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jschlattLIVE

jschlattLIVE

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 5 100
@panzerfich
@panzerfich 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's upload schedule is so strong he even posts videos after being killed by a drunk crasher, what a hero Edit: I sincerely apologize for my mistake. I called them a drunk driver when clearly it's drunk crashers that kill people. I will look to better myself and make sure that I don't get this wrong again.
@pink_sky_morning4842
@pink_sky_morning4842 2 жыл бұрын
RIP, “Schlatt.”
@big_sea
@big_sea 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@Thingsthatexistsonoccasion
@Thingsthatexistsonoccasion 2 жыл бұрын
@@pink_sky_morning4842 Schlatt translated to Shit for some reason.
@greninja2179
@greninja2179 2 жыл бұрын
Rip schlatt
@greninja2179
@greninja2179 2 жыл бұрын
Why did he have to die
@jthead4506
@jthead4506 2 жыл бұрын
The look of disappointment on Schlatt's face as he stares at some of these is reminiscent of the looks of those 4 women in 1972
@MrEman77
@MrEman77 2 жыл бұрын
“Schlatt’s”
@the4thdoor906
@the4thdoor906 2 жыл бұрын
@itzurmommy /// only good spam bot
@thegreatgoosegod726
@thegreatgoosegod726 2 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean 5?
@alexautum
@alexautum 2 жыл бұрын
*99
@Artissan
@Artissan 2 жыл бұрын
bro what happened in '72
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt getting "mad" at the Titanic joke and chuckling at a 9/11 joke is exactly why I love him. As well as the events he committed in the 69th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast.
@alrightatgames
@alrightatgames 2 жыл бұрын
What happened during the 69th episode
@droideka5129
@droideka5129 2 жыл бұрын
He quit before the 69th episode. That atrocity was all on Mika.
@Moramany
@Moramany 2 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about Episode 69.
@sicknd444
@sicknd444 2 жыл бұрын
@jshIattLive 🅥 glad that the bot accounts are getting a little more creative with the names
@alecnazz8126
@alecnazz8126 2 жыл бұрын
@Willy on Wheels i love josh roehl dude
@mikespiehs8860
@mikespiehs8860 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt's ability to cry on command is actually impressive
@FuriousCapCut
@FuriousCapCut Жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s him
@prorandocopier7945
@prorandocopier7945 Жыл бұрын
It's what "schlatt" used in "1999" to lure the "victims" of "his"
@LilyWhitesLK
@LilyWhitesLK Жыл бұрын
It's actually very easy, just think of a sad thing, like for example the "incident" of 99' and 91'
@imati7319
@imati7319 Жыл бұрын
its not difficult at all (imo?), just pretend to be sad lol.
@FinnOHearn
@FinnOHearn 9 ай бұрын
He had to fake cry in 99'
@alexhyw
@alexhyw 2 жыл бұрын
rest in peace "schlatt". so glad they're uploading old stream content so we can reminisce on the good times we had with him
@kars1212
@kars1212 2 жыл бұрын
We truly do miss him
@berltrin5565
@berltrin5565 2 жыл бұрын
@@kars1212 the agents didnt tho
@billtruong1673
@billtruong1673 2 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm or something? What happened??
@alexhyw
@alexhyw 2 жыл бұрын
@@billtruong1673 he was killed by a drunk driver. truly tragic
@RandomStory420
@RandomStory420 2 жыл бұрын
@@billtruong1673 someone told everybody on twitter that he "died" on twitter
@entothechesnautknight1762
@entothechesnautknight1762 2 жыл бұрын
To the guy who wants to know what to do with his turtle; -Give it space to burrow. -Give it space to move. -Give it headpats. -Let it out on the grass. -Watch it. It appreciates your company. -appy slices. -They almost all have one brain cell what do you expect it to do. -Seriously, they just like hanging out with you. It gives them serotonin. -Clean the shell with a toothbrush occasionally -Stawberries -Theyre dumb as hell what games do you expect it to play, fetch?
@C.I...
@C.I... 2 жыл бұрын
-hairy time
@violet_magicc701
@violet_magicc701 2 жыл бұрын
i love this list thank you for this (someone who doesnt own a turtle)
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 2 жыл бұрын
appy slices
@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies
@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick I'm sorry, I'll check it out when I'm finished watching my turtle eat salad
@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies
@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies 2 жыл бұрын
@@yurinmahass4802 will do, I still have to wait until it's done with the salad tho.
