Step Brothers: You Want to Punch Me (MOVIE SCENE)

[@relaxationstation7634]

Derek selling that house before the housing market crash in 2008 was really the best thing he has ever done

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

Could have rode the storm and got more now… oh wait bidens in charge and the economy is down the toilet again

[@relaxationstation7634]

@@JackSmith-kp2vs bro. PLEASE stay in school. The housing market crash was in 2008. Biden was in the White House at the END of that year - as the VP. Your boy, Trump, wasn't even a joke at the White House Dinner Correspondence Dinner yet.

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

@relaxation station I was referring to the dire state of the economy now under the Biden administration

[@zzDevotion]

@@JackSmith-kp2vsAnd dire it is.

[@todddollasign5635]

@@zzDevotion idk I can get toilet paper pretty easily now, remember finding it pretty difficult to get some in March 2020

[@Merk-Legend]

He just climbed in their treehouse and insulted the shit out of them for no reason xD

[@booqrdoit9138]

He was just feeling a little spacey

[@23evulp8]

thats why he got punched. can't insult a man in his own treehouse

[@ChartreuseDan]

He just really wants a slice of toast and he's taking it out on other people

[@fresh_vertices]

he literally went there to offer Brennan a job. He said it. Pay attention, idiot.

[@carlmoore6466]

Yeah sounds like normal behavior from an older brother.

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

"DANE COOK, PAY PER VIEW, 20 MINUTES, LETS GO!! " No wonder why his wife hates her life lmao

[@Lorenzo3K]

Hey man Dane Cook isn't that bad said noone 🤣🤣🤣

[@kinnexion]

@@Lorenzo3K all I could think of when I read your comment was that line from Conor McGregor "I'd like to take this chance to apologize....... to absolutely nobody!" 😂

[@Lorenzo3K]

@@kinnexion Right? It ain't throwing shade if it's true 😂😂😂

[@kinnexion]

@@Lorenzo3K I mean, who tf would pay per view Dane cook? Who is that insane? 😂😂😂

[@toordal]

@@Lorenzo3K Dane Cook had one funny tiny part: "the Waffler". That was the peak for him, unfortunately.

[@seeitsjay]

"I haven't had a carb since 2004" the way he delivered that line killed me

[@daeryxaqueryx]

Which is weird because he's visibly drinking a Heineken beer.

[@seeitsjay]

@@daeryxaqueryx lmfaoo I never noticed that, honestly makes it even better🤣

[@chomnabngen6937]

Dudes been eating ice and air.

[@93geter]

Clearly a body double for those abs😂,😂

[@HollerAtcherBoi]

@@93geter nah man that’s totally real

[@GreatSpaceToaster]

Adam Scott played such a good douchebag here, it was kinda jarring to me when he played the very endearing Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation. He was great in both roles.

[@inohaveshirt]

No, this is no way in hell Ben Wyatt. That was Ben's evil twin, who grew up in wisconsin.

[@sourkoyote]

It literally took me so long to like him in Parks & Rec because I hated him so bad here lol

[@hisammy3969]

@@inohaveshirt got to agree with you on this one. different people entirely.

[@lpjzfan05]

Ice clown earns his ice crown by bankrupt with ice town

[@geewizrick5735]

Severance muy bueno 👍

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

I remember watching this movie when it first came out. Everyone in the theater was dying of laughter before the opening credits were finished. Good times

[@holeindanssock156]

I literally cried from laughing out loud in the theatre, jack astors party

[@thejayman1886]

Oh yeah I saw it in theatres too, and I can attest to this. When he said "punch me in the fucking face!" And got smacked right on the teeth... my favourite part of the movie. He totally got what was coming to him! Don't mess with the man who has nothing to lose....

[@tylercloutier4874]

I wished I would’ve made experience this in theatres😂

[@cadeguydon6043]

They don’t make movies like this no more

[@jamesharden8033]

2008 lol

[@roguesheep3083]

"He asked me to" 😆 his wife was too funny in this

[@MagRes50Cal]

She was funny in "The Goods" too.

