The End of Toilet Paper | Toto Washlet Technology

[@jevadajones1645]

This is the second one for the basement bat. kzbin.infoUgkxOuLt8IL_GxhhaK8DBuKEL-zV0UJVpWZn , works great

[@dsc5957]

He’s taking this review more seriously than the Chevy Equinox lol

[@MozzaBurger88]

As it should be. Butt cleanliness is no laughing matter. Imagine you're going down on your lady and your eyes encounter residual toilet paper bits and even less savory stuff... Ha! Now you're taking this... shit seriously!

[@savagegeese]

Its way more exciting.

[@MiguelRPD]

This will be the video that revolutionizes America's bung hole!

[@CleanSC]

Because Toto is removing shit from our lives while Chevy keeps making it.

[@Hans_Moleman925]

I died laughing when he ran over the median at Arby’s 😂😂

[@billyhughes9776]

4 wheelin in the Arby's parking lot! Lmao,...

[@john-martin]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

[@Biker_Gremling]

Ofroad life yo!

[@EastofVictoriaPark]

Talk about the 99th percentile off-road usage.

[@tallll70]

So who wrote the comment then?

[@darkchild130]

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!!!

[@Van-Hammer]

😂😂

[@gizmogeek47]

maybe he needs help with either sly or sandra bullock LMAO

[@highway9patrol]

Dinosaur.

[@One_Guy]

haha so what my first thought was!

[@lajya01]

As early as 1993, the great TP crisis was already predicted

[@Skarjuu]

I would love to see this in a Shoppe with Scott Turbowski.

[@qx4n9e1xp]

Scott Turdowski

[@DwayneDavis3]

Let's get this thing on the lift...

[@jamess3417]

Looks tough

[@freedeworld]

He would be down for this kind of rear end action.

[@rarehonk5434]

I wouldn't lol

[@uzogsi]

"If you don't have genitalia, chances are you have a rectum" Savagely PC :D

[@smitty16s]

My life changed the night I went into a casino in Seoul, South Korea. It was the first time I ever saw a toilet with a bidet, heated toilet seat, and air dryer. My fellow military men and I of course made fun of it. Then quickly headed back to the casino floor. However after losing a decent amount of money I had the casino bring me a nice traditional Korean dinner. Of course, my American gutter pallet stomach couldn’t take it and my only hope was the explosive discharge I was about to put into that toilet. I used it for all it was worth, the heat, the water pulsating, the air dry. My god, it’s all I think about it. Sent chills up my spine then, and still does. You never forget your first warm pulse of water up your anus, and it consumes you wanting more. I highly recommend a bidet.

[@tedmich]

"your first warm pulse of water up your anus" ? I'm guessing Navy?

[@smitty16s]

tedmich if I was Navy, it wouldn’t have been my first.

[@justkiddin1980]

@@tedmich Hahahahaha....😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😄😅

[@JheregCG60]

So true, shout out to Sasebo and Yokosuka!

[@Onix.556]

I'm guessing Marines :-) if so you guys are nuts. I once had this 6'5 black marine at Airborne school convince me a 5'10 white kid to use his military ID at the bar when I was 19. Shockingly, he was right, it actually worked.

[@cheruzaleming]

Toto: I've blessed the stains down in underpants 🎶

[@suhasrakothu5213]

cheruzaleming underrated 😂😂😂

[@elgar6743]

Awesome!! Your are outstandingly punny!!

[@brianq103]

When I go to Japan, I spend half the time I'm there in the hotel washroom. Now you understand why.

[@MrPensiveThinker]

Didnt know japanese food gave you diarrhea

[@PiroFyre]

@@MrPensiveThinker Solid Diarrhea when I was there. Full power spray 3 times a day at least for 7 days.

[@MrPensiveThinker]

@@PiroFyre guess your stomach is just not used to healthy food

[@hb1949]

PiroFyre is it diarrhoea if it’s solid?

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@hb1949 Nope lol.

[@Dirtyboxer1]

I honestly never once thought I'd sit through a review of a bidet, yet I'm glad I did.

[@jlang8213]

You'll be even gladder if you buy one. Life changing.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

I want one so badly lol.

[@tubemember21]

This video reminds me that I truly miss watching your videos while taking my 20-30 minute shits at work.

