Penelope: Therapy - Saturday Night Live

[@faysalkhay8926]

"I invented air, so every time you breathe, you owe me ten cents". LOL

[@kylezo]

This really nails down the 8 year old bragging girl ethos of the character lmao

[@sarahfin2206]

Im crying at this line lolxxxx

[@BethBurns68]

That was my favorite. :)

[@greenerell484]

oh no

[@Graceisreallycool69]

I invented earth so you owe me 15¢ for every 3 seconds your alive soooo....

[@milou870]

"I'm having a panic attack too, my panic attack is having a panic attack. It's called a panic-anic-attack, it's worse" I cried

[@amynichols4777]

Milou I cried harder soo...

[@CocoTheCupcake]

@@amynichols4777 well my tears filled an entire ocean so...

[@EmrikWan]

CocoIsNotNuts well i am an ocean so..

[@suneilagrawal4647]

Emrik Ekblad Well I made that ocean so...

[@Nnnmmmkkk]

Well I guess all I can say is I invented water so.......

[@brottarnacke]

Well, at least she finally came to a therapist.

[@kangamgamlin5312]

This comment is the funniest ngl.

[@Cuntstantine]

Unlike many Penelopes we know

[@xkilla911]

she is a therapist so... do you want to appoint the same schedule as Elon Musk and Abraham Lincoln or...

[@xkilla911]

@Purpleoceangnome she is prideful, but pride is the source of shame. other people take shame differently, but to Penelope, anyone who seems better, she has to do better, otherwise it would be embarrassing to not admit you can't do better. all these Penelope videos show that she was actually telling the truth though, so good for her!

[@eddietat95]

Well, it was court-ordered. She has to.

[@lenamayduzen1408]

Idk what's funnier, Kristin Wiig's acting or the fact that we've all known a Penelope in our lives 😆

[@tariqondatrack2366]

but I know more penelopes than you soooo... i bet I knew them before you too sooo... I'm a Penelope too soooo...

[@melodiefrances3898]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@thrashmetaljay666]

I know so many penelopes my penelopes know penelopes sooo…they’re penenenelopelopes sooo…

[@eleen78]

OMG, so true.

[@roguesheep3083]

I like the way someone always gets fed up and tries to top her, only to discover it can't be done.

[@brooklyntaylor.-.]

Well I like it when they do that a bit more than you so.... i laughed for 4 hours straight soo....

[@kreole7376]

@James I'm Jesus Soo.. I never said that so..

[@glitterspray]

@@brooklyntaylor.-. I laughed for three months straight, soo …

[@lifeiscruisey1912]

I've been laughing since this video was posted 10 years ago so I've been laughing longer than you because it's so much funnier to me you know

[@ems4175]

"I am security soo.. are u guys having a problem here?"

[@roben2791]

precious

[@CountryCowboy008]

+Emily Samantha HAHAHA I LOLed so hard on that one!!

[@avhotaistudios1206]

Well, I actually loled harder sooo...

[@odettejewel7114]

Avhotai Studios Well i invented lol so everh time you lol you owe me $10 soo.......

[@heismanpopularvines3788]

em s

[@christophersnow9751]

I laughed so hard, my laugh is harder than all of yours sooo...

[@emmascott4643]

Well, I was a Ravenclaw first sooo

[@SledgehammerSP]

i can control all the pugs in the world with my mind, soooo......

[@M224-n5t]

Christopher Snow i invented laughter sooo. everytime you laugh you owe me 10 dollars sooo...

[@odettejewel7114]

M224 Well I invented you soo........

[@MrSasyB]

Christopher Snow i laughed hard too sooo probably harder than you, I can shake the earth with my laughter soo

[@zxhaib]

I find this funnier than all of you, soooo..........

[@anesm4774]

I find this funnier-nier and more recent sooooo

[@assmane999]

I actually invented the concept of what is funny, so....every time you think something is funny, you actually owe me 10 cents, so....

[@mitchelltait1956]

Zohaib Rehman I actually invented money so... Every Time you somebody ten cents you me ten dollars soo...

[@dan339dan]

Well I invented writing so... every time you type or write a character you owe me 10 houses so..