[@jacobbaranowski]

" I like to live in there, I will do it for hir...it's seemed okay 👌....what? ... I will flow you into the basts of Avalon if that is what you mean "

[@danielward8645]

i wonder how many takes it took for John C Reilly to be able to keep a straight face through all of that? The kiss would have been my breaking point if not before

[@BlackDiamond2718]

I love her so much

[@Bob-fj7lr]

"You know what I mean? ...Masturbate"

[@siobhandolores]

Richard Jenkins doesn't get enough credit for how hilarious he is in this film

[@dropkickirish4449]

Yeah. Derp derp Academy Award Oscar derp derp genius.

[@tylertilwick6852]

Or as an actor in general. He’s phenomenal in the show Dahmer on Netflix

[@TgadsVEVO]

I feel the same about Michael Keaton in the Other Guys. You could make a tv show out of his character

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

..."you can just live there." I love how she says that, like it's no big deal and she'd be happy to do it.

[@James-rx9wd]

I love that derrick answers his brother after he gets punched in his face, when he asked him you know what’s good for shoulder pain lol

[@Lymbe06]

Yep😂 it’s the little things that make this movie great.

[@LiberalsSmellBad]

*if you lick my butthole*

[@thelonetacoj6487]

No matter how smart or how much money you make, there’s no replacing you as the younger brother lol!

[@healtc5069]

This movie is straight gold.

[@Plathismo]

Adam Scott is just flawlessly despicable in this. Great performance.

[@hd-xc2lz]

"Honey- Dane Cook- pay per view- twenty minutes- LETS GO." Excellent script for Adam as well.

[@placebojesus5652]

I remember all the male tryhard douchebag/future frat-boy douche types at my high school loving the hell out of Dane Cook back then, it was such a perfect bellwether for identifying douche types like Adam Scott’s character here lol definitely helped weed out the actual cool people from the lame douches lol.

[@aleksandarradovanovic8496]

It's the haircut. Horrible

[@mr.h4294]

He actually had to take breaks because hes quite literally Ben Wyatt irl

[@Vampsidenorman]

He nailed it !

[@JonesySurvived]

Knowing that Adam Scott is so likeable in person makes his performance in this film all the more impressive. He did such a great job of being a douchebag.

[@Garanon5]

I was rewatching this just now and thinking about his Parks and Rec character being so sweet and how jarring of a difference that character is lol

[@jeffreyglenellen1188]

He's awesome

[@Nantosuelta]

A lot of actors who are very kind people in real life play very good douchebags or psychos. Look at Hannibal Lector, Anthony Hopkins is such a nice person

[@juliusvogel4834]

And James Gandolfini aswell

[@hush3956]

@@Nantosuelta its that pent up rage that builds in kind people

[@GrippeeTV]

“Whatcha lookin at Kimo Sabi?” Shit gets me every single time

[@matty_isthemotto]

You wanna punch me right now

[@markmaish7173]

I like that both (real) brothers use that line.

[@DemocracyManifest]

Ke-mo sah-bee

[@LiberalsSmellBad]

I always heard that as King Wasabi when I watched this as a kid lol

[@fudge6999]

2:21 the most hilarious cut. I never noticed it until now how hilarious it is because you can tell it's two different actors.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Fruit Punch

[@mgavin7451]

You never knew?!? The fuck

[@bradfaulkner9597]

Thanks captain obvious

[@angelface9548]

lmao you really think adam scott has abs like those ?? lol he’s probably be a model instead of an actor if he did lmao

[@JBrotsis1]

@@angelface9548 dumb comment right here ^

[@zachshaw951]

Kathryn Hahn with an award worthy performance

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

No.

[@ChiefBlue4298]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408yes.

[@veggiemetal7812]

"Hasn't had a carb since 2004." *Drinking a beer throughout this scene which is full of carbohydrates* 😂

[@toordal]

Also basically liquid estrogen so another reason why his wife hates her life. He has less sex drive than she does.

[@LiberalsSmellBad]

@@toordalyup probably doesn’t even touch his wife and he treats her like dog shit I can see why she cheated on him and fell in love with the first man to knock him on his ass

[@chelseadecarlo2062]

Thanks for pointing that out lol!😂 makes it even funnier

[@nickyeayea7257]

I assumed he meant a machine with a carburator.

[@davelospinoso9022]

"I haven't had a carb since 2004" "Takes a sip of his Heineken"

[@chrisr5909]

Beer doesn’t count.

