Romance Bookstore - SNL

[@ginabeau9820]

Her bangs are doing the most in this skit 😂

[@kellynumberone100]

They’re ‘bangin’. Had to be said.

[@janwera]

😆

[@janwera]

@@kellynumberone100 hahaha ... stop it ... 😂

[@whitneylyn6159]

LOLOLOLOL

[@DeborahAbelha]

de fo

[@Iyana]

_"I am a dirt man who knows only sex"_ ― Every Wattpad writer

[@emelie2717]

truuueee

[@prciousposts6588]

Yup lmao

[@ledajiahill-boyd578]

ON GOD

[@amandazimunya5545]

Absolutely

[@vaniamehra2075]

Lmfaoooo😂

[@hermione1930]

Get the book! GET THE DAMN BOOK! lmfaoo

[@gator9339]

hermione potter 53 people didn't get the damn book!

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

hermione potter That was the funniest line

[@multiverse_curve4438]

Woman: So are they a couple? Kenan: No they are DAMN not!

[@imtryingmybest673]

“And I have thick steak hands...right?” “Yes” **John Cena smiles proudly like a child who just made adorable macaroni art**

[@qtsnail8598]

*showcases Doonese hands

[@rachelrachel9152]

Ikr he's such a good actor great comedic timing

[@imtryingmybest673]

@@rachelrachel9152 facts, really underrated

[@evenspookier]

is this of mice and men-

[@imtryingmybest673]

@@evenspookier BAHAHAHA BYE

[@ynetsed8949]

Those bangs😂

[@zane4218]

just the WALL of straight up hair in the breeze

[@TrishTheNerd]

This is how I feel when I go outside with the wind ._.

[@KikiLivesInMe]

Business in the front, party in the back! 🤣

[@miriamspringett3797]

Those dorky bangs being shot straight up in the wind really took the sexy to another level :D

[@feliciapattinson9591]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sug9840]

“He works for her.. she pays him from her pay check” “And that doesn’t bother you?” “It really DOES but what am I gonna do, you know..” haha

[@mistyobrien4754]

Su G 😂

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Su G Me af

[@Figs3]

WhatAmIGonnaDoYaKnow?

[@ClownScreams]

"I am a dirt man, who knows only sex" what a time to be alive.

[@whatshouldwecallher]

I don't know what's funnier, this sketch or your comment

[@aidanhancock2117]

Heard it as i read this.

[@amirat.9805]

Lolz

[@kalijohnston561]

brazmanoqk Hozier be like

[@HaharuRecords]

What does that mean.🐏

[@Coberation]

"Look you two, stop it and listen to me. I am on horseback leather chaps my skin as i ride atop the red rocks of Sedona" comedy gold

[@transjaybirdquinn4871]

Finally I found someone referencing my favorite part lol

[@ebonyhagans-greene6358]

That floating wig is magnificent.

[@TheCarlosCobain]

Ebony Hagans-Greene That ain't no wig. John Cena is just so mainly that he can spontaneously grow his hair.

[@TheMofobuss]

Floating shirt got me too

[@mj6304]

Where?

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

sounds like someone doesn't like John Cena lol

[@docfabz]

John Cena wasn't even in this guys

[@dkblack3461]

Honestly, I think someone should try opening an erotic bookstore where the staff dress and act like this, it would be hilarious and good for business!

[@w1975b]

agree

[@ljp9402]

Business idea 💡 😏😏😏

[@michellecajou68]

So like a LARP but 50 Shades Themes.

[@WatDoino]

Staff would really need to be into it. Can get tiresome pretty quick...

[@pinkmoontribe]

If someone does this, please sent me the address and date of grand opening day!

[@tomitstube]

lol, "my thick steak hands."

[@krazycam1029]

tomitstube right as I read this comment he said that lol

[@anautumnforcrippledchildre8369]

I bet if Donny "Tiny Hands" Trump sees this clip he'll be crying telling himself. "You have thick steak hands too Donald... yes you do."

