Schuylkill Mall Commercial

[@alienkreeper]

The Schuylkill mall, it went from "it's better than ever for you!", to a virtual ghost town. So many childhood memories up at that mall, now....nothing. At least I have this commercial to remind me of the good times.

[@alienkreeper]

Sounds like a new slogan for the walking dead.

[@russcannon6725]

The girl at the end of the clip gives me the creeps. She makes no eye contact with the customer. What's with that!? Possible serial killer in the making???

[@plateshutoverlock]

Oh God, the "serial killer behind every bush" line of thinking. I'm sure she was working there to pay for college and has become a sucessful doctor. The entire world is not out to get you, despite the manufactured fear machine saying otherwise

[@jriley1992]

This commercial came out "circa 1995" according to the description. But even by 1995 this commercial looks outdated. It looks so 1980s.

[@ArtyIF]

i mean this is early 2010s kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJPRkqF_bs-LptU but looks like a low-budget 1980's ad in hd, so it's ok

[@DigitalDavid07]

0:12 didn't Kmart change it's logo in 1990??

[@edstar83]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZSaeYCMZauDfac 90's commericals.

[@BuccaneerBruce]

This was totally a mid 90's Mall commercial.

[@gmcnewlook]

A. David Moore it’s quite possible that Kmart never updated it’s signs....that or old footage....

[@icebrrrrghg3r32w]

*I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD*

[@Dirty_Dumb_NAFO_Scum]

Why would you want to? This is the greatest jingle in the history of mall jingles and there is some stiff competition.

[@anonymouspepper2012]

They should've said "There's Phar-Mor, and far more!"

[@bricegraham8256]

Brian, aka Mr.Regular brought me here.

[@jopat87]

The date in the description is 95, but this looks *so* 80s... lol

[@RotaryLover]

Thank you Mr. Regular.

[@nowake]

Browwwwwn

[@wheezemachine43]

Thanks to Dan Bell I can't stop watching this

[@judcrandall6762]

I wish I could program this as my morning wake up call. I would never be unhappy again!

[@russcannon6725]

@@judcrandall6762 This jingle should be piped into all mental facilities. Problem solved!

[@samanthataylor8606]

Same

[@JoCox4048]

R.I.P this mall closed permanently on 8/31/17

[@moshechaim1168]

BEST JINGLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jakers181]

Nostalgic AF

[@3DSuperWaffle]

Who came here from Dan Bell's video?

[@Wingnutcaseman]

+Analog To Digital Me! As of this post, this video has 6,112 views. I bet Dan Bell is responsible for about 5,000 of them. xP

[@itsautumnboyz8501]

Me!!!

[@zekejethro]

yep. had the jingle stuck in my head XD anyway...

[@JoCox4048]

Me

[@someguy23475]

Not me. Dan Bell is a jerk.

[@rachel-not-again-armamus89]

in reply to everyone's comments on here, the Schuylkill Mall has announced they're closing within a month or two. Was there today, never saw it so dead.

[@plateshutoverlock]

This has been going on all across America during the 2010s. Nowadays, they are trying to reimagine malls to make shoppers come back.

[@FunkyStudios]

They truly are better then ever...

[@patsflysfan2]

None of the stores in the video were there when I went on July 1, 2017.

[@philliphouse104]

here because of RCR

[@videox222ify]

thanks for posting

[@michellegarr1473]

That was my break out role lol tenth grade in Gertrude Hawk chocolate store

[@Reckno64]

I honestly thought it was pronounced *Shoe-you-kill mall* till I saw this commercial. I think I like that more honestly. :) I live nowhere near here but I'm kinda obsessed with this place. Wish I could go back and visit Schuylkill mall in the 80s....

[@XjasondagX]

As someone who went there with my parents as a tot in the 80s... It was everything you think it was

[@MrMatteNWk]

Shoe-kill-you more accurately describes the expressway of the same name in Philly

[@patsflysfan2]

The mall just closed for the last time. So long old mall.

[@plateshutoverlock]

Thank online shopping for that. :-\

[@darktiger21]

♪ the Schuylkill Mall Is now being demolished and Going to be turned into a industry park ♪ yayyyy

[@joshualawrence7785]

Imagine getting stuck on “we’re better than ever”

[@airaero5473]

1995? More like 1985

[@michellegarr1473]

Lol around 1992...I was the girl waving

[@TheGemmyguy2007]

Ok well if u find anymore please upload them.

[@michellegarr1473]

I'm In that Commercial lol

[@moshechaim1168]

SKOOKILl MALL !!!!!!! BON TON FAR MOREeeeeeeeee Skoooooppokilll maaaallll

[@xXKLEMER98Xx]

Where do you find these?

[@moshechaim1168]

90+ STORES! !!!!!!

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

The Schuylkilled Mall.

[@basilstetz5465]

The Schuylkill Mall

[@dogarogacog]

Thanks Strictoaster

[@russcannon6725]

That girl at the Chick-fil-A is awfully shy. She can't even look the customer in the eye.

[@MrMatteNWk]

It was her pleasure.

[@gamesgamboge3246]

R.I.P

[@TheGemmyguy2007]

Do you have anymore of these and do you know the date on this ad?

[@britneehadlee]

Cressona and Failane Village killed this mall even though their size

[@owen7180]

so sad it closed :I

[@moshechaim1168]

Skookill mall!! Hess's!!!

[@allaroundme4979]

I'm so sad there tearing it down