Scared and Alone on the Toilet - Angry Meme Review

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You Weirdos set the Military meme world on fire last month when i gave you your homework. The meme of me sitting alone on a very public toilet was photoshopped all over the place. Many latrine and poop jokes came from it, but i would expect nothing less from a bunch of Soldiers, Airmen, Sailors and Marines.
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[@AngryCops]

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[@Jesusprayerwarriorbw]

AC- love ya bro. Can I suggest that you change from BRCC to Blackout coffee. BLack rifle coffee give to Democrats and anti 2A plus their stance against Kyle. Love u bro God bless

[@todddecoteau2547]

@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw agreed. I don't personally care what your politics are, but anyone supporting anti 2A has to be defunded to capture their influence. The constitution and B.O.R. must be defended at all cost.

[@DansilSchroeder]

Hey Mr. Hy, I can tell you right now I know what unit that guy in with the shammer license plate is. He's got my unit crest which means he's in the 501st Aviation Regiment. I had that further confirmed by the rock lawn in front of his house, which means he's in El Paso/Fort Bliss. SO.... The guy you're looking for is going to be in 1AD CAB, either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd battalion, 501st Av Regt. Apocalypse!

[@TheJimtanker]

@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw They're not anti 2A and who cares if they give to Democrats? Democrats are trying to get things done for the people of this country, not corporations and the wealthy.

[@JasonSmith-gn9zj]

Looking forward to a new Crack House video update

[@gasmaskdav9155]

Come on AC. You know we don’t steal in the military. We “tactically acquire”

[@swaghauler8334]

[S]trategic [T]ransport of [E]quipment to [A]lternate [L]ocations... Also known as Scrounging!

[@ekscalybur]

There is only one thief in the Army. Everybody else is just trying to get their shit back.

[@grumpyoldbastard0563]

Nope, we "expediently repurpose"

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

Corporals in WW2 be like: "And so anyways we were issued 4 BARs, 3 M1919s, 6 M3 Grease Guns a Thompson, 6 Bazookas and this here M4 Medium. Yup...that's right...all Issued. Every bit of it.. Yes sir..."

[@avroarchitect1793]

Strategic Transport of Equipment to an Alternate Location

[@Blue_Maxxx]

We learned in the USMC "Gear a drift is a gift." those crazy Ukrainian gopniks have taken it to the next level.

[@faasnuhind8578]

Hey, i asked around, nobody said they lost an Etool.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

If it isn't locked down, it's mine now - seems to be what their motto is over there.

[@michag4337]

There's only 1 thief in the army, everyone else is just getting their shit back.

[@ripoutyourintestines7029]

I learned with the Royal Marines "If it's not nailed down its yours."

[@GusMortis]

"It just fell off the truck." 5 second rule to the max.

[@n.e.g4865]

Sun Tzu: Use the enemy resources whenever you can. Ukrainian farmers: and I took that personally.

[@nicholaspatton5590]

Literally and figuratively

[@levitaylor8565]

Lol beautiful

[@erikjohnson5549]

It's being said that the largest distributor of military equipment to Ukraine is in fact Russia.

[@bhess1212]

Outstanding!

[@morganb6717]

*and I took that, personally.

[@Activated_Complex]

“Russians drove through radioactive Red Forest by Chernobyl with no radioactive gear on.” Well, for the first few meters, anyway. After that, they were driving through radioactive Red Forest by Chernobyl with no NON-radioactive gear on.

[@susie.goodwin1356]

😂😂😂 Walking glow sticks... 😏

[@peterv1318]

That’s Russians. They just don’t care about anything.

[@Activated_Complex]

@@peterv1318 “Radiation a myth. Western propaganda. Two balls wither and fall off, still one left.”

[@TB-zf7we]

Apparrantly Russian buses picked up troops with radiation sickness, at least one died while they were at Chernobly many more were ill, bleeding etc...nasty

[@redwatch1100]

I heard that took all the contaminated stuff back into Russia with them. It was all over the equipment. They never bothered to clean it.

[@CruelYeti]

How many soldiers were killed for not wearing a pt belt while wearing camo in combat? Well, no one knows for sure because they haven't found the bodies because they are camouflaged and not wearing a reflective belt so they could be found. I'll leave now.

[@BIGM-gg9ln]

military logik!!

[@harleywainscott6059]

😆

[@Stinger913]

Prob the staffer that answered the question

[@primitive7634]

Wtf is the point in wearing camo if you’ve got on a reflector? Lmfao doesn’t sound logical to me…🧏🏿‍♂️

[@williamdawson4023]

I I I ..... I want to skull tattoo a seal trident to your face

[@M4A3Sherman]

The “Trophy unlocked: Dude where’s my car?” was perfect. I read that in Bro-Vet’s voice too!

[@ashleysanford8645]

I heard it in Ashton Kutcher's voice. From Dude Where's My Car? LOL

[@endless2239]

more like: DЏDԐ, ЩЊЭЯЭS ԠҰ ҪДЯ? 😆

[@CIAG4PNP]

Digging into fighting positions around Chernobyl sounds like something a Marine CO; would tell his Marine corps Company to do 🤣😂🤣👍

[@toddtaylor6110]

While they are making us paint ALL the rocks in the area yellow.....Marines....You know what I am talking about.....

