Ranking Your HILARIOUS Tiktoks

[@panzerfich]

Schlatt's upload schedule is so strong he even posts videos after being killed by a drunk crasher, what a hero Edit: I sincerely apologize for my mistake. I called them a drunk driver when clearly it's drunk crashers that kill people. I will look to better myself and make sure that I don't get this wrong again.

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

RIP, “Schlatt.”

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Thingsthatexistsonoccasion]

@@pink_sky_morning4842 Schlatt translated to Shit for some reason.

[@greninja2179]

Rip schlatt

[@greninja2179]

Why did he have to die

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Schlatt getting "mad" at the Titanic joke and chuckling at a 9/11 joke is exactly why I love him. As well as the events he committed in the 69th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast.

[@alrightatgames]

What happened during the 69th episode

[@droideka5129]

He quit before the 69th episode. That atrocity was all on Mika.

[@Moramany]

We don’t talk about Episode 69.

[@sicknd444]

@jshIattLive 🅥 glad that the bot accounts are getting a little more creative with the names

[@alecnazz8126]

@Willy on Wheels i love josh roehl dude

[@jthead4506]

The look of disappointment on Schlatt's face as he stares at some of these is reminiscent of the looks of those 4 women in 1972

[@MrEman77]

“Schlatt’s”

[@the4thdoor906]

@itzurmommy /// only good spam bot

[@thegreatgoosegod726]

Don't you mean 5?

[@alexautum]

*99

[@Artissan]

bro what happened in '72

[@mikespiehs8860]

Schlatt's ability to cry on command is actually impressive

[@FuriousCapCut]

I don’t think it’s him

[@prorandocopier7945]

It's what "schlatt" used in "1999" to lure the "victims" of "his"

[@LilyWhitesLK]

It's actually very easy, just think of a sad thing, like for example the "incident" of 99' and 91'

[@imati7319]

its not difficult at all (imo?), just pretend to be sad lol.

[@therizzler-z7t]

He had to fake cry in 99'

[@JeffeOmega]

Out of all the content creators, "Schlatt" is definitely one of them

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

He creates such videos. This video in particular

[@wndiua7566]

He’s defenitevely one of the creators of all time

[@Jrush2000]

yes

[@26b47]

This is true in 10 out of 10 circumstances

[@Megidolaon999]

So unfunny

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

To the guy who wants to know what to do with his turtle; -Give it space to burrow. -Give it space to move. -Give it headpats. -Let it out on the grass. -Watch it. It appreciates your company. -appy slices. -They almost all have one brain cell what do you expect it to do. -Seriously, they just like hanging out with you. It gives them serotonin. -Clean the shell with a toothbrush occasionally -Stawberries -Theyre dumb as hell what games do you expect it to play, fetch?

[@C.I...]

-hairy time

[@violet_magicc701]

i love this list thank you for this (someone who doesnt own a turtle)

[@FiSH-iSH]

appy slices

[@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies]

@@ItzMalick I'm sorry, I'll check it out when I'm finished watching my turtle eat salad

[@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies]

@Yuri Nmahass will do, I still have to wait until it's done with the salad tho.

[@hhhvsg]

The fact that "schlatt" put a blue lobster at the end caught me "offguard" and i am very "grateful" for him being so interactive with his fanbase

[@ginglegorp9591]

BLUE LOBTA

[@turtlefast7251]

@@ItzMalick forgot who asked

[@hhhvsg]

@@ItzMalick brother u already at 10k whats worked wont work no more 💀

[@fatfr0g570]

@@ItzMalick Don’t care, you’re blocked on my channel

[@thesleepyperson69]

Press 4 for help

[@aidankrapf428]

im fucking crying so hard at the gorilla popsicle. "Do you see it?" has me so unbelievably dead

[@alexhyw]

rest in peace "schlatt". so glad they're uploading old stream content so we can reminisce on the good times we had with him

[@kars1212]

We truly do miss him

[@berltrin5565]

@@kars1212 the agents didnt tho

[@billtruong1673]

Sarcasm or something? What happened??

