SNL Commercial Parodies: Dating

[@kingwavy6729]

"I've had it before and I'd like it again." bruh. lmfaooo

[@pureblue4814]

Harrasment and rapes not funny...

[@airplantkilleryo1361]

@@pureblue4814 what the shit are you even talking about?

[@FleurRebelle]

@@pureblue4814 u must be Asexual.. dam shame hahaahHah

[@Correc7edAuraYT]

@@pureblue4814 you sound like you've had it once and need it again...

[@mariagbayeh3592]

@@FleurRebelle not all asexual people dislike sex. Some like sex, and some like people's body but not sex, and some just don't like either

[@xmisspowell]

“Someone with calloused hands and no debt” 😂😂😂 girl same

[@topturn9653]

how ugly most of the net have come-SNL will destroy them!

[@FleurRebelle]

@ that's an easy fix! Get to home depot

FleurRebelle Didn't think of that! Thanks for the tip.

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Top Turn What

[@pw370m]

Calloused hands ✔ No debt ✔

[@lumariadp]

Kenan watching his actress girlfriend with that big muscled guy killed me

[@peterbell3199]

Came here to say the same thing. His face was great!

[@beaujangus3619]

Big muscled guy was Jay Pharoah

[@kinsleycampbell4037]

@@beaujangus3619 oh thanks for telling

[@Sama7941]

😂😂😂🤣

[@PrincessArielAngel]

no lie played hermia in high school and had to act out somethin similar with my family and friends watching 😂🤣so i died at this part lol

[@Jayforeman3047]

My favourite part of these sketches is seeing who they pair everyone with as couples.

[@kmelaine]

I love that you mentioned this!

[@stinkycheese804]

Well it's a limited pool of actors/actresses for the set so not all that intriguing.

[@AnaRodriguez-nc1xj]

Exactly!!! 😭😭

[@DC_ABC_123]

Taran Killam's quiet "mmhm" while Kate McKinnon is screaming lines in his face.

[@interstate366]

D C he’s had plenty of experience with Robin...er, Cobie Smulders.

[@kora9732]

I think it’s called “not interested”

[@abbymorrison6857]

I would have laughed. Also Cecily represents the theatre kids.

[@joefelice5062]

Cecily full body screaming... she’s all in for every sketch.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's probably what Taran has to deal with with his own wife.

[@coena9377]

A great tag line for Settl would be “Settl: Worry about finding your husband now and your divorce attorney later”

[@retro_mac138]

This comment is under rated

[@urlocalautistic]

LOL

[@coena9377]

Lyudmila Damn that’s a good deal.

[@tovahboucher2366]

Maybe it could be Stop worrying about getting married, Stuart worrying about find a divorce attorney

[@bettyboop_444]

UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE CENTURY

[@wesramsey4945]

Kate's impression of Martha Stewart sounds like doctor evil

[@brinnabennion9334]

straight facts

[@writingthefuture]

hahaha "straight"

[@EricaGamet]

Also reminds me of "I invented Post-Its" from Romy and Michelle...

[@lorrie2878]

You mean Donald J Trump?

[@pristinegroceries6909]

I thought it sounded a bit like Mr.Burns

[@kelly2fly]

".......which is before my sister". Truth! 😂😂😂

[@mattiteodorascu6372]

What exactly is the joke...

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

@@mattiteodorascu6372 she doesn't want her sister getting married before her. 😂

[@kelly2fly]

@Matti Teodorascu The lady with the app said she’s going to get married BEFORE her sister. Emphasis on 'before'.

[@kelly2fly]

@MISSed Bandwagon Meeting him in that particular app means she's really desperate for a husband so she'll "Settl" for anyone just so she can be married BEFORE her sister. Cuz that's what matter.

[@kelly2fly]

For those not getting the joke here’s a video clip about that exact skit acted out. Skip to 21:18 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2OzeH6fidyod9U

[@benzaiten933]

oh to be a fly on the wall on that Pound Puppy pitch meeting.

[@alanagroves1018]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@racheldama7666]

Ok, so y’all know how annoying it is when your dog watches you pee? And I think we ALL hate it when our dogs watch us when we have special time with our spouses, am I right? So what if there was a product that was just a giant dog that you have sex inside so your dog won’t bother you? PERFECT!

