Surprise Home Makeover - SNL

[@nathanpearl2321]

Background info: Alexandra Kennedy Shatt left Matt because she felt she was not good enough or pretty enough for him.

[@ember-brandt]

I really wish the writers had done this. It would have been a lot funnier imo.

[@rosierust]

What happened?

[@philipbruton6561]

He has to psyche them out. That's all that explains this. Maybe he's super mean and puts them down?

[@DesertRunner602]

🤣

[@thiagopereira8125]

Finally my question is answered

[@Abidur_]

“Last time I checked” “Check again” This needs more recognition 😂

[@huh7270]

Samuel Makanda shut up no one asked

[@daviddelaney2407]

and later, the designer did! --Dave, "perfectly average!" he says, with a .8-second grope. folks, THAT is TALENT right there

[@showtimesb7069]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZq6mniMiNWWopY

[@supermansuperman9066]

SNL DID THIS VERY SAME SKIT 2 YEARS AGO ; DIFFERENT PEOPLE . NOW,85% OF THE SHOW IS TAPED. THEY'VE BEEN GOING DOWN HILL EVER SINCE THEY RAISED THEIR UGLY LEFTIST DEMOCRATE HEADS. NEARLY THE ENTIRE SHOW IS SNL TRYING TO FORCE DNC PROPAGANDA DOWN VIEWERS THROATS. IMAGINE SELLING YOUR COUNTRY OUT IN THIS MANNER. ALL SNL PLAYERS MOST TOW THE DEMOCRATE LINE; IF NOT, THEN THEY'RE KICKED OUT. ALSO; SNL PLAYERS ARE ALL ABOUT DRUGS , BOTH REHEARSALS AND SHOWTIME. CONSERVATIVE RADIO HAS A BIGGER AUDIENCE .

[@stevendavidcox9761]

@@daviddelaney2407 and from the previous skit, Leslie called it later on with her two theories(audience laughs hysterically and applause): Former: This dude is packing a major tree trunk; Latter: He kidnapped her and she later developed Stockholm Syndrome. Good call, Leslie, miss you.

[@Ego-de4dt]

“Like, I never get lucky like this”

[@alexiatr]

😋🤣🤣

[@macyormomo2676]

I’m not gunna like this comment because right now it’s on 666 likes

[@AJ-ph4dn]

@@macyormomo2676 Shut up

[@floopyloppy4712]

@@AJ-ph4dn dude you better chill

[@NAConen]

I remember dating a nerd once and yes he didn’t have much to offer except a large 🦴. He was not very nice.

[@NoHomerS]

The way Keenan lifts Mikey's shirt with a pencil just like a detective at a crime scene 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexiatr]

And still didn't have many nipples like he did later 😂

[@NoHomerS]

@@alexiatr evolution phase.

[@annabanana8700]

And Mikey just lets him😂😂😂

[@wisdomprepper]

I spotted the pencil at the very beginning of the sketch and was wondering why he had a pencil. lol

[@dhanurs8085]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emmae2520]

I feel bad for Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt. She stuck by him during tragedy, and now he's remarried without a mention of her?

[@nicholaswetzel7119]

Maybe she just couldn’t handle the power of his Crocs?

[@andrelamarqjenkins]

Matt had a procedure to get that missing Part so he had to move on from the woman who was okay with his not having it.

[@mariaa.5829]

@@andrelamarqjenkins what

[@SirAlazar]

Wtf is happening...

[@mariaa.5829]

@@andrelamarqjenkins ?

[@MagneticPowder]

Matt Schatt gets ladies because of his confidence. He wears crocks and loves smurfs and he gives no f*cks

[@Zimuahaha]

@@Paranoid_Alchemist he has no job, and she's an attorney.

[@absalomparker8804]

@@Zimuahaha He's BETWEEN jobs. There IS a difference.

[@abuabdoalwaheed9967]

I have confedence, never got those lovely ladies, Damn it Matt Schatt

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Erin Wright and has a Smurff tat on his lower back

[@Arctrooper2091]

@@absalomparker8804 That's what I keep telling my parents.

[@jamesmartin9401]

I gotta give Jennifer credit for playing the overwhelmed suburban woman to the hilt.

[@mikemurphey7218]

She never tripped

[@rojasboxing2045]

Shes a greata actress

[@robsomner476]

she from the block, tho.

[@jamesmartin9401]

@@robsomner476 Well done.

[@akeembrown7945]

I see what you did here..