[@sxrcastic126]

Dan and I made the world so....

[@TriangIe]

“Tomato and I wanna hit the town!” had me dead lol.

[@brooklyntaylor.-.]

Well I died before you sooo.... and then I came back and died again soooo......

[@moogaboogaa]

@@brooklyntaylor.-. well, I’ve died every day since I was born, soooo……….

[@sjedwardscissorhands]

Well I’ve died every day since I was born and a couple more times in my mothers womb so….

[@unityedits3722]

Wellllll every day I die a little more inside and out sooooo….

[@thelastperfectman4139]

Well I’ve never actually been alive, I’m a rock, and my best friend is a tree stump that’s looks like Liza Minnelli and a tomato, so…

[@m0m055]

Let’s be honest, we’re all Penelope on some level. But me more than you sooo...

[@xkilla911]

i don't care about being better than others so i'm no way like Penelope or you so... it's just you that dwells in pride and shame and I don't even know the definition of them so...

[@NizArtMusic]

well, I'm literally Penelope so .. sooo....

[@taewootaewoo4982]

@@greenrangeralex im actually the newer model sooo... move away rusties soo...

[@cool_kid103]

Well me name is literally Penelope...so......

[@taewootaewoo4982]

@@cool_kid103 my first name, middle name, and last name is Penelope... so..

[@twentyonepoots4776]

I know this is exaggerated, but I know so many people like Penelope

[@CountryCowboy008]

+Tris Prior I know a country full of people like Penelope, so.....

[@SeagullB]

me too... bet i knew them before you did..

[@twentyonepoots4776]

Countrycowboy08 well I know every person in the world more than you so...

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

+Tris Prior Well I know the creator of the universe and their sister's ex boyfriend so...

[@shutupandletmego8941]

i am penelope so, i guess i know more about the subject than you do .... just a little better than you.

[@OldTelivisionRocks]

I knew she wasn't lying. I was the only one who knew it...so...

[@dude9553]

Hope Sears I was the one who was lying...so....

[@odettejewel7114]

Hope Sears I am the supreme lord of the universe soo.....

[@poulomi__hari]

Well she was schezophreniac so...

[@CarynCJL]

I knew that you knew she wasn't lying so...

[@architjain8715]

@@CarynCJL I know that you knew that she knew that she wasn't lying so......😅😂

[@seansilence2697]

I was completely unprepared for actual Liza Minnelli to be there xD

[@anthonyL1995]

I was unprepared for an actual tomato.

[@lonelyamoeba996]

Liza and tomato lol

[@imgonnamarrythesprite3010]

I was even more unprepared than you, sooo......

[@BruinPhD2009]

…and her legs look phenomenal! It pays to be a dancer.

[@mercymusinguzi2516]

And they get each other so well

[@calilove6445]

I know Liza Minelli is before alot of our times, but she is so cool to do this and her role in Arrested Development. She seems like such a sweet person. She also goes to Gaga concerts and is on her feet in full support of her. She's underappreciated. ❤

[@xochitljustice777]

when she says, "I'm thirstier," she sounds exactly like her mother

[@GladysKravitz42]

I adore Liza

[@evanmak7837]

​@@xochitljustice777 Her face and voice is the spitting image of her mother, it's amazing. If she had her hair done like Judy, they would be indistinguishable. Her pixie cut is so iconic though, any girl with black hair sporting it is subconsciously trying to channel her imo.

[@user-in_svet]

А Гаге что всё ещё нужна поддержка? И почему вы решили что Лайза достаточно "недооценина"? Её всё таки сделали легендой при жизни.

[@jerrythemagicalllama]

She sounds like a guidance counselor telling you your grandma's death is fine because their grandma died also two years ago

[@svcoconut]

"i can breathe so deep that i can move furniture with my breath soo"... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@misimeon]

soo i move furniture in my house that way soo... :D

[@ChristinaaArmani]

That actually sounds like a pretty cool super power.

