Bronx Beat: Jake Gyllenhaal - Saturday Night Live

[@verbo108]

Amy and Maya playing off each other is a higher form of art. They are so in sync. It's crazy!!!

[@EB-rk2wr]

Was just thinking the same thing!! Actually really shows off more of their awesome range as actors

[@MikeMeehan]

I'd put Maya in the highest pantheon of SNL - she's good with EVERYONE. I can't imagine someone she can't do a scene with.

[@jeffthomasscott]

They're not reading cue cards. Impressive.

[@anthony-ti5jm]

I am the 999th like. Whoever is the first 1k is a lucky human bean

[@colechillen7700]

Well said. Tremendous rhythm.

[@PurpleMoon31]

This is so good and Jake Gyllenhal is absolutely adorable here.

[@PurpleMoon31]

@@evemsm6119 Umm so?

[@PurpleMoon31]

@@evemsm6119 Umm thanks.

[@Bonbonbon739]

Yeah he is! So cute What an odd first response lol

[@Readysetgo2007]

Yeeeah... Adorable. 🙂

[@in_vino_veritas7938]

A cutie patootie, yep

[@SpiritualPrayerandMantra]

“………so you wrote a book sweetheart?” “...uh huh”. Love this.

[@thirteenwolfies]

I was looking for this comment! So adorable

[@oskarlibelle1769]

Respect for Gyllenhaal for not cracking up

[@theartoflanguage3429]

I was so thinking the same thing...like, HOW?? and live filming too...

[@philipgwyn8091]

He's an actor. Controlling his expression is part of the job.

[@psyghtseer]

@@philipgwyn8091 yep, hes professional as fuck. id love to see any moments hes cracked though, it would be hilarious!

[@a697ag]

You could see he was struggling at times

[@lindasue4237]

Has that deer in the headlight look!

[@animator1982]

God they are good. Spot on.

[@danielmurphy1100]

They're supposed to be Italian New Yorkers. Judge Judy is a Jewish New Yorker.

[@seemsfishy23]

@@danielmurphy1100 there is like zero difference between Italian and Jewish New Yorkers - a Jewish New Yorker dating an Italian New Yorker

[@JerzyBoy973]

Spot on for Staten Island or Long Island. That’s not BX attitude.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@danielmurphy1100 Dietz - what's that? Neapolitan?

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@seemsfishy23 No difference between Puerto Ricans and Dominicans either. And all Asians are alike.

[@aswertyuiol]

i can't believe these ladies are my inner monologue

[@captlarry-3525]

keep that red zone closed.

[@thedavisgroup]

Hey I'm from the Boogie Down over here.

[@holygrail9294]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thehollyberry7975]

😂😂😆

[@sgaidola76]

😂😂😂

[@fartuunelmi8584]

Jake's character is so adorably shy!! That's really cute! Amy Poehler and Mia Rudolph are one of the funniest actresses in SNL. Lol,the way Jodi said that she wanted to strangle her husband in his sleep, but then got emotional and said that she loves him to bits!! So many hilarious sketches!!

[@antonelabakavic4045]

Fartuun Elmi Ikr! Btw it is not Mia. It's Maya.

[@EmeraldStarryEyez]

Fartuun Elmi And it is two of not one of.

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

Fartuun Elmi Amy looks so good in this

[@johnnydtractive]

Gyllenhaal rarely just lets himself be this straightup adorable, so I appreciate that he indulges us here.

[@needleheadned]

The skill on display here: reading the cue cards, riffing, actual acting, and nobody breaks. I like the current cast but watching this makes them look like amateurs.

[@waynej2608]

Yes, Amy and Maya set the bar very high, with this skit. It just crackles along, naturally, with impressive comedic timing. SNL sketch comedy, elevated to high art.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

WTF is "actual" acting?

[@ratanasorn8080]

I doubt they used any cue cards. Imagine the guys holding up the cards. 😂

[@zuton_]

@@ratanasorn8080 lmao poor cue card guy probably has go through them really fast too XD

[@emmadysart7751]

RIGHT

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Damn this is from 2007?! No wonder Jake Gyllenhaal looks adorable af

[@katarzynamariamuszynska2811]

He is still adorable

[@idunno3370]

more like hot as fuck now

[@kurushi857]

Yeah because these days he looks like a pile of garbage.

[@kimberleysmith4219]

@@kurushi857 Trollolol

[@annabelbarnett4419]

It’s from 2013

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Maya is the best ever

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Her dead expression when he said he wrote a book on bike trails was perfect.

