School Fight Stories | Sajam Punches a Kid off of a Bike

streamed Aug. 26, 2020
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[@Eunjuls]

Literally does a 4 hit combo into EX Helmet smack and the teach just asks if they're ok.

[@georgesears934]

"Don't worry, the scaling on that combo sucks."- Other kid, skull visibly dented and health bar at 76%

[@soldier257]

Dude. This exemplifies the suburban vs inner city school. The fits the teachers would’ve thrown is just so hilarious to me now XD

[@fabricatorzayac]

The teacher? That was Terry Bogard

[@keyblitz_]

Damn, Sajam was phenomenal at whiff punishing and hit confirming even as a kid.

[@lontvany]

he did not miss his combo, even finished it with a proper finisher

[@gamer5007]

@@lontvany just like in KI, gotta cashout that c-c-c-c-c-combo

[@asterhogan1]

there were natural born TOs at your school, you literally had a premiere event ready in a parking lot

[@Miguel-sz9kv]

>circle of people cheering and one person pissing that sounds like a street fighter stage

[@SuperLuigiKart64]

Birdie's Alpha 2 stage happening in middle schools across America.

[@gemicarus]

“Who’s fighting?” “The Samoans.” Don’t even gotta finish that one I already know someone got their ass beat lmao

[@SethKasso]

Nicholas G some of the toughest people on earth. Them and native Australians, the aboriginals

[@drudru8947]

You fucking right

[@ShinkuDragon]

hey, don't underestimate the mexicans either. those guys are one hell of a monster when they're pissed.

[@FishHookEXE]

Yeah, if I've learned anything from watching years of pro wrestling and sports, you do NOT fuck with the Samoan dudes, they will fuck you up for real.

[@roguelites5225]

@@FishHookEXE pro wrestling really?

[@Evergladez]

Watch out Jiyuna sajam is out for blood, first he trashed some guys netcode and punched him, now he's reliving his glory days of being a high school delinquent.

[@lontvany]

LOOOL someone send this to animeilluminatis

[@JadenDaJedi]

When’s the Jiyuna VS Sajam MMA match

[@gabriels9919]

Lmao

[@mikeyRoxx981]

Lol "imagine 2 Fall Guys fighting" I just hear a buncha "woooo!"s lol the little noises they make

[@hudojens461]

The grabs sounds too!

[@bluegrave4376]

it's funny how kids think that starting shit makes them look tough. Everyone generally mellowed out during junior and senior year of high school for me. Maybe the existential dread of trying to figure out what to do after high school cleared up everyone's heads

[@bluegrave4376]

@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead lol I feel ya man. Just try to surround yourself with friends at any given moment. It makes it harder for people to start shit. Another trick is to purposefully walk in front of teachers and staff so that if someone tries to do something, they get called out right away.

[@wezleeclinton5850]

I also think it has to do with the times. For me, growing up in the 90's and 2000's, people fought almost everyday at my schools man, and if there wasn't a fight, there'd at least be word going around that there will be. My schools weren't even in a bad neighborhood or anything but every fight would always. I don't know how kids are these days or if schools are more strict with their policies on fighting but I remember the schools in my area always followed the "let them duke it out to solve their differences" approach, which was a terrible idea that only led to more fighting and more drama.

[@ApexGale]

because kids growing up see all sorts of media where the tough guy who wins fights is cool. my elementary school was full of literal 11 year olds with exaggerated swagger, and my neighborhood was full of them the easiest way to deal with them was to automatically retaliate if they tried to fuck with you and then leave and never speak with them after that encounter. had to just keep to yourself after that and not talk about it. otherwise they'd see it as a sign of weakness and walk all over you. i think at one point in the 9th grade some dude hit me in the back of the head while I wasn't paying attention during lunch so i got out of my seat and drop kicked him. really stupid and i fucked up the landing and scraped my arm but the guy never fucked with me again. and someone from martial arts club got in between us before it could escalate nobody reasonable has time for fights as they get older. your body becomes less durable as you get older unless you work out constantly, and we can't show up to work with a black eye or we might get fired.