[@CJLOVE23]

The Matt Shatt skits are hilarious because of Kenan’s reaction. Crocs with socks! Smurf’s life tramp stamp! 😂😂 I love how angry he gets

[@jacobwaters1147]

Smurfs? What a dork lol

[@currupto5883]

Damn Matt Shatt always get the hot girls

[@ObscuredByTime]

The Smurf tramp stamp was the only thing that made me chuckle

[@harrietpotter649]

He's such a good angry straight man lol

[@veena4976]

@@ObscuredByTime .

[@jasonkazazis]

-Is your husband home? -Yes -Could you go get him, sir? 😂😂

[@owens75647]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrkeynotespeaker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nemi-mout1874]

You know this will be the real-life fate of any woman who marries Chris Evans... They will make her a real& literal Max Schatt. 😖😳

[@lboskeezi5796]

😂😂😂

[@1do2likeU]

@@nemi-mout1874 are you calling Chris Evans an ugly dork? Or what are you saying?

[@blipmachine]

“Accessibility is the key since Jacqueline is visually impaired” 😂

[@JPC629]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmGQhndshL6Cr8k Seeing that's the premise may I offer her an lovely 2019 trashed model 3 Tesla? No I'm am not kidding around here folks. 💔

[@williamgregory5011]

What's next? Two old bearded men with crusty beards slipping tongue to each other?..🤮SNL is pushing agenda

[@othermail7183]

VOTE ANDREW YANG FOR PRESIDENT YANG2020 🧢🇺🇸❤️

[@Gmez759]

William Gregory get a life it’s a comedy skit Jesus 😂😂😂

[@darkwriter_xx94]

I think it would’ve been funnier if Keenan’s character recognized Matt and was doubly enraged that he managed to pull two hot wives.

[@forman208]

Lol, I was thinking the same exact thing. This skit was still mad funny, but that was a missed opportunity for them

[@beautyandgrace7997]

They obviously don’t care about continuity Bc Matt has a penis now and not just balls

[@norayrgevorkyan6425]

Beauty and Grace he got a penis transplant

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

He plays different people in each sketch so why would he recognise him?

[@wilclark2272]

My first question would've been, what happened to the other one? 🤔

[@mbayatab4326]

- Just so I am clear: you two are married? - Last time I checked. - Would you check again?

[@shashind.9591]

Thats just the dialogue....why are u commenting the subtitles

[@tylerhobbs7178]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate just how well Kenan is aging, sheesh, he literally looks younger than he was on All That

[@naivenitara]

Right?? 😃 Black don't crack! Kel Mitchell still looks young af too

[@meme_4ife871]

Nitara Jones ha

[@FingersCrossedBeauty]

I used to sneak out at night to watch Kenan and Kel when I was super super young, and he literally looks the exact same now on SNL as he did back then, it’s absolutely insane lol

[@OGitGirlJess]

Tyler Hobbs Yes, He looks great!

[@rayarocho9187]

He lost weight. He was much heavier.

[@Robtao1978]

We need a Matt Schatt skit everytime their is a hot female host.

[@007hellz]

Thats a dam good idea

[@samaraisnt]

@@007hellz Calm down, Mikey.

[@007hellz]

@@samaraisnt ????!!!!!!

[@adamarens3520]

Zeus Razor cause he thinks you might be Mikey Day who plays Matt, who gets to be “married” to all the hot female show hosts. By explaining this joke, I’ve killed it. But it was a good joke.

[@007hellz]

@@adamarens3520 lol ok. No this isnt mikey lol

[@terrennicole6793]

“I’m sorry I yelled” lol no one else could do this like Keenan

[@noway2434]

Fat Albert sucks, not funny, and has been on the show for over 12 years. Time to go

[@sophie6413]

@@noway2434 🙄Are you legitimately mad because he wasn't fired/hasn't quit? What the hell is wrong with you? You're just complaining to complain.

[@joy2955]

Kenan is a fucking legend, longest-running cast member on SNL of all time. And for good reason. He's a natural. I still love SNL, even though it's floundered in recent years. But Kenan can bring life to any sketch.

[@kathleensullivan3765]

No Wa y I’m mm

[@jmedakwon]

Absolutely @TerrenNicole. I saw a previous version of this skit which was funny; but this Lopez edition has an ensemble - led by the king of comedic timing Keenan - who totally believe in the hilarious absurdness of the situation and they hit it out of the park.

[@Laurenlena]

I taught preschool years back and there was a couple like this. Wife looked just like Jessica Chastain and husband was a small, balding man who loved cargo shorts. Turns out husband was an amazing father and the kindest, sweetest man we’d ever met. It all made sense in the end.

[@paultardspambot]

did he also have lots of money though?