[@ifiwouldcouldyou]

hahahah

[@tomrakebluer1542]

I'm commenting from 2050 ssoo... I'm not even typing I'm just thinking the words and it appears ssooo.. im from the future sssooo

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

+Zara Wani I'm not even using my brain, I get people to do it for me with telepathic dolphins sooo... I'm from even further in the future than you sooo... you can't even call it the future either sooo... I invented the future sooooo.....

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

***** I don't even need my body because I just fly everywhere with my telepathic dolphins sooo... and my dolphins are smaller so they can fit places soooo... I don't even need the universe to exist soooo....

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

***** Well I discovered the existence of blue whales soooo... And I invented blue whale sushi so I can just eat them soooo...

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

***** Well I exist on a higher plane of reality soooo...

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

***** Well so have I sooo....

[@nellkuo]

I LAUGHED TO DEATH TOO WHEN SHE WAS ON DVD SERIOUSLY....

[@fwuffy1546]

I laughed too soo, I laughed so much I died and came back to life soo, I laughed a bit more than you soo, I laughed so much I made the grinch laugh soo...

[@nellkuo]

+oskar chojaczyk How did you get here Penelope?

[@prachidurge2659]

+oskar chojaczyk this was a good catch! 😂

[@GreenLight5444]

Nell Kuo I laughed harder, soooo

[@evabailey3860]

I'm the 600th comment sooo... that's cool sooo...

[@pf5658]

She plays that character so darn well it’s scary.

[@Melcat96]

“Yes, I am very scary. I’m so scary that I live in a haunted house. Count Dracula & Frankenstein’s monster are my roommates. So…”

[@madgang201]

@@Melcat96”I’m just a little bit more scarier than you, so…”

[@JimbosliceLV]

Penelope is magic and she's actually never lied.

[@nathanmilsom9952]

She's a scarlet witch, she can warp reality 😂

[@ddffghij]

this sketch is definitely the best one from her Penelope character hahahaha.. I'm dying

[@amritpathak6122]

+ddffghij I'm already dead so... then i came back to life so... now after watching this I'm dying again so...

[@ddffghij]

Amrit Pathak hahaha brilliant!! god she is so talented

[@yvessxintlaurent3661]

Penelope was literally half the people from my High School xD

[@MrsKatyCat1]

She was literally all the people at my high school soo... That's twice as much as yours soo...

[@BritneyHIAM]

@@MrsKatyCat1 I didn't even go to high school because I was so clever that they sent me straight to college, guess I'm just a little bit smarter than you all sooo...

[@bonnibellmusic]

BritneyHIAM well I didn’t even need to go into college because they all thought I was by far too smart for them to teach me, soo.. guess that makes me even smarter than u so...

[@kenziekoos5320]

@@bonnibellmusic I cant breatheee 👏🏻🤣

[@danwatkins3044]

While I'm a double XXX double DDD free sooooo

[@TenWau]

Someone probably already said this but I absolutely love Minnelli doing this with Wigg after Wigg imitated/spoofed her so many times… PURE GOLD and so classy.

[@Jhona3304]

She's really bestfriend with Tomato and Liza Minelli! Lol

[@albujak3738]

Yeah well I replied on this comment first so...

[@EverTheTwain]

at least they didn't try to turn off a lamp

[@thedarknessherself3454]

Well i knew that first sooo... bc my mom is Liza Minelli sooo...

[@moogaboogaa]

@@thedarknessherself3454 my mom’s the queen of England so…..that kinda makes me a princess so……

[@SDXStudio]

Bless Liza Minnelli for being such a class act.

[@zapkvr]

When Penelope showed up on the television the internet exploded. BRILLIANT

[@unluckyomen13]

Penelope is sooooo annoying and sooooo funny at the same time.

[@connorphilipp]

well I actually can be way more annoying soooo

[@GeorgiNM]

It's caus'a the Wiig

[@elizabethelton3507]

@@connorphilipp i actually invented the concept of annoyance soooo...

[@god8175]

@@elizabethelton3507 Well I invented humans who invented the concept of annoyance soooooo....

[@taskendeer]

"Penelope stop or I'm calling security" *I'm actually security so... You having problems here...?*

[@brendak.44440]

Priceless ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Yes! Several!”

