Sci-Fi Story - Pointed stick & A locked room, and an unconscious deathworlder (r/HFY TFOS 852)

[@brandoncady7043]

First story: Do you WANT 40k space marines? Because this is how you get 40k space marines.

[@emilymiller3362]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! You will get either the Marines or the Inquisition most likely both.

[@chrisb9143]

@@emilymiller3362 The Marines of the Inquisition

[@emilymiller3362]

@@chrisb9143 the warhammer 40k inquisition does not have dedicated space marines from all the lore i know.

[@Vortex-7358]

@@emilymiller3362 might be wrong but they have the Grey Knights. not exactly part of the inquisition but they work very closely together

[@shittinontheceiling3474]

@@emilymiller3362 that is correct, altough a lot of chapters are complete bootlickers to the Inquisition

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

GG aliens. You killed a frail but loving granny and her coragerous 10 years old grandson, both probably starved and dehydrated. Exterminatus it is then.

[@МихаилРозов-ю9п]

Exterminatus is too much of a measure. Habitable planet is a valuable resource. Send a couple of guards battalions to clear the planet of xenos.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

@@МихаилРозов-ю9п my bad, thats a quite far point. Should learn to keep my head a bit cooler.

[@drewahrens3141]

RIP AND TEAR!

[@johntaco861]

So basically the aliens just murdered basically a innocent “frail” grandma and her brave yet adorable grandson...Exterminatous is to merciful for these Xeno scum

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@johntaco861 just send them to the drukarri, they'll think of a sufficient punishment

[@CidGaius]

What scares humans By Cid Gaius (hopefully this is original) Ilana sat listening quietly as the soldier caste argued amongst themselves about their human crewmates exploits . With their reckless attitude and unpredictable nature, it quickly became a tradition in every ship’s galley in the 100 years since they joined the galactic council. Every story would start off like some tall tale, the more wild and and unbelievable it was the most likely it was true. And the soldier with the best story won. Tonight’s current contender was a Litharian, a large predatory lizard, and his story about his human eating a plant from colbus 5. Where every plant evolved to destroy herbivores. “After he got out of medba, he said it’d go well with chicken!” The story was almost enough to make Ilana’s shell twitch. “Does anything scare them?” Asked a Sental, a small vulpine like creature, his antenna waved excitedly. Before the others had a chance to respond Ilana seized her chance. “Oh yes, lots of things *scare* humans, but I know what terrifies them” Ilana chuckled. She was an engineer by trade and rarely allowed to participate in the tale telling with soldiers. But the mention of something that terrifies a human piqued their curiosity. “Go on engineer...” the Litharian muttered. “Tell us what you believe can scare a human” Ilana smiled, something she had learned from working on a human ship. baring teeth wasn’t something her species did. “The one thing that all humans fear and I assure you, will send them running faster than any varbec. If you’re smart you’ll run too...” Ilana’s smile widened “...The most terrifying thing to a human is when their engineer says ‘oops...’ “

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@CidGaius]

@@AgroSquerril sorry. couldn’t resist, plus it helps the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

@@CidGaius no worries , was funny

[@alonenotlonely1179]

Good one!

[@neosildrake]

So true. 😅😅😅

[@Talon1124]

Three things to remember with humans. Never count them out of a fight unless they can be confirmed as dead, even then don't always count them out. Never underestimate the smaller specimens, and what any human can and will do to survive. If a human engineer says 'oops' amd starts to run, be faster.

[@alexandermathieson4774]

theress a shirt certain police officers wear, on the back it reads " I'M WITH BOMB DISPOSAL, IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING, YOU SHOULD TOO"

[@PrimordialNyx]

"A pointed stick, a locked room and an unconscious deathworlder" sounds like a legit mystery novel

[@TheStarMachine2000]

An attempted murder, but the victim survived with only bruises. He has no idea what happened either, and spends the rest of the story brushing off other attempts and traps.

[@zachelkins1229]

*best Rita repulsa impression* Comment make this channel grow!~

[@AgroSquerril]

i second this

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Both of those stories we're awesome. Also it seems as though a hungover human is not something that squishy aliens should be nearby

[@AgroSquerril]

normally something a non squishy should too near as well

[@neenm4299]

Grandpa narrator tells the best stories :)

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@StarSong936]

IDK about you, but if anyone did that to my grandparents, I would have died trying to avenge them.

[@cheesepuffguy]

A 10-year-old boy and his grandma.

[@merlinathrawes746]

And the memory of John McClane lives on. Since it's December when I read this it's a nearly perfect Christmas story. Only nearly perfect as they never did manage to kill John McClane.

[@ShadesinMirra]

"I've got such a headache."

[@kurtismiller9544]

May the squerril be blessed by the great algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@alaskanspartan89]

First story is just sad

[@merlinathrawes746]

Poor Djuu, he doesn't remember the party.

[@StarSong936]

Story: I was doing some research into space travel. I had put most of my fortune into creating a gravity tug. I made a breakthrough into warp drive. It involved negative matter, which while theoretically possible was never proven to be fact. I kept the the results to myself. I went to an uninhabited star system and started building my own planet. What I did after that is a story for another time.

[@bigfatminer5590]

Here hopes the human aint Hitler or djuu gonna have a hard time breathing

[@bobsterclause342]

Bad

[@brandonschmidt5421]

for the hfy the squirrel and the holy algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@MarrockV]

It would have been nice if, when they decrypted grandma's ship, they discovered there was a locator beacon that had been on the entire time. The humans know what you did... the humans know where you are... the humans are not happy... the humans are coming.

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@nos2342]

@@AgroSquerril to please the algorithm is perfect.

[@Jakes3130]

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@cheesepuffguy]

A 10-year-old boy.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.

[@merlinwizard1000]

104th, 14 December 2023

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm