That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

[@Technoblade]

sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see) anyways back to plugging my merch I SELL HOODIES AND TSHIRTS technoblade.com/

[@hevy7894]

Ok

[@eazyaccount]

ol

[@oady4778]

hell ye

[@elizabethgarcia-sz4ui]

Ok

[@FUCKTSERIES]

it's ok technoblade

[@crash64-]

"Which crime has been committed?" "You've just invaded every single country on the map"

[@paulbalet]

I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land

[@swedewtf]

Crunchy exactly lmfao

[@infiniteannus3389]

@@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that

[@XarathDominion]

@@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.

[@arson00]

he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol

[@lefishe4594]

“I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.” “Why?” “i used to rule the world.”

[@Nitrosta]

Chunks would load when I gave the word

[@boelsboel2208]

Now every night I go stow away

[@Nitrosta]

Hide from the mobs I used to slay

[@abat10]

Nitro they were once all terrified

[@Nitrosta]

Everytime I looked into their eyes

[@SomeSpecialMouse]

“Techno, you can’t just take over the world!” OBSERVE

[@sansgaming607]

techno: *Hold my beer*

[@bingogod9123]

Ok boomer

[@dawd_]

@@bingogod9123 remoob ko

[@lukzy9913]

Corno Virus: What did you say?

[@leviewings4689]

Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.

[@INTRUZIVE]

The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers

[@MrA6060]

fool* proof

[@kongernen9373]

Technoboat!!!

[@therealspyfromtf2]

Technoboat!!

[@Ratatouille-lol]

Technoboat!!!

[@Arockettt]

​@@Ratatouille-loltechnoboat!!!!

[@Matsroe]

Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing? Look who's laughing now

[@HawkofJudgment]

Not them

[@chaotichoe2759]

me

[@Hekza0024]

Deyan btw me

[@lesserquack5437]

Technoblade = Ohio

[@Pins30]

reference about Minecraft Monday tnt run (alot of particles)

[@LARAUJO_0]

To be fair, he _did_ call dibs

[@SF3L]

I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!

[@kablanq4673]

Lmao

[@speckledpetals9606]

That trial would have been over right then if he said that

[@stoneman3800]

Bro, he called dibs

[@crabby4911]

yeah

[@YellowfishGaming]

Admins: The goal is to claim land Techno: *claims world* Admins: Wait that's illegal

[@72EEL]

Yellowfish Gaming Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal

[@YellowfishGaming]

@@WooperGamerYT lol ur right

[@YellowfishGaming]

@@72EEL indeed

[@ReaIbentIey]

Technodick

[@Kronkrito]

@@ReaIbentIey wat

[@myaltaccount4438]

Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.

[@pugparty3799]

Tru

[@NebuIize]

and it only just so happened that everything that wasnt taken was partially claimed by the other players

[@First.Name.Surname]

“Stop misquoting me” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@salter1630]

Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.

[@Carl-ld5jy]

He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah

[@genesisbeyond4256]

Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.

[@heck6757]

17:16

[@joeyj1036]

He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”

[@heck6757]

JoeyJ 17:16

[@justbecauseicould6958]

"No claiming the whole world" *claims 99%*

[@ThomasFan5002]

Big Brain

[@AshPikachu9]

Nah 99.99999999999999%

[@trunestor]

nah 70%

[@psychott6]

@just because I could

[@grimmsoul3096]

technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol he clamed LESS than 90% of it

[@Rondy05]

Technoblade: I call dibs on the world Everyone: ok Technoblade: *claims the world* Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@ulle5]

what is dibs?

[@Code_Machine]

@@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours

[@ratbat1072]

No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game

[@TaIathar]

This is the best comment in this comment section.

[@SF3L]

Everyone:*trials Techno* Techno: wait, that’s illegal!

[@toaster3665]

Wilbur declares war: Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”* Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*

[@zadabking9791]

💀

[@anismulla]

💀

[@cathleenbrown6691]

Tom

[@flarie7853]

💀

[@llllulfdyrewwzcv]

​@@flarie7853💀

[@darienwhite6223]

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland" "Ok I'll come raid" "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Nobody f&&ks with the Techno Empire

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

And then in the raid he takes over the whole world again just to flex

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

That would've been funnee

[@savanaho7687]

Timestamp?

[@cedarseaocean6322]

@@savanaho7687 17:08

[@Ciguato]

Rule - “No taking over the world.” Techno: “aight imma head out”

[@mageminx7551]

TEChNo: I only took 70%

[@lolz8bit]

Joe

[@Ictams]

@@lolz8bit Joe mama

[@markdominic8732]

Now take half of the world

[@hetecks1385]

@@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?

[@kimlynne4869]

The neutrality at the end got me Techno radiates power without having to do hardly *anything*

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

He wins battles before they even begin. Sun Tzu would be proud.

[@0god_253]

"I have to do all this work to claim a measly continent?!"

[@z34rk79]

Taking over the whole world!!! Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno" Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you 'Declared Neutral'

[@nejinvader1757]

finally not a depressing comment

[@docker_java]

Techo???

[@zacharynguyen7286]

hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

[@zacharynguyen7286]

@@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

[@mayleaf9799]

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

[@bruh-uq2zx]

13:35

[@shadow_shine3578]

9:38 I really stood and clapped

[@kat-sw1zx]

@Amel Bougrouz *sad misa noises*

[@pumpkinrage5880]

am the 777 liker

[@CarrolTheCat]

Yea

[@BictorBerro]

Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.” *Everyone liked that*

[@lemon5076]

im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel

[@Agustin77423]

@@lemon5076 me too lol

[@neophyte_tpk]

*Everyone will remember that*

[@kristijanmadhukar516]

Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him. Because i did and now i feel bad.

[@neophyte_tpk]

@@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly

[@alexnaughton6929]

Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.

[@dabing862]

Big brain

[@polyblank2]

Yes.

[@williamfabiano2586]

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

[@rememberingxd577]

yeah its big brains time

[@-0m3rcy0-8]

Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*

[@just_your_average_menace6183]

Keep in mind that Techno called dibs on the planet during episode 1, he didn’t steal any land, he took back what was his

[@findog3395]

They literally just made high IQ plays and they weren’t allowed

[@AetherSphere]

Exactly!

[@Nugcon]

Suffering from Success

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

its the /top situation all over again

[@AmorDeae]

On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now. So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.

[@scarletcript4148]

geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down

[@spacehunter200]

"And when Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

[@himanshujoshi5264]

Yo bro loved by techno

[@Deadlypichu]

2nd comic

[@doomsdaysoldier]

This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)

[@captainjacksparrow5771]

L

[@ohkuhlee]

@@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......

[@Illhelppwn]

"That's a lot of people that are going to declare war on you" Techno: uhhhh have you not seen my youtube channel.....?

[@fishbowlliz]

Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?

[@72EEL]

💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣

[@azureaquatic]

In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade. Technoblade declares war on you.

[@carjis]

Someone: I declared war on you! Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”

[@josephthomas8714]

Wilber: this doesn’t violate any server rule Also Wilbur: *enforcing the trial with /op*

[@Phasma457]

Also Wilber: Biting

[@Kiriiii]

Wilbur: starts war with techno Techno: alright on my way where are you? Wilbur: *enables neutral*

[@potate7598]

Lol that was great XD

[@wouldyourather6105]

Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies

[@RealityRogue]

@Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.

[@molluskcant6355]

zerotwooooo

[@livs_wrld111]

I like how on dream SMP they r u the same team ik it’s a different thing but still

[@DinoDealer]

Technoblade should’ve said “This is my land now so this “crime” is now legal therefore you can’t hold me against anything”

[@pablopereyra7126]

And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out

[@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568]

@@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho

[@limiteatae9791]

@The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao

[@hitwoman5650]

@shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her

[@zasery09mc80]

@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason

[@mamamia7050]

"hippity hoppity get of my property" - sun tzu, art of war

[@Miles26545]

This is true

[@suntzu3905]

i said that

[@matteggert9766]

Not to be that guy, but *off

[@techno-chan8903]

@Galaxyisnoob 100 oh, understandable

[@nazarseas7008]

@Galaxyisnoob 100 understandable,have a nice day

[@Bxll_Bxll]

He took over the world and now he’s going for the great thrones of the gods.