@hhhvsg
@hhhvsg 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that "schlatt" put a blue lobster at the end caught me "offguard" and i am very "grateful" for him being so interactive with his fanbase
@ginglegorp9591
@ginglegorp9591 2 жыл бұрын
BLUE LOBTA
@turtlefast7251
@turtlefast7251 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick forgot who asked
@hhhvsg
@hhhvsg 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick brother u already at 10k whats worked wont work no more 💀
@fatfr0g570
@fatfr0g570 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick Don’t care, you’re blocked on my channel
@thesleepyperson69
@thesleepyperson69 2 жыл бұрын
Press 4 for help
@benitoswagolini3410
@benitoswagolini3410 Жыл бұрын
14:57 schlatt getting so emotional over this is amazing. The picture speaks a thousand words without saying any at all
@enderdr4gon74
@enderdr4gon74 11 ай бұрын
The only unfortunate thing is he disrespected Baja blast by calling major melon by its name.
@chaos2232
@chaos2232 4 ай бұрын
Explain please
@JeffeOmega
@JeffeOmega 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the content creators, "Schlatt" is definitely one of them
@pink_sky_morning4842
@pink_sky_morning4842 2 жыл бұрын
He creates such videos. This video in particular
@wndiua7566
@wndiua7566 2 жыл бұрын
He’s defenitevely one of the creators of all time
@Jrush2000
@Jrush2000 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@26b47
@26b47 2 жыл бұрын
This is true in 10 out of 10 circumstances
@Megidolaon999
@Megidolaon999 2 жыл бұрын
So unfunny
@desupernoodle
@desupernoodle 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Jschlatt “killed” the Queen. It “sickens” me.
@Balls199
@Balls199 2 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@em90012
@em90012 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe "Jschlatt" killed the queen either. It's "better" than the "events" of '99, though.
@walker4541
@walker4541 2 жыл бұрын
@@em90012 or the events of 01-
@desupernoodle
@desupernoodle 2 жыл бұрын
@@walker4541 never forget
@JackJawFish
@JackJawFish 2 жыл бұрын
RIP the totally not lizard “human” Queen Elizabeth
@megansmith3852
@megansmith3852 2 жыл бұрын
Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious
@GCM1969
@GCM1969 2 жыл бұрын
@Best 🅥 shut
@makoako9728
@makoako9728 2 жыл бұрын
@@GCM1969 hello kel pfp
@self-proclaimedgenius7945
@self-proclaimedgenius7945 2 жыл бұрын
Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious
@GCM1969
@GCM1969 2 жыл бұрын
@@makoako9728 hello random based human being
@cheesesandwich2704
@cheesesandwich2704 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@aidankrapf428
@aidankrapf428 Жыл бұрын
im fucking crying so hard at the gorilla popsicle. "Do you see it?" has me so unbelievably dead
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 2 жыл бұрын
16:04 For non-VOD watchers, I'm pretty sure he stared at this for a full minute or so without actually saying anything. Wildest stream on Twitch for sure.
@muak_kuak
@muak_kuak 2 жыл бұрын
if that happened, I would be too
@cyncxd
@cyncxd 2 жыл бұрын
@jshIattLive 🅥 finally, this ratio is here
@SmoothTurtle840
@SmoothTurtle840 2 жыл бұрын
@@cyncxd I get what you were trying to do, but ratio’ing a bot ain’t gonna stop it from spamming my guy.
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 2 жыл бұрын
i still cant tell what that last one was about
@bingkoiE
@bingkoiE 2 жыл бұрын
@Willy on Wheels 0p
@osufanplayer
@osufanplayer 2 жыл бұрын
hey guys the video has been out for a few seconds but here's an obligatory comment that's unrelated to the video
@Nurgle73457
@Nurgle73457 2 жыл бұрын
No way it’s actually here no way 🤯
@hoppity_s
@hoppity_s 2 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Nurgle73457
@Nurgle73457 2 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the videos made
@bluetheblonde1036
@bluetheblonde1036 2 жыл бұрын
It’s perfect
@lclxclips1860
@lclxclips1860 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@PanJee
@PanJee 2 жыл бұрын
My happiness when the title isn't "cursed" or "scuffed" but hilarious, already know it's going to be a good video by the title
@eesachaudhri1912
@eesachaudhri1912 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@Voided01
@Voided01 Жыл бұрын
5:17 “who makes that noise?!” * A little orange who is mildly annoying *
@zeepers69
@zeepers69 2 жыл бұрын
i showed my mother the wasp and bee nest tiktoks and she literally just stared at the screen for 2 whole minutes and walked away saying, “what the fuck..”
