Scammers stole my Invention and sold it for $100,000

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And my lightsaber video for comparison:
• Real Burning Lightsabe...
Special thanks to the current owner of the one and only official Red Devil Battlebot @williamosman
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Manicure with @physicsgirl and @xylafoxlin
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[@allenpan]

So it turns out Mike Paly is actually a dude in Florida who had his identity stolen 10 years ago. He reached out to me with the original photos the scammers stole for the campaign, so sorry for dunking on you Mike. Please don't go looking for his socials and please don't harass him, the real Mike Paly is just another victim of the scam.

[@buttonsmasher1072]

Poor Mikey

[@buncharandomness7693]

Mike, your true identity shall be remembered 😞😩🥺😢

[@itssomethin]

Oof

[@itssomethin]

2nd yay

[@stacieb203]

Oh damn that sucks, fake Mike is a jerk

[@JoelCreates]

Imitation is the highest form of flattery...turns out that guy is really bad at flattery

[@e_g4239]

You should make a better version of the "light saber"

[@venteach.6289]

*Make a lightsaber that shoots hot glue*

[@lexluthor3890]

Oh, hello!

[@stevethea5250]

@@e_g4239 is 7:38 medical advice?

[@omxls]

oh boy a verified tick

[@Meow_YT]

That's the first lightsaber I've seen with a "must be drunk to operate" safety warning.

[@hamsterpixel]

Local man is too drunk to die

[@maxwellbeals9584]

Have you seen a lot of lightsabers?

[@alexlikesgoats]

A cancer causing flame hazard scam that stole someone's identity with hundreds of backers. WOW! The person who did this is like straight up a super villian! I'm honestly just glad you saw this and knew the dangers so hopefully anyone else who comes across it will see this video first.

[@SeanHodgins]

This can't be the first time someone has stolen one of your ideas to sell.

[@David-co5oo]

wait until he finds the Mask Gun indiegogo campaign

[@Bread01110]

Waiting for the commercial version of the lead hulk arms.

[@pileofstuff]

I'm surprised nobody stole your mini-resin printer design.

[@dababycar3304]

:(

[@silverwind9906]

@@David-co5oo wat

[@SG-yq7fm]

"William Osman" and "Safety Inspector" were not two things I expected to hear together

[@DEATHBYFIRE09]

William Osman is the proud creator of safety bot. I'd kindly ask you to respect his safety credentials.

[@silkyz68]

But also not surprising somehow

[@thirdeyenz]

@Finn Brenner You must have missed the one where he was learning stunts and jumped on a pre-scored plywood table over solid concrete in his garage and almost broke his ankle. Although in all fairness that video is what got me subscribed to him.

[@DeuxisWasTaken]

"former"

[@Wingalpha]

I mean i screamed at the lava video because they needed another shield but he is safeish at least

[@EGarrett01]

5:57 So one guy works on the Battlebots show, and the other guy MADE this lightsaber design, and both of them are still perplexed by what came out of the box, lol.

[@CreeplayEU]

he doesn't work on Battlebots show, he just bought battlebots and did some videos about them, but this guy who made the lightsaber almost got to be a mythbuster in the TV show :D

[@EGarrett01]

@@CreeplayEU I thought they said he was a safety inspector on Battlebots?

[@handlesarestupid154]

@@EGarrett01 that was a joke my man

[@EGarrett01]

@@handlesarestupid154 I don't think so.

[@CreeplayEU]

@@EGarrett01 it was, he makes videos where he does something unnecessary that's extremely unsafe and then talks about how unsafe it is, and he bought a battlebot, made his own battlebot, made them fight and that's basically it

[@lotticusification]

It’s so awesome that you team up with Nile red/blue, absolutely love his stuff. It seems like your friendship has lasted a long time. Whatever content you come up with is awesome!

[@memeoverlord73]

When you get two youtube "meme" scientists giving you a safety warning, you know you are not messing around

[@crow5228]

Uh oh

[@logi-operations8168]

@@crow5228 0:50 look at what KZbin recommends to him...