[@garminbozia]

That kid with the key was Jyiuna from animeilluminati and thats how the beef started

[@o.o.4238]

What he won't tell you, is that it wasn't his school and this happened yesterday.

[@azechase6597]

All of it collectively happened yesterday.

[@jerometolentino1678]

that classmate with the key was abusing his huge ass normals but never learned the sajam match-up smh

[@alexmelodic2640]

Alternative title "Vega main gets wrecked"

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

Sajam out here with a counter super when some kid with a Key V-trigger activate mashing punches

[@loosegoose8190]

SAMOANS VS MEXICANS 2:NEW AGE OF HEROES

[@tailsfoxboy]

This man really attacked Sajam with a keyblade. He's literally irl Sora.

[@miguelguzman80]

the whole mexican vs samoan war on the parking lot reminds me of the crows especially the beggining of the second movie

[@jonnycakemusic]

My jaw dropped hearing how Sajam didn't get in trouble for decking a kid multiple times during class, while I softly punch a kid once during recess in elementary school and got sent to the principal's office.

[@TimBagels]

I remember I threw a dime at a friend during lunch once in Jr. High... got 4 days detention and a VERY stern talking too from the teacher that booked me. The kid who i threw the coin at literally was like "Why did they do that to you wtf"

[@Mage_Nichlas_]

I've gotta give Sajam props for being able to pee while 10 people and a fight is happening behind him. I can barely even pee in public with 1 other person.

[@Manus_Factum]

You and that kid and your teacher were kind of the homies tho, no lying no faking. God damn

[@The_Death_Owl]

So this begs the question is Sajam a high or mid tier grappler?

[@andretolentino458]

Gotta be mid tier at the least, years of patching has made him worse tho.

[@theshyboy]

Turns out he was a striker all along.

[@Zman7981]

Sajam bringing the slamjam

[@lko990mtapod]

"Violence is not the answer" IT IS THE QUESTION, AND THE ANSWER IS YES

[@holdenkimura5034]

Dudes were like two hockey players fighting on the ice.

[@neruneri]

You know, I can at least respect that kid with the key for realizing he fucked up and taking the shitsandwich after Sajam went apeshit. No pretending to be the victim, no playing dumb and lying, just "yeah..." as if he knew he had it coming.

[@dLzzzgaming]

Even the shitheads had more class back in the day

[@rainy4902]

Sajam commentating the bathroom fight like “knockdown into 6p, good stuff. John getting that free oki, Kyle pressing buttons on wake-up. Nice anti-air from Kyle, this is a close match guys, Kyle with the whiff punish, john using up his burst, oh!!! John with that hadouken, instant rush down!”

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

1:26 That's so funny, Sajam literally did the crowd thing old video games do where if you get too close they push you back in. It kills me imagining all of this is happening while he's at the center just pissing 😂

[@Thriving_in_Exile]

Sajam: solves a problem with violence. Also Sajam: "violence is not the answer."

[@ShadowCeltic]

The samoans are fighting the mexicans.... That sounds like a great battle i read in history class lol

[@PolitoedLink]

If somebody ever messes with you on school just remind them that you are a Grand Master player on SFV and have learned how to throw sonic booms

[@prestonsmith7313]

I was in the gifted program in middle school, so like 60% of the students in my classes thought they were the smartest kid ever.

[@ASTR47]

I feel this. They were so fucking annoying 😭

[@l9139]

We didn't have that shit at my school. The kids were too stupid.

[@chilidaddy1117]

Damn stories like these always make me think that I restrained myself way too much back in the day. In my middle school you could get away with so much shit, I honestly regret not resorting to violence as it would have resolved most of those situations quickly. Not to mention it would be satisfying af.

[@mychaeljones7526]

Me too. I know Im low key a sociopath.

