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[@BabinSquared]

"You have five days." Five Nights at Granny's.

[@lindsayshanks7555]

FNAG

[@manwell1371]

Audrey Hanchek r/wooooooooooooosh

[@HappyH00ves]

Everything should have a Fnaf version of itself

[@Cnut_the_grape]

@@HappyH00ves Five Nights at Pizza Hut

[@HappyH00ves]

@@Cnut_the_grape YAS!

[@StarlightLancer01]

Markiplier: She's blind, oh she's gotta be blind, she's definitely blind. Granny: I SEE YOU.

[@wildwolf3058]

Mark: ok that's poking holes into 'Granny blind' theory

[@thedeadman1808]

I cant stop laughting 😂😂😂😂

[@elizabeththurman862]

Time?

[@cytolytic]

@@elizabeththurman862 pp

[@taylorsmith1433]

Elizabeth Thurman 14:10

[@felixrowan3740]

Nothing like a bit of Markiplier therapy for when you're feeling sick.

[@Poop56566]

Hope you feel better

[@felixrowan3740]

@@Poop56566 Thank you, appreciate it :) better now!

[@mustafahashmi1173]

@@felixrowan3740 are u better now?

[@michiahethington3142]

Can you imagine tho, Mark bein a therapist?? That would be interesting

[@jacobpop1]

last week i was sick and watched markiplier…

[@silverblaze9049]

It’s almost 11:00 pm, I’m sick, and in the dark watching a five year old video of Markiplier bullying his grandmother. Great times right now

[@robertcortez4956]

Mark: Who is this, Grandpa? Developer: Write that down, write that down!!

[@palpatine152]

Underrated comment 😹

[@zoegara1192]

@@MaxxyWaxxylol underrated reply to a reply

[@tanzplaysgames5349]

Andar Olson underrated reply to that reply to that reply to this reply of the no replying

[@zxhyperr2926]

Tanz Plays Games underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply

[@ss9649]

@@zxhyperr2926 underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.

[@VinRocks]

Normies: "Shotgun." Mark, an intellectual: *G r a n d m a E x t i n g u i s h e r .*

[@shartmeself]

Ah, the ol _granny be gone!_

[@henlo643]

@@sharkify5149 why are you laughing

[@gd_hyung8145]

I FUCKING *WHEEZED* WHEN I READ THIS

[@iolanda_liang]

@louie orfrecio why are you not lmao

[@VinRocks]

He said the words, *I used them.*

[@megafartface]

Mark: Drops a minuscule object 20 meters from Granny's location. Granny: "Now all of China knows you're here."

[@Guillotine_on_you]

We don’t use meter

[@FrexsNotFound]

@@Guillotine_on_you bro who is WE bro is too patriotic

[@Guillotine_on_you]

@@FrexsNotFound the entire us population

[@conkenfinn]

We are we ​@@FrexsNotFound

[@conkenfinn]

Dayum I'm better than Joe Biden

[@phishbon3s]

37:24 - Me: Yay! Mark can take the plank off the door and escape! Mark: Let's go do everything but that!

[@sarasaleh1189]

Real like I don't think he watches other people do that 😭

[@we-are_in-love_with-baby_gronk]

It HOPE This gets lots of comments b and likes❤❤❤❤❤😊

[@we-are_in-love_with-baby_gronk]

@@sarasaleh1189Omg u are the ONLY person that made and comment less than 1 or ago😮

[@shaderu3402]

“My cousin cutting pliers” Comedy gold

[@songbird6414]

Dude... your pfp...

[@manuelmigueltulod8782]

@@songbird6414 ikr

[@BigFry9591]

Oh, NOW I get it!

[@xlivingxdeadgirl]

HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNIII AHAHAHAHAH

[@manuelmigueltulod8782]

@@axlgrant2018 ok (menacingly)

[@brianna_r_larsen_]

I love how mad he is about the master key and how it isnt a "master key"

[@brooklynm-lewis]

listening to him complain was so funny😂 i couldn't stop laughing

[@syifajulini3772]

I rather took the car than the main door

[@denisvlogsovidiu8188]

Stupid.

[@colt9836]

I never actually understood how a master key can work on all doors even though each door has a different lock????

[@salemcorriea5157]

Or maybe granny just didn't get everything put in the master key system before she went insane. Lmao. Or that's what drove her insane.