[@alexhyw]

@@billtruong1673 he was killed by a drunk driver. truly tragic

[@RandomStory420]

@@billtruong1673 someone told everybody on twitter that he "died" on twitter

[@megansmith3852]

Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious

[@GCM1969]

@Best 🅥 shut

[@makoako9728]

@@GCM1969 hello kel pfp

[@self-proclaimedgenius7945]

Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious

[@GCM1969]

@@makoako9728 hello random based human being

[@cheesesandwich2704]

Me too

[@lockerbuddy2039]

16:04 For non-VOD watchers, I'm pretty sure he stared at this for a full minute or so without actually saying anything. Wildest stream on Twitch for sure.

[@muak_kuak]

if that happened, I would be too

[@cyncxd]

@jshIattLive 🅥 finally, this ratio is here

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@cyncxd I get what you were trying to do, but ratio’ing a bot ain’t gonna stop it from spamming my guy.

[@FiSH-iSH]

i still cant tell what that last one was about

[@bingkoiE]

@Willy on Wheels 0p

[@manicmorgue]

“for what purpose?” is a phrase i have used constantly since seeing this video for the first time

[@zeepers69]

i showed my mother the wasp and bee nest tiktoks and she literally just stared at the screen for 2 whole minutes and walked away saying, “what the fuck..”

[@DAYZA00]

Understandable reaction

[@Shadowiann_]

@@ItzMalick shut up\

[@jamanda6109]

@@ItzMalick I would suggest you change up your thumbnails because just looking at them drives me away from your content

[@mutantpanda278]

I was screaaaaaming

[@tankladd]

@@jamanda6109 Based ass video improvement suggestions in the comments

[@osufanplayer]

hey guys the video has been out for a few seconds but here's an obligatory comment that's unrelated to the video

[@Nurgle73457]

No way it’s actually here no way 🤯

[@hoppity_s]

thank you

[@Nurgle73457]

Truly one of the videos made

[@BlueDreemurrArtz]

It’s perfect

[@lclxclips1860]

Thank you

[@desupernoodle]

I can’t believe Jschlatt “killed” the Queen. It “sickens” me.

[@Balls199]

69 likes

[@em90012]

I can't believe "Jschlatt" killed the queen either. It's "better" than the "events" of '99, though.

[@walker4541]

@@em90012 or the events of 01-

[@desupernoodle]

@@walker4541 never forget

[@JackJawFish]

RIP the totally not lizard “human” Queen Elizabeth

[@Voided01]

5:17 “who makes that noise?!” * A little orange who is mildly annoying *

[@PanJee]

My happiness when the title isn't "cursed" or "scuffed" but hilarious, already know it's going to be a good video by the title

[@eesachaudhri1912]

Yeah lol

[@MrSandman3355]

16:28 Definitely the highlight of “Schlatt’s” career. One of the jokes of all time.

[@davidbegbie]

Haddie strikes again

[@jackafton-r2j]

i am going to find you

[@Rocketman47]

Just a tip for watching a Schlatt video, never drink HOT LIQUID while trying not to laugh

[@erickerickson7665]

I did the same thing with Mountain dew and spent several minutes trying not to inhale it

[@randomdudeoti]

do chips count?

[@Hey_ImJay]

@@randomdudeoti what prt of "liquid" did you not understand?

[@randomdudeoti]

@@Hey_ImJay hey if you eat enough of them you’ll consume probably a gallons worth of grease and corn oil

[@Hey_ImJay]

@@randomdudeoti if you're eating that many bags of chips in one sitting, I truly am worried for you.

[@Infinite_void_wanderer]

It’s crazy how “schlatt” keeps watching these after every “stream” he claims he can’t watch these “memes” anymore.

[@emma_nutella58]

Hey Matthew I heard giving your turtle a proper enriching environment is great for them, also interacting with them is great at forming a bond with them, if you are worried bringing him a friend will always help :)

[@60navesucks36]

I wouldn’t recommend getting another turtle as they will most likely fight as turtles are actually happier being by there self

[@bushman_investing]

@@60navesucks36 omg am a turtle..

