science diagrams that look like shitposts with ace attorney music

[@Kai--0921]

0:56 *"a"*

[@TheSnakeheadHunter]

a

[@12vv87]

a

[@aminuh]

a

[@shakirashipslied9721]

a

[@Evilmangatheevildaiohofficial]

ª

[@dinohall2595]

Child: *A* Guy: What do you mean there's a shark behind me? I better turn around and gouge its eyes to scare it away.

[@FryingWater]

No if you were smart you would scream because why wouldn't you?

[@jazminesarchive]

a

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: ha! Gura

[@noahjahnsen7841]

@@FryingWater you are not wrong.

[@BSFilms1997]

Just shout out some math questions. Everyone knows Gooruh can’t multiply.

[@philipphalter926]

The cosmos music was so fitting with spinning einstein

[@nineix9438]

thought you said Epstein

[@dungeoncreature]

Epstein didn't spin himself

[@ralfantino2291]

Not a dumbbell

[@elampersick]

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[@arq2565]

01:02

[@SniperOnSunday]

1:46 Godot's theme is perfect here

[@kewoshk]

Lol yes

[@Cardinalt]

I will gladly take a graham cracker.

[@solidzack]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had a graham cracker?

[@lucabalsasalsa]

eats graham crackers aggressively every time i see godot

[@therandomshow1265]

Yes

[@bigj1905]

1:46 “Here, have a Graham Cracker.” “Why?” “Your not you when your horny.” ‘Eats Graham Cracker.’ “Better?” “Better.”

[@itsmereem6748]

This comment is very relaxing...

[@d0gowner]

True...

[@thesleepydot]

appreciated reference

[@calebshockency2083]

There’s actually a story behind that picture. Sylvester Graham was a minister in the 1800s who was active in the temperance movement. He claimed that avoiding pleasure was the key to healthy living, and that a vegetarian diet, including whole, unprocessed, coarse-ground wheat would suppress those desires. He didn’t invent the graham cracker, but he popularized its consumption for that purpose.

[@buddeman27]

i personally prefer the bonk method

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

1:18 *suspensful piano* WHY WAS THE CAT SCREAMING, PHOENIX?

[@ArioTBP]

"Find the contradicting emotion in this cat's screaming"

[@TheOverlordPepper]

tIMe tO cROsS eXAmINe a cAt

[@enviousstar_11]

Witness Testimony Cat : "Meow meow" "Meow Meow Meow"

[@TheOverlordPepper]

@@enviousstar_11 HOLD IT! How can you be so sure?!

[@ArioTBP]

@@TheOverlordPepper HOLD IT! All this "Meow meow" won't get us anywhere! Can't you be more specific!?

[@gingerizard3262]

1:18 seems oddly threatening

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

What song title is that?

[@xennyyuna3669]

@@TrueLadyEvilChan I think its called "Running Wild - Mood Matrix ~ Get A Grip On Yourself"

[@lukethelegend9705]

*scream as loud as you can. That way maybe someone will find your body after I’m done with you.*

[@jokutyyppi4226]

"if you were smart" Ouch But i know

[@aHolyGhost]

@@lukethelegend9705 😳

[@lankthedank6931]

0:15 I just realized, that’s the classic Doomguy’s punch

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@jedhaydney4176 making punch animation code

[@lankthedank6931]

@@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 I literally didn’t do anything, what is your problem

[@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339]

@@lankthedank6931 You are a furry.

[@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339]

@@lankthedank6931 “I literally didn’t do anything” sure buddy.

[@Scatmanseth]

@@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 m8 the first vid on your channel is a meme about loli hentai. Don't act like you have the moral high ground here.

[@wallyhackenslacker]

Bill Gates sure is sturdy. He can take a punch from Doomguy like it's nothing!

[@drfil146]

Yea this is the same guy who can even jump over a chair!

[@TonyHdzV]

8Bit Steel Samurai is my ringtone. 1:30 gave me severe anxiety.

[@thesleepydot]

that sucks! I'll make sure not to make it my ringtone. on another note, thanks for helping me figure out what the song is called!

