Nah, this is way better than anything served in public schools
@unovasfinest26237 ай бұрын
True. You had to pay extra for the cookies 💀
@strxgebxtterfly10827 ай бұрын
private ones too. or at least mine
@piegods49127 ай бұрын
That entire spread was to good looking my school had multi colored hotdogs and fries as the 3$ meal, a cookie cost 1.25 and a unsailted pretsel was 1.00
@piegods49127 ай бұрын
And a small carten of milk
@CrazyCartoon-zd1kn7 ай бұрын
@@unovasfinest2623 I get it for free
@Ashykitty6 ай бұрын
The fact that you made everything from scratch increased the health value but 10000%. Everything needed to be canned, frozen, or otherwise pre packaged to be accurate.
@dammbenderisgreat6 ай бұрын
Don't tell Michael obamna she will make the food worse granted I'm done with school so don't care now
@reclaimthunder92546 ай бұрын
@@dammbenderisgreat I had a stroke reading that fucking bullshit.Go the fuck back to school.
@corybiss78846 ай бұрын
And it was always in a plastic bag!
@BananaCatsnotanalysed6 ай бұрын
@@corybiss7884 you had a bag i hade a tray that broke if someone touched it and never had enough room for stuff just things spilling out
@SkanRashke6 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, back in the 80s and even into the 80s a lot of the food was made from scratch to save money! Some of the school lunches were honestly really decent depending on the school. Nowadays though? Nah, garbage.
@lunamoon12396 ай бұрын
The implication that the cookie just _comes with_ the lunch. Naw, that shit’s always extra
@double0evanjr2716 ай бұрын
Always, they $2.25 at my school
@Genes_in_jeans6 ай бұрын
They were 2.75 at my school and then once I got to high school it was phased out completely gotta love nacho day tho with the little circle chips and fake orange cheese and sketchy ground beef or popcorn chicken day with the greenish gravy
@josukejotaro5486 ай бұрын
Hell yea!
@dorkheadrae6 ай бұрын
I went to school in the South from 2000-2012 and we got cookies some days 😅
@meep41366 ай бұрын
They’re like $2.00
@Lizo361Ай бұрын
“Little bullet dodgers” had me on the ground 😂
@matatias23 күн бұрын
so are they in the case of a shooting
@thekitten_hoarder7 күн бұрын
@@matatias As an american I can confirm
@nickhoffman92567 ай бұрын
As an American, this meal is leaps and bounds better than anything I was given by the public education system
@bbqchicken-yn4jw7 ай бұрын
REALLLL
@Empireofjapan19337 ай бұрын
Same im in high school and I sell snacks and I order door dash for lunch
@Khornecussion7 ай бұрын
Heh. I had parents that made my lunches. Ham, cheese and mayo sandwiches were a " bad day " for me and in the winter? Cream of chicken soup in a thermos made the way I like it with a little milk and butter to " cut it " on the sodium while keeping it creamy and rich. You'd think I would've been obese with those eating habits, but I kinda needed it. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome is so bad in your childhood / teen years that pushing anything beyond 115 lbs is lucky.
@Empireofjapan19337 ай бұрын
@@Khornecussion I aslo eat a crazy amount of food and I'm not obese at all actually pretty skinny
@ter23647 ай бұрын
id eat that everyday if it would replace the same unfreezed mush i had in elementary school
@thegreatclydeidoscope44617 ай бұрын
As a student from the USA- that food looks WAY better than the actual food at our schools
@nagawave247 ай бұрын
They never have cookies
@spagetbear35067 ай бұрын
it looks better than the nothing you get in canada
@icestryke7 ай бұрын
The pizza is made with cardboard and lies.
@Taniks_Kell_of_Telesto7 ай бұрын
Yeah, and honestly we haven't done the pledge of allegiance since 2016
@Marshall1q.7 ай бұрын
@@icestrykewith a little bit of melted plastic
@viscera84427 ай бұрын
sir this looks way too good to be an american school lunch. you gotta add at LEAST 2 frozen items
@itslikethat54567 ай бұрын
Our public school feeds our kids hella lot better then that bulls.... And ppl saying their school lunch was worse are morons & probably part of what's wrong with our country. Debbie downers and crabby Karens
@bigman71677 ай бұрын
Fr 😭 those dry freezer patties haunt me to this day
@MISSY-qd4wk7 ай бұрын
Plus you gotta at least put one expired true moo milk, my school had expired milk once, I only drink the slushy juices now 😭 💀☠️
@austinslaughter3197 ай бұрын
Pay to play baby, never mind that our f****** food system for education and jails basically one giant f****** circle.
@wrennie15326 ай бұрын
@@MISSY-qd4wk so true! The day somebody poured out chunky, rotten milk was the day I stopped grabbing it.
@AGothNamedWednessday2 ай бұрын
Im chiming in with all the other Americans, this meal is so nice lol. I had a couple schools that served food like this, where like everything was made that day, but most of the time is was prepackaged and swimming in grease. My worst experience was a school where they never made anything fresh, and it was a lot of stuff similar to tv meals and like bosco sticks; and one time i got a pizza and it was soggy with grease floating on top and it made me so sick. Also most schools require you to have a fruit and veg (after michelle obama made it mandatory) and the veggies were either boiled or canned, and there was a 50/50 if the freah cut fruit was rotten
@34Nor6 ай бұрын
As an American I agree with all of the other Americans when they say that the American meal you made was more rich, full, and nutritious than anything I was EVER served in my American public school.
@TheBigBadRaven6 ай бұрын
What he made was way better then what we have.
@cedric39736 ай бұрын
I am from texas and this was trash compared to what I got.
@venti79816 ай бұрын
@@cedric3973right? I’m from Md and this is just sad
@cedric39736 ай бұрын
@@venti7981 exactly, I read all the comments and thing about the actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006
@venti79816 ай бұрын
@@cedric3973 I go to a pretty normal school for my area but the food is nothing like in the comments, we get spicy chicken wings, chips, dairy free milk, rotini, nachos, pepperoni and sausage pizza, and ice cream on special days
@itsmuffintime68886 ай бұрын
“It’s not grey enough.” -An American High Schooler
@alichan37726 ай бұрын
For real
@I-sub-back.6 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@HunnerBun066 ай бұрын
This is the perfect description of our food
@IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun6 ай бұрын
It probably has too much flavor as well too lmao(pain)
@cherry_Officialy6 ай бұрын
Fr they gave us food with mold we never get cookies
@SashaBeez7 ай бұрын
As an actual American, I gotta say get rid of the jello, the corn, the tater tots, the cookie, all the good stuff. We just get uncooked veggies and the pizza.
