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A grown man still living at home has frequent outbursts. Aired 10/24/98
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[@consume_vegetables]

reading newspaper together and complementing each other's thoughts. Now, that's the kind of marriage bliss.

[@ccassidy9090]

BUBB RUBB Have you ever... spoken to a woman? Ever? It kinda sounds like you haven't

[@andacarina2901]

Zen Zen marry me

[@SardaukarNo1]

my father's voice is outside my mother's hearing range. and the only way to have a conversation with her is to ask her what she thinks and then to agree with her

[@xtensionxward3659]

@@SardaukarNo1 i know what you are talking about .. you can feel sorry for her but you shouldn't hate her

[@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr]

I literally can't hear my husband's voice, sometimes, because deep voices don't come across, as well, to me. He has to look at me when he talks.

[@kulatoid]

all jokes aside, his parents are like the best married couple

[@gardy4390]

It just seems that way because all of them are comedians but in real life very sad .

[@flipflopsanddingdong4620]

That don't exist

[@mercster]

Yeah this is how it used to be, until women's liberation and the sexual revolution told everyone marriage was for "love", and once you fall out of "love"... hey, just get a divorce and find another paramour who whisks you off your feet! Then you can stay in that relationship for a couple years until the "passion" dies down, split up again! Look at that, you have 3 children from broken homes but Mom is still looking for "the right one"!

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Less Pain

[@stelsue1958]

Dare to dream.

[@ru4rads]

“I can’t wait for my own death” The perfect punchline. Retroactively made the entire skit even funnier😂

[@nastyevilbunny]

This hit a little close to home.

[@aegystierone8505]

omg so true.

[@kingjacksonbomber8660]

nastyevilbunny hahaha that so true.

[@r.d.6565]

LOOOOL. FUCK, it's true.

[@joevines3428]

I need to be a better son 😑

[@cl759]

So move out of your parents home already.

[@kael13]

Ben's performance was really good.

[@martinchrales1117]

agree

[@manbeast]

IVE GOT THE PHONE! IVE GOT THE PHONE NOW!!

[@brandonhaygood5286]

For once.

[@kinqivan7]

Wasnt a performance it was just his regular everyday life

[@susanmagar6600]

As always

[@deutschesmaedchen]

This is kind of sad, I know actual people who experience this while living with their parents as adults. A form of guilt and feeling of inadequacy.

[@nimesh007ish]

In India , if you leave your parents alone , it's frowned upon😅

[@boomerangsruckflug8513]

Call it "immature".

[@TheHuetchenspieler]

So why they don’t move out? -.-

[@samopp1410]

@@TheHuetchenspieler They dont they live together and have a great time. "My family" includes wife, kids and parents.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Which they should feel tbh. Unless there are extreme circumstances like their house burned down or something.

[@bethelightbringer8004]

He had to been exhausted afterwards from the screaming and yelling.. hell I'm exhausted from watching it 😂

[@alessiap.3989]

You should look the "FRIENDS" episode in which he is, it's totally crazy 😂

[@daniellee1722]

He actually remembered his lines unlike other guests on SNL. Props.

[@ryanm9105]

Many guests are not sketch comics. He had the Ben Stiller Show.

[@Ponn3s]

Ben Stiller is a cut above average actors.

[@andromedaiscoming185]

Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone both did awesome too

[@daniellee1722]

@@andromedaiscoming185 and The Rock

[@kimberlycooper4170]

Some people just have a better ability to memorize. I knew one person who could read through a script twice and have it memorized. I know other people who must repeatedly go over the script to memorize it.

[@jameslarimer9211]

The writing of the parents' interaction was very nicely done. Understated in a way that makes it quite authentic. That's how good writing plays out. "Do you understand this Peanuts comic?" That felt real to me.

[@jameslarimer9211]

@Ronald Paup Okay. Good to know.

[@upmeansfly]

Its like watching my parents interact with my brother who hasnt left home yet

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

I agree the writing was brilliant!

[@tobiaswayne6797]

Stiller is just acting his heart out in this sketch. It's amazing!

[@bocowan9106]

90s: “he lives at home? What a loser!” Now:”we can’t afford to move out!”

[@yanni2112]

PS still a loser!

