Scaramucci Says Trump May Need to Liquidate Assets If Forced to Pay $350 Million Penalty

Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, February 6, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him.
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Scaramucci Says Trump May Need to Liquidate Assets If Forced to Pay $350 Million Penalty - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@LikeTheNumeral]

Be quiet, this isn't a movie theater! Just wow 😂

[@julioperez1850]

I know!! That floored me too!!

[@strawbarry7834]

That was so quick Amber never saw it coming. Amazing how fast Seth's brain works.

[@benjo_5]

Somehow I don't think he did that during the rehearsal

[@tonycotto7106]

You could tell immediately that it was adlibbed... the looks on everyone's faces were amazing.

[@lucy111617]

​@@benjo_5 that had to b improv LMAO 🤣

[@DMcC]

That "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment was gold on multiple levels.

[@ElizabethAnna22]

the hushed tones of the audience and the three of them enjoying each other's dynamic was pretty amazing, love them

[@aandreiws2]

Shut up, this isnt a movie theater 😂 I'm dead.

[@joelborgula3226]

Seth saved it the girls were lacking

[@Skokothejoko]

Except their timing was forced and it sucked

[@muddro420]

i forgot what the rest was even about

[@jarretheller2244]

"Be quiet, this isn't a movie theater" was definitely off script. Nailed it, Seth! 😅

[@MorgenPeschke]

Amber broke so hard, it was glorious 😂

[@sistakia33]

Seth killed me with "Be quiet! This isn't a movie theater!" I had to bring myself back to life so I could watch it again! 🤣🤣

[@carina9295]

Now available as a standalone segment

[@hemlockVape]

😂 I had to back it up twice. The first time was after I managed to stop laughing, the second time was to see Amber's reaction 😂

[@hunterbidenscrackpipe4407]

That’s sad

[@aderi31415]

This is easily the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment ever. He broke Amber.

[@heyjanay2490]

She died…right on set 😂

[@tonycotto7106]

Jenny also appeared to miss several heartbeats

[@henrytuttle]

Until the end, I wasn't impressed. The ending was funny as hell though.

[@llcooljay520]

@@henrytuttle the lesbian mayor joke is actually really funny. Maybe not worded the best, but brilliant.

[@henrytuttle]

@@llcooljay520 Judging from the response, I'm not the only one who wasn't terribly amused. The whole thing was weak until the end. They don't seem to be very good at the scripted stuff; they are much better at improv.

[@jewpac867]

“This isn’t a movie theater”, something tells me that wasn’t in the script 😂

[@nikobatallones]

That whole ending wasn't, for sure.

[@Copperyfoxx]

If they drink - can we PLEASE get a Seth, Amber and Jenny go day-drinking ❤🍺🍸Pleeeeeeaaasseeeeeeeee 🥺🙏

[@MariaVosa]

I'm not sure New York could survive these three going on a bender together. But I'm willing to risk it!

[@Furonanator139]

Honestly I feel like a weekly podcast with no topic and them just chatting joking and drinking for an hour would be a hit

[@Copperyfoxx]

@@Furonanator139 one thousand percent Doesn’t even need to be drinking. I just wanna feel like I’m hanging out with them 🥺💕

[@andrearepetto217]

OMG best suggestion ever

[@LeCharles07]

Hey Late Night producers! Read this thread!

[@evilsizer4428]

"How she found out she's been pronouncing her name wrong" was underappreciated.

[@keithcappamore]

It was a great joke, well told. I don't wanna blame the underwhelming response on the audience, but it wasn't anyone else's fault

[@skunkrat01]

Can you please explain it to me? I didn't get it

[@NuiYabuko]

​@@skunkrat01 From what I know, on Faux they pronounce her name wrong, being an attempt at playing dumb, because let's be fair, Kamala isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[@LemonCups]

You’d have to watch Fox News to get it?

[@candacen7779]

@@skunkrat01 It's a racist, xenophobic and sexist dog-whistle to show Harris is unworthy of respect. Basically, her "foreign" name is too complicated for the "average" American to know how to pronounce correctly. And because she is also a person of African descent, no one should even bother learning to pronounce it correctly.

[@Illjwamh]

"You're just mad because I told the best one!" 🤣

[@666ofw66]

that got me lol

[@MiltonRoe]

Goddamnit Seth, I am only in my 50s and I remember the first time I saw a color TV. And you wonder why you keep receiving Mac Tonight paraphernalia.

[@sherinameless1618]

Anybody else love the line "Police Squad! In color!"? It was parodying how for a year NBC used to announce that all of their programs were in color, because that was kind of a big deal. That was in living memory of more people than you think.

[@dancepiglover]

Yeah, he should have come up with something older than color tv.

