Washington's Dream 2 - SNL

[@12packersfan]

Can’t wait for the next sketch where general Washington outlines why hot dogs should come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8

[@Orangeflava]

Steve Martin already did that

[@tigerbalm666]

Hotdogs now come in 8...

[@streakermaximus]

"Nobody knows."

[@Pjiggy]

But hot dogs come in packs of 8.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Or why Kirkland unnecessarily makes those large as heck packing for their products 😂😂😂

[@grimshock6983]

Will there be a part 3? Washington: Nobody knows

[@BobStein]

It will struggle to be better than this comment section.

[@pinechild]

no but there will be a part 4.

[@macdean]

this is how to do a political sketch 😂

[@faith.s_mom]

God, I hope so!!! Funniest skits in almost 50 years!!!

[@faith.s_mom]

@@BobStein 😂😂😂

[@davidbrant793]

If there were 12,000 of these I would watch them all

[@mikeh6286]

you mean a dozaund? yeees....

[@imisstheoldyoutube9845]

A dozen-thousand

[@ramasama]

@@imisstheoldyoutube9845 A thousand dozens.

[@WarWizardProductions]

I would too

[@DAK4Blizzard]

@@imisstheoldyoutube9845 4:17 - "That's- No. We don't use it that way."

[@cmoney209]

This is a prime example of how delivery is key. Someone else doing this sketch and it might not be funny but Nate and Keenan's deliveries are so perfect

[@debbiestarman4485]

Do you really think this is funny? I really think humor has died in the USA.

[@christopherf7393]

@@debbiestarman4485 I thought it was funny. Sure, some episodes of SNL are not that funny and some sketches are better than others. I do enjoy these Washington sketches with Nate Bargatze though especially since he keeps a straight face the entire time. Not everything has to be slapstick comedy.

[@sbradshaw1886]

​@@debbiestarman4485well when you click Play already with the mentality that it's not going to be funny, what do you expect?

[@markbailey17]

luckily you’re here to educate everyone about comedic delivery (and timing?)

[@markbailey17]

@@christopherf7393i love a good - “some stuff is funny. some stuff isn’t funny. THIS is funny. not all comedy has to be slapstick” comment.

[@ClaireIsabellaa]

nate's blank stare after delivering every nonsensical line really sells this sketch lmao

[@BwInNewJersey]

There’s something Washington-esque about it. Maybe the historical hypocrisy matches the aloofness.

[@bendemolina]

it's especially funny because he's very emotive in every other sketch

[@MrSpuzzz]

I think in the first skit Nate relied heavily on cue cards which kind of made him appear to be gazing off in the distance while yearning for distant freedoms. It also slowed down the cadence of his responses. That elevated the comedy (perhaps by accident. ). They carried that over well in skit 2.

[@gfox9295]

After all the brutal warfare and bitterly cold winter troop movements, George Washington felt dead inside on that boat that day.

[@Tyler-z8r]

It's not a blank stare... hes gazing upon the entire spacetime universe to find America's future to tell his fellow generals about it.

[@championslayers]

I’ve watched the first skit SO many times. I almost jumped out of my couch when I was watching live and saw we were getting a second one. This must be a yearly tradition now. Nate is that good.

[@lori_marie]

I could sense that “nobody knows” coming and still nearly peed myself. 😂

[@kaia0821]

Same. I snorted 😂

[@reneemanning6760]

I was waiting for it and it did not disappoint!!❤️

[@lpr5269]

He should have said "We will measure distances in miles, except for air and water travel in which we will measure it in Nautical Miles. How many miles in a nautical mile sir? Nobody knows."

[@youssefboufars453]

And that's why nobody knows 😂😂😮

[@Natalia-un4hu]

Same!!!

[@zizzfilm]

Boy did they miss an opportunity ! “Doughnut sir?“ “It’s a pastry they sell by the baker’s dozen.” “Oh, ok…so 12-at-a-time.” “No, 13.” [All the soldiers looking absolutely perplexed.]

