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Saturday Night Live

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@faizans4537
@faizans4537 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m mad patient” 30 seconds later “IM TIRED OF WAITING ON YOU”
@christopherayettey4390
@christopherayettey4390 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@BMF604
@BMF604 4 жыл бұрын
Faizan Shamsi lmfaoooooooooooooo
@InstiGator805
@InstiGator805 4 жыл бұрын
HURRY UP BITCH!
@LisaBrock5883
@LisaBrock5883 4 жыл бұрын
Motherhood
@RagnarokMic
@RagnarokMic 4 жыл бұрын
Like he said, he was MAD patient, he’ll wait, but it makes him angry.
@tristanbruning8162
@tristanbruning8162 6 жыл бұрын
“I’m mad patient” and “no my brother”
@KrAyOnS1
@KrAyOnS1 5 жыл бұрын
I feel lucky for you
@shabbii296
@shabbii296 5 жыл бұрын
NO MY BROTHER 😭😭
@armybros8379
@armybros8379 5 жыл бұрын
“Nah i Wana go second”
@Simplequestionsihave
@Simplequestionsihave 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@nightgodd7865
@nightgodd7865 5 жыл бұрын
im one of you guys
@jamesonbornholdt7302
@jamesonbornholdt7302 5 жыл бұрын
when Kenan says "Brother" with a hard 'R'
@corpsiecorpsie_the_original
@corpsiecorpsie_the_original 4 жыл бұрын
I came here to make that comment 🤣
@wesleypadgett2297
@wesleypadgett2297 4 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@BMF604
@BMF604 4 жыл бұрын
Looooooooolll
@para-yw9dn
@para-yw9dn 4 жыл бұрын
LMFOAOOO
@BluMartian
@BluMartian 4 жыл бұрын
That hard 'R' will get you every time lol
@bobbojojo
@bobbojojo 6 жыл бұрын
He said “No, my brother!” HAHA 😂😂😂 the way he said it lmfao
@tonywasikhongo7510
@tonywasikhongo7510 5 жыл бұрын
He said it with a white voice
@phillycheese9434
@phillycheese9434 5 жыл бұрын
nickbootyface white voice? Really.. smh
@tonywasikhongo7510
@tonywasikhongo7510 5 жыл бұрын
@@phillycheese9434 well black folks and white folks talk very different. If u didn't know that now u do
@alexmaurice4274
@alexmaurice4274 5 жыл бұрын
The whitest possible voice😂😂
@elliot20201
@elliot20201 5 жыл бұрын
@@tonywasikhongo7510 Not always true, you can't generalize like that. I've met white people that talked "black" and black people that talked "white". It's partially about where you grew up and also where you ended up going/what you're doing as an adult :)
@Raygun34
@Raygun34 6 жыл бұрын
Everybody's a suspect when I go to the ATM
@DarthFurie
@DarthFurie 6 жыл бұрын
Raygun34 same lmao
@0817sweetstacy
@0817sweetstacy 6 жыл бұрын
Raygun34 that's right! It could be an older, very well dressed white woman. I don't judge but I don't trust ANY Stranger!
@LesleyCanterbury22
@LesleyCanterbury22 6 жыл бұрын
Yep!!
@damnmuggle
@damnmuggle 6 жыл бұрын
A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice stfu
@joegreen4333
@joegreen4333 6 жыл бұрын
Raygun34 same here.
@hornedlobster
@hornedlobster 4 жыл бұрын
That was the whitest "no my brother" ive ever heard in my life.
@artshop8732
@artshop8732 4 жыл бұрын
100th like, U welcome
@hornedlobster
@hornedlobster 4 жыл бұрын
@@artshop8732 u the real mvp
@artshop8732
@artshop8732 4 жыл бұрын
Thx
@PEACEOUTPAT
@PEACEOUTPAT 3 жыл бұрын
yeah I be quoting that forever
@vic80895
@vic80895 3 жыл бұрын
bro that shit had me in tearssssss
@grinehard7
@grinehard7 6 жыл бұрын
"No, my brother." Lol
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 6 жыл бұрын
That "R" was hard! LOL!
@unknowngamer345
@unknowngamer345 6 жыл бұрын
Lol this is miraculous, you must an amazing sense of humor. Hahahahhaah lol it's amazing you feel this way
@iistyleszii
@iistyleszii 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@crispy6311
@crispy6311 6 жыл бұрын
yea, really surprised that part didn't get more laughs than it did from the audience.
@mc3313
@mc3313 6 жыл бұрын
You know he ain't hip
@LadyDecibelle
@LadyDecibelle 4 жыл бұрын
Kate McKinnon was so close to playing a normal character.
@mitchelpaulus4078
@mitchelpaulus4078 4 жыл бұрын
Normalize sex workers
@obi_oma
@obi_oma 4 жыл бұрын
Hm.
@tristenlee6303
@tristenlee6303 4 жыл бұрын
Hm.