[@alana4927]

you're in every snl video😭

[@ariesleorising9421]

Truth!!!!

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

eeeeeeek karen no !

[@sierrar458]

Holy shit I’m from Staten Island and this is the most accurate Italian New Yorker impression I’ve ever seen.. the accent, the mannerisms, gum chewing, the script, they nailed it

[@maryk446]

As the Bronx beat women might say : "So you're from Staten Island? Which part? New Dorp?" "New Dorp, yeah. maybe Todt Hill?| "Yeah, she totally looks like a Tody Hill girl" "Maybe Bull's Head? You from Bull's Head?" "I saw a frog head on the Verrazano Bridge." "Oh, that bridge. That's all anyone ever talks about in Staten Island. The bride has such traffic, the bridge tolls are going up. Bridge, bridge bridge." "Right. You know what I tell them? You wanna talk about a bridge, go to London. Their bridge is falling down..."

[@aidahartmann3473]

Up, I’m a Bronx girl and all I could think was, “da’Bronx? No, dat’s Statin Island!”

[@MC-po3pg]

So accurate. Also from Staten island and I can't count the number of times my aunt said "he drives me crazy, your uncle, but he gave me 4 beautiful kids. Gotta say..."

[@pjincho]

@@maryk446did you adlib that?

[@maryk446]

@@pjincho Yes, I did. Hope you liked it!

[@mrmoocher777]

FINALLY a skit where everyone isn’t reading the teleprompter and staring straight ahead the whole time instead of looking at each other! This is how SNL should be!

[@chevon1920]

I’m 100% sure that they were just bs’ing all their lines, lol

[@yenifer2154]

@Jarred Kiser the fact that you can obviously see they are just looking straight ahead & reading off a screen makes the newer snl skits feel less than, like they’re acting as robots instead lol

[@andrewbaker4896]

They are reading the cue cards though,they are just so professional you can't notice

[@mrmoocher777]

@@andrewbaker4896 Maybe so. Either way, still better than staring straight ahead all the time :)

[@harrisonblum3075]

the show is alot of improv, so its cue cards espeshally for guests and the celebrity hosts who might need it

[@jodib3274]

"How old are you?" "Uh I'm a Gemini"

[@messedupdweeb]

Amy talked over the question and asked, "You a Taurus?"

[@varmkrieg8611]

didnt see it can you put when it was

[@Rash23215]

@@varmkrieg8611 5:40

[@aminsiagian364]

Hmhh, no youre not, ur a Sagi, u know whos a Gemini?.... *EHEM-TomHolland-EHEM Good show universe, good show

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@aminsiagian364 I really don't like it when someone like you posts a comment like this, which is intelligible, but also is clearly just your inner monologue and a way of speaking that is in no way suitable for people to understand what you're talking about

[@gokotaskes]

This is one of the best comedic performances ever. 5+ minutes of non-stop high-level energy. They were so good.

[@Valentina-ng4hh]

Amy and Maya are giving serious "Aunties that you only see around the holidays" energy in this lol

[@mattier.9095]

Yes, 👌🏽🙌🏽

[@mm369]

"you cherokee? you sioux ? you got souix in you?" hahahaha

[@AZ-kr6ff]

Jake Gyllenhaal looks like a Pixar character.

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

YES!! So, so cute!😻

[@mbb--]

lmao I can't unsee it now

[@cricrijobim]

incredibly accurate, Woody had a woody then a son

[@alenciaga21]

Why does this make so much sense?!

[@Apo12345]

Yeah, the kid who trained the dragon

[@col.aureliano7352]

the perfect chemistry between these two is mind blowing

[@DD-sr9xm]

Anyone who grew up in NYC knows these characters, played PERFECTLY buy these two brilliant performers.

[@JordanJohnstone]

these two play this part so damn well.

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

"You Chippawaaah?" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stuartwax1633]

I was just thinking how many Indian tribes would be insulted OR have the best sense of humor....

[@jamies6538]

I'm one from Canada but a Cree tribe. Things like this we don't get insulted it's rather funny. I couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

@@stuartwax1633 I thought they made that up. I didn't mean no disrespect by quoting it. I'm South African. I do not have full knowledge of American indigenous people.

[@stuartwax1633]

@@mrsoshadabaadman I think they did make it up. But ya know, some tribes are very proud and don't like to be made fun of. Of course, some people in Indian tribes would take no offence and think it was really funny. So it could go either way. I'm sure you meant no disrespect.

