Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER

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[@christianaaronnaidoo3157]

It takes a certain level of skill and friendship to take a gamemode that's little just sitting in chairs and turn it into worthwhile and genuinely good memes to watch.

[@kennedywatkins850]

They have have a talent and that talent is being stupidly funny😂💀😂💀

[@cookiemonster1597]

You can tell they have fun and that’s makes their chemistry so good. I bet they are like this without recording

[@isisdarosa9340]

MEMES

[@Sodacup-s]

That was content from Distractable before Distractable

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

This is not a meme they are having a debate about having multiple big holidays on the same month

[@sanguine5275]

11:54 “What’s happening behind Mark?” PANIC MODE ACTIVATED

[@dmittleman9757]

xxBombcreeper ! To be fair, if someone screamed “What’s happening behind you?!”, you’d probably be panicking too.

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

@@dmittleman9757 they weren't making fun of him...

[@vierzehn575]

@@themaninyourcabinet8438 they didnt say that

[@altaccount8220]

"Whats happening behind you!?" Panik _Nothing's behind you_ kalm *NOTHING'S BEHIND YOU* PANIK

[@brendonshort847]

Mark: “Alright match comin at ya” Silence as it flies off the table Wade screaming Mark: “You didn’t catch it”

[@notactuallyacat.]

* Whispers * Imma catch it

[@RAASHNO]

Brendon Short wade: screaming*

[@wolfdark4128]

I swear, hundreds of likes and hardly any replys

[@steffo0302]

KOBE

[@100GTAGUY]

I read the match part in the way "how I could just kill a man" is sung

[@brandoncoleman7649]

I love how they actually managed to get content out of an empty circle of chairs

[@zom_tyt7382]

Lmao ikr. It was Cool Wade just Has his Middle Finger in the hole Half the Time.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@zom_tyt7382 my favorite part is how Bob just randomly decided to add in lore

[@kennedywatkins850]

Tbh I feel like they are just genuinely talking😂😂😂

[@shadetreader]

They didn’t really, but KZbin has successfully tricked thousands of people into believing that they did.

[@jonathansims9342]

@@shadetreader whats that supposed to mean

[@catibun1329]

The title wasn’t referring to the second game, Santa anonymous is terrifying

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

*YoU RiGht*

[@timtams_6]

yOu rIGhT

[@kennedywatkins850]

If you have a Santa addiction then maybe it is😂💀😂💀

[@ieatchildren7863]

yoU riGHt

[@Stonecargo21]

9:27

[@DragunityDemonTDD]

Hand simulator: welcome to alcoholics anonymous Mark, Bob and wade: welcome to Santas anonymous

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

Santa of each country

[@astatota9432]

1

[@Soundwave45681]

Me, an intellectual: *welcome to Satans anonymous* This is a joke people

[@jackgold7340]

@@Soundwave45681 Hmmm, me

[@conservativedoggo28]

Eggnog anonymous

[@mallowfly7655]

Bob: “How’s everyone’s mental state?” Wade: “Not ... good” Mark:” I hate *everything”*

[@honeysuckle941]

I felt his pain

[@baldboyhalo-discord]

Same

[@baldboyhalo-discord]

Marks world is ending and going to be insane

[@dino-mite2661]

My last three braincells.

[@draagon_1]

*everything*

[@carverisnotpunk5214]

the boys: *maniacal laughter* mark: 👉👈

[@Johnny-ms4ir]

11:55 love how Mark is actually terrified when he realises something is behind him xD

[@kexard]

Dr. Arrogant the panic in his eyes was so perfect! I had to rewatch that part like five times!

[@Astarust]

Mark: *Screaming*

[@quillpentheartist]

Lol yes 😂🤣

[@addkim7889]

thank you sir, I thought nobody was going to point out the fact that Mark screamed like a little b*tch not once but twice and in Hand Simulator of all game

[@lanitherobot8396]

You guys are so cruel to mark!🤣

[@ItsMeSunnyD]

I like that one episode where Markiplier and his friends talk about Christmas for a looooonnnngggg time

[@DarkestDeeds]

Excuse me, it's Hanumas.

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

@@DarkestDeeds I prefer chrismonica

[@JimesYT]

@@DarkestDeeds Game Grumps

[@DannyGamerXD48]

*Hmmmm I wonder what episode that is.*

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

m a c a n d c h e e s e

[@rm_antic]

The whole Christmas discussion sounded like a filler bar talk episode of Always Sunny

[@mapleblues22]

omg yes!