@ashaimoreno3716
@ashaimoreno3716 4 жыл бұрын
Hm
@НатовскийШпион
@НатовскийШпион 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm... Hmmmmmm... Hmmmmmmm...
@rumarahim4384
@rumarahim4384 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed soo hard at Kenan’s face when he saw the other black guys come in 😂😂😂😂
@roronoa3243
@roronoa3243 4 жыл бұрын
Even black people are afraid of black people 😂🤣
@torridd
@torridd 4 жыл бұрын
And what's ironic if he wouldn't have been arguing with the other guy he would have finished before the others came in.
@nikofernadez2808
@nikofernadez2808 2 жыл бұрын
@ are you sure my bro
@rumarahim4384
@rumarahim4384 2 жыл бұрын
@ omgosh shat the heck up! Dont u dare talk to me!
@SS-gh6jy
@SS-gh6jy 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@PONYBOYonline
@PONYBOYonline 6 жыл бұрын
Kenan is 40 years old, but he will forever look like a goofy 20 year old.
@LemonToGo
@LemonToGo 4 жыл бұрын
I love that this post was left uncommented for 2 years.
@mohammadhanzala1801
@mohammadhanzala1801 4 жыл бұрын
Whatttt!! He is 40? I thought he is 25-30 damn
@don.machin
@don.machin 4 жыл бұрын
He looklike 23 wut?
@savannahthomas5953
@savannahthomas5953 4 жыл бұрын
HE’S NOT 20!!!!!
@flipingboredcritic
@flipingboredcritic 4 жыл бұрын
Dude does not age he’s still looks like a twenty something! Right?!
@jesykahashope
@jesykahashope 6 жыл бұрын
This went in so many directions I did not predict 😂😂😂😂😂
@mojojoji5493
@mojojoji5493 5 жыл бұрын
jesykahope me too hahahahahahahaha my imagine was so off I too could not predict hahahahahahaha
@晏然
@晏然 5 жыл бұрын
Yea there are a lota genius writings in a short comedy sketch.
@disappointment8094
@disappointment8094 3 жыл бұрын
I predicted it as the white guy was leaving, but I wasn’t sure if they were going to follow that route.
@therealrokon
@therealrokon 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about the "no my brother" 🤣 that's probably one of Kenan's funniest line deliveries ever.
@jamo3976
@jamo3976 Жыл бұрын
He def spent some time practicing that
@tlotus3032
@tlotus3032 6 жыл бұрын
No my brotherer.
@saucemandela7747
@saucemandela7747 6 жыл бұрын
Tlotus dat is not de way
@DeeSlimVision
@DeeSlimVision 6 жыл бұрын
That shit was funny af
@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3
@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 6 жыл бұрын
Fix ur spelling idiot
@peepthis6458
@peepthis6458 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 He spelled it like it sounded, You low I.Q IDIOT.
@peepthis6458
@peepthis6458 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 oh and it's *Your* not "ur", you remedial piece of shit.
@goe5
@goe5 6 жыл бұрын
“Why didn’t you guys jump the white boy? I woulda helped you guys!” Hahahaha best line ever xD
@sithsoldier98
@sithsoldier98 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Faho0odywBas1
@Faho0odywBas1 5 жыл бұрын
Which means he is racist
@TheZasu123
@TheZasu123 5 жыл бұрын
@@andershwang2376 dont use words if you dont know what they mean
@clarkvilardebo4498
@clarkvilardebo4498 5 жыл бұрын
@calo10able ok snowflake
@TheZasu123
@TheZasu123 5 жыл бұрын
@@andershwang2376 I meant the way you used the word sarcasm
@user-sj1ni7zr1z
@user-sj1ni7zr1z 4 жыл бұрын
1. Keenan slipping 2. Shaky hand at the ATM 3. “No my brotheR” Legendary sketch!
@mr.awesome8021
@mr.awesome8021 3 жыл бұрын
The slip was genius
@johnnykwon3999
@johnnykwon3999 2 жыл бұрын
that capitalized R on brotheR is genius btw
@NazriB
@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? DBS SGD Nurofen
@ivervj2923
@ivervj2923 2 жыл бұрын
Are you crying... 🤣
@charlesbronson2926
@charlesbronson2926 2 жыл бұрын
He used the hard R
@letsgonow1210
@letsgonow1210 6 жыл бұрын
Yo, hold that door man Oh my good lord, please don't Hahaha
@VeeKayDanceManiac
@VeeKayDanceManiac 6 жыл бұрын
letsgonow1210 lmao 😂🤣 oh my gosh that was hilarious! 😂
@theofficialoni8321
@theofficialoni8321 5 жыл бұрын
It's not racist if you're suspicious of every single person on earth when you're at ATM I Know i am
@ammaryusufali353
@ammaryusufali353 4 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@Quintusblake
@Quintusblake 4 жыл бұрын
Stray cat wonders in while I’m at the ATM. Me: Nah you can go first.