@DAYZA00
@DAYZA00 2 жыл бұрын
Understandable reaction
@Shadowiann_
@Shadowiann_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick shut up\
@jamanda6109
@jamanda6109 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick I would suggest you change up your thumbnails because just looking at them drives me away from your content
@mutantpanda278
@mutantpanda278 2 жыл бұрын
I was screaaaaaming
@tankladd
@tankladd 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamanda6109 Based ass video improvement suggestions in the comments
@Polaroid__
@Polaroid__ 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace jshclatt, this stream was recorded in 2021, hope his family is doing well .
@sloth5894
@sloth5894 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@zenaz3705
@zenaz3705 2 жыл бұрын
jschlatt is not ded u recist, he's jesus cannot die lmao lol rip
@sloth5894
@sloth5894 2 жыл бұрын
@@zenaz3705 what-
@spanoguy2283
@spanoguy2283 2 жыл бұрын
@@zenaz3705 what the fuck
@whrskr1507
@whrskr1507 2 жыл бұрын
@@zenaz3705 lmaoo
@wolfstagjr.5721
@wolfstagjr.5721 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt acts like he's a wrongun, but I can tell he's genuinely a good person who cares about a lot of people. (Especially men)
@cjsjdjshjw7030
@cjsjdjshjw7030 2 жыл бұрын
Idk if u just called him gay or caring or both
@blipblopenthusiast2747
@blipblopenthusiast2747 2 жыл бұрын
both. it was both
@capper8392
@capper8392 Ай бұрын
0:54 soldier on retirement
@emma_nutella58
@emma_nutella58 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Matthew I heard giving your turtle a proper enriching environment is great for them, also interacting with them is great at forming a bond with them, if you are worried bringing him a friend will always help :)
@60navesucks36
@60navesucks36 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t recommend getting another turtle as they will most likely fight as turtles are actually happier being by there self
@bushman_investing
@bushman_investing 2 жыл бұрын
@@60navesucks36 omg am a turtle..
@mr.anonymoose1190
@mr.anonymoose1190 2 жыл бұрын
I see "Jchlatt" finally got away with it. This surely won't look good for "him."
@antk8493
@antk8493 2 жыл бұрын
Who would have known he would kill the Queen of all people
@brenolk4642
@brenolk4642 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God it didn't happen 3 days later
@redacted3676
@redacted3676 2 жыл бұрын
Chlott
@MrSandman3355
@MrSandman3355 2 жыл бұрын
16:28 Definitely the highlight of “Schlatt’s” career. One of the jokes of all time.
@davidbegbie
@davidbegbie 2 жыл бұрын
Haddie strikes again
@jackafton-r2j
@jackafton-r2j Жыл бұрын
i am going to find you
@Quacker783
@Quacker783 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt. A rare subspecies of hilarious content. I wish you to never die for unlimited funnies.
@Rocketman47
@Rocketman47 Жыл бұрын
Just a tip for watching a Schlatt video, never drink HOT LIQUID while trying not to laugh
@erickerickson7665
@erickerickson7665 Жыл бұрын
I did the same thing with Mountain dew and spent several minutes trying not to inhale it
@randomdudeoti
@randomdudeoti Жыл бұрын
do chips count?
@Hey_ImJay
@Hey_ImJay Жыл бұрын
@@randomdudeoti what prt of "liquid" did you not understand?
@randomdudeoti
@randomdudeoti Жыл бұрын
@@Hey_ImJay hey if you eat enough of them you’ll consume probably a gallons worth of grease and corn oil
@Hey_ImJay
@Hey_ImJay Жыл бұрын
@@randomdudeoti if you're eating that many bags of chips in one sitting, I truly am worried for you.
@CeeMonay
@CeeMonay 2 жыл бұрын
6:23 Schlatt and Jambo in 40 years
@liamcoal4199
@liamcoal4199 2 жыл бұрын
The guy at 13:57 is my favorite person in tik tok. All of his videos are exactly like this and it’s so powerful.
@Infinite_void_wanderer
@Infinite_void_wanderer 8 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how “schlatt” keeps watching these after every “stream” he claims he can’t watch these “memes” anymore.