[@NameWitheldByRequest]

Just mark going “yeah where you at gradma, BOOOM” is priceless

[@NameWitheldByRequest]

Omg wow the really markiplier…woooooooooow

[@adoomi_]

timestamping a markiplier video so you dont have to 0:00 Coming Up... 0:03 Intro 0:20 Settings 0:36 Tips 0:48 Context 1:03 Cutscene 1:46 *Attempt 1* 1:53 *Day 1* 2:48 1st Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Spawn Room *Item in Hand* -- None 2:57 *Day 2* 4:12 2nd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Upstairs (Unspecified) *Item in Hand* -- None 4:21 *Day 3* 6:01 3rd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 1st Bedroom *Item in Hand* -- Brown Cogwheel 6:04 *Day 4* 8:32 4th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Bathroom *Item in Hand* -- None 8:40 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 9:13 5th Death (Game Over) *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Stairs (Main Floor *Item in Hand* -- None 9:22 *G A M E O V E R* 10:10 *Attempt 2* 10:12 *Day 1* 11:19 6th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 2nd Floor *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun Part 11:27 *Day 2* 24:10 7th Death *Progress Made* -- Completed Shotgun, Attached 2 Painting Pieces, Placed Engine Part, Shot Granny Once, Attached Car Battery *Location* -- Stairs (Basement) *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun 24:16 *Day 3* 25:57 8th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Kitchen *Item in Hand* -- None 25:35 *Day 4* 28:37 9th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Twice, Unlocked Playhouse, Attached 1 Painting Piece, Unlocked Attic *Location* -- Attic *Item in Hand* -- None 28:45 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 40:12 10th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Four Times, Used Winch Handle, Unlocked Master Key, Completed Painting, Used Meat, Knocked Down Screwdriver, Unlocked Screw Panel, Unlocked Safe, Cut 1 Wire, Knocked Down Planks, Placed Down Plank, Smashed Camera, Turned Off Fan *Location* -- 2nd Floor (Vent) *Item in Hand* -- None this already took me an hour to do so... there's no way i can finish this ur welcome

[@calumthegreat]

You’re a real one, buddy. I hope you live a happy life :)

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

Dude thanks so much that’s crazy effort

[@crybaby8565]

Thx bro

[@mi1kyuu]

thank you so very much, now i dont have to watch in fear :,)

[@SkyaniSoup]

My guy wrote the entire bee movie script

[@clover-il7tf]

Mark: has hammer Mark: has master key Mark: goes for car route

[@devinm6058]

Mark: has hammer Mark: has sickle

[@jakobyarns4369]

Emma M Mark: joins the soviet union

[@boaoftheboaians]

Союз нерушимый республик свободны....

[@lilie6642]

i would like but i dont wanna ruin the 420

[@sammthewolf]

He would've gotten a secret ending too, because the Easter egg

[@skychildecharlie]

Granny: *Going to kill Markiplier* Markiplier: *shoots Granny* Also Markiplier: I feel bad...

[@iamelmo3596]

LMAO

[@x_nabeeha193]

Our Mark has a conscience U_U

[@enchangfortes2054]

Time?

[@digitaru]

you could just have said "markiplier feels bad for killing granny"

[@Matt-sk1rc]

oh, that's who killed markiplier

[@madison.w8615]

Mark reeling back as if Granny has actually hit him really adds to the experience

[@faerhazar939]

As someone with an APD, turning on subtitles helps me understand a lot of things I'd otherwise miss! With that, whoever does the subtitles for Mark is absolutely lovely :)

[@MM-jf1me]

I absolutely love the subtitles on Mark's older vids; unfortunately, his newer ones just use the computer-generated ones. I think these older subtitles were created when YT users could create and submit their own subtitles.

[@yarnmisery]

im deaf with cochlear implants so that helps a lot for me too

[@Izzyp_cosplay]

I love how the subtitles also add more character vs they newer ones don’t

[@Humanity_gone]

@@yarnmisery YOOOO ME TOO

[@yarnmisery]

@@Humanity_gone didnt the nazis hate deaf people?

[@MistressHorrors]

Mark: "She's blind! She must be blind! That's it!" Granny: "I see you~" Mark: "....."

[@reinholdadam711]

HEHEHEHE

[@emberashes6809]

Well he's screwed

[@buhlook3082]

Hey

[@buhlook3082]

Granny will kill you

[@igi1225]

OH SHET

[@ohno4192]

Mark out of context: "I'm going to beat grandma."

[@salomonsegurapuerta4841]

"i hate granny"

[@Pako023]

@@salomonsegurapuerta4841 What do you mean?

