Weekend Update on Australian Woman's 13 Lb. Baby - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Australian woman birthing a 13 lb. baby. Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy (Vanessa Bayer) and Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) stop by.
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[@neverendinglute3125]

For whatever reason hearing ‘it gets worse’ was amazing and personally the highlight of the skit for me

[@LucasMcKibben]

I loved Michel Che’s reactions to being denied from Vanessa every single time

[@natedogg4116]

Che seems to react incorrectly for the character much of the time. Love his joke telling but the reactions are off.

[@michaelkeehan8094]

but it's no Papa John's pizza!

[@rogersockwell]

He doesn't get enough credit - he's the perfect straight guy to several other comedian's bits.

[@natedogg4116]

@Ric Hicks Of course it's an opinion and I respect others but I'm giving mine. The only one I can and like I said in the original comment, I feel it's not just this video. I think Che's ability to tell jokes is great but I don't like his reactions and the way they are delivered. It's the same huff/short laugh. Nearly. Every. Time.

[@umairrizvi]

Yeah she doesn't wanna talk to him leave her alone. Wth

[@subhashreesivakumar3155]

I love how Colin knows that the audience will hate the joke, so he goes "it's gonna get worse" and "i'm sorry" and keeps smiling and u can tell he feels bad about it, but he still finds it funny

[@maxsamulka9366]

Weekend Update was good this week, BUT IT'S NO PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA!

[@ellievampmtf]

That got terribly depressing for a second, great acting on Kyle's part

[@DaMaLoJo]

I was close to turning it off I got so saddd

[@derekbauer2125]

He’s so good

[@CUStudioFilms]

I get the feeling it's because it's real. You can't fake that. He shines in this kind of stuff. The other one I like of his is where he always has awkward meetings with this girl he likes in his apartment. She seems to really like him too. But she ends up sleeping with some douchebag she doesn't care about because Kyle's character couldn't muster up the courage to ask her out until after. He might make a great dramatic actor someday, kinda like Robin Williams maybe. The times when he shows his humanity is so moving.

[@ConcreteAngelx3]

Kyle's character is literally just Jacob in 10 years.

[@YouGuessIGuess]

Kyle's acting at the end was almost too good.

[@tlreclipse1126]

no almost about it. It was solid.

[@PhallicSymbolism]

The variety of responses "don't remember how it feels to be kissed" got at 7:05 was impressive.

[@natedogg4116]

Some real responses out in the audience.

[@RunicShark]

The snort

[@no_peace]

I feel bad that's the only time i laughed in the whole clip

[@reveluvvulever662]

Oh crap that dora joke was good

[@celieboo]

WATCH RED VELVET ROOKIE MV Hell. . . .I think that about Dora!

[@Robstar100]

"GET THE RICE OUTTA YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT!!!"

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂

[@embe8242]

“... a blooming onionIMSOSORRY.”

[@imanuelk7200]

"he's so blinded by his devotion to Israel he ignores reason" that hits different in May 2021

[@noriarty7148]

Jost apologizing for his jokes hahaha

[@nonrondc123]

“It’s gonna get worse” 😂😂

[@natedogg4116]

@@nonrondc123 And yup, it does. Haha

[@AstroPsych_]

I think Jacob is my favorite recurring Weekend Update character. _So many Hebrew School flashbacks._ *_So many._*

[@jessedaniels4494]

I'm with you bro. Seders are just ugh...

[@srbrant5391]

@@jessedaniels4494 I was only at a Seder once for my next door neighbor. I delighted everyone when I came up with the ultimate Jewish party favor: the Mel Gibson piñata.

[@jonajager635]

@@srbrant5391 What about a Hitler pinata?

[@srbrant5391]

@@jonajager635 Too obvious a choice.

[@jonajager635]

@@srbrant5391 XD Well, the Mel Gibson pinata made me laugh so hard.