[@mysunflowers7]

@@paultardspambotdid she say that? We can make our own money. Why do guys always bring up money like it’s a thing. Most of y’all are broke 😂

[@paultardspambot]

@@mysunflowers7 its literally part of the Matt Shatt joke. lordy. and yes, i'm broke as hell

[@mysunflowers7]

@iamme25yago here’s another man just changing the entire conversation to something completely different. Y’all are weird 😂

[@sillybillygoatsdoincartwheels]

⁠@iamme25yagoY’all it’s a joke 💀 chill out with the sexist remarks

[@katie-oy7wn]

“i’m here with a jacqueline, a human rights lawyer, bronze goddess, and her husband by choice, Matt Schatt, an unemployed smurf man”

[@kzzephyr]

Hahah the way he said his name @3:47

[@rayarocho9187]

Bronx goddess, not bronze goddess.

[@Winteramen]

You know, the way Matt responds illustrates his confidence and acceptance of himself. He's okay with who he is, and i guess that confidence is attractive

[@stephanielopez8347]

Ray Arocho I think its bronze cud thats what the captions said i dunno

[@Bailemos888]

@@rayarocho9187 no mention of Bronx

[@sanbetski]

“Is it a green card thing “killed me LOL

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

I spit out my cherry 7Up when dude asked if she's blind??? 😂💀

[@HandyManny11]

@glm its a joke, calm down

[@abuabdoalwaheed9967]

I peed in my pants when I heard the green card thing.

[@adad-ec6ht]

I have dated and banged many women looking for green cards. Love it.

[@marcusfarcus]

Gotta love Mikey Day’s self-deprecating sense of humor. Love his sketches

[@kalindatchev994]

Mikey has already become an all-time SNL legend, IMO.

[@chovue2363]

My favorite mikey day sketches usually consist of him saying, "whaaa? Hoooww? Whhhyy?!?" 😆

[@1970boobear]

@Marcus Farcus Yes. He had me at "Tulipping" 😂

[@lcozzarelli]

I loved him as a David Pumpkins B-boy skeleton

[@rileyxsko]

I like how Matt just seems like a genuinely nice guy, just happy to live his life. I hope he got a job.

[@needles1987]

He must have lost his puppeteer job.

[@k-poppanda9430]

“On the third time I finally said yes” 😂😂

[@LeonWick526]

THREE TIMES?!

[@ernestholloway9436]

Well we allknow how many times she said yes

[@snobbypolitics7792]

Carpenter Steve: “I just see one.” *quickly cut to Kenan* LMFAO!

[@abueloorgulloso]

Designer Brylee: "I'm sorry I just have to do this, nope it's not huge, totally average." 😂

[@SpartanJon1337]

The Real Machine Gun Kelly That was the best part.

[@MindWaveShort]

The Real Machine Gun Kelly 😂😅👍🏻

[@mrcleod]

Best part

[@EstherRimert]

The Real Machine Gun Kelly Best line!!

[@TheNameTag]

I think that's amazing cause in the last one he didn't have a dick. This man grew a new dick.

[@S2C8509]

Last sketch: Born without it This sketch: "Average." He's evolving

[@drinkaholix4181]

He'll have a massive one soon. He'll be a god

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

This comment chain made me cry laughing, thank you for this

[@yokikokudou]

I need more of this Shatt skit!!! 🤣😆😜🤪😂 & have kenan interview both jlo & margot

[@canaisyoung3601]

This time: hanging 5, standing 4

[@Charlezard.]

In the next one he'll be over 5", like all incels are.

[@aliali-ce3yf]

If Henry Cavill ever hosts, they have to have a Maxine Schatt

[@Robtao1978]

That would be great....except you can't call a woman not attractive these days.

[@megamanhikari8095]

@@Robtao1978 you can if you get a girl that's hella pretty and make her look ugly. Like Cecily Strong

[@andreblackaller3560]

Megaman Hikari Like a gap teeth and trashy look.

[@DoomerDarling]

More like just Matt Schatt again with a gay side piece (let’s be real tho, All Matt’s lovers are side pieces and COOL WITH IT)

[@UWalvern0810]

I think they could’ve done that the last time The Rock hosted.

[@ms38wr1]

"We'll just do open concept, shiplap; just like we always do". SO TRUE FO THESE SHOWS!!!