[@Mojojojo9001]

“I’m going to SHOOT grandma”

[@donnalewis4139]

“I am going to shoot grandma in the face”

[@CertifiedWTRPerson]

Pet named steve

[@michiahethington3142]

Hey Mark, tip for future reference: You can lock granny in the sauna and knock her out by turning it on with her in it Also, the teddy goes in the crib

[@Gheorghe69]

I dont think he will play this game again tho

[@vertipop]

@@Gheorghe69 he won’t lol

[@Ertto54]

Did he ever play granny 3 at least?

[@michiahethington3142]

@@Ertto54 That would make for an interesting video

[@michiahethington3142]

@@Ertto54 The Twins is a spin off and has granny & grandpa in it

[@DeadPerfection]

Mark playing a horror game by knocking the monster out and pretty much not letting it remain conscious for more than 30 seconds at a time for an extended period of time is amazing

[@jibraeelawan2191]

Mark: she’s definitely blind. Granny literally a millisecond after: I see you 14:10

[@ahhhh6668]

"That puts a hole in my blind theory"

[@marquis115]

ratio

[@bananaduckyy1116]

@@marquis115 go touch grass

[@Somespideronline]

@@bananaduckyy1116 they probably live in a desert

[@XOCanadianCandeyXO]

lol

[@ivana__amado]

when mark plays granny: *casually plays while granny is chasing him* me when i play granny: *too scared to leave the bedroom*

[@makennacox2926]

Dude meeee, I couldn't bring myself to get out from under the bed 😖

[@thebuckinghamfamliy6460]

Be drinking smart

[@Khanical]

It isn’t that scary, yeah it’s eerie but when you see the jump scares it’s really not that scary, it’s just spooky.

[@kristiroberts3595]

Lol I just get the weapon key and camp

[@ihatehandles]

69 likes we did it

[@timetravelerdmc9809]

mark needs to come back to this game for the 1.8 update and explore all the new additions to the map since he played this

[@Hinta7293]

Btw don’t message that guy i hqve also gotten that message and i don’t trust it

[@JustAdude1701]

He also needs to play the third game

[@chlaco2005]

Question: where the hell do I play this game on pc?

[@timetravelerdmc9809]

@@chlaco2005 idk now, since the dev took the products off steam or someone did

[@kennethwebster8882]

@@chlaco2005 you cant get it on steam anymore so you will have to get a pirated version unless they add it back.

[@jololala297]

38:12 I love how the more he looks around, the more he realises he's completely done

[@silverproductions76]

Mark: I'm not a masochist! *Mark looks at a bear trap* Mark: Those look fun

[@TheNutsMan]

He even walks into them multiple times

[@_Suna_8066]

What u guys dont play with bear traps at yo grammas house 😦

[@meuryduran4583]

…

[@lazuliisanidiot]

@@_Suna_8066 LMAOOO

[@milkandcherries9534]

@@_Suna_8066 Oh I always go to my grandma’s house and she teaches me the best ways to get the most pain out of bear traps.

[@JosinDroplet]

Mark: EWWWWW DON'T KISS ME!! *A few moments later* Mark: SPANK ME Grandma

[@vBrandtKidsv]

Tamera 4Names 21:08

[@r.i.pxongexob8372]

@@heystankpop2317 stupid

[@Max-ek3kf]

he's got a nice relationship there

[@joanpuckett9330]

Azadraerww drq tea ijdqspllljcasngzf!😗😗

[@joanpuckett9330]

@@heystankpop2317 aaczaxazxxaeeg Zaa z

[@callmebymyname5843]

Mark: "I'm about to beat grandma." Also Mark: *Opens door* "Nope." *Closes door*

[@androidaxolotl8311]

21:25 I don't know why, but that series of events was hilarious. Mark drunkenly hits his head on the ceiling trying to go up the stairs. Then, he stumbles off the staircase INTO A BEARTRAP. Then, he fumbles his shotgun onto the stairs, which procedes to block his attempts to get out of the beartrap.

[@floppalover2326]

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent* g r a n d m a!!!

[@jacksonh.552]

When?

[@standiusstudios1278]

g r a n d m a m a!!!!

[@robinrita9007]

*loads lmg with religious intent*

[@tastydeathcaps8608]

your picture makes this 5x funnier

[@thetrueknight5445]

its a wild Some random Cat!