[@audreypelikoski7112]

KrazyCam10 me too lol

[@teresaweaver6026]

lmao You have seen a Dollar Store steak too. Dude they're so thin. Trump has Dollar Store steak hands.

[@Jessica.000]

tomitstube 😂😂😂

[@princessaria]

“My hair is red and very wide!” 😂😂

[@sonorasgirl]

Even John couldn’t help but look confused/amused...one might say befuddled

[@thatbitchnoemie]

I thought she said wild

[@VengefulPolititron]

volumeous

[@lahorelanotte]

loved this. It's exactly like how those romance novels sound like.

[@mirzamay]

RedLipBlogs makes me want to read a romance novel and I'm not into them. At least I wasn't 😅👍

[@VLF218]

mirzamay oh you should definitely try one. When you do you'll get why they're so popular lol

[@mirzamay]

VLF218 ok I probably will 😄

[@m.2891]

Right? lol

[@lahorelanotte]

you really should pick a few to read, because once you've read one, you've read them all. Especially those historical romance ones, they all sound the same.

[@babyhilts]

$5 for a hardcover book? Damn, that's cheap!

[@angelheart5584]

No one but the bookworms will understand this miraculously low discount. It's near impossible.

[@cocobean6281]

@@angelheart5584 its not near impossible IT IS Impossible

[@theshunnedBandersnatch]

That's what I said! A book that size would be $25-$30 at least.

[@samaraisnt]

Yeah but they're used books, with that price. :)

[@squamish4244]

It is a fine collection of used erotica.

[@loulie1997]

I love how accurate Cena looks to erotic novel book covers

[@JoaoPessoa86]

Fabio wigs

[@industrialcathedral]

Fabio xD

[@marywoods8173]

Right...lol

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Nurofen + Aspirin

[@boogermaiden]

😂😂😂

[@Kukuyoutube9]

I almost died when Kenan joined in 🤣🤣🤣

[@GGiblet]

It was the answer to my prayer

[@Efro1632]

And Cena's face at that moment was perfect. 😂

[@jays.5978]

So good

[@iunnbrynveig3309]

@@Efro1632 He almost cracked, ha,ha.Not surprisingly!

[@marinabelli9782]

I definitely did not anticipate it! Superb! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatoneguy541]

I need this to be an actual bookstore. I would go in there everyday.

[@spacegoblin0334]

I honestly would just sit near that book case and watch them play out the steamy romance novels.

[@geminigrrl66]

There is an actual bookstore called The Ripped Bodice in Culver City. It's awesome!

[@LadyVoldemort]

All I need is Fanfiction, Wattpad, etc app. LoL

[@lulucalliope713]

@@LadyVoldemort No kidding!

[@christianmillendez1992]

ohhh jean-georges!

[@zevi139]

i want so badly to quote this sketch “i am a dirt man who knows only sex” but like where am i ever going to have an opportunity to say that 💀

[@jennifer9047]

On our first date? 😉

[@Halfling_Bard]

use it at thanksgiving, best time to use experimental one liners

[@dancinglady73]

You’ll find that right moment. I believe in you dirt man.

[@garystewart2355]

If anyone asks "who do you think you are"

[@nitewanderer]

On an Irish cliff with the wind blowing in your hair of course!

[@iqbalahmed8915]

John Cena has as surprisingly good comedic timing.

[@d4m4s74]

Aamranga well. As a wrestler timing is kind of important.

[@DekkarJr]

I AM A DIRT MAN WHO KNOWS ONLY SEX!!! :D :D

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

John Cena has acting experience. He played a character in Psych, a comedy series. And that other comedy movie that came out recently.

[@papamilfz1565]

wait a second. John Cena's here?

[@kkay7718]

Aamranga lol who are you to judge

[@nakenmil]

He's literally just Fabio. XD

[@alistumpf2941]

Enthused Norseman Fabio was actually the model for those book covers.

[@oskarkuelz2706]

Joe Wilkinson's step brother?

[@tommy.mo3]

Who

[@spacegoblin0334]

Yesss. Fabio is john George for real tho.