[@LillyKTheArtist]

You can tell just how unexpected the line "be quiet, this isn't a movie theater!" was 😂😂😂

[@originalsuki]

I thought I would die. I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

[@LycoLoco]

I was listening while in the kitchen and the comeback floored me. Absolutely lost it when I rewound and watched everyone's reaction (and rewound, and rewound, and...)

[@Puschit1]

But only because everything before was scripted so much

[@kateuhler7803]

The end of that "jokes Seth cant tell" was amazing. 😂😂😂 I laughed my a$$ off😂😂😂

[@kleerude]

Amber not even collapsing on the ground but carefully getting up and crouching behind the desk so she could laugh was so perfect.

[@laurafay2796]

I love Amber. She is so crazy and yet so proper at the same time

[@dominomasked]

She even falls out like a pixie princess 🙂❤️

[@StephenSepulveda]

Omg this exchange between these three was the most I have laughed in forever, especially Seth’s end jokes , I know they are like best friends and it shows , all that was so great!!!

[@meidas_robyn2775]

Same!!

[@dahn57]

I literally have tears coming from my eyes I'm laughing so much! That "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment is the best I've seen! I laughed even harder when Seth broke Amber at the end 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tanzoniaflakes5068]

😂😂😂😂😂😂oh I just peed myself when he said, 'be quiet. This isn't a movie theater!"😂😂😂😂😂 I got a head ache now😂😂😅

[@aztn19]

They did leave the best jokes for Seth at the end LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@bobbiemanning2181]

That ending was so fun and so funny! I love how real the camaraderie is with the staff on the show! ❤❤❤

[@garlicbreathandfarts]

I remember my first color TV. Now I feel old, thanks Seth!

[@Human_Seeing]

“Be quiet, this isn’t a theater!” 😂😂😂

[@MauiMauiMe]

Seth, you almost killed Amber! So funny. Great to see Jenny and Amber.

[@TraceyPatter]

OMG that ending! It made up for the rest of it! 😆Best Mayor ever! Don't kill Amber!!

[@frankcoverjr.-jz3ne]

I’m pretty sure that was intended; I wondered why it was a little flat!😂

[@albertortiz5277]

Any bit where three comedians go at it, roasting each other is always the best. Amber DID NOT see that one coming.

[@garycpriestley]

The movie theatre line at the end and Amber's reaction was priceless 😂

[@slockhrt]

"She's dead!" 😂

[@miporotv3313]

This bit keeps getting funnier Three great comedy writers

[@matchesmalone4594]

“Quiet this isn’t a theater!!”, made me drop my bong. 😂

[@winesap2]

I LOLed at the Kamala Harris joke.

[@PresidentMeyers2024]

It's a good joke, if you pop over to Fox occasionally and hear them mispronounce her name. If you don't have that knowledge the joke falls completely flat.

[@stephaniebrady31]

Seth broke Amber!!😂 The end tho'!!!!🤣

[@phobos258]

How carefully he said Ruth's Chris Steakhouse made the jackal in me chuckle.

[@alumpyhorse]

correction: jackal :)🐾

[@IAmJustR]

jackal cackle😂

[@mariavictor4324]

@@alumpyhorse😂

[@michaelbayer5094]

I never understood the name either. Also, over-priced and not that special.

[@alumpyhorse]

@@IAmJustR 😅😂

[@benjaminhislop7081]

I was looking so hard for a katrina joke, I didn't even notice florida was completely gone

[@c.b.-]

The great relationship Seth has with his writers is the most heartwarming thing to see on KZbin. 🥰

[@Typical.Anomaly]

2:28 That map took me a sec lol Bye bye, Mar-A-Lardo!

[@emilyhartmann1794]

Haha me too, and I think the audience took a second as well lol

[@raymondtrabulsy7294]

That was probably the best Jokes Seth Can't Tell

[@LycoLoco]

No lie. I was laughing just about as hard as Amber at the end. I can't believe he went there off the cuff like that.

[@imanners1]

I had to restart the video because I couldn't stop laughing after the "immunity/antibodies" joke😂

[@monicawilliams1843]

Best “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” segment ever! You all are so funny!😂

[@richardvandertulip4061]

I love that you kept the bit going when they didn't expect it! Got some real genuine laughs out of everyone!

[@BiggDogg21]

Joke's Seth Can't Tell was absolute 🔥 tonight.

[@biggestdog420]

lol.. jokes Seth can't tell was genuinely hilarious because you guys were having so much fun.

[@jennfoley]

That was the best Jokes Seth Can't Tell I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 I'm literally crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeimbrogno4150]

A++ "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"!!!!!

[@JoeHuman]

The theatre joke and the call back are funniest moments I've ever seen.. of anything.. ever. ✊🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🏆

[@Myoldusernamewasgood]

The best Jokes Seth cant tell ivee yet to have seen. A masterpiece, bravo.

