An Error That I Used to Throw (Fall 2016 Concert)

[@lorenzosheogorath8817]

You won the moment Tennant appeared on that screen

[@willianby]

I loved this one Haha

[@zamfofex]

I think you guys should put the lyrics of these songs in the description.

[@AviDrissmanAtGoogle]

Turn on closed-captions :)

[@zamfofex]

Oh. Thanks! 😜😝

[@ggsap]

♫ stack trace ♫ Now and then I think of quitting altogether Like when you made so many workers crash and die Told myself you weren’t assigned to me But you caused problems all through google3 And somehow I’m the only one who still remembers. ♫ (interlude) ♫ You can get afflicted by a certain kind of sadness Like getting paged at 3 am, always at 3 So when we found that we could not rollback Well you’d said that we should flag protect And I’ll admit that I was glad when it was over. But you didn’t have to dump that core Start a retry loop that triggered a cascading failure. And I don’t even read your logs, but our SLA’s in danger and it feels so rough. No you didn’t have to overflow, Smash the stack, waste my quota and then crash a cluster I gave up and re-wrote in Go Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. The Bug: Now and then I think of all the times I screwed you over... And had you believing it was always something that you’d done. Had you leanin’ on your SRE, Failing every other RPC They said they’d fixed me long ago But then why’s a process hanging on an error that you used to throw? But you didn’t have to dump that core Start a retry loop that triggered a cascading failure. And I don’t even read your logs, but our SLA’s in danger and it feels so rough. No you didn’t have to overflow, Smash the stack, waste my quota and then crash a cluster, I gave up and re-wrote in Go Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. An error... I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. You’re an error... I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. I used to throw. That I used to throw. I used to throw. An error...

[@ksss499]

whats the original song?

[@ScaleAbility]

This is a parody of “Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye.

[@Lockhead128]

Any chance to get notes & lyrics for this one? :-)

[@ggsap]

♫ stack trace ♫ Now and then I think of quitting altogether Like when you made so many workers crash and die Told myself you weren’t assigned to me But you caused problems all through google3 And somehow I’m the only one who still remembers. ♫ (interlude) ♫ You can get afflicted by a certain kind of sadness Like getting paged at 3 am, always at 3 So when we found that we could not rollback Well you’d said that we should flag protect And I’ll admit that I was glad when it was over. But you didn’t have to dump that core Start a retry loop that triggered a cascading failure. And I don’t even read your logs, but our SLA’s in danger and it feels so rough. No you didn’t have to overflow, Smash the stack, waste my quota and then crash a cluster I gave up and re-wrote in Go Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. The Bug: Now and then I think of all the times I screwed you over... And had you believing it was always something that you’d done. Had you leanin’ on your SRE, Failing every other RPC They said they’d fixed me long ago But then why’s a process hanging on an error that you used to throw? But you didn’t have to dump that core Start a retry loop that triggered a cascading failure. And I don’t even read your logs, but our SLA’s in danger and it feels so rough. No you didn’t have to overflow, Smash the stack, waste my quota and then crash a cluster, I gave up and re-wrote in Go Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. An error... I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. You’re an error... I used to throw. Now you’re just an error that I used to throw. I used to throw. That I used to throw. I used to throw. An error...