@friendeliin6653
@friendeliin6653 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 I think this is the first time I have unironically screamed (in fear?) over a tiktok, like it was such a genuine reaction what the hell
@imjustlookingformywatch
@imjustlookingformywatch Жыл бұрын
Discount Josh Brolin eating a wasp nest is definitely frightening
@chizehaha
@chizehaha Жыл бұрын
Yum 😍
@zklack5594
@zklack5594 Жыл бұрын
"(in fear?)" is so funny
@religiouslyretarded
@religiouslyretarded Жыл бұрын
I put my hands over my head and yelled
@laser_uhhhh
@laser_uhhhh Жыл бұрын
@@religiouslyretardedbro really said “😱”
@coolguycomedy903
@coolguycomedy903 2 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when "schlatt" uploads
@Riftz.
@Riftz. 2 жыл бұрын
Classic comment section
@DruidWithAMustache
@DruidWithAMustache 2 жыл бұрын
Cap
@nicolasgutierrez6476
@nicolasgutierrez6476 2 жыл бұрын
you meant shart
@lemondevil8767
@lemondevil8767 2 жыл бұрын
13:40 This is actually a very deep and sophisticated criticism of the modern education system and it's failings, as it reveals to us the true intent behind the overlords that keep us shackled into their system with no way of escaping a never-ending cycle. Utterly poetic and astonishing.
@sightsquared0000
@sightsquared0000 2 жыл бұрын
"you've gotta have a high iq to understand rick and morty"
@StrappedShedinja
@StrappedShedinja 3 ай бұрын
0:22 when you first fight the optional boss fight and give up vs 0:38 you returning to that same boss fight at endgame
@robotsrus573
@robotsrus573 2 жыл бұрын
i miss schlatt so much im remembering the good times with this video. glad to see fan accounts are still keeping him alive
@Diamond_Knight8
@Diamond_Knight8 2 жыл бұрын
“This dude’s entire trench just got mustard gassed” is now a permanent part of my vocabulary thank you
@hemarisam
@hemarisam 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody telling Schlatt the Queen died like he doesn’t know 💀
@son-goten7696
@son-goten7696 2 жыл бұрын
Like he didn’t kill her 💀
@pink_sky_morning4842
@pink_sky_morning4842 2 жыл бұрын
He knows, he was there!
@manicmorgue
@manicmorgue Жыл бұрын
“for what purpose?” is a phrase i have used constantly since seeing this video for the first time
@plagueboi2462
@plagueboi2462 2 жыл бұрын
13:14 “bro has seen some stuff” ivan the cat has unfortunately never seen anything because he is blind
@cassideeboyles3968
@cassideeboyles3968 2 жыл бұрын
12:49 FOR WHAT PURPOSE???
@ghastfriend065
@ghastfriend065 2 жыл бұрын
11:55 "You're finally awake..."
@HRBarranger
@HRBarranger 2 жыл бұрын
I don't play Skyrim... But yes.
@Josh72769
@Josh72769 Жыл бұрын
@@HRBarranger same
@GrimGriefer5
@GrimGriefer5 10 ай бұрын
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
@logangerhardt6932
@logangerhardt6932 Жыл бұрын
1:11 i just spat my water out of pure reaction
@TeamLuxzGaming
@TeamLuxzGaming 3 ай бұрын
I did too😂 except I did out of pure surprise
@Iridescent_444_Aurora
@Iridescent_444_Aurora 2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Schlatt it’s almost as if he’s still here with us 😔🐓🐓🐓
@Capadapp
@Capadapp 2 жыл бұрын
?
@thethe4643
@thethe4643 2 жыл бұрын
@@Capadapp he died
@francesjones5438
@francesjones5438 2 жыл бұрын
HES NOT DEAD
@thethe4643
@thethe4643 2 жыл бұрын
@@francesjones5438 yea he is he was run over 9 days ago
@GenLoss_Slimer
@GenLoss_Slimer 2 жыл бұрын
@@thethe4643 What 💀
@LambsEyesPNG
@LambsEyesPNG 2 жыл бұрын
I physically flinched and almost dropped my phone when the guy put the crushed wasp nest in his mouth
@karelpgbr
@karelpgbr 2 жыл бұрын
As someone commented on the VOD: “Great video, I threw up 9 times.”