[@niamhdwyer5237]

Love that he picked up the teddy bear, the KEY TO A MUCH HARDER GAME MODE, and decided to guillotine it. 👍

[@angelo_runs]

When you died it cut to the Burger King ad 💀

[@zeker1382]

Mark: "she must be blind!!" Granny: "I seeee you" Mark: (•_•) 14:12

[@twistedandTangledYoyos]

I just say this comment the other ones above this one 👁️👄👁️

[@zeker1382]

@@twistedandTangledYoyos i agree my other one wasnt clever enough apparently

[@twistedandTangledYoyos]

@@zeker1382 lol

[@natasharenteria6239]

Lol

[@jillenesanders3052]

Meep

[@atomiccupcake_]

*Mark shoots granny* Mark: “Granny come back I miss what we had”

[@jadeguajardo8313]

Time stamp?

[@thebigtoad]

@@jadeguajardo8313 28:09 and 29:30

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

@@thebigtoad Thank you 🖤🖤

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

I think Mark is as equally insane as Medic from tf2

[@rage-wr3jd]

*BoOm🔫*

[@gabriel--valencius9741]

49:07 the way Mark insult granny while she get shoot 🤣

[@Grandpa-kun]

anyone else watching this in 2024 lol

[@POTATAKING]

Yup and watching Minecraft at the same time

[@sweetsongtalks]

*raises hand*

[@sophiascouten3832]

Mee 🤭

[@art23428]

​@@POTATAKINGmine craft for little kids

[@ericdeyoung543]

Yes, but I've watched it dozens of times before. 😆

[@Mystreek]

*"old people are the greatest, they're full of wisdom and experience"* Granny: **hits you with a stick**

[@JTWatts-rq6zb]

*WE ARE NOT CAVEMAN. We have the technology*

[@mesodumb8629]

XD

[@Rjinthefridge]

Mystreek wiSdOm sTiCk

[@igi1225]

Baseball sticc*

[@xd_Death]

Mystreek it’s a bat

[@aesonlam8113]

Alternate Title: Markiplier getting bullied by Grandma for 56 minutes straight

[@JayyStillPlays]

This is perfect🤣🤣😭

[@deadchannel5933]

56 minutes and 9 seconds*

[@struck2112]

Beautiful pfp tobi is superior

[@struck2112]

@Crotchwhistle Purple also a good pfp :)

[@LTWGaming]

@@deadchannel5933 8 seconds

[@audreyalexander5018]

if you put captions on at 6:33 then it says (Giggling) (demons being released)

[@sujo9416]

My whole family watched this on xmas and we were all screaming and laughing. Thank you markiplier

[@jxck_smth9779]

AWWWWW, thats nice! :))

[@ayana9186]

Mark: giggling Subtitles: *demons being released*

[@floppi3587]

💀

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

☠️

[@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697]

Wait when-

[@simplekidoo3500]

@@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697 6:34

[@whatamisupposedtotwerk4697]

@@simplekidoo3500 thanks!

[@JustinY.]

This is why you always eat what Grandma gives you

[@IvanMoreno-uy2dq]

True :hahahhahahahahahbahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha strawberri lemonade too sad 😔

[@strawberrilemonade8791]

Dammit you came before me

[@fayebulousmonica2823]

hey justin found you again :)

[@stevensegal6290]

@@strawberrilemonade8791 😏 😂lol

[@mimiAnime1]

Oh hi lmao

[@BabyShark-yg6to]

I think I’m addicted to this video. I can’t stop rewatching it. Shows how good an entertainer Mark is!

[@Nightcraft1987]

Same here

[@littlespacesuit]

It's one of my comfort watches, too!

[@celestialsrose]

samee, this one and the one where he plays granny 2 lol

[@dezransom5051]

0:50 "Get out of there! Who is this grandpa?" Little did he know grandpa was evil too

[@AzzyPaper]

"'Granny is now gone for 2 minutes and 30 seconds'" "That's all I get??" - mark people playing on extreme difficulty getting 15 seconds:

[@trollcrimson6349]

I'm ur 69th like

[@AzzyPaper]

@@trollcrimson6349 yoooo

[@amandamizer9921]

@@trollcrimson6349 I'm his 96th like

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172]

I'm the 99th like.

