Ranking Your CURSED Minecraft Builds

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I started a Minecraft server and it was the worst decision of my life. The SDMP is a Minecraft server for Sleep Deprived and all of our pals like ConnorEatsPants, Fitz, Swaggersouls, and more. Enjoy I guess.
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#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy

[@flimx2826]

Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22

[@UltraGamer42069]

girly schlop

[@ExtantPerson]

Fr, he totally schlayyed

[@MRSARATAKI]

He Shlate and left no crumbs

[@abom_ng9963]

@@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife

[@Flip11111]

@@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵‍💫

[@dejatwo]

Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED

[@gaeriefire2762]

holy shit it’s dejatwo

[@Onceortwice45]

@@gaeriefire2762holy shit it’s gaeriefire2762

[@jaewol359]

holy shit it’s dejatwo

[@swiftsharpener3109]

Captain Schlarkles

[@big_tobe]

Holy schlit, it’s Big Tobe

[@thaitoan4760]

It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt. They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing

[@missazune]

their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike

[@cabnbeeschurgr6440]

They also love fast cars

[@Mox1990]

Schlatt is less sexist tho

[@missazune]

@@Mox1990 tf does that mean

[@Skye_ranran]

I mean they're both very rich, thats the millionaire mindset talking

[@permafrox]

20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit

[@jstar3382]

Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good

[@idontknowwhattonamethis293]

Charborg is literally one of the funniest KZbinrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious

[@camblycreeper7999]

I saw Charborg's perspective on his KZbin channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way

[@BazilBuildBases]

amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.

[@Peter_rekrap]

"i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀

[@Comstat-guy]

Approved

[@truestbluu]

disapproved... thsi si going to the hoa

[@MinerDiner]

14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy

[@LethalChicken77]

The wheeze was perfect

[@theunholywaterboy3088]

"Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.

[@EddysonStudios]

and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.

[@bobbyjeff434]

just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001

[@rattango9819]

The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.

[@Itz_y3_boii]

does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?

[@a.o.8527]

@@EddysonStudios did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️

[@Jokin_Jake]

The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.

[@cabnbeeschurgr6440]

Remember Big Brother Jardon loves you

[@aedanpadgett7465]

schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭

[@warmpondwater1610]

Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.

[@elliot_rat]

and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though

[@lenacalussi7202]

And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money

[@SacredSwordOfJovan]

👍

[@faedragonlucy]

You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!

[@SupertonicLady]

boys are hot

[@JimmyHey]

The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao I was dying laughing

[@gento5o5]

did the weed stay

[@arandomcrowe]

@@gento5o5yes

[@gento5o5]

@@arandomcrowe then everything else doesn't matter

[@arandomcrowe]

@@gento5o5 correct

[@Eliprater-su7nl]

Lol me too😂

[@JuiceVendr]

19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died

[@winterwindle1160]

14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered

[@jstar3382]

He deserves it

[@samueljtownsend]

I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99. The neighborhood never financially recovered.

[@CoCo-Cnr]

"Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.

[@Hahlen]

I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.

[@scj6693]

they call him schlobert moses

[@ryankalgreen6184]

​@@scj6693 or the schlower broker

[@Theorpo]

I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.

[@TimeToGetFunkyy]

@@Theorpocrazy

[@Hahlen]

@@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.

[@Pepeutra]

Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao

[@alriune]

Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension

[@missazune]

14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that

[@Xx_Goobinator_xX]

Captain saying "shit" had me rolling

[@LoganMcRae-jo5cv]

But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?

[@seifelden4903]

when

[@Xx_Goobinator_xX]

@@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.

[@Xx_Goobinator_xX]

@@LoganMcRae-jo5cv gotcha 👍

[@Mary97574]

at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika

[@Jules.69]

Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house

[@wowirbfkehwkdbe]

barley

[@2can2do]

barley

[@Jules.69]

Sorry guys mama didn't raise a speller

[@TimeToGetFunkyy]

⁠spelling is optional

[@SNIPERMONKE-yg6vr]

@@Jules.69you were right tho

[@voidsabre_]

20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT

[@Jdrrbrifut]

I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts

[@firewhite]

I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag

[@constellar6330]

"Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit

[@quintonlloyd1957]

*needs

[@piotrwaniek]

CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...

[@YTFryingPan]

"Schled Schlivison" never ceases to "Treat" us to "Joy"

[@jstar3382]

Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking

[@CheekyDingo13]

26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron… ron wasn’t having it today.

[@PDP777PT]

19:42 I like how the big man tried to give something to the killer so he wouldn't kill him. Just like his 2 victims did in 1999....

[@thewoodsagain]

"Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage

[@justv7536]

"What about opium?" Gets me every time

[@vicc557]

the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.