@jamalwoods9649
@jamalwoods9649 4 жыл бұрын
What if it's a hot chick?
@OK-yy6qz
@OK-yy6qz 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamalwoods9649 2 Reasons for her to Go first
@watersbey25
@watersbey25 4 жыл бұрын
True guess the 45 year old SNL writer had his head up his ass again.
@dantegood2195
@dantegood2195 4 жыл бұрын
This is such a brilliant, multidimensional skit. It touched on so many deep issues in just 4 minutes, and it was hilarious every step. Goat sketch
@CalebTheSchmuck
@CalebTheSchmuck 4 жыл бұрын
Dante Goodman. Im sorry but i fail to see anything deep about this. It was just a funny skit. For christ sake it literally contradicts a powerful message about learning to not be racist by making a stereotypical group of black people immediately mug the other black man. And then the end where the woman turns out to be a prostitute!? I fail to see how you could think any of these are deep messages holding mirrors to our society
@Chatedh
@Chatedh 4 жыл бұрын
@@CalebTheSchmuck Well for one, the fact that kenan's charcter was quick to see the racism in other guys, but not on himself, and how hen faced with the problem, he took the same actions as the white guy. Now, it isn't amazingly deep. but has enough layers.
@CalebTheSchmuck
@CalebTheSchmuck 4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Rüth, so black people being racist to black people. Thats the DEEEEEEP message? Thats the problem with society? Nice to know.
@Chatedh
@Chatedh 4 жыл бұрын
@@CalebTheSchmuck Did I say it was the problem with society? In my opinion the sketch isn''t amazingly deep, but has enough layers for a comedy sketch. No need to be so overly dramatic.
@CalebTheSchmuck
@CalebTheSchmuck 4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Rüth ooooooooor, its just a comedy sketch. That could also be the case
@TabsT-vy5jy
@TabsT-vy5jy 6 жыл бұрын
The ATM is the real thief. Charging you for every transaction.
@elemental9039
@elemental9039 5 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@jaidevphadke9293
@jaidevphadke9293 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@Faho0odywBas1
@Faho0odywBas1 5 жыл бұрын
Not in my country
@TheRougeSky
@TheRougeSky 5 жыл бұрын
Mine doesn't then again I only use my Bank's ATMs instead of the generic ones, the latters definitely charge folks a transfer fee since its effectively acting as a middle person for your bank. However your bank's ATM shouldn't be charging you any thing for a transaction and if they are it might be time to find a new bank.
@AliShuktu
@AliShuktu 5 жыл бұрын
@@Faho0odywBas1 UAE?
@tharrison202
@tharrison202 6 жыл бұрын
The scary music, I composed that! Thank you so much SNL for using my music, I am honored! I love the sketch, very funny! :)
@justinbel68
@justinbel68 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Harrison Are you actually telling the truth?
@labounti
@labounti 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinbel68 Looking at his channel yes, indeed yes.
@quackin9
@quackin9 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Harrison Awesome man
@lyunardo
@lyunardo 4 жыл бұрын
Great Tom, but what we really want to know is how you'd act if Keenan Thompson was behind you at the ATM?
@bratantm9385
@bratantm9385 4 жыл бұрын
Wholesome
@reece8611
@reece8611 3 жыл бұрын
“Why you ain’t just rob the white boy I woulda helped you guys” 😭😭😭
@sevendaysaweek2622
@sevendaysaweek2622 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he say boy wasn’t the guy a man
@markiven494
@markiven494 3 жыл бұрын
@@sevendaysaweek2622 Boy is funnier ig
@MP-in4or
@MP-in4or 7 ай бұрын
So true. Funny how blacks only care about skin color, not principle. I am another person's brother, not because I look like them, but because we share the same values and principles. Truly pathetic how people only care about someone just because they look like them. Oh wait, we call that racism. Oh right. Blacks and liberals are allowed to change the rules based on how they "feel." Not reality.
@LordOfElderon
@LordOfElderon 6 ай бұрын
@@sevendaysaweek2622 its a demeaning tactic because whites arent willing to die in any given situation
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 5 ай бұрын
@@markiven494 That's racist
@Kayla-cee
@Kayla-cee 6 жыл бұрын
Kenan had me in t e a r s
@0817sweetstacy
@0817sweetstacy 6 жыл бұрын
Kayla I love kenan.
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!😂😂😂😂
@fakename9965
@fakename9965 6 жыл бұрын
My brother 😂
@callmeviper7723
@callmeviper7723 6 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s not Kenan lol that’s the younger brother from That’s So Raven
@davidpadilla8916
@davidpadilla8916 6 жыл бұрын
Idk what changed but snl is finally writing good shit for kenan. When he first came on the cast i was excited but then a little disappointed in his roles but it's gotten much better.
