Schwimmer's Ear | Tuesdays With Stories

[@HaikalGames]

Mark's coffee cup stuck behind the poster 😂😂😂

[@tmjmccormack]

Time stamp!

[@HaikalGames]

​@@tmjmccormackIt's been stuck there since the start of the vid (just check behind mark)

[@dustinedwardanderson]

he threw it there a few episodes back.

[@Scythe_Voltage]

@@tmjmccormack u single handedly lowered Americas IQ 😂

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Cool it with the emojis Jesus Christ. Unless your a young black kid you can't do that many.

[@_nosocial]

I love a Monday night Tuesdays with stories

[@FEENTHEMUSIC]

There was a time I refused to listen till Tuesday, but I'm such a fan I gave up. See you at Side Splitters soon Joe!

[@JonathanKleid]

....and "ad free"

[@costcoexecutivemember]

I love your dad’s gay dick right up my straight hole

[@CamahaWR450]

World Wide Tuesdays

[@MrCvally]

In Australia it worked out well aha 11am on Tuesday

[@genesweetman7311]

I think this is the only thing I watch weekly anymore

[@William2Firearms]

Im gay

[@joeyjojojrshabbadoo]

Me too, this and We might be drunk

[@TeaWhyElleAr]

Your father's gay now

[@Tunes_Teacher]

I’m a teacher, used the ladies’ room at work the other day and walked in to a floater… I said out loud “And she didn’t even flush.”

[@maddyc4379]

Love seeing another fellow Tuesgay that it also a teacher! 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@LiquidDaylight]

Bet she's the type of person that couldn't be bothered to "spare-a-square"

[@TheDJOblivion]

As someone who used to be a janitor, the ladies rarely do, which is weird cuz at home they are sanitation Nazis.

[@TeaWhyElleAr]

Not many stories this week but they're good at making me feel uncultured with all the movie review content, I do enjoy the reoccurring topic of cell phone toxicness while I listen and watch on my cell phone lol

[@kaminarimizu411]

My girl was saying it's funny when people have inside jokes, and I said "and then the duck fell out of his bag!" We started laughing and she had no clue what that meant.

[@crazypath573]

That's ehhh ssss'cute. (another inside joke)

[@mattetter5077]

My fathers gay

[@EvoMonsters]

@@crazypath573I understood that reference my baby

[@ibbyr]

heres an inside joke that only people who graduated from northwest highschool between 2006-2009 will understand. Maybe one day a fellow Nof wess hah skoo jaguar will understand it. muhfuckin yimp yaint.

[@effdimusic]

that script idea is gold, jerry!!!

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

"Ad Free"... 21 minutes in they're hucking mattress at me.

[@HIGHTS]

Lmaoo

[@BrownKickers]

Hahahah it be like that

[@kevinmccombs3201]

When y'all move into a new place, make the studio a complete friggin disaster like this 1. The pics & random crap just leaning against the wall really completes the room🤣

[@waynewhitaker5244]

Just saw Mark at Borrellis. Only one old joke. He is the hardest working stand of his time. Great show.

[@markharpin9009]

Is he the goat of now?

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

He really does stand well doesnt he, he’s really using every part of his leg to stand that SOB

[@wakenow1]

​​@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagereven hes using all of his toes, ankles, knees, and hips. The dude is an absolute savage. A straight stone cold slayer at standing up. No one stands up like him. The best of his generation, possibly of all time.

[@KARN4142]

“I can feel it in my pocket, it’s evil! But I need it!” 😂😂😂😂

[@TheTrobocop]

Oh man- took my headphones out at the stuffy office at 1:12:05 and my phone BLASTED this sentence. Pure gold, I’m dying.

[@erictaylor4937]

I love Mondays with stories

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

I genuinely think "The Assassination of Jesse James" is one of the finest films of our time, and by far Brad Pitt's greatest acting ever.

[@stephenholmgren405]

One day Joe and Mark's kids will be friends, what a bizzare universe

[@309911352]

These guys have better podcast chemistry than ANY other out there💯 TUESGAY!!!