[@logi-operations8168]

...

[@elhiroshi-bs6497]

@@logi-operations8168 wow i Guess he's a fan

[@ziploc819]

@@logi-operations8168 oh god

[@williamosman]

We are all very proud of you 👏

[@unclebuckduck1129]

Allen we all agree with will

[@beetlejuice2694]

Yes

[@ammaradnan4338]

Hi william big fan :D

[@Animotion3D]

hdx u sthee ugoj uoi

[@jjbolts3988]

hi will

[@BrianMusic12]

You might be the funniest channel on yt. The fact that you have such deep engineering and tech knowledge and that you use it for impractical but awesome stuff is hilarious and awesome. AP forever

[@lamarepository248]

With recent events, I’m now extremely disappointed by the lack lightsabers deployed by the Ukrainian army.

[@baneblackguard584]

maybe they are keeping the REAL version a secret. they have been doing extremely well against Russian tanks... SOMEHOW...

[@anglishbookcraft1516]

Ukraine as a whole is unbelievably crooked.

[@baneblackguard584]

@@anglishbookcraft1516 all large bureaucracy will be. we can try to put mechanisms in place in our societies to mitigate such things, but people are people. there is no country on earth that this not true for. we want to believe otherwise, but it's the truth. eternal vigilance is the price of freedom. this does not just mean vigilance against enemy countries...

[@galihgalileohartanto9988]

Probably still training them jedi

[@nightowl7261]

Because most of the Azov Nazi's are dead now. Lol

[@ivanmirandawastaken]

That's super messed up. At least they could have gone the safer route and start a campaign for your Lead Hulk fists but sending aluminum ones.

[@5quidge]

He has the cause to sue and even video evidence for said cause

[@supersecularboypants]

Does he have the design patented? Because if not, the only person he has to blame is himself

[@5quidge]

@@supersecularboypants don't know I mean the Canadian dude did it first and Allan improved it in his video didn't he. So Canadian dude and Allan can sue. They have the World Record and the video. I'm not saying the saber itself, more the putting people in danger with their bullshit scam.

[@canadianradiochemist4465]

@@5quidge The Hacksmith's is not the same as allan's, so I'd say a lawsuit would be a failure for The Hacksmith. not sure about allan's though.

[@5quidge]

@@canadianradiochemist4465 Maybe but the scam artists are promising a bullshit light saber so they maybe

[@AntivenomOW]

* Allen invents something * Scammers: is for me? 🥺👉👈

[@tangsolaris9533]

"You made this?" "Mhm." "I made this."

[@crow5228]

Ok

[@martysh1226]

I read it as "Alien" and I think it would've been better if it was so.

[@Michael-mh2tw]

It's not a scam, they're selling the lightsaber.

[@tangsolaris9533]

@@Michael-mh2tw but the video was pointing out that many donors were not receiving their lightsaber, and what was received was hardly a functional or safe lightsaber

[@CatboyJordan]

5:59 his nails do be lookin kinda cute tho ngl

[@thedislikebutton1907]

Yuck

[@greenthumz1]

I remember watching your video back in 2015. I was going to try to build one, too. But I was NOT going to claim it was my own invention and try to scam people out of money for it.

[@Volcarion]

When William Osman is describing how unbelievably dangerous a device is, and is genuinely afraid, we've hit a whole new level of hazard

[@hankscorpio42069]

Something about leaking Methanol and a pilot flame just doesn't sit right with me.

[@julius1063]

*Michael Reeves: (Reeeeeee noises)*

[@DrWhom]

The _real_ fear is that you get comfortable with a device and the original fear fades.

[@Purik_Gaming]

all we need now is michel to tell us not to play with the outlet

[@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult]

William Osman is a bit of a madman, so whatever scares him, we should be VERY afraid, too

[@greatnate3816]

It makes me very mad to think that people can have the audacity to do something that terrible.