[@anjeliquealexander3430]

"I know, I'm embarrassed. I should've gone with Papa Smurf." 😷😷

[@reganwolf4405]

😅😅🤭

[@neegas3490]

🤣

[@colineccher]

i actually saw this sketch being rehearsed earlier that afternoon on a tour and he didn’t have the tattoo on yet and everyone was so confused why they were pointing at his back lol

[@watsoncorreos616]

Can we take a moment to appreciate JLo's acting here? She genuinely seems thrilled as if she really won lol

[@cheneethompson5756]

Yeah And she's gorgeous!

[@milesjohnson5487]

FYI- Jennifer Lopez has been an actress for a long time.

[@Solicyte]

I honestly never thought she was that pretty or that good an actress - until literally now like 30 years Into her career lol. She looks fantastic and she did seem genuinely thrilled. I had a legit "oh my god" moment when I realized it was J. Lo.

[@watsoncorreos616]

@@Solicyte same!!! Lol

[@briananderson8428]

@@watsoncorreos616 Also same!! Jennifer Lopez rocked it!

[@sleepy670]

She is an absolute goddess. Can't believe she is 50 years old in this skit.

[@oscarinacan]

Maybe she ages well, maybe it's a shit ton of makeup. We'll never know

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Yup, she'll always have that glow

[@DavidSnay]

I didn't even recognize her. I was just watching the skit and I thought "Damn! Who is that lady?" Was stunned.

[@TallSilentGuy]

What was the air date?

[@xxviciousbeautyxx]

@@DavidSnay She looks the same any other time.

[@victorrhams3429]

Wow, Matt went from Margot Robbie to J-Lo within three years in no time flat!

[@jmrggrmj9330]

open marriage

[@ErisRising]

Margot obviously didn't meet his needs.

[@JachAnen]

@@gillese9446 Every millennial knows of her and some of the oldest in gen z. So the most people you'll meet that didn't start going to school or kindergarten in the last 10 years and doesn't have or close to the age of retirement

[@skinsey85]

@@gillese9446 Can't tell if this is satire or serious 🤔 Also, what is an "anked" chick?

[@Kaddywompous]

You can’t keep a stallion in the stable.

[@johnnybgoode4778]

Matt Shatt's body count: -Margot Robbie -J-Lo An absolute legend

[@corylyonsmusic]

They better keep em coming, these sketches are too good to let die.

[@runalongnowm8]

I wondered why he would have left Margot's character until JLo's talked about open marriage lol

[@garysummers3587]

Legend, more then that. He's like in Ron Jeremy God territory.

[@behindthescenes3189]

superduperjoi you must have forgotten that the man doesn’t have a penis, he only got testicles

[@showtimesb7069]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZq6mniMiNWWopY

[@ankitpant439]

Jennifer Lopez is so funny. Her comic timing is so good. She nailed this. Queen of Rom-coms for a reason.

[@eolsunder]

and she's hot and good looking, that part doesn't hurt either.

[@tonyandre2905]

“Is your husband home”? Yes. “Could you please go get him”? 😂😂🤣

[@traceylennon1204]

The funniest part! @Tony Andre

[@benzaiten933]

"a human rights lawyer bronze goddess and her husband by choice an unemployed smurf man" 😅

[@nene90047R1]

I think he meant Bronx

[@panacea20111]

He said Bronx

[@eymariosalazar]

Bronze is better thanks for that lol

[@JoeKeyes]

He said and meant bronze lol Her skin, guys. Her skin.

[@rugr82day]

He said "Bronze" as in her skin color and honey blonde hair. If she was black he might have said chocolate or ebony goddess.

[@SofaSpy]

Isn't it obvious that Matt got her a Peloton and she loved him since

[@jodih9000]

Best comment here! 😂

[@laughingn.learning9822]

Hahaha...that made me giggle

[@checkingmypito3125]

He probably works for Facebook

[@birdiespeaks8538]

😭😂😂😂

[@checkingmypito3125]

This was hilarious, describes our times

[@josesiliezar1758]

"That makes 2 of us!" Kenan deserves an Emmy just from that line!

[@blipmachine]

This legend Matt Schatt (with two T's) went from Margot Robbie to Jennifer Lopez. Giving hope to nerdy dudes since 2016.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Well if you write the script, you can do whatever you want...but doesn't make it real life.

[@khanhhien06]

Hope to nerds? Look at the CEOs of Facebook, Microsoft and Apple. Nerds have been winning since the beginning of time. :)

[@Alphacentauri819]

Hahahahah! I tend to be attracted to nerds... and I’ve been compared to Katherine Heigl, so, I don’t know. There’s something about the nerds😊

[@mattier.9095]

Blip Machine 😆😆👏🏽👏🏽😆😆👏🏽👏🏽

[@wellnessconnect3368]

I love nerdy dudes.

