Penelope: Thanksgiving - SNL

[@eoljjangiee]

"I think you're gonna see a lot of fireworks. Because you live outside" 😭😭😭

[@roben2791]

thanks I've missed that cuz I was laughing so hard

[@fatumomohamud6406]

omg too savage.

[@youreacunt8072]

💀💀💀

[@pamjoseph2325]

Soonkyu Park Omg. This comment. 😂 I must've rewound that part like 50 times! Lol. Had no idea what she was saying that made the audience go nuts! Thank you! 😎

[@devotedcetacean6568]

Soonkyu Park :o

[@Ekiwixo]

Anne should have been like "Well I am the princess of Genovia"

[@denisespurlock]

+Ellie Kewitsch Not a big fan of Anne.

[@004slade]

+Denise Spurlock how? She's the best!

[@BlueGlow26]

Yeah, I thought she was gonna say "yeah? Well, I'm the queen of Genova!"

[@mousemouth474]

+Denise Spurlock don't make this about yourself ✋

[@shydreamguyman4098]

+Ellie Kewitsch she just announced that she is having a baby .

[@larsstoerloes6619]

The genius of this character is that we ALL know someone like that, or at least have known. She's funny because people like her DO actually exist.

[@krislanc1239]

oh haaaaaaard yes, I know one person just like her

[@abdullahahmad4239]

I don't know anyone like that.She's funny because Kristen wiig is awesome

[@Mile_]

Lars Stoerloes

[@vivekiyer5614]

I know a lot of people like that, soooo...In fact, I myself am like that, soooo... I turned Kristen Wiig into Penelope, so a little bit more genius than her, and a lot more than you, soooo... I'm funnier than her too, soooo...

[@alwaysslightlyconcerned7332]

Yeah definitely agree with you! ......I am that person... so

[@bruceinmyheart]

Haha, that last line: "I'm not thankful four anything, I'm thankful five!"

[@MsGrapeNehi]

I liked this skit a little more than everyone else, sooo... I guess I'm just a bigger fan than all of you, sooo....

[@thesunniefiles]

Well, I guess all I can say is... the skit likes me a little bit more than everyone else, sooo... I guess it's a bigger fan of me than you of it, sooo...

[@eridianthat0nealt990]

What-If Machine square up boi lets fight

[@Nimesay1]

I super duper liked this sketch so I guess... I am a bigger fan than you sooo ..

[@jakew.5883]

I liked this skit infinity times sooooo......... that's alot more likes than all of you, soooooo.......

[@thegoodkindofweirdo]

*no my ceiling fan is bigger than yours so*

[@MrNakki]

We all know a Penelope in our lives lol

[@stevemandl5140]

aint that the truth

[@limoholikerin8945]

lady finn Well, I know two Penelopes, sooo...

[@SpamNeggs23]

Yassssss she is my coworker!

[@tophercundith6022]

I’m the Penelope...

[@Jake-pe3kc]

Limoholikerin well uh I know 3 so.... And an alien so....

[@iaintbovvered6436]

You know what they say... Optimists: The glass is half full Pessimists: The glass is half empty Penelope: My glass is 51% full probably just a little more full than yours is so

[@attakrel0ad]

this deserves more likes

[@jacquelinesakala24]

Mine is 49% full, so just a little more less full than yours, soo...

[@offbeat65]

Everyone hates me for a good reason, so...

[@darcipeeps22]

My glass is all the way full...and it’s also empty...it’s like Schrödinger’s glass...I won the Nobel Prize...so I guess I’m a more philosophical than you 💁🏽‍♀️

[@carolinebezner]

Everyone hates me for some strange reason lmao

[@studiojosie7]

Definitely one of my fave Kristen Wiig characters!!

[@sophovot5079]

+studio josie Well, i've spent the last 35 hours watching Penelope skits so... I know all the lines by heart... so i probably like her a little more than you...

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

+Sophovot Well I invented hours so... I probably know more about time then you so... I know all the shapes by brain so...

