Schlatt Joins the EPIC SMP! (Day 1)

[@TJGillam]

Thank God he streams so I don't have to hunt him down from other people's POV

[@angus5427]

I prefer the term stalking so I can say I'm a schlatt stalker

[@enzoarweq4525]

but he did say he won't stream as much and still do offstream stuff BUT he said he recorded it and will post it on here, like an exclusive thing lol

[@holdenwestley]

what a silly idea, a world where schlatt didn’t stream? unheard of

[@liz_027]

Literally me lol

[@cameronrussell1261]

That's cringe bro delete this🤮

[@Soabac]

watching schlatt walk around doing npcs interactions with people while listening to some good ol minecraft songs is a different kinda vibe tbh

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

first reply !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[@Soabac]

@@yashburman7640 twas indeed

[@dippin4dots]

Ted Venison and JerkSchlatt always brighten up my days.

[@jrstraw7]

the meats of the sandwich

[@BeanGeist]

@@jrstraw7 fool, Charlie is the meat

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@@BeanGeist Not _THE_ meat, he's _EVERY_ meat at once, *_f o o l_*

[@LordScrungl]

@@jrstraw7 no thats chalkbycicle

[@biglobster4726]

@@AnEldritchBeing now idk if this is true, but saying “THE meat” is inclusive to all meet. the word THE can be used to be general or specific. And in this case it is general. So saying “THE meat” you are talking about all meat.

[@zenerstorm95]

Ted and Schlatt yelling at each other is like watching an elderly couple just...exist.

[@a-10warthog78]

I mean, you’ll need them to do it now that the elderly couple died after Ted lied.

[@Maractus87]

Bro Connor killing the make a wish kid after talking about how sorry he was, was hilarious. 💀💀💀

[@Maractus87]

@@T257-0 the bit starts around 1:16:12

[@YoutubePizzer]

is it actually a make a wish kid? i’d feel terrible if the kid chose to be here and just was too young to realise soundboard spam and ruining streams = funny

[@Maractus87]

@@KZbinPizzer Schlatt says he thinks it's actually 24 frames of nick. Either way it's hilarious.

[@axqrn]

don't forget when he "said I hope you die!" 1:28:17

[@xann2681]

@@KZbinPizzer What ruining dude, almost nothing happened or happens on the first day, but some clips, stop content gatekeeping you weirdo

[@Adeone7368]

Schlatt is so chaotic even without the doortime griefing. Like he really just left the frat, saw someone having fun, said "I hate her" and then murdered her in cold blood.

[@ec1ipse_aim]

Not as chaotic as Schlatt from 1999.

[@amrkhairi1716]

That was Selma she was in the old EPIC smp. she got bullied a lot by schlatt and swagger in the old server she was part of the great kingdom of bungerburg.

[@maxb8360]

@@amrkhairi1716 nerd

[@edoneill6138]

@@amrkhairi1716 wtf

[@thekingofplagues]

@@amrkhairi1716 didnt swagger call her a cow?

[@harperreese264]

Jschlatt refusing to sprint is one of my favorite parts of his Minecraft persona

[@daKoenig]

Does anyone know why he does that?

[@sealzer]

@@daKoenig he simply forgets how to run

[@randomname9723]

@@daKoenig a certain someone broke his shins with a baseball bat

[@Sight649]

@@sealzer Imagine forgetting how to run

[@crzl_6472]

@1s6mif if you did it on purpose, congrats but imagine literally means “think about”

[@Bruhley]

Schlatt did no mining or crafting and ended up with a full set of armor and tools

[@svmoki]

He made a boat. For literally no reason.

[@cgumby]

Schlatt ending the stream playing by himself, with the stolen items of many other players, was very on-brand and strangely nostalgic

[@smemzy]

Schlatt has to relearn how to play minecraft every time he starts an SMP

[@MINECRAFTLOVER4000]

he also somehow doesn't know how coordinates work every single time

[@91PKPower]

Schlatt going „that’s 100% Twomad“ and she immediately goes „he’s like a cute little slave“ was pretty poor timing.

[@coffeeafters3x]

timestamp?

[@91PKPower]

@@coffeeafters3x 1:33:21

[@smiles9882]

Twomad's black?

[@91PKPower]

@@smiles9882 that’s the funny part, he’s actually Asian

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

@@91PKPower isn’t he earthian?

