Schooled: Season 2, Episode 1 - We Punish Defeat | Achievement Hunter

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

Geoff- "dont embarrass the family" millie - "u already have" thats it millie wins nothin is gonna be greater than that burn

[@gregorymckenzie7029]

GamerTagShadow- one could say it was a Burnie burn

[@maverickmak]

That's a line straight from Grif! Lets just hope Millie doesn't turn out as messed up as Sister...

[@ConnorCreed3]

Geoff walked right into that one.

[@luuk7daan]

GOD DAMMIT BARB

[@techfreak243]

Gregory Mckenzie GODDAMMIT BARB

[@rockpaperskizzers]

Teagan 100% chose the balloon because it was the funnier choice. And that's why she and Gavin make the perfect team.

[@WashysWorld1]

jacks face when the balloon was picked over him lol😂😅

[@JosephHacherl]

Xavier James that made my day

[@scotthadden9816]

I was fucking hoping for that to happen when I saw it was between Jack and Balloon Gavin. I was like "Do it for the comedy, do it for fun, please pick the balloon."

[@Oblivion9873]

Fucking same scott. I was just saying DO IT over and over again

[@ravenfal1496]

Everything I was hoping for.

[@KonservenFurz]

Arguably, Jack is one of the best gamers in AH, at least as far as platforming goes so that was weird he was the last picked. But honestly I was hoping for the balloon lmao

[@narutofan9tf]

*Inside Michael's head* "okay, okay, Michael, don't swear, don't swear, doing it for the keeeeedz... okay good so far..."

[@edschramm6757]

"this gun fking hurts wait shit... SHIT I DID IT! SHIT I DID IT AGAIN! SHIT THAT 3 SHITS! SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

[@Monkiebuddy]

Let's be honest, the real challenge here is for the AH guys to not swear

[@barbaro267]

And they failed already haha.

[@jimllc]

Asking Michael not to swear is like asking Gavin not to be British.

[@noahwright8109]

Michael failed already

[@icecoldnut5152]

+Josh Spicer Asking michael not to swear is like asking Gavin to use real words.

[@Sunshinekilljoy99]

/lazerteamstruggle/

[@Ohtay97]

The eye shot omg.

[@gman1584]

Ohtay97 did you notice Jeremy had an eye patch on later in the video?

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

It looked bad a first, and then they showed the slow mo replay of it hitting directly in the eyeball... and it looked way worse after that.

[@jeff21killersep54]

Forsaken_One{Ace} she did same to Geoff in season 1 as well

[@rojagreen]

Michael's daughter is gonna swear so much.

[@agenttennessee]

RED MEDINA Her first word will be fuck.

[@JakeB8494]

She'll be punching the doctor right out of the womb

[@SirPerfectful]

Nah. First she'll drag the ob-gyn into the womb and beat him there and then come out of the womb with a full set of teeth she took from the doctor.

[@QueerNoob]

+SirPerfectful dude, you made it weird

[@RDR911]

SheNoob087 neckbeards are weird. best to accept it.

[@kathrynbigelow3735]

4:38 "My high score is 3. :(" "Go for four! :)" Michael is going to be a great dad. And I'm not shitting you or shooting you on that.

[@the_rabidsquirel]

Every once in a while Michael does have just a really cute moment. In last season when Millie went to "spy" on AH, and they eventually noticed and kicked her out, just before Michael closed the door on her he stuck his head through with a "but take care, okay?" and it was adorable, haha. I really think he will be a great dad.

[@edschramm6757]

well we get to figure that out within the next few months here dont we?

[@ianwright3195]

Entropod I do think Michaels insanity is mainly part of his character

[@MHArcadia]

Millie burnin' Geoff and shooting Li'l J in the eyeball. Damn, girl. So when's the announcement she'll be full-time replacing her old man?

[@silverstone9836]

Next Week ;D

[@Kyle10189]

It'd be amazing if she legit ended up working for RT, doubt I'll care by the time she's old enough to but still.

[@Gessekai_]

she's savage af

[@humdinger5487]

She's gotta burn the house down with Geoff inside first.

[@jarbydnjksd]

He's on sabbatical right now, so I guess that means it's her trial period for the next few weeks. Probably ought to not be on Off Topic, though

[@240adin]

Jack if its any consolation I would have picked you in a heartbeat

[@spritepunk]

If Jeremy was already taken, i would have gone with him

[@TamagoSenshi]

Be honest though, you know picking the balloon was too funny to avoid

[@tardisgrump]

when teagan choose balloon gavin instead of jack i felt bad for him but god dammit it was hilarious

[@fabiangonzalez7586]

Anny S2 same I was like poor jack and then I remembered if the challenge is making a house then they're set 😂

[@TylerSafford]

i was literally shouting please pick the balloon, and when it happened i was so fucking happy >.