[@swaghauler8334]

@@toddtaylor6110 Red and white at Ft. Sill!

[@CIAG4PNP]

@@toddtaylor6110 and rake the dirt! You gotta Rake that radioactive Dirt and make it look nice 🤣😂👍

[@yallhatenatediggity3838]

@@swaghauler8334 fort sam too!

[@swaghauler8334]

@@CIAG4PNP BUT... DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!

[@Tronmalik]

"when you're just enjoying a poop and DS starts yelling and trashing the bay" That has no-shit happened to me at basic. The DS gave my platoon the most epic smoke session of all basic when I was in the latrine and I dead ass just stayed in there by myself waiting for the horror to end.

[@civilprotectionunit8145]

Lmao nice

[@ralphp1506]

Note to self: Stop taking the elevator in combat! Thats the last stupid thing they did Lol

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

reports say that was apparently Spetsnaz GRU in Kharkiv Yes - the feared Russian military force that's said to be the best of the best, the most capable in the world, even moreso than Delta force, MARSOC, Green Berets - you name it are getting clapped by a bunch of ukrainian mechanized troopers with 1970s IFVs

[@QueenMasumi]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 And tractors. This is what happens when you don't train your soldiers. If they were trained and had a head commander, cause they didn't had one, only 20 generals in the field, and 50-60% of died by the first month. Maybe they had succeded, but no. Who puts their generals in the field?! Had mostly tanks, which many militaries said they will limit cause of air superiority being the largest disadvantage. Had lack of air superiority, and much more. How small is their mental capacity?! Nenazifying a country that is ran by a Jewish president, and has many of holocaust memorials, like what the fuck!? Soldiers had no common sense, its as stupid as hitler in world war two on the idea of jews and Stalin with numbers, mental degernates.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@QueenMasumi 7 generals have been killed, actually. Which is horrific for any military - as for generals being in the field, divisional-sized formations (because due to the nature of modern warfare militaries tend to mixmatch units to better serve their operational objectives) typically require multiple generals in theater to organize the logistics and communications required to carry out a massive operation like this. That being said, Russia is completely compromised. So yes, the generals aren’t on the frontline but it makes no difference

[@QueenMasumi]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Interesting, thank you for this information. However, I heard 2 generals haven’t been seen in the public which is why I said 50-60%(correct me if I am wrong). I presume them dead because how Putler is handling things. 😂 I also heard it isn’t logical to have your generals in the field like that because it’s very risky? But I am no military expert so I will love to know more on that! :D

[@Maria_Erias]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 One thing of note: Russia doesn't have NCOs. They've got boots-on-the-ground-troopers and officers. Which means you've got, like, one officer per 50-200 soldiers trying to coordinate everything himself. The Russian military has never been very good or organized, even going back to the 17th and 18th centuries. I mean, when Napoleon invaded, even with winter helping them out and even fighting a defensive war, Russia still lost more than twice as many soldiers as Napoleon did. Russia got their tails kicked by the Japanese in the early 1900s during the Russo-Japanese War, becoming the first European "super power" to lose a stand-up war against an Eastern nation. Russia repeatedly got defeated during WW1. Even during WW2, the "Great Patriotic War", Russia still suffered, on average, FIVE TIMES as many casualties as the Germans. Russia's tactics have always boiled down to throwing mass amounts of ill-trained and ill-equipped men at the enemy and hoping for the best. Which doesn't work on the modern battlefield when everything from proper training and logistics to MANPADS and shoulder-fired anti-armor weapons are all force multipliers.

[@masterikej1]

Now, I can say that reflective belts DO in fact prevent traffic accidents, as a sailor on a joint base, we've been threatened that we'll have to wear reflective belts like the Army/Air Force if we get hit by a car, and let me tell you, we all actively avoid traffic accidents to avoid said belts.

[@seriouslydensedefender]

Whenever I hear about how a Ukrainian farmer took a Russian armored vehicle I just imagine they're all collecting them, kind of like that one scene from Lord of War.

[@swaghauler8334]

The Ukraine is paying TAX-FREE money for those vehicles.

[@DavidRice541]

Gotta catch em alll!!! Russian tanks! Yeah!!!

[@ADogNamedStay]

Everyone who's ever seen red dawn wetdream.

[@chrisdelagarza8048]

Nicolas Cage approves this comment. Lord of war was a pretty good freaking movie.

[@jeffblalock6326]

@@swaghauler8334 the 300% interest rate they're paying on the "relief packages" foreign governments and banks is pretty usurious. I'm excited for the world to realize how deep of debt we're putting the so-called savior of democracy in Ukraine.

[@25centsapop]

"I probably won't check grindr" -Angry Cops Which means that it's not out of the question that he'd check it! 😆

[@AngryCops]

if i get desperate enough

[@susie.goodwin1356]

@@AngryCops 😂😂😂

[@redwatch1100]

@@AngryCops With all that YT money I bet you get all the chicks :D

[@charleschristianson2730]

I didn't poop for FIVE WEEKS during Basic because I was scared of getting interrupted. The ghost of that epic turd probably still haunts the land nav course at Ft Leonard Wood to this day....