[@ramen_hair]

the muffle effects on the new proximity chat are awesome, makes for many good comedic schlatt moments

[@normieaboo3866]

I honestly really enjoy Schlatt's POV. I think that SMPs shouldn't have side or main characters unless they are trying to tell a overarching story (like that server). When Schlatt said how irritated he was that people were far away and then later commented on everyone coming together, it just felt right. He just kind of exists and interacts with the world and the people around him but also serves as a narrator of sorts, occasionally commentating on the events taking place around him, which I think is pretty cool. Also "door time" is just the cuck shed and wagyu hut combined, they started reusing bits on the literal first day. I laughed when Connor pointed it out too

[@syklone_]

Yeah, i'd rather we DON'T get another SMP with a story. The Dream SMP is enough cringe for the universe.

[@chippym8316]

@@syklone_ Definitely not want scripted lore but I'd want a bit of an innate narrative.

[@snazzle9764]

The proximity voice chat being louder forced everyone miles away from each other lol

[@Harry-wk5ej]

i like how everytime he sees someone from smpLIVE he gets unironically excited

[@Freezerburn1111]

I completely agree with schlatt here. What's the point of playing on a server with a ton of content creators if said content creators are too far from each other to collaborate? The vod gradually increased in quality as more people started showing up.

[@Freezerburn1111]

Also schlatt was being a cranky old man

[@jarlsterra]

90% of people do live at spawn. Even Swagger has built a really cool base at spawn and theres a massive tunnel to "the commune". He just made a judgement call in the infancy of the server.

[@thatoneamir3159]

This genuinely feels like watching a 50 year old man play Minecraft

[@Rxpture-yt]

👾

[@cheeseclover]

the fact that i had to chase this man down in different povs last year thinking he has every move pre-planned - n then watching this and its just him ranting LMAOO

[@Shrowan]

hearing that schlatt ted and nogla had dinner threw me for a loop

[@break8941]

i know right?but tbf its not our business

[@theraddestbaddestbarneyaro7564]

Why is that a big deal what happened did i miss something HUH??

[@break8941]

nothing big, its just that never really see nogla colab with them now knowing that they hang out irl

[@genericusername2598]

schlatt sounded like he wanted to quit the entire time

[@gingerhairman4768]

Schlatt is the embodiment of streaming and screaming

[@Soabac]

naaaah he's pretty chill

[@dibsonpurple1716]

This whole vod felt like a fever dream. Genuinely. Fun stuff but wow. I think the music amplified the vibe.

[@mooningmanz]

i wish we had a face cam so we could just see how visually upset he was throughout all of this

[@tokyohuff]

& very damp

[@SortOfABigDeal]

Yo Schlatt actually playing along with the I Love You redacted bit for a couple seconds was really cool even though nobody acknowledged it at all.

[@fredley33]

37:35 I guarantee eddy was gonna ask schlatt how to get verified, and the fact he just keeps walking, comedy gold

[@bananaisgood3743]

Ted and Charlie were right when they said Schlatt is an old man, the first few hours were just constant complaining.

[@tenanyfire2433]

i love how someone even edits the vods. quality content takes quality effort.

[@Voxet1]

Epic smp shouldn't have started with such a big roster, I feel like that's how most smps in general die so quickly

[@marcoloko]

What does big roster means

[@unicornhuntercg]

@@marcoloko a lot of people

[@marcoloko]

@@unicornhuntercg thanks bro. I agree with him

[@SkullyTheSkelly]

@@marcoloko welcome to america

[@leafgoblin]

40 minutes in Schlatt: “we might raid someone and call it soon” Me: Looks at time “2 hours 44 minutes”

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

I love the progression of it slowly turning into griefing people's stuff

[@xan9224]

I love the part where the literal fucking devil appears as an Amethyst ghost and repeatedly professes love for Schlatt.