[@nychold]

I wouldn't have even hesitated.

[@larmoth401]

Already seems a million times better than the first season, keep it up.

[@megaswontonbomb]

larmoth

[@larmoth401]

What?

[@brandonlopez6638]

The look on Jack's face as the dart hit the balloon was priceless!

[@gognoggler7326]

Aashir: "I would think they'd have their technical difficulties all figured out by n-" Millie: "NOPE... no... no, it happens a lot I think." LOL

[@TheBroomKeeper1]

"No I've learned a lot here, like how to treat alcohol poisoning." - Ryan 2017 best quote from anyone in AH in a very long time

[@kimlawlzatyew]

By far, Millie shooting Jeremy in the eye was everything I never knew I wanted.

[@misterexplicit5930]

Aashir is going to be the Mad Prince after this.

[@jojo4105]

Mister Explicit Jeremy already earned that nickname

[@Gezajozsi]

There is a war coming... a mad war... for the seat over edgar's hole....

[@shaunlamb968]

Mad Prince of Bel Air?

[@benjilenett2851]

Seeing their freeze frame at the end was a little terrifying

[@Sean1647]

Only if he plots against the king to take his place, then the prince will be truly worthy.

[@rhys5197]

SHE FUCKING PICKED THE BALLON HAHAHAHSHDHFJADGHJFLS

[@misterlobsterman]

Would have done the same.

[@KnownAsCesar]

She sensed the comedic opportunity and she took it!

[@TheFirstFoxx]

Might have picked the ballon first tbh

[@meisterl0]

misterlobsterman poor jack

[@lausacsanduan2942]

"This is a tattoo of a nose, on my body." Shows the kids the other side of his leg.

[@PadfootTheWolf]

Geoff: "Don't embarrass the family." Millie: "You already have." I fucking died laughing XDD

[@maxxdenizkurt2858]

"Someone call 911 that was a direct hit" - Micheal Jones

[@beavinator]

So Teagan clearly understands how to increase entertainment value in a production. Her choosing the balloon over Jack MADE this video.

[@becauselionsss]

Oh Michael 😂 what a recovery

[@TheJacobG]

We got a video where it took Michael a whole 3 minutes to curse. That might be a record.

[@becauselionsss]

Jacob G probably 😂

[@TheSquirrelyGhost]

What did he even say?

[@brokebackm0untain]

When Geoff was asked if he was competing Michael said "fuck no he's not competing" but it was beeped out

[@huh3719]

I'm pretty sure he said "shit no" based on his recovery.

[@unknownfusion4165]

2:27 I dun near pissed my self

[@RisaPlays]

Millie is awesome XD

[@jpagss]

She picked the balloon over Jack! LMFAO!

[@KhanWolf95]

Justin1359 Jack's reaction was the best WTF moment lol

[@elbugbeeto5794]

I want her to have that balloon the entire season!

[@yewtewb3628]

This is scripted...

[@jpagss]

Yew Tewb It was still pretty funny imo

[@ratic728]

Gabe is obviously the most skilled kid, and paired with arguably the most skilled achievement hunter, team Michael is going to dominate

[@meteoricthrone]

I'd say Michael and Jeremy are even on a lot of games. But yeah, I feel Team Michael has this one in the bag.

[@mittensvonsweets502]

Gabe is good at most games he's amazing at platformers but he also excells at FP'S not to mention the fact borderlands 2 is his fav game so him paired with Mogar is great cause they have similar capabilitis. i was hoping for this outcome since the start of the episode

[@nevaehbrown1555]

Saudersniper gabe is my cousin🙃

[@TsIIDoMiNaToR]

Millie is savage!!!

[@flygonknight8771]

Ts II DoMiNaToR that's Geoff brat alright! Didn't miss a beat!

[@stephenquinn1300]

Tegan is a comic genius, A++ comedy picking the balloon.

[@TheWorseUsername]

Love how micheal tried not to cursed. haha

[@SkarvoDestro]

Jack's face was the greatest thing I've seen in years I laughed till my face wrinkled from the tears

[@nickstrong6605]

I saw Gus in that quick punishment inclusion.

[@nickstrong6605]

dang gabe was good at timber man.