[@cythism8106]

He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.

[@Bxll_Bxll]

@@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes

[@FakeTerry]

his kratos arc

[@antonitocotter447]

Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑

[@Bxll_Bxll]

@@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho (I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)

[@pumpkingamebox]

The funniest thing is that Techno is actually capable of waging war with the rest of the world and winning.

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!

[@pumpkingamebox]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression! But, yes, you’re right. Lol

[@dragonsaway9710]

@@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War

[@WarriorLordOfAbyss]

Lol so true

[@noah-tl1gv]

to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice

[@dragonsaway9710]

... Blood for the blood god

[@kninenights]

He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.

[@Emily12471]

Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.

[@skinniboi]

its funny that he owns the whole world except for antarctica

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!

[@emilypalm8146]

i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica

[@ghjklkop7868]

And New Zealand

[@gabyzz1331]

Ironic

[@herelizabethan]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-

[@snicklelord4808]

Looking back it should've been Wilbur on trial

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

Amazing comment

[@thefuturistYT]

LOL

[@tahaymvids1631]

Lmaoooo

[@myarmhurts-eeeeee]

so true

[@Iresu_]

LMFAOOOOO

[@fairysniper8386]

"I got Fallen Kingdom ready to loop" "wait why?" "I USED TO RUUUUUULE THE WOOOOOOOORLLLLLD"

[@mrcandycane9310]

I like your profile pick 😂

[@az1202]

@@mrcandycane9310 profile pickaxe

[@zniszczupl]

@@az1202 profile pickaxe pog

[@Case2_0]

I don’t get the comments about your profile picture

[@fairysniper8386]

@@Case2_0 i changed it that's why

[@ssssssssssssssssssssssssss3892]

The sun never sets on the AntarcticEmpire.

[@splayairplane3418]

Only in summer though

[@bbarbiter]

Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft

[@Kizaco]

Nice

[@jeffreyliu747]

This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world

[@coltenrice5992]

jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot

[@allen8655]

Bruh he conquered the earth just to throw off a potato farmer

[@RineYFD]

MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

[@alknight7212]

Rine he used biggest brain

[@Smallges]

Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚

[@Genetix.]

Justin Nowaczynski stolen

[@Smallges]

@@Genetix. nice

[@capitancat5131]

Wilbur: *turns dramatically* "Who's watching the family guy in the background?"

[@One-ke4xy]

techno should've stood up and said "I demand trial by combat!" and then kill all of them

[@TheAwesomeAccount]

They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance

[@imvegan1994]

yeah the admins would get destroyed

[@isaactrockman4417]

yessss

[@splayairplane3418]

Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat

[@LHepi-ur2qe]

Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica

[@tlives]

🤣

[@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б]

That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth

[@ThatGuy-bp8mp]

It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own

[@cgyoboi]

It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol

[@justadepressedguywithnobi]

Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp

[@trapzone7072]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sun Tzu

[@Migixkem]

Good idea

[@wintercheckmate869]

Why would you degrade techno like that. I mean techno has WAYYYY more subs then sun tzu ever had.

[@wowwee4950]

It is

[@suntzu_official]

You dare?

[@wowwee4950]

@@suntzu_official 確實

[@aliasgharm1886]

Conquering Earth was too easy for him, so took it to the next level and conquered the afterlife. RIP Technoblade.