[@Polaroid__]

Rest in peace jshclatt, this stream was recorded in 2021, hope his family is doing well .

[@sloth5894]

lol

[@zenaz3705]

jschlatt is not ded u recist, he's jesus cannot die lmao lol rip

[@sloth5894]

@@zenaz3705 what-

[@spanoguy2283]

@@zenaz3705 what the fuck

[@whrskr1507]

@@zenaz3705 lmaoo

[@benitoswagolini3410]

14:57 schlatt getting so emotional over this is amazing. The picture speaks a thousand words without saying any at all

[@enderdr4gon74]

The only unfortunate thing is he disrespected Baja blast by calling major melon by its name.

[@chaos2232]

Explain please

[@EvanWrigley-o8p]

i love these videos. its usually schlatt that makes me laugh, and not the videos. keep up the good work big man

[@mr.anonymoose1190]

I see "Jchlatt" finally got away with it. This surely won't look good for "him."

[@antk8493]

Who would have known he would kill the Queen of all people

[@brenolk4642]

Thank God it didn't happen 3 days later

[@redacted3676]

Chlott

[@wolfstagjr.5721]

Schlatt acts like he's a wrongun, but I can tell he's genuinely a good person who cares about a lot of people. (Especially men)

[@cjsjdjshjw7030]

Idk if u just called him gay or caring or both

[@blipblopenthusiast2747]

both. it was both

[@friendeliin6653]

1:04 I think this is the first time I have unironically screamed (in fear?) over a tiktok, like it was such a genuine reaction what the hell

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Discount Josh Brolin eating a wasp nest is definitely frightening

[@chizehaha]

Yum 😍

[@zklack5594]

"(in fear?)" is so funny

[@religiouslyretarded]

I put my hands over my head and yelled

[@laser_uhhhh]

@@religiouslyretardedbro really said “😱”

[@mark-linux]

Couldnt find your comment but that was a bees nest at 0:20

[@THE_GREENYVR]

It’s a wasps nest bro.

[@turkialsaid4771]

Yeah it’s a wasps nest

[@liamcoal4199]

The guy at 13:57 is my favorite person in tik tok. All of his videos are exactly like this and it’s so powerful.

[@Diamond_Knight8]

“This dude’s entire trench just got mustard gassed” is now a permanent part of my vocabulary thank you

[@coolguycomedy903]

It's always a good day when "schlatt" uploads

[@Riftz.]

Classic comment section

[@DruidWithAMustache]

Cap

[@nicolasgutierrez6476]

you meant shart

[@cappeh83922]

0:54 soldier on retirement

[@GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp]

That‘s a wacky thing called meth

[@lemondevil8767]

13:40 This is actually a very deep and sophisticated criticism of the modern education system and it's failings, as it reveals to us the true intent behind the overlords that keep us shackled into their system with no way of escaping a never-ending cycle. Utterly poetic and astonishing.

[@sightsquared0000]

"you've gotta have a high iq to understand rick and morty"

[@LambsEyesPNG]

I physically flinched and almost dropped my phone when the guy put the crushed wasp nest in his mouth

[@karelpgbr]

As someone commented on the VOD: “Great video, I threw up 9 times.”

[@jj02mc27]

extra protein baby

[@Jellyshark39]

@@jj02mc27 LMAOOO

[@CeeMonay]

6:23 Schlatt and Jambo in 40 years

[@Quacker783]

Schlatt. A rare subspecies of hilarious content. I wish you to never die for unlimited funnies.

[@plagueboi2462]

13:14 “bro has seen some stuff” ivan the cat has unfortunately never seen anything because he is blind

[@robotsrus573]

i miss schlatt so much im remembering the good times with this video. glad to see fan accounts are still keeping him alive

[@Patterrz]

1:06 most sane Florida man

[@TaylenIsCool]

😭🤣🤣

[@Tax3vader]

😂

[@comradewaffle6795]

Oh hey Patterz

[@technoturnovers7072]

this motherfucker ACTUALLY managed to crush and kill all of the wasps in that nest with his fucking fist, that is actually insane

[@KRONIXTHEMAN]

He has to much balls to let him live alive

[@gimmiekiwi]

0:01 i always try to explain this video to people. I forgot what video it was from, but seeing it again brings so much joy

[@gimmiekiwi]

IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK

[@icegreme]

8:29 The employee laughing though 😂

[@jakisokay]

1:30 bro sounds like he's on the verge of tears

[@jakisokay]

@@ItzMalick no.