[@pammeckley3888]

So glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that!

[@aubreyh1930]

@@racheldama7666 wait do people just have sex with their dog in the room?? That’s weird tf put it in another room

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

@@racheldama7666 Not a problem at my house. They all know GO LAY DOWN.

[@VforVendettas]

Leslie Jones face when kyle says that he should be asleep made me love this video.

[@charlie-obrien]

She is so good. Damn good!

[@MrPDTaylor]

Settled already exists, it's called Plenty of Fish.

[@denisej2937]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jexikavindictive]

Lmao accurate

[@kevinmccray1648]

Lowered Expectations!

[@aking2330]

True shit I just got cussed out for trying to have a conversation on that joint

[@djaycoughlin2817]

I think you mean "PLENTY OF FREAKS"

[@DominiqueGarofalo]

"AND THE AWARD GOES TO YOU FOR GOOD ACTING!!!!!!!!" I miss Taran Killam, he was hilarious.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

lol I was getting ready to quote this part too. He was so underrated. He could play so many diff characters, and played them so well. He was funny af too.

[@stoverboo]

@@tyffaneelavely8087 And he never broke character.

[@andrewodell4021]

Very underrated.

[@Chris-de2qc]

RIP

[@DominiqueGarofalo]

@@Chris-de2qc He's NOT dead!

[@The1AndOnlySuperMom]

That pound puppy skit was created by a someone with a dog who is low key looking for investors on their new invention. I'm looking at you Don.

[@beetzdon104]

The1AndOnlySuperMom right back at you sally

[@nerobruno]

I'd invest.

[@coena9377]

I’ll take your entire stock!

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Just train the dog to go lie down. Done.

[@charlie-obrien]

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Where is the comedy in that!?

[@dilibau]

"...and the simple elegance of a good bang" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ik1768]

4:56 Kate delivered those lines so perfectly. It was hilarious 😂 🤣

[@charlie-obrien]

Made me perk up for Martha Stewart once more... Its been a while.

[@tawnygaona9114]

As someone who has dated a comedian, I felt that last one.

[@bl7817]

Right?

[@iknowallthesadsongs2115]

Colin with scarlet = energy drink for dating actresses

[@Evija3000]

Scarlet with Colin = energy drink for dating comedians

[@waynehayes912]

God their household must be chaotic. Scarlett doing karate chops fight the air speaking in Russian. While Colin's in the background going on Twitter reading off random news headlines trying to make her laugh and she just doesn't break cause she's too in character. Colin: Scarlett how about this one. A man in Missouri attempted to rob a gas station with a toy gun. When the police showed up and tried to arrest him. The man went "tag you're it" and now those police officers are in prison for 5 years for attempted robbery. Scarlett: нет Скарлетт, есть только Наташа (There is no Scarlett, only Natasha)

[@iknowallthesadsongs2115]

@@waynehayes912 ahahah u should write for snl that's great

[@VideosByCal]

Ohhhh that's why she's so good on SNL. Living with Colin is probably plenty practice.

[@j2times2006]

Colin Quinn? Holy shit I didn't even know they were dating. Damn I guess he's leveled up a bit now.

[@oxymoron501]

It's amazing how funny it is when Kate becomes straight for skits

[@joshr277]

Pound Puppy part is so funny - - “I think it’s working a little bit too well” haha 😂 4:16

[@daniellebennett4513]

“Your dog will smile, while you doggy style” -a very good marketing tactic

[@CC3193]

"so throw your dog - and yourself - a bone" Ha ha

[@boogermaiden]

Yes

[@zmalevo2126]

Use it at the park, too

[@jorgealfy]

"Rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation"

[@HeyZeusBelden]

Splooosh!

[@davidlemaster2034]

It goes the other way MUCH more often. Come join "Settl" you single guys......where if you're lucky you'll meet an overly needy, 38 year old woman, (well past her prime) who has 3 kids (all from different men) who is now ready to settle down with you!! Talk about lucky!?!?

[@314jets6]

@@davidlemaster2034 That's...very specific. Is there something you wanna tell us?