[@hoggo7448]

dam that hit hard

[@Amexican24353]

Rip techno

[@goosifyed9717]

He is overthrowing the kingdom of god

[@EpsilonWire]

@FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there

[@chainman958]

ya that hit hard and low

[@nylti_xelic]

in techno's defense, he went insane planting potatoes for 15 hours a day

[@diamondz4057]

Yes indeed

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.

[@Jibbleyang]

@@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is

[@iamanidot8498]

@@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao

[@diamondz4057]

@@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it. But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.

[@getonleagueguys7557]

so basically he *Used to rule the world*

[@nike01x26]

Chunk would load when he flying by

[@nethascotx24]

Now every night he goes and flies away

[@vinkhe861]

Above the lands of people who he used to slay

[@heindrichpepler709]

One minute I was the king

[@ahebeshere5842]

Next minute a trial goes all against me

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

Wilbur: This isn't against any server rule. This isn't against anything at all. This is completely within their rights. Also Wilbur: trying to give them a sentence even though he himself said they didnt break any rules. Big brain Wilbur

[@prophecynewt2250]

Watch the disclaimer at the end.

[@iSomeDood]

Watch the vid

[@darkhorseash4337]

Tbf he DID say it was a warcrime which is also very much a punishable thing lol

[@bigbigbig42]

@@darkhorseash4337 And that is where he is wrong, what Mr. Blade did was not a war crime in any way.

[@Lillythepanda123]

@@darkhorseash4337 yeah but He never declared war on anybody so it’s not a war crime lmao

[@RoxyGuy-s7m]

the fact that at 9:29 after they took over the world, the description for the empire says ''Techno is still watching frozen 2'' is just so freaking funny

[@mootwo_]

SMP Earth, 2019: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (16:20) Dream SMP, 2020: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (His revolution stream from Nov 16th)

[@arseniclarceny4160]

Fer Reaf No wonder he doesn’t participate much,, It seems like a common occurrence. As a dnd player i’d probably either get really pissed or lose all confidence if i just got talked over constantly. :/

[@16letter68]

cinematic parallels huh

[@TheNoviceAnimator_]

I feel for him I never talk cause people do the same to me : (

[@lilowhitney8614]

It's inevitable to get talked over when so many players participate

[@GoalSUBNOW]

Smp earth was a roleplay?

[@jacobvertiz1108]

Can we all just appreciate that he went through all that effort JUST to throw off another potato farmer.

[@aang8026]

HOT DOG DERP of bacon yes

[@JoeisBack]

HAHHAHAHAHA ikr a true mad lad

[@uiri]

E

[@minipiedmonte]

Yez

[@MidgIsCool]

Yap

[@GameArchiver]

"First of all, I didn't break any rules, so I'm not a criminal." "Second of all, you're all on my land." lmao

[@ryanbui457]

Absoulut madlad

[@truebricks9299]

Checkmate

[@henryrobinson8167]

10⁰0th like

[@phantomruby6633]

Hippity hoppity, get off my property

[@johncoleman6674]

Reverse card

[@jeffreyyin]

Techno is currently conquering the land of gods, his new journey has just started. It is sad that we can't witness his adventure this time

[@residentsleeper9764]

@FeZerved [Best videos] true he was aethist

[@Fearlessfer69]

Nope…HE ALREADY WON

[@clarkepiatt8245]

Remember: all of this was just a distraction for the great potato wars

[@BatteryWinter]

True

[@technospyform1578]

Chaotic neutral

[@mattgaleur4240]

This man win two war at the same time

[@emanon7624]

You got 666 likes when I posted this comment

[@mjnji]

Now 777 likes

[@retroman5841]

If I may make a defense, he never individually entered a single country, so therefore it could not be a war crime as he never invaded a single country.

[@mehedi1178]

True, all the country put themselves inside techno's border.

[@marutotigre3488]

Im confused as how invading another contry would be considered a war crime, sure its war, but war and war crimes aren't the same thing. I mean sure, they would end up in a war, and if they won they could sue him for reparations but it wouldn't really be for war crimes.

[@onyxiris]

@@marutotigre3488 Techno would have invaded all countries simultaneously, which violates the rules of war and thus constitutes a war crime.