[@lindsays7232]

“An unemployed smurf man” made me laugh very loud.

[@haughsinead]

Lindsay S it was the weakest line

[@cheryldarden3758]

Keenan Thompson is so damn funny in everything he does. His facial expressions get me before he even starts talking.😂😂

[@ChrisOliver4307]

I'll never get sick of this gag. I smurfin love it.

[@macforme]

Chris... I hope the real home makeover show gets the hint.

[@sophial.6633]

“I think I smell burnt toast” LMAO Kenan’s character was brought to the brink of death lol

[@Geminicricketi]

Cryingggggg 😭😭😭😭

[@chrisharris9577]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessica-sm1nc]

I’m so glad this skit got another installment

[@TCt83067695]

When was the previous one?

[@DanElgaard9]

@@TCt83067695 Maggot Robbie - search for it - it is hillarious!

[@TCt83067695]

@@DanElgaard9 Thks. Here's the link if anyone else is interested kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHPGeGiqhLqFq68

[@KonamiKonami]

I knew this seemed familiar!

[@tjbooker9948]

Right. Nothing like the unfunny stuff to make the kinda funny stuff seem really funny.

[@BugOperator]

Mickey Day’s nonchalant “smurfin’ crazy” killed me.

[@charlesgamble4670]

That was so funny!!!!

[@PenaltyKillah]

We just need a trilogy with Scarlett Johansson married to Mikey's character (and Jost makes an awkward cameo as an Uber or FedEx guy)

[@AmusementLabs]

Plot twist: he's secretly made leaps and bounds in robotics....

[@xbcvideo9751]

That actress commented ok boomer under my video

[@neegas3490]

🤣

[@Chipotleadvisory]

carlos Rivas you realize the joke was Matt’s wife was a robot that he created

[@AmusementLabs]

@@Chipotleadvisory r/woooosh for sure

[@dylankelly8437]

carlos Rivas bruh are you dumb??????? Rhetorical question no need to respond.

[@imfromdowntown]

I really need to know if Matt still wears Crocs with socks.

[@rkms5606]

You know that he does... 😂

[@abigailhe7729]

Mikey is so amazing in this character since day 1. Lmao

[@AlexandraOlifirowicz]

And what happened to Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt

[@mechwarrior52]

@@AlexandraOlifirowicz Matt broke up with her. He was out of her league ;p

[@supermanprime6758]

Alex PL That's the Lords Mistress to you sir.

[@tylerkochman1007]

What happened to his last wife, Mrs. Kennedy-Schatt (Margot Robbie)? And his puppeteering career?

[@troyvzwky]

They say it right there in the sketch. You can't keep a stallion in the stable.

[@tylerkochman1007]

And now Matt has an average penis, but last time they said he was born with balls but no penis. Maybe they gave him prosthesis?

[@TheOverSeened]

Another Matt shatt exists

[@jordan420blazed4]

Puppeteering is not the best career you can have 😂

[@TealBishie]

Yeah the ruined continuity ruined this one for me. Never thought I'd say that about an SNL skit.

[@Simulacrum1310]

"So what is it then, a green card thing?" Dead

[@meinoly809]

J-Lo is a natural for this skit since she was married to Marc Anthony

[@jades.32]

🤣🤣

[@missynemo1006]

😱😱😭😭😭

[@Volvican]

psychocolate ouch.

[@luv2dancesalsa]

That means Julia Roberts... ergo Lyle Lovett.

[@xchapix]

😂😂😂

[@danielmcgraw2327]

"I just see one" "What's that now?" 10/10 delivery

[@Logan_Baron]

"Last time I checked" "Could you check again" Kenan kills me.

[@jbevans896]

No matter how often I watch this, I kill myself laughing every time, Kenan is absolutely brilliant

[@derekseven1647]

There is no SNL without kenan Thompson

[@elnuisance]

Mikey's small nuances to make the character look dumb are so amazing😂😂😂

[@gkus7008]

He's just being himself

[@jadahwise]

He's iconic

[@MsSavagechef]

The too short shirt and the hairdo help.

[@melodyeisenberg2789]

Kinda obvious.

[@jeanselina]

The way Kenan says "a damn smurf!" when he sits down cracks me up ahaha

[@MindWaveShort]

“I never get lucky like this” lmao 😂🤣

[@PopcornedPlanet]

Just wanna throw some serious props to Mikey Day, who absolutely kills it in this

[@jadahwise]

LITERALLY Mikey never misses

[@melodyeisenberg2789]

He was first hired as a writer for the show. He has comedy in his background and apparently his blood. Brilliant character flawless performance.