@trulygreg31037 ай бұрын
i gotta agree with everything but the tater tots. sometimes that was the main meal at my schools. option of nacho cheese sauce to go on top of it in high school too lmao
@sylth41036 ай бұрын
@@trulygreg3103yes i was about to say the tater tots at my high school were good. unless they got soggy lol
@Tiresome7496 ай бұрын
As a another fellow American get rid of the cookie and everything else there is completely accurate
@SylverScourge6 ай бұрын
We would get tater tots, corn, pizza (with white sauce), and a whole ass apple. I hate corn and white sauce pizza so most of the time I'd just eat the tater tots and give away the rest of my food to the other kids at the table.
@geliamcadams25206 ай бұрын
Frozen pizza
@luna_sunny172623 күн бұрын
We aren’t **required** to say the pledge but we do have to stand and acknowledge the flag. In several states the pledge is followed by a “moment of silence” idrk why.
@r1nsstuff1785 ай бұрын
There’s no way you just called us “little bullet dodgers” 😭
@ToastRobotixx5 ай бұрын
I mean we are
@bluebonproductions5 ай бұрын
@DarkRamProductions yeah he ain't wrong
@The_bozo_on_siteP5 ай бұрын
He’s not wrong
@Sage254695 ай бұрын
That’s 100% what we are
@nicoleash35165 ай бұрын
One: he’s not wrong.Two: some of the videos just go a little bit too far and just make fun of cultures.Not saying that he did
@hunterplays36766 ай бұрын
The little bullet dodgers is crazy
@Jangofet9526 ай бұрын
I was just about to post this wild
@ganjagirlina6 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO GOLD
@rock3tcatU2336 ай бұрын
Little Neos.
@leogao69296 ай бұрын
im dead
@waylanddee72116 ай бұрын
im from the usa and I cant even tell you how much that part of the video made me giggle
@Jijis.DeliveryService7 ай бұрын
They don't give cookies anymore, students have to buy them separately from where I was from
@nycookietv7 ай бұрын
It’s an à la carte item which I cannot get because à la carte items are no longer available for the rest of the school year 😭
@oj_Twigg7 ай бұрын
My school had whole wheat rolls with some frosting on top and called it healthy
@albar4287 ай бұрын
They do give out cookies for free dependant upon your school system. The NYC public school system gives out free lunch, and that includes desserts like cookies, cinnamon buns, etc. The school lunch at my high school wasn't bad at all, I just didn't like the dumplings they served.
@johnmorse29696 ай бұрын
ya when i was in high school the cookies were an extra 1.50
@rageddragongaming10616 ай бұрын
I feel bad for you
@Lizard-Wizard08418 күн бұрын
What you made is 100% more wholesome and real than anything I’ve eaten. I got instant mashed potatoes that tasted like paper.
@MagicTurtleStudio6 ай бұрын
Oh don’t forget the milk that’s either expired or frozen solid 😂
@Hey_Cece1116 ай бұрын
REAL
@The_only_Pheebalicious6 ай бұрын
Or weirdly gelatinous
@Lemonsaregood1236 ай бұрын
I still remember the day in sixth grade I found NORMAL MILK.
@berurkebenei36876 ай бұрын
@@Lemonsaregood123In 5th grade, this one kid found NORMAL milk, and everyone cheered. Even though the teachers told us to stop
@Arzano.2296 ай бұрын
One time our milk was just a glob
@levirogers92836 ай бұрын
It being made from scratch alone makes this way better than actual lunches we got
@jaimej1106 ай бұрын
The fact that your hand making all of this just puts you leaps and bounds ahead of any school lunch you would get in America
@SeanTerrace6 ай бұрын
ok brit
@Ghduehsns6 ай бұрын
stolen comment
@JujuswiftieАй бұрын
That looks way better than my school lunch! Most of the time the pizza ain’t even cooked
@olivia_mae_karate116 ай бұрын
As an American, I can agree that school lunches are a -2/10. You forgot the chunky chocolate milk an moldy carrots. I've never had a cup of jello with fruit in my lunch, an it's been years since cookies were handed out. We also eat fake mac and cheese, burgers, and chicken sandwiches.
@sharkula.16 ай бұрын
And the plastic fisherprice corn! Sometimes it's even stale bread
@DigiScape9036 ай бұрын
How about the stale dry chicken sandwich with no pickles or sauce
@whipnaenae22536 ай бұрын
Oh man I be choking on those dry ass burgers
@Luffy-132hze6 ай бұрын
nah bro when ever we do get fruits in our jello it looks like a dog threw up on it and the mixed it up I have to gather up all of my courage and just try to taste
@robloxplayer28766 ай бұрын
dont forget the pink chicken! 🤮
@Nevaeh-jp3ei5 ай бұрын
Okay. Now make the pizza soggy, the tots still frozen, the jello basically water, and the cookie is a brick of charcoal. Thats the American public school system at its finest in my neck of the woods.
@Unhinged-n7r4 ай бұрын
the cookies at my school were half raw lol
@Nevaeh-jp3ei4 ай бұрын
@@Unhinged-n7r lol
@cjsocool85444 ай бұрын
don't even have cookies at my school currently
@ILiketoEatCerealLol4 ай бұрын
The pizza in my school is greasy and always makes me want to vomit
@Sw1shyF1shy4 ай бұрын
You forgot that the cheese on the pizza slides off of the pizza in one bite
@kenji_kishimoto6 ай бұрын
the food looks edible, you did it wrong 😂
@lizvandervort37955 ай бұрын
It looks like he forgot bullets in the lunch
@Unhinged-n7r4 ай бұрын
@@lizvandervort3795 STOP I'M DEAD
@CrazyJackApl2 ай бұрын
This is 100000000% times better than anything I’ve ever had at school
@PinkMomochi6 ай бұрын
American here to fact check! The pizza was never made fresh, it was either frozen pizza pocket thing that came still in plastic, tasted like cardboard, or from a cheap pizza place where you would ONLY buy the pizza because it was sold in a stand in front of the gym instead of in the cafeteria. Also, NEVER seen corn as a side, usually prepackaged Famous Amos cookies or another prepackaged cookie. Almost all food came wrapped in the plastic they microwaved it in. There is no real kitchen in most schools, just prepackaged frozen food that gets reheated in a microwave until it becomes warm plastic mush…
@shaemarcelin33066 ай бұрын
I had corn weekly
@EmeraldEire74366 ай бұрын
My school had corn. Had to eat the lunch after I forgot mine one day, it was the most disgusting corn I had ever tasted.
@cedric39736 ай бұрын
We had actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. My high school had rice dryers for treating rice prior to cooking. Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006.
@daltoneades48146 ай бұрын
@@cedric3973this is some bull shit where were my options
@acelynn41666 ай бұрын
SO TRUE and at our school recently in some of the food options they've been adding packaged grilled cheese... which is unfortunately better tasting than anything else they serve no joke. That and the frozen fruit cup thingys. Like how whatever they don't make and just add to the trays for the heck of it taste better than what they actually make and give out.