[@edgarkoen1230]

LMAO

[@Yo_AB_Breaks]

Experienced Land Nav NCO: *Triple checks map* "Nope. This isn't supposed to be here. This tree is new. wtf?" Pvt. Christianson: *staggering. sweating profusely. heavy breaths.* Whispers: "Five weeks. omfg five weeks. Medic." NCO: "Stfu Pvt. Piss Stain. It's only 2 more miles. *Checks map a fourth time.* "Seriously wtf?" Pvt.: "Are my balls numb?" NCO: "What?" Pvt.: "What?" NCO: "." NCO: "Move your ass weirdo. Now!" *Folds map* "Fucking PETA? *yells over to other NCO* "Hey. Is it PETA that does the environmental, tree planting shit? No? Fuck it. Whatever. Move dumb bitches! Two miles and I can rid myself of your stench."

[@ChristopherKnN]

I left one at Camp Pendleton

[@edgarkoen1230]

Mine was in relaxen Jackson

[@edgarkoen1230]

That was only because all the Portajohns were mountainous.

[@mghegotagun]

There is a joke in some air force tech schools; if you fail at your assigned AFSC in tech school, you'll get reclassed to personnel. I then learned it wasn't a joke when the Sgt said "why else do you think they lose paperwork so much". Suddenly, everything made sense.

[@Timman57]

Nothing stressed me out more in basic than imagining as soon as cheeks hit the seat, drill comes rollin in and smokin everyone. They took our toilet seats tho because we couldn't keep them "uniform" and have all the seats either all up or all down, so we lost our seat privileges lol

[@quillclock]

what!? that's a thing?

[@jhnshep]

You had seats? :-I

[@Timman57]

They eventually ended up taking the doors too so going to the latrine, middle of the night, just see some dude trying to Spiderman float over the toilet lol

[@SARbud1387]

Had Dept of State loose my Passport packet when I was getting ready to be stationed in Greece. FInally had to leave CONUS on NATO orders for them to let me through customs... After almost 4 months of calling them and asking WTF, I finally lost it and asked "Have you checked Hillary's servers for it?!" Needless to say, it was in my stateside mailbox 3 days later.... Fucking clowns....

[@SINREKA]

That Russian elevator meme reminds so much of Battlefield 4, man.......

[@redwatch1100]

Rumor has it they are still waiting for rescue.

[@imperialinquisitor510]

Shanghi FTW :D

[@madthing5738]

Fun fact - the Ukrainian military now has more armoured vehicles than they started the war with. That's including the losses they've taken.

[@kmodo93]

IIRC they've actually lost more vehicle than they had to start.

[@CharliMorganMusic]

Yes, but having a vehicle doesn't mean it is an operational vehicle. The bigger the kit, the more difficult it is to integrate. A rifle can immediately be captured and used. Trucks are about the same. Tanks get harder by quite a bit. Shit like BUKS, SPGs, and aircraft take a significant effort that isn't actually worth it in the short term.

[@kmodo93]

@@CharliMorganMusic Normally yes, but you have to remember that Ukraine and Russia are basically using the same tanks. Meaning same ammo, same training, same freaking switches almost. So interegrating actually isn't much harder than adding a new coat of paint.

[@ArizVideo]

Lol come on man

[@wilhelmsbane6160]

Yeah. Keep believing the propaganda there sport.

[@MegaChibirobo]

Missed a golden opportunity when assigning the homework. "It'll be on Instagram for you to steal... *pauses and looks at the camera with a smirk* Sorry, 'acquire'." Would've been a nice callback to the farmers nabbing shit.

[@Orca19904]

6:47 I see that shit on the regular in the civilian retail industry too. Corporate always tells us to try to "innovate" to make work easier and faster, but when you actually try to do it, they're like "shut up, get back in line and know your place you worthless drone."

[@ceebee2907]

Right???

[@Delmarvafishing]

Oh how I love memes, the Civil War era political cartoons of the 21st century. The careful depiction of a picture with limited text to convey a complex situation and remind everyone the it's just not that serious

[@baziwan9407]

Memes have been around since before the country was founded.

[@Redmenace96]

Jesus was a powerful meme.

[@Delmarvafishing]

@@baziwan9407 I did not know that

[@barrysoetoro3159]

The mens room in the home depot in Flushing, Queens is right up there with the bathrooms at Penn Station or Port Authority. Flushing is full of people who grew up squatting over a hole in the ground and not using toilet paper. When they use a western toilet, they squat on the seat and let 'er rip. Of course most of them wear sandles so they spray all over their own feet and ankles. They also don't understand that the toilet paper goes in toilet after they wipe so they just throw it on the floor. And that's just the mens room, the ladies room is even worse because women bleed.

[@MalacandraEnjoyer413]

What’s ironic is that earlier while preparing to mow my lawn, someone decided to leave a big ole’ dog shit in my yard. And my family doesn’t own any pets…. And when I finally finished the mowing and was checking youtube, and seeing this video literally 5 minutes after it was posted….it’s sort of ironic to me.