@D4rkC1own187v2
@D4rkC1own187v2 6 жыл бұрын
This sketch has a key and peele vibe to it
@daverell640
@daverell640 6 жыл бұрын
D4rkC1own187v2 i miss that shit, watch this to replace that
@RobertJustin
@RobertJustin 6 жыл бұрын
Yes it does
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 6 жыл бұрын
D4rkC1own187v2 or Dave Chappelle
@TheAustinGuy
@TheAustinGuy 6 жыл бұрын
D4rkC1own187v2 they could never write something this good.
@j.poodlefriends7400
@j.poodlefriends7400 6 жыл бұрын
D4rkC1own187v2 I dig the channel, got a sub from me. Feel free to follow me back if you dig what I'm doing!!
@alexxx4434
@alexxx4434 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Rockwell is underappreciated great actor. Absolutely nailed his role in this.
@antekkk
@antekkk 4 жыл бұрын
how is he underappreciated? Do you know what that word means? Dude has won an oscar and has been nominated 2 years in a row. dumbass
@yogurtspit2611
@yogurtspit2611 4 жыл бұрын
@@antekkk chillax
@katepenniman382
@katepenniman382 4 жыл бұрын
@@antekkk that doesn't mean anything. most people have never even heard of him: that's what underappreciation is too
@antekkk
@antekkk 4 жыл бұрын
@@katepenniman382 did you take a poll or survey or what? It looks to me like you are just pulling this "most people haven't heard of him" shit completely out of your ass.
@dylaninpieces2
@dylaninpieces2 4 жыл бұрын
Kenan Thompson also nailed his role in this sketch.
@josephdandrea8915
@josephdandrea8915 6 жыл бұрын
Kenan looks like he never ages
@sebastianmaregatti
@sebastianmaregatti 5 жыл бұрын
Joseph D’Andrea black don’t crack
@carmeloangel3717
@carmeloangel3717 5 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianmaregatti yeah not the drug
5 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianmaregatti but they will rob and attack.
@sciencenerd777
@sciencenerd777 5 жыл бұрын
@ Not all, like not all white boys are school shooters.
@yeetthatmolotov
@yeetthatmolotov 5 жыл бұрын
Because he doesn't
@YAMISOOLD2009
@YAMISOOLD2009 6 жыл бұрын
This had layers. Well done!
@agostov.4508
@agostov.4508 6 жыл бұрын
@Tshark Nado SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
@JamesTheFoxeArt
@JamesTheFoxeArt 5 жыл бұрын
Skits have layers. They stink? Yes, no.
@troubleman8430
@troubleman8430 5 жыл бұрын
@Jerome Duffy like history has taught us noy to trust a lazy white man with lots of land
@troubleman8430
@troubleman8430 5 жыл бұрын
@calo10able well with an evil soul wouldnt excpect them too
@Klaaism
@Klaaism 5 жыл бұрын
@@JamesTheFoxeArt Oh like onions.
@matp8454
@matp8454 4 жыл бұрын
When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.
@trystan2956
@trystan2956 4 жыл бұрын
*pulls out knife* "If you know what's good for you, you'd give me your money sonny" *drops knife from shaking*
@blackviking2079
@blackviking2079 4 жыл бұрын
i just go to the drive thru
@AliShuktu
@AliShuktu 4 жыл бұрын
I look so suspicious that even thiefs are not comfortable to stand next me. P.S.: never been robed on streets ever.
@AliShuktu
@AliShuktu 4 жыл бұрын
@tOwOxic No! Newer!
@innertubez
@innertubez 4 жыл бұрын
She might crack you with her cane, you never know.
@SadhanHansda
@SadhanHansda 5 жыл бұрын
A movie told in just 3 minutes and 55 seconds. Genius..
@chrispietrzak7584
@chrispietrzak7584 4 жыл бұрын
3:56!
@stephlash6478
@stephlash6478 4 жыл бұрын
When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.
@CBill-kn7zb
@CBill-kn7zb 6 жыл бұрын
No kissing!! That's the rule !!! Y'all killing me 😭😭😭👌🏾
@brandonwei2430
@brandonwei2430 6 жыл бұрын
C4000 Bill unless you're Gal Gadot
@DaveH82
@DaveH82 6 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Wei That's part b of that rule.
@jemms_lynne_0.2
@jemms_lynne_0.2 6 жыл бұрын
C4000 Bill !?... Hahahahaha teeheeteehee Yes That's The Rule😄!..
@jrg305
@jrg305 6 жыл бұрын
Guys on Grindr don't kiss as much either...but you don't have to pay most of em
@agonleed3841
@agonleed3841 6 жыл бұрын
Elaina M hey. I agree with you. If we're serious. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT If we're just talking....stop paying for whores. Cause people are free as long as you can talk. So done, somewhere will be willing. Promise And if we're in the middle ground....NOT paying for whores will lead to lack of business, which will lead to less reason to create a business, which will lead to less reason to kidnap and rape and all that other shit that creates trafficking. All reasons to NOT pay for sex. At least in the "I'm a john" sense
@thomasduncan4074
@thomasduncan4074 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel uncomfortable going to the ATM when anybody’s standing behind me. Period.