@jj02mc27
@jj02mc27 2 жыл бұрын
extra protein baby
@Jellyshark39
@Jellyshark39 2 жыл бұрын
@@jj02mc27 LMAOOO
@Patterrz
@Patterrz 2 жыл бұрын
1:06 most sane Florida man
@TaylenIsCool
@TaylenIsCool 2 жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣
@Tax3vader
@Tax3vader 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@comradewaffle6795
@comradewaffle6795 2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Patterz
@technoturnovers7072
@technoturnovers7072 2 жыл бұрын
this motherfucker ACTUALLY managed to crush and kill all of the wasps in that nest with his fucking fist, that is actually insane
@KRONIXTHEMAN
@KRONIXTHEMAN 2 жыл бұрын
He has to much balls to let him live alive
@mark-linux
@mark-linux 27 күн бұрын
Couldnt find your comment but that was a bees nest at 0:20
@THE_GREENYVR
@THE_GREENYVR 15 күн бұрын
It’s a wasps nest bro.
@twizziethetwizzler
@twizziethetwizzler Жыл бұрын
13:00 the cat in awe is Ivan, I forgot the cat with the t-Rex arms, but Ivan is blind and I think the other cat is disabled. They are so adorable :)
@LJTman8585
@LJTman8585 4 ай бұрын
the cat with T-rex arms doesn't have forearms thats why he looks like a T-rex
@twizziethetwizzler
@twizziethetwizzler 4 ай бұрын
@@LJTman8585 ye!! he's so silly :3
@LJTman8585
@LJTman8585 4 ай бұрын
@@twizziethetwizzler I still watch the cats vid they are funny
@LJTman8585
@LJTman8585 4 ай бұрын
@@twizziethetwizzler I still watch the cats vid they are funny
@friendofyours7
@friendofyours7 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt will forever be remember as one of the best comedians ever RIP
@friendofyours7
@friendofyours7 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick did you just advertise yourself on a youtube comment
@rybug
@rybug 2 жыл бұрын
13:30 pov:you're killing horses in minecraft
@EvanWrigley-o8p
@EvanWrigley-o8p 3 ай бұрын
i love these videos. its usually schlatt that makes me laugh, and not the videos. keep up the good work big man
@gordonramsayshat8791
@gordonramsayshat8791 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Schlatt you will be missed. It’s great that we’re seeing old memories of him.
@KrimsonEternal
@KrimsonEternal 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what happened?
@chaoshands
@chaoshands 2 жыл бұрын
a hoax happened
@thethe4643
@thethe4643 2 жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonEternal he died because a drunk driver ran him over 😔
@RoinbinRobin
@RoinbinRobin Жыл бұрын
​@@thethe4643so depres
@jakisokay
@jakisokay 2 жыл бұрын
1:30 bro sounds like he's on the verge of tears
@jakisokay
@jakisokay 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick no.
@gru9542
@gru9542 Жыл бұрын
Popslice moment
@zenny8877
@zenny8877 2 жыл бұрын
7:03 don't worry schlatt, they're pretty chill
@natasjabnicolajsen8302
@natasjabnicolajsen8302 Жыл бұрын
4:59 bro sounded like stitch when he laughed💀
@tacocatking7887
@tacocatking7887 2 жыл бұрын
9:41 i recognize that roller coaster, i've been on it before, and lemme just say it is very impressive how STIFF his spine was with the way the coaster JERKS you around
@Ghostdinosawur
@Ghostdinosawur 2 жыл бұрын
shoutout to Poland 🇵🇱 🙌 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💕 🇵🇱 🙌
@HHPYE42
@HHPYE42 Жыл бұрын
Iron gwazi my beloved
@Sunthe1st420
@Sunthe1st420 Жыл бұрын
This looks similar to wildfire in kolmården in sweden
@The.Pillow.Forest
@The.Pillow.Forest Жыл бұрын
Looks identical to the cucolan in tato park here in Ireland
@icegreme
@icegreme 2 жыл бұрын
8:29 The employee laughing though 😂
@charlieolinger6607
@charlieolinger6607 2 жыл бұрын
10:56 He's got that Ludwig laugh
@Chickendeveloping2023
@Chickendeveloping2023 Жыл бұрын
Ima leave an upper decker
@Mary-EHii
@Mary-EHii 2 жыл бұрын
for anyone wondering: the aircraft at 7:55 are qualified military aircraft practicing a show flight for the city. They do this every year and it’s very safe so don’t worry! Just a bit ear-deafening :)
@SaintOnYT
@SaintOnYT 2 жыл бұрын
16:28 it brings tears to my eyes that schlatts editor put in this memorial for him. we lost him too soon.