[@JanekZahradnik690]

Mr. List, I am a huge fan! I hope to fly from Prague to New York one day and see your stand-up show live. What I heard about lasik is that it weakens the eyeball, which, as a result, bulges out after some time, and the patient is back to square one. Disclaimer in the spirit of the podcast: I might be completely wrong. But I would hate anything bad happening to you!

[@robertallenburton7455]

Ahh, such a relief to hear the fellas shifting on Friends. I'm glad that there will be at least a few people in the future keeping the facts straight about what was quality in history and what sucked

[@EricDeatrick]

I cracked up to the “Schwimmer’s Ear” line and then laughed again when I noticed the title! Great ep per usual. Top tier podcast.

[@Isaacelijahmusic]

Had a great time at the second show Mark! Joe please come back to Minnesota!

[@TurdFerguson456]

Bone Tomahawk is the GOAT of westerns, in my humble opinion. Damn near perfect

[@samhuff999]

That scene though.

[@goldrush49]

Yeah that scene lol

[@dinguloid]

I'm not squeamish with gore but I'll never watch that film again.

[@michaeldenkman2551]

A fresh Tuesdays with stories is the only thing that gets me through Mondays.

[@thepath964]

Ian Fidance and Harland Williams are on Kill Tony at this exact moment... Good timing boys

[@FEENTHEMUSIC]

All queefs! 😂

[@CozyCactus47]

I love how united comedy is right now

[@WKRP187]

Are you cereal?

[@WKRP187]

Somebody get this guy outta here!!

[@GordonCaledonia]

Ian Fidance gives me the creeps, what even is that guy?

[@robertedwards9861]

love the empty cut wedged in between the falling poster and the wall lol

[@foxbadger2684]

"Schwimmer's Ear" is a long standing Jake and Amir podcast joke. I think Joe responded / replied to one of Amir Blumenfeld's basketball-related Tweets the other day. And it blew my mind.

[@foxbadger2684]

Maybe it was when everyone went in on the teeny tiny little Iverson Statue. Either way, they do a lot of similar wordplay goofs.

[@DoctorDelgroso]

Joe seems to borrow stuff from other comics occasionally. I thought it was very frowned upon to do, but I haven't seen anyone attempt to call him out on it. He was a guest on Kill Tony not too long ago. One of the comics did a bit during their minute, and then Joe took the whole thing basically word for word and did it on Tuesdays the following episode. I like him but don't like when he does this shit.

[@foxbadger2684]

@@DoctorDelgroso i assure you Doc, im not accusing anyone of plagarism. There are only so many goofy wordplays and notes in a symphony. I was more thrilled that TwitterX can bring seperate comedy worlds together like that. Elon did that. My Dad's gay etc.

[@mitchvicious9112]

joe's hand-foot-eye coordination is legitimately impressive

[@cripcucumber1436]

Sweet Tard might be the best thing to ever come from this pod

[@leahjeanette9095]

So happy you liked MPLS MN, as a Minnesotan 👌 yeah it's... Difft now 😕

[@the1only467]

Mondays Tuesdays with Stories makes Monday that much better.

[@brocktonma.1816]

David Schwimmer best actor in “Band Of Brothers” Sobell.

[@nicokent9648]

I love having this on in the background after focusing on Kill Tony for 2 hours each week

[@willingtooppose7919]

Hey Mark ! I had Lasik in the 90's when they first started doing 2 eyes at the same time. The smell of burning eyeballs is fun. They said to resume normal activity right after .... So right to the smoke filled bars !! I'm 56 and don't even use reading glases :)

[@jacquelinelabovitz4613]

"the sheep were spectacular". Joe, you have my heart

[@drew92gill]

He does seem fun to travel with

[@TWSclipss]

Back to the regular titles hell yea

[@patrick815]

List and Normand should do more museum tours

[@jujubean1185]

Diddled To Death is my uncle's newest album

[@GordonCaledonia]

_On the Register_ by your uncle is a classic LP.

[@dinguloid]

P Diddy is your uncle?

[@michaelk58]

I’ve become a big fan of this show. These guys are so funny and the pace of conversation keeps it interesting. Big kudos to Joe and Mark. Those jerkoffs at the Bonfire could learn something here.

