Welcome Video - SNL

[@caustic9947]

"When you reach the customs officer, she wil--" "HE WILL"

[@masong695]

Love your icon lol

[@saltymilk4849]

UGH

[@palace_curse]

Love ur icon lmao

[@CesarTheMadLad1776]

Hey it’s true never was attended by a Us border agent that wasn’t a men 😂😂

[@Goreuncle]

@@CesarTheMadLad1776 man*

[@THAGAMBIT2424]

I just realized the white guy that he crossed and uncrossed has a rifle 😂😂😂

[@rbanerjee605]

xXJUSTCLOWNINXx I never saw that!

[@rbanerjee605]

Michelle Castillo yes. I do agree.

[@nicolenicole6453]

Had to watch it again . OMG 😂😂😂

[@rbanerjee605]

0:51

[@benjamingorsline1978]

xXJUSTCLOWNINXx I thought that was a baby🤣🤣

[@chicanapunkLA]

I never noticed the white guy standing in line had a wrapped up gun 🤣

[@saltymilk4849]

The usual.

[@Khristoal9983]

I thought that was a umbrella 😂

[@Jackie371]

Omg! I thought that was a baby! lol

[@lucky_ssg]

Fuck you got exactly 911 likes, I don't wanna ruin the irony

[@evanx383]

Every one has a wrapped up gun

[@Caleb.Brockie]

Omg I’m laughing. But in all honesty, I’ve been treated horribly by them when coming back. Even from crossing the border into Canada

[@ahmedshaker8718]

Me too. I was told by a TSA agent that we may share the border with Canada but this is Trump's America!

[@hunterwolfe669]

Ahmed Shaker so sorry you all had to deal with these unnecessary circumstances. Just know you are always welcome in Canada!

[@autumnconway3642]

@@ahmedshaker8718 plz be joking

[@Grunge494]

@@autumnconway3642 hes not

[@thatdude5456]

@David The wise not all Canadians are nice, that's an ignorant stereotype.

[@hthumbs4072]

The "and Australia, we'll see." Cracked me up 😂

[@yourhandlehere1]

You ever tried to get into Australia? Even with the current restrictions it's MUCH harder than getting into the US.

[@0509killer]

worse is New Zealand, they'll put your ass back on a plane and send you back to where you came from without blinking.

[@yourhandlehere1]

LOL...I was thinking about putting my KE10 in a shipping container, setting up a place to sleep in it and going to NZ on a boat. It seems cheaper than getting those hard to find parts shipped....$50 fender...$1200 to get here! I can rent a container for $1200 and bring back another whole car for spares!

[@posteador]

They are really serious about the fruit so I've heard.

[@hollymorton3031]

Yeah the aussies are really strict on fruit - fruit police

[@Loverofallthingsliving]

"NOT YOU, NOT YOU, NOT YOU" "Aww" "NO" IM CRYING XD

[@okkcomputer]

no you're not

[@smartaclesllama8677]

Dude same 🤣🤣

[@eksine]

you're okay, come on through ( man with giant gun)

[@EpilepticEnthusiasts]

Mia Esteve Spencer WELL STOP

[@benerceg7080]

Mia Esteve Spencer please don’t say XD ever again

[@LapisGarter]

"I'm here to see my mother. She is a [terrorist]. I am a certified [drug dealer]. Ok go home please" Tears!

[@Andre8521]

Avernus Varethi people thought I was crazy I was screaming laughing!!!

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

Smiles U can now be certified to sell drugs... that's new info I didn't know

[@jonathanshaw8964]

xxKazxX xoxo the name of that would be a pharmacist

[@laxeystu8096]

What is shown (someone saying that they are drug dealer / terrorist and being sent away) is perfectly reasonable. ..

[@nurtomohamed9342]

Smiles I love this so much. Made me laugh

[@drchocolatetv]

there's an irony in this being recommended to me now

[@MuhammadNoorAlfizan]

hows that

[@jeffbrehove2614]

"When you reach the customs officer, she will..." "HE WILL" that had me on the floor

[@sumitkumarbahot]

same here bro ...