[@xeddtech]

I don't get it

[@jalk12]

@@xeddtech it wasn't a animal...

[@FalconStorm]

Ukrainian farmers understand the motto: “gear adrift is a gift.”

[@kingkru7094]

Ooooooh I bet you were the Blue Facon!!

[@Atlas_1127]

Or my favorite “if its not bolted or tied its now on my side”

[@MegaKracka]

Oh I know one of the people that caused this shit show with the reflective belts, one of many I'm sure. Dude was wearing a black trench coat, on base, at night, while walking in an area with no street lights. Driver of a vehicle made a turn into a parking lot and the person walking got run over by the back wheel and dragged. The guy lived but had constant pain in his legs since, though medically he was cleared for duty after he recovered. Not that I don't think pedestrians have the right of way but there is no way this guy didn't see the car coming, perhaps he was looking to get out of the military? Don't say this to Top, "Jesse James said before he died There’s four things that he wanted to ride Bicycle, tricycle, automobile And the first sergeant's wife while he's in the field."

[@josephrogers8213]

Their is a difference between in the way and the right of way

[@civilprotectionunit8145]

In these conditions the pedestrian had no right of way at all

[@jamesg7371]

Should of include a picture of the APC with "Wolverines" on it. They are going all Red Dawn now.

[@georgestweeter]

As i was a Nasty Girl, i know that NCO refusing to work smarter thing all too well. If you ever split and come in to make up a day, you're typically cleaning, and doing other medial tasks. Typically the NCO starts running out of things for you to do about 5-6 hours in to the day, so they just start saying, "vacuum this room, sweep that room." Etc. One example i have is my NCO told me to sweep our storage room, where enlisted keep their issued gear. It's a fairly big room. I, not being a dumbass, grabbed one of those 4ft wide push broom things and swept it in under 30 min. Reported back to the NCO and they were just like, "FFS, im out of shit for you to do and that was supposed to take you over an hour." They couldn't think of anything else for me to do and sent me home. That's just one of the things about the Army, you're working to fill that 8 hour block every day, so you make things take longer than they have to.

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

This is literally me at work. I work faster than most anyone else. Working in a metal factory making parts for John Deere, McLaughlin and other folks, right? I'm on this job, and I'm supposed to be hitting a minimum of 1,368 parts in an 8 hours shift. I've been averaging 1500+. On Thursday, I did 1,825. Now, there's a total of 12,000 pieces needed, so I didn't finish in 4 hours and just stand around like a bump on a log, but my direct supervisor told me "you're working faster than I can set up the presses. Slow the fuck down". No shit.

[@nictipton1413]

What about cleaning rifles? I mean, jesus christ. At one point I had a star chamber brush in a power drill I brought from home, and one of the SSGs stopped me before I even began. Atleast he told me the truth. "It doesn't matter how clean you get that rifle, your going to be here all day."

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

@@nictipton1413 "It don't matter how good a job you do, you'll be doin' it all fucking day, Private". That is some candid fucking honesty from Sarge.

[@guyincognito1406]

Meh Austin, when it’s 37 layers deep of production planning having excess inventory that can’t be consumed in flow is waste. Just don’t excessively wear your body friend.

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

@@guyincognito1406 No, no. Uly (Ulysses) is the dude that sets up the multi ton presses. I was moving too fast for him to set up the 1504 or the 3001 or the 4003 or the other presses with Job B, when I was doin' Job A and finished it a day and a half before I should have xD

[@Crendermin]

'Tactically Acquired Gear' was the best thing I was taught while in. Side note, while I was going through basic, I was a med-hold, got to spend a good bit a time in the barracks because I wasn't allowed to do much when they recycled me, so I hung around the barracks bay in the corner next to the DS' office, DS came in and started trashing the bay, told me to help by pulling any untied boots off the lockers and flipping any messed up beds. In a messed up way, it was karma for the platoon because even though I had already gone through everything, they didn't want any of my advise... jokes on them when they were stuck in red phase for all but the last 2 weeks, I on the other hand enjoyed the extra exercise because I knew I needed it to help recover from med-hold :)

[@tommyblackwell3760]

Good on you for sucking it up and driving on!

[@keyworksales6241]

Sounds like you got chaptered out. It’s ok

[@Crendermin]

@@keyworksales6241 Initially they wanted to chapter me out in basic, they gave me a choice, go through basic again, or quit, so I went through basic a second time. Then in AIT, I was put back on profile because my stress fractures hadn't healed. They pulled me out of my classes and for 5 months I did everything I could to recover. Eventually they forced me to start doing the paperwork to be chaptered out but I got a chance to speak with the brigade commander and I told him I didn't want to quit, so he gave me a chance. Christmas break was coming up and that meant my profile would expire during the break, so when I returned, instead of renewing my profile, I waited a few days and took a PT test. The company commander even ran the 2-mile with us and he was behind me the whole way because he said he was going to run a 15:54 so as long as I stayed in front of him, I'd pass. After the PT test, I was allowed to go back to classes and finish my training but I was put on a permanent profile due to my injuries not healing. After spending nearly a year at AIT, I was sent to my first duty station at Fort Polk, I was there for 7 months before a new commander came in and questioned my permanent profile. At that point I had given up trying to fight the system to stay in, so I was chaptered under 'other than medical'