[@wiixii5391]

im the 105th like

[@jazbennett6206]

Fun fact for those who don’t know: the teddy bear has 3 uses. 1) you can use the bear to track granny- you’ll be able to hear a heartbeat if granny is near 2) If u place the bear in the baby crib, “slenderina” a ghost will appear 3) if granny see’s slenderina appear, she disappears and runs away

[@peppermintliv]

thank you

[@xxpiredcheez4432]

the slendrina Easter egg only works on extreme difficulty

[@bernardomiguelgamer5295]

@@xxpiredcheez4432 No,it can be done on any difficulty

[@user-tq9gy9ob6o]

yes but when you pick up the teddy granny knows where you are 24/7

[@gmammadzada]

Thank you! I knew the first two but I didn't know the last

[@ChristianDelgado-lp1ot]

Who still watching

[@user-lu3lg8by2q]

Me

[@dono_rich570]

Same

[@slendertv3616]

@@dono_rich570fr

[@Superpowerinc]

Me

[@L0rdRamzes]

Meeeeee

[@user-fy4jl1us7p]

5 years ago and I’m remembering how I used to love watching people play these classics as a kid ❤

[@4ng3e]

The way Mark shoots Granny with so much passion and hatred but also a victorious feeling is just too funny

[@ligamaballaz]

268 like no comments? Let's fix that I agree Lol

[@4ng3e]

@@ligamaballaz lmao 💀

[@user-zi9hx9es9x]

You are not wrong though

[@joeebiden_]

mark: last day last chance last try we got this baby the video: has 20 minutes left me: *somethings wrong, i can feel it*

[@ahira4369]

Lol

[@ceanwee5258]

@@LEXOXDE 41:23

[@meep387]

*It’s just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen*

[@simpformidoriya9658]

@@meep387 And I don't know what

[@CasterMation]

@@simpformidoriya9658 And if that means what I think it means we're in trouble, big trouble.

[@MashaDumb]

5 years ago.. wow.. i used to watch markiplier when i was a kid.. time flies fast

[@yuuriahl]

Hello Neighbour shoulda taken notes from this game now THIS is how you make a grown man shit himself

[@art-iculatelycatastrophic8311]

Slender: Made people afraid of the woods Fnaf: Made people afraid of robots Batim: Made people afraid of cartoons Baldi's basics: Made people afraid of school/ teachers Dead Space: made people afraid of space Granny: Made people afraid of grandmas...

[@child-ish8439]

Thought i could think of something clever to say but i failed

[@_.hopty-loptys._]

Lol true

[@DannyFreddy]

Damn, this comment really makes me think of my history with horror games. Slender was *the* game that introduced me to love the horror genre, and is also what got me to start watching mark in 2013...Good times

[@littledevildarlinx9441]

U forgot baldis basics: Made people afraid of school

[@battleduty101]

Me: made people afraid of me

[@kashmello]

6:46 _Local hostage found in woodland cabin proclaims to rescuers that he’s “about to throw down with grandma”_

[@happyd150]

Lol

[@Among-Us-logo-wi6nb]

Lmao

[@hermansfood]

*holy*

[@st4rdyy]

LMFAOOO

[@infinite_lighting8471]

Funniest comment ever 😂😂

[@anonymoussupporter1758]

Damn. . . five years ago.

[@emmapace-in4wc]

The good old memories

[@DexStarrTheManiac]

“Gender is whats in ur pants!!” Granny: *pulls out a comical amount of beartraps*

[@herballattes1007]

*This is why you respect your elders*

[@JunoAndIce]

Is that you Chillindude?

[@Z.O.1991]

Unless they're assholes, like my grandma was.

[@gabewilliamson6230]

You respect them or you get beat and eaten.

[@jimbyjambo8680]

@@Z.O.1991 same dude

[@christianthompson3526]

Who does if they kill you

[@kexard]

I like how Mark actually reacts to the “deaths” as if they’re actually happening to him. He tilts his head in reaction when she bats him. He started a panicked shouting when he fell through the floor. When he gets caught in a bear trap, he groans as if he’s feeling a sustaining pain.

[@elevateios]

He sacred

[@tf2asmr995]

It's the art of videomaking, he really puts effort in these videos.

[@Suo_kongque]

Subversive sound does wonders

[@pathfinder2720]

Understandable.

[@EliIsDumb]

Whenever jenos from paladins uses his ult (death beam that goes through walls) i lean in my chair while dodging it. People do cute things playing games xD

[@syse3491]

"A gun! Gonna load the grandma extinguisher." A GUN WITH ONE BULLAT

[@SantoMaria777]

Mark's newfound confidence from "Granny's medicine" killed me🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@That_Girl_is_fly]

I love how he gets so confident in his plans and 2.5 seconds later he is screaming because it failed. Thats our Mark

[@galacticlava1475]

Yes

[@keilyestevez7362]

Keily

[@unknowneffect9833]

you figured he’d be able to concentrate since he takes adderall but nah he forgets everything 5 sec later 😂😂

[@HashiraYuki]

Mitsuri kanroji🤨

[@mickliguori1597]

So true

[@godlyglitched1423]

At the first 10 minutes Mark's crawling and hiding every second, 30 minutes in, he be running and shooting grandma every second.

