Scared to Death | You Belong To Me

[@JANELFRONCZAK]

Just re-listened to some old timesuck episodes and Dan mentioned that how great it would be if the podcasts took off and he could do it full time and now look 6 years later he’s got 2 super successful podcasts his stand up comedy nightmare fuel short sucks 🎉. Love it so much ❤❤ STD is my favorite podcast ever so glad that he stuck with it so talented 🎉❤thank you BMP whole crew ❤❤❤happy birthday Dan🎉

[@patchoulidrop]

Timestamps Story one 5:21 Story two 20:15 Story three 31:08 Story four 49:32 Story five 1:10:44

[@rickylee8054]

tysm ❤

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

My brother was just inside for 9 months. He got out a year ago. It was a nonviolent charge, but a felony. A clerical error put him in "the zoo" with the worst violent offenders, for his first month. He called me a couple of times, telling me he was certain he would not survive the week. He was shanked at his first meal. He spent days recovering from the abdominal wound, in the hospital wing. When the error was corrected, and he was moved into minimum security, he said it was like a dorm at summer camp. There was sun, light, laughter, pool tables, TV, and no stabbing. One of the things he told me about the zoo was that the inmates in "max" spent all of their time plotting against guards and administrators. Some of them befriended the guards they targetted, just so they could stay in touch after they got out. He wasted no time ratting out every animal he knew in max to the warden. Also, he said that they saw covered bodies leave max once a day. One of them he said was someone he watched at lunch, sitting beside him, get boiling vaseline poured on him. He said he watched that guy's skin and muscle evaporate wherever the homemade napalm touched him. It took half his face, most of his scalp, his ribs on the right side, one pectoral muscle, a bicep, the shoulder, and much of his neck. That guy was a gonner before he hit the floor. The jail immediately banned anything with a petrolum base. This is in northern Indiana, BTW. So, stay in school, kids...

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

The doppleganger lady in Wisconsin heard all of these stories about friends and family seeing her at places she wasn't, and not one person ever once thought to take a picture, or call her, or verify anything that didn't seem normal for her behavior. It makes me squint pretty hard. I'm squinting.

[@jamesolive653]

First time I actually get to listen to this around release time which is 3am for me. Can't sleep and ready to get spooked while I sit here in the dark!

[@Stellasrevenge]

Margerie Kemp, said "she never felt cold anymore, she felt a warmth within her" girl was menopausal, that explains that, lynze bringing up postpartum... 1400s..not like it was the penical of medical technology and mental health. Nice to hear an old story, they are rare. Got a great chuckle out of Dan's "be thou thine" lol discussing how hard it is to listen to that type of speech.

[@Cuhhmaromello]

Building a fence with “ Idk fuck it boards” has me dying lol 😂😂💀

[@FoundingChambers]

I don't sleep and neither do the demons. Let's go.

[@Therickytolson]

lol " bricks are 2.6" thick" lol

[@usamahdalvi9064]

Just started listening to your show. Tbh i am starting from your older episodes but i would like you to know i truely enjoyed it and know that you two enjoy being scared shitless and still talk about it makes me feel like i am listening my kind people talk who are scared of these thing but still can't resist it.. keep up the good work... love from India

[@annaoddi2257]

That friends and family telling me I was somewhere I absolutely was not was normal- my twin sister was the reason!😂

[@crystalhatter889]

Happy Birthday Dan!! Hope you have a great one!!

[@KernowFishy]

The doppelganger happened to me many times . There was another man who looked so much like me that my own wife thought it was me as she drove past him. I've had a drink thrown in me by a girl (no idea why ).. only when she heard my voice did she realise I wasn't him. Really really strange.

[@Likelyfairy]

Omg 😳 spooky! And I hope the girl apologized at least lol😭

[@KernowFishy]

It really was for years . Multiple people saw him. It caused confusion many times. She did , she was mortified lol! Can't say I was too happy either . @Likelyfairy @@Likelyfairy

[@Likelyfairy]

@@KernowFishy yeah I can’t even imagine. I already have an overactive imagination so I would’ve probably chugged it as just that but for other people to point it out to me too would be nuts but validating lol. But from the sounds of it it’s in the past ,god bless 😭

[@KernowFishy]

​@@Likelyfairyyeah , it was a while ago. Was many times over ten years but not for a while. I guess he moved away or we look more different as we aged.

[@bradenheide1910]

Me and my sister always stay up late listing to your podcast, love you guys. Stay scared!

[@crowned_byruth6685]

I’m sorry but you guys really really please need to bring back the time marks so we can skip story story and also skip the intro because some people are just here for the stories. I don’t mean to be rude, but it would also be very convenient to be able to just skip to each story like you used to.

[@sscarface104n]

I agree time stamps would be much appreciated especially for ppl like myself that have ADHD.