[@Helen-ch1gb]

Colins warning was priceless

[@muraddiab6393]

A million bees were stolen from an Austrian park.....starring Nicholas Cage

[@Appleboy78165]

I know! I was surprised they didn't make a Nic Cage joke.

[@informationbubble2844]

Murad Diab kh

[@thrashpondopons2776]

I actually wrote a screenplay about a group of gangsters that come up with a scheme to heist an apiary! It's called 'Plan Bee'!

[@natedogg4116]

HOW IS (HE) NOT IN THAT MOVIE!?!?!

[@jptruth2372]

"completely ruining her down under", "Bloomin Onion", I died LOL.

[@stevemandl5140]

lol

[@MageAmazedYGO]

Listening to Jacob's speech reminded me of how all my friends made speeches and did plays back in elementary school. lol

[@yourlifeisawesome]

Kyle Mooney needs dramatic roles! Give him a movie deal! :-)

[@DavianSinner]

I thought the same thing.

[@HazalBulutTV]

he stars in Brigsby Bear!

[@malloryconroy3161]

Bar mitzvah boy Jacob is me whenever I have to speak in public

[@icesk8rgrrl]

"My friend Seth, who everyone thinks is Jewish" XD

[@lealta1481]

That Seth Meyers?

[@anabixby7558]

@@lealta1481 yeah, a lot of people think he is. He once said that "every Jewish person thinks I'm Jewish". I think he has a Jewish grandparent, but he has never practiced Judaism or identified as a Jew.

[@lealta1481]

@@anabixby7558 quite possible

[@abcd-ck4qr]

Colin apologizing for the jokes is adorable

[@victorgalloway9770]

"Wear flipflops around the pewl"

[@haydarking1857]

when he said a Bloomin Onion i just freaking lost it XD

[@cassandramartinez1031]

haydar king 😂😂😭😂😂😂😂

[@wlee6685]

Man you can almost hear the screeching record needle sound at 4:45 when the Bruce Chadling character comes on.

[@paigeboomer]

The subtle Seth Meyers joke at the end of Kyle’s segment. Love it

[@PureVikingPowers]

The largest newborn ever recorded was 24 pounds or 11 kg and 30 inches or 75 cm tall 😱👶🏻

[@carlosmontgomery1820]

Mooney plays it so bad...and i mean bad its good. Truly a talented man with a great deal of confidence.

[@henryanderson7796]

Who else wanted to hear Che's story about his brother?

[@E_L_L_E_]

Me

[@Golden-Lady]

It takes a good comic to play a bad one. Good job.

[@milanxlewis]

Kyle Mooney is extraordinary as Bruce Chandling

[@zachstern3848]

That was me at my bar mitzah

[@christophercott8517]

Dallas #1 Go Cowboys

[@LEMMYKISGOD]

13 lbs. !! That was a calf not a baby !! 👶 🐄

[@raghijava7209]

This Kyle Mooney character always starts weird then gets really sad, then weird again

[@lauren101905]

Why am I seeing so many ads for "viagra single packs"?

[@shelleyinthecity]

It is related to Google searches you do. Stop searching for things like "how to satisfy my man in bed" on Google and ads like that will stop popping up. Google is a billion dollar industry from advertisements and being used to direct ads based on your searches.

[@atl3652002]

lol someone needs to get laid

[@nick-vv1lz]

I'm seeing it too to be fair I watch a lot of porn

[@MrSoychi]

It's honestly probably the porn

[@joshstarkey8883]

Pandora knows I'm a guy but I still used to get ads for tampons... How do you explain that?

[@Sambuno]

This is one of the best shows on TV

[@jackiepubliciii9426]

Sambuno Yeah, from 1989 to 1995.

[@lordbyron6293]

@@jackiepubliciii9426... and from 2018 until whenever President Bonespurs is gone.

[@progressiveRAMONETTI]

Kyle. Mooney.

[@zoeisabella7570]

oh yes

[@ashleymillican3809]

Is. Awful.