[@the_BunnyBox]

The fact that "Shlatt" WALKS PAST A CREEPER LIKE ITS NOT EVEN THERE is unreal

[@danielvanderplow9349]

so happy this smp is back, love the content creators in it, as well as the mods

[@StarryxNight5]

Schlatt really was acting like an oblivion NPC for the first ten minutes

[@helloitsVehere]

14:03 Schlatt falls into snow 21:23 Schlatt and SwaggerSouls meet up + Swagger's house 32:34 Ted chases Schlatt 33:48 Schlatt meets doggo 33:59 "C'mon Schlatt you need to be Ted's sugar daddy" 34:21 Schlatt isn't confident :( but he have Swagger! 35:19 When you're famous call Schlatt 36:15 NPCs scared of Schlatt's present

[@helloitsVehere]

41:08 WHO ARE YOU? 41:27 Seeing Kirnios 42:08 Schlatt mimicking NPCs 43:30 Schlatt's an old dude 44:20 Schlatt "goes to the bathroom" while standing next to horse 44:47 Tubbo was in America but they didn't get to meet up 46:19 "Connor I need you. Where are you" 47:00 Schlatt opens the door (he is very hot) 47:15 "Schlatt come pound me" 47:51 Everyone is a thousand blocks away + I'm got going to ride a boat 48:51 Schlatt making a boat + lag + maniac laughter 49:43 House on the sea 50:15 NPC "Hey! Fuck you!" 50:49 House in mountain 51:11 More NPCs "does this even worth my time?" + seeing Connor 53:10 Frat boys "Sigma Sigma Sigma" 53:59 Schlatt doesn't understand pumpkin head 56:27 "ICECREAM" 56:40 Icehouse 58:00 Schlatt stalking 1:01:14 Schlatt found some iron for himself! 1:02:33 Rain as Schlatt vents 1:02:57 Meetinf Weester 1:04:08 [redacted] wants Schlatt 1:04:27 Kirnios finding the Twin towers 1:06:01 Deppy Downer Schlatt 1:07:22 Me 1:08:34 Schlatt back to the frat 1:10:16 Me 1:10:43 Baby chicken! 1:12:47 Schlatt burp 1:14:26 Schlatt shit talking about make a wish child

[@helloitsVehere]

1:25:30 Kill it, it's a make a wish child

[@bryanp5843]

Seems like you didnt finish your commission

[@cowboythecatt]

Ah, brings me back to the SMPLive Days

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

smplive was really something else man.

[@cedric_legend]

Don't make me cry

[@al1essoolow556]

The one and only

[@SirPhilipSidneyReal]

Was just about to say

[@ancientcrypt]

Move on lmao

[@djhime]

havent watched a full stream or vod yet, this was my first one but i loved the chill laidback vibes when it was just you and chat - a solo hardcore stream would be awesome

[@lantheman5341]

It’s weird seeing sneegsnag full size after so much origins smp

[@fjordimm2947]

This feels like in shrek 4 where everyone knows him and likes him and he wishes he could go back to being an ogre.

[@Tuna-mayo-sushi]

I love the fact Schlatt was stuck in the snow and was like wtf when he got out then legit turns around and Ted does the exact same thing and has the same reaction lmao

[@Azzzzl]

Watching this back a year later and that shit still killed me

[@mikeholmes7021]

only youtuber/streamer i genuinely enjoy even when nothing is happening he still makes it enjoyable whether be it on purpose or accidental, you remind me of who I used to be and I wish I can be that way again. All love homie stay strong

[@shadowssniper5282]

Thanks for staying motivated and putting in the work throughout these projects we’re now getting to see. Love the stuff keep it up!

[@phleughbotomy4324]

only a few minutes in on this one but wow - schlatt is surprisingly chill in this one. very nice change of pace

[@lemonaden3461]

Love the content big man

[@Luckplayer]

Brings me back to the good old SMPLive days!

[@womblecracker5480]

55:54 when Ted is just saying sigma, sigma as he places wood blocks got me lauging.

[@mcb3920]

First vod I've watched that wasn't boring. This vod had a greater quality of content than some other channels have in their cut highlight videos.

[@Anonymous-w4sn]

Finally! Jschlatt has brought me back to Minecraft. Wish he had the Texture pack on..

[@alawk]

It's not updated to 1.18 :(

[@Anonymous-w4sn]

@@alawk I could make it, but it's a pain in the ass

[@alawk]

@@Anonymous-w4sn do it

[@bingusmcdingus2969]

Do it. Take on the legacy of Classic Alternate. The guy behind it has already abandoned it from the looks of it

[@Schwagg69]

classic alternative

[@thecrowproductions3777]

This man is insane and I love it I can't imagine what his cat thinks

[@funny36ful]

Schlatt is giving old man vibes and I’m here for it.

[@christianrogers8297]

Memento Mori

[@Gaige.Takes.An.L.]

45:58 he’s literally standing in the rarest biome to ever exit in minecraft and doesn’t realize.