[@waylmaster7487]

Leave it to any developing nation

[@ghastlyshroom2198]

U sent this one minute into the video tho. . . how would u know Thats its dangerous in 1 minute?

[@jimmycarburator2012]

yes how dare they do something someone already did >:( Why is intellectual property even considered property lmfao, like in 5 years we will be copyrighing ideas lol, oh wait...

[@ladum2872]

@@waylmaster7487 How the mighty have fallen...

[@silver2zilver]

They didn't. He's lieing in the video to make it look like he was jacked but he wasn't, he's just shitting on other products

[@Atmos_Glitch]

Burning Methanol is also near invisible in daylight so the whole thing might catch on fire since it leaks and you just wouldn't know it and then next thing you know your hand feels a little toasty...

[@alfonsedente9679]

Every successful inventor knows... If you have an invention you have to do a few things in this order... 1. Keep your creation a secret. 2. Call a lawyer. 3. Get patent, trademark, copyright (which ever the lawyer says is required.) 4. Show the world what you made.

[@HeffeJeffe78]

I'm going to start a Kickstart campaign and sell Allen's crazy laugh without his permission.

[@hithere-oi8vu]

Ughh how dare you ! (SaRCaSm for the dumbs)

[@TheJttv]

That is what NFTs are for

[@aronseptianto8142]

i'm not quite sure which of his ideas is even save enough to sell commercially :p

[@bluebomb2047]

@@aronseptianto8142 you mean to tell me parents don't wanna buy their kids taser pikachu for Christmas?

[@LordSeal7]

@@hithere-oi8vu /s

[@ZackofSpades]

They said they're from America because a product from Ukraine is like an Indian accent telling you how much you owe the IRS.

[@DeadstreaK_]

@@oldpersonalaccount and this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call “borderline racism”

[@thewildcardperson]

@@DeadstreaK_ is it tho if it's true when the last time unkraine was a torgest destination

[@silaskuemmerle2505]

Unless that product is a heavy-lift aircraft

[@juslitor]

Just shows that there is no cure for stupidity.

[@parvall]

@@oldpersonalaccount sorry to break this to you, but by laughing at the "borderline" part he was implying that it wasn't borderline, but instead full on racist

[@ray-den6928]

All I can say...it's to not put your best ideas on line because of people like the guy he mentioned could stole your ideas. Great job Allan.

[@bunniboycustoms4370]

“If you are exposed to methanol and you want to be super duper safe, drink a cocktail right after” -Allen Pan

[@physicsgirl]

How do your nails still look so good?? Allen you’re a trendsetter now. There’s no going back. That manicure was worth all $18. You’re welcome.

[@allenpan]

I still haven't figured out how to turn them back to normal

[@physicsgirl]

@@allenpan normal is boring. 💅🏼

[@boxingclips5444]

Ye

[@Bombseller11]

Hello checkmark ✅

[@TabooGroundhog]

Who says you can’t be stylish AND scientific? Well probably no one, but now they really can’t

[@asliverofsun]

can’t wait for this video to be shown at the court proceedings and everyone has to see “look what they did to my boy!”

[@qopkornz]

The same time I scrolled to this the part showed in the video not kidding

[@canadianradiochemist4465]

overused comment, seen it like 50 times

[@loop5720]

@@canadianradiochemist4465 It's actually Look how they massacred my boy

[@katelynb4255]

9:31

[@menziemedia]

@@qopkornz happens to me all the time idk kinda creepy

[@jombajews]

"In this video,I gave myself cancer"

[@sogekick1825]

Bruh, felt the need to wash my hands after just watching a video that was filmed on a whole 'nother continent, that scam "invention" is on it's own level of revolting.

[@kyleyuen245]

When William Osman is genuinely scared of your product, you've messed up

[@j-j8984]

This is 100% correct

[@harrymu148]

but when you tip off michael reeves danger senses is when you really messed up

[@DanDoesDnD]

@@harrymu148 the only person who can scare Michael reeves, IS Michael reeves.