[@RJ-rp8yd]

Went from Outlast to Resident Evil.

[@MilkLover-ql7vz]

Underrated Reply😂

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172]

@@RJ-rp8yd Went from Hide N Seek to Paintball

[@anxygls6209]

The evolution of Markiplier

[@annavg7294]

fr XD

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

All deaths: -First week: 2:48 4:13 6:00 8:32 9:13 9:36 - Game Over -Second week: 11:18 24:09 25:27 28:37 40:12 41:25 41:45 - Game Over -Third week: 45:16 Last death

[@Du01428]

Hello

[@Y2_ukki]

Watching markiplier is a whole norther way of healing when you're sick or feeling down. Love this channel. I hope it helps everyone ❤

[@AzathothLives]

This game looked really cheap on a surface level, but it has way more puzzly aspects to it than I was expecting. I was first thinking it would be like "Find the 8 Shotgun Pieces! Hu-hoy!" But no, there are like six different puzzles all with their own pieces. The real mystery is why your character apparently only has one arm and no pockets. I mean, hell. Those keys I could even hold between my teeth if I had to.

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

Turns out you are a skinny dipping amputee and the flashlight is in your mouth

[@myriadpro1641]

@@mr.miscellaneous9144 XD

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

@@myriadpro1641 glad I could amuse you 🤣

[@stanley5483]

actually his first hand is holding the flashlight. remember at the beginning?

[@oceanman7176]

@@mr.miscellaneous9144 shove the keys up your ass

[@yahyeet2518]

Mark: It’s on baby I’ve got this We’ve got this Me: *checks how much time is left* he don’t got this

[@cookiebombcasualemail5284]

Aged like milk

[@AppleOfThineEye]

We're gla- WE GOT-

[@Uncle_Hargle]

ITS GOT

[@yahyeet2518]

@@Uncle_Hargle WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[@skyeneall3358]

Well he sorta had enough time because he had like what? 20 mins left or something?

[@zoedear8051]

Nobody: Nothing: Not even a soul: Mark: I lOvE yOu GrAnDmA! gRaNdMa I lOvE yOu!

[@p3acc3_]

Markiplier: " *YEAHHHH.. GRANDMA YOU STUPID LADY YOU LITTLE STUPID LADY-* " Granny: " *Ok- so i took that personally-* "

[@courtneyscn9216]

mark: *sets* *difficulty* *to* *easy* also mark: grandma won't be able to get me, no sir, no creaky floorboards, she won't be able to get meeee me: *sees* *that* *there'es* *46* *minutes* *left* *thinks* *to* *myself* : yeah okay mark

[@faridhaaulia2385]

I laugh in solid 1 minute XD

[@ixsodubsonly683]

XD XDDDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@cureofcoronavirus6460]

Your profile pic is very innoppropiate

[@i.l.9151]

@@cureofcoronavirus6460 Inappropriate?¿

[@cureofcoronavirus6460]

@@i.l.9151 I can't believe there is a person who don't know the meaning of innapropriate

[@bababooey8277]

I remember when everyone was playing granny. good times.

[@sharkythesillypuppet]

I still play Granny and there's a Granny game on Roblox that I play alot too, its alot of fun 🥰

[@benmoore8718]

@@sharkythesillypuppet Me too like you i do same as you.

[@skulldude101]

@@sharkythesillypuppet ugh who plays the roblox crap version when you got the steam version

[@marcybaby9160]

@@skulldude101 People who can't buy games. Easy answer. Not everyone has the ability to buy things online (even if you have in-person cash).

[@marcybaby9160]

@@skulldude101 I get what you mean though... I'd rather play the original versions of a lot of games on Roblox to be honest. Just not really accessible to me.

[@violetscrypt]

14:00 Mark: She _is_ blind! She must be blind, she must be blind! She’s gotta be blind. That’s gotta be the thing, she’s blind. Granny: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@x0xsl]

m:"shes blind for sure" g:"I SEE YOUUUU"

[@ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647]

Mark: she’s gotta be blind- Grandma: I see you Mark: well that definitely pokes some holes-

[@ciaranscl]

Cuteness_ Overload- -“in my blind theory”

[@pricey70]

Guess you could say at the end he was AUDI!