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Wade is Charlie, that's for sure.

[@kiros6976]

So true my friend

[@mr.deathfall1144]

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs YES! And Mark is Dennis and Bob is Frank.(UnIronically my names frank and act like Show Frank sometimes.)

[@TheRealBeardedFetus]

Bring Jack, I mean Mac into the discussion.

[@kayleeleary9145]

Bob: you see my dress is so long I don't need pants Wade: can you wear leggings with it? Bob: it's not that kind of dress I love how he understands women's fashion

[@faithlewis1661]

That’s what I was thinking lol

[@Kaitri]

Hand sim makes you go so mental, woman fashion starts to make sense

[@jots52]

He who understands the fashion of the female shall be forever exiled from the land of the male. - Bible of Shrek, chapter 69, verse 420

[@zandermercury9308]

I’m a woman and I don’t understand why all the jeans in the stores around me are skinny/tight and my worst nightmare is buying pants with not only too small for my hands to fit or even anything but also has fake pockets again 😂😂

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Zander Mercury I think it’s `So YoU LoOk YoUr BeSt 24/7 BECAUSE WHO NEEDS CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE’ (Jeez,I’m a male and that still really annoys me for some reason)

[@heather8777]

"Holy shit what's happening behind Mark?" Mark: *_*confused screaming*_*

[@Isaac-vg3ti]

Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; number one, Hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39.

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

What was happening?

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

@@fjustfoxtrot8558 Some weird looking monster was coming towards him.

[@angel-zr2pi]

@Heather I love your profile pic

[@jacob_m_box3973]

19:08 Mark: I don't like this baby staring at me Demon Baby: *Has a stroke then proceeds to break it's back* Mark: Oh shit!

[@bincherito]

*trying to be scary* Wade: You’re so dead ❌ Mark: You don’t need eyes where we’re going ✅

[@grack2208]

Cavillator Lupus his face when he said that was priceless😂

[@NODnuke45]

All those years of horror gaming experience sure paid off!

[@rogermcduff710]

@@NODnuke45 pLAy

[@AriiAniaismyname]

"Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do!" "You're right, Santa, I sure don't."

[@wunderwaffeyt4077]

17:53

[@graydrawsonline137]

Everyone else: Let’s play Minecraft! Mark: *losing his sanity for the sake of winning hand simulator*

[@morgue1484]

roblox

[@chistir]

@@morgue1484 lol

[@lnv42]

i'm glad mark isn't using other youtuber's ideas and sticking to his own things.

[@henrytam4932]

Mark: *plays roblox*

[@idkman1765]

5:10 mark: bob, do you ever want to talk about your feelings? bob: no wade: i do mark: i know wade wade: i’m sad mark: i know wade

[@tempeperoni]

Best conversation ever

[@anachristiansen3473]

My friends talking to me

[@epicman590]

Very nice irrelevant time stamp

[@paradox6728]

Why the time stamp?

[@idkman1765]

Epicman590 wades talking about sad stuff and mark shuts him up

[@MiriRaii]

I love how the first 3rd of the video was all of them bitching about Christmas and each other 😂

[@carsson5542]

Raven 39 no first half

[@DanSher]

That's very fun tho!

[@bookwormgames8053]

This is awkward should I leave

[@love.wildly.live.fearlessly]

Mark: “Well, you keep saying you’re sorry but you keep doing it.” Literally me talking to my 3 year old 😂

[@leeannR1]

696 likes.

[@pfftwhatever6245]

@@leeannR1 nice.

[@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms]

Fun fact, because people prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain associated with decision making, doesn't develop until early adulthood, children will seemingly "make decisions" that they physically do not have control over. A child will like knock a glass over or shave the dog or hammer nails into a wall or something that seems to an adult a deliberate and insidious decision, and you'll often have the question of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" answered with "I don't know" because they don't! Their brains make the decision without their permission! "I don't know" and "I'm sorry" and 100% valid answers because children, especially _an infant,_ *physically do not possess impulse control on a neurological level.* Just let them know that they did something wrong and move on, they understand more than we realize.

[@largeboi4678]

@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms I appreciate this, thanks condoms

[@plat6822]

@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms I appreciate this, thanks condoms

[@davidtorres4625]

One day there will be a VR version of the game and they will go insane

[@roathrobin]

There's been a VR version for months now...