[@harrymu148]

@@DanDoesDnD* Makes a fake Michael reeves Tom scott AI style *

[@PBLKGaming]

Allen sitting depressed while Willam laughs uncontrollably just feels kinda right

[@suggadanny792]

Wtf are you talking about 🤨

[@nickeroniandcheesea7773]

Bro what?

[@guyontheinternet6371]

Bruh what

[@benemenhall4215]

@@suggadanny792 10:06

[@kingzingo1784]

Why are his nails painted?

[@elizdiamond13]

Very proud of you for making that, extremely cool (NOT cool for anyone to steal your creation.) I need something to vent with now lol🤣

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Allen is in goblin mode this whole video roasting this scam and I love it.

[@siesaw1]

Update: The campaign is under review and isn't accepting any more funds at the moment.

[@totallynothatguy1698]

"under review" AKA fleeing to Mexico

[@ripno2672]

@@totallynothatguy1698 Like they need to flee, its already Ukraine

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@ripno2672 Good point

[@anthonykwasigroh9819]

UPDATE: It's suspended now

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@anthonykwasigroh9819 Why would they possibly do that :D

[@Weisz]

This thing is a hot mess in the best possible way

[@Dwarfgourami]

Yep

[@kyewatts6634]

sup checkmark

[@sellypabrikbajutiga1533]

oh hi

[@Memestermind]

I see what you did there.

[@chrisfox9829]

Perhaps. 🙂

[@julezsmith4548]

just vask in that you are a legend and a badass. this happens to every true inventor.

[@Freelix2000]

Jesus. I remember seeing ads about that lightsaber. I was pretty hyped up about it. I'm prone to impulse buying, but I think I would have figured that one out at least...

[@jack23325]

Of all the ways to die from a lightsaber, I never imagined methanol poisoning could be one.

[@whosle]

Yeah, I thought you need to drink ethanol to push out the methanol.

[@user-db6jv2kd1g]

And I thought mistaking a light saber for a toy is a bad way to die

[@nathanlp9917]

He isn’t embarrassed of his heritage, he just wants to make it that bit harder for people to track him.

[@roidroid]

he looks like Ben Sharpio. (i couldn't remember his name so i googled "famous autistic" and scrolled through pics until i found him lol. That might make me abad person)

[@yinlu3610]

@@roidroid Well then at the same time you didn't have anything else to go off of to find him lol. So sometimes a mans gotta do what he can do right?...

[@nathanlp9917]

@@roidroid nah it doesn’t make u a bad person

[@Staplegun]

@@roidroid lmao

[@kamikazefilmproductions]

@@roidroid seriously with the politics Bruh moment

[@xcho20]

Dude, the amount of stuff that had been stolen from you by this point!

[@ChesterManfred]

I like how they laugh and mock off of their crappy stolen idea, it was insanely funny

[@Depleted-Uranium]

i like the laziness of just manually pushing out the methanol though, makes me wonder if you could build a plasma supersoaker

[@cakeman-gx7nd]

That sounds awesome but terrible at the same time lol.

[@JonesCrimson]

Supersoakers mostly just store pressure with a pump and release on trigger, so theres no real point to it over just using a pressurized tank to begin with. You trying to save a bit of money on your flame throwers? Maybe just don't.

[@mr.breadobamagames5221]

@@JonesCrimson but saftey isnt fun lol

[@vfzvfz]

@michaelreeves dude are dry for video ideas, your boy Uranium-238 gotchu

[@iiiivvvv9986]

Just use a flamethrower lol it'll probably be safer

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It's all fun and games until Allen pulls out the Hulk fists and starts smashing

[@thisusernameistaken2548]

Yo

[@haydenforeman8998]

Yo you again??