[@Noneyabiz001]

The funniest part was him wearing the glasses at the end. I’m still laughing 😂

[@jondoe170]

They look the same

[@WarhadLPandstuff]

About that High-Vis Meme, Here in Germany there was an Incident several Years ago, where a training unit of soldiers got lost in the woods during training. They wandered off, out of the training area and into public woods and roads. They got hit by a passing car on a country road. There was an actual civil investigation why the driver could not see them in time. They were wearing Camo Uniforms and shit. They DONT WANNA BE SEEN! Thats the point of Flecktarn. What the Sh*t? :D Anyway, no one died there, they all could leave the hospital after some days..... but funny none the less

[@bradbecktel8153]

The farmer's are not stealing, they are securing unsecured item's. Thank you SSG Gloria you where the best.

[@stonealexander8233]

Regarding the Chernobyl radiation issue, when I visited winter 2018, they had two different checkpoints on the way out that you had to be scanned for radiation contamination and the one checkpoint leader, in the thickest Ukrainian accent, told us "If you have tripped, or sat on anything, and we detect any radiation on your pants, etc. either you leave pantsless, or you do not leave." Loved my time in Ukraine and my heart breaks for them as a people.

[@keyworksales6241]

Aw

[@hodgepodge1476]

Ukrainian farmers: *sees Russian tanks* Ukrainian farmers: "It's free real estate"

[@JRock3091]

Im'ma gonna take your shit. *I THINK IM BOUT TO STEAL*

[@kamieaston3016]

Uk-RAIN-ian some missiles down on some Russian tanks.

[@bobbybologna3029]

I'm honestly kinda jealous

[@TchHry]

Grammatical correction: "Is free soil compactor."

[@alaricvis09]

Ah yes, the Army Non-Standard Material Procurement Program.

[@facelessman9224]

You know who thought reflective belts were a great idea! The enemy snipers.

[@wyattterrell2796]

It’s like Saturday morning cartoons but ya know….for us weirdo’s 🧐

[@jonathoncarranza4414]

I eat cereal while only wearing my boxers while I watch this

[@RG1001]

@@jonathoncarranza4414 Do you also have your legs criss crossed in your chair?

[@jhutch1470]

@@jonathoncarranza4414 Great. The mental picture you gave me made me blind. Now I can't see. Great. I just knocked my beer over.

[@jhutch1470]

I read: "It's like Saturday morning Crayons." Does that make me weird too?

[@tommyblackwell3760]

@@jhutch1470 Dude, that makes you Marine weird, which is a whole other level.

[@MrTimbeatty]

Security at a tech company used golf carts to patrol parking lots. Every incident w/ pedestrians was "I didn't see the golf cart." To solve this, management figured a large safety orange flag should be added. After every review. The golf carts looked like WW2 fighter aces but with orange flags flying from each corner. Just like reflective vests, it didn't help.

[@tonyarndt1662]

More, more, more! Keep this alive and keep killing it! Lol great start to the day seeing these.

[@anthonymolina2979]

AC:"I probably won't check grinder." Me: so there's a chance.

[@jefferypalmer8998]

Ukrainian farmers acting like the E4 Mafia "aquireing" material.

[@TheDude1764]

The Mafia Power is strong in the Ukraine…E-4 of the Ukrainian Army approves. 👍

[@grumpyoldbastard0563]

"OG Mafia Don" White approves

[@desireemacdonald1813]

I have not had the honor of serving but have heard the term “ E4 Mafia” in videos before. Could you explain, please? And thank you for your service!

[@jefferypalmer8998]

@@desireemacdonald1813 it a term for the rank of E4 , specialist or corporal (usually specialist). It refers to the fact that most of them will go to whatever shady means necessary to accomplish a task or mission.

[@desireemacdonald1813]

@@jefferypalmer8998 I see. That is what I imagined from the context. Thank you!

[@StudleyDuderight]

10:00 I was that guy who stayed on the shitter while the DS was fucking everyone up. I had just started shitting and there was no stopping that train. The DS left me alone because it was very obvious that I was not going to be joining the platoon. My guess is the smell and sounds told him I was suffering just as much as everyone else. 11:59 I didn't know AC had a Trailer Park Boys cameo. Neat

[@juangonzalez9848]

I am still confused as to how mind blown people are about a vehicle designed to haul heavy loads through mud was used to recover a heavy load. Like, yeah, it’s a farmers tractor, it’s designed to have large amounts of pulling power.

[@moreparrotsmoredereks2275]

Yeah, but tanks are like 60 tons. That's a LOT of pulling power

[@juangonzalez9848]

@@moreparrotsmoredereks2275 If we were talking about a 60 ton boulder being dragged threw the dirt I would agree. However, we are talking about a 60ton piece of equipment on tracks, designed to moved. Even tanks have a way to neutralize the drive train to allow for towing.