[@TriniLush7]

FACTS 😂😂😂

[@rebeccabartlett2317]

I have friends who write Romance novels. We all nearly died laughing watching this.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Are you friends with the guy who writes velociraptor erotic fiction?

[@21centdregs]

unfortunate. could've saved some trees from the awful fate of becoming romance novels

[@emilymeyers6069]

I read romance as bromance hahaha idk why but now I’m crying laughing 😭

[@skywalker6763]

@@emilymeyers6069 okay but honestly can someone recommend me some of these type of books? I’d prefer it to be not so steamy but I want to read a book with that “hair on the wind on a cliff and the horse boy kisses me” plz

[@emilymeyers6069]

HAHAH

[@Ben_The_Titan]

"That doesn't bother you?" "I mean, it really does, but what are you gonna do, ya know?"

[@benandersen1072]

How does someone get 500 likes from quoting the exact lines and not adding anything to it

[@preetishvarghese2868]

2ydyrryaedrufdfe5rfwrrxrctrdsedwgdweac

[@abirivera5886]

"ten pound hands"😂😂

[@Kate21561]

"My tiny, pink nips...." "GET THE DAMN BOOK"

[@robodragonn9506]

"And I grab your ghost butt with my ten pound hands!" omfg I died laughing at that part

[@mal0u111]

and his thick steak hands 🥩🤚

[@Hakajin]

What is it with women's erotica and big hands? I mean, "yaoi hands" are already a thing!

[@samaraisnt]

@@Hakajin it's a descriptive word for working class hands...it means "rugged" cause dandy men have skinny/long refined hands. It's also not just a stereotype. Most men do have big hands, thin hands are like a rare beauty trait. Also it has to do with the female gaze cause as you said it's WOMEN'S erotica and WOMEN like hands. Some women like rugged hands. Women who are reading books about rugged men especially. i have no idea abt yaoi hands n idonwannakno...

[@ArctheDark]

WWE 2021- Cena returns as Jean-George and proceeds to destroy his enemies with his thick steak hands.

[@maribelgarcia3309]

John Cena out here looking like Lucius Malfoy

[@AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches]

BAHAHAHA!!

[@raddest.radish]

Lucius Malfoy's steak-handed cousin 👐😂

[@TCt83067695]

Maribel Garcia looking like he ate 10 lucius malfoy. get it right 😉

[@bukka4057]

his son's dad will hear about this.

[@xlvs1997]

yesss

[@charlotterosecourt762]

"Look you two! Stop it, and listen to me! *I am on horseback. The leather chaps my skin as I ride on top the red rocks of Sedona.* " BRILLIANT

[@Jessica.000]

*"GET THE BOOK"* *"GET THE DAMN BOOK"* 😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao

[@brierichardson8462]

Best line

[@itsNAGOLS]

3:00

[@maryhales4595]

Kenan is a fabulous straight man for crazy things like this!

[@MissStrawberryyyy]

That was literally the best 😂

[@payableondeath9091]

my side hurts 😂🤣💀

[@flaminreds505]

Her fringe blowing back like that is the best bit of the whole sketch

[@mikaylahealey7430]

"And I'm a dirt man who knows only sex!"

[@adamstone897]

Mikayla Healey Sounds like me....lols :-)

[@ManchesterBurns]

+Adam Stone The KZbin Thurst is real.

[@adamstone897]

Catalonia Yes sir, Thirsting for pussy is also on my list of ingredients waiting for my mouth and stick to chow down and slurp up

[@gabby8107]

HI MIK

[@Iyana]

Adam Stone was your last comment supposed to make sense

[@DarthFurie]

"Full throttle knockers" still gets me years later 😂

[@janeentumbao8690]

With pink nips. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarcosAmparo]

That's not John Cena in costume, that's Fabio

[@mada3224]

Marcos Amparo Got to get those Subs up by commenting daily on the biggest KZbin Channels 👍

[@MarcosAmparo]

Nah bro

[@idleali4674]

Pggfcgg

[@gator9339]

It's Fabio Cena

[@jetnut89]

He looks like Jon Bon Jovi from 1991

[@xsatellax]

“Now gOooOoOo” That line killed me. Aidy is perfect, I want to see her in an actual medieval movie.