[@nikooahmadi3427]

+Sophovot how many skits are there ._.

[@trashtvinternational]

Josie D please explain why she shrinks in the end!!! Didn't get it!!

[@tywayne3]

Listen carefully to the last part from 3:46 - 4:26.

[@איתןפוזילוף]

“My ancestors come over on the April Flower!!!”

[@carolinaerickson4903]

Hahahaha I loved that one!

[@evabailey3860]

What does your username say? I am Jewish so Hebrew always catches my eye but I can't read it :(

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@evabailey3860 Eitan Polizoff.

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Penelope is the funniest

[@hap_pax]

Well I’m funnier than her soooo......

[@joshvalle5521]

lmao ive seen a comment by you on almost every SNL skit i watch

[@Mericandad]

@@hap_pax I'm funnier than you soo..💆

[@Nikki-wt8ss]

@@Mericandad I’m funny than you times affinity.. soooo

[@isabellalam08]

Well I actually am Penelope … soooooo….

[@Chishannicon]

I still quote "I'm not thankful FOR anything, I'm thankful FIVE, so..."

[@anitar1674]

Chishannicon Yeah well I still quote it too so....a year later so.... I’m still quoting it longer than you so.... it’s almost 2018 so.... then I’ll be quoting it two years longer than you so.... so...

[@m3lodr4matic]

@@anitar1674 well I'm still quoting it in 2019 soo .... it's actually almost 2020 so I'm quoting it longer than you soo...

[@JW-uy2on]

Well I just quoted it today so it's a little more recent than you so...

[@MrStephen092]

Well I'm quoting it now, so.... 4 years after the original post, so.... and I enjoyed the joke more than anyone, so...

[@catrina6541]

well i’m quoting it 5 years after the original post sooo… just a little bit of a bigger fan than the rest of you sooo… just a little more committed soooo…

[@brdn-official]

"Wow look at all these turkeys, and theres food too" lmfao I died

[@aneeladesai3852]

dylan ginther "Sir waddle of gobbla" is where I died lol

[@Sinikkastudio]

vegan shade!!! :D

[@josephschauster3689]

ha ha1

[@chrisosuna5275]

well I was born into purgatory, so, I’m a little more dead than you, so 💁‍♀️

[@eLiFILMSinc]

Did you? Did you really die? Ugh

[@KptnHaddock_]

Love the Penelope Character and I think Anne Hathaway is absolutely adorable!

[@grotesquette6536]

Käptn Haddock I think Anne Hathaway is a goddess so... I like her a little bit more than you so...

[@KptnHaddock_]

@@grotesquette6536 Haha I can live with that

[@isabellalam08]

Well I am actually Anne Hathaway’s secret lover… soooooo…

[@BethBurns68]

@@grotesquette6536 , lol! Good one!

[@py2007]

We all know somebody like this...

[@brottarnacke]

+py2007 So damn true. Happily, I have managed to avoid them ever since high school.

[@TGIthegreatindoors]

+py2007 TRUTH.

[@krislanc1239]

TRUEEEEE, can't stand these people.

[@elliot9150]

+py2007 well i know 50 people like this so.... and all of them know 100 people like this so.... I'm probably just a little more social than you...

[@corteo]

+py2007 I know more people like this than you sooo...

[@edie8931]

i love this sketch because anne hathaway acted it properly, she gave the lines character but didn’t try too hard and she let kristen get the laughs

[@a-bittersweet-tragedy0203]

The part where they showed her family killed me 😂😂

[@isabellalam08]

Killed me actually dead… soooooo…

[@Theupgradeguy]

@@isabellalam08 Well, I'm deader than you, so...

[@jennifergersch9126]

Those extras...

[@christinakolomiyets6476]

it killed me a little bit more soOoOoOo

[@slimeyslime8414]

“My dad is a chocolate chip so your dad is baked inside him so” I love this lady

[@dummyaccount2652]

"Did you guys hear the one about the peanut, who went to Central Park? It was a salted." That's a great joke! 2:22

[@emu314159]

they made it up. no one's ever heard it:) certainly not your dad

[@bugzpudding]

@@emu314159?