[@mortalux]

Lol ma man

[@Rott4n]

True competition

[@milesperhour2286]

Yuh

[@evrythingallright]

So fmi, did you patent the design or this new idea???? Thanks, you keep going! Great content

[@elvinccw]

Find the criminals in their advertisement video and track down the Madafarker behind all of this

[@cammiescorner]

The obvious answer here is that you should make your own indiegogo campaign to sell your own lightsaber design.

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

Allen is crzy enough to sell it . Even he knew it Hazard device

[@Scott_C]

Well, Elon sold a flame thrower to fund a Boring Company. Alan can sell a light saber. Raise 200K and deliver a real product.

[@mementomori7160]

I would definitely buy it

[@Gemesil]

@@Scott_C no! its not a flamethrower

[@thewildcardperson]

@@Gemesil marketed as one

[@Seruphin]

Imagine being Mike having to go through Identity theft and being scammed, shit you would lose sleep over, probably took years to recover from. Ten years later a youtuber makes a video with two million three hundred thousand views, that brings it all back up. Enough that he has to reach out to Allan to explain the whole identity theft to him. lol

[@whitelight2195]

Oof

[@iivarimokelainen]

"7 hundred thousand"

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

@@iivarimokelainen yes, that is a number.

[@jirito7470]

@@adolfilyichmarx9589 He means the way he typed it he typed "7" as a number, and Hundred Thousand as words

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

@@jirito7470 this is a comment section, not a thesis paper

[@DillyDally024]

Oh my glob. Kicking the glass over made me laugh so hard.

[@ZombieNoodles13]

Seeing William Osman of all people regarding a thing of engineering as a “disaster” is already a warning sign

[@zeedause5289]

"I bought this broken, Ukrainian made scam lightsaber that works with extremely flammable liquid, so I decided to bring it over to William Osman's house, because I don't feel like one house being burnt down is enough"

[@325bpm6]

lightsaber fuel and cancer fuel

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

Don't worry. I've got Ukranian lightsaber. Lights it on fire... Throws it at somebody.

[@randomhuman9808]

@@hypothalapotamus5293 damn Ukrainians actually need this against putin

[@alicorn3924]

@@randomhuman9808 Sadly, guns are superior unless you have the Force.

[@randomhuman9808]

@@alicorn3924 we got the force *twists the whole Russia*

[@BP-qq1he]

I would like to apologize on behalf of my ukrainian brothers and for their English in particular. This is not what we want to be remembered for. Great video as always! Keep up the great work, Allen.

[@gavingardener289]

do you know dienda?

[@diakounknown1225]

I feel terrible that I read this in a Russian accent as soon as I read the "Ukrainian" in your comment

[@oswinoswald131]

@@diakounknown1225 same

[@adamofblastworks1517]

You didn't do this, don't apologize for it.

[@Kintys]

+, не дуже файна репрезентація українців. І я не тільки про англійську говорю, та ще і що стільки скамерів, котрі є українцями. Як-то багатенько(

[@durtyweeman1]

You know its dangerous when williams worried about it

[@NeoKesha]

I've recently seen a video about methanol invisible flames and was scared as shit when you got covered in methanol.

[@yeahitsyieh]

"I have genuinely no idea..." stares at it for a bit... "I have 1 idea" I imagine this is how many of your guys' video ideas come to fruition.

[@thefirstsalty3055]

"i'm not mad that you stole my idea. i'm mad that you have none of your own." -nikola tesla

[@hansbune3467]

"What you know about rolling down in the deep? " -Probly Albert Einstein

[@papereagles2651]

"When your brain goes numb, you could call that 'mental freeze'" -Brian Cox

[@benales272]

"When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah." -Keanu Reeves, Matrix Star

[@DarkRizzard69]

"Don't be a legend" -Legend

[@benales272]

@@DarkRizzard69 You ruined it. It was astronaut in the ocean.

[@Trash432]

If the guy had his identity stolen he needs to walk into whatever thing that other guy owns because it's also his to and when the cops show up the fake one can tell them what's going on.

