animal's stomach. It tasted vile! Not as bad as lutefisk (which tastes like jellied vomit), but close.

[@bethf4735]

Advice: get your government to stop banning real, modern, Scottish haggis and be pleasantly surprised as you discover a delicious and filling dinner item - or, in slices, accompaniment to a cooked breakfast.

[@sejembalm]

@@bethf4735 Well, I actually tried it, made by an amateur in the traditional method using real offal & lungs, and it was horrible. Maybe they made it wrong. Maybe you're supposed to drink a bottle of Scotch before tackling a haggis, or pour a "wee dram" of Scotch on the haggis. I dunno, but it was bad.

[@colinvanoverdijk5855]

I love Haggis, got 2 in my freezer right now. Just be sure to read Robbie Burns' Ode before the partaking!

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Hey you're right Burns Night is approaching.. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@virginiamiller4890]

LMFAO!

[@TripleS24Squad]

The airline strangely is now looking for the new graphic designer after that horrible ad to announce their comeback to Paris

[@smalltime0]

It gets worse when you realise the reason it's a "comeback" was because the EU banned them for 4 years over safety concerns.

[@MedinaManor]

Literally spit milk out my nose at the soup cough drops story! Who thought that would be a good idea! 😂

[@AnnetteMadrid-gw9st]

Bernie?

[@MattCouzensMusic]

1:50 for those who want to skip all the B.S.

[@ferbs54]

Stoolie's Chum Dumpling! Thanks, guys! I think I've finally decided on the name for my band!

[@jerrellbevers6071]

So wait....rabbits eat their own teeth and their own poop?!? Is that the only way to get that taste out of their mouths????? I thought that's what Bass beer was for...

[@dailybunnymemes2545]

Rabbits eat their own poop for protein. They are called cecotropes.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

And dogs eat their own poop for fun and then lick your face

[@bluegreenglue6565]

That ravioli sounds incredible!!

[@laalaa99stl]

Wait'll you get a load of what the Halls cough drop people have in store for the soup aisle.

[@laalaa99stl]

"It was AI-generated" should be the go-to excuse for anyone who effs up that badly now.

[@southernweather25]

How strong are rabbits intestinal acids that they can breakdown teeth? Mine can't even break down corn all the way.

[@AmusementLabs]

I called it lol 😅 i was wondering if I'd have to shell oit for these weird candies or if he would try one like that Chizza (chicken pizza).

[@chrisbeaudoin1852]

Progresso's soup candy the perfect dish for Tartarus

[@C-Ro]

What do Scots wear under their kilt? 2:35 Ah!

[@smkh2890]

Haggis ? Not as tasty as Greek Kokoretzi ! Chopped offal, herbs, wrapped in intestine and roasted on a spit

[@Rosarium2007]

Yes, I can believe that *I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter* is in fact not butter.

[@TianaSidhe]

I suspect that the writer tasked with concocting the opening spiel for Meanwhile has been watching the Pasta Grannies YT channel.

[@jefferysmith9320]

Need a chaser for that soup drop?

[@maxa.9135]

I always assumed Haggis was gross until I went to Scotland and actually tasted it, it is pretty decent.

[@Bare_Essence]

I cannot believe they did not go after the kilt being too high and part of his dog was hanging out or rather underdog.

[@RahRan123]

guess the soup drops weren't Stephens "Cup of Soup"

[@landonewts]

“The stoolies chum-dumpling of news.” New tagline for Fox News. Keep ‘em coming!

[@wendigo53]

Haggis is pretty much sausage, except Scottish people enjoy telling us what is inside,

[@iain-e5x]

Haggis is delicious, it is Burns night this Saturday and millions all over the world will be eating haggis, neeps, 'n tatties. 😁

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Not having haggis but will be having sausage taters and neeps!

[@MrFancyFingers]

I gave out durian candy last year for Halloween, this year will be soup. 😈

[@lifewuzonceezr]

😂😂😂 I live for your 😈

[@kinsmed]

Good writing today.

[@secotioid]

Colbert 2028

[@tonygunk1886]

👆🎯 Now damnit Stephen, do it!!

[@KorintheCat]

The only problem with that is I distinctly remember him dancing with syringes and pushing the vaccine for big pharma. Idk if he would be a good leader considering how easily he is bought, I mean look at trump. The fact he is for sale is probably the worst thing about him

[@teeveeparty]

No more celebrities in the white house please

[@rccarsonmars]

Yes!

[@Kurt_Philanderer]

You Americans clearly haven't learned your lesson.

[@simonKagree]

Mouth feel means mouth fail!