@spe.z.artist
@spe.z.artist 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Duncan It makes me uncomfortable standing behind someone waiting to use the atm
@sanacole1543
@sanacole1543 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, I just change my mind& try to inconspicuously walk briskly bk to my car.
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why I only use drive thru atm's
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 4 жыл бұрын
@@spe.z.artist Well then maybe you should get their first next time.
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 4 жыл бұрын
Eh. Depends on where I am. If it's a well-lit area with witnesses around I have no fear, but yeah you ain't gonna catch me using any of those back alley ATMs.
@D123-f9k
@D123-f9k 6 жыл бұрын
I'm suspicious of anyone too close to me at the ATM
@netkosent1620
@netkosent1620 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not. If someone robs me they'll be just as disappointed as I am in myself. :D
@sebastianmaregatti
@sebastianmaregatti 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve used the atm during the daytime and it was full of people and I still was terrified
@abab7025
@abab7025 4 жыл бұрын
And I just turn into combat ready mode
@alfokenny211
@alfokenny211 6 жыл бұрын
2:13 Kenan's tone of voice and facial expression is honestly my favorite part of this entire skit.
@TeslaChad
@TeslaChad 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a patient man” *immediately becomes incredibly impatient*
@kokroucz
@kokroucz 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m mad patient” 2:26
@mrjayd02
@mrjayd02 5 жыл бұрын
"No my brother"... I'm crying
@rashb3994
@rashb3994 6 жыл бұрын
"No, I want to go second, I'm mad patient!" Man this new guy is so good. Keenan - "No my brother." Sounding like kermit the frog.
@livshoemaker1385
@livshoemaker1385 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Redd
@UnwovenSleeve
@UnwovenSleeve 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m mad patient” “Hurry up”
@johnnyk617
@johnnyk617 6 жыл бұрын
“No I wanna go second, I’m mad patient” lmaooo dead
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 4 жыл бұрын
You guys can go ahead lol
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 4 жыл бұрын
Scared voice you guys can go ahead lol
@lindanakopia11
@lindanakopia11 6 жыл бұрын
The way Keenan slipped just made me cry 😂
@neuroling
@neuroling 4 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 This sh*t is so good. "I wanna go second. I'm mad patient." "No my brother."
@oliviamadden9579
@oliviamadden9579 6 жыл бұрын
No my brotheR
@NotDrewTube
@NotDrewTube 5 жыл бұрын
Olivia Madden he used a hard r
@JesusBaldemar
@JesusBaldemar 6 жыл бұрын
When he said: why didn't you just robbed the white boy?. I was expecting them to say: cuz we ain't racist!
@panthor109thabest7
@panthor109thabest7 6 жыл бұрын
Young rockefeller racism is prejudice
@UltraBebo
@UltraBebo 6 жыл бұрын
That would've been a good add-in
@AnneliesvanOverbeek
@AnneliesvanOverbeek 6 жыл бұрын
Young rockefeller the definition of racism is prejudice against someone because of their race, so yes racism against white people is possible.
@kevincrosby6270
@kevincrosby6270 6 жыл бұрын
+TruthSeeker08 you are the most racist people on this planet. if i was to hate all white people there would be none of you left.
@justinparker7902
@justinparker7902 6 жыл бұрын
We can be racist, bit we don't have the power to force those views
@unknownguy2092
@unknownguy2092 4 жыл бұрын
3:24 "why didnt u just rob the white boy? i would have helped u guys."😂😂
@KevinMartinez-xk4es
@KevinMartinez-xk4es 6 жыл бұрын
Loved how the twist in the end tied to the whole theme of the segment: Looks can be deceiving.
@kbitchkal8765
@kbitchkal8765 6 жыл бұрын
Should of taken it anyway 😂 "Im mad Patient" that line bangs😂
@angie2591
@angie2591 6 жыл бұрын
Kbitch Kal I'm lucky FOR you
@mar2d258
@mar2d258 5 жыл бұрын
it's should have. not should of. I think people get confused because of the common use of the contraction should've.
@balex6135
@balex6135 10 ай бұрын
“I wanna go second, I’m MAD patient” was the perfect delivery
@noagbogudki7766
@noagbogudki7766 6 жыл бұрын
I’m mad patient
@Shotleejoe
@Shotleejoe 6 жыл бұрын
Noag Bogudki I died
@angie2591
@angie2591 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I died tooo!
@wallstreetbailey4425
@wallstreetbailey4425 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as he later yells for him to hurry up to be robbed by him and his crew. 😂
@junodisarapong6635
@junodisarapong6635 5 жыл бұрын
@@wallstreetbailey4425 "I'm mad patient." A few seconds later.. Hurry up bitch! Whats taking so long? Im tired of waiting on you!
@KuroGordon
@KuroGordon 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Redd has taken over SNL. The guy is awesome. The best signing in a couple of years.