[@Beloved_Boahemaah]

"Accessibility is the key. We need to make it safe and easy for Jacklyn to get around the house since she's visually impaired" Wow😂😂😂

[@NineteenEightyFive]

That got me

[@bluemarble2114]

The actor who played designer Brylee is great. I would love to see him more in the skits.

[@gamjc]

That's Bowen Yang! He's the newest featured cast member and co-hosts the podcast Las Culturistas. He's amazing!

[@bluemarble2114]

@@lanareigns Haha you got me! Actually I wish I live in New York and take part in SNL.

[@xxx-il9dv]

Bowen Yang

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

@@xxx-il9dv YANG GANG

[@VanAlstyneBros]

@@gamjc why his Yang impression gotta be so annoying tho ugh

[@pamm5287]

"I'm Sorry, I Have To Do This. No It's Not Huge." 😂

[@HeyTash]

Pam M I was hoping they checked 😂 But what if he’s a grower not a shower

[@roxxylala26]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pamm5287]

@@HeyTash 🤷🏼🤣😂

[@hd-xc2lz]

If a skit featured a female cast member having her ass fondled by a straight male to see if it feels good to the touch are you laughing yourself silly?

[@Micisme86]

Nice body shamming joke

[@bsherder]

Props to Jennifer Lopez. She really pulled it off. I had no idea she could do such a good job at acting.

[@kathrynchatman2258]

…she’s been acting since the 90’s

[@doryn8317]

@@kathrynchatman2258 😂😂😂

[@paulkane7771]

Why? She's an actress.

[@bsherder]

@@paulkane7771 I watched like one movie with her in it and she was okay. This was live and obviously not all the acttress/actors that do SNL are good. Some of them have really sucked.

[@paulkane7771]

@@bsherder I would tend to agree with you, there are some "good actors" out there who can't do live sketch comedy. JLo is a decent actor, I mean she's not gonna win any Oscars or anything, but I've seen her in a few things and she's fine. She's a pretty fun person if you ever see her in any interviews or stuff like that. I think that attitude helps with doing this type of comedy work.

[@michaelunity7796]

Seriously I see couples like this all the time. Some women really aren't into looks.

[@mariamabimbola6795]

For example Adrienne bailon and beyonce

[@laurasmith1078]

@@mariamabimbola6795 Adrienne Bailon is not that wonderful looking. She just wears a ton of makeup.

[@free22]

michael UNITY Yeah but they are usually couples where one of them let themselves go. You see their marriage photos and “Hot damn!,” one of them looks nothing like they used to.

[@ScrimGargoyle]

Where are they?

[@latrellcasey1544]

Y’all do realize that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder, right? Who yall may think is ugly other people may not and vise versa.

[@kida4693]

“You can’t keep a stallion in the stables!” 😂😂😂😂 dead 💀

[@caramelktx32]

Right! That had me dying laughing.... Then when the designer checked his package and said 'average' I thought I was going to fall out of my chair 😂 😂😂😂

[@ishasingh1065]

What's that mean

[@danielponder690]

@@ishasingh1065 they assumed a beautiful woman like that would only be with a guy like that if he had large privates. They said he didn’t.

[@jrlytca7998]

The burnt toast is what got me laughed so hard my upper body went numb.

[@airressunplugged1994]

When they said she was visually impaired I lost it!

[@maryschroeder1533]

Mikey underplaying Matt Shatt is the genius of these sketches.

[@fignewton0000]

*grabs sack* Wife: no reaction Guy: no reaction Audience: woooooah

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

😂😂😂😂 I wonder how he felt

[@Zackhasacat]

Weird since he was born without a hose.

[@DS11110]

It's still sexual harassment 😱

[@chano6555]

It looks like he’s wearing a cup

[@joshperson3317]

It’s rehearsed.

[@angeleyes_1412]

The way Kenan delivers on these skits.. he kills me every time and I’ve watched them more than once 😂🤣😂🤣

[@shahbanomalik7802]

so basically this skit is based on Pete Davidson and all of his extremely beautiful girlfriends.

[@ashleythompson2984]

Solid answer

[@Noppelius]

Nah its just bbno$

[@RandomPerson-rw8be]

Michael you’re kidding right?

[@LetsRunTheDayAwaysavbean]

pete is hot asf

[@tactfulanimal]

Except Pete has the solid drug hookup.

[@UserName-cb6jz]

3:04 "Matt Shatt, America! Has a Smurf Life tramp stamp. Oh my, oh my God! It's a FULL SMURF!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryansizemore5064]

the less than half-hearted greeting from bowen's character for matt shatt is the finest bit of subtlety i've yet seen him execute.