[@davidlemaster2034]

@@314jets6 nothing you'll understand, with that steady diet of blue pills on your gut LOL

[@2G2008]

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS...MAAAAMMMAAAA!!!! BECAUSE TOMMY LOVES meeehh!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyricb.lyriclyspeaking2742]

Her face. ⚰

[@Alex-nf1jy]

thank you so much SNL people for putting these mashups together for us to enjoy all at once instead of having to jump video to video :)

[@robhansen6553]

my former wife met her ex-husband on settl.

[@FloorstheLimit]

That was so complicated I stopped at former

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

@@FloorstheLimit 😂 😂I had to rethink the entire sentence before getting it and then going ohhh.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

Hol up

[@hd-xc2lz]

Ohh, play nice, Rob.

[@TheIngoBeck]

@Seth Organ Nothing wrong with a bit of cuckery if you can't do the job all by yourself, right?

[@MayandPoppy]

Kate McKinnon’s Martha Stewart impression is excellent! 😂

[@jaironunez7196]

That woman is a freakin' CHAMELEON!! 😂😂😂😂

[@carolyndewey8625]

She can do Martha Stewart, and she can also do Justin Bieber.

[@theman1412]

6:07, Kenan's face while watching the performance

[@lookoutnow4996]

🤣🤣🤣

[@airplantkilleryo1361]

That part Killed me. Hahahahaha he's so awesome

[@nicolerovine9110]

I don't even want to imagine a world before Cecily and Beck owned the commercial narrating game

[@beckyingrahm5681]

"Because I'm Martha f***ing Stewart. And I can do whatever I want."

[@MHLegacy]

Including white collar crime (insider trading) and get off with only 5 months of minimum security and two years of house arrest. Slightly more than a slap on the wrist, but not much.

[@GogoMkhuma]

😂😂😂

[@alidickerson2860]

I’m in Petco and I can’t find the adult section... please help me....

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

Does anybody remember Mad TV Lowered Expectations?

[@canaisyoung3601]

I do. And I always thought the guy in the opening of those sketches was peeing on the fence.

[@BiggaTigga]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6XJdZpqm7GWodU

[@lawrencecarr4973]

yes that was good show 👍🤣🤣🤣

[@bailodescalza]

That skit was gold!!! I miss MadTV!

[@nubiansnowchic]

self discarded king of ruin 72 YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lexmarchus3228]

The googley eyes on pound puppy killed me

[@Sean-iz6dn]

That pound puppy one had me dead!! Lmfao 😂😆

[@GenevieveThornton]

Cecily was hilarious in the ups & downs of that phone call 😂

[@RavenclawNimbus]

She's actually always putting on wigs and being characters at her house. I bet she's so much fun to be with!

[@leslieyancey5084]

Same intensity both ways! 🤣

[@LakeFX]

5:44 how did I JUST notice the phone number? Where you at, 90's kids?

[@Correc7edAuraYT]

I didn't notice either, 'Jumper' was a great song.

[@LudaChez]

Great catch.

[@christodang]

As someone who lives in the city and doesn’t own a car, I’m so glad Settl exists

[@CC3193]

OMG Philip's hobbies! 1:19 Playing catch, laundry, lying down... Lol 🤣

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Laughing haha

[@LukeTheDisneyGuy]

the local commercial is for “3RD-I-BLINDZ” that is hilarious 🤣

[@RavenclawNimbus]

I'd by those blinds!

[@NPRoberto]

Settle: the dating app for those with zero self esteem!

[@anonymoustranscriber2869]

hello, JODisHere *Get a life.*

[@mattier.9095]

Nicholas Roberts or for those who are realistic! Lol

[@johnnyjoestar6838]

@Seth Organ You forgot that theyre life generally feels pretty shit so good feelings are magnified when they do something enjoyable

[@Plutonianextract]

Nicholas Roberts where do I sign up?