[@MariaReyes-kc4ex]

I'm working and saving up money I'll buy a house in 20 years

[@duaflip]

@@barlowwe good one Wendy. Yeah fuck anybody who goes into school for the study of social development and structure, only to find out that their institution has charged them 110% more than their parents’ education cost. That coupled with two recent recessions, a low unemployment rate with no one being able to afford to retire, and therefore bring in new workers (hence why companies like GM have to force people to let them buy out their contract ALL the time). Then you force the graduates to work a barely above minimum wage job, while they try oh so hard to get ANY job in the field they went to school for, pay their car insurance, school loan, food, rent, phone, internet, forget about having any emergency money if your car breaks down. So then for them to live “affordably” (considering I live in one of the cheapest areas to live in in the US, and the cheapest place you can find that’s isn’t mold ridden or falling apart is 900/month if you’re lucky), what kind of life do you expect them to live? Use almost every cent they have only on rent? What about those who have no support from their family? Fuck those sociology students, right? Part of why I never went to college is because of shit heads like you. “All those college kids need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, tell ya dat! Worthless degrees, everybody just pick the same damn type of work.” Have fun shitting on college kids online while your husband supports your entire life. Maybe stop and think before you type out something so fucking stupid.

[@getthalootent6530]

@@barlowwe some of us like myself are homeless with no choice and were just foster kids born in California and never asked for this. Dick. Why not help bitch instead of criticizing.

[@getthalootent6530]

@@duaflip thank you.

[@JC-vh7do]

"i can't wait for my own death",brilliant!

[@Stefan-]

That made me LOL, ha ha.

[@adilelrhalete4573]

Brilliant writing

[@seastarslark2301]

And, "I hear you."

[@kingjacksonbomber8660]

I'm 29 and I can say that this looks like my life right now.

[@cocoduck7745]

Oh brother

[@niloo5848]

Same

[@nicholascave3012]

Just went through a divorce and wife got everything. So this is me right now and I'm 39.

[@peanutbutterandjelly5760]

Nicholas Cave sorry to hear that. Hope the sun shines on your life pretty quickly.

[@onix6394]

@@nicholascave3012 I am so sorry for you! God bless you

[@porchfyre612]

That weird moment when you realize that Ben Stiller is actually older than Chris Parnell.

[@jocelyneke6445]

He is stressing me out. His parents are super cool and peaceful.

[@Mario_N64]

He's overreacting. He feels guilty.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

They still have their Valium. Lol

[@jocelyneke6445]

@@Mario_N64 he has internalized a lot of guilt. But he externalizes it on his parents. They need family therapy. His parents seem really nice though.

[@fritzadonisperez4550]

I like how normal his parents are despite of all the swearing and yelling.

[@KomradeKrusher]

Well. they had 30 years to get used to it...

[@Chentzilla]

That's the joke.

[@dizzy-117]

I'm so regretting my behaviour in puberty right now

[@drakulamertcan]

So much regrets... So many regrets.

[@marcosrattenbury1059]

I don't this justify it all as I said to mom "Ben Stiller says it fine"

it is not funny because it is a puberty behavior.

[@cocoduck7745]

I felt like i want to kill myself after watching this

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Yeah, as an adult, I still live with my mom and watch my teenager brother verbally abuse her all the time. It makes me feel so ashamed, because I know I was like that.

[@shalexiadavis1378]

Ben Stiller definitely inherited the comedian talents of his parents. Family dynamics.

[@khadishab2745]

He acts just like his father did in King of Queens. RIP Jerry

[@felixwilliams3218]

His dad really acted like he didn't exist like he asked😂😂😂💀

[@lauren3024]

Ben Stiller is absolutely HILARIOUS in this sketch, but weirdly the parents are my favorite part of it. “I can’t wait for my own death” BRILLIANT

[@liberty0194]

I thought he was going to ask his parents for money to go on his date.

[@kyleklmondwa9042]

Me too that would have been a fitting touch to the skit.

[@ftswarbill]

Ben Stiller is awesome. Just this skit alone shows how much better he is than most other actores.