@Your_local_bunny_friend5 ай бұрын
As an American this is 1000 times better than our actual lunches
@Rockship29105 ай бұрын
Ikr
@LilFrijolayye.5 ай бұрын
What???? I live in the suburbs and our school lunch is ok. In addition to that its literally free. I think its because the 2 high school in my area have huge funding. They spend like 15 million a year in renovations
@Your_local_bunny_friend5 ай бұрын
@@LilFrijolayye. Maybe that’s it but all I’ve ever seen is unfilling food, frozen everything and if not then thawing, mystery food, and worse That’s why I never ate school lunch and I never really got hungry at lunch anyways
@513cgp5 ай бұрын
@@LilFrijolayye. i grew up in drug riddled suburbs with poor schools and still had better lunch 😂 had like 4 different whole meal options everyday like a restaurant. Had to pay tho maybe $4.25
@Unluckyprincess155 ай бұрын
Real. Its so fresh it could be fine dining
@Lostagain7645 ай бұрын
The fact that this would be school lunch on a good day is wild
@brickrulerz13275 ай бұрын
My school does not give that. We had a single piece of bread for breakfast today. That’s most of what our lunch is.
@Nonyofuckingbuisness5 ай бұрын
@brickrulerz1327 we get chicken sandwich or pepperoni pizza, that is all, and that cookie ain't free that shits an extra 1.25
@agent62195 ай бұрын
Incorrect the true fact is this was never served only the pizza part and even then their loaded with preservatives and so little of anything nutritious you want to die
@ClayBrick-re7sp5 ай бұрын
Not a good day, a day where you question if you are even ok or just hallucinating.
@PinkPalmPuff09Ай бұрын
I don’t know about other public schools but at mine( in America) we have a salad and fruit bar picked fresh from the garden we have options such as salads ,wraps, pizzas, French toast sticks, hot dog hamburgers, etc or you can have whatever they’re serving that day. And a lot of it is fresh with not that much grease.
@airy214Күн бұрын
what school do you go to how have you avoided lunch hell
@PinkPalmPuff09Күн бұрын
@ tbh idk I been to other schools were lunches were crazy but this school it’s not that bad
@spencerrivet38057 ай бұрын
As an 8th grader in the US, I will mention that lately schools have been cutting back on budgets and haven't made home cooked meals in years, but rather cooking frozen portions of food and serving per packaged sugar free disgraces that they call "food"
@acreativename-yw4tm6 ай бұрын
same situation for me
@dpark1896 ай бұрын
what I did when I was in junior high to high school was I asked my mom to teach me to cook some basic food and I just packed my own lunch in secret the day before and pocketed the lunch money or sold my lunch ticket. bought myself a couple video games that way.
@spencerrivet38056 ай бұрын
Damn ok imma keep that shit in mind thanks bro
@myadventuresandstuff54286 ай бұрын
My school got a grant and now I get free breakfast and lunch, but everything is still mystery meat and vegetables from an unknown origin
@lillymurray84086 ай бұрын
Not our school. My daughter has the best lunches and multiple alternatives to choose from!
@justagirl-m5t5 ай бұрын
he dissed america in like eight different ways and his cooking was still better than the school lunch lady’s
@bababooey72165 ай бұрын
Nah the school lunch ladies were legit the ingredients they were given were always shit tho
@farkasmactavish5 ай бұрын
Don't blame the lunch ladies for the system's crimes.
@kittenuniverse13273 ай бұрын
Don't blame the lunch ladies they were always the sweetest, blame our schools for being cheap af
@Azzy20995 ай бұрын
Bro gave that a -2/10 and that sh*t would be amazing in an American school.
@bonniepearce22425 ай бұрын
Yeah, today we had canned mac n cheese and canned unsalted green beans at my school (btw the green beans had mold on them) 😭
@AuroraLalune5 ай бұрын
Yep. Even the fruit in jello thing only happens certain places. Where I lived it wasn’t a thing and you’d be lucky to get a fruit cup and kids FOUGHT over those. There was never quite enough for everyone to have one. The ‘fresh fruit options’ were normally shit too. Actual rotting and moldy wasn’t at all uncommon. No one wanted the ‘fresh fruit’, which wasn’t lovingly cut up for easy eating. It was put out whole ‘as an option’ so they could say they offered it but with zero expectation for the kids to actually take it. The kids who did were usually starving.
@medic77795 ай бұрын
The best was the pizza that people remember even as a adult saying man that was a good pizza but east coast nardones pizza aka Pennsylvanias golden food supplies the school with pizza like the french beard pizza or the normal rectangle pizza which always hits the spot but the best is getting their pizza from a store and throwing it on a grill
@Liam-yt7de4 ай бұрын
Someone got food poisoning from are lunch 💀💀💀
@IsabellaReyes-kw9mz4 ай бұрын
@@Liam-yt7de I got food poisoned in elementary once for eating chicken. 😭 To be honest I still don't know why there is BONES in the chicken since that's technically a choking hazard.
@Eabha-marie27 күн бұрын
As a American like most in this comment section as it seems. I’m in school still (public) and I’d wish we got this we just get hard cold pizza and a apple and that’s your lunch. Sometimes on special occasions we get bullet holed mystery meat “chicken” sandwich
@Stolazz7 ай бұрын
Our school once served orange juice that expired in 2009. This was in 2016.
@cas82277 ай бұрын
well you know, gotta get those little rapscallions into alcoholism early or the companies wouldn't make a profit
@davidbanan.7 ай бұрын
@ahhhh91557 ай бұрын
just got served some apple juice that expired in 2006
@sadprivatepyle75367 ай бұрын
The amount of times I'd open trumoo for it to be a block is ridiculous
@jowanah30737 ай бұрын
wtf thats crazy lool
@BlankIsOkay6 ай бұрын
They gave 5 year expired chocolate milk... The actual lunch was a mix of oatmeal, throw up, and prison food.
@azalea_18036 ай бұрын
Ur kidding…..
@autism_final_boss6 ай бұрын
me too man... me too.
@zoro43586 ай бұрын
@@azalea_1803 No we're not I what he just aight is ten times better then anything I've ever eaten in a American school that shit looks delicious have you ever eating a hamburger with the patty dryer then fucking beef jerky I have it's disgusting and the chocolate milk is chunky like it has a thick texture wtf
@Jigga-jabbla6 ай бұрын
Woah, I drank plain milk that was made 5 years ago recently, they really need to start checking the expiration dates.
@dinocrafter69876 ай бұрын
@@azalea_1803 As an American, I wish they were....
@krampus93767 ай бұрын
you forgot to add that, in most parts of the U.S., students have to pay for their lunch
@Ahhcommitment7 ай бұрын
Yurp ✊
@ItzMundane7 ай бұрын
Wait, you’re telling me that students don’t always have to pay for lunch (and breakfast)?