[@hectorcanedo5852]

I was thinking the exact same thing omg!! :) hahaha

[@lizaphelps]

OMG....it *hurts* that they missed that one!! Sooo good

[@deniserossiter1059]

I know. I was waiting for it. What happened?

[@Orangeflava]

They covered the dozen joke with the 12 years of school

[@jameshatton3293]

​@@Orangeflavaand made it funnier by waiting longer for the call back

[@likestoospooge]

"Ah, so a dozen grades." "That's.... No." 🤣

[@christina3maria]

"But sir, shouldn't we know what's in a hot dog?" ... "GET OUT." 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonrobishaw7606]

Didn't even get to the number of dogs and buns. "They are eating the dogs they are eating the cats they are eating the pets!"

[@robynmutema5830]

And he said so calmly too.

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

And most Americans don't want to know the truth about where other animal flesh comes from either... They're in denial about the 100 innocent lives they take every year for a moment of pleasure on their taste buds.

[@annmarieb5895]

@@brandonrobishaw7606 😆🤣

[@indhiradelarosa4673]

Typical English man

[@PandoraKyss]

"Everything. All of it. Crazy stuff. Squiggles. Latin words... A pyramid with a floating eye on top." - George Washington, 1776.

[@cleverusername9369]

Christmas Day, 1776 in fact. That's when Washington crossed the Delaware.

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

"But why is the eye floating, sir?" "Nobody knows."

[@DMandtheDogs]

Brilliant!

[@TheJohnnywbred]

I want so much to believe Washington says this 🙏

[@eugeneramsay8526]

I tell you I cannot stop watching this sketch and his previous George Washington sketch. Nate's delivery is perfect. Each time I watch it is like I am watching for the first time.

[@davidfeltz8697]

Freaking hysterical.

[@PsychoKupcake]

I've been doing the same. And each time it still cracks me up. 😂

[@erikkillmonger5624]

The best line in this one is when he says "a dozen grades" and Washington says "that's -- no-- we don't use it that way..."

[@yurdp]

“I’m in grade ‘dozen.’”

[@marywatkins6798]

😆😆😆 THE best line.

[@cj-cw7wi]

The way Nate delivers it.

[@lpr5269]

Yeah I have the same problem trying to explain English to my friend Tino who lives in Spain. I basically tell him that to choose the right words, it depends on what you are talking about. For example. "He is good AT math. He is good WITH numbers." Well why does the preposition change? Nobody knows. 😂

[@marywatkins6798]

@@lpr5269 and no American would ask what is in a hot dog. Because nobody knows. LOL

[@jamila2957]

Kenan's hope for his people reigns eternal in my heart ❤🤍💙

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

That's why he was going to kill Britts

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

@@James-j9s i did have a dream

[@BenedictMHolland]

I heard someone talking about measuring temperature again.

[@EerieV23]

This is the best part of the script. The slight pivots. It feels so American

[@ihateyoutubesomuch371]

wait until you hear about the civil war

[@atroub]

This sketch is pure gold. I hope they keep doing it.

[@internziko]

Nate's monotone delivery just makes this perfect.

[@gijoey5912]

And his strategic movements to different sides of the boat.

[@pudder68]

He's the modern day Bob Newhart

[@vermiliongamboge155]

@@pudder68 He is! That's it!!!

[@Zachary-uq1fh]

Delivery was good but bro definitely seemed like he was on something or a lil drunk

[@wuguay5526]

@@Zachary-uq1fhNate stopped drinking a long time ago. He always sounds like that.

[@evanhill2896]

"And chicken, sir?" "That one stays" 😂😂😂😂

[@RaymondHng]

Poultry?

[@ibmtpx24]

​@RaymondHng glad I'm not the only one thinking about poultry

[@RaymondHng]

@@ibmtpx24 Deep fried poultry and waffles.