[@pandemia8966]

@@roathrobin one day they will play it and go insane

[@Lt._Nut]

The VR version sounds like it’d be easier

[@gamara204]

@@Lt._Nut right

[@ashookamanuela1901]

You could argue they already are

[@Shy-wg4wm]

Mark: "You're being selfish" Wade: "I prefer calling it self-confidence" Wade out here exposing everyone today doing things in "self-confidence"

[@kura6124]

kek

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Kappa

[@Question-Mark0123]

11:15 I love the way the thunder made mark’s laugh sound evil.

[@bunko_fuck4379]

Holy shit it does I just noticed that

[@sunnygae3589]

Damien emerges

[@navations]

That chairs section could literally be a podcast

[@ghostonthemoon1812]

Now it is!

[@inabeanaregina]

ChildishCayde predicted Distractible

[@hasna2012]

@@inabeanaregina frr this could easily be a distractible episode 🤣🤣

[@emy747_inc.6]

Have u ever heard of disctractible yhe podtcast mafeeriwhartiperiliir fbob muaekyer wade mimoom loord 777 pofcast hrsb sbest podtrscast.good watch jt ot fie

[@bakuralovesme]

this comment aged well

[@finalflash9501]

Markiplier:"Are you seeing this?" Me: "I can't stop seeing this"

[@EggyBoi]

Penis

[@wildsharday9652]

Thundertits

[@josephschultz3301]

These three have a dynamic that _only_ childhood friends could share, absolutely hilarious and heartwarming at the same time. They're the perfect trio and I look forward to every video featuring all three of them. Love you guys

[@therino9695]

I think they met in college

[@leoblankenship7119]

@@therino9695 Mark and Wade went to high school together and I think Mark and Bob met in college

[@dannymorales5549]

Yeah, but he yelled “Kobe” wich made me sad now

[@timothytobing7212]

Thought yoi gonna say in the edits "thanks for the like guys" thanks for not ruining this comment

[@josephschultz3301]

@@timothytobing7212 No worries, I couldn't possibly care any less about how many or how few likes a comment gets. I will, however, edit the double spacing out. Never even noticed that before.

[@Mikhail_V_V]

Wade talking about the “SS” strategy at an “AA” meeting..... .... *AASS*

[@aggelossourelis1040]

What a stupid joke... have my like.

[@Buphido]

DJ Cringe You know, it could be an "AssAss" strategy.

[@Mikhail_V_V]

Buphido 😂😂

[@Villager-js9ti]

INTELLIGENCE 100

[@IcedClass]

@@aggelossourelis1040 read your name

[@minimalgrammar1276]

"It's the S.S. Way" Wade Wade no *Mark proceeds to make a very interesting hand gesture*

[@bionicnimrod]

what does it mean though? it’s a nazi thing like wade said right?

[@wawawawwawaawwawa4965]

@@bionicnimrod yes, a nazi group, they did a load of fucked up shit. think of the atrocities done by the nazis and the SS probably did it.

[@eggo2179]

@@wawawawwawaawwawa4965 I thought S.S meant steam ship

[@danielcollins7414]

@@eggo2179 In the maritime sense, yes S.S. is short for steam ship or sailing ship. In a war history sense, SS is short for schutzstaffel which is basically a paramilitary for the nazi party. They're famous from being the officer in the field all the way to being the ones who commited war crimes.

[@friedspider8]

@@bionicnimrod As far as I can remember the Schutzaffel (SS or Black Shirts) were like a vamped up SA (Sturmabteilung or Brown Shirts). The SA were ex soldiers recruited by Hitler to disrupt meetings of opposing parties such as the communists. I also believe the SA tried to assist in the Munich Putsch - which is when Hitler failed to take power in Berlin. The SS were used when Hitler came into power in 1933, they helped reinforce the police state and control any opposition. So they were basically like Hitler's loyal army while he was just beginning to indoctrinate the population (emphasis on the children and the army) with threats and propaganda. Shout out to my History teacher.

[@jesseharding346]

When they were doing the echoy voices I just thought: *_RETURN THE SLAB._*

[@chaddionne2605]

Or suffer my cuuuurse !

[@SomeDemoMain]

AHM GETTIN' ME MALLET!