@Music_1sLife7 ай бұрын
@@ItzMundane no my school started doing it when the flood hit of hurricane Harvey and they’ve just done it ever since otherwise they normally don’t do it
@nughoul7 ай бұрын
Edit: before you reply with the same shit look at the other comments please! And my edit thanks🙏 Tf are you talking about? Maybe in private schools but almost every single public school, which is the most popular type of school in the US, it is free???? No actually, where tf did you get this information. Looking at an article about school lunch debt in the U.S (education data initiative) 11.8 million students receive free school lunches, compared to 0.74 million who pay a reduced price of $0.30 and 2.23 million students who pay full price. Yeah, absolutely do not spread this bull. School lunches do sometimes suck, but they suck while also being mostly free. edit: Yall, look at the word almost and most in this comment. it is not lost on me that some people do have to pay, no shit, I never said they didn't. I am arguing AGAINST the statement that MOST people HAVE to pay. They DONT! by the statistics i gave most people DO NOT! That is my argument, I don't care if it's because of a program or it was default or you personally had to pay! MOST KIDS DO NOT! The statement that most kids have to pay for lunch in school in the U.S is wrong! that is it! please only reply if the statistics are wrong or wonky :/ I do make mistakes like that, and I would appreciate it. Edit 2: here is another stat just because I feel you guys need to understand that most people still don't pay, idfc if you pay or all your family did or you have to be in the program to not pay. most kids don't. Period. And if the "only" reason is because most kids are in the free program, it only confirms that most kids don't pay! You guys saying the same shit over and over is not disproving that most kids don't pay for lunch in America. Again. It Doesn't. Disprove. That. Most. Kids. Eat. Lunch. Free. Now please I don't want to act bitchy (because I started this who shit, my fault) but y'all really need to scroll down and read what I'm actually fucking saying :(. I'm just not gonna reply to the people saying the same thing everyone else has, thanks you. Anyway here is stat. According to schoolnutrition.org: " National School Lunch Program (NSLP) Average Daily Participation Over 95,000 schools/institutions serve school lunches to 28.5 million students each day, including: 18.9 million free lunches 1.1 million reduced price (student pays $0.40) 8.5 million full price 4.6 billion lunches are served annually (Source: Preliminary USDA FY 2023 data ) " Take it up with the USDA y'all. Not me, I'm not worth it!
@Ahhcommitment7 ай бұрын
@@nughoul my public school had us pay 😀
@creepermyeeper10 сағат бұрын
Damn, that looks really good compared to the actual lunches
@turquoise61935 ай бұрын
“Little bullet dodgers” is diabolical 💀
@HazardYaBoi5 ай бұрын
but true.
@Traumatizedyoungman7625 ай бұрын
@@HazardYaBoiThat’s the part where it is diabolical 💀
@angryduck44755 ай бұрын
“Little miss gripper” ass statement
@TinkOutLoud5 ай бұрын
I had to go back bc my brain couldn’t accept his words being said publicly. 😅😅😅
@Your-friendly_fairy.hunter5 ай бұрын
As a American I take 0 offense to this 😊
@Elkemi-K6 ай бұрын
As a fellow American, i can 100% confirm that's not what American school lunch looked like
@Whoopsie376 ай бұрын
My school never had jello nor cookies that looked like that. But maybe cause it wasnt a public school.
@sakurablossoms946 ай бұрын
This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.
@jjrpoektl19256 ай бұрын
Def never saw jello. More like plain apple or half a banana
@Spring_Eclipse6 ай бұрын
My high school lunch varies often But we got a fruit roll up sometimes, and a cookie whenever we had something called “Pizza crunchers” Which is just a pizza version of mozzarella sticks
@bubblelaydy6 ай бұрын
Every thing but the brownie and fruit cup for me. I saw jello fruit cups maybe twice in elementary school otherwise it was bags of juice, regular fruit cups, or sugary raspberry applesauce. Hell I don't think I ever saw an actual fruit 😂 In my private school shit still sucks, also doesn't taste as good, but it's 50% fresh so 🤷♀️
@mint-wr6wc6 ай бұрын
Bro just started a war 💀
@KhyleMitchell6 ай бұрын
FR
@sakanashoji6 ай бұрын
nah he's pretty much right
@Lil_Burbger6 ай бұрын
I ain't gonna lie, there's no war that can be started here. I've seen pizza with burnt cheese that just falls off in one big piece.
@fallenlogan6 ай бұрын
No war when the government thinks it's better to charge kids for lunch and if they missed a payment on lunches, they're required to pay it otherwise they won't graduate. Also most schools now only provide one part of the meal because they're underfunded thanks to George Bush's No Child Left Behind.
@sunspot1618 күн бұрын
First experience with real public school was when I lived in the Netherlands for six months back when I was in kindergarten. Obviously no pledge of allegiance. It was also a Montessori school. Surprisingly the biggest shock when coming to American school for the first time wasn’t the different education method, it was the confusion as to why all the kids were droning on about the flag. I quickly noticed there was a flag in every freaking classroom. It was crazy.
@thecoolestmanever90686 ай бұрын
this is the kind of meal you’d brag about getting at school.
@Shaka-Bear4 ай бұрын
Cookies are only given for special occasions, and the jello is an icy cup. 😭
@sukistorm71513 ай бұрын
Icy cups are only given on special dates too and they onlygive out like 20 so only a few kids get them.
@parparpenguin3 ай бұрын
Those icy cups are absolute 🔥
@Shaka-Bear3 ай бұрын
@@sukistorm7151 depends on the school
@notdeadever3 ай бұрын
My school charged 2 dollars for 1 of those dry ass cookies
@kittenuniverse13273 ай бұрын
Where I live icy cups are honestly some of the only edible fruit
@MasonMadji6 ай бұрын
Bro called us bullet dodgers 💀
@elmondo-s1e6 ай бұрын
I mean…
@CommanderWiggins6 ай бұрын
And he ain't wrong
@Scramify6 ай бұрын
Not bullet dodgers but bullet absorbers 💀
@MetalJuggalo6 ай бұрын
Well we do have a lot of sugar sniffers playing with their nerf guns in the buildings
@robertcisse26286 ай бұрын
That's because you are 🤣🤣🤣
@abby.roberto2 ай бұрын
nahhh bc the little bullet dodgers got me 😂😂
@RomeoChitii-ty5fr7 ай бұрын
little bullet dogers got me 😂
@liammorris10187 ай бұрын
@@sounduser hahahaha as if that comment wasnt bad enough this finished it off! bon appetite hahahaha
@madaxwayne7 ай бұрын
@@soundusersnatch?
@alexyork31777 ай бұрын
It gets us ready for war when our military decides to unnecessarily jump into someone else's business.
@that_guy_that_plays_stuff7 ай бұрын
Nah son, little jimmy’s strapped too
@pasalking77607 ай бұрын
@@alexyork3177I'm weak lol
@sydneywetzler59624 ай бұрын
As an American, this is way better than the school lunches I get, sometimes it’s literally like 5 Dino nuggets and that’s you whole lunch, and then when we complain abt being hungry that are just like “WhY dIdN’t YoU eAt At LuNcH?”