[@khomarimoses2513]

​@@RaymondHngpoultry isn't just chicken

[@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549]

Is this how Americans discover that 1/3 of English words are French

[@LtColPenguin]

Whoever wrote this was amazing, but the delivery of all of them was absolutely perfect.

[@gingeroxendine2288]

"Everything. All of it." 😂

[@TheDanteEX]

Delivery could not be any better lmao

[@nospam3327]

Damn Freemasons

[@rebekahtablante327]

I lol’d at that one 😆

[@Sirwastealot]

@@TheDanteEX his delivery is so fucking funny

[@nichole634]

… crazy stuff, squiggles

[@lucycarin]

Please let the staff writers know how wonderful these 2 skits have been!🙇🏼‍♀️👑🎉❤️‍🔥

[@BobStein]

Yes, except that there's only 2. That needs to change.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

2nd one had a little leas going for it. I wish the jokes tackled better, but they kind of all had the same slightly unsatisfying response script.

[@epicmatt3467]

I think NB himself wrote the first one - it's just too much "him".

[@mfaulkner7079]

Pfft.Nope.

[@KenT-lb9or]

There's a view count on YT, they know

[@yurdp]

We need as many of these as possible.

[@uVueD2b]

...and they'll have plenty of material to work with.

[@maryschroeder1533]

A worthy sequel! Big props to Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell, the writers of these sketches!

[@Rye-ce1sh]

Love these sketches. Just curious tho ... How to find out who wrote a particular sketch? Also loved the wartime correspondence skits that Mikey was in a years back. They need to make a comeback

[@ember-brandt]

@@Rye-ce1sh Yesssss! Those killed me 🤣

[@robingruling5560]

@@Rye-ce1shSeth Meyers mentioned it on his show.

[@reneemanning6760]

They held it together beautifully! We need more!

[@MoniLein-yy2ue]

Indeed. But renaming animals for food is not unique to Americans. The English were already doing that thanks to the merger of French and Old English.

[@geoffreymaher7169]

I'm a Geoff spelled that stupid way, and I could not stop laughing.

[@abbywilson5988]

My condolences 😔

[@zachquillian9834]

My name is geof

[@johnstrain240]

After "the stupid way" he could have followed with "which shall always read the name as 'Gee---off'"

[@ЛилияФёдорова-х3ъ]

I somehow always thought it's only spelled this way for a robot from Craig Ferguson show

[@PseudoNym100]

That was my most laugh out loud moment of this one. Perfect delivery

[@corcaroliacvn4094]

I started giggling from Washington's first line, "Of course," on 0:23

[@threetreasures7698]

So did I. 😂

[@BellyBeams]

Hahaha. Same.

[@ricplay7890]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@tarzlegacy9446]

It’s the pat on Keenan’s back and the abrupt walking away without answering Keenan’s relentless question that kills me😂😂😂😂.

[@Redbishop613]

And his loud sigh before ignoring the question 😂 I keep rewinding because that is comedic gold

[@lolerbates]

The way he keeps his face straight 😂

[@alvinhfranzmeier429]

@@Redbishop613

[@alvinhfranzmeier429]

@@lolerbatesin

[@alvinhfranzmeier429]

@@lolerbates

[@cerencura]

“Buy a mattress” was gold!

[@vuanhtuan3983]

can u explain that to me pls

[@kongcichan4265]

@@vuanhtuan3983 mattress deals and sales happen on presidents day. dont ask why, no one knows.

[@wwxyz7570]

President day deal

[@Cantblendthis]

You get a discount on President Day? Ahahaha ... who comes up with this stuff? lol

[@JSPainting_and_Drawing]

I was waiting on this!! Thxs

[@hnjones72]

This has officially become my favorite skit!! When I realized he was hosting... this first thing I said was I hope he does that Washington skit again. So Funny!

[@davidfeltz8697]

Fucking hilarious.

[@Davidgates_1]

Hello my friend how are you doing over there?I just saw your comment and decided to be friends with you I hope you don't mind?