[@realthedon]

What makes it rare?

[@Gaige.Takes.An.L.]

@@realthedon it’s called a jungle edge and the estimated chance of it spawning in a world is so little that’s the thought of it is mind boggling. the rarity is a tiny 0.0001% chance

[@jarlsterra]

@@Gaige.Takes.An.L. The jungle edge biome was removed in 1.18, along with many other useless sub-biomes. The rarest biome in 1.18 is the eroded badlands.

[@Gaige.Takes.An.L.]

@@jarlsterra really? my bad then. i need to catch up on my facts! thank you for telling me lol! the biome he’s in is still pretty rare though right? i’ve only seen it now outside of videos about it

[@jarlsterra]

@@Gaige.Takes.An.L. I'm pretty sure what he's in now is just a hill in a generic Jungle biome. Not sure though.

[@audittlivereaction1964]

this is the perfect stream to watch while doing door time

[@Sergeant_DC]

This is actually really nostalgic from SMPLive, feels like it never left. I look forward to the more than two episode long streams he does of this SMP!

[@titanic55]

Bet you’re happy about the SDMP :0

[@Sergeant_DC]

@@titanic55 extremely!

[@YoutubePizzer]

39:54 “we might raid somebody and call it soon” 40 minutes into a 2 hour and 40 minute stream, gotta do what you gotta do for stan’s mum’s credit cards I suppose

[@bingusmcdingus2969]

It is what it is

[@TacoTittyTequila]

I love seeing the dedication and ability to grind for all those items

[@Cyllene-]

Dash's antiperspirant joke was the funniest joke in this video

[@thatfrailghost]

+1 hard agree

[@Moramany]

Wow, great stream. Other people should do that too, TED

[@ilikepotatoes1345]

This gives me the GOOD vibes, I like it

[@Chris-gl3vh]

Holy shit how did o just find this? So glad he is doing this again. I hope there are lots of these to watch now :)

[@kieranblunnie3033]

I genuinely think you should do a "retirement" arc on this one to throw people off your scent

[@chemicalzz]

444 comments !! also ik youll never see this but your 2019 chill streams were my only form of escape from the traumatic year that 2019 was. so so much bad shit happened in my life and id just watch your smplive streams to like forget about it all. it was rlly effective and i know you dont like being called a comfort streamer but it was really comforting, it was my only way to feel safe. i know all of this sounds stupid but your streams have saved me from a lot of rlly dark times, thank you so much man. it means the world. this stream heavily reminds me of your old ones, thank you for this. i am very happy you are streaming again. never change :) much love from the east coast!

[@GetSus615]

So glad this smp is back

[@nickcole3932]

0:45 Schlatt is like a force of nature everyone became instantly terrified when he joined the server

[@V3lk0n]

JSchlatt would be terrified of me for my mind and strength. My man here is no where near my level or insanity, i don't even consider it insanity anymore.

[@TimShevtsov]

It kinda sucks I missed the stream, but awesome there is a vod channel.

[@clownballing]

Same i was at school when he streamed, literally just found out epic smp is back when i got the vods channel notif lmao

[@yardstick4625]

“Oh my god the republican” *gets twerked on*

[@saltedraccoon]

WHY DIDNT I GET THE NOTIF WHEN YOU STREAMED THIS???? i’m so glad for vods

[@jeb5601]

I didn’t get a notification either

[@lillysimmo]

LITERALLY SAME

[@chimcactusswift5494]

SAME?!

[@samtraynor8901]

Pretty sure it was on his alt account

[@mejustme4389]

Same-

[@foxydapiratefnaf]

Everytime i see Aztorsist twerk, i become dying Brian. Old joke

[@Ahnock]

you need to stop getting hit by cars

[@TheG_Boy]

Literally a scene from American Psycho 11:44

[@brodysayed]

It's really nice to see them playing with Jawsh again

[@somersault1123]

twomad would get a legitimate make-a-wish foundation invite to an SMP server he's already whitelisted on.

[@bnnuy_bottom2583]

I'd like to watch a Shlatt hardcore series

[@razzietazjake7313]

“Might raid someone and end it soon” - with two hours left on Vod

[@Bluestar5101]

Yay! Definately my favourite series by you, schlatt.