[@vigorouslethargy]

*incoherent dog ramblings*

[@istafaqureshi6454]

*WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?*

[@wildsharday9652]

Save the lesbians bunny from evil mad pitbull dog so the fox girl will stop hitting you.

[@ekkobennet]

Wade: "Well you will if we move Christmas to Bahamas day" Mark: "THAT'S NOT A DAY!!!"

[@lighthacks4184]

The Roseland he said that as soon as I read this loll

[@theman6422]

*struggles to cock crossbow* THATS NOT A DAAYAATHDHWYDHDPPWHAGSGSG

[@RunaFox]

@@lighthacks4184 sameXD

[@lighthacks4184]

Proto Reacts lol w

[@yobozo720]

Markiplier, plays with grenades, crossbows, now AA meetings......FINALLY!!!

[@nathanchavez6171]

To them long enough

[@fostermom1060]

@@nathanchavez6171 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kingjb554]

I wish I had the patience to animate the entirety of Santa's anonymous

[@loki4807]

I tried,it's hard to do Wade with what little hair he has.

[@MaskedReviews]

Idk, I feel like Santa Anonymous actually got pretty good animation from the game. Can't beat the dead eye laughing, awkward hand movements, and that grit teeth 'nnnnha' that Wade did.

[@sabrina.bean77]

Literally everything about Hand Simulator is a *nightmare* for Mark

[@TheIndustrialRevolution.]

"Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do"- Wade (LordMinion777) 2019

[@autisticgiraffe3758]

He literally has the number 777 in his name and his name is lordminion. 😂😂😂

[@mrviking6892]

Da King our names matches pretty well😁

[@tamaramufaro]

I legit scrolled looking for someone to point this out😂😂😂like wtf Wade

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

He's Santa. Rearrange Santa and you get Satan. It was obvious from the start 😧

[@lilsmax4320]

I only liked cause the profile pic

[@zaf.2047]

Everyone: let’s play Minecraft Mark: trying to avoid it with all his will power.

[@SyrNikoliTheBastardous]

He can just buy the handbooks and learn the basics

[@angryinternetperson6629]

He probably avoids Minecraft because he can't drink anymore, so he's sad he can't play some *Drunk Minecraft* 😂😂

[@snowdrop974]

@@angryinternetperson6629 Orrrr... He doesn't want to babysit stuck Wade and Bob

[@killerkirby366]

SnowDrop he always does

[@williamfether977]

@@angryinternetperson6629 listen not every one dose drunk minecraft every day

[@chunglebung8988]

“It’s the SS way” ~Wade Barnes 2019

[@marinaraman8238]

Read it as soon he said it.

[@krim9434]

tis the SS wae

[@sardsvib]

Is... Is that his last name?

[@krim9434]

Narnia Lives yes

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

Wade is a Nazeeee.

[@sylviagrove6082]

Previously on Hand Simulator: *MY CROSSBOW WANTS TO KILL ME* And now: Demons, Creepy Babies and an AA Meeting from Hell

[@awallflower221]

Wade: "Clearly you don't worship satan as well as I do" Mark: "Your right Santa" I..I just want to watch someone hear this out of context 😂

[@markyman8553]

You’re

[@THElarry27]

@Alora Gacha ME THREE

[@attrapper1]

"Fine I'll squirt my candle." Things that...sound really akward out of context.

[@badcornflakes6374]

Explain

[@attrapper1]

Put your mind as far in the gutter as you can.

[@totalingearth4243]

B to blow

[@Sandman3]

I have a candle (>.

[@attrapper1]

We all have candles. Except for ladies. They have candle holders.

[@patrycjakapkin4911]

"You don't need eyes where we're going" Mark should be writing horrors (4k likes?? omg, I have never been this famous. Thank you!)

[@thodempire5365]

Event Horizon quote

[@aubergineman4679]

Its about time I find a comment on that quote

[@camduhman4762]

I read that as soon as he said that

[@joshapologist]

Patrycja Kapkin I made it 666 likes I'm a G O D

[@dominicpheonix8038]

No your a demon

[@Little_Red_Gaming]

Mark: "Hold on I need a thumbnail for this video" *laughs* Bob: *chuckles* "hold still I'm making content"

[@wolfdark4128]

505 likes and u dident get a single reply yet

[@jordonwest9299]

Mark: fingers bobs hand. Bob: what are you doing?! Mark: are you close?