[@kukulynn4012]

1:48 her talking about sanding in a bigger hallway and holding a GOLF CART 😂😂😂

[@Meanfromeindhoven]

Kenan "what a hell is happening" face is priceless 😀

[@rse432]

@Jakub Brads Yes..😂😂😂😂😂

[@glitterspray]

ALWAYS.

[@zXJulianXz]

Liza Minelli - 'But I was thirstier in the forties' xD

[@milacvetkovic1896]

I lost it when she appeared on their tv😂😂😂

[@brooklyntaylor.-.]

Well I own the lost and found sooo.... everything you lose goes to me soo....

[@milacvetkovic1896]

@@brooklyntaylor.-. Well, I invented the concept of lost and found, soooo... Before that people didn't know what to do with the stuff, sooo...😂

[@DaddyTre65]

"I invented AIR so every time you breathe, you owe me 10 cents!" Penelope is so annoyingly hilarious!

[@henrydenmar1941]

Kristen is a genius. How they aren’t breaking character is beyond me.

[@EpsilonEridani_]

I grew that tomato in my garden soo.... which I cultivated with my own breath, soo....

[@patrickborro2000]

I replayed this sketch so many times that it's almost an infinity so...

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

I've met people like this. They can always do one better than everyone else.

[@greencherrybutterfly]

They're called one uppers. I've learned how to tick them off when they do that crap.

[@ev_rahim1890]

@@greencherrybutterfly welll, i learned how to do it way better than you and before you sooooo

[@nobufelipe3969]

I am can do even better than them so......

[@queenofchalice]

Can you please elaborate how?

[@errorusernamenotfoundpleas4817]

I’ve met people like this too sooooo, even more then you soooooo

[@toddsmitts]

*Liza:* My mother was Judy Garland. *Penelope:* Well, my mother was the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man, and the Lion, and the Witch, and the Wizard, and Toto. A Munchkin scientist combined all their DNA, so here I am...

[@CraiginOhioUSA]

I actually invented this charecter in 1975 when I was in the 3rd grade, and performed it in a talent show and I won a Tony Award made out of hair. I'm combing it right now as you read this.

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

I love how Penelope’s biggest brags turn out to be true.

[@turducken1706]

“I drive myself actually in a nut car so my car is a nut”😂😂😂😂😂

[@bluecatky]

Well I invented the nut car and own the whole nut car factory. And my nut car gets 700 miles an acorn. Sooo....

[@TheMofobuss]

I thought she drove a salad car and lived in a house that was a nut?

[@sakuranohanawaitsuni]

Neil Patrick and Kristen Wiig are amaziinnnngggg :)

[@ev_rahim1890]

well im way more amazing than both of them combined sooooo...

[@draum8103]

Omg at 2:50 'I drive myself in a nut car sooo...I do promotional work for Planter's, my car is a convertible Mr. Peanut, the windshield is a monocle and the sunroof is a tophat soooo...' LMAO! Then when she shows up in the stress video haha

[@jerryking45]

I'm just glad Penelope is getting the help she needs! Dr. Howser is the best!!

[@sammyeagleson5352]

Panicanic attack! XD

[@user-ke4kz3in9j]

“Thanks to all the doctors in the world....” bahahah gets me every time

[@gracehandy8372]

Bro-code is broken, he wasn't wearing a tie with his suit💔💔

[@fatumomohamud6406]

ikr

[@Nimesay1]

Grace Handy Blasphemy!

[@summydots]

He was a perfect therapist though

[@architjain8715]

Never thought of it 😂

[@valeriaoberhofer3842]

He kind of mutated into Ted Mosby

[@ninosimone]

Wiig is a GENIUS.... her play on words is AMAZING 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Melcat96]

“I wrote a play about words. It’s called ‘Words: the Musical.’ So… Its heading to Broadway. I guess it’s a little more amazing than you think, so…”

[@nicolaspanain8374]

this is my favorite sketch, I don't know how many times I've watched bits of it over youtube just to smile a little. I'm so happy that it's now available in brazil!!!

[@GeorgiNM]

"Tomato and I wanna hit the town" DOFL! DOFL! DOFL!