[@thepaperstaggering]

No doubt!

[@noeltobitdelafuente5743]

A sequel to Your Highness needs to be made with James Franco and Danny McBride!

[@mariemilligan1723]

Yes, she’d be brilliant!!

[@brunobarbosa1900]

Please @SNL make a sequel out of this! At least a second round as this is literally GOLD!!! Lmao 😂😂😂😂😹😹

[@africanmermaid234]

You mean literary 😂😂😂😂

[@Solastar]

Omggggg yess I need it

[@mishynaofficial]

I double this. Nothing is more hilarious than Harlequin books.

[@samaraisnt]

@@africanmermaid234 omggggg u did that!!

[@ginaldeguer]

2:41 when she says "my tiny pink nips" I was drinking my pop, I shouldn't have.... wrong move... lol

[@reno_feon]

Gino Aldeguer r.i.p ur nose

[@VixeyTeh]

Lol

[@mochs62512]

@@reno_feon ugh thats the worst when it comes out your nose lol

[@DeborahAbelha]

cathasty

[@KimikoTheWolfgirl]

Her bangs in the wind LOL

[@MJ18888]

Sometimes a sketch is just too crazy on paper, but with the right actor it just works! 😂😂😂 So perfect 👌

[@parkwazowski9816]

"I am a dirt man, who knows only sex!" is my new catchphrase

[@captainpotato6856]

Gold pick up lines for KINGS.

[@Foreverk1llerCOS]

i love how it’s an erotic bookstore and they have the book “The Help” 😂😂

[@katelynrushe9025]

And "Twilight." XD

[@hadracks]

Good observation. I never even looked at the shelves.

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

That’s a pretty hot book, though.

[@mishynaofficial]

And "The DUFF" 🤣🤣

[@captainpotato6856]

I AM DIRTMAN

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Kenan is amazing against crazy characters. I can't think of a funnier straight man.

[@maryhales4595]

He was perfect in this sketch!

[@tealabaker8888]

I agree! Kenan and Mikey are the best straight men on modern SNL.

[@amyc8977]

STOP and listen to me.......I am on horseback like YAS😂😂😂

[@LisaMichele]

And I am a dirt man, who knows only sex! 😂😂😂

[@adamstone897]

ThirdEye Kitten Lols. I Sneezed......Through my Pants!

[@aarushicrystalis7998]

LA Fresh Life m

[@hamasireyi4523]

Bet you liked that 😂

[@elizabethbennet4791]

Ive watched this skit a billion times and it never gets old.

[@piarossi4555]

LA Fresh Life That made me laugh until I snorted.

[@matthewscott1091]

Best lines of the sketch: Aidy: *”My tiny pink nips, scream in the highland winds!”* John: *”I am a dirt man who knows only sex!”* Aidy: *“I’m a horny, wealthy ghost with full throttle knockers!* Wth writers?! 😂 So hilarious. 👏🏻

[@rubenvela6247]

Imagine if you walk in an erotic bookstore, and you see the employees acting like this, reacting a book you wanted.

[@isidoraveronica]

Ruben Vela lmfao

[@TwelvetreeZ]

I'd ask if they had any vacancies 😂

[@angelheart5584]

I'd honestly love this. Just sitting near the corner silently dying from how much laughter I am trying to contain. It'd take a while for me to get over the laughter and embarrassment, but once that's done, I'd ask for a job there.

[@hollaback5935]

I would love that

[@Solastar]

I'd scream in delight

[@selenarichardson4964]

Her bangs blowing in the wind takes me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saturnzava]

*I A M A D I R T M A N*

[@vintagelover5601]

“Oh yeah IM A BIG BOY” I cried of laughter and i can’t stop

[@DA-bm2mj]

he's surprisingly funny

[@blueskybelyr]

He's hilarious, you should watch the movie Trainwreck!