[@okkcomputer]

bullshit

[@jazzy.nope27272]

Ur 1000th like

[@justaguy742]

Bro this one took me out

[@danemaui8259]

Yes, we all hate women? Wtf?

[@ellataylor-good6536]

The guy that’s narrating this is like Dwight from the Office

[@disintegrators6940]

SauceMan 643 I was looking for this comment. Absolutely right!

[@dimitravasileiadou9771]

Beck Bennet?

[@crowdpleaser54]

Dimitra Vasileiadou he’s so good at the voice overs!

[@MayaS-wk5yj]

Yeah Plus the whole attitude, thats Dwight’s

[@dwightschrute4560]

It really does.

[@oreadeola7699]

I died when he covered up "she will " with "he will"

[@River.s.]

That broke my my heart

[@bookclub.spampage]

spank

[@okkcomputer]

you didnt die

[@saltymilk4849]

@@River.s. sad

[@River.s.]

@@saltymilk4849 😪

[@aimenkhan368]

Beck Bennett, the dude who is talking over the lady, is so talented and hilarious.

[@MrGougui]

From the style I knew he (and kyle?) were involved in writing this

[@cwg73160]

“The lady” is Cecily Strong jfc

[@cwg73160]

@@MrGougui From the style? He was the one telling the jokes. That’s a clear indication that he was involved with writing it. It’s not as deep as you think it is.

[@mimbis]

"Go home please." "Okay, I understand. Bye. America first." *walks backwards*

[@dakplswin6611]

mbom I also saw that....

[@zevlovex6496]

@@dakplswin6611 i didn't

[@painkillerjones6232]

The way it should be!

[@alexhagen2263]

America sucks!!!!!😜

[@painkillerjones6232]

@@alexhagen2263 We are Godlike amongst other countries!!!!!!!

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

And you will be required to eat a hot dog in front of us!

[@patmalt8492]

@milchuck what's the meaning behind it

[@jaya.6699]

Pat Malt Islamic culture

[@Risingofthephoenix]

@@patmalt8492 They don't eat pork products and meat that isn't halal. So if someone is muslim lies about being muslim make them eat a hot dog and finish with an ice cold beer you'll weed them out with that test lmao!

[@iamthatguy6636]

Why am I seeing you everywhere? lol

[@peterd3625]

@milchuck Muslim people can’t eat hotdogs

[@shebagal12]

"Someone, NO ONE" lmao

[@crazyforcoffee5950]

Emily Anne couldn't stop laughing

[@dilemma713]

"And maybe Australia. We'll see" had me dying xDDDDD

[@littlevilleKS]

"You will have to eat a hot dog in front of us." Too fucking funny.

[@ButteredCalamari]

ikr

[@MonumentToSin]

Papa Dragon "Female passengers will need to present a pair of Ugg boots and a pumkin spice latte "

[@meandmines3245]

I love Hot dogs! Especially chilli cheese dogs! Mmm!

[@omidansr]

i didnt get that part well, what is it about?

[@ericwang8229]

Muslims don't eat pork and most hot dog are made of portk

[@Revanxxx1]

"You will be required to eat a hot dog in front of us" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kmaz8329]

Revanxxx1 yeah

[@edgreen8501]

@@loutje8243 It's ok.. processed pork is now vegan.

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zehraa2401]

@@Sinaninyeri or Muslims for that matter.

[@painkillerjones6232]

@@loutje8243 No vegans allowed.

[@loganhennessy4490]

This is the most American thing ever

[@loganhennessy4490]

Chill guys its just a joke. I don’t like racism.

[@anewokwithinternetaccess117]

@Fritz Glibenminschen I am a Mexican American who is second generation. I can simply not understand why people can back such a bigot who fuels the racists. It's funny since if all the Mexicans were to dissapear from America his beloved economy would collapse. We're not rapists we are the ones waking up at 5 in the morning and working until 9 in the evening in order to care for ourselves. I simply don't understand this superiority of being "American". Since our country is built of of ( illegal and legal) immigrants. The only people who can claim to be truly American are the Native Americans

[@jett2333]

Fritz Glibenminschen at least our teeth aren’t fucked like the British

[@CalebTheSchmuck]

Fritz Glibenminschen american isnt a “race” dickhead. Honestly if someone as dumb as you was around me you would definitely make me look special in comparison. Fuck off

[@anewokwithinternetaccess117]

@@CalebTheSchmuck Being American is a nationality which is parallel to a race. P.S I should know as I am an American.