@jamesnorthrop1902
@jamesnorthrop1902 6 жыл бұрын
You see him on Disjointed on Netflix? He and that girl are the only part worth watching
@soph7480
@soph7480 6 жыл бұрын
I watched him do stand up about a week ago and he was fucking hilarious. He's got the greatest energy. Had the entire room dying.
@michaelr3583
@michaelr3583 6 жыл бұрын
He just needs a consistent character. But he killed me in pop star
@bilybastrd
@bilybastrd 5 жыл бұрын
"I wanna go home" cracks me up every time
@paintpink7300
@paintpink7300 6 жыл бұрын
Super intelligent and provocative sketch. I loved the twist at the end.
@jobrodemisemiselena
@jobrodemisemiselena 6 жыл бұрын
He said "I'm mad patient."
@mkeptrangli
@mkeptrangli 3 жыл бұрын
This is Chappelle’s Show level humor right here. Hilarious 😂
@sha11235
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
I thought the white guy was going to pretend to leave and then rob the black guy.
@dilladawg4
@dilladawg4 6 жыл бұрын
sha11235 i thought the group of black guys were gonna actually be rappers or something...that money and was playin keenan
@Gemsoulful
@Gemsoulful 6 жыл бұрын
Me too.. Was expecting the twist to be the white guy was a robber
@David_R922
@David_R922 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gemsoulful The white guy being the robber wouldn't have worked because he was the first one at the ATM, and he drove up there.
@TheNuyorker
@TheNuyorker 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the white guy and girl were going to be criminals
@netkosent1620
@netkosent1620 5 жыл бұрын
@@David_R922 Use your imagination and I'm sure you can figure something out. One scenario is he decided to rob him when he showed up also. Not everything has to be premeditated.
@rubyharris6119
@rubyharris6119 5 жыл бұрын
That ending, SHE didn't wanna stop in that neighborhood haha
@nunnayrbznz3576
@nunnayrbznz3576 5 жыл бұрын
Sex workers have to be as careful as any other. Maybe more so because of their vulnerability needing to constantly put themselves in harms way to earn a living.
@charlieputhfan850
@charlieputhfan850 5 жыл бұрын
Silent Rocks ?
@qqqcalls
@qqqcalls 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe she is afraid of seeing her ex-pimp?
@albicelestezzz
@albicelestezzz 4 жыл бұрын
@@nunnayrbznz3576 sex workers🤢that’s not a job damn
@madmudslinger
@madmudslinger 4 жыл бұрын
@@albicelestezzz it's the original commercial profession
@ErinJeanette
@ErinJeanette 3 жыл бұрын
This deserved waaay more audience laughter this is a perfect skit 🤣
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 Ай бұрын
It definitely does LoL 😂
@lxxuxn5836
@lxxuxn5836 6 жыл бұрын
“No MY bRoTheR”
@tysonbillie9982
@tysonbillie9982 6 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, trust no one. Freaking hilarious XD
@Wis_Dom
@Wis_Dom 6 жыл бұрын
The moral is: Judge not, less ye be judged.
@trembledust6819
@trembledust6819 5 жыл бұрын
fuck yea. I don't give shit who u is.
@trinap.8904
@trinap.8904 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Keenan changes his voice when the other guys walk in.
@mzVivikaBam
@mzVivikaBam 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh my good Lord, please don't"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "Aye watch yaself Big Man " when he slipped😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I don't think that was scripted. I almost cracked my neck laughing so hard
@CalixteDC
@CalixteDC 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Rockwell is such an underrated actor
@mikecwir
@mikecwir 6 жыл бұрын
he just won a golden globe. how is he underrated? :)
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 6 жыл бұрын
@Mike, exactly. Underrated are some of those other actors most people don't recognize.
@jamesbergy2425
@jamesbergy2425 6 жыл бұрын
He just won his first golden globe which was also his first nomination... He's been in so many movies where he had phenomenal performances and was just left in the dust this year is the olnly time he's finally gotten recognition
@Plutonianextract
@Plutonianextract 6 жыл бұрын
David Johnson fuck that, tucci gang!
@rehbornb1
@rehbornb1 6 жыл бұрын
Mike Cwir because that was his first one. He's had countless other roles that were amazing!
@mcgiver1327
@mcgiver1327 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm mad patient" "I'm tired of waiting on you" lol
@domtgtheonly1
@domtgtheonly1 5 жыл бұрын
When he said no my brother I about died 💀💀💀
@kcpkp3
@kcpkp3 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm mad patient" 😭😂
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!😂😂 That face tho...
@don.machin
@don.machin 5 ай бұрын
"Breathe, You cryin? Everybody giggles" always gets me😂😂😂
@homoerectus3355
@homoerectus3355 5 жыл бұрын
2:43 “No my brother”
@shushuyu
@shushuyu 6 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@jameshuffmar1765
@jameshuffmar1765 6 жыл бұрын
SOCIALIST propaganda: WHITE people are racist...etc
@mondaye03
@mondaye03 6 жыл бұрын
yeah it was great!
