Bronx Beat - Saturday Night Live

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After a long hiatus, the women are back and are talking about the TV and their husbands, and they welcome two guys from their crew. Aired 02/18/12
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[@junievideos]

"My wife got hit by a bus. You know what I'd hit? You two." and "I'm gonna slide right off my chair." did it for me.

[@RiteshPandey]

True... 😁

[@TheJodzia10]

j

[@KeithCarey33]

Very funny without being too graphic. Amy and Maya are always excellent in their role.

[@erikahernandez8745]

Meee too

[@MrAntoniorey]

I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard

[@iAmiSaid]

This is possibly the most underrated skit in all of SNL... Absolutely brilliant..

[@Julie-wr8dj]

R S Oh my freakin god. Sure do miss the days of Maya and Amy. Just watched the most current episode of SNL- it sucked the big one except for a digital short featuring Keenan. I think the new cast tries so damn hard to be relevant or speak to what’s happening in the media at this very moment instead of working on characters and writing skits/ stories.

[@iAmiSaid]

@@Julie-wr8djI do agree that Keenan is great. Maya and Amy were comedically perfect in this sketch.... KZbin has become the best medium for nostalgia... The little tube that could LOL

[@timbuege2624]

@ R S Agree 100%!

[@robwarren6729]

Totally agree - one of the best.

[@lindsays7232]

It’s honestly my favorite recurring SNL sketch ever.

[@lot-lothermosura4644]

You can tell Amy and Maya were trying to make Justin and Andy laugh

[@Ohhimark100]

SO HARD!!

[@g-a-i-l-]

Justin was hilarious. I kept saying really. Let's hear it for his fake hair and face

[@lawrencecobb2107]

Maya. Same person in good place as the judge? And Kamala?

[@tchallaokonkwo1098]

table got turned though...

[@izzy231100]

@@lawrencecobb2107 yes thats her!

[@ha00abc1234]

how can they even hold their laugh? I'm dying here

[@missnadooabolyosr]

same here omg

[@tiddlywinks6953]

This is so boring.

[@macaoron]

3:21 After Maya snorted they were trying so hard not to laugh and break character 🤣🤣

[@AT-cy7im]

Doesn’t matter how many times you watch this is still funny If it was an actual show I’d watch it

[@comalaism]

@@tiddlywinks6953 You don’t know enough English to comprehend the humor!

[@RavFlight76]

This is easily one of the SNL Golden cast periods. The comedic talent and star power that came out of this era is unmatched.

[@rickbucinell6920]

Not really

[@kyledonley9227]

While I agree with the sentiment, no it's not unmatched. Akroyd, Chase, Murray, Murphy etc. would beg to differ, then Meyers, Carvey, Spade, and Farley. All of those went on to do as much/ more than this cast. All great.

[@scottkitchingman9884]

Chris rock, Chris Farley, David spade, Adam sandler might beg to differ.

[@rje024]

@@scottkitchingman9884 , 👍 plus Mike Myers by far

[@robinlight]

Not to mention its peak in the very beginning

[@jimzahl9073]

I don't know how those two ladies manage to look motherly and predatory at the same time. Adorable.

[@fathernoon9930]

The chemistry between these 4 is incredible.

[@craiggie1628]

4 by 4? Or 4 by 5?

[@argentinakcoy3629]

@@craiggie1628 you, you, me, him, you

[@rawgab4439]

Why don't they make a movie

[@jordyalejandro36]

REALLY!!!

[@stvp68]

It’s 2020 and suddenly I’m wondering if maybe we did all die in 2012.

[@byronp2311]

Welcome to Heck. Maybe Purgatory, Hell, I dunno

[@jeffreykent5271]

It is surreal 2020

[@Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams]

That's it!

[@Kawsaki]

It was probably 2000 that did it

[@goldenstateofmind4153]

Thinking the same lol

[@christopherjohnson2474]

3:22 I love how Amy is concerned with Maya choking, but stays in character when she asks if she is all right.

[@samanthabourne4865]

I was like, no one is talking about her almost choking lmao

[@DieRoza]

Two minutes into the sketch I was already wondering how come they are not choking up for exessively chewing gum while talking, and then Maya choked

[@ivyparker5617]

Love the honesty, "...You okay?" "...Sorta."

[@markperkins7826]

"Gary ate stew beef right out of the crock pot then fell asleep on the futon in the bonus room in a cloud of his own cold medicine farts". The best line in history!

[@dianeibsen5994]

😂🎉

[@callen8908]

Hahaha! But I love him!

[@anthonylicausi3566]

If I close my eyes, I'm back listening to my Aunts solving the world's problems talking about everything and nothing all at the same time...