[@Genshin_addict-Tae]

Love ur izuku pfp- sorry random-

[@dazaigutz]

Cuteness_ Overload- mha is overrated

[@Genshin_addict-Tae]

@@dazaigutz no it's not- but Naruto will definitely always be my favorite- 😔✊

[@_imreally_bored7464]

Grandma's out of the nursing home and off her meds

[@twitchdemon]

ilike hugs that comment just made my day

[@abhisheksalimath9589]

welcome to 'off the meds podcast' everybody

[@Dancella]

kinda off topic but tododeku and kiribaku skjskssdkd

[@dontpanic6349]

You have great taste in ships

[@abhyalvarado8222]

Your profile pic and your username? I love that. Nice :'>

[@MidnightVCoco]

4:45 is my favorite part of the video

[@derraldinhosmith6952]

23:20 Made me laugh so hard Mark: Oh grandma you don't wanna test me... Wait where's my gun? Granny:*giggles* Mark: OOH GRANDMA NOOO!!

[@redcobra7707]

Hearing this without any sort of context would be like if Granny stole the gun 😂

[@dccaleb5529]

“Last day, last chance, last try, here we go baby. It’s on baby! It’s on baby! I’ve got this! We’ve got this! I’ve got this!” Narrator: He, in fact, did not have this.

[@karenvanderwatt7718]

nice try ha ashol

[@amanibob1416]

"-And that's when he knew... He'd fawked up!" Insert corny jingle here:

[@larrytoons6220]

Its got this! we got this.....wegoclea we GAAAAA

[@Abthcrab]

Karen van der watt asshole*

[@stuff8135]

"Maybe I can shoot grandma."- Markiplier 2018

[@aidanthedestroye7742]

@happydays 116 r/whoooooosh

[@Dins_Fire]

Yuri - Literature Club r/IhaveReddit

[@torbenbott6872]

Doesn't this scenario seem familiar?

[@henessyseanryenhortelano127]

Crossbow and shotgun :P

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Top 10 greatest anime quotes of all time

[@choose_optimism_rams]

51:58 fact: bats can actually see, they're not blind (they might have bad eye sight) but they have more better hearing, so they use their ears for lots of stuff. I know, people, you might know this already, then just ignore this comment if you already know this fact. I'm just reminding Mark at this time stamp that bats aren't actually blind. And I know 'blind as a bat' is something people say to things or people that they're blind but I'm just saying facts and I might sound like a smart ass and all, but that's how I am, I say the truth. (Sometimes I'll lie, but I'm honest most of the time!)

[@varuunbadree]

I know but i thought they have a bad sight cuz they mostly fly at night If thats the cause

[@michiahethington3142]

Wait til he finds the secret out about the sauna.... lol

[@Something_36]

I see you

[@CAMELOT331]

What happens at Grandma's. Stays at Grandma's.

[@rthaqi3668]

What happens in Africa, stays in Africa.

[@CAMELOT331]

@@rthaqi3668 Except for HIV. That comes with you everywhere.

[@rthaqi3668]

@@CAMELOT331 Your wrong. FBI is coming with you everywhere too, but HIV is much safer for me in me opinion

[@spacylord320]

yep

[@KoDeezylove]

Grandma fight to the death

[@cookiesam321]

my favorite thing about this is how long it takes Mark to realize he doesn’t have to drop the vase

[@WTTDoesGeography]

Same

[@Addieponder]

I know right

[@ShindomonToo]

14:23 "wow just casually toss that out of ur pants" got me lol

[@AirQuotes2962]

Funny how you mentioned Granny being blind, I believe that under the stairs there's actually pepper spray as a weapon that can blind her. Edit: Apparently this version of the game was before they added the pepper spray. Also, I find it impressive that (even though it took you more than a few tries) you went from a noob to understanding the majority of the puzzles in this version within the span of a single video. Great job, man!

[@routeterror1236]

I love when he picks up a weapon and then calls her name in such a happily way like he just can’t wait to see her again to use it “oh Grandma!”

[@saltysalmoling8055]

Sounds a lot like dream whenever he has an advantage.

[@swagaturtle6967]

"I'm about to beat grandma." Mark 2018

[@kylehallman1283]

"Grandma's bout to get shot!" Mark 2018

[@blueblob8288]

You mean granny not grandma

[@swagaturtle6967]

@@kylehallman1283 lol yes she is

[@goldengirl20044]

6:45 Mark:I’m about to beat up grandma! Also mark:*hears noise* NOPE!