[@nickstrong6605]

cannot wait for episode 2 #TeamMichael.

[@DrknssRules1]

Geoff and Millie are adorable. "I know you're gonna do great." "Thank you."

[@KarlL99]

wouldn't be an achievement hunter video without technical difficulties

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

I love how much content they put into this one episode, gives me hope for how much each episode will be worth. It's like watching an episode of a tv show and it somehow having no filler

[@giablasingame2048]

I've never seen anyone look more defeated than Jack when a balloon got picked over him

[@plishy]

Teagan's close up shot with that balloon im dying.

[@Tempo_Raptor]

Team Lil Mil all the way!!!!!

[@WeabooMilk]

3:02 lol Michael trying to watch his language after he's already sworn. precious

[@seanparisi]

Millie's "you already have" might have been one of the greatest achievement hunter moments ever

[@Lunacorva]

Honestly, I'd say Ryan is the best choice for Mentor. He's like the second best player in Achievement Hunter, has held the VS championship more times than anyone else, AND he's a father so he has experience working with kids.

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

Not anymore.

[@pennywise5662]

Geoff's on sabbatical, so he'll probably be dead by the end of the month. Is Millie legally allowed to take over? I fell like she's ready for content production, already improved from last season. She can do meet ups by 2019 at this rate. Though let's keep this one away from the alcohol.

[@SkullCrusher-xk5wp]

Patrick Martin Lindesy's the boss though and thats a bit too far saying that Geoff will die

[@pennywise5662]

First, I'm clearly joking, everything I wrote is indulging in absurdity. Second, Lindsy stepped down as manager and Trevor Collins took over, though Geoff is still head of gaming (big boss) which encompasses everything in the let's play family and more. Third, all this has been said and joked about on Off Topic so I don't get you taking any offense unless you're new to the community and don't understand the humor yet. Keep up, keep up, keep up...

[@xmadude2]

Trevor is actually Lindesy too another job within Roosterteeth though im not quite sure what it is

[@kamica0]

aw I actually feel a little bad for Jack. I'd pick him in a heart beat tbh

[@Nick-rm3mb]

kamica0 he would be my second choice, Ryan would probably be first just because he has kids of his own

[@fabriziovides7400]

Id go with ryan cause he is the mad king

[@KodalovesXPLR]

i hope the girl who chose the balloon for a mentor goes far

[@KodalovesXPLR]

Aaryan The Ace Panda Gamer true, true, very true

[@Wolfie-gj9ch]

I think it's obvious Teegan was just being the nicer person by choosing the balloon. That way Alexa wouldn't be stuck without a coach. Kudos to her for being such a good person. I'm not sure how far that will get her in this competition but I'm totally cheering for her!

[@alanbunbun6961]

The kid who chose "Gavin" literally sacrificed herself purely for the meme of Jack's face afterwards taking a bullet for everyone, the true hero

[@CHiltonator08]

genuinly love this series, when Millie burned Geoff or when Jeremy got hit in the eye (when i saw the slow-motion i made a very loud noise that i have never made before, like some new level of laugh for me!!!) i really want these kids to become like the next AH, its gonna be a good season!

[@wolf23ify]

Millie what a savage.

[@theswaff699]

Stripper Boots She is Griffon's kid

[@natepagano1394]

I've watched the balloon getting picked over Jack at least 10 times and it still fucking kills me

[@wakawakatakeover]

Poor Jack, being chosen last. Personally, I think he'd be the best partner in this situation. a) He'd probably be the nicest mentor. Least likely to yell at you (Ryan would probably be a close second). b) The games being played in this competition are likely to be of the platformer and skill-based variety. The genre that Jack exceeds at! If I thought that shooters were very likely to be a part of this situation, Michael or Ryan would be better options... But as it stands, Jack is the best option, I would think. Just don't choose Gavin. Gavin sucks.

[@ro-cb4wn]

I feel like Gavin balloon might be better though, very close.

[@RedFiore]

you'd be surprised, gavin is actually not terrible on purpose at games usually

[@MrLolx2u]

Well if Gavin was here. it would have to be Jack, Ryan, Gavin, Jeremy then Michael. Jack is known to be mister nice guy and Ryan has 3 kids thus his kid handling skill should be put up to test as we saw on his countless live streams . Millie likes Gavin more than his dad and that alone speaks volumes on how Gavin is as a human despite being stupid at times, he's fun to be with and that alone wins tons of votes. Jeremy is just the more sane version of Gavin so... yea. Michael... he'll suffer in this. Michael is known to be quite smart at times but it's just that his foul mouth can't contain himself and look at how hard he's trying not to swear.