[@master_baiter4208]

Fun fact: the blue color methanols flame gives off when burned mixed with the small flame causes the flame to appear invisible in daylight. This is kinda a problem in f1 racing when they spill gas during pit stops because they use methanol-based fuel instead of the more common ethanol gasoline which burns red and goes boom

[@Naomi-Wu]

My dudes, Chinese patents are cheap and easy to enforce, get Chinese patent protection, really tough to rip your stuff off at any scale if they can't make it here...

[@krisnacahyana1826]

Randomcheckmarkchannelgobrrr

[@powerdude_dk]

Sus channel name. Must gather further Intel.

[@usernamel-f952]

maybe in china it but it is the difference between systems and there is a reason why basically anything rip of has PRC written on it.

[@seanwaddell2659]

@@powerdude_dk Username checks out. Move along

[@Zeroneii3]

@@usernamel-f952 no one wants to upset china so they comply with most things for ex most countries used to recognize Taiwan as the real china but china forced them to change

[@artiefufkin88]

"Can you imagine paying 200 dollars and getting this in the mail?" "Yes. We're living that right now."

[@robertqwerty3055]

😂.. yeah I fell into 🕳️ again!.. thanks YTS!

[@voxle3976]

I read ethonal needs to be taken intravenously to treat methonal poisoning. Is this true or would drinking it have any effect, does digestion stop the effects of ethonal.

[@als_pals]

You should have a chat with Simone about how to start a Kickstarter of your own for your design 😋

[@jchrizzy6995]

Imagine selling actual working lightsabers to the public lmao

[@incywincy2k]

If this video taught me anything it's that glorified extra dangerous lighters should not be a Kickstarter. (Even if they function correctly)

[@jchrizzy6995]

@@incywincy2k As much as I’d love one haha

[@aztozmine]

@@jchrizzy6995 i wish

[@xanderfirth4182]

I don’t think he really wants to get into weapons manufacturing

[@Ajbarili]

I love that William can’t even keep a straight face while they drink their sad methanol-antidote cocktail

[@cameronrich2536]

It’s the pink male polish for me

[@danzloblaha]

That person, if he really exists and its not just image of random dude, should be already behind bars for dozen years ... cause its not just scam and pretty big one 100k bugs, but even if the product is delivered its a dangerous junk .. which can polute the environment \(>_>)/ ohh my Allen !!! What a amazing god you are ! Even random scammers want to copy idea and make money of it !!

[@memeboi27]

I wanna see a crossover between Allen Pan, William Osman, and micheal reeves, creating something crazy, like a force field or sum.

[@uncle5486]

And Mark Rober.

[@izuri7878]

And Jlaser

[@IronDJW]

And Alex Labs.

[@tristanhickey420]

And stuff made here

[@thewlf1226]

@@tristanhickey420 u forgot ididathing

[@aseriana]

I'm kind of impressed they not only made something but also made it way more dangerous. Kind of like it came out of a goblin workshop.

[@AshraldRails]

And proceeding to sell, the said dangerous item

[@RepublicOfUs]

That makes me imagine the inner workings of Isengard, with all the orks skittering around with fire and chains and crude industrial tech, all to crank out a fleet of death-machine protosabers.

[@Smashtacular01]

This is the best possible description.

[@righteous-bison]

Nice nails man; you pull 'em off really well. :)

[@alangcanosa8978]

Wow mate your invention looks genuinely great!!!

[@akprice8242]

I bet he feels like Tony Stark when Justin Hammer tried to make an Iron Man suit. 🤣

[@SlashRfnR]

"I want to point out that the test pilot is still alive" 🤷‍♂️

[@chrismason1530]

@@SlashRfnR LoL

[@lunarskies5570]

Lmao

[@berni_schmorg]

the bottom burning like a torch for 2 seconds was honestly the best part about the whole thing

[@dspag9448]

Works better than the top!