[@drivedb7]

tubemember21 - So it’s *YOU* who’s always in there for so long, huh? 😂

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@drivedb7 😂

[@Spikew]

My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, thats why I poop on company time

[@heartcomedy5]

The child support is late “For which kid” lol 😂

[@dougrobinson8602]

Trayvon. Hilarious!

[@HughesyTech]

No Google Assistant integration, no deal 😂😂

[@DxCBuG]

Alexa, spray my ass xD

[@acchaladka]

Google, you know how I like it. Oooh.

[@TheStraightPipes]

I have a Hello Tushy bidet and i love it, best birthday gift ever! -Yuri

[@sulfuricanaljuice3994]

I bet you like the more aggressive settings

[@madelineariah]

And just like that, KZbin is giving me a literal million ads for toilet technology. Thanks a lot.

[@HoboJoeGarage]

This product would of been great to collaborate with Mr. Regular of RCR.

[@poot111111]

Maybe the old Mr. R, like the Dodge Avenger Mr. R

[@suzu9404]

Joseph Furey BROWN

[@JB-ru2zb]

The Kia Stinger.... Where he unleashes his Bidet rant

[@Affalterbach1967]

3:07. Matt Moreman has entered the chat with a $4,000 hose, coil reel, purifier and pressure regulator package.

[@mburke1211]

Hilarious how you described the anatomical-based adjustments. I have one of these washlets, and wholeheartedly agree with you - best $1k ever spent. Let the hoarders hoard.

[@marcuscicero5033]

“They’re years ahead of us”: Homer Simpson visits Japan

[@clarencetaylor7455]

Marcus Cicero hey, dad’s on TV!

[@quackman]

@@clarencetaylor7455 AAAGGGHHH!!!#!

[@kingotime8977]

I love this channel.

[@dempsey3]

Finally a The definitive Washlet review, Toto will need to pay you big time for this

[@Vision33r]

I doubt it, most Americans would rather have a granite toilet than installing a bidet.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@Vision33r Speak for yourself!! This American wants a bidet lol.

[@mikeh2812]

Looks promising but lack of 34” touchscreen is dealbreaker. Need vertical mounted plasma on lid

[@SterlingWheel]

Thanks Mark. This was the first 4k video I've been blessed to see on my new TV. Errant fecal matter has never looked so good!

[@dmitry8340]

11:33 OMG that outro

[@ghp0518]

Is that a young mr. savagegeese, and the backstory of how he clogged the toilet? ? 😂😂😂

[@CobraCommanderX]

wtf was that and why would you record and save that Mark needs to explain this

[@hazardeur]

this is why i am subscribed to this channel

[@victordasilva5255]

for the skeptics....do you wipe your dirty dishes and put them away? ...or do you wash them, dry them...and put them away.,,,

[@martingardens]

The Toto print ad showed a pair of muddy hands and asked, "Would you clean this mess with a paper towel?".

[@y1811cha]

a less subtle approach... kzbin.info/www/bejne/imeTZq19qtN3aZY

[@mohnster4000]

Why is my wife always on the toilet and the water bill so high? Now I know👍

[@ihateoutube]

I really debated on even commenting on this one lol. First...this is the same man that got me into my Lexus RC F (In love with that thing by the way) and second the intro lmao. The hashtags at the bottom to the curb at Arby's. And then a damn bidet review. I have a love/hate relationship with you sir lmao. Love the channel!

[@BarnStangz]

Any Arby's meme style deserves a thumbs up, always!

[@machtschnell7452]

Condolences on the RC F, unless you came from a Yugo.

[@alh06]

@@machtschnell7452 It’s a great vehicle

[@steveflor9942]

Toto has other really neat features beside the bidet: 1.) Their own extremely smooth enamel finish. Nothing can adhere to it, so it virtually never needs cleaning. 2.)Cyclonic flush ports. Maximum bowl evacuation using absolute minimum amount of water. 3.) Top of line model designed by reknowned artist. Look amazing. (something I've never said about any other toilet) Toto is a great company. Great video.

[@takuan650]

Never thought I'd let a computer wash my ass. I was wrong! I live in Japan for 2 years now and enjoy my automatic toilet a lot. The lid opens when I enter the bathroom, the seat raises with a press of a button. Do Your business on a warm seat get washed and dried, pull up Your pants and walk away. The thing flushes, cleans and closes itself. I don't touch a thing. Still wash my hands though out of habit.