[@gru9542]

Popslice moment

[@twizziethetwizzler]

13:00 the cat in awe is Ivan, I forgot the cat with the t-Rex arms, but Ivan is blind and I think the other cat is disabled. They are so adorable :)

[@LJTman8585]

the cat with T-rex arms doesn't have forearms thats why he looks like a T-rex

[@twizziethetwizzler]

@@LJTman8585 ye!! he's so silly :3

[@LJTman8585]

@@twizziethetwizzler I still watch the cats vid they are funny

[@LJTman8585]

@@twizziethetwizzler I still watch the cats vid they are funny

[@konnerredtwitch]

Ima leave an upper decker

[@SaintOnYT]

16:28 it brings tears to my eyes that schlatts editor put in this memorial for him. we lost him too soon.

[@ewanjphillips-g3m]

What

[@ghastfriend065]

11:55 "You're finally awake..."

[@HRBarranger]

I don't play Skyrim... But yes.

[@Josh72769]

@@HRBarranger same

[@GrimGriefer5]

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@gpkool1]

"That was 2 hours of your work to send that in" That made me laugh way more than it should have

[@vermillion-verse]

Dude I paused the video instantly when that guy got the wasp nest, I was shook and I felt like I would have nightmares for a whole month, never before have I seen such horrors. And then he ate it.

[@tacocatking7887]

9:41 i recognize that roller coaster, i've been on it before, and lemme just say it is very impressive how STIFF his spine was with the way the coaster JERKS you around

[@Ghostdinosawur]

shoutout to Poland 🇵🇱 🙌 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💕 🇵🇱 🙌

[@HHPYE42]

Iron gwazi my beloved

[@Sunthe1st420]

This looks similar to wildfire in kolmården in sweden

[@The.Pillow.Forest]

Looks identical to the cucolan in tato park here in Ireland

[@hemarisam]

Everybody telling Schlatt the Queen died like he doesn’t know 💀

[@son-goten7696]

Like he didn’t kill her 💀

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

He knows, he was there!

[@retrotails22]

12:40 as a citizen of the United Kingdom I can confirm that is the average robbery

[@Schmingus99]

this scandalous statement cannot be forgiven, you have disrespected the crown and all who live under it, so as for your punishment: fabricate the concavity of the compartments of your pantaloons to exhibit the absence of valuable paraphernalia you haven't even seen the average UK robbery YET, and I can confirm as another British man

[@w4lt.]

Nah bruh you ain't a citizen of the UK, real citizens speak 1400s style

[@MegatronSturdy]

I'm Irish and I can confirm that you are the ones robbing us

[@xanderrayner2774]

​@@w4lt.I am quite very sorry to say that he is indeed a bloke or a lady of thy united kingdom maybe he/her lives in Essex, Middlesex, Norfolk, or Lincolnshire ect

[@StrappedShedinja]

0:22 when you first fight the optional boss fight and give up vs 0:38 you returning to that same boss fight at endgame

[@friendofyours7]

Schlatt will forever be remember as one of the best comedians ever RIP

[@friendofyours7]

@@ItzMalick did you just advertise yourself on a youtube comment

[@Goonjak]

He has never once asked me to do any of the things at the start of these videos so I've come to the conclusion I've either been drugged or Schlatt is schizophrenic.

[@Goonjak]

finally its here

[@aasray]

I think it’s on tiwtter

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

@@aasray i thought he got a subreddit? And also twitter

[@zenny8877]

7:03 don't worry schlatt, they're pretty chill

[@Ww1whiz1914]

4:35 pov you have social anxiety but you don’t know where they moved the peanut butter to.

[@OllieOxyn]

ok but the smoke alarm thing was so wholesome? Like? He really cares about us not dying!