[@jamies6538]

😂😂 yup all tribes they mentioned exist. But it's all good. No worries

[@stuartwax1633]

Bronx Beat is one of the best skits of that SNL era....The ladies work so well together, it's scary.

[@V4450-u3j]

I can watch these skits all day… These two nailed it. Very talented

[@malimillions]

Just his eyes flicking around, not comfortable and a lil’ bit jumpy like ‘should i get out of here?’. Just perfect.

[@tebsaho]

"So, you wrote a book sweetheart?" So condescending 😂

[@vsrose]

So condescending because they are dumb, not because of their superior intelligence. This would be intolerable if it were real, because talk shows require interest in and regard for the guests.

[@michelmurphy4816]

@That Girl Thank you!

[@norajake3790]

@Dorothy Zbornak lol their comment wasn’t that deep either, just logical? Oof I didn’t know reading was that hard

[@RaniaBhatti]

not condescending

[@RoleyChiu]

I can't stop watching this. Ive rewatched this about 5 times now.

[@user-ge9cw7ti2g]

I love Jake Gyllenhaal! He's so adorable!!! 😍😍😍

[@mlamarana]

This is the best medicine for quarantine 🤣😂😂😂

[@francesgrigsby7400]

Right!? I'm binge watching these snl skits of these two!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MsMarwalous]

mlamarana can’t stop rewatching ! LOL

[@Aly-ji5sf]

He's so fucking handsome

[@supermanhatesme]

***** It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

[@supermanhatesme]

***** You should google him, he's an awesome actor. Plus he's fucking hot

[@johnlordfan1]

supermanhatesme i am pretty sure hes none of the above.

[@staceysaville988]

supermanhatesme true

[@cristinaluca8013]

@@johnlordfan1i am 4 years late but shut the fuck up

[@JustinLHopkins]

Jake still looks so good. Such a gorgeous man. He’ll age like fine wine.

[@tarsun]

JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS THE GORGEST HUMAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

[@cactusdragon3553]

Gorgest!

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Gorger than anyone!

[@Mateo-et3wl]

You mean like he has the deepest crevice?

[@anonymousgamer3509]

Mateo 😂

[@anonymousgamer3509]

tarsun Euqah I know this comment is 4 years old but I'm just seeing it now so I'm replying now...hell no! 😂. Definitely Henry Cavill or Matthew McConaughey (in my opinion)

[@curtisstapleton7167]

Im born and raised in Da Bronx ..this is all my friends mother's right here

[@612doteth]

There are no words that can describe how talented these two women are.

[@Mary-momof8]

This skit is always hilarious. Bring back Bronx Beat, PLEASE!!!!

[@annajacob7981]

But only with Amy and Maya 😊

[@christophersnow9751]

I would watch this chat show all night if it was actually on television. To funny.

[@francesgrigsby7400]

I know right!👍👍😉😉😉😆

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@EB-rk2wr]

I would pay separate for this show!!

[@archfapper211]

I could just hang out with the women in my family, all from the Bronx haha

[@francesgrigsby7400]

@@archfapper211 I'd love to join, I think these ladies are hilarious! 😉

[@deeotero-perez2730]

I love this skit ! Miss it. Wish they made a movie out of these 2.

[@latronqui]

omg, look at his face, he's gorgeus, so adorable!

[@123melly321]

DAYUM YEAH HE IS INDEED GORGEOUS!!

[@lindam156]

this is by far my favourite SNL cast ever

[@gitsurfer27]

Best snl skit ive seen in a while, they really became those characters lol.

[@iaxi1976]

I’m Irish-Italian (in Europe, not Queens ;)) and this sketch cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

[@douglasdavis8395]

That's coincidental; they aren't in Queens, either. Hence, "Bronx Beat."

[@sarahbridges8199]

Smoke 'em if you got 'em! LOL! They just killed it, love it!

[@waynej2608]

I remember my dad and uncle used to say that, all the time. I never heard it from my classmates. I'm guessing it was a 'back in the day', at the time. I caught myself saying that to my son, many years later, away from NY. He looked at me like, wtf. I explained the situation, and we both had a good laugh. I freaking love Bronx Beat!

[@mayadakazim8444]

These two are unbelievable just love them

[@davidmarlajurek5038]

I would watch this show in real life!!! When I’m having a not so great day, I always come back to these skits 😂. Amy’s character reminds me so much of my mom in law 😁, she’s not from the Bronx (actually Upstate NY), but the same attitude and everything! Love it!!!! 🥰

[@Joker19290]

Amy,Maya, and Tina are the best SNL Trio so far.