[@veromoreno-diaz]

This is one of the funniest sketches EVER... So offensive and messed up yet hilarious 😅😅😅

[@justmoile2740]

"Highly detailed questionnaire" Are you muslim? Yes/No? End of questionnaire.. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@okkcomputer]

yes I saw the video

[@chumchum2548]

OAT351 And there it is

[@OmicronGaming]

OAT351 I think he meant it would resolve a lot of issues as in having a Muslim questionnaire would come to easier terms with how racist Americans are

[@emperormoney502]

@OAT351 When you write any word which contains "Christ" (like Christian), you should capitalize out of respect, since the word refers to Prophet Jesus Christ (Peace be upon him).

[@eugeneshuig7631]

@@OmicronGaming Americans as a nation are not racist bu there is some people who are just stupid

[@magnoliaroses0]

*a few simple forms. Someone will help you* “A FEW HUNDRED FORMS AND NOBODY WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU” Why is this so painfully accurate

[@kylezo]

"CONFUSING"*

[@meol0390]

Pov you’re filing US taxes:

[@vanrosenthal8236]

And maybe Australia, we'll see? That got me XD!!

[@adriantrejo6696]

Troy Staunton why was that again I don’t remember what was going on when they made this video?

[@alexhagen2263]

Fuck you

[@kurtsudheim825]

Best line ever, I think find any skit I've ever watched

[@teddytadd7457]

please do not be confused, just go home ! bye from Trump Tower!

[@emmaford8088]

me too

[@illletmyselfout.8516]

As an Australian id like to say..Thanks for thinking about us

[@onura2710]

One time I wanted to go to us for a two month english course. I had to fill a form. And the form had a question like these "do you seek to enter the united states to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? " I thought, What is inteligence level of these people who are preparing these forms.

[@madgang201]

Onur A I wonder what would happen if you put yes. Or no for that matter. If yes, you get arrested. If no, clearly you’re lying and will still get arrested. You can’t win :/

[@spfdff]

Meteorite Entertainment can’t win?! Seems like the whiny fuck learned to print and express themselves in English as they wanted... WIN!!

[@kingcholera2712]

Comeexz you say this as you use the wrong "your". fucking idiot.

[@helengarcillano276]

LOL that's funny

[@Redbeardian]

A Williams. Wait ... are you just joking? .... You don't see how it's dumb to ask on a form if you're planning to commit criminal activity? ... How many "yes" answers do you think they'd get?

[@saharfallahi4865]

When I saw "Iran" I chuckled because I definitely expected that, but then I got really sad. We get screwed by the government in our own country and if we try to travel we get screwed some more by the other countries... Wish others could understand we're not bad people :(

[@richieidosuppose]

I'm sorry about what goes on over there, and how people get treated when they try to leave. I do hope that things start getting better, we just have to keep pushing.

[@saharfallahi4865]

@@richieidosuppose Thank you so much for your kind words💚 I really DO hope so because we're starting to lose our hope for real.

[@saharfallahi4865]

@Asif Khan More than 300 people were SHOT IN THE HEAD when they went to the streets to protest the 3-fold increase in gas price. How savage can a leader be to order that? We are totally not screwed at all!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just weigh your words and use that brain of yours next time you try to tell the citizen of a country about their situation. BTW, "mass revolution by mullahs". Just think about that one sentence you wrote.

[@hefeibao]

Sounds like America...

[@newfieldcharlotte324]

Well I get the distress and how it is but the problem is each country needs to prioritize their own citizens and ensure their safety and well being first and foremost. That is why a really detailed background check is needed for people who want to enter from Middle Eastern countries. I am not sure about America since I am european but many european countries also have an extensive check in procedure but they let people in after passing the background check.

[@shinlanten]

*_"Awww, No!!"_* lol!!!!