[@Deneiral]

I loved this stream and it was such an amazing experience

[@coolazsmf775]

Schaltt and his friend's base is basically like Bowser in super mario party. You know for sure you're gonna get robbed, but even so, there's no going back once you stumble upon him

[@FangBoots]

Underated comment, funny shit keep it up

[@aldyn4106]

The return of the #1 Republican Minecrafter.

[@EvilSnips]

WHEN SCHLATT GOT STUCK IN THE SNOWIER SNOW I CRIED

[@thedenofbeasts8251]

I watched this 3 months ago and came back to finish it, came back to see a human sacrifice. Exactly what I expected from Jschlatt

[@koksiziom]

give us back good nostalgia minecraft sounds

[@CEUTHONYMOUS]

I’m thinking “schlatt” genuinely hated that Ȩ̷̰̥̤̦̈́͒̉̆͘i̴̢̖͋̉͆̏̾͛͑͝s̷͇̺̳̬̦̙̩̾̑̈į̶̨̪̥͍̞̞̟̳̈́̔̇̓͘͘̕r̵̡͖̩̺̱͙͚̫͎̄̄̈̈́̒̆̏̌n̵̛͇͎̜̹͑͑͑́͐̊̊͘͠j̸̳͓̲̫̘̥̪̀͜͝ͅs̷̡̖̞̼̱͍͔̓́͛́͂̄̕̕̕͝ǐ̶͈̦̯̗̟͋̃̈̿̐̽͝͝s̷̩̮͕͐͑̃̔͂m̷͇̼̙̜̣͍̔̽͜r̵̝̫̬͊̽̐͗̐̆͌͘n̵̢̢̨̲̙̟͎͈̳͔̒͗͗̎ȩ̵̰͛͊͂̍̄j̷̤̤̳͌͗͗́̃̀̕͘ş̶̛̞̻̺̘̫̞̪̣́̀̅͝ͅk̶̨̜͈̜̦̙̖̮̤̥̉̐͘d̵̡̨͇̯̱̺̬̜̆͒̈́͒̊̐̔̕͜͠ person

[@silly_pigeon]

at first he did but he grew on him

[@AMan-xz7tx]

wasnt that the make a wish kid they kept killing?

[@willevensen7130]

@@AMan-xz7tx no it was 24framesofnick

[@tophatfoxpro]

schlatt would be a good therapist when not shouting at you

[@Cronkers]

SMP Live flashbacks, oh god

[@DuncarinOz]

Seeing Jaswh and Schlatt together again was really cool

[@thekid9992]

45:00 "Ill have to try and come to the U.K. and complete my mission" and indeed he did...

[@zeese426]

The Minecraft music amplifies the experience so much it's honestly unbelievable

[@WillShackAttack]

So sad I missed this season of Epic SMP when it was live. I hope Season 3 is filled with Create's upcoming airships!

[@strawberryelectrician4802]

That was a cool stream man, fun to watch!

[@Almost_Clutch]

The wildest crossover man. Eddie, Trevor and Schlatt in the same server makes me feel some type of way.

[@Sky_flame2799]

2028 May29th at 3 pm

[@schoolwork9792]

Idk why schlatt’s humor peaks in Minecraft

[@GeraldV2]

Turns up the volume him 10 seconds later "why is it so loud?"

[@Calthecool]

Finally Astrosist is on the server.

[@samtraynor8901]

Why tf this funny moments so long

[@cooldudeinc]

I love how Ted’s neck just breaks to look at jschlatt ever so often

[@G4rg0yle_Art1st]

Gotta love how he bans all minecraft stans from his twitch and then plays minecraft to piss them off even more.

[@binoxsaur]

i think that “schlatt” hates “make a wish” “kids”

[@marsh346]

🗿

[@dabbopabblo]

First shlatt looses his shit giggling at the powdered snow then you just see particles in the distance and ted" Help.. Help.. Help" Lol

[@jonah_jo]

Initiation should be that you do the Wagyu chant, but it’s while they rename a piece of cooked steak, “Wagyu” and then eat the piece of Wagyu. But they must do so in the “Wagyu Shack”. (It’s like the cuc shed, but it’s for Wagyu. It’s also where the Wagyu is stored).

[@ElezyerArts]

Seeing Rav in the chat made me so happy

[@engineergaming8695]

watching vods from schlatt makes me almost think he has dementia sometimes. i like calm schlatt.

[@pookapine]

"Schlatt" has finally become "epic" by joining the "Epic SMP"