[@BladeRunner-td8be]

Sometimes SNL does sketches that have a positive effect on society. This needed to be done. Not only is it hilarious it's also a virtual slap in the face to all the "one-uppers" in the world. Cheers

[@melinaesposito3434]

I know one in real life; Rina. It's impossible to have a conversation with her, because she's constantly one upping. Exhausting.

[@marktv4447]

@@melinaesposito3434 say "so what?" or anything like that every time she tries to one up you🤷 just be dismissive

[@melinaesposito3434]

@@marktv4447 She one upped me at my father's funeral. Her one upping knows no bounds.

[@marktv4447]

@@melinaesposito3434 um what the hell. what a monster

[@emxoxo9704]

I'm watching this in 2016 sooo... That just makes my comment the newest so...

[@ruba1058]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaydasomething]

i'm actually watching this right now may 2016 not february so i guess that just makes me newer than you sooo

[@fatumomohamud6406]

lmao u win

[@guavaman925]

Wellll, all I can say is... I'm watching this is June 2016 soo..

[@birch04z06]

Xiu Xuan But I commented earlier than you . . . soo . . . I still win soooo *Strokes hair

[@ghfan123]

I love the Penelope skits. They’re so funny. “I am security. Is there a problem in here”? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Themachomanic]

Liza was spending this entire sketch talking to a tomato asking where it thinks Penelope might be

[@AndreggvilJammer]

Kristen Wiig is absolutely hilarious

[@majed8192]

I love how she even had to compete with shacking her head "yes" more than the other girl 😂😂

[@Ciclopea2]

Tomato sent me here, sooo...

[@BonoLightier]

+Ciclopea2 Well, tomato came from my personal farm, so......

[@kddo9861]

+BonoLightier Well I have a bigger private farm than you, so...

[@BonoLightier]

KD Do Well, but I invented farms so.......

[@trydenrocks]

+BonoLightier well farming was invented for me so

[@chaseobx5624]

I don't know who tomato is sooooo...

[@RabidPossum7]

"You drive me nuts" "WELL ACTUALLY I DRIVE MYSELF NUTS 🤪🤪" LMFAO MEEEE

[@AbandonedMines11]

My comment is the newest one on here. It’s newer than all of yours. I was the most recent person to comment on this video. In fact, I can see into the future and just noticed that I will reply to my own comment in about 35 seconds from now. So I’m way ahead of all of you!

[@AbandonedMines11]

See? I wasn’t lying about the future!

[@masbond84]

i should have expected liza minnelli coming in once she started saying that. haha.

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

I was supposed to do my homework but i'm stuck on this channel

[@dedeepyareddy18]

same here :D

[@bloodofthedragon3794]

I already did all my homework, so...

[@thecandyshop3128]

Bloodofthedragon I did my all my homework years ago, so…I'm just more accomplished than you are so...

[@bloodofthedragon3794]

The Candy Shop I gave you your homwework so, I have more authority than you do so....I own all the schools on your state and I give homework to everyone so..

[@thecandyshop3128]

Well...all I can say is…I own every state in the world…so…own the whole world…the whole universe actually…so…

[@dontmesswithmeeeee]

Kirsten is just sooo good.I laughed every time I watched this.amazing

[@dm-31024]

Wow! Love Penelope🤩 She is just amazing ❤

[@a.s.3883]

I love how Penelope is unbothered by everything and everybody lol

[@supermixgirl]

kristen wig is absolutely AMAZING in this skit

[@ayeshaalhashmi1012]

this never fails to make me laugh. no matter how many times I watch it 😂😂😂

[@prakharmaheshwari5065]

We want more Penelope acts!! They are awesome

[@dewilew2137]

The best part about this skit is that anyone who has actually been in group therapy knows that the writer took inspiration from an actual group therapy session. There’s ALWAYS a talkative one-upper. Always.

[@carog.3360]

In any group! I coordinate literature workshops and I'm prepared to that, I have estrategies and sentences prepared.

[@sasziy375]

“I am security,..sooooo…” 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She killed it!!

[@jenn6745]

My comment is the newest, so its kind of newer than all of your comments, sooo...

[@BigAVdc]

Jennifer Waters u mean was, sooo...