[@TheGlitchedWendigo]

He didn't care about the 4 women in 1972

[@tallic967]

Of course, if we die he can't shill his merch to us!

[@thomasnolastname8734]

The batteries in smoke detectors are free I took some, and used them to build hand grenades

[@charlieolinger6607]

10:56 He's got that Ludwig laugh

[@cassideeboyles3968]

12:49 FOR WHAT PURPOSE???

[@meercat4559]

How to make lean: Get some prescription-level cough syrup, must contain promethazine and Codeine. Mix that with sprite, ice, and preferably some jolly ranchers, and boom, u chill.

[@rybug]

13:30 pov:you're killing horses in minecraft

[@maliciousbard3806]

Oh my “god”, the ranking part of this “video” is my favorite. I have never “laughed” so much in my “life”

[@Iridescent_444_Aurora]

Rest In Peace Schlatt it’s almost as if he’s still here with us 😔🐓🐓🐓

[@Capadapp]

?

[@thethe4643]

@@Capadapp he died

[@francesjones5438]

HES NOT DEAD

[@thethe4643]

@@francesjones5438 yea he is he was run over 9 days ago

[@GenLoss_Slimer]

@@thethe4643 What 💀

[@AtTheLuther]

"DO NOT F-CKING MOVE" bro cant move, he has 27 bullets in him bruv

[@sereapple]

Schlatt's content was funny, sad to see him passed away now. Maybe his viewers could take over his channel with stolen traffic signs and traffic cones...

[@zikulit0770]

1:05 you can that guy was fighting his primal instincts when he took whatever the fuck that was in his hands.

[@LeeSou_]

It was a bee hive that had bees in it

[@dontsubfortheloveofgod]

man grabbed a beehive and started humming his theme song, he must be stopped.

[@OofGP]

@@LeeSou_ wasp hive not bee hive, bee hives are in trees, he didn't take that from a tree

[@Crewwfoxxproductions]

@@dontsubfortheloveofgodIF HE CAN SURVIVE CONSUMING LIVE WASPS, HE CANT BE STOPPED

[@screech5212]

@@Crewwfoxxproductionswho said he survived?

[@gordonramsayshat8791]

RIP Schlatt you will be missed. It’s great that we’re seeing old memories of him.

[@KrimsonEternal]

Wait what happened?

[@chaoshands]

a hoax happened

[@thethe4643]

@@KrimsonEternal he died because a drunk driver ran him over 😔

[@RubenrobinE]

​@@thethe4643so depres

[@MidasOnTwitch]

I would like to say something very important: Titanic: 2 Rich People: 0

[@omegacolossus]

Today is Monday, which means Schlatt gets to lose his mind over our TikToks. It is his favorite activity.

[@busterb7482]

12:13 Joe Biden

[@Techghoul23]

13:46 why did he have to think for third grade “what’d i sound like in third grade i can’t remember”

[@Dr_Willows_site42]

1:00 - 1:25. This is America, don’t mess with us.

[@--reni--]

Officially calling “Schlatt” “Schlonkers” from now on. Ty 15:25 dono

[@Mary-EHii]

for anyone wondering: the aircraft at 7:55 are qualified military aircraft practicing a show flight for the city. They do this every year and it’s very safe so don’t worry! Just a bit ear-deafening :)

[@potatosirmeow3972]

one day jschlatt will also say "I've been doing this for years" and end up in a wheelchair too

[@EmperorProtects1]

@@ItzMalick -100 social credits, now shut up and get off this platform

[@ClovisPictures]

The bit about smoke detector batteries is facts though. I don't see how people stand that sound

[@Hauntedfiremilkshake]

Rest in peace “Schlatt”, you were a beloved content creator. It’s so glad he’s posting his old content from beyond the grave

[@sonicletrol4501]

1:47 Gorilla popsicle (Orange flavor) once used + 50 attack and 20 endurance for 5 minute and heal 30 HP

[@MegatronSturdy]

You used the Gorilla Popsicle!