[@kittydreamz86]

When he said " be quiet this isn't a movie theater" I SCREAMED

[@davidburton3447]

I love hose 3 together. They seem like geniune friends.

[@gamepapa1211]

You know it's good when Amber laughed so hard so doubled over to the floor. Bless you, Seth and co!

[@davidmacphee3549]

Excellent Smile !

[@beckg777]

8:55 “Be quiet, this isn’t a movie theater!” Had me like 💀 😂

[@MelodicQuest]

I admire Seth's dedication to his jokes, especially when they don't land

[@danny6801]

Seth's best impression yet, robot on cocaine.

[@Thumb072]

All those weeks at impression camp have paid off

[@LateBloomerMedia]

Robocaine

[@jackthompson6296]

He really nailed the accent

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

"Your move, creep." Busted.

[@XelaTheGeek]

The callback nearly broke Amber 😂

[@Goblinkatie]

“THIS ISN’T A MOVIE THEATER!” There wasn’t only one death when those words were uttered.

[@mlrdh]

"Be quite!" "This isn't a movie theater! " Seth is so fast with the perfect lines.

[@cousinjake7986]

That ending has me crying!😂 Thanks for the laugh

[@amiemeacham2974]

That went off the rails and I loved it 😂

[@StartAtTheEnd]

I never find the jokes all that funny in “jokes Seth can’t tell,” but the way they all go off the rails by the end is hilarious! Plus their chemistry - heartwarming! ❤

[@MrChris20912]

hah! The "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment was a bit flat tonight ... until the very end! LMAO! Amber laughing so hard she rolled off her chair onto the floor cracked me up!

[@MegaSondheim]

OMG! That's the hardest I've laughed at jokes seth can't tell!! That ending was comedy gold!!!

[@donflatt]

I had a serious belly laugh over the Jokes Seth can't tell segment. More than once. Friggin hilarious!

[@Overland__AI]

“Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” was the best segment I’ve seen in YEARS. Bring us more of that, Seth!

[@Doug-mu2ev]

Wow, that bit at the end makes me wish I could be a fly on the wall at their writing meetings, hilarious! What an incredible team runs this show!

[@redheadredemption1573]

Seth leaning in at the end was absolutely glorious

[@sam7bam]

That final segment was gold.

[@sailincat2822]

This "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" was absolutely hilarious! The end was the best part!

[@Zman9042]

“Be quiet, this isn’t a movie theater!” Had me HOWLING 😂😂😂😂

[@sapphichazard]

Jokes Seth Can't Tell continues to be my favorite segment. My face hurts from laughing.

[@jennymunday7913]

The banter after the best joke slayed me. I am dead.

[@rimothytimothy1398]

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is my favourite segment of any late night show. Always great.

[@IgnoredOutbursts]

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is one of the funniest things ever. I almost always laugh myself to tears.

[@marshalbaek5580]

I had to look at the "after map" 3 times to finally realize Florida was gone.😆

[@clarissathompson]

Lol, same!

[@fredherfst8148]

Agree…a clever trick ..making our eyes go to the colours first. A solid A to the graphics department guy.

[@dustinchew8314]

Same

[@blakewalker84120]

I didn't. I instantly saw it as one of my dreams come true. Well, half true. If Trump was home and MTG was visiting him in Mar a Lago, that would be the other half.

[@marshalbaek5580]

@@blakewalker84120 that's fair.😆

[@GranPoetix]

That was the best Things Seth Can't Say 😂😂😂

[@jes5918]

Omg SO glad I watched to the end 😂😂😂😂 "Quiet! This isn't a movie theatre!"😂😂😂

[@bicivelo]

“You’re just mad because I had the best joke!” 😅😅

[@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446]

It's not: " No one is above the law, not even presidents. " It is: " No one is above the law, *_especially_* not presidents. " This, at least, is how it _should_ be!

[@bobdobbs6969]

We'll see...

[@ninaschust3694]

Trump is no Vetinary 😂

[@commonsense571]

💯 Obviously us poor shlubs in no power aren’t above it. The whole point of saying the thing is for powerful ppl. The founders made it clear.

[@Fay7666]

It _is_ supposed to be equal, saying "especially" kinda implies it's not. (yea it's not, but this should be an example of it trying to be)

[@joelcornes2095]

Well we all know illegals and urban blacks are.

[@theramonjr]

"Be Quite, This isn't a movie theater!" literally killed me.

[@Javier.M.]

Are you in Heaven or Hell ? I need to know which of the 2 has better wifi

[@brook1509]

Jackyl here... it's "quiet"... not "quite". Also, I agree.

[@LacTV-videos]

@@brook1509 Jackal not Jackyl. Jackyl is a band.

[@jeffdroog]

BWAH BWAH BWAH! ROASTED!

[@jeffdroog]

You wild dogs crack me up!