@octavia694 ай бұрын
here is a serving of moldy peas, expired milk, and chicken that somehow is either undercooked or drier than a desert :sob:
@cocoakittenbeans4 ай бұрын
@@octavia69this is too true, and the fruit is always on its last limb
@preppy.bloxburg.builds4 ай бұрын
we don't even get lunch in australia, it's a vegemite sandwich (actually so good) but maybe a $5 choccy milk
@hayliebutler93074 ай бұрын
True that. Only if your like my school the don’t even bother to warm up the food
@sydneywetzler59624 ай бұрын
@@hayliebutler9307 ya my school serves the food either ice cold, or so hot you get burns
@HeatherSierraVEVO7 ай бұрын
To be more accurate, you need a sad frozen pizza with ground sausage bits atop, or a sad corn dog. Chocolate pudding more like, and a separate apple/mandarin orange.
@DABIGBOI57-fq9mb7 ай бұрын
Not to mention that the Apple always had bad spots all over it
@ieatrats82247 ай бұрын
And some "chicken" for taco Tuesday.
@pro-zp6cq7 ай бұрын
Or those potato smiles that were always soggy and burnt at the same time
@curiousseal26787 ай бұрын
Also, the pizza has to be absolutely soaked in orange grease
@-TheMachineGod-7 ай бұрын
Ah, the good old days of whipping gross fruit at each other during lunch because it was more fun to risk getting a concussion from an apple than to eat it
@chrisdogg140326 күн бұрын
That looks better then 99% of the school lunches in Kansas City Missouri 💀💀
@MrDumdas7 ай бұрын
When I started teaching, I found out that you're actually not allowed to force the kids to do the pledge because it's considered "compelled speech," so I never made my students do it. It's crazy that none of my teachers ever told me I wasn't required to do it. Edit: It seems like a few people are missing the point. The issue isn't the pledge. The issue is the forced nature of it. I said the pledge every day growing up, but I assumed it was a law. I later found out that under the First Amendment, government funded educational institutions can not force you to do pledges, anthems, or prayers. If you went to a privately funded school, you're SOL. Also try and remember that the pledge has been manipulated in the past to push a specific religious ideology, just look at how much it, and other things like our money, changed in the 50s when the US decided to make Christianity synonymous with Capitalism, and Athiesm synonymous with Communism. This shit goes deep, ya'll.
@professorrosenstock50267 ай бұрын
My high school principal would make us say it.
@Runic1827 ай бұрын
I used to refuse to do it
@AleTitan7 ай бұрын
certain teachers wouldn't let us stay seated...
@jeremyd67757 ай бұрын
It’s unconstitutional thanks to the JW’s
@Thishandle_isnt_available7 ай бұрын
Actually i got written up for not saying it at most schools i went to.
@facebookaphobia15236 ай бұрын
This would be considered a luxury in my school
@tHeReSaPiNaPplEiNmYbUrGaH6 ай бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken stay
@linaaa31356 ай бұрын
"...the little bullet dodgers" 😭
@JordanMullen-sx6em6 ай бұрын
It took me a sec to realise what he said but it killed me
@sevenhundred776 ай бұрын
I can’t really enjoy the joke cause I still remember guns being found on my campus.
@GanryujimaX6 ай бұрын
@@fahrifahri3876☠️☠️☠️
@Nico.di.Angelo1286 ай бұрын
@sevenhundred77 agreed, it was made in extremely poor taste. It’s especially infuriating because this is a foreigner who doesn’t have to experience the anxiety that students and parents feel over this subject. Our friends, classmates, teachers, and family members could all be ripped away from us in a second. I’m currently homeschooled but was in public school until the 7th grade. My best friends go to the local highschool and so does my brother. The other day they were locked down because a transfer student was making threats of violence. Thank the Lord my brother was already home (he’s a senior and has enough credits to only go to school for half a day), but my childhood best friend was still in that building. My sister in Christ who suffers from extreme anxiety was in that building. This shit pisses me off
@HEY_FELLAS_24 күн бұрын
You forgot that all the food in American cafeterias has so many additives in it that hardly anything isn't artificial
@historyboy85586 ай бұрын
The sad part is that he made it better then what we eat in school
@8uphistory6 ай бұрын
Fax
@Christmasontop72726 ай бұрын
he pizza is NOT supposed to look that good the apples are small, green on the inside, and hard to bite into the cookies are so bus but they are ALWAYS UNDERCOOKED it’s either that or a dry nasty brick so…
@rachaelgonzalez14636 ай бұрын
Fr we get like this gross stuff and it’s not even made by the cafeteria people it is just shipped to the frozen and they pop it in the oven 😭
@pro-zp6cq6 ай бұрын
And it still got -2 out of 10
@jojoreference9456 ай бұрын
Maybe for yall this shi looks like trash compared to my school’s meals except for when we have ham and cheese never liked it.
@CallmeQueencrochets6 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw seasoning I knew this was going to be inaccurate
@Trainguy.57715 ай бұрын
Underrated as hell.
@linkin52217 ай бұрын
We don’t get cookies… This is way better than an actual American school meal
@LockytheLimeHare6 күн бұрын
This looks so good, better than any school lunch I've had.. Anyways I remember I got study hall in elementary(primary) school cause I didn't do the pledge of allegence.
@Kinsleybrame6 ай бұрын
This is an 11/10 compared to what we actually ate😭😭😭😭 Edit: yall I said compared. I mean the food HE is cooking looks SO much better then are food WE eat
@TaylorAnne126 ай бұрын
IK😭😭😭
@keegentilley5786 ай бұрын
This that 90s school lunch or something. Pre-Obama era for sure
@ericabergami77096 ай бұрын
It really is
@hackerkiller21316 ай бұрын
@@keegentilley578my brothers school had the exact meal minus the cookie. (Cookies were 50 cents).
@drawingtutorialsquick6 ай бұрын
To me this is a 1/10 (I live in America too)
@icy20376 ай бұрын
Getting called a bullet dodger is crazy 😂
@sunny0days5 ай бұрын
As an American, this looks a lot more better than our school lunches. Most kids actually got sick in my school.