[@velentr]

City folk.

[@justuni3751]

@@juangonzalez9848 I know I'm late to this and maybe I'm to low-speed to pick up on a joke, but I think the reason people are so impressed I because these farmers are somehow managing to smuggle tanks out from Russian lines without being stopped.

[@Tkmined]

Once our museum's fuel truck with a full load of aviation diesel had its brakes lock up while out on the flightline (full sized semi with trailer btw). Called the farm adjacent to the museum. Standard size tractor drags this full fuel truck, trailer attached, with brakes locked. I think a farmer could pull a tank in neutral no problem.

[@RevCode]

About the toilet thing, I still remember from my basic training one moment, where we essentially had "free evening activities" (roughly translated from the finnish wording), where I was having a shit and taking my time and all of a sudden I hear an "under-sergeant" screaming about having to assemble RIGHT NOW because something probably really important happened, a short while later everyone having to do push-ups because of something while I was able to sit on the shitter and just wait it out. Didn't get caught, no regrets. .. at least I believe I didn't get caught, during our next camp thing in the forest I had the worst fire watch, so maybe that was punishment? Who knows.

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

Naw i destroyed the latrine of our orderly room area constantly, it was only 1 stall, 0 windows and after lunch id just annihilate that thing. It pissed my 1sgt off a lot always hear my name yelled across the building, our medic platoon sgt had me get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong as well lol

[@tommyblackwell3760]

My claim to fame was being able to clear a track with one well-timed and extremely offensive fart. Not just once, it was just a talent I had lol. I've been out over 20yrs, and my buddies still talk about it.

[@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76]

@@tommyblackwell3760 I've heard tales of a man who cleared the fantail of a ship underway. The cook got screamed at for making the meal that lead to that warcrime

[@christostefan]

The great thing about "battle buddy" is it makes everything sound funny. No matter how traumatic.

[@calvinthomas1642]

I mean, every time I almost run over a squad of privates crossing the street at night I wish they would wear their damn reflective belts so... 🤷‍♀ You think that's bad, one guy got run over by a 10k because it was carrying a water tank and the driver couldn't see where he was going and what does the base commander do? Ban earbuds while PTing. GFG. YOU MUST RUN IN SILENCE.

[@CIAG4PNP]

Base Commander's are just Politicians in Uniform, they only care about optics! Always doing stupid things to give off the optics he is working when in reality he does nothing of value!

[@davidgoodnow269]

HOW? This makes NO sense. Ground guide is *required* if visibility is limited! P.S.--Running with earphones is like running with earplugs, just asking for a Darwin Award. Unless you're on a track. In which case I just run you down if I'm hungover and passing.

[@calvinthomas1642]

@@davidgoodnow269 there were a lot of really long roads and they'd frequently drive without guides because it would take too long to get from place to place. Guides were required in LSAs but not out on the roads.

[@MinuteOfMan]

I spent a lot of time in a 10k moving shit I couldn't see around. I swear to God it was usually my ground guides that came closest to getting run over because they'd always park their asses where I couldn't see them. If you get killed by one of those things it was probably your fault.

[@davidgoodnow269]

@@calvinthomas1642 Guess he wanted a Darwin Award. Can't hear a military diesel coming up your backside? Running *in the road* instead of cross-country or in a track? Maybe I'm hyper vigilant (yes), or maybe the guy just wanted to leave something for his family on the random.

[@AFMountaineer2000]

A friend I met during our service together told me when he was in basic a guy in his flight was taking too long on the crapper. The TI came in and said hurry up but the kid didn't think it was the TI so he replied "some things in life you don't rush and taking a shit is one of them" TI waited patiently for him to finish before ripping into him

[@hootie9286]

Angry Cops: I usually smoke them worst in the bathroom... The rest of the world: 🤔 😂😂

[@milesconerly5818]

The hiding in the bathroom thing reminded me of: "I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist." From 'HP and the Chamber of Secrets'

[@BootsMcGee3]

8:19 then baldilocks sat on the middle toilet and it still wasn’t comfy.

[@patrickrider2039]

Angry cops is 100% my favorite KZbin channel. I never not laugh at this man and the characters he’s created. God Bless America and the humor that comes from our veteran community. #goarmybeatnavy

[@MuricanBearWarrior]

“Probably grinder.” So you’re saying there is a chance

[@bendover3820]

Grinding all over!

[@steelrarebit7387]

So... A Colonel goes to a unit in a combat zone. Col: "You guys need PT belts." SMs: "Okay Sir." SMs: *Goes and buys a pt belt as they choose* Col: "I want them all to be the same color. And I want your vehicles' egress points to be outlined in reflective tape, as well as the windows."

[@cynicaltexan9639]

I know where I'm going when this is over. I always wanted a tank

[@hegemonycricket9549]

I'm so glad I was a soldier long before the PT belt was invented. I can't think of another item that embodies the utter stupidity of Army brass like it does.

[@Darkshizumaru]

I was having a bad day today, thanks for making me remember it can always be worse. XD I really needed this meme review.