[@TriniLush7]

the Greatjon my fave part 🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂

[@mirahnyra4696]

As a Muslim, this crack me up. I love it every sec of it

[@Founah92]

it's only you

[@STLCODPS3123]

@Satyam Raj yeah except it’s not

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@Founah92 Are you upset cause your on the banned list! 😂😂😂 It's ok everything will be alright! 😂

[@macaoron]

I was on a flight back into the US and they played the official welcome video on the plane. Reminded me of this and its irony.

[@blackdogslivesmatter1568]

Ive never saw one...than again I was probably asleep for all the liquor.

[@joeking5679]

what was ironic about this video?

[@SkyscraperM]

David Jacobs youre dumb

[@cgh7337]

Did they make you eat a hot dog?

[@andrewpritting6665]

Charles Noo That he/she witnessed the same actions as in this video. 😂

[@pavelgigovmusic]

"Ok, I understand. Bye. America first." 10/10

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

The America first line was perfect! 😂😂😂

[@sydneyrosser8714]

Trump tower to shining trump tower has to be one of the best lines ever

[@siskothekid4620]

Sydney Rosser cause capitalism?

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

That was priceless! 😂😂😂

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

I had to go through this whole rigmarole, when i entered the US

[@xl000]

for your breast augmentation surgery ?

[@cargerf1477]

@@xl000 XD

[@greenpenny5898]

@@xl000 does it make you feel good to objectify random people on the internet?

[@johnnorris2817]

@@greenpenny5898 yes

[@greenpenny5898]

@@johnnorris2817 male moment

[@ojsimp14]

"Not including Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen and maybe Australia. We'll see" I lost my shit!

[@speakonianjny5004]

maybe they forgot Mexico

[@tu2kale22]

Joel T135 EAS RSMV

[@emilyyamasaki4968]

same

[@speakonianjny5004]

lol they also forgot Afghanistan hahaha

[@MegaBallPowerBall]

Joel T135 EAS RSMV In reality Trump didn't include Afghanistan because he has many many business ties to the country. All countries that he has business with are exempted from the policy automatically.

[@TheCaptain14]

"I'm here to see my mother, she is a TERRORIST" had me actually on the ground dying

[@andrewcondon5150]

Has anyone checked on Connor? Did he make it?

[@smbmadman1]

0:51 What tops this joke off is that the white guy very blatantly is armed

[@DK-Joe]

Ryan S. I didn't even notice that, omg 😂

Thabks for pointing that out, totally missed it.

[@redevilrrr]

He supports NRA he's good

[@sammysambo9384]

No it’s ok he’s white 👌

[@bcdey84]

Ryan S. I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT AND I’VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES!!!!!

[@RaabiaK2]

The highly detailed questionnaire, I can't even 😂😂

[@lutalutamedia]

"Eat a hot dog in front of us" lol

[@rabbitearsguy]

B/c theyre either pork, beef, or chicken. If you cant eat that then you're not what we're looking for.

[@maebyeee]

@@rabbitearsguy we can eat beef and chicken btw.

[@rfz0084]

this was amazing!!

[@lilchilchill5982]

Rachel Fifer and if im not?

[@lilchilchill5982]

PDX Air ok keep telling yourself that.. 🐸🐸

[@lilchilchill5982]

PDX Air im sorry do i answer to you?? and u sound a lil hostile, are u Muslim by chance?

[@sophietheadventurer]

snl doesn't give a fuck anymore and i love it

[@theauyanguren5673]

Sensaii Tutz oh jeez

[@aaronyayger]

They give every fuck. This is the same shit every fucking comedian and news station says. "Le ebin all Muslims are brown and also America hates brown people" So fucking stupid.

[@zorgo12]

aaaaaw what a little precious snowflake we have in eyextraction...

[@derekharp2805]

OH yea, they are really brave and taking on the man here.

[@jamesgarrett6504]

1:18- Highly Detailed Questionnaire Are You Muslim Y/N End Of Questionnaire

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

That’s my dad’s favorite part.