[@kingofthedead333]

beer dont count

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

It’s gluten free

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

@@chrisr5909 well it does

[@kingofthedead333]

@@Kloppsserialbottlers no

[@chrismclain4543]

Dude smoked a doobie and climbed all the way up there just to roast the shit out of them 😂😂😂

[@RockSmithStudio]

Then proceeds to get punched in the face, crash down the treehouse, and have his wife get the hots for a same guy who just punched him in the face 😂

[@lelandcarpenter8181]

And get knocked the fuck back down lmao.

[@ianmangham4570]

Living The Dream 😮

[@_good_for.]

Awesome

[@anxioussamurai9017]

Dane Cook! Pay-per-view! 20-minutes! LET'S GO!

[@colehicks71]

i read that exactly when he said it, it was perfect

[@MartyMcFly88]

@Acey Flamez my favorite quote! LMAO 🤣 Kills me every time

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Please no

[@jbellamy83]

I say that exact line to my wife every time either her or the kids are making us run late. LOL!

[@miktmikleson4891]

I love how Derek falls out of the tree house and just starts yelling mom

[@jasonnester9514]

What’s funny is he said he had carbs in years but yet he was drinking a beer

[@thebignacho2]

Zero carb beer 🤣

[@jasonnester9514]

@@thebignacho2 lololol

[@fanglee498]

He obviously meant shit like bread rice and pasta. Nobody counts beer

[@Meltedcheese567]

But yet

[@Meltedcheese567]

@@fanglee498 Beer absolutely counts

[@EliasWolf77]

Dude calls his biological son a slur then the dad responds by calling him son lol

[@justfriccoff3363]

Ok?

[@rw7975]

@@justfriccoff3363 "If I make snide little comments on other people's comments... then I'll get the attention I deserve... yeah..."

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@rw7975lol ratoied that boy

[@LiberalsSmellBad]

We get it the dad is a piece of shit lol

[@28AccountsRemoved]

Retard isn't a slur retard

[@BigDaddyTony24]

1:08 the dads hand slap always makes me laugh

[@SaveTheKidsD2P]

This film should be studied for its greatness . Most quotable movie ever.

[@xxsgt_stadinko]

4:57 the way she breaks down, damn that’s makes me cry laughing every time🤣🤣

[@Mordorer]

It seemed okay… 😂

[@crazycomicguy5063]

Its crazy now, cause that's Agatha from Wandavision

[@BenvolioCapulet9]

@@gundome12blondes with bangs and crazy - this is a specific type whom I too have enjoyed being with

[@Heller103085]

The mom mommmmm yelling cracks me up cause its still like a kid

[@DavidMyrmidon]

The Funniest thing about that whole scene, was him calling their mother. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewriley7826]

Classic younger brother. Tattles to his mommy.

[@jamesbutler8821]

I think this is the most perfect comedy movie ever made. Every actor is perfect for the role and every line is hysterical hysterical.

[@darkaquatus]

Right hand to God, best kiss in cinema history.

[@artselevatorsgamingbeyond6644]

3:11 I love how Dale just went along with his thoughts! 😆😂 That’s what you get for being cocky and overconfident, Derek!

[@TheScribe1.0]

He did ask for it.

[@kmjsmith]

"Please... just do it for me...." "What's happening...?" 😂😂😂

[@JJsiN84]

Just please turn into a little ball so you can live in my vagina! Lol

[@Cognitoman]

lol it’s funny

[@jackdoe552]

Every actor in this scene just kills it.

[@thesloppyjoes]

The best kiss in movie history.

[@chrisbalsamo968]

I’ve seen this movies at least 8 times and it still makes me lol. Every time I watch!

[@dohope4554]

every actor put their all into this movie and it shows. you can tell they truly understand who their characters are on a profound level and their dynamic relationships with each other. amazing performances 👏 worthy of a cult following. and hilarious!!

[@pepepombal6448]

Every bit of this movie is ludicrous and dumb. And still ridiculously hilarious…😂

[@ShaunHensley]

i honestly thought he was going to rape me

[@m.hreels9822]

This is easily one of the best scenes in the whole movie! 😆🙏🏻

[@CCCCCCCCC11]

5:05 the “it seemed ok” kills me every time 😂

[@tymy8456]

Kathryn haun who plays Alice may be the most odd but funny character I’ve ever seen

[@ronansullivan432]

and being all perky.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

It is but I love her characters. I love that she played two marvel characters.

