SCAM EMAIL gave me MAGIC POWERS???

This is a voice acted video. Like reading a tumblr meme but instead I wrote the script and didn't put it on tumblr.
Music by Shakib Hasan from Pixabay
Wind Sound Effect by Juan Carlos from Pixabay
Shoutout to Aced Pancakes @AcedPancakes

[@stucq]

Hello john, Bjorg is dead please send money for our necromancer so you may receive your equipment Regards

[@TJHatchVoiceman]

Hello John, The necromancer fell into a hole and cannot complete their journey to our town. Please send money for a rescue squad so you can get your equipment. Regards

[@stucq]

@@TJHatchVoiceman Hello John, Our messenger pigeon fees are skyrocketing due to Bidenflation. Please send money so that we may deliver you armor. Regards

[@randyfinch821]

classic middle-earth scam

[@TJHatchVoiceman]

hate when they do that

[@lemeres2478]

You put on a wizard hat, grab some cheap ring, and then you trick a hobbit so you can press gang him into sub minimum wage labor along with a group of dwarves that just crossed the boarder.

[@anactualfish2397]

mr. barrister john wyrmrosa... or was it byrmrosa...

[@lemeres2478]

You cannot save the land from the dragon if your acting like little boy. Tank you. Regards.

[@TJHatchVoiceman]

TRUE regards.