[@js6017]

Waiting for a bad episode so I can comment "more like Tuesdays with BOREies"

[@WickedSpade]

Hey I sent that Playboy Magazine to you guys! Glas to see it made it safely. Enjoy. See you this Friday Mark!

[@s92Nugs]

11:16 chuck catching a ricochet 😂😂

[@bradcrowe707]

I was at the Minneapolis show! It was awesome!! Great show!!

[@hausmell]

joe really spreading the love over there with that sitting pose.

[@kodymonroe2613]

I had to stop work to write this. Ross from friends is by faaaaar the best character. I won’t have you besmirch his good name. “Pivot, pivot” classic 😂 he had all the best lines

[@markketchenjr9335]

It’s all pipes !! Best pod in ever !!

[@jackhorsley3912]

Joe looked so proud when he realised he could kick and catch that coffee cup, then looks around to see if people saw and keeps doing it like a little kid 😂

[@ZiggaRats]

Revello is great! him and Matt Pavich had a funny pod for a minute

[@genea4684]

Sometimes i forget how old these two are until they talk about these movies 😂 ive never heard of 70% of the movies they reference

[@tom72545]

Love this studio!

[@danielrendon502]

You guys make my mondays😂

[@jujubean1185]

Thank you, again, Joe for getting DiPaolo at Skankfest this year!!!

[@vikinginspace4881]

He guys, fake banter in the comments for the algo!

[@HalfShellHeroes]

Joes accent at 4:50 is crazy

[@X0BaneGreen]

I'm digging the episode especially the onomatopoeia after Joe says "Like a monastery". A suggested title for a Special, Aaaaaiuiuuuaaaahhh, perhaps not.

[@ZiggaRats]

Joe has a great face, like a young Heinrich Himmler

[@zeroman614]

I’ll pretend I not see this.

[@neuvisean1739]

Great face for radio

[@HappyDays66666]

Heinrich Himmler loved his lists

[@dinguloid]

Why do people keep reposting this on Joe content?

[@HM-mz7hm]

On fire lads

[@timlosito]

GOAT episode (of the week)

[@phillippiper2036]

Joe loves that red New Balance hoodie

[@JamesRoemmelt]

Ozempic, I'm on it... for my teeth. hahahahh im dying

[@Thetimpson]

Nice to know Joe's reading my comments :)

[@jamesa4444]

Joe posing for Taint magazine …Fck yea that wide 😂

[@GoodVibesOnly8-]

Love these guys!! Love the pod!!! If Lists legs were spread any further apart his knees’d be touching the walls!!!!!😂😂😅

[@jjfreedom921]

Love your podcast thank you.

[@CT-kl4it]

All pipes baby keep it up

[@westofwahpeton4692]

Joe has a full head of hair somehow only on 2/3 of his head.

[@vurtechre]

happy monday fellow tuesgays let the Seinfeld references fly

[@Mrillsick]

One step closer to handsome Joe List with the Lasik

[@bentleypizza]

❤❤You Two Would make Goat Nephews🎉🎉. To us older folks. Hilarious!! And w Goals!!

[@InyoReacts]

i'm surprised mark didn't mention rodney mullen

[@BillHicks420]

Here's a take: Schwimmer was easily the best actor in Friends. You are tripping.

[@BPH55]

A guys asks for a tissue and Joe leaves the room. He’s always running from things. 😂

[@Mysteriesandmountains]

This ep is the goat. 🐐

[@smcmillen01]

Brother Normand sounds like an all-timer Mindful Metal Jacket guest

[@DanielFinton]

Murphy is unreal for those who’ve never seen him by the way! Saw him open in Tampa and wow ..! I think he’s gonna pop soon.

[@Lewsklls]

My radio is spitttttinnnggggg atttt maaaayyyyyyy.

[@matthewlundquist2152]

"That gave me a tear in my asshole" made me actually laugh out loud. 😢 tear

[@Doctor_Remulak]

Holy man-spread List-man!

[@rshen3476]

Joe if you're moving to morris plains you should talk to Nimesh Patel. he's basically from there (parsippany)

[@tmjmccormack]

Succasunna Here!