[@ronansullivan432]

@@BlackDiamond2718 dr otcupus and agatha...

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@ronansullivan432 :)

[@bustinarant]

" Dane Cook! 20 minutes! *Lets go* "

[@tobyjones205]

I love the fact that when you see the body double abs it’s wearing different coloured trousers to when he falls out the tree 😅

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

"Hey, what'd you do today?" "Oh, nothing. Just rubbed my face against John C. Riley's face like we were two weird flash puppets being pressed against one another."

[@connelly6375]

" Dane cook, pay per view, 20 minutes, lets go" 🤣💀

[@toordal]

Yeah, I would hate my life too if I had to live with that.

[@ImagineBeingFat]

Willing to bet you’re the same person who shits on nickelback because of memes and fads Dane cook is gold

[@FrankCruzFilms]

“Hey, careful with that. You’re…you’re crinkling.” 😂😂😂

[@machineferret3359]

It's a collectors item it's worth a lot of money

[@quigley6643]

Adam Scott could do an awesome Tom Cruise.

[@centralcontrol6359]

So glad they never made sequel to this movie. It will go down as one of my favorites.

[@HalfStepTides]

"It's our pleasure, son." "Why are you calling him that???" "Ahhh, don't...don't..."

[@maxkharpovitski6399]

The Ferrel Reiley team is comedy superstar...very nice!

[@CptnWolfe]

Sadly Holmes and Watson exists

[@s.marshian8455]

Adam Scott is absolutely hilarious

[@HarrisonHollers]

Dane Cook reference aged like vine wine. So perfect! If he had an Ed Hardy shirt on it would be ideal

[@tomitstube]

hilarious scene by karthryn hahn.

[@ronansullivan432]

were she was bitten by a spanish fly??

[@JacobC479]

Classic movie. I remember buying and having it on my new iPod I got for Christmas in 2009 lol watched it all the time.

[@dirtykingsgaming]

You look like you wanna punch me???? but you won’t 😂

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

I'm feeling kinda spacey, whats up with you man? hahahahahah I was dying at the way he looked at Dale

[@Cubsfan122112]

This is one movie I’ll watch and never get tired of. Always makes me laugh.

[@JohnnyCage4Real]

I love how super edited those abs are it's fkn hilarious lol 😂 part of the movie charm man

[@spaceboundtomars]

That little, “Whats up with you man?” Kills me every time just too funny the way he starts eyeing him up then the kemo sabe line

[@jbellamy83]

"You wanna punch me right now....You wanna punch me right now but you wooon't"

[@Umtree]

I relate to this move WAY too much. It is basically the story of my life.

[@Valaso-Osalav]

you still love with your mom at 40 acting like a 7 year old with a douchebag older brother? you should probably think about moving out lmao

[@rawkguy4896]

I am so sorry

[@moonlight-qr6px]

Wow you must have such a shit life

[@gf6x3gkmfw38]

Being a retarded man child or being a stuck up prick?

[@lessthanthreemetal]

I love how he calls him Bob and Robby in the span of ten seconds

[@anthonylaspina9524]

One of the greatest moments of this movie. 😂😂😂

[@Darknessevolves]

ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE BEST MOMENTS IN COMEDY CINEMA HISTORY PAR NONE! 😂

[@guypeate3628]

Derek: what are you looking, kemosabe? Adam Scott is hilarious

[@Jonics18]

This was my introduction to Adam Scott over a decade ago. God, he has a very punchable face in this movie.

[@korrblank1361]

That’s Colin Jost, not Adam Scott.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

He was funny in eastbound and down

[@Ryan-zt2xw]

He’s a really good actor. I assume you’ve already seen Parks and Rec. Watch Friends With Kids, it’s a very different role for him

[@manlymen552]

Dude he was on boy meets world!!

[@kirkgriff5117]

bruh you seen Star Trek First Contact?

[@rumham3070]

5:09 Derek would be the douche who watched Dane Cook stand-up in the late 2000s.

[@blessedfromday1170]

Dale and Robert relationship is too funny

[@dkbsoulman]

"Hey Derrick, you know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butt hole." I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off the couch. Love this movie 😂.

[@Saphir__]

In hindsight the Dane Cook line was the icing on the cake for his character.