[@Riateph]

Speed Reaper Ryan only has two kids unless you're counting Emma and Maya. Michael knows how to not run his mouth around kids, but he's so used to it in the office that he probably just slipped and then made a joke out of it when he realized.

[@DarkXork]

I don't know if he can control himself around kids but he has stated that swearing is just how he is and he has a tough time controlling himself in everyday situations. Hell, he was even swearing left and right when his mother was right there next to him.

[@RisingAssassin]

Millie roasted Geoff and shot Jeremy in the eye? She's the best!

[@Its_Eli-s3i]

Plot Twist Balloon Gavin is a professional Competitive Gamer

[@lukeperryglover]

LOL Jack lost to a balloon Gavin, and the annoyance he showed (the look) was perfect.

[@XlSlothXl]

I hope Millie ends up on Achievement Hunter when she's 18, she's going to be amazing! I say 18 because of the age restrictions on some games and content!

[@XlSlothXl]

wow you're so young... make the most of it

[@barbaro267]

*right now

[@dallasboyd5554]

did you really just correct a 13 year old?

[@XlSlothXl]

you corrected an acronym so your correction was invalid and just makes you look like a tit. that would be like correcting "OK" with "okay"

[@barbaro267]

I am correcting a 13 year old who thinks they are old enough to work. Using an acronym in one of the worst ways possible (shortening words that don't need shortening and have never needed shortening before) is an atrocity to the English language, and an embarrassment if you are someone looking for a job. I would point the 13 year old to an English class, not a job.

[@juliavitkin8874]

this THE BEST. funniest part is when Jeremy gets shot in the eyes. we laughing for like twenty minutes xD

[@egio787]

WOW! What luck they got the 5 player game on the first spin! Can you imagine if they got any of the other 4 player games?

[@rcutler9]

Yeah the spinner was clearly staged but I'm still enjoying this series. They picked really good kids too. I wasn't nearly this funny at that age

[@tomaarten]

e gio i could imagine they originally wanted a point based system or something, but maybe due to issues it sidnt go as planned so they staged it a little. isnt really a big deal for me tho

[@GrazerMagic]

Thank goodness they happened to get a different game every time too, as mathematically unlikely as that is!

[@wolfabrams4487]

I mean.. When its an actual show, they do have to make sure that everything runs smoothly for it. They can't just hope that everything works out with just one go

[@Warrior6795]

Why you acting all salty? Ryan acknowledges that they filmed all the spins at the same time

[@TheVodkaNpepsi]

when she shoot the balloon i lost it legit started to cry i was laughing so hard, poor jack that face though roflmao.

[@ManlyPelican]

Jack lost to a balloon, that is gonna be held against him for the rest of his life. Jack: "Your such an idiot Gavin" Gavin: "Shut up Jack you lost to a balloon with my face on it." The Content writes itself.

[@ImAfemaleNoob2]

My God, I love this episode, Michael's suicide joke, Balloon Gavin, Jeremy's money shot, and Jack losing to a balloon.

[@lilmancc35]

why is millie such a savage. she hit the mentor in the eye and told her dad that he's an embarrassment to the family. #nextacheivementhunter

[@Sakine-animate]

It's 4:30AM, and I am in tears holding back laughter after seeing Jeremy get shot. Thank you for making my late nights so enjoyable.

[@TristusDoes]

I knew she'd pick the balloon but when she did I couldn't stop laughing. Poor Jack.. Bahaha.

[@shedanigan3386]

Love how Teagan's shot hit the balloon 3 TIMES before falling XD

[@MohnJcIntyre]

I love how Millie is much crueler, much funnier, and much more talented than Geoff.

[@barbaro267]

Props to Griffon Ramsey!

[@boxhead6177]

I am concerned, she was really excited when Geoff said he cant Punish her.

[@yewtewb3628]

Like the condensed meanness from Geoff and Griffon.

[@spacesfambience3610]

She's basically the more badass parts of Griffon plus Geoff's sense of humour.

[@thesenceofmorality]

I want to see AH in like 20 years when Millie takes over she'd be like Emperor Palpatine of the video game world.