[@MordyMordyMordy]

Jake is like a puppy in this skit. So kawaii.

[@thek8878]

you can tell this comment was written in 2015

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@thek8878 yes you definitely can

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@thek8878 yup lmao 💀

[@salbahe59]

Um, ok?

[@oogaboogaman9631]

@@thek8878 haahahhahahha

[@antisomething4248]

“So ya wrote a book honey” 😂😂😂

[@saramason8554]

“So you wrote a book Sweetheart?”💜💜💜💜

[@dabeage]

This is how I imagine Judge Judy sounded in her yout...

[@stellabellafontay9366]

You are hilarious.

[@waynej2608]

Yes, I can see it. 😃

[@lilygrace6605]

I love the constant bewilderment of the guests in these sketches.

[@sabrinaross8419]

He is SO adorable! :D

[@TGiannini007]

Let’s give Jake some major credit too- he doesn’t break character here in a very funny sketch. Fallon would of simply giggled along: potentially ruining the scene.

[@charlesvorones3612]

Exactly. Fallon sucks

[@kokroucz]

Yea... he does that a lot..

[@ratking6133]

these are every woman's exact thoughts when they see Jake Gyllenhaal

[@JoeKaye959]

Some men's too

[@RaniaBhatti]

@@JoeKaye959u telling on yourself

[@bstk565]

​@@RaniaBhatti and ?

[@hijodelaisla275]

I love a good in-depth interview.

[@abbymorrison6857]

Can we get them to do this with the Bronx ladies talking about quarantine? "And now there's still kids at my place !!" "They yours ?" "Non of em mine! I just go straight to wine in the morning what's the point anymore."

[@gigidayz6936]

Out of all these gems I laughed the hardest for some reason at "why is she at shop rite?"🤣

[@brunom72]

The talent, skill & vocal control is AH MAZE ING!!

[@Pyfacefornever]

I fucking love Maya

[@halak6033]

The funny thing is that there are people who act like this in real life.

Yeah...except theyre not acting...

[@KP-zb1tr]

my mom and her friends haha

[@thomasgibson5591]

I worked in a NY office for a couple of years and a few of the females acted and sounded very similar.

[@melloyellow6375]

@Kanoa Koffee u crazy have u ever been to the Throgs Neck section of the Bronx.. These types were all over the Pelham parkway section and city island before the Hispanic invasion of the 90s.. U most find these types in long Island or Staten Island now..

[@dsroaddogg]

That's the whole point kids

[@Keezie27]

Lol great skit. Maya and Amy were spot on with those NY accents/attitudes. Being from Brooklyn, I know many who speak and act just like this. Spot on.

[@h00liganismo1]

The genius in the fact that they just stare and then immediately change the subject when he talks about his mountain biking book

[@blakwidow7985]

Best skit of Amy Pohler!! Lmao the phone is the Starship Enterprise Enterprise...I am dying 🤣

[@21centdregs]

for sure the most believable characters ever to be featured on snl. goddamn high level performance from these ladies every time they show up

[@Jaguatiricaa]

That had to be Kristen Wiig on the phone

[@LakiLeGarcon]

it was

[@sianbell6863]

Iida R I

[@PerryNdiyane]

it sounds like Tina Fey.

[@artisdying]

Definitely Tina Fey.

[@artisdying]

@Khris Fowler It's not though, it's Tina Fey.

[@lemonyfresh9]

All I can say is Linda from Bob's Burgers

[@coffeequoh]

Alriiight

[@julz3tt3]

Yes 😂😂

[@AmorphisBob]

Linda's accent is more Long Island than the Bronx

[@tonymanfredi6844]

@@AmorphisBob yep!

[@johnindigo5477]

Linda sounds more like a New York jew. Long island, Brooklyn.

[@Crisu20]

omg Jake is really cute 😂

[@kjfromocpodcast1110]

Watching on Peacock right now. This was amazing. I only laughed 2x (Ghostbusters and King of England) but internally I was so impressed by their synchronicity. Great job ladies

[@miawallace2306]

“How old are you?!” “Ya, how old are you?” “.....I’m...a....Gemini...”

[@MonkeyFace2421]

What’s crazy is that this accent and way of speaking hasn’t changed in 100 years my grandmother still sound exactly like that

[@salontoddhairextraordinaire]

How fun! When Jake was my busboy in Martha's vineyard he was that sweet!

[@Mary-ht7pm]

Wow really!! Cool.