[@Morendo13]

“Open concept, shiplap, the same things we always do.” Isn’t that the truth!

[@stephaniechristy9402]

Morendo13 thank you, I have been saying this too.

[@dcny69]

Morendo13 hahahahaha

[@AnaDiaz-wz4cf]

Don't forget the granite countertops and farm sink.

[@evenstevensranked]

5:08 "What am I sitting o- A DAMN SMURF?!?!" - I love Kenan. His delivery never gets old.

[@juanjvaldez8215]

❤

[@PhillyFrank1]

The "open concept and shiplap, like we always do" line is dead-on. I suppose in 20 years, HGTV makeovers will feature lots of couples want that "contemporary, separate-function room style." Very game of Mikey Day -- we know he can be a hottie with different clothes and hair (see, e.g., his turn as one of The Village People). Oh, to lift up his shirt and have a feel of his package.

[@mew10521]

what village people? u mean skit?

[@EV-wp1fj]

When he was a writer on SNL years ago they'd occasionally use him in stuff. Very handsome and a bit buff in his youth, still handsome, just older.

[@mayankmishra03]

I just love Matt Shatt character and Kenan is as usual gold in it. This should be a regular skit. Cant wait for another 3 years.

[@Leonaza7]

Jacqueline - “My mind is so blown right now” Becker - “That makes the two of us” 😂😂

[@monicapyle]

Roller blades are his "sports stuff" 😂

[@monicapyle]

@Dr. Loomis I are smart!

[@akeyna1]

@@monicapyle ⁴448 881+

[@CoachHeyward]

Doubled over laughing when Keenan sat down at the end 😂 excellent final gag. Well done!

[@Jason-nosaJ]

Like just about every Latina White Guy couple I've ever seen looks like this.

[@ashleyshim2078]

Lmaooo ikr sad😂😂😂😂😂

[@nkumaze]

Green card 😂 🤣

[@Sweetanabel17]

Yup lol😂

[@MlleJulliette]

I feel personally attacked. Edit: I would like to clarify that I'm not mad. Some of y'all are rude- it was a joke, I think this comment is funny and I relate (which is why I said I feel personally attacked) because I've legit only dated white guys. And I'm happy and proud to be Latina. (I moved to South America when I was 18 for a couple of years with my parents before moving back to the States and enjoyed the culture.)

[@jolieart]

Haha o

[@steffnic13]

Keenan is a damn national treasure. 😂

[@bsquared4604]

he's the best! always entertaining.

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@Dearevanhansen223]

“I think I smell burnt toast.” I was dying from laughter

[@unoriginalname6604]

Honestly, I didn't get it. Mind clarifying it?

[@roxxylala26]

Yeah, I don't get that one line either...

[@lynnetteperryman-kent9431]

@@roxxylala26 it means he is having a stroke sometimes people smell burnt toast

[@sunny71169]

@@lynnetteperryman-kent9431 Thanks. Went right over my head too!

[@Lotusblume.8]

Lynnette Perryman-kent good to know! Lol

[@sairen5121]

This sketch should end with Kenan's wife being attracted to Matt too.

[@shanhussain6114]

We need a crossover between Matt Schatt and Chad teaching men how to pick up girls

[@SynthApprentice]

... Okay.

[@Kaleidalee]

Ew, fuck incels and pick-up artists.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@Kaleidalee yep. 🤮

[@gulnaazafzal8650]

"My mind is so blown." "That makes the two of us." Pure gold!

[@Zeldarw104]

🤭😂😂😂

[@JJ-xs9me]

I think the reason Matt is so popular is that he's not intimidated by how successful the women are and that he doesn't treat them like a "prize"

[@free22]

JJ Also he doesn’t exist

[@MsWill813]

He looks like a guy who does dishes just to pass the time.

[@JJ-xs9me]

@@MsWill813 Exactly! that's how my mom fell in love with my dad.

[@MsWill813]

@@JJ-xs9me Also my first husband was like that. So nice and clean all the time.

[@Pinkrosessss]

Taina Williams first ? Damn did he die I sorry

[@UserName-cb6jz]

2:35 "Yep, you're looking at two plain old boring Americans." "I just see one." 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNewton]

1:32 "I never get lucky like this" that look on her face says everything

[@SailorMoonKat.]

Yaaas!! I did notice it before I found your comment.

[@notadog]

"You'd think with the last name Shatt he would have gone with Matthew"

[@gardenias]

Matthew Shatthew

[@12mountain]

On the positive side Matt apparently regrew some of his “essentials” since his last marriage! A modern medical miracle!