@ForeverMorallyGray5 ай бұрын
Same ;-;
@Rose-wv4ez5 ай бұрын
I heard of someone getting food poisoning from the school lunch 2-3 times, and I barely even spoke to anyone so who knows how many other times that happened 💀
@Boredom_Reigns5 ай бұрын
I remember the moldy peach cups of Thanksgiving in 2018, along with the 3 kids who got food poisoning within half an hour after eating it; rest in peace (not literally, as they're all still alive)
@Cozi_Animates5 ай бұрын
I remember everyone in my school getting to eat pizza with the police for fun while me and some other kids got to drink crappy smoothies from ACROSS THE CAFETERIA AWAY FROM THE POLICEMEN and they wondered why we where crying WE DIDNT EVEN GET ANOTHER ONE WHILE THEY GOT TO HAVE AS ,ANY SLICES AS THEY WANTED AND I NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING WRONG💀
@SportsMan01255 ай бұрын
Facts
@kokuseb29 күн бұрын
“Little bullet dodgers” is CRAZY 💀😭
@vickidababe6 ай бұрын
as an american student, that looks 10 times better than my school lunch 😭
@sweppic6 ай бұрын
probably because everything was homemade by a cook and not prepared in a commercial kitchen with the purpose of serving literally thousands of kids in 7 hours
@victoriarouillier80656 ай бұрын
Ikr 😭
@SELLAMAStunts6 ай бұрын
At my school they just serving 10 yo pasta with spaghetti sauce
@EverythingEmee6 ай бұрын
Same
@ClXlFactory6 ай бұрын
I agree
@Pizza_Boxes12435 ай бұрын
“What do the little bullet dodgers eat” Had my dying 💀💀💀
@tessarsaurus5 ай бұрын
im guessing youre a failed bullet dodger then😔
@rurichan97845 ай бұрын
@@tessarsaurusomfg 💀💀💀
@Seagull0112716 ай бұрын
If we actually had this for school lunch, it would be considered a delicacy 😂
@Amanwithagoal6 ай бұрын
Agreed
@blobfishy46 ай бұрын
frrrrrr
@dylanshell99836 ай бұрын
true
@artsymell25 күн бұрын
This is way better than what i eat for lunch - american😂
@spacecat5815 ай бұрын
It's actually worse than this. I didn't eat the lunch from middle school through high school. They even thought i had an eating disorder but the food was just that bad
@Portahooty5 ай бұрын
Yeah man like I would gag anytime I had the ACTUAL version of those jello fruit things. They were so disgusting man.
@plugmanjohn5 ай бұрын
I remember one time in middle school I actually threw up later in the day cause the lunch I ate was that bad. I never ate another school lunch for the rest of my education.
@KittyKat-xg4tx5 ай бұрын
Same. Once i got to high school i stopped eating. The burgers andcardboard pizza were the worst
@edxdzforu4 ай бұрын
He forgot the spoils milk 😢
@savthemystery34884 ай бұрын
@@edxdzforu Yes!! I couldnt tell you how many times ive grabbed a milk and its sour to the point its chunky in the carton! Our school food isnt even edible and the cardboard pizza tastes more like a brick weathered outside rather than a piece of cardboard with some cheese slapped on top
@FocusUpppp5 ай бұрын
As a little bullet dodger, my school didn’t even pass the health inspection so..
@Runic1827 ай бұрын
I love how the pledge of allegiance has blocked out all of the hate comments about the food Edit: I am an american by the way
@robertgronewold33267 ай бұрын
Because we yanks hated that food as well.
@jakepophal9857 ай бұрын
They don't even do that anymore at least in Wisconsin it stopped maybe 17 years ago
@infectiontag13287 ай бұрын
fr bro really had a pretty scrumptious looking meal (compared to actual school lunch) and gave it a -2. he should do a review of school lunch after big mike ruined food in schools
@realhumbug7 ай бұрын
nobody was ever forced to do that
@sko1beer7 ай бұрын
only mainland china and usa make the kids do all that flag waving nonsense
@Nicole-hw5on2 ай бұрын
In my school they give us raw pizza with half frozen tater tots on a good day
@soccrstar47 ай бұрын
Born and raised in the Midwest. I thought Big Food catered everything. Our cherished next generation eats the same as our (overcrowded) prisoners eats the same as Nana dying in the hospital for 6 days, causing 3 generations of medical debt.
@nickadimouse17 ай бұрын
That's a lie. The hospital provides it's own food, prisons do not eat the same as the school system, why would you say something stupid like that
@Karma-qt4ji7 ай бұрын
With respect to Nana, she went quickly then. Only three generations of debt??? You dodged more bullets there than your kids at school.
@ToryThe_Rat6 ай бұрын
If my school lunch looked like this I wouldn’t have pushed to be homeschooled so soon 💀😭😭😭
@froggewitch90866 ай бұрын
The fact that everyone from the US (including me) agrees that this is better than our school lunch
@ToryThe_Rat6 ай бұрын
@@froggewitch9086 fr😭 one of the little cons that I put on my VERY LONG list of cons was the food public schools have😭😭 y’all actually get fed the same food people in prison eat and our “super fun pizza parties” were thin cheap pizzas with a juice box 5 chips and soggy fruit😭 y’all need to call CPS on these schools
@froggewitch90866 ай бұрын
@@ToryThe_Rat FR!! I LITARALY HAD FOOD THAT LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE SOMETHING I WOULDN'T FEED A DOG!!! (tasted like plastic cheese and sadness)
@ToryThe_Rat6 ай бұрын
@@froggewitch9086 😭😭😭
@microwavedcheeseslice6 ай бұрын
1.) The cookie is always an after and extra. 2.) This looks SO MUCH BETTER than anything I've seen at school.
@Pengu8086 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t be taking lunch from home if this is how they would cook the food instead of heating it up.
@Pengu8086 ай бұрын
Aw dangit
@Pengu8086 ай бұрын
Mbbbb
@DruzyWoozy.6 ай бұрын
I feel bad for you… coming from a person in the USA, this looks disgusting and I feel bad for people who have lunches like this. I’m in the #1 school district in Louisiana (not that much of a flex) but at least they give us some mutrition
@wizenedoak50466 ай бұрын
@@DruzyWoozy.Lucky, I wish I had better mutrition when I was in school!
@Willietick112 ай бұрын
That looks way better then the slop I get served at my school
@Woopa1346 ай бұрын
These British people be dissing Americans like there’s no tomorrow 😭
@iiiii43886 ай бұрын
What you gonna do about it?
@Ilovepeggleohyeah1006 ай бұрын
@@iiiii4388meet my friends little boy and fat man!
@windbreaker24326 ай бұрын
@@iiiii4388I have guns, that says enough.
@cipherthedemonlord80576 ай бұрын
We have guns, land, big homes and better cars even modern ones. They are subjects to the crown and EU.
@adamdodda32756 ай бұрын
@@windbreaker2432I feel safe at school, that says enough
@dizco79346 ай бұрын
as a student in the US, I've never gotten jello or chocolate chip cookies as a lunch but sometimes around thanksgiving and Christmas, they give us gingerbread cookies, and they may randomly give us these cookies that tell us to say no to drugs. Also the apples are never sliced
@person-ie4gr5 ай бұрын
The apples at my school look like they just should not be eaten but that’s not saying much when that’s just the whole school lunch in general
@SmooovDamns5 ай бұрын
You guys were getting cookies?!?😮
@NahVesX5 ай бұрын
My school serves jello, chocolate pudding, and even cinnamon buns and the food is pretty decent like the cheese sticks and stuff.
@steersfan5 ай бұрын
your school was rich, gingerbread 🤦
@robertgronewold33267 ай бұрын
This looks better than any school meal I ever had here in the US. No joke, when I left High School, all I did was stop eating those lunches, and I lost 40 pounds in less than a year.