[@progressiveRAMONETTI]

@@ashleymillican3809 :(

[@Melmeltheclown]

@@ashleymillican3809 At. Being. Awful

[@natedogg4116]

Is amazing!

[@vanessawagner9607]

Oh, Bruce actually made me cry. Love these guys!

[@Squaliebawse]

I wish they did more news jokes and less of the guess speakers

[@tracywilson2174]

Squalie Bawse guest

[@jaccpot]

Ikr

[@alivialindorfer954]

Unless its Pete Davidson

[@ScarredBert]

Alivia Lindorfer Pete Davidson doesn’t do a bit though. It’s the same, the guest speakers suck but when they have someone just doing stand up it’s generally great.

[@dandhakljhdlsakfhd4972]

@@alivialindorfer954 and kate mckinnon

[@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190]

That tear wipe at 2:32 was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@GoddessSixx]

I miss Drunk Uncle.

[@chasebowers3251]

this video is great But its no Papa John's Pizza

[@michaelflaherty3202]

The bee joke is my favorite one so far this year.

[@lovelion2001]

nothing is funnier than Stefon.

[@HudaefCares]

Well, I was 12 the first time I saw Stefon, and I didn't really get his jokes.😕 Funny comedians should be funny no matter what demographic.😋

[@probablypossessed2075]

Hudaef Cares? I know this sounds mean since I’m on the Internet and you can’t hear my tone of voice, so just a heads up: I don’t mean this in a rude way! SNL _is_ a show that comes on late at night, so I think it’s expected that the target demographic is adults. And I’d recommend rewatching! I’m 15 and I get most of the jokes:))

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Never will be

[@colinsilver1041]

Yeesh, that Bruce Chandling bit took an unexpected turn for the worst, even got a pity laugh.

[@Madpoet45]

The two times I have seen this character on Weekend Update, I wanted to turn it off. Hopefully they can revamp the character to get some laugh some how.

[@nataliac2734]

SNL really needs to bring Stefon back

[@stevemandl5140]

well then bill hader would have to come back to play him.

[@mayaoh7717]

@@stevemandl5140 well celebrities do surprise comebacks all the time

[@mikewilcox8197]

That Bruce Chandling character is genius.

[@hydra09minecrafteer]

Papa bless

[@nazhaid]

i was looking for this comment papa bless

[@infinitevoidpov9999]

Let Boe always be "in the house"

[@kenmartin1624]

Where's the sody pop?

[@medha2684]

Hahaha that's exactly what I was thinking about

[@Captain_n_1]

3:25 such an underrated joke!

[@degrassiluvaforeva]

This is funny as usual. Michael Che And Colin Jost always are so funny together 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Did.You.Forget]

Ok can we talk about how great of a character Jacob is? Like he’s a masterpiece.

[@zhin8294]

Man.... That last skit did a complete 180 halfway.... I'm here to laugh not to feel God damnit.

[@nataliyanabakova7419]

god what a mood

[@stevenhosea4849]

Zhin The Tyrant Yes. Hi

[@isaiahshemaiahbrown]

The comedic timing is perfect 😂

[@ethanjames5550]

I literally own the same glasses lmao

[@alexhendricks5322]

did anyone else start to get choked up at around 7:00

[@cerberuscrux963]

"The weight gets harder to lose and you don't remember what it feels like to be kissed". WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB, AM I RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN???

[@jasonbean7296]

"at least I didn't eat the wrong chocolate!" classic.:)

[@Lotusblume.8]

That was so uncomfortable from the start, I was suffering for Kyle! And then he just “got real.” Was easier to take somehow. Good acting though!

[@desireeholloway3353]

Dude, TOTALLY finished eating Papa Johns pizza just now!

[@Littleathquakes]

Desiree Holloway I'm sorry.

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

Littleathquakes for the win. Damn

[@ratherfedup8497]

Papa John's sucks, and John Schnatter or whatever his name is is a total creep, he's no "Papa John," he's a multi millionaire crook cheating his employees out of decent wages and benefits.