[@kylestubbs8867]

Question: If Penelope and Debbie Downer sat at the same park bench and had a conversation, which one would leave first?

[@livingonmusic7788]

The bench would leave them.

[@AncientEsper]

We need a skit like that seriously....

[@ashleyharris5409]

@@livingonmusic7788 lmfao😂

[@dvrksamuraii3422]

The bench would

[@dvrksamuraii3422]

The bench an the park would leave at the same time

[@noelreese5430]

Hahaha Kristen Wiig is literally my fave I can't stop laughing

[@something.icantrememberany1365]

It was not necessary for you to say "literally". At least it was accurate(unless, of course, she is not literally your "fave").

[@noelreese5430]

I don't need a English police. I can say it that way and it's fine. Thank you.

[@something.icantrememberany1365]

Ok. Say it that way. It was fine, btw. I made that clear. Also, I saw the original reply(before you edited). Quite ironic.("I don't need a English police. I can s say it that say and it's fine. Thank you.")

[@throatwobblermangrove4597]

I just happen to be HER favorite so...

[@emazing3616]

Well she’s my fav-est, and I like her better, so...

[@natinettievods3795]

There is a penelope at my school who brags about everything and tries to 1up me all the time. She bragged about getting a lower grade than me because I complained.

[@nathenism]

there are two penelopes at my school...they are twice as annoying as yours

[@Mali-kr2yu]

nathenism sooo...

[@fayeskelly1633]

There are 16 of them at my school, so...

[@Matthew-mz8ct]

All of students at my school are, so... I'm one myself, so... In fact, I know a talking dog that brags about evering thats named Penelope, so... I even know an alien, so... *Tangles hair*

[@adamnyambala5607]

Every one I know is a Penelope so I win

[@tomitstube]

anne hathaway is so good, she can make a skit look like a real scene.

[@simonefitos5203]

anne hathaway is the LITERAL cutest human being on earth

[@isabellalam08]

Well I actually am Anne Hathaway…. sooooo…

[@slateflash]

just tested positive for steroids lol

[@tessakorver]

slateflash well I just tested triple times infinity positive for steroids soo..mmmm

[@adamnyambala5607]

Well I tested positive for everything including a new one name d after me so I win

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

@benjovi55 of course she did she's on steroids

[@saketfedex]

Just tested positive for coronavirus, mine is more recent than yours sooo....

[@grahamelamblamb3198]

lol did you hear about the peanut in central park it was assaulted...so

[@stevemandl5140]

so funny I forgot to laugh

[@hannah1779]

aSALTed

[@katiemarshall1070]

Is this thing on

[@greenlee7smythe]

Anne’s reaction to that she had to think for a minute and was like, “oh shit!” Lmao 😂

[@SpamNeggs23]

😊 cute!

[@juanpjlozano93]

Probably get to see a lot of fireworks because you live outside so.... HAHAHAAH

[@ronaldnines3543]

The April flower line is priceless and the you see a lot of fireworks cuz you live outside

[@ross.white9829]

Kristen Wiig is probably my favourite character on snl ever...

[@MrsKatyCat1]

well she is definitely my favorite soo.... i like her a little more than you so....

[@tessakorver]

Bahar Kocaman hahahahahaha

[@stev6963]

Lol Kristen Wiig is an actress not a character. But I agree, she’s fucking hilarious.

[@penelope9649]

Agree! She was awesome in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, wanna go watch it again now...

[@taetae9792]

she was actually my favorite before she was your favorite, soooo

[@AmaniSa88]

Kristen Wiig is a great actress she is my favorite

[@stevemandl5140]

shes in the same room w/ me right now and were watching the dallas mavericks game,told me she really likes the owner mark cuban

[@jamescasey5297]

Steve Mandl sure you are

[@isabellalam08]

Sooooooo….