[@gableigh3964]

This post made me laugh more than the video did

[@ftswarbill]

@@gableigh3964 Thats OK no one actor is liked by every single person. That is what makes the free world great. In Pakistan they would throw you in prison or shoot you if you voiced dislike to a Government approved actor. Imagine how many people would be slaughtered who were fans of Dane Cook. I'd shoot myself if I liked that unfunny Moron.

[@Praveencapri]

those fine nuances in a parent- grown up kid...relationship..very well depicted..

[@seastarslark2301]

:DDDDDDDDD

[@PizzaTime-Studios54]

Ben Stiller's screaming, complaining, and crying was absolutely funny. Bride of Chucky reference at 3:47. That made my day. 🤣

[@katjaklekovic5669]

I feel like this is the house Queen filmed their 'I want to brake free' video

[@22221mm]

😂

[@berrychy2990]

Coronation Street lols

[@mh-zq2fm]

😂😂👍

[@steveconn]

Was it an auto safety song?

[@JasonZakrajsek]

*break

[@MrVesimelooni]

came home from the army for a while and i can relate to this a bit too much!

[@TRschwarzesonne]

Me too lol

[@musiclolli7280]

TRschwarzesonne yes it's so odd how we revert to the last time we lived with parents almost without realising.. So sorry to my parents! But still the dad not communicating.. Wow ~ yikes so shameful good to laugh at it tho

[@sknmc35]

He did the same charecter on the friends tv show.. he dated rachael in that episode!

[@quatros1000]

+sumant Friends was a spin-off of this sketch

[@RPGamerverse]

+quatros1000 friends started in 1994 so I think you mean that this sketch was a spinoff of Ben stillers character on friends

[@cambelasben]

I was gonna say the same thing

[@dagnabit7834]

sumant quack quack hahaha🤣🤣

[@elfalerae3038]

The girl he wanted to go and see must have been Rachel hahah.....

[@Hasan-ul7nd]

i was to used treat my parents same way, when i was unemployed and staying home all day, feel sorry for my parents, they had to bear this behaviour.

[@Enlightened_thing_in_town]

My sister is doing same, It's been years now she's doing this to us. And I'm having a bad life just because of her. 💔

[@Hasan-ul7nd]

@@Enlightened_thing_in_town hope she gets better and stops her behaviour and your family can have blessings

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

@@Enlightened_thing_in_town I am so sorry to hear that🥺 It will get better 🤗🤗

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

hashim, your parents were the same way to their parents. It's the circle of life. You have a kind heart❣💞💘 Don't beat yourself up. God bless you 🙏 Grace

[@nadamasdisponible]

Im really sorry to read this. Its not a big deal to live with your parents. Most of the bad behaviour seems to be caused by the perceived but not real shame of the situation and its unnmecessary emotional toll.

[@LuisLopez2]

Dude....this skit is stressing me out to no end.

[@christeebs]

18 years later and the newspaper articles haven't changed much, Netanyahu signing agreements

[@uros4925]

:"DD

[@007nadineL]

Devil pig

[@tesssilba9078]

There is no excuse for abuse. Family’s need to be kind to each other, show mutual respect and work together. Times are tough we need to continue to be grateful & need love more than ever.

[@tommyjohnson5552]

I want to go live with my parents. The van is cold down here at the river.

[@contradoor12]

I have my own place, but my Mom lives nearby. Somehow that laundry thing still applies to me :DD

[@shieldknight9253]

+contradoor12 oops

[@gmagee7809]

contradoor12 you live right.

[@bumbledouche3323]

My mother once told me that, of all my siblings, *my* dirty laundry smells exactly the same as my Dad's, which is why she likes doing it. Try living with that.

[@shieldknight9253]

Bumble Douche never look a gift horse in the mouth

[@bumbledouche3323]

Shield Knight He died over 7 years ago.

[@hannahrozenberg3411]

God this reminds me a bit of myself when I lived with my parents after I had to move out of the dorms due to Covid. I felt like I lost my freedom. Now I have my own apartment. And things are so great now.

[@worldpeace32]

There's nothing wrong living with parents if they love you for it, and don't ever raise your voice against your parents

[@stephanies2239]

seemed to work for Ben. Food, laundry, car all taken care of

[@tjj5337]

It takes your dignity away…. And stunts emotional growth

[@cyrusincera6460]

Ben Stiller is awesome. Just this skit alone is freaking full throttle so much that most actors could not copy it.