[@jozen1098]

Bart Thompson YES SOMEBODY REMEMBERED

[@salmacaribbean7362]

And no longer a puppeteer!!! Unemployed! 🤣

[@the_rebekah_leigh]

Yes! Lol I remember that 😂

[@JohnSmith-kd6ip]

Maybe his new wife bought him a prosthetic...organ.

[@dude999642]

Nice catch, Bart T.

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

Can't get enough of Mikey in this role. The skit with Margot was just as outrageous.

[@corylyonsmusic]

"Since she is visually impaured" "So is it a green card thing?" Hahahahaha, please never stop doing the Matt Schatt sketches, they are absolutely amazing!

[@guyrub1441]

Mikey Day is WAY too hot for this role.

[@johnindigo5477]

The glasses and hair only hide so much.

[@johnindigo5477]

The cast of snl is way too attractive for this role.

[@iibigfoot1242]

exactly

[@graceknowswhatyoudid3064]

I actually don't hate the hair

[@laurasmith1078]

He's extremely lanky and pale

[@gopherb3985]

This couple is no more strange than Pete Davidson and Kate beckinsale.

[@LazarusSlade]

I used to think the same! Unfortunately I checked Kate Beckinsale's Instagram account, and I'm pretty sure Pete Davidson did the break up, this chick is fucking nuts!

[@karenstrader6300]

Every time I see Pete Davidson with another beautiful woman, I think to myself he must have a dingaling of gold. Smh

[@Dirrtyvictory]

@@karenstrader6300 Ariana said it was big, if I'm remembering correctly

[@shontelcunny5641]

@@karenstrader6300 dingaling of gold. My favorite song by the Braxton's 😂

[@neegas3490]

👀

[@wiredforstereo]

I wish SNL would do more series like this. I love the repeats, like the Schatts, the bar hookup, the alien abduction, the science show, the Californians, the game shows, the disaster scene at the name change office, etc. The one that I wasn't really into was "What's Up with That."

[@ameliaharris9013]

“I smurfin love em” - Mikey Day, 2019.

[@sugunakrishnaswami4242]

"1. Matt Shatt is packing a TREE TRUNK in his pants; or 2. He kidnapped her, and she got Stockholm syndrome." Leslie Jones, 2016

[@AmusementLabs]

God miss her. I still don't get why she left.

[@AP-bc7mg]

I was just about to ad a comment saying, i've seen this sketch before. Lol

[@CT-um7zq]

If you find a link post it pleeeease

[@AmusementLabs]

@@CT-um7zq use the search bar???

[@sugunakrishnaswami4242]

@@CT-um7zq Ok boomer, kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHPGeGiqhLqFq68

[@snorlax_senpai9113]

I am officially declaring Kenan Thompson, the KING of sketch comedy!!!

[@chuckfan1]

Yah, since he plays basically the same character in every sketch.

[@dgillies5420]

This is the strongest cast since 1975-1977. Kenan, Kate McKinnon, Mikey Day, Colin Jost, Michael Che. Their bench could beat most SNL casts of the past 30Y. More Mikey Day : kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJvPY6Okh8SKqas

[@wnerko7484]

Wow!! Really? Lol.if youve only seen a few and your 9yrs old.then youre correct

[@digitalbritt2k]

He’s literally been doing sketch comedy professionally since he was a child. 👑 Legend.

[@georgetinker1292]

I'm smelling burnt toast. I'm having a stroke...😂😂😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Now THIS sketch was actually good!!! I cried laughing and JLo did Great and stayed in character. Love it!! 😂😂😂

[@xxx-il9dv]

J Lo is actually a pretty good actress.

[@Trickvixity]

this was my reaction to jerry gergichis's wife in parks and rec

[@psychovipervenom9020]

Exactly

[@andrewhung3863]

I mean he was packing tho

[@hectorarredondo6929]

@@andrewhung3863 and he is a different peron woth his family he isnt clumsy

[@samaraisnt]

@@hectorarredondo6929 While true, he is incredibly ugly, obese, gray, and has a good 20 years on her...also he works a low level position at a parks dept..The full package!

[@SuperLadyDanger]

S Actually Christie Brinkley is older than the guy who played Gary/Jerry/Larry/Terry.

[@willwright9317]

“I know I shoulda got papa smurf” Matt Shatt the goat

[@GurenKaishoshiki]

Alexandra Kennedy Shatt left Matt because she felt unworthy to be his wife. My guess is she's one of many; happily fulfilling his needs.