[@marutotigre3488]

@@onyxiris No? At worst it could be said he didn't make a formal declaration of war, but the operating rule of the server was mostly at war until said otherwise, so that's iffy at best. And no rules of war prevent invading everybody at once, the only repercussions for that would be being at war with everybody, wich is in it of itself big enough deterent.

[@onyxiris]

@@marutotigre3488 does Article 8 (2) (B) xiii of the Rome Statute on War Crimes, seizing enemy's property without property being imperatively demanded by the necessities of war, and section 2 (e) VIII, ordering the displacement of the civilian population for reasons related to the conflict, help to clarify why what Technoblade did was still a war crime?

[@s_napps]

12:57 Phil: Can we stop the thunder it’s loud af. Can’t hear “Shut up criminal”

[@PS-vr1uv]

Philly?

[@tumblingartist]

Golden line in chat

[@iammarqsalt1583]

The child against the old man

[@sanscoolson5125]

How come I just read this and immediately know it was Tommy before reading who said that.

[@phoenixmilburn8759]

Technos really good reasons for taking over the world 1.Cmon 2.itll be funny

[@NetLockGaming]

Wilbur: “you have not broken any rules” Also Wilbur: “ however you have committed a war crime”

[@johnwayne6482]

NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes

[@miletilblight2181]

Technically They didnt go to war at any given point So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies

[@johnwayne6482]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not

[@yejiacharlesshen5501]

Oh hey there

[@NetLockGaming]

charlie edits why hello good sir

[@justakidicarus1191]

"For you, the world Phil." Respect a man who can keep his promises.

[@valerierae76]

He kept his promise before making the promise XD

[@bushramanoo]

A stack of likes to this man

[@calebhanly2026]

@FeZerved [Best videos] bro for your own sake delete this before others see it

[@Mio_Chxn]

Where was this quote originally said?

[@grey8288]

@@Mio_Chxn On the DSMP. C!Techno had ultimate loyalty to c!Phil, which they developed based on their bonds in the Artic Empire, which they brought into their lore via Techno moving to an artic environment and Phil even adopting the artic empire skin. C!Techno had one goal, to abolish government, but outside of that, his top priority was his allies and above all of them was Philza. Pretty sure it was the stream where he got a new home, but not positive.

[@WolfbitPlays]

Techno is the only person to upload less, AFTER he went fulltime

[@justsomerandomguyjk6860]

This is why pewds has more subs than him Lol

[@ragedice6853]

u kno he live streams right?

[@AndrewDevourer]

adhd makes work less fun even tho its the exact same thing XD

[@ragedice6853]

@Benjamin Sigouin he uploaded 3 times last week

[@ragedice6853]

that's basically every other day

[@Conranimations]

The judge for the trial 4 years later being a abuser......nah technoblade wins none theless. Technoblade never dies

[@spirit9783]

Wilbur: Declares war Techno: You wanna go? Wilbur: Actually nevermind

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

Techno: *joins SMPEarth* Wilbur: why is boss music playing

[@Hatkid_]

*negalovania starts playing*

[@angrycarljohnson69]

hatkid _yt no

[@ТатьянаДурнова-у8ъ]

hatkid _yt Technolovania

[@Hatkid_]

@@ТатьянаДурнова-у8ъ *technolovania starts playing* *everone left the game*

[@savanareherman654]

This man... conquered the whole world... *as a distraction to rule the potato market...... he wins capitalism*

[@diamondz4057]

Yes he dose

[@Inhale_8632]

Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day

[@nobj7824]

Wait,

[@juliusroman8616]

@@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.

[@dragonsaway9710]

@@juliusroman8616 *does

[@ItsJustChri5]

if anyone's wondering how they were able to claim without power, i have a theory. in programming, there's something called an "integer underflow." basically, if a number is too small for a computer to read, it'll loop around to the highest integer possible. basically, by trying to remove their power, the admins accidentally gave them more.