[@0ReiChan]

BigAVdc I liked Jennifer Waters comment which makes it special aaaaand now my comment is much newer than all of youse, sooo.....

[@audreyhatfield8390]

My comment is the newest, sooo... it's kinda newer than yours, sooo....

[@BigAVdc]

Audrey Hatfield pfff, no

[@audreyhatfield8390]

+BigAVdc umm, so, I kinda invented comments, sooo... I think mine's kinda more new than yours.... sooo...

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

The Penelope lady kind of reminds me of Catherine Tate.

[@studdedskulls4928]

IKR

[@JessikaBean]

I'm glad you said that. I wanted to. But I'm glad you did.

[@outdoormirrorist3404]

Brianna Butler I invented language, so...

[@JessikaBean]

Outdoor Mirrorist well, I invented inventions soooo...

[@JessikaBean]

***** that explains why I'm such a cunt...so...yeah.

[@fiestastguy1289]

I love how neil almost cracks up so many times 😂😂😂

[@Kaska_ef]

3:25 is hysterical 😂😂😂

[@carisarkin2526]

LIZA is GREAT!!!! i LOVE it when she shows up in cameos like this or in Arrested Development ...love it!!

[@00marz00]

this is so funny i love kristen wiig so much shes just so hilarious!!!! when she said she moves her furniture by breathing omg lol x'D

[@MegaPupsilein]

I lost it!

[@Targolsvardag]

Kristen is so HILARIOUS !

[@AmaniSa88]

and i invented air so every time you breath you owe me 10 cent soooo

[@loveevol5045]

Everyone knows someone who's a Penelope. And if you're like "No I dont" then guess what?? It's YOU.

[@slavkovalsky1671]

I'm turning into one...

[@melodiefrances3898]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobwallace8287]

Brilliant! Soooo happy Liza showed up for this one with tomato!!

[@annieannie477]

I died laughing when she came in the TV😂😂😂

[@ryancollins6435]

Kristen wig is the Best and so much amazing with all her acts.... Best thing in her, is her timing... so perfecto>>> Love u so much ;) ;)

[@kshitish182]

"i invented air so everytime you breathe you owe me ten cents" laughed so hard on that

[@saltygirl68]

I work in behavioral health... This is every day😂😂😂. We were watching it at work cracking the hell up😂

[@samayaelmirrr]

I’ve watched this more than all of you and laughed harder, sooo….

[@prismatizism]

i was in public watching this and everyone looked at me when i laughed so hard. couldnt resist from laughing

[@uhhggg9335]

“ I am security soooo.... Are you guy having a problem in here” Took me OUT 😂😂

[@jevonmahoney]

I love the nsl sketches like this when the actors aren't spending the whole time staring at cue card behind camera, and kristen wiig is seriously the best!

[@kisswang0101]

🤣🤣 I was like, "Man, if she shows up on that DVD..." and then lo and behold 🤣.

[@JaimeMesChiens]

June 2024, and I she’d still a tear missing our Betty White. Then, nearly pee’d myself laugh at Dooneese. Every single time.

[@no-qo3yk]

I feel like Penelope would make great inspirational quotes!

[@johnjohannesjuan]

That's what I call one-upmanship... Penelope: "I call it two-upmanship, soooo..."

[@SayAhh]

20/80 vision is actually worse than 20/20. 20/8 would be good.

[@slytherinwerewolf.3990]

3:59 The therapist has transformed into Barney Stinson

[@FarhanAmin1994]

Neil almost breaking character at ~2:20 is so cute

[@phantasm3207]

Funniest part is that everything Penelope says is true. At the end of every episode there is always a scene that proves her story.

[@MegaPupsilein]

"You must be new! I´m Lou." LOL

[@kirbird]

"I drive my self actually in a nut car" Hahahhaha

[@pm6129]

The fact that Liza started going back and forth with her about who was thirstier 😂

[@PaulieLauraXombie1331]

I used to be a puppet on Fraggle Rock killed me lmfao 😂

[@tobiMelka]

"Why don't we meet back here, in 15 minutes... 🥴" perfect delivery 😅👌

[@xchump]

NPH is such a good actor