[@mrspeaker89]

"I got my real estate license a few years back for shits & gigs." 😂

[@winchesterz]

One of the best movies ever.

[@AamuAurora]

4:18 this line accidentally got me a boyfriend. I was talking about comedies with a random group of people I met during some event. I was sure everybody knew Step Brothers so I incorporated this line somehow, trying to be funny. Some people got uncomfortable and we pretended it never happened. Later that evening one of the guys desperately searched for me to invite me for dinner. We've been together ever since.

[@martinaee]

By far the most romantic kiss in cinema history.

[@jamesfrench7299]

Derek deserves credit for taking one to the face to get them bonding and becoming a duo.

[@ods1ODS]

There was a lot of great comedies in the 2000s. This one is just so good. It's so friggin good.

[@monsieurlezard8829]

You forgot the essence of the game; it's all about the cones....

[@chrisbilling]

The writing for this is amazing

[@dommyboysmith]

"Haven't had a carb since 2004!" ... while drinking a Heineken 😄

[@nn-xm8lz]

i cant get over him offering only a 1/5th discount on commission for his own mom and her husband

[@lebourreau7177]

Underrated part of this scene is that earlier in the movie Brennan uses kimo sabe in their room when they were in bed. His brother Derek says the same damn thing "kimo sabe" to Dale in this scene. Shows they were related haha

[@mkl5448]

The casting of this movie was exquisite.

[@CLH-k3p]

My favorite bit is that he says he hasn’t had a carb in years and is literally drinking a beer hahaha

[@gluonjck63]

Adam Scott is the perfect asshole. Him getting punched by Dale is one of the funniest moments of all time.

[@yettiman2817]

Stuck in the step brother clips

[@instantpartyWTF]

1:40 will never get old 💀

[@EMAINIE]

Dane Cook. Pay-per-view. 20 minutes. Let's go!

[@Yoyomo124]

That was the best line from this by far!

[@TheQuaadFather]

The pan to a completely different persons abs gets me every time 😂

[@k_h_nobody]

Is it just my opinion, or is there something wrong with your marriage if your sexual fantasy is the man who punches your husband?

[@louiswery8957]

that would be the joke lmao

[@yourneutralness8755]

hmmm, you know what. You may have something there Bob.

[@kevstaa7121]

@@yourneutralness8755 his name is Kollin

[@J1O2C3K4E5S]

@@kevstaa7121 His name is Robert Paulson

[@Pingu_2]

It's our dream.. the boat... COME ON!

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

1:41. Try putting THAT line in a mainstream movie now days.

[@randall9000]

The mob: tonight he sleeps with the fishes The ghey mob: tonight he sleeps in fishnets

[@Moszan]

Okay and? No one is stopping them from doing so.

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

@@Moszan The studios are.

[@ronniesoutdooradventures]

Won the oscar. Best movie ever.

[@JJsiN84]

"It's our pleasure son" "Why are you calling him that?" 😂 😂

[@Jordan-vr7ip]

“Ohh don’t don’t”😂😂

[@jonathanworden4609]

​@Jordan-vr7ip what about Dale & Brennan ?they still haven't gotten jobs yet" Robert" God Change the Record 😂

[@SirBachlavaa]

I wish somebody would roll me up into little ball and let me live in the JJ 😂😂

[@SpecialOrder_937]

I love the way you KNOW that’s a body double

[@eriqlynn8947]

2:50 “whatchu looking at kemosabe?” 😂😂💀

[@3dartxsi]

Gary Vee saw this scene and decided to base his whole life around it.

[@Franchon8]

I love Derek 😂😂😂 “whoa calm down man i’m just joking.”

[@darthhavokk701]

The abs part always made me laugh LOL

[@topazfire974]

Dales dad practically fell in love with Brandons brother Derrick because he's the complete polar opposite of his brother meanwhile the other two are literally Driving Dales dad crazy while living with the both of the other two .to funny .

[@BillyButcher90]

Well Robert seems oblivious to the fact how much of a douchebag Derek really is.

[@user-zx1ir7jt4c]

Rofl, i love how his abs are just naturally oiled up as he pulls his shirt up! 😂

[@sergeantsavage1988]

"Dane cook twenty minutes lets go" and that was the end of dane cooks career.