[@drudru8947]

Its clear you didnt fight growing up because nowhere in your fantasy do you entertain the idea that you could possibly be the one getting your ass kicked

[@theshyboy]

@@drudru8947 Eh, it might be that he was the one getting fucked with and not fighting back. I dunno about you, but there's a bit of cartharsis in fighting back, even if you get your ass beat.

[@ApexGale]

@@theshyboy because when you fight back it leaves a message that even if you lose, you actually were willing to throw hands. many kids don't like to pick fights with people who are eager to fight back. retaliating shows them you aren't an easy target and if they leave the fight with a bloody nose or black eye they're far less likely to try it again, even if they technically won. they're basically looking for the 100-0 MU. as long as you show them the MU is like 70-30 you're the real winner

[@TQWarrior]

"made me rethink meeting Sajm" "just don't stab me with a key"

[@no64256]

The fact that fights seemed to be a regular occurrence in schools is so crazy to me. It might be because I really just keep to myself, but the closest things to a fight that I ever saw in school were when I was lying down on the playground and a bully sat on my face and I bit him, and when I had a "fight" with a friend and neither of us actually threw an actual punch. Both of these were in elementary

[@DutchHeathen]

In my school we would make make-shift weapons (blowguns, mostly. but also small melee weapons) and go to town whenever there wasn't a teacher watching. There were teams. It was literally miniature cold war. There was an arms race. Then the teachers caught wind of it and it migrated to the weekends in the park. Open warfare. Thinking back, it's a fucking miracle no one got seriously hurt.

[@tsunfish9443]

Sajam's already got this calm, well thought out air that makes me want to listen to what he says and take him seriously more than most other gamers on youtube, but my respect grew even more just now...

[@dagangstah]

Jiyuna better watch out

[@Joe_Silly]

Says favorite fight is when he elbowed someone while taking a piss Proceeds to talk about Samoan vs Mexican War Never Change Sajam

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Holy cow Sajam pulled a heat move on that kid, straight up Yakuza shit lmao

[@saviorofseals5111]

"Do you guys have those kids in your class who think they're the smartest person on the fucking planet"? I had that kid in EVERY class. That's because that kid was me.

[@sigmaklim2532]

You gotta do standup some time, Saj. You have the perfect delivery for it.

[@ShinkuDragon]

now THESE are the fighting stories i come here for!

[@Jgt612]

Man... I remember the only “fight” I was involved in at my high school; There were these two guys called the twins, Ben and Jason. I always did my best to be as neutral as I could but for whatever reason these two dudes *hated* me. So one time in 6th year (which makes us about 16-17 for the Americans) between periods I’m walking across the school yard and I’m running late to my next class, I’m about to get into the building and I hear Ben and Jason shouting at me. I should have just kept moving but I stopped and they started sprinting at me like they were hopped up on that 28 days later shit. To this day I don’t know why they didn’t just rush me at once but they did that one at a time nonsense. They both botched it pretty bad and ended up on the ground but if I’m being honest I was fucking terrified they’d get up so I just grabbed the nearest one and started smacking his head into the ground, really escalating things way past what was acceptable. I didn’t know at the time that a physics teacher had seen it happening, until he ran over and started shouting at me to leave them be, but he did say he wasn’t gonna report me so I suppose that’s a small victory 😅

[@alexisjosephquejas3600]

I love content like this in between analysis and game sets. Keep it up my man

[@bebop306]

I’ve never even knew this about Sajam and he got into fights. No wonder this dude is just chill 😭😂

[@soldier257]

“They couldnt do their homework but could organize a war. Who’d a thunk it?” Aint that the whole fucking planet XDDD

[@Shr3dd]

Featuring Sajam from the Yakuza series

[@tcbobb.8782]

The only fight Sajam has ever lost was against Coach Steve to a grab

[@mainstream6326]

He didn't know how to tech the throw

[@mikeyRoxx981]

Swear the Samoan fight story sounds familiar. Has it been told before Sajam??