[@visamedic]

My Italian aunts at a reunion......in half English half Italian

[@hannahalexandra1419]

I love this comment. 😂 Wish we could hear that.

[@Coopdog-dp5eq]

Expired!

[@briansounalath]

“You need to tell that Biden that they should just open everything back up. That’ll solve it.”

[@DystopianApocalypse]

Hahaha shit Tony... 😂

[@jackee1054]

"Hurry up - get to it.....cause the dryer's buzzin...." spit out my coffee..... LOLOL

[@labretbear]

Crazy funny 😂

[@jAYROCCS1x]

personal experience huh ? lol

[@margaret6839]

"He leaves you alone, he falls asleep, you get to read your book." YES!

[@hotsportz101]

"YOU. YOU. ME. HIM. YOU."

[@gitsurfer27]

5 people im in

[@rekhaajr9509]

4 by 4

[@aleksandrazlatanovic3361]

@@gitsurfer27 Amy lost it there xD

[@gb4478]

Foah by Foah.

[@brookeelisa3003]

"4x4. You, you, me, him, you." "That's 5!!" Had my DYING

[@mariaager1924]

I’m in

[@dielaughing73]

Amy too. She completely lost it for a moment there

[@jknight413]

Amy is such a professional. She almost breaks a couple of times, but she finishes!

[@fazyt86]

That's what she said!

[@johnnyrizzo3590]

BUT she finishes! Nice!

[@HunBaneTheBest]

I don't think so. My big sister said the girl never comes.

[@benvoliothefirst]

I finished

[@GG-uj5ru]

Unlike her husband. Hurry up Colin get to it cause the dryer's buzzin

[@sterbebett]

SNL really needs these 2 girls back. But I can only dream.

[@absidd]

...and Tina, Kristen, Bill and Seth. Gawd I hate this new cast.

[@shay-leesinger6708]

Fact.

[@jAYROCCS1x]

@@absidd seth nvr been funny to me. most times i feel like he’s doin to much. that’s just me tho

[@sr.supreme5808]

It’s 2020 and Maya is back

[@debosmitadalui1998]

@@jAYROCCS1x he was one of the head writers. He only acted in some.

[@stephaniecidade6296]

"If my wife got hit by a bus you know what would I hit?YOU TWO" Andy is so damn funny 😅😅😅😅

[@ReidWalter]

"then I'm go home, and I'm put my phone on vibrate, and I'm sit on it, and calling myself over and over again"

[@etc.4903]

It's better if you just set a timer and when it runs out you just don't stop it.

[@JF-NYC-NJ-Girl]

@@etc.4903😂😂😂😂

[@Ttoby89]

So awesome. Maya and Amy kill it every time, and Andy and Justin were hilarious guests.

[@Bird-nx5ef]

They really do

[@mattier.9095]

“You’re not Phil Collins, Success is not in the air tonight.”

[@ellystripes]

Their rhythm and timing is sublime. I love the Bronx Beat sketches.

[@elizabethmok554]

“It’s 2012, we’re all gonna die anyways.” it’s 2020 and I-

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

glad to see people are still seeing this skit 😂 i keep coming back to this series

[@annanyajohari555]

we’re all gonna die anyways

[@user-ws5li8dz9h]

Madihah Zulkifli haha nothing else to do

[@awesomekiller5016]

@@user-ws5li8dz9h except those two lmao

[@beatriceezeani1097]

... and I ooop😥😅

[@maloweuk]

Love it everytime Maya cries about her husband but this one is the best! COS I LUV HIM!

[@CoachHeyward]

“Nevah takes his eyes off me!”

[@UVjoint]

"He gave me my fo-ah children!"

[@veroe.7827]

"Luke, I am your wife and I am a mess" lol

[@manakin5]

That rapid-fire delivery was just awesome. Everyone.

[@wilmamccritty5200]

It’s the way everyone is chewing gum for me lolll. Hilarious

[@MassimoCerreto]

Andy and Justin are brilliant together. They should have their own show. I'd totally watch it.

[@jordyalejandro36]

I know right!!!!

[@christopherbardier770]

“I’m going to slide off my chair” best line in SNL history.

[@derrickcannon7025]

That’s why I’m here 🤐🙃😻

[@monicamarks8692]

"Jodi, I'm gonna slide right off this chair!" XD

[@Arbee1000]

My favorite part is when Amy cracks up at Maya saying “Five people? I’m in.”

[@sixoclock4436]

I love how expressionless they look.

[@presssack]

During almost all the skits, I think if I were an actor there I could refrain from breaking character, but man, I am impressed how Timberlake keeps it cool during their nonsense talk :D hilarious

[@vampiraJ]

I feel Justin Timberlake could be a really great actor if he wanted.

[@KeithCarey33]

Chomping the gum. Better than booze.