[@keyalpha1]

If Kate McKinnon's waiting for me at the border, I'd visit today

[@LEGOpachinko]

no, there will be a HE now

[@stephenriggs8177]

@@LEGOpachinko It's Kate. No problem!

[@jennifersman7990]

I’d rather see Cecily welcoming me to the USA...and I was born here!

[@keyalpha1]

@@jennifersman7990 Cecily Strong? She's awesome as well!

[@TheHoopMountain]

SNL always makes light of the situation. Greatness

[@camtron]

That's the whitest comment I've ever heard.

[@heyyo3807]

HWBDHoops boring.

[@heyyo3807]

Cam Yeah, that dude is a virtue signaling white boy.

[@butterboi607]

lol racist lately?

[@dannykumite]

Reality is much worse.

[@ghettostuntabulious]

from "Trump tower" to "Trump tower"

[@kitcattvofficial9824]

Certified Destroyer from Trump tower to shinning Trump tower

[@rich1484]

Certified Destroyer i

[@frankiev9674]

This never gets old no matter how many times I see it

[@DanielCanfield]

4 More years of great skits

[@5IvanDrago5]

They keep pushing their skits and promoting their marches and protest and it will be 8 years. People in the middle are far more annoyed and turned off by the left right now then anything President Trump has done.

[@TrekPraxis]

Really mate? Have you seen his approval rating right now? Unless "The Left" is a seriously big percentage of the US population then that's not true, and if they are then i can guarantee the orange potato man won't get another term.

[@5IvanDrago5]

Approval rating??? Are those the same polls that had Hillary up 8 points on Election day? Not sure were you live, but I'm here in central Ohio. "The Rust Belt" that voted Trump in. We questioned the election polls that had Hillary winning Ohio, hell you could drive 50 miles in any direction and not find a single Hillary sign. Your polls and CNN Propaganda can go to hell, pay attention to what your reading. This is a SNL message board which tend to be younger and Liberal, and there is a fair amount of support for Trump here. Get on a CNN message board or go to a site like The Young Turks. Conservative channels like Mark Dice and Sargon are gaining 10'000 new subs a day. Here where I'm at between Dayton and Columbus, people are not stupid, they know Trump is flawed, they knew it when they voted for him. That said they are more annoyed at Madonna and CNN. I mean what the hell is next week for Trump on CNN. Three weeks ago he was a Russian Spy, then his Inauguration numbers, now they cannot use the phrase "Muslim Ban" enough, even though it is a 120 Immigration referendum on 7 countries labeled by President Obama as terrorist hot beds. For the record I feel this referendum was rushed and poorly written, but a "Muslim Ban" it is not. Fuck your polls are approval ratings open your eyes and do your own research. How many anti Trump Hollywood videos have come out. Look at the like/dislike ratio of them. Back to him being a Russian agent put into Office by Putin and hacking. That was being reported everywhere two weeks ago, people were convinced of it. SNL did skits on it, IF TRUE. The Russians put their guy in The White House, that is the biggest news story, maybe in history of USA. Yet they dropped it in a week??????? Go ahead and keep your head in the sand and think his approval ratings are the end all and be all and you will be in for another shock in 4 years. Open your eyes and do your own fact finding, it is all available with a little elbow grease and some time. I have voted in 6 elections and voted Democrat 3 times, so yes Im a Independent, the hashtags, marches, protest, media and Hollywood propaganda is more bothersome to me then Donald Trump. we can vote him out in four years, their methods and tactics of propaganda and influence are much deeper and harder to root out and longer lasting problems.

[@TrekPraxis]

Alright mate, calm down. As a matter of fact I do my own research and from what I've seen yes, Trump is currently the least popular President in your country's history (in terms of the first few weeks) and the amount of ridicule he's getting is proportional. Have a nice day and try not to give yourself a heart attack.

[@phoebsc5993]

You...shut up...you sit down. ...you take your medication. My inauguration was the greatest biggest littlest ever, it was like a sea of love...oh and you you are fake news....and Arnold shut up, I was the bestest....oh hi Vladdy, SNL are trying to piss on my parade....they can shut up too....I am the greatest un presidential president ever...

