Scamalot - Poem

S01E02

[@justdragons3317]

“Somewhere in Nigeria there’s a man telling me he loves me”

[@thomasfplm]

Lol, best part

I didn't expect such feelz.

[@Scoopski_Potato]

Brand new sentence

[@konstantinospalapanidis6414]

Astronomia intentsifies

[@yungifez]

Offended but still laughed though

[@Ryanthedoctor11]

I always enjoy thinking about the aftermath of you explaining this to Alex lol

[@twilightRox4632]

I wonder if she just logged into her email one day and saw the email Trail when was like.. James!? What the heck!

[@sarvashaktimaan7106]

@@twilightRox4632 step 2 of the plan: Convince Alex she is suffering from amnesia.

[@twilightRox4632]

@@sarvashaktimaan7106 THAT deserves the "that's the evilest thing I can imagine meme" well I just wanna say I'm a huge fan lol

[@livedandletdie]

@@twilightRox4632 Pfft Evilest, no no, you haven't heard about my great great great great great great great great grand uncle Ibrahim's plans for how to ruin the lives of everyone on earth at the same time, now that was evil. His idea was to make it so that people start to idolize a select few people, of course these people are as talentless as everyone else, and then we are to make the masses believe what these select few people believe, then as the global level of technology slowly increase the sheer idiocy and foolishness of the common citizen will increase to the point that they are oblivious to understand reality at all because they're too stupid to understand simple concepts such as rights and obligations, mostly the latter because if they just think they should receive rights without any obligations, then they'll rise up against their fellow citizens, and help the outside forces that are hellbent on destroying everything held dear to people. We called the plan Planned Obsolescence of Thought. or POT for short, and through this plan we've singlehandedly maintained a high level of voters for all of the evil aligned parties in every nation out there. Such as the Social Democrats in Sweden, or the Democrats in the US, and the best part about it all, as it has gone so far now, that everyone thinks I'm joking when I talk about it or that I'm a conspiracy theorist. Which is hilarious to me. Now excuse me, I'm gonna go on a trip to my own private Island in the pacific.

[@Faegersten]

@@livedandletdie lol

[@mm-op5ht]

1:38 "also, i'm single... Obviously" i felt that

[@hazukichanx408]

We may be single, but at least we're not alone about it!

[@mm-op5ht]

@@hazukichanx408 you're goddamn right

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

I recently started dating, but I keep forgetting this and whenever I see something like this comment I'm like "lol yeah relatab- wait"

[@DoctorX17]

@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 one day you'll wake up with your partner beside you, be a bit confused for a moment, and then think "oh, yeah, we've been married for 20 years", lol

[@SHDUStudios]

Amen, brother!

[@AL1F3243]

"Somewhere in nigeria,there's a man is telling me he loves me" This line gives me hope

[@pessien8474]

You know, there was a man who told me I'm urgent once. Changed my life, it really did. The text: Ur urgent really changed everything for me.

[@oliholbourns7274]

Hummus. Its going places

[@Catman1828]

Gotta invest in Hummus.

[@Starwort]

To Tuscany apparently

[@TRaIT0rZ]

Tuscan Hummus. Profit $$$.

[@glennleader8880]

Why did hummus blush? Because it saw the chick pee.

[@oliholbourns7274]

@@glennleader8880 thats brilliant lol

[@DrSass-gd1bl]

I can only hope you keep reminding the real Alex of Tuscany now. "Hey! Remember Tuscany?" "Uh, no?" "*gasp!* Well, neither do I"

[@AusSkiller]

Come on the poem was obvious, why didn't they write it: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you don't wire the money, it'll end my love for you.

[@elius1548]

Roses are red. I remember Tuscany. Thru Western Union, Please wire the money.

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Aching, I am for you Yet the distance keeps us apart forever Still, Western Union can help.

[@phillipdavis1130]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Stop playing games. I need my 2k.

[@cameronsitton501]

I cry for James, I cry for Tuscany, I cry because this is one more relationship than I've ever been in *raises wineglass filled with grape juice* To love, hummus, and the hundreds of tiny ducks in the bathroom

[@SpartanXVII]

Taking 2 grand of someone's money is one thing, but this guy was willing to play with your heart and tell you that an old fling had been reignited, just to get the money.

[@mushutak]

Since he comments on their spelling, I feel compelled to point out, 1:17 he misspelled the word "out" in the background.

[@Polyglot_English]

Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@silvasilvasilva]

Just a typo, clearly.

[@daniel-andersson]

One of my old favourites!

[@cupman6477]

imagine getting trapped in a foreign country and you contact your friend to help you out and he just completely throws you for a loop and doesn't help you.

[@fay4296]

these skits are my favorite thing!!

[@flikkie72]

In the most loving manner: James you move like a muppet

[@ziggyskinner6001]

You're my new favorite person

[@Robin-jk6wz]

@jim jimmy jr And you are mine.