@athews1976
@athews1976 6 жыл бұрын
I learned no kind of lesson from this! 'Murika 🤤Derp.
@motorcity7137
@motorcity7137 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant? Must be easily amused
@soph7480
@soph7480 6 жыл бұрын
James Huffmar - wtf does socialism have to do with racism?????????
@PjPerez
@PjPerez 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm mad patient" 10 seconds later: "I'm tired of waitin' on you, dog!"
@queenoftheharpies8018
@queenoftheharpies8018 6 жыл бұрын
Lawd, as a black person, this is sadly true. There's levels to this shit 🤣🤣🤣 but at the same time, they're judging, but their hands aren't clean. A mess.
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, but they could've been Asian or white gangsters and the sketch would still ring true.
@_greaterpoint_3729
@_greaterpoint_3729 6 жыл бұрын
Kwokman Chung why can't it be black people???
@_greaterpoint_3729
@_greaterpoint_3729 6 жыл бұрын
Khalia Thompson Totally Agreed, It's the actions that matter
@kwokmanchung
@kwokmanchung 6 жыл бұрын
@Gerry mid, when did I say it couldn't be black people? My comment started with "yes." It could be people of any color.
@_greaterpoint_3729
@_greaterpoint_3729 6 жыл бұрын
Kwokman Chung my apologies, i misunderstood. 👍
@GrizzleyBruin
@GrizzleyBruin 6 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote this deserves an award. It started off a little eye-roll worthy, then got funny, and ended just 10/10. Keeping viewers invested all the way through is a hard job. Kudos.
@artheaux666
@artheaux666 Жыл бұрын
Yghhh racism what an eyeroll wtf
@rohankapuria663
@rohankapuria663 3 жыл бұрын
2:43 “no my brother” had me dead 💀
@williambrown4309
@williambrown4309 6 жыл бұрын
I think any person who rushes behind you at an ATM late at night would be suspicious lol
@allisonskitchen4420
@allisonskitchen4420 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why I never use the ATM at night
@aishwariyadebnath901
@aishwariyadebnath901 5 жыл бұрын
"why didn't you just robbed the white guy? I would have helped you guys" 😂😂😂😂
@joelwilcox5424
@joelwilcox5424 4 жыл бұрын
I love when these are actually really well shot and edited (like the Ryan Gosling Papyrus one too)
@lwgoinghome
@lwgoinghome 6 жыл бұрын
I never go to the atm at night.
@Wis_Dom
@Wis_Dom 6 жыл бұрын
How else do you pay for your hookers?
@lwgoinghome
@lwgoinghome 6 жыл бұрын
LOL, I never pay.
@weslindsey5909
@weslindsey5909 5 жыл бұрын
Just bring the steele
@mrtonywilliams6312
@mrtonywilliams6312 5 жыл бұрын
@@weslindsey5909 yep
@cavsfan8777
@cavsfan8777 5 жыл бұрын
Who even uses an ATM?!?
@imani6441
@imani6441 5 жыл бұрын
Kenan is deserves more credit, he’s hilarious 😂
@cwaltzmusic
@cwaltzmusic 2 жыл бұрын
Hey hold that door! Keenan says Oh my good Lord please don't. " That's when the skit becomes the funniest.
@Jredizzle1
@Jredizzle1 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm feeling lucky for you" xD
@sophian5712
@sophian5712 6 жыл бұрын
My main conclusion from this video is that Kate McKinnon is gorgeous.
@SOLOHeyman
@SOLOHeyman 6 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous? Please. As a Sophia you ought to know better, Sophia Loren was gorgeous. Kate McKinnon is a homely Irish blonde with a massive overbite.
@inuyasha9854
@inuyasha9854 6 жыл бұрын
j Damn can she get a compliment
@smcg8504
@smcg8504 6 жыл бұрын
Not how i would describe her, but each to their own.
@nicholaspesch5086
@nicholaspesch5086 6 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous? Are we allowed to say that? 😂
@NJ-wb1cz
@NJ-wb1cz 6 жыл бұрын
j, I can honestly not remember Sofia Loren's face. "Classically" beautiful people are also the most generic.
@mztscrazytown1463
@mztscrazytown1463 Жыл бұрын
Chris Redd: I'm mad patient....I lost it!
@andreaspantazakos5626
@andreaspantazakos5626 6 жыл бұрын
"No my brother!" I died laughing.
@luckyjasonfan
@luckyjasonfan 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh my Good Lord, please Don't!" 💀💀💀💩💩😄😄😄
@cim888
@cim888 3 жыл бұрын
For those wondering Sam Rockwell's PIN is 1255. What you do with this information is entirely up to you.
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 6 жыл бұрын
I hate it when my prostitutes have higher standards than me.
@christykreyol2984
@christykreyol2984 5 жыл бұрын
I fell off my chair laughing at this. Keenan was freaking hilarious!!