[@ibeatmywifeandkids9084]

i remember him talking about it in a guilty gear strive video

[@yurexpi]

Yeah I believe he mentioned it before

[@Giraffinator]

I like Sajam, he's neat

[@iggydadawg9712]

Didn't know Sajam went to Gedo High School

[@jonathanpryor1077]

Fun fact. I punched a guy who hit me first and we both got suspended. My folks were cool with it though so I felt fine

[@PAPALIKO]

A Californian that hasn’t smoked weed well into his adulthood life, unicorns 🦄 do exist!!

[@DarthNepster]

Sure do. Im one of those unicorns lol

[@SuperLuigiKart64]

I have heard enough stoned idiots playing Grateful Dead to know I never want any association with that shit lmao.

[@jasonwhigham335]

The Mexicans vs the Samoans, all the warriors gathered in the parking lot to throw down

[@gregtheunstoppable4487]

I've never been involved with a fight at school but one day during freshman year the person who sat next to me first period science (she was a bit older and was held back to freshman level classes, had a bad temper, tattoos etc) walked in through the door, slammed her stuff on the desk, and stormed over to a girl that sat very quietly in the back of the room. She then proceeded to scream at the quiet girl for apparently spreading false rumors about her relationships online. The teacher eventually intervened after and after a lot of screaming the girl wound up and slapped the fuck out of the teacher. All while the quiet girl watched on in silence like a damn super villain. I never saw the first girl again and the seat next to me remained empty the rest of the semester.

[@Mr.Faust3]

Sajam’s far slash is nuts

[@dylanh.3793]

1:28 anyone got the frame data on Sajam’s 4L?

[@ASTR47]

LMAO

[@retroletro1178]

Frame 3 4l dawg, it was patched tho. Also i heard his assist was been nerfed multiple times after the bathroom brawl invitational for pushing opponents too far.

[@dylanh.3793]

Retro Letro wtf? The assist wasn’t even that broken and it was pretty much the only thing that could counter Tasty Steve’s 1+2 command grab. These devs are trash at balancing their game.

[@retroletro1178]

@@dylanh.3793 for your information sajam was played on *both* players teams. Not even for the character himself, he might as well been taking a leak while waiting to be called upon. It just shows how powerfull that assist was it was like sajam wasn't even in the fight. As for the devs i agree they did sajams dp dirty after the cereal tier list national showed it was "too strong", it wasn't even that broken only thing that was found "cheese" was the rollback kick and they haven't even patched it out.

[@dylanh.3793]

Retro even if that were true it doesn’t explain the 4L nerf. Why make average fighter even worse instead of incentivizing people to throw him in the fight? Now Sajam is basically bottom tier and the one counter to Steve is gone. Guess I gotta become a LowTierGod main and spam GTAB from max range like all the other wifi scrubs.

[@teko1987]

Sajam: Did you guys had those kids in your class that thinks they're the smartest people in the fucking planet? Me: Yeah... It was me :v

[@broceedwin]

Sajam walks out of the bathroom and sees Kyoma walking in with a bat. is about to go down

[@jbo914]

Fight for NY sajam npc 😂😂

[@CylonDorado]

When I read the title, my first thought was when Batman punched the guy off the motorcycle in Mask of the Phantasm.

[@BetaManicCommand]

Lesson: Never approach Sajam with a helmet or a key on your person.

[@MacMens0100]

2:20 The race war starts now

[@DanielLopez-gg1du]

Hitting someone in the head with a helmet is beautiful, it’s irony at its finest

[@puffingxtom]

LAUSD never change

[@AMDGBananaBen]

Sajam Blanco, yeesh some guys just don't learn!

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

Based on 20/20 hindsight: whenever anybody ever screwed with me in all school ages my immediate reaction should've just been as much violence as I can bring to bear without murdering them given the environment and my strength level. I didn't even get in very many fights nor did I get fucked with very much but the times I did get into fights or got fucked with and tried to avoid getting hurt or having a violent altercation ; I regret just not swinging for the fences immediately to resolve the situation quickly one way or the other. I have 2 brothers, we're all around the same age and we didn't get into fights at school but at home we just scrapped non-stop over everything. I know I was scared to really fight with other kids at school because I was a dumbass kid and couldn't gauge how strong other kids might be compared to my brothers. I discovered way too late that my brothers are fucking r3t4rd strong and I couldve just bodied kids at school if they were messing with me.