[@hibaq08]

the “you’ll probably see a-lot of fireworks bc u live outside” killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@kathk94]

Anne absolutely nailed it at 4:03! The hair touching, voice getting lower, facial expressions, mannerisms that’s all just like Penelope!

[@Audrey.eliz4b3th]

The Penelope family is hilarious 😂 I was literally laughing out loud!

[@beepityboopity]

Penelope: “Can’t play anymore, I just tested positive for-“ Me: “COVID?!” Penelope: “steroids”

[@jennifergersch9126]

I know! You woulda thunk!

[@AppleNewspaper]

Umm I'm I bit in love with this sketch just a little bit more than anyone.... So ya immm better than you... So mmmm ya

[@adamnyambala5607]

I watch this sketch everyday and even named my kids after it so I win

[@tamakiamajiki4993]

adam nyambala well I guess all I can say is I AM this sketch so I like myself a little bit more than you do soo...

[@ellesterling2422]

Ummmmm, well, all I can say is I’m a bit in love with SNL, so I guess I just like all their sketches a bit better than you do, so....

[@kevinc1968]

@@ellesterling2422 well im married to SNL and all the sketches are my children so I love them even more than you do so...........

[@lisaalisa2323]

Penelope’s family 🤣🤣🤣 2:46 😂

[@margaretf.b.9688]

This will never get old

[@chaindt]

Maragret Figures-burgh and so won't I soo.. I am always young so..

[@hazardousharleigh8332]

I wish Penelope became a full skit

[@Nimesay1]

Hazardous Harleigh i wish they'd done a Penelope in college sketch.

[@leotynan8743]

comey2610 Well I wish she became a nursery (kindergarten) sketch... Sooooooooo... I guess my wish is cuter than yours... Sooooooooo

[@japoople]

There's more Penelope skits.

[@DTD110865]

How about a Penelope porn skit? Some of the actresses would be like "I'll bet you can't handle a big black dick." Then she'd say "I'll bet I can. I know I can. I can hand two dicks the size of my thighs On both sides of my pelvis, sooooo... "

[@natecrean756]

Kristen Wiig, I'm in love with you.

[@springprincess7483]

im a bit more in love with her so....we got married last tuesday so..... we actually just finished our honeymoon so...

[@tiheera]

+tai.gra best comment ever!

[@tessakorver]

351cleavland I sleep with her every single day...while she was in the hospital from all the bee stings ...that she was just pretending so that she could have time to sleep with me....I posed as the doctor soo....

[@myfriendisaac]

That peanut joke caught me off guard 😂😭

[@jdmagtibay]

Me too. She did tell a better joke.

[@victrolicgamer5219]

“Can I have some corn?” “Only a spoonful” *pulls out comically large spoon*

[@carterstu]

I'm surprised the audience didn't laugh more when she ended up in the endzone and caught the touchdown pass. It's so absurd and stupid its funny

[@HellbentDragon]

Penelope is appearantly better than everyone.

[@HellbentDragon]

Umm... Well actually she's better than everytwo so... Umm...

[@HellbentDragon]

"I'm not thankful for anything I'm thankful five... Soo... Umm... I'm more thankful than you and umm... My relatives came over on the Aprilflower... And umm...

[@yvie914]

omg! too funny! 😂😂

[@hap_pax]

Well I’m better than her sooooo

[@kellyl470]

@@HellbentDragon 😂

[@squishyboi3080]

That little cute thing Anne did with her arms when she was saying "get our aprons on" - that made me SO HAPPY

[@heartofglass6802]

We all know a Penelope

[@annabeldoherty6562]

ScreamingFish well i know two penelope's so... mmm

[@BonoLightier]

My favorite character ever!

[@BonoLightier]

Well, she was my favorite character before she was even born, so..... =)

[@BonoLightier]

Welllll, but I'm the one who invented & created the persona "Penelope", which means, without my unbelievable intelligence, there would be no Penelope so......

[@dorian4404]

***** Well I created you two in a scientific experience so...

[@orkuttt3]

DorianYT Well i created science so...