[@coryogata]

Kate McKinnons smile is pure sunshine

[@curvelinedot]

The Doctor it’s literally why I clicked on this video

[@Seetiyan]

My heart melts at her smile.

[@anudayoker]

America: A land of opportunity from Trump Tower to shining Trump Tower.

[@ethanf5884]

And i love it :)

[@wynnraremusic]

Lol

[@jennifersman7990]

So true...until January 20, 2021

[@stealthy1498]

@@jennifersman7990 Yes an look at us now! Should have stayed with Trump. He may be a scumbag, but at least he put America first and helped us. Sleepy Joe should go back to bed.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

That was hilarious! 😂

[@mattep74]

As a foreginer I can relate. I flew to newark in 2011 and the officer did not believe I was going to new york for just a weekend. I almost started to cry. I was 36 years old.

[@danieldeystar2213]

I’m sorry that happened.

[@meenaksi1082]

I'm sorry. 😢

[@juliansandoval7208]

Try California Thank me later

[@roym4457]

@@juliansandoval7208 It doesn't matter. This is on the federal level.

[@Y2B123]

@@roym4457Actually location does matter. Some officers enjoy giving foreigners a hard time for no legitimate reason. Yet migrants have very little recourse when being treated unfairly.

[@bozuteru2160]

"You may be asked to provide a fe-*HUNDRED* simpl-*CONFUSING* forms"

[@colourfulmind4664]

You’re almost done getting started 😂😂

[@kiseryoz5]

"Trump Tower" to "Trump Tower" ....... x'D x'D x'D Made my day x'D

[@jacoblee6079]

We honestly need a part two, since this was all the way back in 2017

[@MrHammerman97]

This video was made in 2017, but the Travel ban was conjured up by Obama. People tend to miss that part out LOL It's fine though, since it's documented.

[@77Creation]

@@MrHammerman97 That’s a half truth aka disinformation. From the the bible to the constitution , opportunists stay cherry-picking the truth.

[@MrHammerman97]

@@77Creation No such thing as half truth, there's your truth my truth than THE TRUTH

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

Shit, this is funny, what the hell gives? SNL's been funny for weeks now, how am I supposed to bitch and moan about how unfunny SNL is on the comment section of an SNL video I've very clearly just watched to the end!?

[@TheRobster2007]

I like them because I find their satire genuinely funny and not sneering. Colbert, Meyers and co. should take note. SNL also had great fun with Hillary with the lovely Kate McKinnon. Not the total biased sneering that the aforementioned guys were doing.

[@70spoem]

totally not related to the topic but your username and icon are bomb 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@kamineproperty]

EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN do it on Twitter. That's how Trump does it lol

[@John77Doe]

kamineproperty 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@AroundIndiana]

this has definitely been a great season for SNL. I'm pretty sure the ones who say SNL sucks are probably in bed by 9 pm and wouldn't watch it regardless lol

[@KayRockin]

*Looks at kid* "Aww ♥️, no 😒" lmao 😂

[@m_k6847]

M. King your really pretty ma sha Allah

[@nikim6986]

Lol, that guy's voice over the lady's voice killed me. I'm here to see my mother she's a TERRORIST. I'm a certified DRUG DEALER. That's so messed up.😄😄😄

[@andreamiller5139]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cominooculto]

But it is so accurate cause in reality it seems that, that is what they hear lol i swear.

[@donjon5704]

Trump Tower reminds me of the Tower of Sauron

[@blackdog8245]

Niiice. Most original and hilarious diss to Trumpet.

[@VedoLeStelle5]

*The Two Trump Towers*

[@MrLo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0L]

at least that one was pretty

[@chrisseals6191]

soon they'll be eruptions from Mt Doom, or Jeff Sessions office in the DOJ...

[@leloodallasmultipass]

you want the tower of sauron? just go to the cheesecake factory. you'll see.

[@everardolongoria]

TOO SOON SNL TOO SOON 😂😂😂

[@AnabethalightASMR]

Everardo Longoria totally disagree. This could never be too soon.