[@heatherlm8348]

Jordon West LOLOL I LAUGHED ‘WAY TO HARDDDDD!’ But guess what? So is Mark’s Hand

[@catrinakc295]

Baby doll : snaps back to see Wade Me & Mark : Oh shit

[@pastab-5919]

Lol watched that right when I read this

[@Gabriel-ok5bh]

Dont Swear

[@catrinakc295]

GabrieLY My apologies I didn’t mean to offend you

[@angryinternetperson6629]

@@Gabriel-ok5bh r/woosh

[@battlesword2370]

@@angryinternetperson6629 not a woooooooooosh

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

5:15 I just love how Bob's character has no facial expression but just looks so DONE with Wade

[@WRLDOfSad]

Real

[@firockfinion3326]

That moment of Wade saying, "dude I feel fine" was so funny to me. XD

[@torilove7312]

Firock Finion 😂💯

[@vivithemage9772]

"I'm not selfish I just care about me." Oh Wade.

[@That_Guy_Ty]

Fawny Wolf no bitch in like a good way, selfish Is bad

[@lynn2100]

@@That_Guy_Ty holy god dude, calm down

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@That_Guy_Ty pretty sure that's part of the joke

[@Naskori]

@@That_Guy_Ty jesus christ dude don't curse it's a joke (⌐■-■)

[@pfftwhatever6245]

@@That_Guy_Ty damn chill 😳 why you so pressed my guy

[@KarmaIsLily]

No one: Literally no one: Wade: *_cLEARLY YOU DON’T WORSHIP SATAN AS WELL AS I DO_*

[@megahunter2981]

"I'm pointing to the one person who truly maters." "The janitor who lives above the room we meet in?" "Yeah, but not many people know he's also the landlord"

[@austinlove2557]

Anyone else feel like like mark and wade are the kids and bob is the parent that got stuck with them? Lol

[@James-ce6dc]

theyre all a bunch of unsupervised children

[@alyciacayemberg2162]

Mark and Bob take turns being the parent XD

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

I literally have that thought with every vid I watch of the 3 of them mate

[@Cameron-yq5ug]

Wade: “Is easter even a real holiday?” Jesus after rising from the dead: Am I a joke to you?

[@cq4538r]

Yes mystic zombie. Yes you are a joke to me

[@Cameron-yq5ug]

Gun Toting Stylist It was a joke, but since you wanted to take it seriously, Zombies are undead. Jesus rose from the dead. There's a difference

[@TheJoker-ew6lg]

"Sounds of crunching popcorn" don't mind me just have y'alls fight!

[@kimberlyscheyhing9114]

CBGaming so he’s a vampire

[@Cameron-yq5ug]

mincraft lover lol

[@_f1fanatic_586]

Watches intro... Me: I love to watch Mark rage Later... Me: mark scares me when he screams

[@mithrilknightx4681]

Same

[@maskedfrown_6610]

Meh 2

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

I love the pure terror on Mark's face when Bob said there was something behind him

[@hallefulton]

*Sexual noises and grunts* Mark: “cool”

[@DannyGamerXD48]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Didn’t know snacks are also KZbinrs. *That explains the pizza that kept yelling for me to buy it’s merch and subscribe.*

[@toxic_killer101anime4]

LOL

[@ahlogic5960]

1:49

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

This video is basically Mark, Bob and Wade *sitting in a circle, arguing like an old married couple* - _EXACTLY the content I signed up for!_

[@fatty4597]

Minecraft: I AM INEVITABLE! Mark: I aM mArKIPliEr!

[@highunicorn2841]

Lmao

[@donaldwestfall6143]

I love your profile picture.

[@dylanking5701]

Delete ur profile pic

[@sierraparlich0212]

5:08 the face I make when I enter the room and there is a full conversation about me between all my friends.

[@faithlewis1661]

Sierra Linendoll and the face I make at family gathering when I walk into the conversation between my relatives and my name is used 👀

[@gorillanoodles]

Return to your funny comment and this funny video

[@arrrnora]

Beginning: Holidays yaeh. Middle, Bob: THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND YOU! Mark: w-WHAT *Confused screaming*

[@krismilstead4107]

“I just had to get my finger in first, and THEN the rest.” Mark, 2019 Edit: HOW DA HECK I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! 😦

[@inbry]

Markiplier out here giving better sex ed than most American education systems

[@pwrsrg_9133]

.-.