[@megfisher9830]

now it’s prob just sold on ebay for $23,000 and freeze dried out of liquid nitrogen

[@kaesa3_]

OP Popsicle

[@Ayundaru]

we know who schlatt is, but do we know what exactly he did back in 1999?

[@pinapplecherries7315]

Yeah? He And then he with a and it made the news

[@memkakes1514]

@@pinapplecherries7315 but sadly all the recordings of were taken down and all the courtrecords disappeared. All the witnesses of the incident disappeared, and everyone who speaks of it

[@pinapplecherries7315]

@@memkakes1514 true shame that nobody will remember the of 1999

[@leightonkekuewa1545]

Not what he did, but who he did

[@orbita2k2]

3:33 why is he wearing food around his neck like a god damned Hinox?

[@wikiteen]

His reactions just make the videos funnier 💀😂

[@Kristof1]

8:39 Thats what i call a merch drop 🔥

[@Kristof1]

@@ItzMalick well congrats on 10k

[@M_Montalvão]

12:30 Biology with Schlatt? That's the leanest bear I've ever seen

[@maidenfroggy]

11:53 My 10 year old sister responded to this with "Bro is just trying to take his brothers to school." I was laughing so hard 🤣

[@dorknob5593]

12:01 That shit’s the start to a call of duty mission

[@Acromata]

One thing "schlatt" does not know about smoke alarms, is that the beeping will eventually stop beeping, even if theres smoke.

[@Crazy56U]

1:55 And now beeping smoke alarms are going to be added to the meta. Nice job.

[@gru9542]

Nice job

[@SmokeySauce89]

Seeing this TikTok react in 2025 goes hard

[@x_glitched]

It's so nice of Schlatt's editors to upload content to make us fell better after the recent events. Rest in Peace Schlatt

[@ViolaDragon621]

8:24 the funny thing is I know that song, I listened to it and the artist's other music a lot when I was 13 Artist's name is TheFatRat

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

Dude i listened to that guy non-stop when i was 10

[@Sam-I-Am981]

*puffs cigar* haven't heard that name in a long time...

[@A._.Neill26]

5:45 my eyes sting just hearing that shit because I was too scared to have my eyes open.

[@VirginStarrrrr]

The way he pronounced habanero made me immediately know what he was in for. As habaneros are what I like to call "the gatekeeper to real spice." And just eating homegrown ones can put some serious hair on your chest

[@Keylimepie4]

Shlorty never fails to fill me up 🥰

[@kaenby]

i cant believe "schlatt" is uploading videos even after being killed, truly amazing

[@diggytheo2308]

10:17 glad he used the right terminology

[@Lemapple073]

Fun fact: the clip at 7:48 is actually just the army planes in Brisbane Australia practicing the flying path for river fire (an Australian firework show)

[@necessaryopinions]

brisbane schlatt fans rise

[@Lemapple073]

@@necessaryopinions YES. I dunno why he thought that was 911 lol the guy in the vid was clearly talking in an Australian accent

[@elusivedesert8530]

​@Lemapple073 probably the ptsd took over

[@elliot_isverysigma]

@@necessaryopinionsYESSSS

[@zaccwiggins]

3:56 When I was in driver’s ed, our instructor would always play 3 hour long compilations of car crashes and just let them play as everyone was entering the class. 90% of them were very similar to this, but in real life.

[@booyahboogie3350]

thats. kinda fucked up

[@blueblynd685]

@@booyahboogie3350 All the same, I could see why it might be necessary. Everyone drives, but not everyone really understands how dangerous driving really is, and the amount of caution that really needs to go into it xD

[@pengomode7442]

i like how "Schlatt" laughs at car crash audios but gets mad at titanic jokes, makes you think about this "human's" priorities

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Schlatt was the iceberg

[@lovelaced]

i love how he calls these ranking videos despite there being no ranking whatsoever

[@TimkaSR]

14:11 me after school

[@Tax3vader]

Lmao

[@mistermojoice]

This has been bugging me for awhile, when the guy in one of the videos says "orange M&M McFlurrie" does he mean the ice cream itself is orange and has M&Ms in them or is it just a regular McFlurrie with only orange M&Ms??