[@everardolongoria]

joiedevivre90 cool

[@hatednyc]

Everardo Longoria it's never too soon

[@supermanmarine007]

Not soon enough

[@jkm4645]

Because it turns out the ban was constitutional after all.

[@neghiethervil5606]

He was just so excited about it all! 😂😂

[@diluelizabeth]

"she will" "HE** will"

[@bellabriffa5925]

Maybe Australia? Lol I’m an Aussie and I couldn’t help but chuckle

[@rudy1999]

It is a reference to that bad phone call Trump had with them early when he came in office.

[@landsraad9745]

Just drop all the Aussies in California. You guys would get along so well.

[@evangeleab3871]

@@landsraad9745So true. Australians are so similar to Americans. Honestly. I love California.

[@Spike5543i]

@@landsraad9745 yeah fires are great

[@tonygan1132]

Lmao here

[@neil340]

Don't forget that the customs form must be filled out with a pen or pencil, neither of which will be provided to you.

[@laurenlolled9144]

Wow I actually loved this video

[@EJofLA]

That was hilarious and brilliantly done thanks. Love the constant under-the-breath disqualifications etc. Thank God I'm already here!

[@tommynorthwood]

Donald Trump has made SNL great again!!!

[@tommynorthwood]

(Vote for Cam Brady 2008)

[@shannonnunn]

just like Obama was great for gun and ammunition sales.....

[@jenniferhall8128]

Well that makes one thing

[@angelmushahf]

by being incompetent! :)

[@tommynorthwood]

Jenay It was meant as a joke. He's as good for SNL and as bad for America as GB. Jr.

[@vanmoody]

Hotdog was the funniest comment. They should have had apple pie too.

[@JamesWVanFleet]

That would've been funny too, but I think the joke is about how pork is not permissible in Islam (so someone who refuses to eat the hog dog can be deported).

[@chaeyoungsbestie414]

James VanFleet Aren't most hot dogs made from beef though?? I'm Muslim and I always just get the beef version

[@JamesWVanFleet]

Non-pork hot dogs have increased over the years, for sure, but I don't think the joke really functions without the "no pork in Islam" context (otherwise it's just a weird detail and not much of a firewall, and the video is *all about* restricting access). Maybe a sausage instead of a hot dog would've made the joke clearer for those more familiar with beef and turkey franks.

[@lambikins]

It was definitely a nod to Pork Hot dogs. Despite trying both turkey and 100% beef hot dogs out on my kids, they absolutely INSIST on "plain old hot dogs" which are predominantly pork and "other things." If they wanted to REALLY make the Pork Reference, they should have said "Bacon". Now, that's PURE PORK!

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

+Galago actually, there are many forms and substitutes for bacon. I had been living off turkey bacon my whole life (I personally think it's delicious, but I've never had pork bacon before), at least until I turned vegetarian. I guess if they really wanted to go full on pork, they would've said ham, but somehow that just doesn't make it as funny. I don't know why, it's just something about the way the words sound I guess. Their use of the hot dog still makes me laugh every time, so I don't really care

[@BasedOnee]

I see Kate McKinnon, I click.

[@danielamontecinosgodoy8676]

SAMEEE

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

IKR? And she looks awfully nice here with strawberry blonde hair.

[@marthaviracocha2040]

"And may be Australia, we'll see" Lmao.

[@alexandercoelho2179]

Funniest skit in a long time

[@ittdust]

33 people hate the truth

[@wontonmin6481]

its a 90 day ban you bunch of cry babys gezzz!!!

[@nickelpickler6532]

Yeah 90 day unconstitutional ban, that does absolutely nothing to make us safer...but go ahead and keep spouting the talking point of the Toddler in Chief

[@blackdog8245]

It's not constitutional you dumb piece of shit.

[@viseberg8527]

+Ani-Manga Otaku True, it isn't constitutional. Thank you for saying this.

[@GladkyAndrey]

FYI, travel ban is constitutional and legal.

[@Anymous578]

Lol I lost it when he said "You'll have to eat a hot dog in front of us" 😂😂

[@m7floyd]

This is the most accurate SNL sketch I have ever seen! lol

[@xjmx3235]

From trump tower to shining.. trump tower

[@jaffaorange3809]

Well done! They actually gave the "original" video that late 1990s look and feel.