[@bytelabs2406]

@@Robin-jk6wz and you are mine

[@ziggyskinner6001]

@Señor Sutil AH BAE!

[@charleykeefe6971]

"I'm single - obviously - and, uh, sometimes, it's just nice to hear the words." 🤷‍♂️

[@xxAniki]

I felt that.

[@bibbabookgirl8469]

James you are a gem to society 😂

[@madcaptainsundy]

We love you, James Veitch.

[@pr0xZen]

Ah, the memories. We'll always have Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu, James.

[@brandieo6165]

Love the spin on these old faves. Keep them coming!

[@genuineinterest]

For a second I really thought they were going to go through with it and write a poem for him. Madlad.

[@silvasilvasilva]

Even Nigerian scammers have their pride. No poems and no toaster bonanza.

[@peachesandcream333]

Thank you so much for existing. These videos bring me so much joy.

[@shadowdawnl6930]

I cannot believe your single man. You make the world that much brighter man. God luv you, you make me laugh. I'm going to start off my days for now on by watching one of your amazing scammer videos. Please keep them coming

[@maryanneslater9675]

This one cracks me up so much. I can't imagine why it has any downvotes. And James, I don't know why you're single unless you're spoiled for choice.

[@homerman76]

clearly all of the scam email artists he has had conversations with :P

[@ChrisPB]

"Remember Tuscany?" used to be followed by "Those huge waves? Well... to be fair, they'd have to be huge because it's very far inland" and it's a shame that the reupload doesn't have that bit.

[@duffydreamer]

OMG! I thought I was the only one that remembered that part, I don't know why the re-upload of this video cut it off 🤔

[@juliannerohm1451]

"aviable" is obviously from the latin "avis" for "bird."

[@lordelliott42]

So it means something can be used by birds? Examples: All the seeds in this bag are aviable. Walnut trees are quite aviable. Dachshund are an aviable dog breed.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

It's a viable word.

[@Yotanido]

@@lordelliott42 It means that something can aviate

[@lunaguitar6701]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Underrated pun.

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

and "-emia" meaning "presence in blood", therefore: "High bird presence in blood".

[@thypie]

400000th view! “Somewhere in Nigeria there’s a man telling me he loves me” XD

[@LouisTheCabbage]

Great, as always

[@phillipdavis1130]

These scam videos hit home for me, I showed my brother them and we laughed a bunch together, That was like 3 years ago, haha

[@DX88]

All these videos are not showing up in my subscriptions, but only on the homepage, very strange.

[@sarahpeterson3652]

It's because these are reuploads so he didn't put it on the subscriber notification list.

[@Yomsstar]

... Somewhere in Nigeria 🇳🇬 there is a man telling me he loves me... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Theskybluerose]

When I was in Florence (Tuscany) 2 years ago, I knew I’d had to take a photo with the caption “We’ll always have Tuscany” Cz your quotes are ICONIC!

[@devil3sixiyeah295]

Yeah, my favorite man who I am in love with get back 😁😁😁

[@Tanicorn]

When he said "I'm single obviously and sometimes I just like to hear the words" That hit hard. That's tuff. That's real stuff.

[@emilyryan854]

James, a good looking, fantastic comedian and successful entrepreneur: I'm single - obviously Me: I- But- How???

[@CyberFoxStudio]

Because of the ducks.

[@katherine.williams2000]

@@CyberFoxStudio 😂😂😂

[@trpuffnstuff571]

You are incredible. I love it.

[@Konspirantas]

this is it, the pinnacle of spam blocking. The brilliant bloke you are, a foil to a well cut scam, a shimmer in the password dumps of .onion listings, a hero basking in the golden sun.

[@reuvengold5421]

Bruh you got to do more these are always amazing

[@Ireneharnack1138]

"OBVIOUSLY"?!? You're drop dead gorgeous and hilarious too, what's there not to fall head-over-heels for? I mean, it's obvious Alex regrets losing you and knows your true gifts as a lover and passionate boyfriend. You're not fooling anyone! 😁😉

[@elievaldenaire]

Too bad it's a reupload tho, I was really excited for a new episode to come out :'(

[@Buckers1313]

Obviously doesn’t have any new ideas.

[@BrightBlueJim]

I hadn't heard it, so it was new to me.

[@Buckers1313]

@@BrightBlueJim that’s cool you haven’t heard. Still a reupload and he’s deleted all the old ones

[@pavel5515]

Mr. Veitch, this is a very good way to channel your unorthodox level of creativity - I would love to see you regularly reply to spam and post new reply stories at least monthly. You've got all my support through youtube ad-revenue impressions, and more if needed.

[@roguedogx]

glad to see these again.

[@Urbansprint5100]

I needed one of these videos.

[@pulidoggy]

Hi James, I do actually live in Tuscany, so I'd be more than happy to have you as my welcome guest anytime, just let me have an advance confirmation along with the £2000 payment. Can't wait to meet you!