[@megasartshack]

the look on jack's face when balloon gavin was chosen was priceless

[@hitman_JDA]

To be honest, this is the first funniest video I laugh at from a achievement hunter video

[@ANTINAM]

I like how genuinely funny Ryan is. And how much he has grown since joining AH. I remember him being more secluded and quiet but with the comment. "Oh I have learned a lot here. LIke how to treat alcohol poisoning." So good! Also the fact Jack is chosen last. I too feel bad for him. Jack is so sweet and nice. I always love him at live events because of how brave and ballsy he is standing in front of thousands upon thousands. And the millions and millions of The Rock's fans and speaking like he does. WE LOVE YOU JACK!

[@natedonias506]

Millie with that savage comeback on Geoff *Drops the mic*

[@talaveraleonardo]

the look on Jack's face when she picked the balloon was priceless

[@shosho189]

i love the fact that on anybody else that would have just been a high chest shot but on lil J it was a head shot straight to the eye

[@Gringo_Lingo]

This show is so well produced! I'm really looking forward to more episodes. Keep it up AH and AT&T!

[@scj7779]

Seriously Teagan shooting the balloon may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@Jacecam32]

The look on jacks face when Gavin was picked over him. LOL!

[@billbozeman]

Geoff: Alexa, take five... MY Alexa (Amazon ECHO): Goodnight, Sleep well.

[@crossley2381]

Two favorite moments both include Jeremy 😂 The axe kick through the desk and now getting shot in the eye 😂

[@kadensauce]

I love how I watched this whole video as a commercial for another video and now I don't even want to watch what I originally wanted to watch

[@couchpotato2128]

kaden sauce wait what?

[@Noble0563]

No ad would be 15 minutes

[@kadensauce]

It was though so

[@amykelly4828]

I've had a full podcast (not RoosterTeeth) as an ad before. It absolutely can be 15 minutes. It's super rare, but it happens.

[@benjiman86]

I saw this on my feed and got the biggest smile on my face. The first season was great and was excited for this season. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[@cheffyjer]

I'm looking forward to seeing this. it's going to be amazing

[@Kamtrocity]

This is actually one of the best shows you guys are doing right now! Keep em coming!

[@Multi476]

Haha, the ballon being chosen over Jack was the best part.

[@catbuster101]

This format is about 8000X better than the first season. I'm actually looking forward to seeing the way the guys handle their proteges.

[@LoudWombat]

idk what was funnier Millie shooting Lil J in the eye or Jacks reaction after teegan choose the balloon over Jack

[@deresolute1061]

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD 12:48 DEAD ON. Slow motion is amazing.

[@centerjacked1892]

I loved that Jack was picked after Balloon Gavin

[@Indiscrimi]

2:29. That is some serious fatherly pride on Geoff's face, right there.

[@gauravfaujdar1751]

Its going to be a good practice for Michael on how to handle kids.

[@juliuscorrea2863]

Slow-mo HACHACHACHA was immediately my favorite part of this vid

[@tboni6879]

Holy shit Geoff looks old at 1:44

[@MrZigunda]

TheStupendousTorch also, 00:00 - 15:10

[@precisiongaming916]

MrZigunda that just made my day

[@jimmy-breeze]

TheStupendousTorch their cameras are too good

[@matthewmarkham5096]

Looked sunburned

[@theaveragegatsbyy]

TheStupendousTorch Jeremy looks old at 13:07

[@FirebirdEternal]

Teagan with the ride-or-die dedication to the joke. A+ kid

[@YRWB98]

That girl doesn't realise how much of a mistake it was to choose gavin

[@CallMeeDadddy]

If someone two years ago told me that achievement hunter would make a video with this much production value I woulda laughed my ass off.

[@ONIGIRIKINGU]

look at Ryan's awakard face when they did the shoulder to shoulder thing

[@scj7779]

I'm sincerely crying and can not stop laughing from her shooting the balloon 😂😂😂

[@jackstober9444]

there goes Jeremy again... telling children that he'll get their favorite candy again...

[@Emre.55]

Micheal "trying" to say "shoot" instead of "fuck" was the most hilarious thing I've seen all day 😂 I love Micheal.

[@misterexplicit5930]

12:49 - CRITICAL HIT, FATALITY!

[@LadyMeggo]

Millie is literally a little Geoff and he's so proud to call her his daughter and I love that. Geoffs love for his daughter is so precious I love it.

[@andymayne]

this was a great freaking episode, cant wait for the rest of the season

[@IndianTelephone]

I feel so bad for laughing hard when the balloon got picked over jack lol!

[@JLAShazam]

The jack thing was sooooooooo funny lol im crying!!!!

[@SergioR00]

jack is actually my favorite achievement hunter since I first found the channel when they started halo fails of the week