[@BonoLightier]

Augusto Baretta Malenotti Well I created all of you so....

[@snushiess]

It would've been so great if she said "I'm the princess of Genovia"

[@hamilton_phantomoftheopera_gir]

Great reference😂

[@uwiblue]

Penelope’s family killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealDanBond]

“I now dub the Sir Waddle of Gobbla, so congratulations”

[@songbird6414]

My favorite implication of this skit is that everything she says is true. She’s just just bragging: it’s all legit.

[@Matt_Villines]

The fact alone she caught the pass proves she’s right bout everything she says.

[@vandaroleang2795]

probaby can see a lot of fireworks cuz u live outside lol

[@stevemandl5140]

lol

[@franese653]

That peanut joke was hilarious 😂

[@sundustemur2581]

Anne did "Penelope" way better than Amy Adams , Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.

[@akhtarramsha]

Well Taylor did it great

[@jamesderrick9967]

Taylor did the "whatdo you think about that Penelope so well"

[@julieporter7805]

Let's not forget Penelope's best friend, Liza Minnelli.

[@Sejuani89]

LMAO Kristen such a funny person even if she dont even try..

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

Sejuani I'm funnier than Kristin Wiig in my sleep...soooooo...

[@AceSama..]

@@ontologicallysteve7765mmm I invented sleep and I'm funnier than you so...mmmhmmm

[@Mad77max77]

Penelope is a brilliant character !!! that's awesome XD

[@keirtaylor4669]

Max Madmax yep great writing as well as great acting so

[@brycelucas286]

I know 2 people like this. Please send help immediately

[@morwennaforatenner604]

I know 3 people like this, so...

[@ViolentRainbow]

I know 4 people like this and I'm one of them so I guess I need a little more help than you so...

[@kadmonzohar2]

I know 5 and I'm 2 of them, just a little more than you so...

[@stevemandl5140]

lol

[@RebornLegacy]

lololol

[@wkdedits5811]

THE PEANUT JOKE HAHAHA

[@tangerinetangos]

“And then she proceeded to pull out a comically large spoon”

[@ramyadurai3546]

I laughed really hard when she showed her family's 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennifergersch9126]

Imagine the task they were given: "Just imitate Kristen Wiig." Who would pass that up?

[@yuriviter3557]

"Probably gonna see a lot of fireworks cause you live outside" that one got me unprepared haha

[@brodypenn]

Omg her apron, her family and her football catch was hilarious!

[@laurynhunt8657]

My dads a chocolate chip cookie so your dads baked inside mine ahahaha too funny!!!

[@keys81111]

Lauryn Hunt i

[@CountryCowboy008]

I'm the first person to watch this video in 2016. I'm in Asia so I celebrated New Year's Eve first, so....

[@elliot9150]

+Countrycowboy08 well I watched this 5 times at midnight on 2016 so... also I can time travel so went back to the first new years so... probably had a better new years eve than you did

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

+elliot9150 Well I invented New Years, and midnight so... Also 2016 is named after my great grandfather so... I'm probably more famous than you so...

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Well I am in Asia too so... And I celebrated New Years an hour before midnight so... I celebrated it before you did so... um... I was the first person to greet 2016 so...

[@93akane]

All four of you have me rolling! 😂😵😂😵😂💀

[@Tonabillity]

93Akane Well, I invented language. Without it, nothing mentioned could even exist, including this conversation, sooo....

[@fakebobbyhill296]

I like this character. Because not only does she ridiculously one up everyone, but it’s not bs. She is actually out here shifting the fabric of reality.

[@cockadoodledod99]

LOL Mike O'Brien in the background XD

[@NashPotatoesOutdoorShow]

"My relatives came over on the April Flower." LOL I love Penelope!

[@reshmisaha]

love kristen wiig in all her snl skits!!

[@JojoJojo-bd6dz]

I love her more so...