[@acchaladka]

That's a good habit to keep, obviously. I'm envious you live in Japan tho.

[@deedieducati2272]

How does it flush? I didn't catch that part on the video.

[@mrvvoo]

@@deedieducati2272 it depends on the model of toilet you get. There’s an upgraded package to install an auto flush kit, retroactively. I don’t think this works if using the seat as an add-on to a non-Toto toilet.

[@vabeachsux]

I've got a $20 bidet from Amazon that's been working great the last several years. Compared to the Toto it's the 1996 Civic LX of the bidet world.

[@MikeyDAngelo]

I went to Japan for 2 weeks last year and ever since coming back to the states i feel like a caveman using a peasant toilet, this is the future for sure

[@aceofspades6667]

jesus christ that ending... Sir Goose must be into some pretty freaky stuff.

[@TforTouge]

It looks like Mr. Geese took those “I could watch you review anything” comments too seriously lmao. For real though this video is great

[@qx4n9e1xp]

Shut up wiping-simp.

[@Fee.1]

When I requested you review asses I meant it differently

[@escapenguin]

We bought two simple ones to try. Wish I'd bought one years ago. I hate pooping anywhere else now.

[@kipamore]

So, I could have this or a high mileage Aztek. Tough call.

[@CarsMeetsBikes]

Kip Amore why not put a bidet in your high mileage aztek?

[@madmvd]

Or a high mileage bidet.

[@booyahhh]

I'm a simple man. I see a savage goose, I upvote.

[@Was-here2]

Ironically this came up while I was on the toilet.

[@RussellChapman99]

At least he wasn't live-streaming

[@Natethegreat200c]

People think “how can you review a car , a car is a car , just drive it “ I thought this about reviewing a toilet , but you seen realize it’s much like cars. You can buy a toilet based off power of flush , the water consumption, how long it last , ETC. interesting.

[@taylormoats2099]

There is being a stellar car reviewer, and then there’s being such a phenomenal reviewer that you can create a captivating review of a stand-alone ass sprayer. Good god.

[@IanCharlesPearce]

Got 2 in my house. Your a savage if you don't have one.

[@kaosps3]

My only regret was not getting it sooner.

[@mabolzichjjl]

Not as savage as one who doesn't know the correct "your" to use 😑

[@acchaladka]

Same, we got a cold water $50 version and then....now we have two. Great for after sex for madame or for the kids who are casual about cleaning. Visit Japan if you want to try this out. The 550e is the one to get but the basic C200 or whatever it is at Costco is great too.

[@roobbeerrttmotzkus4480]

Fantastic video, much needed here in North America. If a bird shits on your head, would you smeer it off with paper or wouldn't you make sure that you wash it off with water thoroughly. Men, have pride and be clean

[@ghp0518]

You know Hyundai makes washlets also. I expected you would review a Hyundai ( #notTheFirstHyundaiITookAShitIn )

[@ucsdvc]

You're the last person I expect a bidet review from 😂. That said, you've done this as well as your car reviews!

[@CarlinTran]

Bidet users have been enlightened.

[@rollei35mm]

I really love bidets, got to use them when I was in Japan and I wish we had them hear I felt so much cleaner and relaxed. Heated seats, heated ass blaster, a nice noise for privacy when you shit.

[@4321eyeseeyou]

I'm wondering how to attach this to my carseat and what the reactions will be when I go the to market. Social distance will not be a problem when they see this in the parking lot at Trader Joe's or Krogers. I know I will get a thumbs up when Gretchen Whitmer sees this.

[@machtschnell7452]

Not at all. You will be socially isolated just like the guy whacking off in his car at Trader Joe's.

[@questioner1596]

For those without power outlets, I've been happy with a basic model that has a mechanical valve and no heaters. The water is warm enough because it's room temperature from sitting in the pipe. For drying, I just use a small amount of toilet paper, less than without a bidet. Also, it only cost $100 Canadian at Costco, which is around $67 US.

[@QuickQuips]

Questioner there were mechanical ones on amazon for twenty until covid19 drove them out of stock. Downside though is some need cleaning or have crap in various crevices. Going premium does help.