[@CityOfVlone]

I have worked for the airport and I’ve have seen the customs border patrol at work and I got to say this hit home for me 😂😂😂

[@LEELOLKH]

Snl is one of the best show ever

[@angelacollier8052]

“Welcome to... Go Home please!” That’s just hilarious!

[@the_one_gio]

Trump is giving SNL's writers plenty of material for the next few years, or months (we'll see).

[@astraeus2524]

Giovanni Costa lol ya we see

[@Zeldarw104]

Giovanni Costa loloz!😄

[@dtexas2964]

Dumb ass.

[@leeleecee2911]

Filipe Muzy we'll see

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

Giovanni Costa Let's hope it's weeks( though Tbh,those cold opens w/Alec Baldwin playing the Bloatus Potus are often the funniest part of the show👍)

[@cjg635]

*not you not you no way nice try not you oh wait he's good come on in bud........ awwww no*

[@omarhirbawi1565]

He was Here lol

[@1saleha1]

“From trump tower to shining trump tower”

[@spaceweedceo820]

THIS is the funniest snl EVER

[@Nells-00]

skit was good

[@Jenbrinkerjackson]

Is the white guy standing in line that he says "oh, wait, you're good, come on in bud" to holding a wrapped up gun?

[@AlirioAguero2]

Unclear, could be some kind of a rifle or an instrument.

[@kianrahimi8789]

I just noticed that! :)))))))

[@jonahyogman6282]

It's a straight up assault rifle lmao

[@yard8616]

Yes

[@RazKob33]

The details are not just on what he maybe holding (a rifle), but also his face and attire. Not to mention the color of his skin and all those recently mentioned facts are part of the joke.

[@millypoo7713]

Cecily Strong steals the show again. Beautiful woman!

[@cristinasolano6487]

This is hilariously soooooo accurate. I don't know if I should cry or laugh.

[@vegas9440]

And there will be someone ( No one) there to help you. 🤦🏾‍♀️💀😂

[@darthslackus499]

"Required to eat a hot-dog in front of us." LOL

[@Rhubarborc]

Why do I feel like dwight from the office would be perfect for that role.

[@jiahongliu958]

I searched "SNL Canada" and this video was the 4th recommended in line lol

[@nickturzio1753]

The one good thing that came out of Trump being elected are these SNL skits.

[@chrisclarke9306]

ISIS getting their asses handed to them has been pretty awesome too.

[@benderrodriguez142]

chris clarke yeah, thank the previous admin for all the ground work and start the decline of them for the new admin to try and steal credit.

[@vazeon]

And the economy

[@benderrodriguez142]

vazeon not fucking up an economy that already had over 4 years of non stop growth is not something to brag about. In fact, by all metrics, the economy growth rate has slowed since he took office.

[@chrisclarke9306]

Bender Rodriguez hahahahahaha you keep believing that. Chairman Obama killed a bunch of civilians with drone strikes that’s about it.

[@SHRIKEACOLUIS]

1:46 This always cracks me up. 😂😂😂

[@wimpwampwomp]

He says 'Trump Tower' the second time with awe and reverence

[@abdulahimohamed1726]

From trump tower to trump tower This is basically the description of america

[@eugeneshuig7631]

America is so much more

[@daddyrabbit835]

Really? Guess you've never been here.

[@reedpanda7216]

No Joke I used this as inspiration for a monologue and ended up taking region and 3rd at state it was awesome! 😂😂

[@mandydavis8736]

"You'll be required to eat a hotdog in front of us" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@dannyhoward3437]

The recently simplified process: just come on over! Mind the razor wire, but other than that, you’re good! No documents needed!

[@samsouyave-murphy986]

0:42 - as an Australian, I love everything about this!

[@truthseeker3129]

one of best Trump era SNL skits

[@roberthouse4480]

One of the best skits I've seen from SNL in a long time.

[@chrisotto2000]

... watching this in late 2024: can be re-used!

[@humanbeing496]

This is Donal J Trump's favorite SNL video, hands down!!!!