@thebritishgamerandstuff8328
@thebritishgamerandstuff8328 6 ай бұрын
What
@OllieOxyn
@OllieOxyn Жыл бұрын
ok but the smoke alarm thing was so wholesome? Like? He really cares about us not dying!
@TheGlitchedWendigo
@TheGlitchedWendigo 4 ай бұрын
He didn't care about the 4 women in 1972
@tallic967
@tallic967 4 ай бұрын
Of course, if we die he can't shill his merch to us!
@thomasnolastname8734
@thomasnolastname8734 3 ай бұрын
The batteries in smoke detectors are free I took some, and used them to build hand grenades
@Ww1whiz1914
@Ww1whiz1914 Жыл бұрын
4:35 pov you have social anxiety but you don’t know where they moved the peanut butter to.
@sereapple
@sereapple 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's content was funny, sad to see him passed away now. Maybe his viewers could take over his channel with stolen traffic signs and traffic cones...
@Hauntedfiremilkshake
@Hauntedfiremilkshake 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace “Schlatt”, you were a beloved content creator. It’s so glad he’s posting his old content from beyond the grave
@--reni--
@--reni-- 2 жыл бұрын
Officially calling “Schlatt” “Schlonkers” from now on. Ty 15:25 dono
@snipershot20096_comp
@snipershot20096_comp Жыл бұрын
6:44 No thoughts, head empty.
@retrotails22
@retrotails22 2 жыл бұрын
12:40 as a citizen of the United Kingdom I can confirm that is the average robbery
@Schmingus99
@Schmingus99 2 жыл бұрын
this scandalous statement cannot be forgiven, you have disrespected the crown and all who live under it, so as for your punishment: fabricate the concavity of the compartments of your pantaloons to exhibit the absence of valuable paraphernalia you haven't even seen the average UK robbery YET, and I can confirm as another British man
@w4lt.
@w4lt. Жыл бұрын
Nah bruh you ain't a citizen of the UK, real citizens speak 1400s style
@Alright281
@Alright281 10 ай бұрын
I'm Irish and I can confirm that you are the ones robbing us
@xanderrayner2774
@xanderrayner2774 9 ай бұрын
​@@w4lt.I am quite very sorry to say that he is indeed a bloke or a lady of thy united kingdom maybe he/her lives in Essex, Middlesex, Norfolk, or Lincolnshire ect
@sonicletrol4501
@sonicletrol4501 2 жыл бұрын
1:47 Gorilla popsicle (Orange flavor) once used + 50 attack and 20 endurance for 5 minute and heal 30 HP
@Alright281
@Alright281 10 ай бұрын
You used the Gorilla Popsicle!
@megfisher9830
@megfisher9830 4 ай бұрын
now it’s prob just sold on ebay for $23,000 and freeze dried out of liquid nitrogen
@kaesa3_
@kaesa3_ 3 ай бұрын
OP Popsicle
@gpkool1
@gpkool1 2 жыл бұрын
"That was 2 hours of your work to send that in" That made me laugh way more than it should have
@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta
@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta Жыл бұрын
0:22 wasps are like the Mafia, they never forget forget their friends but they also never forget their enemies
@Goonjak
@Goonjak 2 жыл бұрын
He has never once asked me to do any of the things at the start of these videos so I've come to the conclusion I've either been drugged or Schlatt is schizophrenic.
@Goonjak
@Goonjak 2 жыл бұрын
finally its here
@aasray
@aasray 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s on tiwtter
@completlynormalhypernova666
@completlynormalhypernova666 2 жыл бұрын
@@aasray i thought he got a subreddit? And also twitter
@omegacolossus
@omegacolossus Жыл бұрын
Today is Monday, which means Schlatt gets to lose his mind over our TikToks. It is his favorite activity.
@Techghoul23
@Techghoul23 2 жыл бұрын
13:46 why did he have to think for third grade “what’d i sound like in third grade i can’t remember”
@zaccwiggins
@zaccwiggins Жыл бұрын
3:56 When I was in driver’s ed, our instructor would always play 3 hour long compilations of car crashes and just let them play as everyone was entering the class. 90% of them were very similar to this, but in real life.