@nephew_alan7 ай бұрын
It's probably a good thing I brought my own lunch
@Nitewolf-xd6bw7 ай бұрын
Bruh they don't give us lunch hear in South Africa we have to make our onw
@robertgronewold33267 ай бұрын
@@Nitewolf-xd6bw You're probably way better off. American school lunches are just about as bad as prison food. It's so awful and cheap.
@Albinojackrussel7 ай бұрын
Tbf same can be said of his British lunches one. Much nicer than the real one. Also I'd say it's better to have too many calories available for the kids who maybe aren't getting fed at home. Theoretically kids who don't need them don't have to eat the whole thing.
@Blueberrybomb12347 ай бұрын
@@robertgronewold3326 Bro it is, my friend got chunky cheese whiz, I didn't even know processed shit like that could even go bad.
@King_Julen19 күн бұрын
This is a good day of school lunch 💀
@unnamed_guy_016 ай бұрын
As an American, I can confidently say, this is 100 times better than anything I've ever seen in school before
@cindyt14586 ай бұрын
Ikr the food is slimy and has random stuff on it
@ihatecabbage72706 ай бұрын
man, I hate it when I agreed to it. Military lunch is good though, unless you're in a situation of getting shot at.
@Colorful-sw4n4 ай бұрын
As an American, you forgot the expired chocolate milk. You also forgot to make the pizza have either the texture of a cinder block or an eraser. Also, I have never in my life seen jello served at school, kinda jealous tho cuz this looks edible.
@kayleyuta70723 ай бұрын
He also forgot to make the pizza either extra dry or extra greasy. Also forgot that if you don't get school or government assistance that you have to pay for your lunch in high school.
@sukistorm71513 ай бұрын
Tbh I wish I had that.
@Hat.3 ай бұрын
So real-
@Writer_For_Christ3 ай бұрын
We had jello about four times each year, it wasn't really good😭
@Sobbing_crying_flying_3 ай бұрын
Dont forget the square pepperoni and the prepackaged (soft cookie)
@herbchilds48086 ай бұрын
Bro, at my school they gave kids cold cheese sandwiches for lunch if they couldn't afford the regular lunch. This spread is a luxary
@asdfafasf6 ай бұрын
It ain’t even cheese it’s just plastic and rubber
@monica32286 ай бұрын
Let me one up (down?) you there and say that my school had a literal hotdog wiener wrapped in a cold flour tortilla, a scoop of fruit cocktail, canned green beans and 2% milk. Yum 😐
@cenoreira6 ай бұрын
Mine was crackers and watered yogurt, and I really wish I was joking
@blacknight37716 ай бұрын
bro mine gets sweaty mozzerala sticks apples made in the atlantic ocean and chicken nuggets with marinara and a gup of grape juice with mushy strawberries in it
@andreyaalderete77896 ай бұрын
Noooo, not the misspelling of luxury 😅 lol
@United_states_of_murrca2 ай бұрын
I would give anything to have this for school lunch 💀
@henryleeCabin546 ай бұрын
Common misconception- students don’t have to take the pledge. They just choose not to tell us that
@tscaglione1316 ай бұрын
Don't forget, if you don't pledge it's considered socially incorrect. I've gotten into an actual argument with my culinary teacher about this
@Hastes.empire6 ай бұрын
We took the pledge in the gym and if enough people didn't speak you had to do it like 5 more times, half of the time I just talked about the pledge of Mac n cheese
@BatgirlStan6 ай бұрын
@@tscaglione131no one in my class has cared for like 3 years. You live in Texas?
@tscaglione1316 ай бұрын
@@BatgirlStan Florida
@Bear112346 ай бұрын
@@tscaglione131of course it is, people died for our country and also we went to war to be our own nation and separate from Great Britain. It is socially incorrect. Sure we have flaws, everybody’s got flaws. If you hate the country and the pledge then leave 🤷♀️
@ladymandinite78646 ай бұрын
Hearing bullet dodgers come from a british person is making me fight my inner patriotism
@TBONEnoble6 ай бұрын
they're just jealous its harder to dodge a bullet than a shank
@keithcantplay6 ай бұрын
fr, i get that its dark humor but seriously, children die horrible deaths from it, not funny and uncalled for
@dumbly-stupid6 ай бұрын
@@keithcantplay This is more "look how edgy I am I'm making fun of dead kids" than dark humor
@kalebwick34296 ай бұрын
When Americans make fun of America, it’s funny, when people from Britain do it, that’s a war declaration.
@DaChickin-ic7mp6 ай бұрын
@kalebwick3429 exactly especially when there states not much better
@BorgorEnjoyer75 ай бұрын
As a American and a teenager im honestly honored to be called a "Little bullet dodger"
@lilandch4rr5 ай бұрын
same ong
@Daxbehne5 ай бұрын
Little bullet dodgers😭
@ceekay23905 ай бұрын
That line made me laugh and made me sad, all at the same time.
@coach81235 ай бұрын
devious ah line 💀
@AmyCampos-kh4tx5 ай бұрын
Saaaame😂😂
@RougeSproutАй бұрын
Better than what I had today for lunch 😭😭
@kellyjellybean53506 ай бұрын
the fact that it’s actually cooked is better than most lunches we get. The amount of food poisoning especially in middle school was crazy. it’s always raw or burnt
@IeatUraniumRods6 ай бұрын
fr tho I got like 2 food poisoning this year because of lunch
@italis416 ай бұрын
@@IeatUraniumRods sue their asses lol
@Pookie_Teagan6 ай бұрын
You forgot the old pizza, solid milk, expired fruit, and there not being enough lunch to feed everyone
@nessa15656 ай бұрын
Exactlyyyy they always give us milk as the drink🙄 but I gotta pay for water
@zeldaweeb17386 ай бұрын
My school had veggie pizza on the menu and I was so glad I was bringing leftovers from home. That stuff smelled rancid and tasted even worse. Their pizza crust was like cardboard…
@TheNumber1Tree6 ай бұрын
Yeah at my school they had fake cheese and the crust didn’t taste like crust
@josyouwatch6 ай бұрын
Cut up fruit you're funny they gave us old oranges no one bought and suspicious Mac and cheese soaking in mystery cheese liquid plus milk in a bag and a trusty spork that does nothing 😊
@shilohhawk29906 ай бұрын
Our milk wasn’t completely solid it had tiny shards of ice in it so it felt like an awful slushee
@star_grrlll6 ай бұрын
this gotta be pre-food pyramid lunch bc ive never seen school food looking this good😭😭🙏
@kalisay25946 ай бұрын
my pizza comes in a plastic bag that has holes in it
@star_grrlll6 ай бұрын
@@kalisay2594 HELPP 😭
@sakurablossoms946 ай бұрын
This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.