[@ImbuedHunter]

Assuming it is a normal factions plugin, you can claim without power, others can just claim your claimed land if you don't have power.

[@mcmonkey26]

i think it also could have been an error where the programmers programmed it as something like: if (currentPower = maxPower) { //don’t claim; } instead of if (currentPower >= maxPower) { //don’t claim; }

[@GunnerSiIva]

@@mcmonkey26 no, it's a normal feature to be able to claim without power

[@yazunhc]

Techno sounds like he's reading a Christmas book for his kids every time he talks.

[@jomama5935]

HugeOPness he was an english major you non

[@yazunhc]

@@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.

[@remindertostayhydrated602]

HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?

[@DragonTheseNuts]

@@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word

[@yazunhc]

@@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.

[@warcrimes8572]

Techno joins SMP Earth; Admins: Why do I hear boss music?

[@juliedubron2187]

Nice

[@kenji9445]

Technoblade: *becomes good at smpearth* Admins: *this is not OKIE DOKIE*

[@1maxiuns]

admins: that is not very cash money of you

[@watersheep8883]

He said dibs on earth so its all kk

[@takoyakiiii]

@@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken

[@brothdian]

@@watersheep8883 the council has spoken

[@mrscorystokes9360]

Aged like Wine: 16:06 "I am proud to stand side by side with Techno"

[@thatneo4133]

"dibs on the planet" -Technoblade He's a man of his words

[@human4027]

SO TRUE

[@darealrexrandom]

the greatest comment I could find

[@shasta1101]

999

[@jasnoorkaur6717]

1k likes I did it

[@apexmoonz2504]

Time stamp

[@Nugcon]

SMP Earth Members: Wait it's all Technoblade? **Flashback to Techno calling dibs on earth** *Always has been*

[@matthewhernandez6508]

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland" "Ok I'll come raid" "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

[@henryhoward9679]

Wilbur didn't Expect W.A.P. ( Weaponized Assault Penguins)

[@bluenoob5945]

@@henryhoward9679 ._.

[@abosisabyss]

Technoblade has earned the achievement “When pigs fly “

[@xdraphi6363]

@Lopzinc it is a achievement in minecraft. Fly a pig off a cliff. Thats why the joke is funny

[@tinyboxjackiplier3642]

Lol

[@unigamerderp7430]

Oh techno did it already in hypixel

[@Peeppoop-l6d]

Heheh. I.get it.

[@condimentman9533]

That’s a pun

[@maxphil2465]

Now, he’s conquering SMP Heaven. Goodbye Technoblade. Thanks for everything 👑

[@grimmsoul3096]

wonder if god will be a boomer? and how long that will last?

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass

[@Nekrotix12]

Technoblade: *gets invited to any event ever* Also Technoblade: "How can we completely break this to my advantage."

[@poidachi6003]

*Technoblade achieved what the Germans didn't in 1940's*

[@spiritflame8453]

Bruh he technically did

[@chickenbreasts5543]

Nazoblade

[@bruh6664]

Ze last battalion

[@duccducc3186]

I said that so many times while watching this stream

[@Hatkid_]

just wait for the 4 kindome? idk in actuly german idk how reich is called in english

[@osmion6426]

"To conquer a nation, First disarm it's citizens" - Sun Tzu

[@diamondz4057]

Yes

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Yep

[@bharathimahadevkudavakkali5370]

Perfecto

[@tonsilsthecat9312]

Yes

[@eleazarbarnett8573]

I can't believe I never watched Technoblade until after hes gone. I'm gonna have to go through and watch a lot of these.

[@mr.lizard666]

Same

[@shadeunderthetree7055]

Welcome to the battle, my loves

[@blazemenace1208]

15:29 "who is watching family guy in the background?" *"UH THE COPYRIGHT TRIAL IS NEXT"*

[@YoshiFan15_256]

“Watching Big Bang Theory Funny Moments.”