[@annarichter484]

Bummer, we put so much effort into protecting Haggises from extinction and now they wanna open it up to the American market. The poor wee buggers might go into the fairy realm after all.

[@matthewbankey5547]

As insane as the world is now, it’s nice to come to the relatively less insane world of “Meanwhile” for a laugh.

[@traildoggy]

I'm waiting for the mentholated chicken soup drops.

[@Teddybearington]

💕💕💕

[@BrianHiles-y3q]

_"Chum dumpling"_ ?

[@pb_and_nutella]

Just here to pretend that this is the news

[@chrisduvall3790]

How would throw away half a hot pocket?

[@pattygman4675]

As a fund raiser for LA fire victims, have a contest where fans of the late show. Could write the intro for meanwhile. 4 winners judged by late show writers. And have it read by Stephen.

[@ReneeKadlubek]

Over a year of WELL BE RIGHT BACK is not reassuring. I need to move on and remediated physically rehabilitate regardless of their situation.

[@DannyDelorean]

That's what happens when you trust ai to make your ads and you're too lazy to have any checks and balances in place before going live with it. Happens way too often now.

[@SerendipityChild]

A lot of advertisers probably weren't born when 9/11 happened. Isnt it a bit bizarre to expect advertisers to not invoke an image from violence 24 years ago in another country?

[@smalltime0]

Quite famously, the planner was living in Pakistan

[@benpotato9994]

if the plane had its landing gear down it might of been forgivable, but once more, they probably shouldn't of gotten the benefit of the doubt i give with headlines

[@BowBeforeTheAlgorithm]

Bernie Sanders is going to love those soup candies

[@nataliechazvemba4929]

We keep rabbits so we know worse horrors than rabbits eating their own teeth.

[@nataliechazvemba4929]

How the heck do they make soup hard without sugar? It's not jelly so no gelatine. Ha.

[@thomasdelany2034]

I bid $10 for Stephen's hardly sucked boiled hard soup sweet. That's my final offer.

[@krisfrederick5001]

The writers are going above and beyond in 2025, give them another raise and a high five 😂

[@Raepok251]

Meanwhile...WTF? I mean seriously bunny's eating their own teeth, soup candy. Please somebody tell me this is just a really detailed and incredibly deranged nightmare!

[@janetseidlitz5976]

I keep hoping I'll wake up, but orange toddler is still there.

[@carlyar5281]

Nope. Sorry. You are awake just like the rest of us who are up watching this in the middle of the night (north American time) … and should be sleeping.

[@carlyar5281]

@@janetseidlitz5976same. I have a surgery coming up soon and I said to my husband that maybe this is all just some really really twisted anaesthesia induced dream and when I wake up from my next surgery I’ll be back where I was in March 2020 when I had my first surgery.

[@trumpet12345]

Is the bunny thing really that odd? Humans have the weirder teeth behavior like a random ability to get stuck with our good set that comes in wrong for life. Be nice if our teeth grew back

[@Raepok251]

@ Everything about this "reality" is REALLY odd!

[@susanfarley1332]

"It borders on acceptable" Yes, but which side of the border? The good side or the other?

[@Jay-is2jy]

So progresso put out a product for bernie?

[@swistedfilms]

Sometimes folks, just sometimes, I'm chased out of the computer lab by the Devo clones that were grown at the chemistry lab into my dorm room where I draw a keyboard on a pizza box and wirelessly hook it to a hacked Blackberry to blurt out the crazed college dropout's word slurry that is *THIS COMMENT!*

[@kds6820]

Well at least the candies was only soup and not an entire course meal like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory we’ll be seeing people walking around like blueberries if it was.

[@AnnetteMadrid-gw9st]

C'mon, Bernie paid you to endorse this ....

[@dyskover]

tell that soup drop joke to umami.

[@geospecies]

I miss the original meanwhile theme song

[@kathik5643]

😊

[@ircjesselee]

1:50 *Meanwhile*

[@simonKagree]

All hail the man who watches the show every day for the sole purpose of insulting two minutes of it! Long may your flag wave at half-staff for your sense of humor.

[@ircjesselee]

@simonKagree AI bot.

[@dailybunnymemes2545]

Where are the bunnies?

[@TheKrispyfort]

Calcium redistribution

[@PitFriend1]

Scottish cuisine is all based on a dare.

[@mitchell9110]

It's the morning after Trump pardons 1,500 psychos and here I am laughing my ass off. Thank you, Stephen.

[@banksiasong]

Please less of the Manchurian Cantaloupe.

[@silencedogood7297]

Was that Haggis flavored soup candy?