[@goldengirl20044]

i know your not any KZbinr I watch you texted me to many times now so stop harassing me

[@cameronmiller3278]

@@goldengirl20044 it’s a bot

[@goldengirl20044]

@@cameronmiller3278 I know

[@Lucifer_Kingofhell]

Yeah I hate those bots they suck

[@matitOther_4760]

4:33 "i've got so much brain damage!" 💀

[@t-the-bawnbawn2663]

36:08 Mark finds his cousin, Cuttingpliers

[@TheScarletKing-sh6iu]

Oh my god I a huge fan I love fnaf games

[@barry8871]

@@TheScarletKing-sh6iu what??

[@yxngkarim]

FlyDreams hes tripping

[@Timque]

yxngkarim *don’t do kids, drugs*

[@willow880]

Toy Bonnie i....i only got the joke when you said it in comments...it completely went over my head watching the video XD

[@johnnywalker5788]

Mark: "She's gotta be blind, she can't see this." Granny: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

[@little_lil_lee9069]

Granny: Imma about to end this mans life

[@AmyJo2138]

@@little_lil_lee9069 with my power to see and smack him with a bat

[@little_lil_lee9069]

@@AmyJo2138 😂

[@nicky23anims68]

LOL i heard your comment in FNAF hahhahahhah

[@serenaschumann2052]

W Meeeerrrryyy

[@alexiagxx]

cant believe it's been 4 years since this video. still one of my favorites :')

[@Something_36]

Ich wil nicht

[@makaylamcvey6223]

Hubby has just left me for 2 hours and this is what I'm gonna watch. Markiplier videos

[@ArkanStrata]

Mark: "she's gotta be blind!" Granny: "I see you!!" EVERY TIME MAN

[@bladevaxxermh1059]

Arkan lol

[@ZpectreWasTaken]

Intro: Be quiet. She hears everything. Mark: just wanna make sure I’m juggling everything

[@thegamerempire9546]

Zpectre 22:46

[@ispendssomuchtimeonpinterest]

i was rewatching this and i just realized where the song I sang for a good 50% of my most recent deployment came from "I don't know whats happening I don't know whats going on" Thanks for the wicked ear worm mate

[@loopblox5839]

i like how he is so confident on 10:28 in the video.

[@JTWatts-rq6zb]

*THIS GRANNY AIN'T BAKING COOKIES NO MORE*

[@kermitspillsthetea5840]

OMG YESSS

[@devilboi6559]

Ikr

[@christdisciple7494]

😁

[@Bobboi]

Well I don't like her now then

[@sadiemoore2521]

NOOOOOOOOOO, GRANDMA WHY........ D:

[@xKatatonicx]

Be quiet. Granny hears everything...I have to repeat myself to my grandma at least 5 times -__-

[@misterflowah4802]

Nah your grandma is just trolling you

[@xKatatonicx]

Cute Fatty Probably. She’s got a twisted sense of humor like that lol

[@XOXO-UMBRA]

honestly this is me when I’m staying with my grandma for dome reason. she’s not like granny at all but I’m terrified to wake her up while I’m walking around in the middle of the night because I’m afraid she’ll think I’m an intruder and shoot me. I feel like this was just me tell you in a paragraph that I’m terrified of my 87 year old grandmother-

[@Zshortsmaker]

This is what you need to beat the spider part: Shotgun (loaded up) Special Key. (optional) Granny is killed. First, you need to unlock the 3rd floor with the Special Key, Secondly, you need to have the shotgun loaded in your hand, if its not loaded, then there will be ammo on the table near the stairs. Thirdly, you need to make sure the spider is chasing you, aim it at the spider, and shoot it. Lastly, get to the cabinet, and get whats inside! Hope this helped Mark! (PS: your my fav youtuber)

[@Visiroll]

Bro I think you're 4 years late

[@SwellSpinel]

Every time Mark dies/gets knocked out 1:38 (cutscene) (hit by Granny) 2:48 (hit by Granny) 4:12 (hit by Granny) 6:00 (hit by Granny) 8:32 (hit by Granny) 9:13 (hit by Granny) 9:35 (kissed by Granny) 11:18 (fell through the floor) 24:10 (hit by Granny) 25:27 (hit by Granny) 28:38 (bit by asshole spider) 40:12: (hit by Granny) 41:26 (hit by Granny) 41:45 (beheaded by Granny) 45:16 (hit by Granny)

[@hyperbatmapping7817]

Thank you. You save my heart attack.

[@SwellSpinel]

@@hyperbatmapping7817 no problem

[@hat7475]

Damn when did Steven gave Spinel a phone-

[@SwellSpinel]

@@hat7475 i stole it

[@gabegillespie8172]

You forgot one at 45:20