[@jstar3382]

Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him

[@MildTomfoolery123]

Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character

[@smirkyglint5437]

7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth

[@sleeepy_kit]

it has to be way more

[@FireFox2313-di6bk]

@@sleeepy_kitwhich one?

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy

[@Zel-o_o]

0:05 we burped together

[@Zel-o_o]

epic

[@cgumby]

charborg's house was incredible

[@MasterOfSmex]

Shchellt really did grow his bush

[@khmer06]

0:23 Schlatt always picks just the right music/sounds for every moment lmao! This was WAY funnier than it should've been, it just feels so chaotic like we're watching his psyche rapidly spiral into oblivion after it just randomly decided "Aight, I'm done!"😂

[@PremuimShadow]

HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21

[@commandercody2224]

i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area

[@Joshehh]

the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy

[@firexvii]

schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed

[@mannyacuna4760]

Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic

[@FireFox2313-di6bk]

Perhaps a little small

[@XXzanll]

I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources

[@nathanielrussell4932]

Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms

[@budgetbuilt8838]

Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭

[@RenixityAlt-bf6tj]

Never did I think Schlatt and Charborg would be in the same video together

[@HenryP69]

"Me and Ron fool around down there."💀

[@johnnykiehn1872]

Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.

[@potatoboy_8]

Pink was actually a boys color, and blue was a girls color, but it was "changed." i put changed in quote as if any of them are anyones specific gender color

[@Market_]

Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.

[@RapidSteve]

Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch

[@rockinggamerdude]

15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished

[@odysskon8127]

I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.

[@sold4511]

The synchronization of " *_Jesus Christ_* " at 20:35 was God's work 🧔‍♀

[@genn8062]

We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA

[@ventithedrunk9506]

Captain Sparkles the older family friendly brother. Schlatt the unhinged younger brother

[@OmegaMercenary]

They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video

[@FFalin]

Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff

[@BigFishZo]

As someone who has been watching Path Reacts for 2 years. I was very pleasantly surprised to see them show up here lol.

[@therealgameromgomg]

I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one

[@notgaben]

Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!

[@alextygesen3101]

Charborg having a secret lair in his secret lair is genius

[@okaysayan]

BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god

[@Faraway_97]

Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy

[@erica4k]

Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel

[@FireFox2313-di6bk]

“We’re all friends here” as someone dies 😂 14:19

[@HyperImaginative]

19:23 Enderman Scene is hilarious

[@linkfiedproductions2246]

2:54 pulled the damn “I am the senate” move

[@Nislander]

I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs

[@TheRedInkling]

7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one

[@Maongap]

Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good

[@toomuchzelda]

The bit with the house made of pictures and the fake sports car was hilarious!!

[@joeahoe]

shortening the tucker section to a few seconds is crazy

[@gusskilling5362]

never heard more truer words schlagg 0:32

[@lizzy2edgy]

Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women

[@citrusleaveslikeyourdad]

i loved when he ranked our cursed minecraft builds

[@saya_0358]

does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !

[@thermochemist]

It's called Lucifers Waltz! kzbin.info/www/bejne/foeun5yrjtODrqc

[@justaliteralgoat5639]

The perfect timing of getting an ad at 1:59

[@zaldew]

"I'm not arguing!" Jawsh argued

[@tendo649]

Corruption is rampant in the HOA

[@Jahahahahahames]

Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol

[@thoppann9040]

I cheered louder than the screams of Schlartt's victims in '89 when Tucker popped up

[@jaewol359]

Those Ross emotes are nuclear amounts of funny shit had me rolling

[@itsBreadley]

this feels like a badly edited fever dream

[@skylaronline]

19:28 I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO UNLUCKY

[@NedInYaHead]

Average HOA member when they see a black person (this will affect their property value).

[@bobbyjeff434]

I cant believe that shlagg is carrying out "Shlatt's" legacy

[@jediassassins]

Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me

[@spoiler1944]

can we appreciate how ''schlatt'' puts in so much effort for us

[@jerhom2787]

4 schlungus videos in a quarter is a blessing

[@conork4i11er]

"fellas here's the thing, i don't sell drugs but i can start" fantastic

[@mydemonz1442]

I did not realize he was so based as to have caps lock as his PTT button. Absolute king.

[@CoReaVT]

i am happy to see that sneeg's castle and shrubbery are perfectly fine, no violations at all

[@kirisa8164]

omg Berd in a schlatt video, a crossover i didnt know i needed

[@valve_is_better294]

Love this duo

[@ryanrouse5590]

Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.

[@sleeepy_kit]

this reminds me of older schlatt and i love it

[@ShrimpTavern]

schlatt and captian sparkles is such an unexpected duo and it's been amazing