[@hotfudgecake]

That's what made this great lol Maya and Amy go off , camera pans to the guys ,and theyre just staring, stone faced, chomping gum in unison 😆

[@ajaiy]

@@vampiraJ he’s been in multiple movies already love.

[@garboil]

When you can write a skit that has a great premise, but weak legs - but it doesn’t matter because the four actors you have in the scene are simply brilliant.

[@kallen868]

I was thing the same!

[@leadspot]

justin and andy played it so straight is just incredible to watch, loved it

[@Ablasuena]

Omg, I think I have just found my all time favourite SNL sketch! They're all so fluid, so natural with these characters, I would watch it over and over. Ummm... I think I will! Thanks SNL

[@martinborsky9532]

I would watch Bronx Beat as a standalone show!😍

[@lindam156]

Andy Samberg is gorgeous as hell

[@valeriemoore1437]

Linda M amen

[@Ishani_Bhardwaj]

No doubt no doubt no doubt

[@Sa3Dushh]

@@jackdavids2723 are you jealous girls find him Cute ? YOU CREEPY Hater 🖕🏿

[@bo2720]

Gorgeous no cute and attractive for sure

[@lindam156]

Jack Davids buuuuut he has “berg” in his name and I just called him gorgeous so🤷🏾‍♀️

[@emilyryan8395]

7:34 amy gets straight back into character with that weird head move haha

[@niklashansen5432]

Nice catch.

[@dalyand5944]

What a professional. I live for these two.

[@AiNEntertainment101]

...but she was still fightin' with that smile for a few seconds. 🤣🤣🤣

[@deannadurben1117]

Ooh yes

[@masterchain3335]

The barely-restrained look on Justin's face the entire time is priceless.

[@arydavila7652]

when you flirt with a guy bc your bored and then they play along like ohh shit.... eject eject eject lmao

[@topbackpodcast2615]

Andy and Justin have undeniable chemistry

[@GlennDavey]

They brought structured improv to an international audience and it's incredible how enduring the format is

[@vampiraJ]

“Somebody struck a match and lit my pilot light.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@laraatienza6454]

Why did I find Andy so hot in this skit...haha..especially when he said.."You know what I'll hit...You Two" 🤣🤣🤣 The accent is gold 👌🏽

[@AmorphisBob]

It's so weird seeing Justin and Andy without the shiny suits

[@adamapogchamp3867]

Justin looking fresh

[@dielaughing73]

Talking it up!

[@sonnyannflores2705]

Hot Andy is my fave kind of Andy

[@kbitchkal8765]

That's how brilliant Maya and Amy are that for the first four minutes they could carry this sketch by themselves and it was so funny and the sketch just had to run for extra four mins because it was so good

[@nicoles_handle]

andy samberg is the epitome of beauty

[@katc5051]

This is the best Bronx Beat, hands down.

[@christophermichael5764]

Without question!

[@sarahbridges8199]

A couple of stereo phonic foxes! It's amazing how they never break character. Get the feeling a lot of it was improv. They need to bring this back!

[@_letstartariot]

I could listen to those 2 women talk for hours.

[@LizaMohanty]

Awesome timing of jodi and betty.. they do comedy way better than some of the overhyped movie stars

[@lizzfrmhon]

I never laughed so hard at an SNL skit

[@drummerelle]

+lizzfrmhon GOLD

[@paintur68]

+lizzfrmhon Vincent Price Christmas special? The Californians?

[@mayflower7811]

IKR Amy, Maya, Andy, and JT this was back when #SNL was still good

[@kareemabdelhakam3640]

May Flower Yo, Kate Mckinnon

[@mindy56374]

This might be my fave SNL sketch ever. You couldn't script what Amy and Maya do with these characters and then bringing male versions of them in....? Just priceless.

[@johnlevan4116]

Absolutely hilarious, the nonstop banter and then the look on guy's faces. One of the best SNL skits ever.

[@romyv0211]

Pleassseee bring this sketch back! This is golden.

[@neurofire]

Man those jokes are 6 years old and they still kill! (July 2019) The vibrating phone gag - insanely funny.

[@haleymarie16]

Andy look so young and cute!

[@jameslarimer9211]

This sketch is the result of a lot of fantastic qualities coming together, but for me the funniest bit by far is Justin's expressionless face while he chews gum as the hosts flirt with him.

[@emilyreplogle]

JT sweaty face is hysterical. This is skit is SOOOO undervalued!! No disrespect

[@annajolie228]

Maya's cards were upside down the whole time haha

[@briansounalath]

Poehler nails this! Her resting New York face and the abrasive forward energy. Oscar to her.