[@The_Viscount]

From one Asian American with grand engineering ambitions to another, I'm so so sorry. *Lifts glass of soju*

[@gaminghighpriest5293]

Whom do u mean

[@crazybird199]

If the king of danger, William Osman, calls it dangerous, it's plain deadly.

[@mrlithium69]

The manicure with Xyla Foxlin and PhysicsGirl was a way better story than I expected and I can't even question his logic in keeping it after it was pink.

[@jojomark4946]

wait can you send me a link to it?

[@Ezekielchar]

Now the campaign is under review! Thank you, you probably saved lives!

[@johngamer6255]

My boss has a bunch of sprint cars that run on methanol and Ive been handling it with absolutely no idea about it's carcinogenic effects

[@jessharriman3254]

I came up with a similar design in 1996. And, I'm sure my idea wasn't original back then. other than a sketch and few back of the envelope calculations, I never went anywhere with it.

[@Jamesicy1]

now this is how you can get 200k out of a lawsuit 👍

[@marblemarble7113]

And how exactly are you going to sue them from another country?

[@illegallogger1250]

@OhItsTom not for the idea stealing, but for the dangerous cheaply made ethanol spewing product

[@scifino1]

@OhItsTom Could he patent it now retroactively? I mean he surely documented his lightsaber back in 2015.

[@supremecai5857]

@@scifino1 no plus, as he mentioned he wasnt even the first to do this, and the design was different albeit shittier. (I wondered why he mentioned MY idea lmao)

[@thetexancrus2036]

@@supremecai5857 What do you mean? Allen was the first to make said retractable lightsaber, when he said Guinness World said he wasn't, it was because someone else made a retractable lightsaber, but that lightsaber was made in 2020 while Allen's was made in 2015. (0:50 You can see he has highlighted 2020.

[@Kr0nicDragon]

That 80’s sax music felt like smooth butter 👍

[@raelikestoplay3633]

they deserve prison, not for stealing your design, but for calling it a "light sword"

[@thejordyoshi]

This is like one of the international attempts at making an Iron Man suit from Iron Man 2.

[@budgetbajur]

Nah bro it's the Hammer Industries one, cause it can kill the user

[@awakeneddio6012]

Hacksmith made a stronger version with the disadvantage of carrying a backpack. This guys however just pulled a full Justin Hammer.

[@MontyDotharl]

The Starglow campaign is currently suspended! Though it's probably because of the Kylo Ren costume in one of the reward tiers

[@gilliganinja]

Fuckin oof

[@bokchoyboy3341]

Do they keep any of the money or is that hopefully suspended as well?

[@donald12998]

Perfectly fucking vertical.

[@otherunicorn]

The last thing I needed to see today was someone whacking Miku with an "iron" fist.

[@miles2419]

"My friend William Osman is a former battle bot safety inspector" absolutely killed me

[@DrWhom]

"You have ten seconds to comply."

[@hj2479]

Battlebots and safety in the same sentence, good one!

[@robertlist2499]

You know he's mad when he smashes the $200 waifu figure

[@kepler_22b83]

Are they that expensive? I mean, I've never investigated that little world, so I've no idea... Well... Does that figure srsly sell for 200$?

[@robertlist2499]

@@kepler_22b83 $200 is on the expensive end, but yeah they can get up to that and well over that. Usually they're around $120 tho.

[@aardvark9975]

Miku didn't deserve it, she is innocent I say!

[@tiredandhungry8088]

This comment has 2 meanings he destroys it or you can use your imagination

[@FnLl523]

@@kepler_22b83 Some manually assembled and manually painted pieces could cost around- a life saving

[@_squarecat_]

I've never laughed so hard over lightsaber scams

[@matthewmarron8757]

Looks like a great torch at least!

[@FixedKarma]

Allen, this may be a sign to start patenting your inventions.