[@drewtunstable9248]

Can't believe how the first grade line landed, his delivery was impeccable. I straight belly laughed.

[@CJ-oq6xs]

Favorite line for me. I remember trying to explain to friends in Europe that in the US, kindergarten is just the first year of elementary school. For them "kindergartens" are basically what we call pre-K or nursery schools, like a three-year program for toddlers to age 5 that's totally separate from elementary school. I didn't even get into why we don't just call it first grade. 😂

[@highro13]

“Stupid way with a g” 😂😂😂😂 I fell off my chair

[@hopsiepike]

Geoff can go hang out with Stephen and Jon.

[@geoffreykohl6889]

[@gurrfpv]

@@geoffreykohl6889 There there Jef...I mean Geoffery.

[@Che1ito]

Could also do Sean and Shawn

[@lefoolpokey2745]

I thought he's talking about Jif and Gif

[@Piratestickman]

I like how he says “none”, as is zero, about dozen being the only word for a number. Next level writing

[@malibumike2097]

If you want to go that way LOTS of numbers have words... Single, double, triple, solitary, pair, couple... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@RobertBrunner-b8r]

@@malibumike2097 yeah ESL teacher here showed this to a group of keen students one said, "what about score?" It took me a second..... gave him a high five.

[@CC-ql9yq]

Gross, too

[@cindyagoncillo]

@@CC-ql9yq a dozen dozen 😂

[@alexthomas3365]

Nice! I didn't catch that the first time. 😅

[@bradleybruvva3021]

I like how he looks like he’s seen the secrets to the universe, and he’s traumatized by it.

[@cleverusername9369]

He is both blessed and cursed with unbearable knowledge

[@allisonbourelle6572]

This level of humor is unmatched. Please keep this series going!!

[@recoil53]

Honestly the best live sketch in years was the first one. Sad because of how much the show has fallen off.

[@최지원-z8j]

"SNL will have recurring skits with numbers behind the titles. This one shall be called Washington's Dream 2." "When will the next skit be, sir?" "Nobody knows."

[@mike60521x]

the golfer video was epic

[@jardennis4nd]

This has to become an annual thing that that I look forward too. This is so good.

[@michaelt8680]

Nate's delivery in these is just perfect. "Buy a mattress" lol

[@markbailey17]

isn’t it the fact that his delivery is basically the opposite of perfect that makes these skits funny?

[@faith.s_mom]

@@markbailey17 Nate's delivery is the opposite of everything, which is why it's perfect.

[@tmage23]

Fun fact (well maybe just fun to me): Cow and pig were Anglo Saxon words for the animals. When the Norman invasion of England occurred, the French words "boef" and "porc" were used to refer to the meet of the animals. Those became Anglicized to "beef" and "pork"

[@9Rezerk]

Yeah. Poor people kept calling them as they always did, the court and the King only saw the animals already dead and cooked and used their French words

[@RaymondHng]

Also _mutton_ and _venison_ .

[@shnrm]

Poultry (poulet) too I think

[@mfjosh6422]

Exactly! It’s was the upper class and aristocracy who called the animals by their meat

[@bigfan2710]

@@mfjosh6422 Absolutely. Ironically the British became pretty adept at the same thing during their own colonisation

[@e2theoc]

1:50 That grunt when Kenan was waiting for a response was perfect 😂

[@ernestabrogar4658]

Why do I find that so funny?

[@michellehammer1933]

3:15 "A real American would never want to know what's in a hotdog" 😂😂😂

[@ramirezproductions0826]

True facts. No greasy food loving American wants to know what’s INSIDE of their food!!! 😂😂😂

[@sxc7566]

🌭🤔

[@kelleygreengrass]

It's on the package

[@RaymondHng]

@@kelleygreengrass The ingredients list only states beef or beef byproducts, but never exactly which part of the cow.