[@rickoshae1687]

I can still remember the smell of the toilet your talking about.. I've only ever smelt it once in my adult life and damn it brought back memories.

[@joshuaarroyo7235]

The quitters is the fucking realest thing of them all. Imagine watching some sorry dude just watching you graduate, while he/she pretending to be hurt and using crutches for their "sprang foot or knee" it's fucking sad but hilarious as fuck.

[@Token_Black_Guy]

I had a stress fracture and I had to be with those niggas

[@KiSaty]

“Hmmm noooo… we’re gunna do this the dumb way. I fear change.” 😂☠️👏 I felt this in my soul lol.

[@khitai8227]

Russians in Chernobyl: “we will take the power plant and Ukraine will surrender.” Ukrainian Commander: “release the Chernobyl men!” Russians: “fuck”

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

I've been sick since the 26th. You, madam, just made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit and threw up all over my new apartment. Kudos to you.

[@tbag6600]

is Chernobyl Man scarier than Florida Man??

[@OmniscientWarrior]

@@tbag6600 Can be.

[@khitai8227]

@@Oskanwhitchfather laughter is the most powerful medicine. I hope you are feeling better though

[@RedDeadTrooper]

@@tbag6600 depends on which Chernobyl Man you get. Do you want Radioactive BaTushka (not Babushka) of the Church of Atom or Dmitry Five-Arms and his Javelin/RPK akimbo?

[@TheJimtanker]

When I was going through my retirement process and getting ready for the VA, the hospital "lost" my medical records. Talk about being one pissed off SOB. It took going to the head of the hospital and an IG complaint to get them.

[@srcottonmouth7824]

The mirror image at the end was priceless!🤣👍👍👍♥️

[@wingeddrake4227]

Being told "you HAVE to wear your sage/gray vest under your black fleece jacket" because the contrasting aspect makes you an easy target for the enemy while also HAVING to wear your reflective PT belt over the same black fleece jacket because "safety". THEN having to explain this to a late-comer to the party! (That was 05-06)

[@handimanjay6642]

My 5 yr old tells me when we went into a hardware store. “I gotta go.” 10 mins later I hear. “Dad there’s no toilet paper.” He was dumping in a displace toilet. “Sorry” I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@Sturm01]

What kind hasn't wanted to that on a trip Lowe's with their dad?

[@interestedobserver587]

Did you clean up your kids mess or did you leave it for the min wagers to clean it like a c6nt?

[@sfish2325]

I think you should submit a FOIA request to Army/DOD and ask how much money has been spent on PT belts in the last 20 years. (I’m certain it would be alarming! ) vs the number of Soldiers/sailors/airmen that have been hit by motorized vehicles on post.

[@thefixinman777]

Was feeling shitty today, then I saw a angry meme review. Praise the lord pass the ammo🤣🤣

[@aeon3401]

Angry Cops: "This weeks sponsor is" Me: The suspense is killing me! It wouldnt be my number 1 guess would it?

[@johnparla6252]

We lost more stuff in afganstan when we left . They did not need tractors 😂😂

[@lionelt.9124]

I remember going to a Walmart bathroom to take a poop and someone filled it up almost to the brim. Till this day I wonder was that one person who hadn't dumped in weeks or multiple people who just decided to pile on without flushing. I'm still not sure which would've been worse. Man did it stink.

[@markholub97]

“Some of you came in hard” AC: instant regret

[@todddecoteau2547]

That crapper photo reminds me of the Qualifications range latrine for basic in Fort Leonardwood. It comes complete with 6 porta potty style throne toilets with zero privacy and 30 other privates with their privates squished into this 15x30 open room staring at you waiting for you to complete a number two. Don't even get me started on wiping with them.

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

i remember once back when i did a voluntary thing for teens in the swedish airforce, i kid you not, there was this one guy with the worst smelling shits you ever smelled, when he hit the shitters you opened every fucking window on the whole floor then go outside for half an hour, be it +30 degrees c hot summer or -20 degrees c cold winter, remember the sargent responsible for us coming by for the usual morning inspection and the guy had just hit the shitters, unable to open the windows we just stood there at attention by our beds waiting for the inspection beeing fully aware of the bioweapon being fired in the shitters, the worst part is that you could actually see the smell make its way thru the room based on the gagging starting with the guys closest to te shitters, sarge not to amused by their gagging went over to ask them about it only to stop half way with a jolt, gag, and loudly exclaim "dear gods what the hell is that horrendous stench!" shortly followed by a meek "sorry" from the shitters, from that day on we where allowed to, no, we where expected to open the windows if we know he was on the shitters even if it was mid inspection, there was a few times when he came in, noticed the open windows and that guy missing where he would say " as we are having such a nice weather today we are shaking things up a bit by going out for a 30 min morning exercise before the regular inspection, there was this one time he was missing and the windows was closed as it was a full on thunder storm right on top, he still dragged us out in that storm with hail so hard it genuinely hurt for half an hour to exercise before inspection, it realy was that bad. and no, he did not suffer from some kind of disease or something, he just had realy *realy* foul smelling turds and farts for some reason, and the military life as it turned out was not really his thing so he alongside a few others went home half way thru our week long stay at F7 (Skaraborg Wing) they went home in the morning on the same day we got to play around in the JAS 39 Gripen simulator, even though they where not allowed to, they did allow one of us to shoot down a plane, we also got to try out the seat in a actual jet with a engineer giving us a quick rundown on what is what and what it is they are doing in there, it was the hangar where they do maintenance and upgrades to the planes, and yes, we did have to sign a NDA before they even told us about the building.