[@sovest555]

I hope that James was in touch with the real Alex during this. XD

[@JLF201]

I love these and keep looking for more

[@juliaconnell]

James, Roses are red Violets are blue Your content is so awesome Thank you for all that you do Scammers are horrible, Nasty and mean I love how you scam them You're so witty, clever and keen Ok, not my best work - seriously, been a fan for years, keep up the great work ❤😘 Damit it phone stop adding 's to *everything* - didnt want the inevitable grammatical correction/s - yes - I know Rose's (see did itvagain! Bad phone! ROSES - not Rose's) Edit II - actually violets arent really blue (except the ones that are - I have double blue, double white...) violets are actually purple - but that's just being pedantic

[@amaiinmetsu]

He's back!!! I love it!!

[@zainakilljoy]

I love these so much!!

[@itayjc1]

I love you James !!

[@beatqueenofcrud]

Please make new ones! Reuploads are grand and all, but I want to see more

[@t71024]

The "Aviable" flight is a classic, drawing from Latin for a novel but perfectly understandable word!

[@Where_is_Waldo]

This might be the best one.

[@TheGamingComputerBomb]

YOUR BACK WITH SCAMALOT!!!!

[@BrightBlueJim]

My new favorite James Veitch bit.

[@cheryllemme9332]

I love you James!

[@whatthisbe]

"Aviable flight" - underrated

[@sharkwithfreakinlaserattac5913]

This one might be my favorite 😅

[@Sundaeys]

SCAMALOT IS BACK BABY!

[@tamerlane9889]

We love you too James !!!!

Missed this a lot! :D

[@annarss]

As an actual habitant of Tuscany, I will send you a poem about love in Maremma hills

[@pulidoggy]

Me too... It turns out that James' largest fan base is located in Tuscany 🤪

[@annarss]

@@pulidoggy hahaha :)

[@MikeCorbit]

I am working on the poem but need to read up about Tuscany first. Can really use the $2000 it being so close to Christmas and all.

[@user-cg8if3eq7d]

You're so inspiring! I cant wait to get a scammer to tell me they love me! 😅

[@JeffRebornNow]

"We'll always have Tuscany. We didn't have; we'd lost it until you emailed me. We got it back."

[@evalisehjenjensen9559]

Obviously single?? Only by choice then! Absolutely adore your videos 😂

[@jamiitenzoe3981]

"and I'm single - obviously!" 😂

[@risahanabi]

HE IS FINALLY BACK WITH THIS SERIES🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 Edit: its an old one reposted... dont talk to me. Im sad.

[@clumsycolours1677]

Hooray scamalot is back

[@crunchers9]

I liked"aviable flight"! Like aviation-able. What a great adjective for an airplane trip!

[@RockismyAir]

I love you James Veitch.

[@winnipeg1940]

I love these videos lmao, especially where the Nigerian man declares his love for James, it's true love!

[@barbaraeppard6027]

Sometimes its just nice to hear the words. True.

[@sir_duckington1245]

the thing james Veitch does best

[@stevielambert8262]

Aw James, I love you . 😉

[@meowmerswem9517]

great video

[@RandomWolf]

Please do more of these

[@Brunmed]

I wish I was getting those emails and reply myself too.

[@anonymousobserver6508]

we love you james

[@waynesmith3908]

Forget Alex, James ... I will write you a poem !!

[@selfinflictedhom0cide679]

Omg this is perfect

[@waynestewart1919]

I hope your friend got a good chuckle out of it.

[@ideoformsun5806]

"All for love and money." An old saying.

[@oliverhilton6086]

_"At least I think"_ - James Veitch's wise thumbnail, 2000 and something

[@elienvanwassenhove]

Your New video's are Great!!!!!!

[@Tanicorn]

Hey James, I love you.

[@stutastic14]

You're great :)

[@puffin-onehandedgamer1164]

hehehe asking for a poem might have been the sraw that broke the camels back

[@Rakzu170]

Genius trolling of scammers.

[@LittleBlueClown]

Since every scamalot has a "not your best, but still worth watching" comment pinned except this video, I must assume this is your best

[@weswheel4834]

I think it might have been legit. I've been to London, and there's definitely an embassy there. And hotels. You just can't make stuff like that up.

[@hewehawi]

Damn I wish you got that poem!

[@thearmoredneko6842]

1000th like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@therealbahamut]

James Veitch is a hero to mankind.

[@wickedbird1538]

😢😢Thank Goodness, Alex realized you were scamming him for a free love poem about Tuscany.

[@alisonwallace5619]

Aw, he cut out one of my favorite parts: "Remember Tuscany? - I've never been Those huge waves? -Tuscany's inland"

[@Ladyfaeyrys]

Beautiful xD

[@treedimensionmusic]

Genius

[@Sherlock245]

This was very dangerous what happened if he wrote the poem.

[@stefanswe1995]

don't worry James we love you :)

[@Automatik234]

This is very relatable.