[@kelleygreengrass]

@@RaymondHng you get 100% beef or chicken and pork.

[@ariannabevier]

“Sir do you mean the slaves will be freed after this war?” “…After a war.” 😂😭

[@samanthaz2131]

When he said none and none is zero 😂😂😂 1:15 well done snl

[@bdmenne]

Left out “Gross” as well.

[@smartalek180]

@@bdmenne And a score. And a google. And pi. And i. And if you're a serious math nerd, e.

[@pinechild]

The first one was pure gold- and very hard to follow. This did a good job.

[@KMaddox]

Nate Bargatze needs his own television show! Watch his stand-up specials -- he is one of the funniest people on this planet.

[@faith.s_mom]

💯

[@kiropublishing]

He is going to have his own Christmas special this year.

[@faith.s_mom]

@@kiropublishing That would be awesome!!!

[@DMandtheDogs]

Nah! Sitcoms ruin comedy. Let Nate be Nate. Best comedian to come along in ages.

[@charlesschwartz307]

I can’t stop watching this. Hysterical

[@stellanam1128]

“A war “ 😂😂😂

[@op8726]

After this war? After A war...lol

[@garywalters3007]

@@op8726 dude...thats a tee shirt

[@MotherTreeNMoon]

The double pat on the shoulder and the stroll away had me screaming 😂🤣 5:09

[@randy25rhoads]

I want an entire movie of this brilliance.

[@jacquigonzalez5447]

In the tradition of Monty Python. Would see.

[@jasonmerritt1203]

These are the best sketches snl has done in years

[@stephstrawgames]

"How many other numbers will we have a word for?" "None" is a completely underrated joke because none is the other word for zero lolololol

[@terrycoolidge9511]

Seemed like a missed opportunity to bring up "score" and tie back to some football-related jokes. "So when you *score* in football you get 20 points, sir?" "What?... no... it doesn't work like that."

[@Wizardfetus]

Coulda worked a nun joke in there with the different spelling

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

@@terrycoolidge9511 GOOD one!

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

What the hell! Did I miss that joke?

[@mattbruns9311]

@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarNobody knows!

[@AFRoobitHere]

The quiet “Get out” was peak Nate!😂❤

[@17thknight]

Dude that delivery was perfect. It's so easy to be loud and yell at that point to add emphasis to the line, but the very quiet delivery made it so funny.

[@jenmitch4]

so happy to have Nate B's humor in my world. Part 3?... make it a series!

[@missoctober8859]

Nate has the perfect deadpan delivery for these skits.

[@MotherTreeNMoon]

5:09 the double pat on the shoulder and the stroll away is what I've waited all my life for😂🤣 I knew it was coming🤣

[@KathrynPrettylights]

Love love love Washington's Dreams! More, please!

[@Davidgates_1]

Hello Kathryn I would really love to be friends with you if you don't mind?

[@btsarmy0787]

The audience and I enjoyed this so much!! Bring this man back many more times to give us a Washington dream 3. I can't wait!!!!!

[@jacobstamm]

A trio of great sketches! What word will we use when there are four of something? None.

[@LydiAtheistLady]

The Washington sketches are the best. 😂 only problem is they are not long enough.

[@richarquis]

Look back on John Mulaney's ever expanding musicals (in chronological order) - Diner Lobster, Bodega Bathroom, Airport Sushi, NY Musical, and Subway Churros. The last is my favourite. (With the British "u" spelling.)

[@davidjohnson345]

“Ah, so a dozen grades.” “That’s … no.”

[@mattcgarland]

The sound Nate makes at 1:50 😮‍💨 is everything 🤣 - I can't stop watching it

[@PidgiesAirforce]

I just caught that now.. thank you because that's hilarious and totally him

[@wadavis5252]

I hit the time stamp six times, thanks for that

[@betyerpwet]

I think he was about to break and he had to stop himself.

[@stephaniehenning8676]

It gets me ever time!