[@DA-bm2mj]

Blue Sky that schumer thing stops me from watching it

[@blueskybelyr]

Your loss I guess

[@Anon-gh8xh]

Blue Sky very huge loss because amy is the best

[@R41D3RNAT10N]

Anon 666 any Schumer is the most unfunny comedian I've ever seen. Cartman sums her up pretty well in the new season

[@play-fool]

this always leaves me in stitches, this is so SPOT ON to how those types of novels are written. "i am a dirtman" is hilarious but honestly i always lose it when aidy says she "knows only gold coins, satin gloves, and tiny, decadent cakes" because seriously this is exactly how that stuff sounds.

[@infamousinane7430]

Get the BOOK! Get the damn book! I'm crying lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennifersantillana9738]

"GET the book! Get the damn book!!" Lmao...this is precious 😅

[@valeriae6053]

"I am a dirtman who knows only sex"

[@zinhlentuli1101]

"tiny pink nips" and "thick steak hands" 😂 😭 I need this novel!!!

[@sublimeseeker6632]

Oh yea, I'm a big boy.. I've got a thick neck..

[@angelheart5584]

* thicc necc

[@chynnavindiola58]

And big steak hands

[@NessaSherice]

I always come back to this sketch it’s so hilarious and I love romance novels ❤😂

[@indiciaobscure]

My first thought on seeing Cena was "MAN, has Joseph Gordon-Levitt beefed up!"

[@JerKur18]

What do you mean? You can't see John Cena!

[@play-fool]

i cannot stop watching this sketch dfkigjndlfkgj and truly the *chef kiss* part is kenans character finally just joining them, its hilarious

[@JMunny]

I love how Kenan Thomson smiles when he's supposed to be mad.

[@Hexcaliblur83]

"Full Throttle Knockers" did it for me.. 🤣

[@monica5970]

"I'm a cave man with a big gun" 😂

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

The way she scurries around that corner at 1:45 is sending me

[@63fan]

"I Am on horse back!" lmao

[@chloecarter-daves1528]

I lost it at "I am a dirt man who only knows sex"

[@ChefRafi]

There needs to be more book stores like this! And the owner should chip in to pay Fabio! 🤗😎

[@wildann9415]

Every single line. I LAUGH AT EVERY SINGLE LINE OF THIS SKIT! DAMN PERFECT! HAHAHAHA

[@zane4218]

This skit is carried by Aidy and John, and then Kenan brings it home at the end. I love it.

[@jennifercoralde886]

Even its 2023, still funny hilarious skit! Great actors

[@Trulimelissa]

3:44-3:53 I died!! 😄😄😅😅

[@johngreat1364]

Melissa Salguero I love u

[@orestmarkheva7325]

john great well I love her more

[@KevinIsrael]

Well I hope someone called a doctor or something. Is Melissa ok?

[@vicsyy332]

It is literally the cherry on top of a hilarious sketch.

[@victoriablack422]

Those bangs flying up like a weave! 😂 😂 😝😝

[@butterfly-gh3ni]

I'm dying...I'm dying...😂😂😂🤣

[@zinhlentuli1101]

I have been dying from laughter for the past 24hours at Sean George and Aidy 😂😭 the end had me howling when Keenan joined in

[@MrJrboone]

I'm a lesbian, like straight up butch lesbian, but I'd let John Cena tear it up on sheer principle.

[@jamesryder8305]

Johanna B Respect

[@randombrokeperson]

I feel you girl. He's hot.

[@cherubicnerd]

lol! were you on (period)? when i'm in the cycle i find some neanderthals (big buff guys) attractive. women, i find attractive regardless.

[@aedanboyd5827]

so you aren't full lesbian? wut?

[@booginas]

Johanna B LMAO. Some people just make you throw all your rules out-the-window. What can I say *shrugs shoulders*

[@ChaleaBear]

The way Cena had to look around to try and imagine the wide red hair and than the proud smile when he finally got it was priceless.