[@oliviakaye6275]

“Then I’m gonna go home, imma put my phone on vibrate, I’m gonna seat on it, I’m gonna call my cellphone over and over” - me when I see Andy Samberg

[@TalkToSamson]

“Oops we found a cat skeleton.” Lmfao! 😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[@chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl]

Andy's hair looks great.

[@jurrasicpig2426]

"put your boom in my hand and it will look bigger", how can anyone hold it?!

[@flagal519]

These gals were absolutely brilliant.....what a skit! PRICELESS.

[@myeahonline]

JT has really good comedic timing, really up there with these SNL classics

[@nemastique409]

loved him in the bee gees skits too

[@brentj.peterson6070]

This is THE funniest Bronx Beat. Both ladies fighting hard not to laugh. Hilarious!

[@etaggie09]

Dear God, this is absolute insanity. I can’t imagine having to be in this sketch without absolutely losing it.

[@21centdregs]

i've watched a lot of snl, the bronx beat is for sure the most consistently funny sketch in the modern era, maybe ever.

[@balazsbarabas3514]

Luke, I am your wife and I am a mess.

[@MrTommieadamsphoto]

I could watch this over and over. Lol. Classic

[@renzo6490]

I watch this about once a day... picks me right up !

[@TerritorialPissings4]

I just about clapped like a seal when Amy said ‘success is not in the air tonight!’

[@Lux_bxdiee]

What i find hilarious is that amy and maya just talk annoyingly non stop strangely while justin and Andy are just sitting there chewing gum with absolutely 0% emotions 😂

[@claricecrisostomo7379]

“TMI - Too Much Ick!” “Success is not in the air tonight”

[@shroomiverse]

I’m gonna go home, put my phone on vibrate, sit on it and call myself over and over again 😆

[@dadgarage7966]

Agreed. This the best Bronx Beat ever; Betty and Jodi meet their match.

[@PjPerez]

1. I almost choked holding in my laughs during the entire second half of this sketch. 2. Justin's Bronx accent is really good??

[@bash8257]

Accent straight on!

[@lostlashes6283]

JT: 4 by 4. 4 by 4. You, you, him, me, and you. AP: 5! That's 5. MR: 5 people? I'm in! [Amy bursts into laughter] Holy crap, I love it when characters break, especially Amy. If she breaks, it's some funny shit.

[@gayugovind]

How are they not breaking (or jumping samberg and timberlake)?!! bloody brilliant. Poehler almost made it till 7:31 lol

[@xavierabii548]

Can we all acknowledge how badass JT and Andy were for not breaking? That was crazy 😂😂😂

[@bostonbean]

I wish this was a real talk show. They are hysterical!!!

[@N1ghtFlower]

Oh my god can't fucking breath! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. This is by far one of my favorite sketches. I just adore how Amy kinda loses it at the ''4 by 4'' thing :) This two have a great chemistry together.

[@amybelote2922]

I love this cast. So much talent. And Justin Timberlake always does so well when he's on the show. He is hilarious

[@nbadude44]

I love how Andy is basically doing his Mark Wahlberg "Say hi to your mother for me"

[@jmeaster1]

OMG I busted out laughing at “Hoarders should be called Oops I found that cat skeleton”😂

[@ellygelly9080]

Damn samberg looks pretty cute here

[@CrAzYcHiNaChInK1]

He's been cute for like EVER

[@sonnylockwood7098]

Is he not always?

[@Feintgames]

Wow, this is a perfect sketch. Even the timing by the director on the reaction shots and holding on the reaction while the crew continued. That's some great comic timing by everyone.

[@danielhague734]

Timberlake and Sandburg are beasts for not breaking omg.

[@studydanielle5762]

7:18 amy's "four-by-four? what does that **voicebreaks** even mean~?" was so cute;-; then here comes the vibrator part HSHAHSHAHAHA

[@AJafterhourz]

“Ooh La La Jodie, I’m gonna slide right off this chair” 😂

[@doctorsangeeth]

Sensational timing of the dialogues. Wow. Brilliant performance. Timeless work

[@benfranklincatappleshark]

How is this not more well known? This is so well performed, beginning to end. No awkward pauses. Full committment. Great writing.

[@michaelsoldierworks1]

It was impossible to find online for a long time!

[@RaiceGeriko]

"Smoke a doobie-spliff with your hip-hop boy-toy."

[@snehadas210]

All these years and I still love Bronx Beat😂😂

[@rebeccajuarez7848]

The girls almost broke character a couple times but wow they recovered beautifully lol

[@theladykay8583]

"We're gonna go to Panera Bread and talk about you."🤣🤣🤣

[@DRMegaone]

Honestly this is the funniest skit I’ve ever seen on SNL. A whole 8 minutes of hilarity!! Wow they are good !!!