[@alecsengsouriya9022]

@@betyerpwet no he had to make a sound to help avoid Kenan's question like he did on the first sketch when he asked Kenan if he asked about the temperature lol. Get me every damn time as well 😂

[@schif81]

The absolute BEST HUMOR can stay clean and make you laugh so hard! I love Nate Bargatze!!!

[@faith.s_mom]

My favorite stand-up comedian, by far these days.

[@danceviduganda1858]

"will there be part 3?" " If only it were that simple"

[@brihiggins]

It gets better each time you watch it.

[@CameronInEgyptsLand]

A looong time fan of SNL here (born in 74, I'm celebrating 50 like SNL). Through the years, at times hosts and cast have come off as pretentious or trying too hard for the laughs. I don't like saying that as a fan, but, my opinion. Nate's delivery isn't impeccable, but as other comments said, it's natural. Reminds me of Belushi a bit. People are hungry for that kind of honesty in humor, culture, politics..in general. We've been spoon-fed canned laughter and pre-packaged bullshit so long, we're choking on it. Great job, guys. Hope to see more of it. And Happy Anniversary to a show that I'm so happy I grew up on. Five decades, amazing. Can't wait to see Saturday Night! Thanks for all the memories ~ ❤

[@TracyAllenVideos]

I’m with you… Born in 65 and have watched… (sneaking to watch past my bedtime)… Since the beginning! This skit was a chock-full of goodies🤣

[@rachelkey3637]

Deadpan. Exactly what the character needs to make it funny.

[@StardewStartup]

Nate has such good comedic timing and poise! I love it!

[@timothyserabian5103]

“You mean, slaves will be freed after this war?” “…………A war…..” 😂😂😂😂😂 We need these sketches every year!

[@mike60521x]

I am glad you asked about temperature ...

[@dwaugh2215]

"A....A war? But its THIS war, right?"

[@steven2183]

slavery wasn't abolished after the civil war. the 13th amendment codifies slavery into law. It makes private ownership of slaves illegal while establishing a monopoly of slavery on behalf of the state.......in the land of the free. This country has been an ongoing farce since its inception.

[@360.Tapestry]

if he mentions a "civil" war with all the other word mutations, it would sink that boat

[@Jason.420]

These George Washington skits are all instant classics!!!

[@celloexperiment5220]

I was crying from laughter during this and felt surprisingly patriotic. ❤🇺🇸

[@corylee88]

Make America Washington Again 😅

[@sarahsteiner3820]

3:35 "everything, all of it" 😂😂😂 Nate is the goat

[@Davidgates_1]

Hello Sarah can we be friends if you don't mind??

[@AleQuag]

Please don't stop making these jewels! you're uniting the world with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@rogersockwell]

So happy to see Nate blowing up! He's got his own thing and it's so mellow but wise and cutting.

[@kaia0821]

Nobody knows….. gets me every single time. 😂😂😂😂

[@5575gb]

So happy that snl is doing comedy again, this is gold!

[@user-jw8bq1iq1j]

Awesome, please continue this skit 😊 Nate Bargatze has the best natural humor!

[@MISNM0]

Hard agree

[@gailwood4214]

Nate’s delivery is perfect. LOL on this one! Very funny.

[@deborahconway477]

I remember watching one of Nate’s first podcast and thinking this guy is hysterical. I am such a fan.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Didn’t expect a sequel to that classic Washington sketch, but I’m not complaining. Nate’s absolutely HILARIOUS comedic skills absolutely SLAYED ME!!! ONE OF THE BEST SKETCH SEQUELS EVER!!! 😂😂😂

[@19031589]

This and Papyrus 2

[@jackfranzino7887]

😂😂 I’m ready for more!

[@AWFULWORKPLACES]

We expected it tho its clearly obvious

[@PerkyGothWriter]

Agree! Just as great as the first!😆👌

[@Innerbrave]

I'm a connoisseur with too much available time, I think this one was better and they tightened up the writing in just the right certain places. Hilarious.