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

Omg I love these parents, I want them! Their endless patience! (sorry, Mom:-))

[@archcunningham5579]

Really ? I thought it was awful how they antagonized their son. L.O.L.

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

@@archcunningham5579 And I thought it was a satire where common things are being blown out of proportion for comical purposes:-).

[@nathandomke2721]

I feel like Ben Stiller is the most self aware person of all time.

[@PlanetarPL]

Its little like my situation only the opposite - I am the one chilled out and saying that "everything gonna be alright" "its not that bad" "it could be worse" and the parents are freaking out lol

[@PlanetarPL]

+Nonenowhere Yea but that dosnt mean we have to be nervous, stressed as fuk, histerical and angry like Ben here. We can still be happy, naked but happy :)

[@PlanetarPL]

+Nonenowhere Thats true. And thats unfortunate real life for many. Its not like in the hollywood movies where we got some poor family yet whos parents staying integrated and acting very noble. The oposite is more common. Mean, frustrated, angry, full of regrets, egoistic, unbalanced and so on... But still those hollywood movies with good parents shows how it should be. They teach them ideals how to be good human despite poor conditions.

[@marching27]

yeah I mean..... it is better than wasting money trying to rent, the Asian families got it right........ I have no choice but to rent cuz my fams back in korea.... and Im on my own here but if there was a choice, saving money would be top 1.

[@brianmclaughlan2546]

Gen X: Trying to help my adult children get onto their feet and out of my house while simultaneously worried that we might end up moving in with my own mother. Man, this sketch hit me from both sides.

[@Mario_N64]

Everything changed after the 2008 recession.

[@amiablehacker]

@chanel 6 nus After baby boomers. It goes baby boomers, gen x, gen y (millennials), gen z.

[@shenetta88]

Oh my goodness, this comment is way too close to home for me!🥺🤣

[@darrengarcia4937]

My dad had to move in with his when i was 14 or so. We know how much you guys care and the only thing i wish was that he paid more attention to his own mental health.

[@escoba1971]

He reminded me of one of my brothers and when he was high on drugs and living with my mom.

[@lolatJESS]

I didn’t officially move out until I was 26. This was a little too accurate.

[@user-rs3lb5fb5v]

This has generation x written all over it! Can totally relate! Well done!

[@brace110]

Wow that was me... Leave me alone etc, don't come in my room etc. Getting pissed of at random stuff.. I guess I need to move out

[@gowthamsiddarth20]

How ya doing now man?

[@brace110]

@@gowthamsiddarth20 moved out, kinda lonely atm working from home…

[@gowthamsiddarth20]

@@brace110 *glad to hear and thanks for the reply! I'm moving out of my home too in exactly 5 days (for college) and very nervous let's see what the future has in store for the both of us! 😊*

[@marching27]

such a wholesome chain-- I also second the lonely life of living alone during quarantine, so found a flat-mate to live with starting later....

[@jordanraymond1677]

bit close to home

[@werewolfgirl1995]

Ben Stiller really gave his all in this sketch, he's such a good actor.Ben's dad was hilarious too, I loved him on Seinfeld

[@SamSung-jv3jm]

My older brother really experienced this, and so did I sometimes. Our parents werent as calm as the ones in this skit though. I unfortunately was in the earlier stages of undiagnosed Schizoaffective Disorder . So when I did experience these feelings, I would go into a somewhat suicidal state but not fully. My parents never really saw that side of me because I would pretend to be okay as much as I could when they were around, but mainly i would retreat to my room to contain myself. I will never live with my parents again. I would choose to become homeless (and actually did for 2 years) rather than go through all the fighting again. If you or someone you know is going through this, I encourage to get on the proper meds for the anxiety/depression that happens to a lot of people while living with your parents.

[@dogtrainingmexico]

That is tough, thanks for sharing

[@RockRockLover]

This is where Tommy the screamer from Friends came from

[@leopardspots2004]

I WAS GONNA SAY! Basically the same character. Now we know why Tommy has anger issues

[@mossfoobar8322]

This is literally my life except that I am 25 and not 30.

[@yordanaleksandrov]

dude you have to move on.