[@malcolm5965]

@@JODRecaps Hello JOD. btw hisss

[@steffaniemamawithapurpose7324]

"With his anxiety, yea right" hahahhaha

[@WowzersFun]

"I don't have a car" that hit close to home

[@jozdali00]

Vanessa chugging the energy drink is hilarious 😂😂

[@d_exiled_1arisen385]

Settle?!! This was hilarious. 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 Settling up?! Her face after that kiss!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Martha is a freak... 🇵🇷🤘🏾

[@luisgab707]

Boricua🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@bedazzledskeletononesie8141]

I wonder if Colin wrote the dating actresses one 😂

[@synia9053]

Maybe

[@Emcostanza]

That sketch aired several years ago before they were dating so probably not

[@modiabcomedy]

Even if they were dating, the sketch is clearly about dating struggling actresses not giant movie stars. Scarlett probably takes the one for dating comedians though.

[@warrenkbelljr2129]

SNL commercials are my favorites of all time. 😂😂😅

[@superfluff106]

“The adult section at petco”😂

[@richardbarnes5432]

As someone from the UK, Vanessa Bayer is just the perfect embodiment of what I picture every 30's white American woman to be. And she's funny.

[@miapdx503]

I've had it before and I'd like it again! I felt that...😂😭

[@crazguykwan8955]

Colin and Scarlet both have stock in the 24hr energy drink

[@bobg6638]

“The simple elegance of a good bang” 😆😆😆

[@isaiahpero7837]

I've been a member of Settl for a year now, & I'd recommend it to all of my Dungeons & Dragons friends & gamer friends. I hope to have my first date soon! Thanks, Settl! Lol 👍🏼👍🏼

[@myjudgementalself5084]

The first thing I see is Martha Stewart and I immediately know I'm gonna like it

[@khalilrehman6466]

Kate mckinnon is my favorite celebrity love ya

[@khalilrehman6466]

@@JODRecaps yep

[@ralral3545]

🤗Well said🤗

[@helltotheno.]

WHO WROTE THAT DOG SKETCH ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@me5197]

Whenever I watch the SNL commercials I can’t tell when it starts if it’s a real add or not.

[@johnnycto7576]

"The simple elegance of a good bang." LOL

[@lesismore49]

Oh no... 😳 My boyfriend kisses like that. 😬 I've tried to retrain him, but it hasn't worked. 1:29

[@jojobk12able]

DUMP HIM

[@yukorai8323]

crispy dreams kinda sad you would dump someone for kissing weird

[@jojobk12able]

Yukorai she said he hasn’t changed it, he’s a wastemon!

[@hd-xc2lz]

@Yukorai Depends on how long they've been dating, if they're sleeping together, how old boyfriend is, and IF he'll accept an ultimatum. Not a matter of tolerating different styles.

[@jexikavindictive]

Why would someone do that?

[@deannas2778]

The settle one is painfully true

[@petezzz]

1:28 Ngl when my dad got engaged again he kissed his fiancee just like that. I was like ugh how can anyone date him lol

[@saxmaverick]

FOR INTERCOURSE

[@majorblitz7219]

Anyone remember, lowered expectations? Settl......

[@bryantcurtis2665]

I do. I uploaded her sing you a love song called 18 of 72 virgins.

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

5:58 is just gold

[@scheie353]

So 24-hour energy is the secret of scarlett and colin great relationship 😂😂😂

[@GamingwithZeroGG]

Not being allowed to swipe left is brilliant haha

[@alyssajade6802]

as an actress, the end of the dating actresses one was honestly really sweet lol that’s all i want in a s/o

[@Prismalpink]

Hahaha the Pound Puppy one killed me xDDD I’m in tears right now... And lmao at “Settl” xDDD It’s a great pun on purposely misspelled apps

[@BC-jb7mz]

“Available in the adult section of petco” 😂😂😂

[@davidthomas6094]

Great stuff. Pound Puppy was a welcome surprise. Gotta admire who thinks up something that random for a sketch.

[@stacyneuman8619]

I love the Martha Stewart,I cant stand her and just found this entire thing funny...good one SNL 😂

[@realMuseology]

"Because I'm Martha F**** Stewart. I can do whatever I want." Priceless!

[@KimyKW]

I’m Diggin Martha, calloused hands and no debt!!! Lol!