[@mlong1968]

Best one yet. Had me rolling when you told Amber this wasn't a movie theater. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EnygmaINC]

"BE QUIET THIS ISN'T A MOVIE THEATER!" absolutely killed me. This was awesome.

[@Corsayr22]

I wonder what E Jean Caroll will rename Trump Tower to?

[@JamesElise160]

The “Gaudy crapfest”. Unless she has it redecorated

[@AnonPer]

It took me a minute to realize Florida was missing from that picture. "I don't get the joke; what is it? It seems a little ... Brighter? Less crazy maybe... I just don't know..."

[@anro7137]

Me too. But it was worth it!

[@rrosomasa]

OMG those 2 jokes by Seth at the end had me in stitches 😂😂😂

[@MrDjsmooth87]

Seth's been waiting for his moment, also Seth... "It's GO Time!"😂 Best fecking episode yet!

[@user-ui5ls5mp8m]

Love it! Keep ‘em coming Seth, Jenny and Amber. The interaction is fun and frantic.

[@pauljansen1137]

Would love to see that "For sale" sign on Trump Tower...😀

[@northerngirl13]

Would love to see BLM purchase it

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

Um, do you mean "E.Jean Tower" ??? 😁

[@lynemac2539]

​@@anthonysilvestri4946 Absolutely!

[@pauljansen1137]

@@anthonysilvestri4946 😀

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Having Mar a Lago on the auctioneer block would be fun too.

[@gamingaccount6904]

'Be quiet, this isn't a movie theatre......' - Gold

[@eileendunn2130]

Seth, I laughed heartily at all of it. Man, you guys are the GREATEST!!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

I thought Trump already added a new designation for Hurricanes - the Magic Sharpie category.

[@travelinjones9730]

Shame on hurricanes for not going where Trump tells them to.

[@Community_Guideline_Violator]

Thank you for your service to our country!

[@jordanrapport7562]

It’s called Ruth’s Chris Steak House because Ruth purchased it from Chris in Louisiana. My grandfather used to be a Business Broker and would take Clients to the original one. He actually knew Ruth. #corrections #sethmeyerscorrection #latenightcorrecrions

[@Lupin788]

We even have them in Canada. I went to one for the first time last year. The bio about the origins of the name is printed in the menu.

[@anro7137]

I don’t think Seth eats at restaurants that have their history printed on the menu…

[@freya8133]

I wish the prices weren't so high. Food doesn't need to cost that much.

[@MadAboutBrows]

I remember the first time my Dad took me to the one in SF... I believe he took me there for Father's Day. He was a gem ❤

[@TheCheat420]

"QUIET! THIS ISNT A MOVIE THEATER!" Jesus Christ Seth that was hilarious 😂

[@jianwhite7179]

"Jokes Seth Can't Say" might be the best segment in the current era of late night talk shows!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Turns out being fired after 11 days was a reputation saver for Anthony Scaramucci (a.k.a. “The Mooch”).

[@auntiepha8343]

I can't even remember why he was gone so fast? But you are 100% right! LOL

[@sherinameless1618]

And the moral is: if you work for Trump you are going to get screwed, so pull out fast.

[@RabbitsInBlack]

The Mooch had to tell Trump how it was and Trump didn't like it.

[@wvu05]

​@@auntiepha8343 Interview where he went off on a bunch of Trump people.

[@auntiepha8343]

@@wvu05 Thanks. 👍

[@peterkallend5012]

😂😂😂😂 that JSCT was hilarious.

[@hiddenechoes]

Oh goodness, the jokes Seth can't tell. The finale got me so damn good 😂😂😂

[@dinoballz]

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell is so good. I drop whatever I’m doing when one of those comes out.

[@highnoon9333]

Yay the return of A&J! Love them

[@fredherfst8148]

Shout out to the graphics department. Perfectly and randomly coloured map that attracts the eyes but with an important Easter egg.

[@TheRasiani]

"Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. Keep it up. That's what's up.

[@adrianrr18]

The ending, with those "unscripted" jokes, was the best one yet.

[@lepusmalignis1628]

That was one of the better endings to "Jokes Seth Can't Say" that y'all have released. It really showed the friendship among the players.

[@erichfiedler1481]

First of all, I can't believe Bugs Bunny finally got rid of Floriduh, and second, another hilarious "Joke's Seth Can't Tell", my gut was bursting with laughter

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

😅😂🤣 I was thinking the same thing

[@anro7137]

Thanks for giving me “floriduh” ! Makes perfect sense.

[@eric2500]

THE BEST "JOKES SETH CAN'T TELL" ...breaking it's own Fourth Wall...Hysterical!❤❤👍🏻👍🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👍🏾👍🏾😂😂

[@Panda_Roll]

The banter at the end was the best part 🤣😂😄