[@devikwolf]

I was hoping for a repeat of the Washington's Dream skit, and that it would be as good as the original. They delivered on both counts. ❤

[@spooky-spaghetti]

i absolutely love this series of sketches. nate bargatze is incredible in his deadpan performance.

[@bygraceiamsaved5088]

That was great! I can’t believe how loud I laughed at the President’s day buy a mattress joke. The writers for this sketch is next level.

[@markycypress8484]

Could you pls explain the joke for a foreigner?

[@bygraceiamsaved5088]

@@markycypress8484 In the United States, 1 of the holidays is President’s day. Instead of celebrating it for it’s true meaning, companies advertise sales and discounts and people will buy. Sadly, all of our holidays are about that.

[@markycypress8484]

@@bygraceiamsaved5088so the mattress was a random product to mention, got it! Thanks a lot for clarifying, you can understand how hilarious these sketches are to a foreigner lol. Especially the joke about the back of the dollar LOL

[@bygraceiamsaved5088]

@@markycypress8484 lol

[@marionmoore3106]

Me too!

[@AmandaRestivo]

Literally the perfect sequel!! Obsessed.

[@AmandaRestivo]

Update...watched this way too many times, and gets funnier every time

[@selvinhernandez6613]

Someone: how many times have you watched this? Me: yes.

[@MTRAdmiralty]

"Everything, all of it" had me rolling!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"Squiggles, floating eye over a pyramid" 🤣

[@emilyzahora3330]

I think the mattress bit might be my favorite part, because I’ve often questioned how buying mattresses and furniture has become linked with patriotism. The best way to honor our ancestors? Hop on over to American Mattress for an amazing deal.

[@bificommander7472]

In the Netherlands, it's the Monday after Ascension Day.

[@RaymondHng]

Or buy a pillow.

[@midnighttrain7844]

yeah what's up with that tradition?😅

[@jeffcordova9633]

@@RaymondHngi spat out my water😂😂😂😂 not a pillow 😂😂😂

[@snowmonster42]

​@@bificommander7472That is . . . Hilarious. Is there any point I asking why?

[@jimdenning5301]

These 2 GW skits are the best in YEARS. Probably some of the best of all time

[@17thknight]

Nate's absolute horror at "A dozen grades" had me rolling.

[@cleverusername9369]

That's, no. We don't use it that way

[@pludoo22]

I wasn’t expecting another one but I’m so glad they brought him back!!

[@arr383]

My very first month in this country, I had all these questions. Thank you, Wise Man!!!

[@juliannehannes11]

This country was created by the most absurd group of men who had no idea what the future was going to be like.

[@Thirteenthdi]

Repeat sketches of a hit premise aren't always funny, but this one is still great.

[@munchkin-cj1fe]

true. the only other repeated sketch that I think was as funny as the original is War of Words. Mikey Day’s facial expressions and line delivery’s were spot on😂

[@ewybean]

i liked the totino's pizza rolls ones esp when it escalated to a romance story out of the blue lol

[@GrantZabriskie]

Nate and these sketches are the best thing to ever happen to SNL. Keep it coming!

[@redgreen82]

"Well...we will have a word for 2...a couple. But when people use it, they will often mean more than 2."

[@jkta97]

Instead, we will use the word... a few. Which can mean two or three or four but never five. Then you must use a couple again. Unless it is for married people.

[@Catherinzsl]

@jkta97 We shall be free to have threesomes and foursomes. _And fivesomes or fewsomes, Sir?_ No, just - It doesn't work like that.

[@MackyPamintuan]

Oh, it’ll just be a couple minutes.” Ten minutes later…

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

​@@jkta97Scranton people know that. I'll be there in a couple, chree (3) minutes

[@MimiYuYu]

Like literally that’s the only time we literally use that word like that

[@IamCurrentlyAscending]

1:51 I don't know what that sound was. But I'm sure it has something to do with the promise of this great nation.