[@shawnjay7829]

lmfao this is hilarious asf damn pound puppy 😂

[@melissaburris7755]

"Like a rustic burlap wedding invitation" 😂😂😂

[@slowpoke6743]

I saw my ex and her new boyfriend crossing the street when a bus ran them over and killed them both. I thought to myself, wow that could've been me. ...then I remembered, I cant drive a bus

[@kelly2fly]

I hope you were wearing your seat belt at least.

[@TheAgent0060]

That's like a Jack Handy quote

[@the_rebekah_leigh]

In the first sketch, when the guy went to kiss Vanessa, it broke me 😂 I feel like that's one that a lot of people (guys) might miss, but having gone out with guys who really do think girls like kissing like that, I got it the instant I saw it 😂

[@ericdarden2751]

That is however, like a pretty easy fix. It literally takes less than 10 minutes to teach guy to kiss well.

[@jzthompson9598]

@@ericdarden2751 There isn't a single woman alive who hasn't had to do it.

[@alumpyhorse]

6:14 rarely see Kate McKinnon break 👏😂

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Oh my gosh - Smokery Farms is HILARIOUS she broke so much bahhahah

[@FroggoExplorer]

"Sushi!!" She's so hecking cute even though she's acting. god damn it.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Who said that?

[@williamwoodelf]

The "tick tock" killed me.

[@banquo4223]

The scary thing is, if you're not actually paying attention to the video, these sound like completely normal commercials

[@lavender_lemonade333]

“Because you’re dating an actress” As an actress this is hilarious 😂

[@agonleed3841]

what works? I'm curious. no insult.

[@Morendo13]

Cecily is consistently hysterical.

[@avarada17]

“I want a guy who’s rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation”

[@MorganWeske]

HAHAHA that open mouth kiss! dead!

[@ItsMe-ch1yp]

6:05 my mood for quarantine.

[@alicia27ish]

Have a super day everyone!!

[@JODRecaps]

hi Byrd. btw hot girls

[@jeshkam]

@Pipe Tunes So you're Russian then?

[@enzoo4422]

You too!

[@jeshkam]

@Luic Bruni Don't ask me, I have no clue.

[@FreeMarketSecularist]

I love these parodies

[@JODRecaps]

hi Marie. btw hot girls

[@wilkowei5321]

The image of 1:59 are so youtube commercial type, I would almost close this video lol

[@lilistoyanova9698]

"Someone with calloused hands and no debt." 😂 Yep, that would be the one

[@ATAHUALPA867]

The puppy one. Amazing 😱😱🤣🤣

[@GoesByJ]

6:14 i might be the only one in the world to say this but why did I think this part was kinda wholesome. i want a man to be that excited about my passions and match my energy

[@xaesalyszimpkee]

1:32 my face when the date went bad but he is hell bent on kissing me goodnight

[@layladai9210]

I have a problem with dating. Honestly some of these things might be useful for me.

[@JODRecaps]

hello Dai. btw hot girls

[@The_RC_Guru]

You’re probably crazy then. Guys will put up with it for awhile but won’t stick around.

[@SoWhosGae]

Layla Dai You and everyone on the planet 😂

[@layladai9210]

Mike S actually I’m lesbian so...

[@The_RC_Guru]

Layla Dai sooo what’s your point? Maybe you don’t practice good hygiene. Replace “guy” with “girl” lol. It’s 2020 I forgot I need to only speak in gender neutral terms.

[@christinarodrigues4316]

0:42 LMAO MY MOM HAS THE SAME EXACT SHIRT

[@lisirchin]

Settl and pound puppy were hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@racheldama7666]

Kate McKinnon is so talented, that range is amazing!

[@RavenclawNimbus]

The actress one is probably what it's like to live with Cecily Strong! XD She literally just dresses up randomly in her house

[@metalgrinch]

That Martha Stewart impersonation is hysterical 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@jlee2302]

2:59 Was he saying Martha Stewart? How’d I miss that?😂😂

[@georgenotsmith2804]

"Hey, uh, anybody need a stool sample?"

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

"Settl! - tick, tock?!" - Now I know where that one social media app got its name from.

[@isaiahpero7837]

Fun Fact: They didn't tell Cicelly the cameras were on at 5:22. They caught that backstage.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Hahahaha I did hear that she wears wigs and makes characters when she's at home. I bet she's so fun to be around!