[@GhaniKeSawah]

“laughing over what other people are saying intensifies”

[@Matsroe]

When the smart kid outplays the principal and the teachers.

[@tanaka6691]

Teachers: *That wasn't very cash money of you*

[@defectivepikachu4582]

and yet despite him not breaking any rules he still did something wrong

[@Randomhuman990]

A: taking over the world is not classified as a war crime B: everyone is trespassing in techno’s land

[@discord.]

A and B

[@scooble_]

C. He didn’t invade them, he made them enclaves

[@grimmy2663]

"Look, on my works 'ye mighty and despair, Nothing beside remain round the decay of that collasal wreck, boundless and bare. lone and level sands stretch far away."

[@clayxros576]

I get it was rp, but I absolutely love how you were completely in your legal right and the admins were cheating to stop you cause they didnt like it. Calling them boomers is quite accurate.

[@bimmer24m32]

He wasn’t completely in the right the admins could have stated imperialism is a crime but they didn’t so he was somewhat in the right

[@GoalSUBNOW]

Lmao

[@bobtheregular721]

@@bimmer24m32 where did they say that imperialism is bad?

[@phil8910]

@@bobtheregular721 they never did, but they could have, so uuuuuuuh

[@bobtheregular721]

@@phil8910 Yes, but laws dont count if they dont exist. Murder is considered pretty normal, and stealing isn't sentenced with jail or community service, so we can assume that real world laws dont apply. This means that imperialism is perfectly legal.

[@KawaiiPandass123]

"I can’t wait to tell everyone to hippety hoppety get off my property"

[@sakamotoren1222]

Antarctic Empire did what Nazi's didn't do in WW2

[@cell2179]

Thanks for the subtitles

[@Aurafuhll]

Techno is too good

[@xtremegamer9810]

Mello guys iam 11

[@llamazing4326]

Dani?

[@oH_._]

Technoblade: (Does a harmless prank) Chip: Eh, seems funny Wilbur: I'll go along with the joke Josh: (Actually serious) So you have chosen *_GETTING BANNED_*

[@lilypaigeham]

Who's josh? Is he the same josh as its_josh?

[@deemolitiont1845]

@@lilypaigeham no, they're talking about JoshA20, who's a mod of Wilbur and one of the owners of SMP Earth

[@JackLupton]

i remember the plot in twist in the potato war which described why he wasnt streaming, it wasnt the cough, it was the potatos

[@horiaduna2311]

The moment techno was betrayed by arlus was the first time he experienced anti-government sentiment

[@snarls3760]

Oh so smp earth is canon

[@Panda10million]

My head canon is when Abraham Lincoln died in ultimate hunger games he became anti government

[@ittselli3245]

@@Panda10million v o u c h

[@hexcss9153]

@@snarls3760 Not sure about SMP Earth, but interestingly enough, Mc Mondays, MCC, and the Mr Beast Duel are actually canon

[@Case2_0]

@@snarls3760 I think si

[@mitjakovac278]

Wilbur: * declares war on the antarctic empire * Techno: okay imma Come raid now Wilbur: * declares neutrality with the antarctic empire *

[@demonicdemonic6770]

Bet Wilber was saying "Fair enough no war shall be committed I choose life."

[@masongao123]

IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

[@joesteam1389]

Techno did what the Germans couldnt

[@theweedeater1842]

not invade russia in the winter?

[@Trubbsy]

@@theweedeater1842 yes

[@vybepokemon6044]

*N O T H E R E*

[@sceletun3061]

Ja das ist was er tat

[@lolom8772]

The Germans walked so technoblade could run

[@lightningboltc2683]

Wilbur was about to sentence them to be nibbled

[@ethanwallis5678]

😔🙏

[@AquaAssassin]

May god have mercy on their souls

[@bucko2356]

W I L B E R H U N G Y

[@Kobekola]

17:10 !: "Your faction is now to *enemy* to newfoundland" Techno: ok fine ill come raid. !: "Your faction is now to *neutral* to newfoundland"

[@Migixkem]

Don't wanna get rekt

[@adrianrheed5105]

They knew that techno is a god in pvp and raiding cuz hes been playin factions for over 2 and a half years

[@Quinnie0821]

Techno: *gets called out for commiting a war crime Also Techno: Ok boomer

[@twkyu]

*techno conquers world* wilbur: wait you can’t do that techno: isn’t the point of world conquest to claim the world wilbur: but **no**

[@moneymonkey5387]

Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned

[@frelted6744]

DA WEIRDO wow boomers.