[@mariekastler5391]

Colin apologizing for the 13 lb baby jokes❣️

[@jswaggart01]

A bloomin’ onion, priceless 😂😂😂

[@debramiller1503]

The Bruce part really made me cry 🥺🥺

[@datboi7160]

was I the only laughing at the guy in the end?

[@foreverfusion3941]

yes.

[@ingolfura.4327]

No I thought it was fantastic, great performance!

[@angelaquezadajimenez7234]

no

[@angelaquezadajimenez7234]

no

[@angelaquezadajimenez7234]

non

[@MayaState]

A BLOOMIN ONION I'm dead

[@cassandramartinez1031]

Dream State Films 😂😂

[@RacieRain]

I love Papa John's pizza. Blooming Onion..lol... the doctors sew it back up, tighter than ever I heard 😂 🤣

[@nehaa4846]

colin just looked so ashamed of that thirteen lb baby joke and i live for that 😂

[@benglaser1345]

Weekend update is my favorite part!

[@iampandorabitches1912]

"I'm sorry- I'm just... so sorry."

[@MageAmazedYGO]

Those Aussie puns: they kill me every time. roflol

[@PurveyorOfCuriosities]

Bruce Chandling is my hero.

[@FaunaRasmussen]

Love this show!

[@Metsani44]

WHY AM I CRYING WHILE WATCHING SNL

[@LisaLee__]

Papa Bless

[@viksaggu9085]

SNL is hella getting me through quarantine

[@lealta1481]

I saw Kyle Mooney on a skit in Tosh.0 that was hilarious

[@marthajimenez3798]

This has made my day

[@erika6473]

we love how Tasmania isn't a part of Australia

[@joefinberg8387]

Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy reminds me of me at that age.

[@daveharrison84]

Am I supposed to fist bump this guy? His fist is out. No, I won't risk going off script.

[@sanketdeshpande345]

best onscreen chemistry bw jacob and che

[@danielcropp8553]

"But it's not Papa John's"-OH NO OH GOD TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER

[@MaeMaeTube]

You know this, you've seen this? Love Bruce

[@nerdynailsrmgp]

my son does the same thing when someone tries to talk to him lol

[@InnannasRainbow]

I WISH it was spring time!

[@janslehmann05]

Michael Che’s blazer looked especially dapper tonight, good looking fella!

[@eriwhomst]

the bruce skit is where the joker film got inspiration from

[@reuvenrowner8760]

Kyle looks like Allen Stone when he puts on the glasses!!

[@Valentinathevamp]

I don’t mind the guests, I just hate when they’re there long - and aren’t funny.

[@nyjets2020]

this was amazing

[@gray9818]

Lol, the add that come up after the Jacob part was for Pizza Hut

[@jacksonweldon3106]

"Bruce Changling" looks like Loki from the Thor movies

[@chegroovera]

it's both sad and amazing that Kyle's bit gets interesting the moment it gets dark/sad lmao!

[@SkeetSkeetBangBangg]

Adam Sandler killing it

[@jamesryder8305]

Jens Stoltze HA!

[@sophb8302]

my paTTio chaYAH cAHlapsed

[@rogueguardian]

3:35 woooowwww!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@theurbangoose1122]

I like how they describe Jacob as” bar mitzvah boy”

[@mysteryman7877]

I don't think enough people know how incredible matzah pizza is. It's delicious!

[@Nir7r0us0xide]

I had an ad for Domino's Pizza on this video.

[@Mewted]

wrong clip for title

[@KonFess]

Come back when the baby is over 18 lbs (8.16 kgs). The child was the size of a six month old.

[@joaquinakana8139]

Does anyone else notice that Australia looks like Scooby-Doo?

[@isaacpina1945]

Mooney and the safdies need to make a movie

[@lukeantioco5672]

I'm from Scottsdale.