[@mossfoobar8322]

I know.

[@bekk8384]

Your name sounds Arab. We don't leave home, we live there until our parents die and then rinse and repeat.

[@mossfoobar8322]

Nick Nori What is your point? My name sounds Arab? So? Are you a trump supporter? You sound like a Trump supporter. Got my point?

[@bekk8384]

mohsen maghrebi Read my comment again kid. I'm Arab.

[@23ofSeptember]

I'm almost 40, don't live at home (I live in Japan) but my mom still opens my mail.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

That's not a felony there?

[@annmosan1739]

the best skitch ever

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Then there's Pete Davidson, who bought his mom a house and lives in the basement

[@stevejames5863]

basically me living with my parents in my late twenties.

[@TheMt45]

This was uniquely dark for SNL. I'd love for them to try more stuff like this in that last 12:55 AM skit typically reserved for weirdness.

[@nickchristopoulos8138]

they were predicting the future.... trying to prevent it.. they failed

[@Mario_N64]

They did lots of dark skits in the 90s.

[@gableigh3964]

This is probably what Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara went through until Ben moved out

[@BackyardSpaceProgram]

I have a guy at work, he's just like this with his mom, he's 33.

[@arikasharon4843]

Im 25 but this is my situation exactly lol

[@josefermin6847]

Arika Sharon are you pregnant?

[@kyleklmondwa9042]

That's what happens when you ship 90% of the manufacturing jobs to China...

[@NoName-zb1gm]

"Your little boy is crying like a little baby!!!" LOL. And he says it while his dad is holding the phone up.

[@kevsstream6349]

Move to Asia, it's normal

[@gameglimpses8861]

@Krzychu nothing is normal

Eastern Europe is the same

[@omarij]

আমিও সহমত।

[@NothinginMind503]

Ndbdncnfnfnfng cohabitating hdhdnd regretso Lol

[@gabygabytoy5612]

And Latin America; only American parents want to get rid of their kids

[@billp6602]

This was a dark mirror to look into...

[@brandonhaygood5286]

Ben Stiller sort of represents how I feel inside.

[@Ciucetta90]

I expected this to be hilarious but now I am crying because he is EXACTLY like my ex boyfriend (and his parents too). Gosh.

[@aarondavid5866]

whats to cry about this is pathetic. hence ex

[@daemon2470]

@@aarondavid5866 c' mon, man, what do u care?

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

This is how it was though. I felt like a failure but they liked me being there.

[@patronsttroll5712]

They're too nice and accommodating. That's how kids end up like that. Lol

[@darkone3375]

I'm in my early 20's, living with my parents at the moment, and they're extremely nice and accommodating but DAMN, I'd never act like that! Then again I have a job....😅 My younger sister, on the other hand, is almost 20 and doesn't seem to want a job but likes to freak out all the time.

[@hitgirl742]

I haven't lived at home since I was 18, but I 100% relate to this

[@WikiGamesMedia]

I cracked up bout the phone 🤣

[@livcaitbff]

Funny thing is I’m about to move out at 23 and I’m dreading it because I love living with my parents 😭

[@mrsmith9031]

I was so like that when I lived with my parents after 30, well not that bad, but it could cause such behaviour, so painful yet funny,

[@achilles1500BC]

Omg thats exactly me now. I m 21

[@baboom007]

Shit. I'm 33

[@yyyoniii3245]

i noticed your profile picture, i was just wondering where did you get the blueprints for that aircraft?

[@gozdavid9671]

achilles Duh im 28 still living with my family ^^

[@baboom007]

Goz David Cut to 22 years later. " I'm 50 still living with my family"

[@ElliottYool]

I'm a senior and this is totally me. 65 and still living with my now senile parents.

[@SouthernBelleReviews]

"I cant wait for my own death." "I hear ya."

[@justinfowich6662]

When I was 19-23 living at home, it always felt like my parents were passive-aggressively trying to push me out. Then I moved out and they were like "Why do you want to move out? Just stay here and save your money!"

[@GO-cz7cl]

LOL

[@charliebowman785]

For many, this could be a joke, but for others it's merely actual fact.

[@ryansizemore5064]

can't it be both?