[@questioner1596]

@@QuickQuips, I have no experience with the Amazon units so cannot comment on them, but do know the Brondell Ecoseat I bought has a self cleaning mode that rinses the nozzle before and after use (depending how fast you turn the valve). Here's a link to the manufacturer's website: www.brondell.com/swash-ecoseat-s101-bidet-toilet-seat/

[@larrygaldeano8197]

The premium is worth it. You don’t think heated makes a difference until you actually use it. Treat yourself, you won’t regret it.

[@ferx2001]

I have a washlet C200. Got it for free. My father in law is a maintenance man at an apartment complex and tenants left it behind when they moved out. I love this thing.

[@ABeans07]

S550 is the same as a mustang chassis. Coincidence? I think not.

[@edman79]

In this instance, the pedestrians are shit fragments.

[@devlad]

Got one the moment I came home from Japan over a decade ago, haven't looked back. Haven't needed to, they clean you better than smearing tp around

[@smcic]

That ending was brutal.

[@kaneezazeez]

Man I thought this was a late April Fools vid lol

[@ryanc4199]

Is this the same toilet that you had in the back of the Chevy Colorado review a few years ago? ;-) That is the stunt that caused me to subscribe to your channel!

[@dil6969]

I do think the concept of cleaning your poopy butt with a DRY towel is insanity. Bidets really deserve more love, especially in the US. What this Toto unit really needs a giant unresponsive touchscreen that needs 30 seconds to boot up before it lifts the seat. Subaru and Honda could help them with that.

[@cloudyview]

Am I really going to watch a 12 minute video about bidets? Apparently that answer is yes

[@tomt3533]

First toilet review video ever watched in completion.

[@gizmogeek47]

i saw.. i clicked... then headed to the comments section... did not disappoint LMAO

[@darrellyelity3648]

I can imagine calling customer service to explain why your self cleaning toilet isn’t working. The conversation would start, well I was taking a shit and.😂

[@cajungoat]

So I'm into cars and an IT person as well. I also was looking at the TOTO washlets this week. Mark, are we related??

[@oneblach]

Do they have any heavy duty ones for hemaphrodites?... asking for a friend

[@upshifter5316]

I’d rather watch SG talk about toilets than address anything important

[@guydivosta4075]

Just installed Toto K300 and looking up something quick about it, saw my favorite American car reviewer review one-up model 😁. Next level quality-of-life upgrade for sure!

[@maximus9401]

More and more people are starting to talk about these automated bidets. I think it's gonna really catch on in the next few years, and hopefully more competition in the industry will bring prices a bit down, as with all things

[@Syncopia]

I can't believe I'm watching savagegeese review a toilet. This is gonna be good.

[@timothycc711]

IN Southern Arizona we definitely don't need heated seats. Now if they made chilled seats...

[@kurona]

Some people associate "warm toilet seat" with "recently used toilet and thus dirty". As long as you can get over that mental block, Japanese washlets are a godsend.

[@thatracinglife]

I used to work at that exact Arby's. LOL.

[@tacka02]

props to you sir for making this hole review without laughing once, I'm sure there is blooper reel somewhere. LOL.

[@AaronAnonymous]

The only amazing thing is that more people don’t have these. The first time I used a washlet was in 2005 and it changed my life.

[@LiveTorsionParadoxTo]

Imagine having to clean that thing - horror show - like a scene from Dante's Inferno.

[@oyurcha1]

The question is, CAN YOU BUY THEM USED with a good powertrain warranty?

[@hugobalder1866]

I was in Japan in october, 2018 and the first money i spend coming back was on a washlet.

[@anthonyperez1576]

Best thing since sliced bread, I waited for 79 years before I got one; it's great.

[@TrafficMan7]

I like the humor in these latest videos.

[@slackerr]

Bidets are like finding out you need eye glasses and trying them on for the first time. The only regret you'll have is not having purchased one earlier and also like some people are saying, you'll feel less clean when having to use a restroom without a bidet. If you're hesitant about getting a 1200 dollar model, go for a BioBidet of something from your local Costco. You can return it if you don't like. :X

[@marcusj4467]

The spray diffuser sounds almost like Toto having a short circuit at 1:10. I’d jump up mid spray but I still want one

[@RolandSmith-w3t]

Thanks for your review. Is your Toto Washlet still working properly?