[@Boyzby]

Closest I ever got to a fight was some guy I knew from 4th/5th grade challenged me in middle school to fight next to the buses after school, to which I responded, "I don't fight girls" and walked away. No idea what his problem was with me but, yeah, I always missed fights at school. Also, where the fuck did you go to school? Hearing these stories kind of reminds me of Gus Sorola talking about his school days. Nevermind, you said California. Makes sense, carry on.

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

At my school in Southern California the kid with the helmet in sajam's story would've been getting clowned non-stop for a) wearing a helmet b) treating it nicely c) flexing on the poors by having parents that cared whether he lived or died.

[@DarkArms17]

Didn't know Sajam does MK in real life too

[@tk_chickenwang]

Pulled out the Weaver helmet on him

[@toshi5000]

There are definitely a fuckload of people in the FGC who were autistic in school and caused fights for no reason and probably got their ass kicked

[@Hazard_sys]

Sajam took them wig splitting lessons from Big Herc.

[@GrusomtSuper]

I have to know... did the samoans the haka when they where lined up??

[@mindmaster323]

All of the Mexicans vs. All of the Samoans isn't a fight, it's a fucking War. --At my middle school I saw and was in a few fights. Usually the boys would meet up in the bathroom and two kids would go Body, which, for those who don't know what that means, is when two kids just stand face to face and beat the shit out of each other until someone gives up, no face hits allowed. --I saw my friend beat the shit out of a kid for pooring milk in his shoes. --I got into a fight with this mexican kid cause he kept trying to bully me. --I 1v2'd some other mexican kids cause they kept stealing my stuff. I think the only fight I've personally been in and lost was at summer camp where I got hit in the face so hard a fell straight back and slammed my head on a rock. I don't even remember what that fight was about.

[@BigDaddyWes]

School kids may not be good for much, but they sure do know how to spread the word when shit boutta go down.

[@IKARIking67]

You know, this whole time I thought me and @Sajam were people who enjoyed the FGC and the "Maryjuanna", but now I see I've been smoking by myself this whole time. 🤣 Some of those stories are very similar to what happened on my HS campus back in the day, except it was Mexicans Vs Armenians, and someone upped a Mac 10 and aired it up the parking lot so everyone ran off. no one got hurt, but still. Smh, California school system.

[@ButtonHasher]

5:25 lost em

[@noah-ux2cz]

6:04 and you say grapplers are cheap

[@MrAgentIncognito]

Note to self: never play SamSho with Sajam.

[@HOstInTerNeTHai]

you dont have to do Jiyuna like that😢

[@HerbertHandyJr]

Bruh.... I laughed so hard at this video 😂

[@iSoryu]

All I can think about is Kolin VT2

[@headbreakable]

funny I had the same story in middle school, it's a bout 20 people, but one of the kid is not fight back thu.

[@mpowe12]

@sajam is so violent

[@omerbilgili5178]

Run it up

[@michaelruss7801]

With your demeanor the fact that you never smoked weed sounds unbelievable. I believe it but like most people have at least tried it and you especially seem like someone who has at least dabbled.

[@TomPlaysGames1]

Relatable

[@ShiningSta18486]

...you never smokd weed wtf hahaha

[@senorcholo6244]

Bro it way worst at my middle school

[@Blaowser]

sounds like Carson or Hawaiian gardens area

[@jhsrt985]

What school did u go to????

[@kaemonbonet4931]

Lol did we go to the same school

[@Washicles]

Yoooo, Sajam used to be such a chad. Wuh happen?

[@bigmacmm5]

Damn, Mexicans got on boots?!

[@ironwolf113]

We gonna get you vs Dark Souls on the channel?

[@mynamestambo]

#teamjiyuna

[@TomPlaysGames1]

I'm from California that just how I sound

[@VikingII]

Diversity.