@HUNTER-NOC3DA2 ай бұрын
As an American, I can say this looks HELLA lot better than the food we're actually fed at school Xb
@adrienjaden6 ай бұрын
"bullet dodgers" is absolutely WILD
@noroultra6 ай бұрын
exactly what i was about to comment
@RandomUploads-zx5po6 ай бұрын
@@noroultra same here
@I_Lov3_My_Art4 ай бұрын
As an American, this is way better than what I get fed at my school😅 and usually the cookies cost extra
@cupcakesunicornsrainbows67464 ай бұрын
You guys can get cookies!?!?!
@I_Lov3_My_Art4 ай бұрын
You but they are 3-4 dollars each🥶
@Daniel-zc1ev4 ай бұрын
There 50 cents at my school
@Zoey-tp1ni4 ай бұрын
Mine are like 50cents but they are just dough with somehow burnt edges
@I_Lov3_My_Art4 ай бұрын
Danggggg
@kylewadley50317 ай бұрын
This is way better than any school food I’ve ever seen in the states
@iplaygames8037 ай бұрын
Ikr lol
@DavidVassleofYeshua7 ай бұрын
Two words: Private Schools.
@jettvasquez47277 ай бұрын
@@DavidVassleofYeshuadeadass. I went to nun buh public schools n mfs who comin from privates would be like wheres my fresh cut steak like boi 💀where tf u think u are?
@Noonehere145597 ай бұрын
Fr
@User1862_s37 ай бұрын
What schools you going to, my school food is scrumptious
@Kinsey_Lowe20 күн бұрын
As an American, we get chicken that doesn’t taste like chicken, or soggy but hard whole wheat pizza, whatever horrid canned vegetables they have or bagged slimy fruit that needs to be thrown out, and we don’t get cookies except healthy sugar cookies on holidays and definitely no jello
@airy214Күн бұрын
i once got chick it basically had a exoskeleton
@NiaAa-4456 ай бұрын
Wish American school lunch actually looked like this😂😂
@Jah_Jai6 ай бұрын
Yea, my school serves us pizza with no cheese, chunky milk, and stale cookies💀
@NiaAa-4456 ай бұрын
@@Jah_Jai damn that gotta suck…my school has everything expired💀💀
@Jah_Jai6 ай бұрын
@@NiaAa-445 I bet that sucks too💀
@Tea-tellers6 ай бұрын
Same
@peanutgarcia91876 ай бұрын
Same😂
@Ghlooms6 ай бұрын
It’s actually illegal by US law to force a student to say the pledge of allegiance. Many states don’t even say it anymore but, of course, many southern states still do and is “required” BUT you can refuse by law. Also other countries say a pledge of allegiance (South Korea, Mexico) but you only ever hear about it from the US. Edit: By LAW all of you are allowed to refuse to say the pledge as according to the Supreme Court ruling in "West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette" (1943).
@victorialupia22676 ай бұрын
In high school, this guy got kicked out of class for texting during the pledge and was forced to recite it by himself in front of the whole class every day for a week. But that was at a private school in NC, and when somebody threatened to make columbine “look like a joke” administration said they couldn’t do anything since they couldn’t infringe on said student’s freedom of speech. So pretty ass backwards lol
@aspengreen43196 ай бұрын
@@victorialupia2267that’s rough 😳 you don’t have full freedom of speech at school, so unless they allowed students the yell curses at their teachers, it makes 0 sense (also threats aren’t protected by free speech)
@Bethany_slays.6 ай бұрын
In my school we are forced to say it unless our parents send a note saying we can’t say it becuz of religious reasons
@mydogismoreimportantthanyou6 ай бұрын
at my school the teacher does it but no kid does
@crazy4orlando26 ай бұрын
My teachers asked us to stand and be quiet but didn't make us say it.
@BeccaTehBunny6 ай бұрын
You think the cookie COMES with the lunch? HA- nah bro 2 dollars extra ontop of the lunch fee
@XribbonsX17 күн бұрын
As an American, we get served pizza almost everyday. My school is doing this new thing where they try to make new names for the same ingredients (tomatoe sauce, bread, and cheese). And example would be “cheese wedges” all of my friends were excited to try it, only to find out it was just thin crusted cheesy bred with a side of marinara. I’m going to list all the pizza or pizza related things on the menu: Cheese wedges Calzone Deep dish pizza Cheese pizza Pepperoni pizza Stuff crust pizza (peporonj cubes) Stuff crust pizza (cheese) Cheesy bites with a side of marinara And twice a year, dominos pizza Ah yes, the American public school system 😔 Also, we used to have uncrustables served everyday until our school couldn’t pay for them anymore. They switched to this new thing where they would have a pbj sandwich and it would have a sticker that said “school made”… like… congrats?
@Moonlight-Melody6 ай бұрын
What’s more depressing is that we rarely get lunches that good 😂
@eddapultstab20786 ай бұрын
It's a miracle if the food was that good. I swear I usually avoid most of the food and just drink milk.
@thing-wi3hm6 ай бұрын
I got dry Peta bread and soggy corn 😭
@pvtghost1176 ай бұрын
Nah I got chicken sandwiches, pizza or chow mein, then fruit or baby carrots a juice and a milk. The chicken sandwiches were a gamble tho lol. Sometimes you got one that had a patty that was dry as shit.
@Moonlight-Melody6 ай бұрын
@@pvtghost117 You’re lucky af 😭
@emmawilley826 ай бұрын
As an American my lunch usually consisted of a tiny piece of rubber chicken on a soggy bun with a side of mashed cardboard. There were bruised, squishy fruits and vegetables, but if you wanted a sweet or a drink you had to pay like two more dollars. And god forbid they give you a plastic knife cause some kid will go around stabbing people (yes, that actually happened).
@toriquill15056 ай бұрын
The cardboard part is crazy accurate. They'd give us "bean burritos" that literally tasted like soft cardboard wrapped around mashed cardboard. Bean burritos were my favorite back then and even I couldn't eat that
@Lilah-w1r4 ай бұрын
At my school they give us baked smiles and one time the broccoli had a FRICKING CATERPILLAR IN IT😭😭
@Zoey-tp1ni4 ай бұрын
My school food always has hair
@iamvoidnoodle4 ай бұрын
you gotta add moldy milk and make some of the food half frozen in the middle , then it’ll be a real american lunch
@Zoey-tp1ni4 ай бұрын
@@iamvoidnoodle you just unlocked a memory of when they gave us expired milk for like a month and then we got chunky milk for the rest of the year after they changed brands
@Sea_cr3atur34 ай бұрын
Mine had maggots and mold!! And the chocolate milk was jiggly and chunky!!!!
@AkiraTux4 ай бұрын
Omg the dry smile fries ughh-
@robotic3gg2 ай бұрын
as an American who has been to schools with not a lot of money and a school with way too much money to kill, I can say that our lunches do not look like this. this is closer to the rich school lunch but this is still better. to even get good lunches, you either have to pay for it or you get a free lunch both with tiny proportions unless you spend extra money to get more food.
@robotic3gg2 ай бұрын
also, the pledge is dumb but some teachers are sticalers about it. At my current school, they have an AI voice to say it over the annulment system.