[@georgelkelley]

19:55 “Mark here mark I gotchu” “Give, put it right in my palm” *Bob yeets the lit match across the table* 😂😭😭

[@MidNiteLilac]

6:10 Mark: "Wade is just being selfish." Wade: "I like to think of myself as self confident." Bob: "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident you dumb ass." Me: 🤣🤣

[@beckyh2855]

I was looking for this comment lol this was my favorite part 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@MidNiteLilac]

@@beckyh2855 I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes straight 🤣

[@beckyh2855]

@@MidNiteLilac lol same I also replayed that part several times

[@MidNiteLilac]

@@beckyh2855 Same 😂

[@NukelearFallout]

I don't understand how independence is in any way selfish....

[@moderntactical486]

"The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident" -BOB 2019

[@deliidiane]

Mark in hand simulator: you’re right Mark in Uno: *YOU RIGHT-*

[@calystio1199]

8:41 the way bob raises his hand just cracks me up

[@coreyhirt8125]

I read this as I saw it and nearly fucking died laughing.

[@fireballedbard4620]

Just a blank stare as the hand rises into the sky

[@joemattingly3610]

I personally love that hand simulator put in an alcoholics anonymous thats actually anonymous

[@a15godzilla]

"The true meaning of Christmas" "Is Easter even a real Holiday?"

[@magpaw]

“How’s everyones mental state?” Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@yeetskeet8051]

That is agreed apon Tord

[@reapingseason655]

Lol i miss eddsworld Rip edd

[@djphipps3076]

Men talk stet?

[@pekachu2260]

After seeing the "content" in the beginning, I believe it is safe to say... *_"Same"_*

[@royalyndixon1323]

Mark: "How are you already in squirt mode?" "Um... well... doesn't take much to get me there." -- Wade 2019

[@vegardjohansen9589]

I love how you just see Marks whole face lights up when he first joins the demon baby thing. You can just see that he really loves his creepypasta and horror

[@kc5737]

Previously on Hand Simulator cut to Mark screaming at the top of his lungs.

[@Nikrowe1]

I love hand simulator vids, they are def the most funny. But I do miss prop hunt.

[@ryleealright]

Prop hunt 😔✊

[@Masonason5520]

Yes especially when Jack was with them

[@lillyolpin842]

I actually think it's great that Mark chooses to do something other than minecraft. yeah, i like watching the minecraft playthroughs, but these vids are like a slap of reality and a break from the same stuff. Keep doing what you're doing mark!

[@markolivajaae]

Keep on doing what he is already AND play Minecraft

[@singulipugnarecumbitus1252]

My Christian mom walked in as soon as Wade said: clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do thanks Wade

[@no_bitch]

And he said it while I was reading it-🗿🗿

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

Jesus Christ, that's hillarious dude!! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@utigaraptorRARA]

@@no_bitch He said it a few seconds after I read this lol

[@nicolemini2306]

"You don't need eyes where you are going" Well hello Dark, we've missed you!

[@cwix1223]

“Yeah it’s about how bunnies make a lot of sex” I’m dying 5:02

[@desireeschefman]

Its you in the thumbnail

[@logicalwren2326]

Furry Fetish 2019

[@unoriginaluser575]

I miss Slitheens

[@sakam0t071]

Gaming Master ur mom gay

[@cohenvale6342]

3:00-10:00 lol ok, what if they start doing podcast videos like this?! i'd approve

[@zaielia]

They already have a podcast called 3 Peens in a Podcast. They stream on twitch and fans have archived it here on youtube.

[@cohenvale6342]

@@zaielia Yea and i keep missing it! But not that. I mean during one of their podcast videos, they do it like this. We see em talking thru characters in this game, gmod, minecraft or some other game. Just a weird skit that involves using characters really would be cool 3 Peens Improv!

[@crispyyoda9990]

I want a whole tv show with these three sitting in chairs and arguing

[@gnossiennegymnopedie8554]

Anybody else feel proud that Markiplier still swears? Alot?

[@clobzz]

Cringy Wamen mark wouldn’t be the same if he didn’t swear excessively

[@gnossiennegymnopedie8554]

you right

[@nikispade1350]

I am!

[@electra_is_bored9653]

Markiplier is not Markiplier without A lot of swearing!!!