[@patchoulidrop]

I have never heard Margery Kemp’s story on a horror podcast or KZbin-hell, not since grad school 😂 love it!! ❤❤🎉🎉

[@Chasing.therain]

It is so sad to think about women in any time period before now where they had these feelings and thoughts and their mind just didn't feel right. No one knew what was going on...they got locked up or whatever other treatments they tried back then...then to look back on it and say oh it was probably post partum or maybe anxiety attacks or whatever was going on. Thank goodness we are more advances and aware today...but so sad for women in history when that wasn't the case!

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

OK, I found the comments I made yesterday in my KZbin video comments database archival spreadsheet. It was on sheet 14, down on row 69151. So here goes... When Monsignor Rosetti dies, will his grave marker be called "The Rosetti Stone"?

[@patchoulidrop]

What? 😂

[@jordanrodriguez3238]

As someone that works closely with plants and plant matter I hear daily that someone's eyes are burning lol

[@Maggiemae01]

Great stories guys! 🎉❤ thank you!

[@footballmom6481]

Listened on Spotify when it released & now Have to watch to see Dan scare Lindsey 🤗🤣🤣

[@sherman1280]

I’d love to know the “logic” behind making a CO’s info public. That’s insane…makes sense for Florida though, I guess.

[@RockyMountainMechanic]

Happy birthday Dan!

[@bigredz932]

Thats why I kind of like that movie Unfriended, a girls spirit or a demon takes revenge on bullies who drove a girl to off herself through a webcam chat.

[@tiffanymuchmore869]

I say, "My eyes are on fire" all the time

[@Stellasrevenge]

I had to give up on Shogun after that boiled alive scene.. Damn. Too much for me.

[@mrdatboi4207]

Happymerrybirthsmas Dan

[@shannonpotts2846]

Oh my gods, I just had to pause it because I was laughing so hard at 'is that a song?'

[@sharissaconnell]

The first story Lindsey told you can do so much without digging up the grave. The top things come to mind is 1. Get some ground radar thing you can probably rent that. If something is there. Call the cops first off Go to your local court house look up the property records for free or online most sites cost a fee . 2. Write down the names of who owned the property when you could bury someone in your backyard. 3. Find the living relatives of the person and ask if they want it to be moved. Then go from their

[@teresakaczynski8780]

Huzzah! Insomnia finally pays off on the best day of the week!

[@frankyquilavafireblast895]

I’m going to start using that, masculine scream

[@ryanc107]

Happy Birthday dan!

[@sczi]

3:44 Intro 5:18 1st story 20:06 2nd story 31:08 3rd story 49:33 4th story 1:10:51 5th story

[@michaelanderson18]

FYI lulu.. I did see your doppelganger at Costco in Boise about a month ago. I almost said hello, but hee husband wasn't dan... so I kept my autistic mouth shut 😒 🙃 😅

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

The person in Florida bought the house for only $60,000, then replaced all of the floor-to-ceiling windows with new hurricane windows, and spent $60,000 right off the bat. They better hope they doubled the resale value! Also, if I died in my house, and someone moved in while I was stuck there, and started replacing all the new cabinets I put in this house, I promise people would hear voices protesting! I would let them know without a doubt not to even think about tearing out those cabinets. I doubled the resale value of this house just by putting new cabinets in it! (It's not an expensive house) GPR would tell you if something underground is a grave or not.

[@1nchr15t7]

Love you guys!

[@deedlesdoubled]

Long time listener first time caller. Oh wait . Happy Birthday good sir!

[@SunflowersAndPumpkins_Eturnal]

I live in Ohio too. Apparently I have several doppelgangers; and there are at least 12 other ladies in and around my county ,that have the same first and last name as me. At least one also has the same middle name.

[@laurenduncan572]

17:51 tell me why Doki Doki Literature Club just came to mind 😅

[@craigm2484]

I am an entire day late it is 3:30 am here Dark & Early 😱

[@tinalynch6300]

Happy Birthday 🎉

[@patriciafuqua7513]

Number 4 this week

[@brixkidd6971]

That pillar is about 7 ft tall.

[@michaelanderson18]

Can we get a link to the imminent domain speech to city hall? So, he got to keep the house 🏠?

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

First to like (and to report the spam comments that have been doing so religiously every week, like it is their communion to their AI God and one way ticket to an eternal, electronica afterlife! LmMFaO!!!) ;) :P :o)

[@cindygrubbs5856]

Happy Birthday, Dan, King of Suck!

[@travisboothe4339]

I feel as though the person who sent in the doppleganger story just has split personalities, and can't handle their liquor!!!!! lol Mybe your other personality did all these things with your cloise friends, and that is why you don't remember!

[@Etta1999]

Yall need to watch Single White Female. Now that's how I feel like this Tina thing is going to play out

[@tank2003]

I'm so tired of all the chitchat in between stories and every week hearing things like "oh just anither thing we women deal with." Please stfu....this getting unbearable