[@missscubajewels]

Nate is so hilarious, I wish he would come to San Diego, I would love to see him live!!!

[@mkl5448]

This needs to be a weekly sketch, too funny and endless material. The delivery and participants are perfect.

[@ManateeMentality]

“After *A* war,” is such a great punchline to end the sketch.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

They were unfortunately wrong, I guess american history before the 1860s isn't taught in high school because Vermont and New Hampshire abolished slavery in 1776-7.

[@juliannehannes11]

​@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarBut not all of America which is the point. And Vermont and New Hampshire are tiny itty bitty states and are not very well known for their diversity.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@juliannehannes11 Black people aren't exactly in love with living in the mountains it turns out. Also no no no no no, it was Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and every Northern state in 1804 including Martha Washington freeing her slaves in 1802. The real POINT is not only is that damning proof that these were good people wanting change (the first abolitionist movement was the Quakers in the 1600s.) but that there were always people to trust. Boston, infamous for being illogically racist at times during the 1970s (makes sense, as the Malcolm killings had many people up in arms and of course rumors and media spreading via television news) sent out a warning to all negro lives in 1851 or so, saying to watch out for fake policemen who were actually commissioned to bring slaves back to the south under the guise of an arrest. Genuinely worry for Boston and how they adressed the real citizens of Boston whom were negro, it was almost touching.

[@12Cooper]

Fun fact; Dollar comes from the german word thaler (thal means valley where the silver was mined for making the coins). I’m from Hungary and we also have a similar word for a specific type of coin which btw we don’t use anymore, tallér

[@hihai_TV]

The stupid way with a G, lmao

[@geoffrey9321]

😢

[@hihai_TV]

@geoffrey9321 😳😳😳😳 , stupid nate and his lame jokes.

[@hockey1freak]

damn it thats my name too

[@JeffLCoughlin]

As a J Jeff I support our first president!

[@DanSolo871]

Ever catch his Nathaniel and Nathan joke in standup? It’s a classic.

[@gregmeli951]

"So a DOZEN grades?..." "No"

[@jessetorres8738]

This is what I was taught in Elementary School: Single is 1. Couple or Pair is 2. Few or Handful is 3 to 5. Several is 6 to 11. Dozen is 12. Many is 13 or more (since our Times Tables ended at 12 times 12).

[@RaymondHng]

@@jessetorres8738 _Some_ is four.

[@Bookdragonfoodie]

@@jessetorres8738I learned: Couple = 2 Few = 3 Several = 4 Some = 5+

[@kradschutze]

"So General, a threesome would be 12 and a foursome would be 16?" "No, those we will call orgies...."

[@janschiebel4153]

@@jessetorres8738 You mean by playing heroes 3, right?

[@kalabyrum]

My all time favorite character now!😂

[@elizabethwall8063]

The writing was really clever in this sketch, and the delivery was impeccable!

[@notta3d]

I missed the first one. This was hilarious and had the pleasure to go and watch the other one. I hope there's more of these.

[@christinap-c]

The first one is in the top 10 SNL ever did! So glad you watched it tonight! 😂

[@MackyPamintuan]

The first one is much better. It’s an all-time SNL skit.

[@crawdkenny]

This is an all time great SNL skit series, up there with Wayne's world imo

[@Amoraszune]

I need many many many many more of these every once in a while.

[@s.m.7635]

The dollar one got me. Why is tht stuff on the back😂

[@jpm199]

Masonic shit

[@naturallyamused]

"Everything. All of it." 😂

[@JHolan-dw8kd]

Part of it is to differentiate from everyone else's currency, and to make it difficult to counterfeit.

[@gojosgirl6487]

"Nobody knows"

[@kellypickyplus4]

This first one was one of my favorite skits and this 2nd one didn't disappoint! So funny!

[@janay9706]

I cant stop watching both of these skits! It truly shows the hubris of mankind. 😆😆😆