[@GreymansGoose]

That last picture definitely looks about two breaths from screaming "Into the skyyyyyyy"

[@superjnrable]

I dont know whats funnier, the Ukrainian farmers with their newly aquired tactical farming vehicles, or the fact that Ukraine's Tax Ministry declared these new "Acquisitions" tax exempt 🤣🤣🤣

[@amazonbox5551]

I have gotten covid and have since been coughing and dealing with constant headaches. I thank you for keeping me somewhat happy in this terrible time.

[@sebjdo]

05:15 "Speaking of, keep your mom out of the barracks." There's a got to be a story behind that.

[@philtullis9425]

“I probably won’t check Grindr” Sure AC. Sure.

[@killer13324]

9:30 try being a grown ass man going into a public bathroom when a 13 year old just let loose the nukes so bad it's a fucking war crime and anyone who tried to go in immediately starts retching like something died on black asphalt in the middle of a black flag day in the middle of july. the 13 year old was me.

[@mightymikethebear]

Yep, 13 year olds can drop foot long floaters like there is no tomorrow.

[@jlyrojer]

I can't believe you liked my meme template enough that you made it our homework, AC. And the memes I have seen this far... you have your work cut out for you.

[@not-creative6361]

2:37 End of sponsor

[@AngryCops]

i see what you did there

[@juliagarner2785]

AC, just want you to know I saw this bright shiny new mustang with the license plate "HOORAH". I remembered what you said about some of the soldiers using their bonus for and about had to pull over, I was laughing so hard. Love your videos and thank you for your service.

[@BlastersandBladesPodcast]

Do you REALLY play these games or is it just shilling for the man?

[@AngryCops]

I’m at level 28. I play it as a fantastic 5-10 minute time killer

[@BlastersandBladesPodcast]

@@AngryCops nice! I am jaded, I assume most people lie when they shill!

[@JuggoJuggo]

@@BlastersandBladesPodcast Could you imagine AC sitting around every so often for 5-10 minutes with nothing to so, we would probably have a super villain on our hands.

[@paulriles3492]

You said PROBABLY won't check grindr. That means there's a chance. I applaud your open mindedness. 🤣

[@froggergoat]

I found my BCG’s and put them on an tried to seduce my wife. It was worth it to see the look of horror on her face! It traumatized her. We’re still not aloud to talk about it.

[@Timman57]

"Ay guys, I was digging and look at this shiny piece of rock I found, it almost looks like graphite!" "He is delusional, send him to the infirmary"

[@RogerCharlamange]

They have acquired so many vehicles and weapons that Russia is literally now the largest supplier of equipment to the Ukraine.

[@grandpoobahful]

theyre been training on the same weapons since 1939 so.....

[@iradale4855]

Love how he says “I’ll probably not check grindr”. Bet he has a profile there. We see you Drill

[@ABRCOSMO1]

what's his account lol

[@SpankysTime]

Loved the video with you and Houston Jones! Keep making great content

[@The180Degrees]

That subtle smile when I reach heartlessly for the arrow buttons knowing that AC has finally made it big by getting sponsored yet again by RAID

[@bingobongo8101]

This dude has had 23 internal investigations against him. Crazy how he is still a cop

[@famulanrevengeance3044]

but only 5 sustained in 10 years

[@ExplosiveQuarry]

Airman here, I still have my reflective belt and when I went to tech school/AIT, we always had to wear them outside of the dorms since they distinguished us from the army privates

[@odu_history_1972]

"... speaking of, keep your mom out of the barracks." 😂🤣 💀

[@tomwinter1317]

Missed making one for the latrine. “When you’re in the latrine wishing you didn’t have to sit on the one with the red seat”

[@davidR9410]

😆. The split second you said “And some of you came in hard”, I laughed and knew what was coming.

[@shmid9823]

"Maybe it's better if I just stay in here." Then, You hear your name being screamed, and someone is banging on the latrine door.

[@crawdadandtheboilers]

We were doing tire flipping for P.T. one day, and I walked up to the station, flipped the tire up, and started rolling it to the finish line. "Hey, Sgt, what are you doing?" "Working, smarter, not harder, huah!"

[@kevinkoger5749]

That last photo has some serious “Private Potato” vibes to it for sure.

[@ceebee2907]

Dammit, I forgot Angry Cops looked like Dr. Phil until I saw the homework...

[@BurchellAtTheWharf]

0:50 the "Oh Shit" homework, one of many fail to make it to you A/C

[@tjwarden6253]

Nothing is ever “stolen” just tactically acquired, or if you signed a hand receipt for it