[@sn7y534]

wilbur***

[@twkyu]

DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was

[@oH_._]

@@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.

[@Mrchomk]

Rest in peace to the man who had helped me and many others. Let your life live on forever in the legend of the king of Minecraft and the undisputed potato king. Thank you Techno. For the memories and hard times that you have helped me and many others through.

[@badgermanor8264]

Nobody: Techno: “I used to ruuuuuuuuule the world”.

[@morphenic4141]

For like 20 minutes

[@aundersave]

Still counts

[@pointbreak9261]

@@aundersave lol

[@mayadyyara5593]

*Chunks would load when i gave the word*

[@etho7351]

Genghis Kahn

[@allisonhewitt5374]

“You fools we have the main character!” I lost it lmao

[@basilioyur7132]

When he said "dibs on the planet" in the start he wasnt joking

[@sebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

youre right :thinking:

[@richminer1]

4 yrs later and he still makes me laugh with every video. Legend.

[@johnhammond3539]

I love that there is a rule “first person to leak the IP gets their kneecaps stolen”

[@atomicriptide]

Isn’t it public now anyway?

[@hiffahyphae6707]

@@atomicriptide idk

[@iasked9392]

@@atomicriptide from what i know, theres a seperate public server. This server where the streamers play ended a couple months ago

[@tutydyfruty1702]

“This is witchcraft, I’m just not gonna ask, glad that man’s on my side.” “Oh you got a Notch apple. Twelve?! Uh- uh- Chat we choose good allies, we choose good allies Chat.” Techno admiring Phil while being low-key scared of him. The best duo✋

[@WingOfFire2255]

yes, and I mean it's funny I mean that was witchcraft and smart

[@explorerbe632]

dude i was about to go in the “Oh you got a Notch apple." part and then i bumped into your comment

[@xx_r.i.p_technoblade_xx1160]

Shut up technoblade makes better content

[@masterweird]

i read this as he said it...

[@jonthegamerplays4833]

I cant stop thinking "simp earth" now

[@potate7598]

I’ve been thinking that since I’ve ever seen the word smp XD

[@enthuast3370]

Simping for Earth is fine though, they should make a campaign for that!

[@dynamic207]

Ikr

[@hweshi]

Dream simp tho...

[@Jay_1506]

You ruined it for me

[@lilwizerd9537]

“This is the trial for the crimes of technoblade” “And what crimes is that?” “Uhhhhh-this is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”

[@nyphron3109]

Can you describe Techno's channel with one sentence? Wilbur: "It's probably a war crime"

[@jerusalem_]

Someone: “They’ll all declare war on you!” Techno:”...” “But where will they live?” xD

[@TheOneAvocado]

Timestamp please lol

[@jersonagabin2171]

yo why you gotta take my pfp

[@jacobsanders4254]

@@TheOneAvocado 4:23

[@SL-4178]

Pretty sure it 8s dani

[@reinne-chu5208]

Hippty hoppy get off my property

[@patrickriordan7230]

Wilbur: they will all declare war on you. Techno: what are they gonna do, fight me? Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells: absolutely tf not

[@tacticalirishboi6914]

I’m not going to like for no reason in particular

[@sarahmellinger8125]

Basterd

[@songbonnie1953]

Why do i think of someone who did it anyways

[@jackbelmont4389]

Techno offering a sword: "WHO WANTS TO BE KING"

[@kninenights]

@@songbonnie1953 well, to be fair, they did write “Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells”.