[@thekiss2083]

This sketch didn't even end, they just played them off after 5 minutes 😂

[@tammibartice6442]

Can't get enough of these two ladies💜🤣💜

[@ghada7nassr]

I am still hoping for a Bronx Beat movie, Maya and Amy are brilliant and extremely funny :)

[@tidakada7357]

your name is wonderful, what language is that?

[@ghada7nassr]

@@tidakada7357 thank you so much 💜🙏 It's an Arabic name.

[@tidakada7357]

@@ghada7nassr oh ok cool. I have 2 good Arabic speaking friends but i haven't heard that name before. i am from the US (and thats obviously not my real name lol) شكرا ( the only word i know in your language, except i know how to say asalam walayukum) . best wishes

[@ghada7nassr]

@@tidakada7357 how lovely! 😍 "tidak" sounded like a tagalog word to me. If you say شكرا My reply will be عفوا Afwan = you're welcome! Thank you for your kind comments 💜

[@tidakada7357]

@@ghada7nassr thanks for teaching that. Yeah, you have a good ear because tidak is Indonesian / Malay language, and tagolog is a cousin language to them. Indonesian is my 4th language, i used to live there and i like it very much. Take care

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

what are you sue cherokee?

[@thomasmartin8202]

Sioux.

[@JJNoire]

Thomas Martin and comma ;)

[@notoriouszig]

@@thomasmartin8202 THANK YOU!

[@PJ-vh6jr]

I'm irish italian. Ahh TEMPER TEMPER! lol

[@Eralen00]

sioux

[@sunnybearbuds]

OMG I can't. I love all of them. And as a native New Yorker I can say: spot on!

[@23angelpie]

Miss these Two so much. True professionals. The best!

[@zyxzyx3030]

Jake's hair is criminally beautiful.

[@stantondinger5836]

"How old are you?" -- Crazy New Yorkers "I'm a Gemini"-- Bike boy

[@TheLucyharibo]

I'm pretty sure they're human versions of Linda from Bob's Burgers 😂

[@neurofire]

They are just so good - makes ya wonder if Betty and Jodi are the REAL actors and Amy and Maya are a couple of characters they came up with. I'm in awe of just how great these two women are.

[@zuzannapachucka4051]

These two are my absolute heroines of comedy, they are amazing together and I'm so happy for this skit (yeah I know I'm late to the party). Of course, Kristen Wiig is amazing as well but I think there ain't no other like Maya... I can only hope I'll grow to be this amazing someday!

[@Lucyintheskywithdiamonds140]

I love this one! Seen it so many times, still cracks me up!

[@Arcsecant]

"That's a terrible mix" 😂

[@ladyhonor822]

Shout out from Philly 🇺🇲

[@brutallyremastered4255]

I could watch these three for hours. Brilliant fun.

[@Joe-zm9gk]

This is literally just my mom and aunts on a talk show lol

[@leyanelyas2986]

This is my all time favourite sketch

[@GuitarAngel25]

This needs to be made into a tv series. Too funny.

[@yaboi32244]

"Whattya a Sioux?"

[@CountryCowboy008]

They should've made it as trio with Kristen Wiig.. Hahahaha

[@elchicodelapartamento5123]

Yeah like a "the view" kinda set up with Amy maya Rachel Tina and kristen

[@Jaguatiricaa]

I think that was her on the phone

[@mayadakazim8444]

So true

[@unAbated.]

I'm not sure whats gonna happen if Penelope joins this Duo xD

[@patois12]

She was the caller on the phone

[@flala2261]

I want Amy Poehler & Maya to make a *full-length movie* centred around these two New York characters 🗽🚕💅🏻💅🏼🥨

[@seoul08]

But I wanted to hear more about the mountain biking trails ☹️

[@carmijar71]

Amy’s character is actually the young Sophia Petrillo lol

[@donavonseibert507]

Picture it, Sicily 1912..

[@DJJOEYTECH]

" smoke them if you got them" one of the most classic quotes ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vincemetti4731]

Look at him he’s gorgeous… He’s gorgeous… Look at him adorable… Look at him… He’s gorgeous... adorable (genius)

[@mintraee7956]

Jake is so adorable it's actually annoying haha

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@alienresearchlab]

I have no idea how Jake didn't crack up laughing. So funny! 😃

[@brandyhouston2105]

It takes a lot of talent to do what these 2 ladies are doing I really admire it thanks ladies thanks for making the video

[@mizztree81]

“What, ya Chippewa? Ya Sioux??” Hysterical!