[@YanaT-j6d]

Me and my friend watch this at school and the way our jaw dropped when she said you must see a lot of fireworks cause you live outside

[@anuradhakrishnan4086]

my dad is choco chip cookie n ur dad is baked inside 😂😁

[@oopydoo1]

Penelope is life😂

[@japoople]

"...we didn't get out of here until, like, 8:30. I'm talking p.m." This one had me dead.

[@Common_Tator]

I AM the Queen of Thanksgiving! I now dub thee Sir Waddle Gobblelot. So, congratulations. 😆

[@PalmurcioWorld]

Love Penelope!

[@Bambuswaldninja]

I love Penelope just a little bit more than you.. so..

[@IrishFriendsFan]

Bambuswaldninja and I am Penelope...everyone love me..including me, so...

[@PalmurcioWorld]

Bambuswaldninja and my whole family loves her too...and I guess it is just bigger than your...right over there...so...

[@BibleSermonsOfficial]

Anne Hathaway with her A list acting.. wow, she really has shown people why she is such a big star. Kristen, as usual, is amazing.

[@xxfabulousllamaxx358]

"My relatives came over on the April flower, mine came one month before your's" 😂😂😂

[@cheqpit9681]

"Probably get to see a lot of fireworks coz you live outside" XD

[@austinf6305]

"Happy 4th of July! You're probably going to see a lot of fireworks since you live outside, so..." I've watched this a number of times and I just noticed this quote. Hahahaha.

[@Tarantulisimo]

Love how erryone just acts like a GIANT SPOON was just lying around with the big silverware

[@271byron]

Is what Penelope doing called one-upmanship?

[@Xaminer003]

+Byron B Pretty sure she's a deity

[@MisterCovek]

+Byron B Uhm, it's actually two-upmanship. So...

[@rainyday4970]

+Byron B Yes.

[@yvie914]

+MisterCovek haha stop! i!m dying over here!

[@kylestubbs8867]

+yvonne rico I'm dead right now. I'm laughing and rolling in my grave, so...

[@harang_1665]

@1:45 Yeah but the Christmas Spirit from SNL who visited Mr. Scrooge nailed the extra stuff....he's way too extra 😂😂 😂

[@carsonjones6479]

I love how she ends up on the tv and everyone’s like how did that happen 😂🤣

[@girlygirl402]

Penelope is one of my favorites😂❤

[@newecreator]

Watching this on Thanksgiving is too perfect.

[@reginaldcharles1133]

My ancestors got here on the April flower one month before yours...hahahha😂😂

[@graciesmom62]

Amazing performance…Kristin is so talented

[@markwilliams6027]

I love penelope crazy ass

[@DkGMVjKfGGjj]

The peanut joke with the mic 😂

[@anastassiosperakis2869]

Hilarious, and made even more so with Hathaway's reaction.

[@notemiIy]

4:57 I was NOT expecting that

[@Maxinestabile]

Well I was expecting that so

[@michelleellis2257]

"If I clap twice, all the dogs in the world get an extra weiner, soooo......." 🌭🌭🐩🐕~~LMAO~~

[@emperater]

Nasim Pedrad is gorgeous

[@calebrussell7732]

El John you're gorgeous

[@lukeanthonysmith1613]

Caleb Russell Sah dude

[@brianwolfe8141]

Couldn't agree more!

[@Nippleless_Cage]

True story

[@soraymer]

2:23 I have used that joke now so many times after watching this episode. It cracks everyone up.

[@SmugSuspenders]

WE LOVE YOU KRISTEN!!!

[@Davidb0113]

I bet you see a lot of fireworks because you live outside LOL laughing my ass off

[@amykeith9426]

At 3:30 she states that she tested positive for steroids. I’ve never seen this ep before so I thought she was going to say COVID. I really really did and I was shocked when she didn’t.

[@Holly_Boggs2010]

"happy 4th of july i think you get to see alot of fireworks because you live outside"got me rolling

[@kaaay.poetry]

LMFAO Penelope's family!!

[@deeptakkar1748]

"Happy Turkey Day" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@bibliography2035]

"I'm thankful 5" great

[@dncgraphics6118]

Love her so much all of them