[@elmopihkala402]

what I was thinking

[@whatthe9256]

You cant patent ideas. Its like trying to patent making a car. You can patent the products you make but you cant stop others from making the same thing and slap a different brand on it

[@jordankerr1]

@@whatthe9256 you can try and see if it will hold up in court. Unique enough ideals like this may hold up and get a patent

[@whatthe9256]

@@jordankerr1 uhm no. Ideas and methods cannot be patented. Read the law on copyright claims and patent. Making a lightsaber using butane is literally a method and not the product. The law cant stop anyone from using butane to make a lightsaber. Its like saying you can patent on making an icecream using milk. Have you seen car companies suing each other because the others make cars too?

[@jordankerr1]

@@whatthe9256 ideas can’t be patented? Well what can be patented mr KZbin lawyer. In that case nothing would be patented

[@Isteak80]

Emperor Palpatine on seeing Allen's anger: "Good, good."

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

when a guy makes his own (somewhat jank) xray machine in his own garage, and "can't even describe how dangerous this is" that says somethin

[@nerdalert5079]

bro that mike paly scammer kinda legit sounded like gru ngl

[@davidpod1609]

"Look at how incredibly dangerous this is" *lights it on fire*

[@jojo_beans]

When you hear William Osman of all people say "this is really dangerous" then you KNOW it's a big deal.

[@9tales9f]

Their description make it sound like its a retractable metal sword lmao

[@MATTLEism]

"Look what they did to my boy!!!" I felt that.

[@Culturedropout]

That's nothing compared to what I'd like to do to his daddy.... Rowrrrrr!

[@vatsalmehta477]

69th like

[@Dimencia]

My favorite part is their FAQ, stating "To get intensive flame and diffuse powders for different flame colors, use 99% methanol. It has no odor and is safe."

[@SuperZeve]

False advertising as well

[@0v_x0]

have they literally ever encountered methanol? they are open to so many lawsuits holy shit.

[@0v_x0]

"for brightest flame, use diethyl ether, it is also odorless and safe to use indoors without ventilation" because passing out into a dissociative coma for an hour while your house catches fire solves our little litigation problem... unless you have a family, please kill them first.

[@sergey_is_sergey]

I don't see the problem.

[@davidelenbaas8725]

me when i confront these people STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW PAY THECOURT FINE OR SERVE YOU SENTENCE

[@danielwisniewski3503]

Didn't know that of methanol. Worked with it knew it was bad for you but didn't know ethanol counters it. Good thing I drank a lot when I worked for that company.

[@VanishedGull4]

"Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"

[@animalking1836]

Omg yea tru

[@hiruzenmonofuke7344]

Well that was a movie and this is real life

[@sciencewizard2861]

@@hiruzenmonofuke7344 to just be amazing a parties

[@Bugermanchi]

‘’Well I’m sorry . I’m not tony .’’

[@memeboi6108]

@@hiruzenmonofuke7344 that’s not the point they probably have enough money and resources to better it, but they don’t have the skillset that Allen has. It’s kinda the saying “a good craftsman never blames his tools”

[@ChengTeoh]

Did Allen just low-key call out Elon's hyping and subsequent back-pedalling off of Bitcoin a scam? lol.

[@goldengibus6300]

Yeah, whole thing is a pyramid scheme

[@thetexancrus2036]

@@goldengibus6300 To be fair bit coin was getting hella expensive and its natural for a crash, its how inflation happens and its why bit coin will never and should never be used as currency.

[@christopherbownes494]

@@thetexancrus2036 you should look at the USD if you think BTC shouldn't be used as currency. BTC is deflationary. Not inflationary.

[@thetexancrus2036]

@@christopherbownes494 Uh the USC is not the inly currency in the world but either way BTC is still super expensive and can be very unstable. And considering the absolute abuse the USD has been getting the past few years it really isn't comparable. Either way I don't see cryptocurrency stepping out of stocks and into real currency any time soon. Except for the black market of course, but thats really the only use its getting.

[@thetexancrus2036]

@@christopherbownes494 Also I was talking about the massive amounts if growth, aka 2020 before it fell. But okay.