@booyahboogie3350
@booyahboogie3350 9 ай бұрын
thats. kinda fucked up
@blueblynd685
@blueblynd685 8 ай бұрын
@@booyahboogie3350 All the same, I could see why it might be necessary. Everyone drives, but not everyone really understands how dangerous driving really is, and the amount of caution that really needs to go into it xD
@maliciousbard3806
@maliciousbard3806 Жыл бұрын
Oh my “god”, the ranking part of this “video” is my favorite. I have never “laughed” so much in my “life”
@dorknob5593
@dorknob5593 2 жыл бұрын
12:01 That shit’s the start to a call of duty mission
@ViolaDragon621
@ViolaDragon621 2 жыл бұрын
8:24 the funny thing is I know that song, I listened to it and the artist's other music a lot when I was 13 Artist's name is TheFatRat
@NOBLESIX-UNSC
@NOBLESIX-UNSC Ай бұрын
Dude i listened to that guy non-stop when i was 10
@Sam-I-Am981
@Sam-I-Am981 Ай бұрын
*puffs cigar* haven't heard that name in a long time...
@vermillion-verse
@vermillion-verse Жыл бұрын
Dude I paused the video instantly when that guy got the wasp nest, I was shook and I felt like I would have nightmares for a whole month, never before have I seen such horrors. And then he ate it.
@zikulit0770
@zikulit0770 Жыл бұрын
1:05 you can that guy was fighting his primal instincts when he took whatever the fuck that was in his hands.
@LeeSou_
@LeeSou_ Жыл бұрын
It was a bee hive that had bees in it
@dontsubfortheloveofgod
@dontsubfortheloveofgod Жыл бұрын
man grabbed a beehive and started humming his theme song, he must be stopped.
@OofGP
@OofGP Жыл бұрын
@@LeeSou_ wasp hive not bee hive, bee hives are in trees, he didn't take that from a tree
@Crewwfoxxproductions
@Crewwfoxxproductions 9 ай бұрын
@@dontsubfortheloveofgodIF HE CAN SURVIVE CONSUMING LIVE WASPS, HE CANT BE STOPPED
@screech5212
@screech5212 8 ай бұрын
@@Crewwfoxxproductionswho said he survived?
@diggytheo2308
@diggytheo2308 2 жыл бұрын
10:17 glad he used the right terminology
@whitemountain_
@whitemountain_ 2 жыл бұрын
12:30 Biology with Schlatt? That's the leanest bear I've ever seen
@gimmiekiwi
@gimmiekiwi 3 күн бұрын
0:01 i always try to explain this video to people. I forgot what video it was from, but seeing it again brings so much joy
@Kristof1
@Kristof1 2 жыл бұрын
8:39 Thats what i call a merch drop 🔥
@Kristof1
@Kristof1 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick well congrats on 10k
@busterb7482
@busterb7482 2 жыл бұрын
12:13 Joe Biden
@theholyaxolotol898
@theholyaxolotol898 2 жыл бұрын
10:35 "safely surrender your baby"
@Kitty-_-G0R3_X
@Kitty-_-G0R3_X 3 ай бұрын
Bud gon be getting lotta noise complaints from the neighbours.
@Acromata
@Acromata 2 жыл бұрын
One thing "schlatt" does not know about smoke alarms, is that the beeping will eventually stop beeping, even if theres smoke.
@A._.Neill26
@A._.Neill26 Жыл бұрын
5:45 my eyes sting just hearing that shit because I was too scared to have my eyes open.
@deeznuts9886
@deeznuts9886 Жыл бұрын
The way he pronounced habanero made me immediately know what he was in for. As habaneros are what I like to call "the gatekeeper to real spice." And just eating homegrown ones can put some serious hair on your chest
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 2 жыл бұрын
1:12 WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT
@terribleexampleofacat
@terribleexampleofacat 2 жыл бұрын
Why men live shorter lives.