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 4 жыл бұрын
He gave me a stomach ache
@M7MD-80
@M7MD-80 Жыл бұрын
2:53 "I wanna go home" 😂
@radheygehlot2391
@radheygehlot2391 5 жыл бұрын
I cracked heavy after seeing Keenan crying @ 2:50
@luckyjasonfan
@luckyjasonfan 6 жыл бұрын
I'M SO KEENAN IN THIS SKETCH! When those Thuggish guys came in 😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!
@mahmoudibnemir8704
@mahmoudibnemir8704 4 жыл бұрын
I follow the words of Rev. Jesse Jackson: "There is nothing more painful to me … than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery, then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved."
@lit8027
@lit8027 6 жыл бұрын
The way he was guiding him to breathe 😂😂
@darvell29scott5
@darvell29scott5 4 жыл бұрын
His breathing coach lol 😂
@DragonBlack199
@DragonBlack199 3 жыл бұрын
Rob him while he’s calm 😂
@ramiyazje
@ramiyazje 6 жыл бұрын
This could easily be a movie
@nojayork7707
@nojayork7707 6 жыл бұрын
Rami Yazje great thriller movie called "ATM with hottie Alice Eve
@lucasbell4831
@lucasbell4831 6 жыл бұрын
S.S .A Found the virgin.
@lucasbell4831
@lucasbell4831 6 жыл бұрын
S.S .A Hey, buddy, I know when you've edited your comment. Just a heads-up.
@lucasbell4831
@lucasbell4831 6 жыл бұрын
S.S .A OK, so you went out of your way to hide your thirst, yet it still pretty much stands. Cool.
@lucasbell4831
@lucasbell4831 6 жыл бұрын
S.S .A ... really? Dude, you could do so much better. If you're gonna be thirsty, at least justify it.
@8aba_Yaga
@8aba_Yaga 6 жыл бұрын
it's all true. especially the fact that "thugs" always have to roll up with ten of their boyfriends just to seem tough.
@headcold7250
@headcold7250 6 жыл бұрын
maroonoasis also true: if you were to say that to a mob of "Gs" desperate to stay fed (trying to seem tough, yourself) and you'd be choking on blood and fragments of your teeth. Then your goofy ass would be stumped, pointing blindly at line up of in innocent arrests, trying to ruin any life you can just to feel tough and like you won.
@8aba_Yaga
@8aba_Yaga 6 жыл бұрын
lol, "desperate to stay fed". get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
@jv4vidss
@jv4vidss 6 жыл бұрын
headcoLd 7 hahaha desperate to stay fed? Not in America. Idk where you're from.
@NJ-wb1cz
@NJ-wb1cz 6 жыл бұрын
headcoLd 7, i'm curious, what kind of backwards shit country are you from?
@ZombiLady16
@ZombiLady16 6 жыл бұрын
Your*, possessive, your own goofy ass, you're, you are goofy ass would be stumped. Grammar, it's a thing.
@jetssonjay4342
@jetssonjay4342 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best top 5 from them 2... I almost died when Kenan " said he just want to go home"
@isidora1299
@isidora1299 5 жыл бұрын
The way he said “no my brother”
@jetnut89
@jetnut89 6 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d say this but finally a well written sketch with a setup and a payoff
@cedkent2o11
@cedkent2o11 4 жыл бұрын
A "payoff" , you sir are a genuis if any pun intended 👍🏾
@cedkent2o11
@cedkent2o11 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ashole8105
@ashole8105 5 жыл бұрын
I'm mad patient- added to my vocabulary
@CamJames
@CamJames 4 жыл бұрын
This is real. I intimidate a lot of white people, but there's a whole other category of my own people that I wouldn't hit the ATM around.
@JojoAnthony
@JojoAnthony 6 жыл бұрын
I never hold the door, if you bank here you have to take your card out anyway so you can open the door yourself
@fostercrant9121
@fostercrant9121 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Rockwell coulda used his Hitman skills and dance his way out of the bank
@The.End.Begins24
@The.End.Begins24 6 жыл бұрын
The ending sealed it. Great clip!
@pd7535
@pd7535 6 жыл бұрын
this may not have been real funny but i definitely like the levels to this very smart and well done
@YAMISOOLD2009
@YAMISOOLD2009 6 жыл бұрын
yes!
@0817sweetstacy
@0817sweetstacy 6 жыл бұрын
Nico Nunez I agree.
@dreadnaught7196
@dreadnaught7196 6 жыл бұрын
Nico Nunez i also agree, i think the moral of it was those guys was "blacker"than kenan lol
@SymbaDAVE
@SymbaDAVE 6 жыл бұрын
Nah it was funny
@athews1976
@athews1976 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I learned no kind of lesson from this! 'Murika 🤤Derp.
@satishkumar-lh9mc
@satishkumar-lh9mc Жыл бұрын
Have watched Kenan so many times, I think He is the best Actor when it comes to comedy.
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