[@joelm6631]

I remember being a Mental health social worker around the time they were expanding 'autism' to encompass practically half the population.... It's really this simple...The more cases...the more funding..... Vested interest in finding a diagnosis.. My father is gay.🕺 Btw poor Joe got zinged w that Tucker Carlson line😅😅😅

[@drew92gill]

Yes but I personally have met many more kids and people with autism in recent years than I ever can remember. And no I don’t work in the field or search them out lol

[@dinguloid]

It's similar to them mentioning everyone has ADHD now. It makes someone in a pharmaceutical office money.

[@memoryboy]

'The Producers' was pretty good in Curb.

[@acaciaesp]

haha don’t know the exact count but the OG sweetard n callbacks got me each time 😚🤌🍑💥

[@johnpaulthegrim]

Where’s Joe moving this week guys!? NJ out or in!?

[@jackbennett6928]

kearny nebraska

[@wakenow1]

Anchorage, Alaska

[@noahb9425]

minot north dakota

[@joefondu]

Chuck takes his revenge on these guys with the edits.

[@marniebrimhall986]

I love this❤😂

[@Maria-PLM]

I just got Lasik at 40yo and it's amazing!!! Can recommend a great Dr in midtown.

[@georgecostanzasbastardson1601]

“This guys got tissues,” made me look like a psycho, laughing to myself at work.

[@one-hit-quitterop8631]

Oh man this is gonna be a wave of comments, i get what you meant that its probably the same number of comments or more that your getting but we talking about the world when it was okay to lynch a black guy and call them anything you want with no recourse and being threatened with death and being called a boy, and n word just for stepping on a gay baseball field to PLAY baseball. And he just sucked it up you actually get to say your thoughts and not lose anything. So very effing different he was built different and you gotta give more credit brother. Anyway funny shit and i aint mad.

[@21Liberdade]

Trashing Schwimmer? Your weekend pass is revoked!!

[@TheJayLenoFly]

mark is so fucking hot this episode, god damn, he is so good

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Gotta love how yhe wallpaper is hanging on by a thread lol

[@SuperTrooper]

For those wondering at 17:30, Mark was definitely talking about Robert Greene - he told that story on Andrew Huberman's pod. give it a goog

[@SinghStrings]

"I hate dracula" says the guy who used to wear a Gay Dracula shirt

[@jamescook3131]

Well, if you hate dracula, you might call him gay.

[@andreadushanek6470]

Excited to check out Peter Revello after this pod. Nice shout out to a lesser known funny guy.

[@bt3768]

They were onto something, nightstick ass guy was New York PD "Prospect Park" .. way back in 2008! Poor guy

[@GordonCaledonia]

A cop gets a nightstick in HIS ass by a hooker in the 1984 movie, _Crimes of Passion_ with Kathleen Turner. Crazy as fuck film!

[@BazookaTooth707]

8:03 I had to watch some training videos for work on s3xual harassment and David Schwimmer was the lead role lol

[@ОльгаВанюшкина-э1ш]

Lol Reminds me of The One Where Rachel took self-defence classes and Ross attacked her. UNAGI

[@bender8784]

Haha, same. I literally muttered out loud is that fuckin Ross??

[@ZiggaRats]

Peckinpah is the goat of westerns, as the kids say

[@huohization]

If you haven't watched the assassination of Jesse James I highly recommend it, Casey Affleck is incredible in it. But like Joe said, not an action flick but a great drama. One of the most underrated movies imo.

[@erikrobert8007]

Diddler on the Roof

[@GordonCaledonia]

Is that was he was called,Topol? He topped ALL the kids?

[@fragwagon]

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Joe. Predates the High Noon save. Give it a goog

[@JoeListComedy]

I gave it goog. High Noon came out 11 years earlier.

[@fragwagon]

Can I pivot to how you'd be great in a recast of the Jimmy Stewart role? I'm a moron.

[@rawpower12xu]

@@JoeListComedy How hot was Katy Jurado in High Noon?

[@jaygilliland3371]

Just heard the AirPods episode lol

[@apdancinglime]

I wonder if the word Joe was looking for with the no technology thing, was Luddite?