[@alberteshun2802]

3:32 I like how she tries to jiggle her *_FULL THROTTLE KNOCKERS_* 🤣🤣🤣

[@ThePuff18]

So we all agree that Kenan makes every sketch better, right?

[@mariana-kn7re]

Why is there a floating blonde wig ?

[@alexiatr]

mariana 😂😂😂😂

[@Jai_Maa_Bharti]

mariana That's actually JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!

[@amandamichelletenney]

"Scorched Corset"...that's genius.

[@bbartonshaw7054]

Based off the burned bodice bookstore 👌

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

@@bbartonshaw7054 I searched for that bookstore online just now and I only found one called The Ripped Bodice.

[@whiskeyvictor5703]

I would shop at THE BURSTING BODICE, or HEAVING and THROBBING, Inc.

[@sevendevils9852]

this are great but can you imagine what rehearsal must be like? 😅

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Ha ha never thought of that!🤣👍

[@priyankapatra5315]

"Get the damn book" had me ROFL😂😂😂😂😂

[@rainabrown2633]

The whole damn skit but, especially the ending. Stupid! Had me LMAO 😂.

[@TopClark69]

Kenan's look when Jean Georges entered is priceless!

[@alexmagic910]

Why is she in love with a floating wig and shirt?

[@robynmutema5830]

"I'm the guy who puts the horse food, in the horse bucket and I'm dirty and strong" broke me!

[@DPMAce]

I can't believe it's not butter

[@ekaterinabalderdash1274]

Spray...

[@richardlamb7791]

Whenever you want to break into a Conversion can’t go wrong with “listen to me you two; I’m On horseback bare chested” 😂

[@jage5256]

I'm listening. Paula😂

[@fragwagon]

Great sketch!

[@MrZackavelli]

Yeah I only laughed at get the book

[@fransherrie8052]

I'm a horny wealthy ghost with full throttle knockers (rips open shirt) LMAO I LOOOVE AIDY

[@kathleenw6984]

I didn't know "The Help" was an erotic novel lol

[@shashagirl96]

Kathleen Libby I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed The Help! 😂

[@ignaciogutierrez9376]

shashagirl96 Same here. Twilight was also there...

[@Intheknow12]

So it wasn’t right to fap to The Help??

[@MsLou43]

😂😂😂😂

[@melissamiller4740]

I noticed it too

[@dawnjawid1790]

This skit is great! John Cena and Aidy are hilarious. And in the very end when Keenan joins in on the sexy scenarios...I am crying of laughter... 🤣🤣🤣

[@lordburgendy6108]

"GET. Tha BOOK!" I laughed so hard.

[@insanecow24]

I knew something was up with the owner when I noticed the disheveled tuck-in job with his shirt.

[@Intheknow12]

“But I️ don’t want to be a pirate!” -Seinfeld

[@shamaliwije4872]

John Cena is such a good sport 😄

[@VforVendettas]

I've seen this before, so why does Kenan joining in still surprise me and make me laugh?

[@hannahgreen9998]

I’ve been reading historical romance novels for the past few months and this sketch tickled me pink! 😂💕☠️

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Same!😂

[@kareemawad35]

Why is she talking to herself while getting a book?

[@thesterndragoon9159]

Because she's making fun of trashy romance novels--99% of which are first-person narratives told from the perspective of the female lead. That was actually the best part of this sketch, in my opinion!

[@larslasaar3597]

The Stern Dragoon, I pictuted yer Hair Blowing against the Wind while you make Love to a Veloptuous blond Woman, during Voyage on a ship,lol

[@Leeloo_Dallas]

Ikr, i mean "you cant see him"

[@TheCapedWriter]

Do you not?

[@proverbialking3452]

ZELOR 22 i think this is a sketch that tries to show the delicate line between reality and fantasy. For her, her lover is real and corporal...but to the viewer...we just can't see him.

[@kelikirby9600]

Kenan at the end though 😂😂😂

[@joynerlee-hansberry3462]

Oh, so THIS is what everyone pictures when I say I read and write romance 😂

[@caton_andrew]

Damn Aidy really nailed that middle-aged book store or librarian voice