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@therealderek333
@therealderek333 2 жыл бұрын
for a sec i thought you were the comment bot 💀
@Mr.SoggyShoes
@Mr.SoggyShoes 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you were that dude who makes fun of peoples deaths for a second oof
@victor.novorski
@victor.novorski 2 жыл бұрын
Average Tate fan
@MeMaYuMe-01
@MeMaYuMe-01 Жыл бұрын
7:37 you just had to jinx yourself didn't you
@kaenby
@kaenby 2 жыл бұрын
i cant believe "schlatt" is uploading videos even after being killed, truly amazing
@NiksputicazYT
@NiksputicazYT Жыл бұрын
Screw it. Timestamps (with fun nicknames!). 0:00 The Fall of Man 0:08 Gourmet Style Hawaiian glizzy 0:21 Crushing a wasp's nest 0:38 Eating a wasp's nest 1:26 Gorilla Popsicle 2:23 Sponsor Break 3:16 Spring Shoes 3:22 Chicken hot as hell 😂😂 3:38 Pimp My Kart 3:55 Roblox Car Crash 4:27 Respect for our Fallen Men 4:37 leaving an upper decker for the morning crew 4:54 goofy ahh phone 💀 4:59 Ignore my laugh 5:23 😭😭😭😭 5:52 It's Just Monkey Business 6:09 If it works... 6:23 Oscar Heard a Curse Word 7:01 Cruise Crash 7:09 Oreo gets to recreate 9/11 7:43 Just BARELY Made It! 8:07 How to Build a Fusion Reactor 8:24 Drive-Thru Outro 8:35 "You probably had no drip when you were younger" 8:47 Very Human Designs: Anti-Step Shoe Cover 9:39 The Iron Stare 9:56 Texas Mosquitos 10:02 These School Toilets are Different 10:20 Criminal in The Making 10:39 BLUE LOBSTER JUMPSCARE!!!22!!1 10:45 Biden Stumbles on his Words 11:08 Juicy Watermelon 11:31 meme of the day 11:40 Granny Caught Lackin' 11:55 Monkey Truck 12:09 The Slippery Bridge 12:40 Gangs in London 13:00 Ivar in Awe 13:16 Cat and Man Have a Drink 13:37 Which Grade are You 14:16 Turtle in Trouble 14:36 Speaking Music 14:58 3090 Woes 15:37 U rappin' bad 16:05 The end..
@WA-vz3io
@WA-vz3io Жыл бұрын
Thx bro
@Captain_Garchomp
@Captain_Garchomp Жыл бұрын
Got the song for 5:52 stranger?
@NiksputicazYT
@NiksputicazYT Жыл бұрын
@@Captain_Garchomp Quarto de Hotel, I believe.
@Captain_Garchomp
@Captain_Garchomp Жыл бұрын
@@NiksputicazYT thanks
@HaaziqR221
@HaaziqR221 Жыл бұрын
It's af1
@potatosirmeow3972
@potatosirmeow3972 2 жыл бұрын
one day jschlatt will also say "I've been doing this for years" and end up in a wheelchair too
@EmperorProtects1
@EmperorProtects1 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick -100 social credits, now shut up and get off this platform
@makeseditsguy
@makeseditsguy Ай бұрын
2:00 the fact i dont find fire alarm battery thing annoying i just find it nostalgic
@TimkaSR
@TimkaSR 2 жыл бұрын
14:11 me after school
@Tax3vader
@Tax3vader 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Lemapple073
@Lemapple073 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the clip at 7:48 is actually just the army planes in Brisbane Australia practicing the flying path for river fire (an Australian firework show)
@necessaryopinions
@necessaryopinions 2 жыл бұрын
brisbane schlatt fans rise
@Lemapple073
@Lemapple073 2 жыл бұрын
@@necessaryopinions YES. I dunno why he thought that was 911 lol the guy in the vid was clearly talking in an Australian accent
@elusivedesert8530
@elusivedesert8530 5 ай бұрын
​@Lemapple073 probably the ptsd took over
@hayv3n_vr
@hayv3n_vr Ай бұрын
@@necessaryopinionsYESSSS
@lovelaced
@lovelaced 2 жыл бұрын
i love how he calls these ranking videos despite there being no ranking whatsoever
@MidasOnTwitch
@MidasOnTwitch Жыл бұрын
I would like to say something very important: Titanic: 2 Rich People: 0
@RadicalVids
@RadicalVids 2 жыл бұрын
‘Jsclatt’ is ‘not’ responsible for ‘anything’ that has happened in the past ‘few’ days
@x_glitched
@x_glitched 2 жыл бұрын
It's so nice of Schlatt's editors to upload content to make us fell better after the recent events. Rest in Peace Schlatt
@totallynotme5217
@totallynotme5217 2 жыл бұрын
he is blind schlatt- 13:07
@InsanePigeon
@InsanePigeon Жыл бұрын
happy tragedy
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