[@e.l.m7342]

Yeah. He's like Marvel's Deadpool in a community of heros.

[@owliviabelly]

Nobody: Not a soul: Mark: “hAnUkKaH gEtS iN tHe WaY Of MaLl ChRiStMaS”

[@lunarsystem9662]

"I've never even eaten eggs on easter" [T h a t l o o k] 5:05

[@damonthedragon5018]

That's the face of a person whose given up

[@jackool9566]

You should sub to my channel!

[@minnabaru341]

@@jackool9566 No.

[@icravetheforbiddenlamp]

@@jackool9566 hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah no

[@jackool9566]

icravetheforbiddenlamp ouch!

[@munchmongoose]

Tfw you know in-detail how Mark’s First Time *actually* went because you watch Unus Annus

[@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395]

Rip

[@ObdurateUniverse]

That AA meeting was Magical. I'd like to see more costume themed AA videos. Lol, so a mall santa, a rabi and the Easter bunny take a seat in AA Simulator. GO!

[@firelegend2280]

I think need more than just one idea for a videos worth add in cereal killers that are discussing what cereal to buy. GO!

[@darkshadows_1116]

you just want attention,you don't actually know what's going on lmao

[@ObdurateUniverse]

:0 I would so watch a cereal killers Anonymous video, Fire Legend.

[@firelegend2280]

@@darkshadows_1116 I don't think anyone knows what's going on so we might make it more knowable by giving them ideas then they can start to go into madness after that

[@radioactivewolfeditz2639]

"How's everyone mental state" *mark* :I hate everything I feel the same lol

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"How's everyone's mental state?" Mark: I hate everything

[@ryleec8073]

It's honestly terrifying that right as Bob died the first time he lit the match... And the flame slowly died out too

[@naivebone]

9:23: The most interesting part of the AA meeting *by far* 😊

[@tempeperoni]

I died 😂😂😂

[@kimberlyscheyhing9114]

this is the weirdest AA meeting i’ve ever been to

[@caboose5313]

When you are already mad and you snag your shirt on a door handle

[@Isaac-vg3ti]

Mark, of course, creates his character as "hot" as possible. also, 19:11 was terrifying

[@JohnDoe-hi9ep]

Aaah das hot... Das hot

[@spunkyjunkie1111]

@@JohnDoe-hi9ep Ha

[@yeetisloveyeetislife4106]

.

[@Optimusprime56241]

Very spoopy

[@Isaac-vg3ti]

Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; Number one, hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39

[@thecaptainhibana953]

14:25 i lost it he started talking dirty to the damn squirt gun💀💀💀

[@heather8777]

And Mark's little _"What the fuck..."_ just added to it XD

[@thecaptainhibana953]

@@heather8777 i couldn't take thrm serious after that💀💀💀💀

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

I love the fact that Wade has a shaved headed individual as an avatar, and talks about the SS way

[@sondrawilson4430]

Unrelated but one of my many favorite Wade quotes is:"apparently you guys don't worship Satan as well as I do"

[@johboat6872]

It's official Wade's contract with Satan makes him too good at these

[@deocks4872]

“Pleasure’s mine daddy” -SomethingElseYT (Adam) 2 years ago, backstage to Markiplier (Mark)

[@zulnon]

19:11 When you get done arguing and they say some shit under their breath

[@leonolan5409]

the title: Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER the content: hEhE pP gOes iN HoLe hEhE

[@iselfdestrukt7338]

This made me cackle😂😂😂

[@MonkiEatBanana]

Absolutely terrifying.

[@Azarian771]

Markplier: "I'm santa in bahamas..." Me: *Dies while laughing*

[@LorenHelgeson]

I love how they're arguing about how complete Bob's Santa costume is, and all I'm seeing is how his shoulder is clipping through the coat.

[@blazeflamestrike]

7:00 I find it funny that no matter how much Bob turns, his hands stay in the exact same position.

[@theepicderpyrainbow7669]

mark: ok ill squirt my candle *baby points to mark after* mark's mind: that was a bad idea

[@carinas6805]

Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy Pleasure's mine daddy

[@BCZF]

Mark: "You are so selfish!" Wade" "No I'm not I just care about me"

[@Christikolter_]

Wade: (dead eyes) *"I'm still santa."*

[@bakedbeans9247]

This just proves that they can make content just from speaking to each other