[@IanOvidBares]

literally going through this now...helped me feel alot better

[@JustinAEvans]

"I got the phone" was the funniest part for me lol

[@vtrucks24]

Living in the street, instead of in a van down by the river. Same set Matt Foley (Chris Farley was on.)

[@ilmj9]

"Netanyahu and Arafat sign agreement" Well this must be old.

[@huda2379]

This sketch was done in 1998

[@AlJalandhari]

Agreement was signed in 1993

[@officialdanncardona]

I can't wait for my own death hahahah

[@sumarsonopardiman9528]

Dann Cardona that was funiest

[@user-wb6mj2po2f]

That's irony.

[@manusia319]

This is a prediction for post modern adulthood

[@SirLancelotsSpear]

Well living with parents...is acceptable in Asia..so ..kinda felt bad for this guy.

[@Mississippian]

Yes but it's unattractive on the whole so there's that.

[@ShwetaGupta-hd6yk]

@@Mississippian Yeah but that's the thing in Asian cultures you are supposed to live with your parents to care for them. You live with them through out your childhood and early career years and then when you have enough money to buy a bigger home you invite them to live with you. Not doing this would be considered abandonment of your parents and is a matter of great shame especially if the parents are really old. We here find it weird that people in western countries leave their parents in retirement homes to be cared for by strangers.

[@ryanm9105]

@@ShwetaGupta-hd6yk TMost western households are empty for 8-9 hours a day(both genders typically work, while children go to school/sports), there is no woman/women of the household who is consistently there who could look over the elders.

[@gabygabytoy5612]

Un Mexico we stay with our parents until we marry, you don’t marry... you don’t leave; you live with your family... living alone or with roommates it’s not well seen. Why would you prefer solitude or strangers instead of family???

[@Bubbles-od2tv]

@@ryanm9105 In India, if women work as well, then it means they can afford a maid to stay home to help elderly parents. Maids are affordable in India though, unlike the US. Might be cheaper in high-immigrant areas like Los Angeles and Miami.

[@krishtrinity]

That is me.

[@krishtrinity]

Inrernet

[@Giri93067]

you should be ashamed of yourself then

[@subtitles__1791]

​@@Giri93067maybe you should be ashamed of yourself for shaming someone on how they should live their life.

[@limajlima]

That’s the same set they used for the first Matt Foley sketch.

[@michealgregor1994]

This skit is immortal.

[@a.kasper8596]

Legend has it, Matt Foley is still pregaming coffee behind that basement door.

[@michelle_xx7202]

Performance is lit!

[@zydhas2838]

Boys got the right intentions but he's a little lost.

[@xtensionxward3659]

boys need to chill the fuck out !

[@alexandraoquendo1829]

It reminds me of Alex the lion fighting with his parents as a deleted scene from Madagascar 2.

[@nupursaigal]

The one with the screamer from friends all over again😂

[@emmagrove6491]

It's not easy out there. You get a little behind on rent and it's hard to catch up and get ahead, and apartments are so expensive... I feel for him.

[@nkazisibanda101]

This is me right now 😁

[@alexandermcaleer9124]

This video caused me a lot of stress lol

[@shadowfilm7980]

I was LOL at that last statement from the father. “Can’t wait for my own death”. 😂

[@marklechman2225]

Stiller is genius. So were his folks.👍

[@jeffrow182255]

DAD: "As long as you live under our roof, you live by our rules."

[@theanti-monitor6816]

Best dad ever!!!

[@Rob-oy2hr]

I was waiting for Ben to start screaming "all I want is a pepsi but you wouldn't give it to me!!! Just want pepsi!!! I went to your church!!! I went to your schools!!! Just want pepsi!!!

[@daandemeyer1708]

This guy has really one of the best rants ever

[@Room142]

i can't wait for my own death lol

[@teamhurricanedramatics8545]

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[@sabinaz19]

He was more rational then I was when I was a teenager

[@clarencethomas5311]

“Ive got the phone !!!” That brings back memories, having to yell back when you picked up, then you listen for the click to make sure the other end hung up

[@johnvalentine4720]

I'm 53 and live with my pa - who is 85 - and couldn't be happier. I have a well paid job, university degree and have had several relationships with perfectly nice women. Why is this viewed as anathema by (most of) society?