[@ksoman953]

Just awesome. The geese is finally clean. Having traveled to Asia for work dozens of times, I can attest to the amazingness of the Bidet/washlet. Many hotels have this standard. I'd say, if you choose to get one, get one with the stainless steel guns. They stay cleaner.

[@привет_лунатикам]

*Is there an optional brush attachment for this? Asking for a friend..*

[@dontrend5956]

Fiber or wire?

[@Gwaithmir]

I had one of these installed in my house about a year ago. I suffer from advanced arthritis and the Washlet's ergonomic design makes going to the bathroom much easier. My toilet paper usage has been reduced by about 95%.

[@blautens]

The office building I worked at for a couple of years leased out the first floor to Toto (it was their south Florida HQ, I guess) and they outfitted the lobby bathrooms completely. We'd all go downstairs to use them rather than use our own private office bathrooms, they were that good. The weirdest part was the parties Toto would occasionally throw in the evening - they'd hire models, catering, musicians, etc., it was a typical, glamorous, PR event. For toilets. So...yeah, very Florida.

[@evolved326]

Definably a game changer. I got a $25 Astor from Amazon and it changed my life forever

[@james11h]

Very advanced model, this is great. I have the $350 C100 though and for me, it’s the perfect balance. Heated seat and water, dryer, front/rear wash, and oscillation/pulsation. Control panel on the side instead of a remote. Wonderful product.

[@TDenzo]

I come from the small part of the world where we have actual bidets, and btw we use them in addition to toilet paper. I can't believe they haven't caught on in the rest of the world, every time I go abroad it's literally a pain in the ass.

[@USARAY1947]

I've had one for years. TP is so unsanitary, especially with finger-breakthrough.

[@gforce2002]

I always say, once you go bidet, you never go back! I’ve had one (not a Toto though) for about 5 years now and going back the old way seems barbaric.

[@jhobaugh45]

Welp, now I know what I'm spending that stimulus check on.

[@sf7234]

This was so much more serious than I was expecting from savagegeese

[@brainfreezemyheadache]

I actually have a 4Runner like the one at the beginning....same color too. Haha Anyway, I stayed at an Airbnb that had one of these toilets and we didn’t know how to use it. Wish we would’ve watched this then. With the TP shortages, we need to get one of these!

[@ashajayagopal6447]

It has changed my life, the heated feature is🔥🔥🔥 but tp is still necessary the dryer isn't sufficient...pay Becky that $$$

[@JeffJacquesmd]

We moved into a new construction home a year ago and specifically negotiated having a GFI installed in the master bath so that we could get a Neorest installed. Once you use one of these it is transformative. Good vid brother

[@BarnStangz]

If the car review game ever fails, you'll be ONE HELL of a bidet salesman... I don't have this fancy pants model, but I'm going to get one. I have a cheap ass Amazon one upstairs and that one will blast away the Arby's mud no problem. I can't wait to see what this new one will do!

[@frumpd63]

My first time using a bidet was like those videos of deaf babies getting a cochlear implant and smiling as they hear their mother's voice for the first time.

[@PiroFyre]

Took a week vacation in Japan and went to Tokyo, Kyoto, etc. It was great. All the hotels I went to had bidets. It took me a few days to get used to them but I quickly found myself using them all the time. Came back home and I just felt like a dirty peasant without one. Bought a cheapo $60 unit to attached to my already existing toilet and I feel clean again. It took me just a few days before I said "I can't live without one now" to get my own. It may not have heated seats nor a hot air blower but man do I feel so much better wiping a wet ass instead of a shitty ass.

[@ChunkyBunny2]

I've been saying for years that America should have the level of tech in their toilets that the Japanese have. Why is this not common??

[@x6dingle6x]

It has "driver 1" and "driver 2" programmable presets like my Acura!

[@electricra1n]

I like how in depth he went on into these devices lol. As a fair warning, these might not reduce your tp usage as much as he implies. Your mileage may vary. I've lived in Japan for a while and I actually brought 2 TOTO washlets back to the US. Most models except the top of the line one's like his, don't have a drying function. Even when they do they mostly don't work so well. I end up having to use tp to dry off after. Granted my nether regions get sparkly clean, it's worth it for me. BTW those worried about nasty back spray, TOTO washlets with UV and electrolyzed water keep the wand super clean. You will have to clean the toilet bowl and surrounding area more often due to back spray though.