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

Just make it the regular steel samurai like me

[@HomiCider4290]

SAME

[@scum3981]

1:02 I love that the textbook feels the need to clarify that the professor is, in fact, not a dumbbell

[@edmisztheproto]

When The Invisible Gorilla Commences Its Siege😳😳😳😳😳

[@officersoulknight6321]

The study, in context was actually extremely interesting

[@dean_l33]

@@officersoulknight6321 what study could possibly use term as invisible gorilla?

[@officersoulknight6321]

@@dean_l33 The study was about like this; Observers were shown a video of two teams passing 2 balls around; One team has white shirts the others have black. They moved around and the groups mingled while they passed. They were told to count the amount of times Black shirt players passed the ball. However, this was not the main part of the study. The main part of the study- where the gorilla comes in -is how there was a person in a gorilla costume in the video, who moved to the center of the stage, vibed a little, and left. Most observers didn't even notice the gorilla since they were so focused on the passing, thus the invisible gorilla strikes again. I don't know why it was on a brain MRI tho

[@yelesomsundri6310]

If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing.

[@Belzabond]

1:02 thank goodness. I thought for a second that the professor was a dumbell

[@BatteryChargingMaster]

I want a version with the professor being a dumbell

[@inosuke6430]

professor: Not a dumbbell Oh thank god, I needed that clarification.

[@thesleepydot]

me too, made the diagram make so much more sense!

[@PhoenixMoth]

An dumbbell

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

capcom lied, the professor was a dumbbell this whole time

[@bleh22]

Ok that one is too good to be real

[@bleh22]

Oh whoops I forgot the time stamp

[@bleh22]

I mean the "a" one

[@natipop8735]

@@bleh22 0:49 ?

[@bleh22]

@@natipop8735 yeah

[@Tokmurok]

The fact you didn't time stamp gives off a similar cursed energy to the video.

[@thechurchofdorime9769]

Themes used in order: Mood Matrix ~ Commence The Psychological Analysis Pressing Pursuit~ Overtaken Apollo Justice Mask Demasque ~ Please Listen! Larry Butz ~ When Something Smells Yuri Cosmos ~ Head Center Of The Universe Mood Matrix; Running Wild ~ Get A Grip On Yourself Phoenix Wright Ringtone ~ The Steel Samurai Godot’s Theme ~ The Fragrance Of Dark Coffee

[@ammarsp]

Thank you

[@sortagoodish8491]

Thanks! I listened to a lot of Nintendo soundtracks when I was younger -- though these ones are all new to me, they remind me why I liked them so much

[@coldestmutt]

Thank you lol I had to scroll down way too far to find this

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

I refuse to believe that some of these even have context

[@derderderistderderistunico8219]

I can tell you about the last one if you want to know

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

@@derderderistderderistunico8219 yes

[@thesleepydot]

@@derderderistderderistunico8219 dont leave us hanging. i beg you

[@RamdomView]

The Graham Cracker was invented by Syvester Graham in 1829 specifically to quell sexual urges. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker

[@derderderistderderistunico8219]

Bro I wanted to answer that one. How rude... :(

[@314Pirasy]

that's the second friendliest looking shark i've ever seen 0:48

[@winter1353]

I have a feeling i know exactly the no.1 friendliest looking shark

[@314Pirasy]

@@winter1353 perhaps

[@blingblingboy4914]

The first one I assume is a fat middle aged man roleplaying as an anime girl for losers?

[@314Pirasy]

@@blingblingboy4914 pretty fitting to bring bait in a shark related discussion

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

@@blingblingboy4914 Not all losers perhaps but sure a middle aged man

[@gerbillegacha2372]

We did it boys Depression is no more

[@Tim_Belay]

0:56 the guy just didn't realize the other guy was making Hololive reference

[@thatone_zergling]

Lmao your right

[@roach3554]

Commit oxygen not reach lungs, vtubers bad

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

Nah fam the "a" is universal

[@PotaraP]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3vNn6mVad94eNU&ab_channel=DooomGuy

[@lostdraft]

@@roach3554 imo vtuber fans are just as simps as simps for real ytbers who do show their face. theyre more open abt it from what ive seen at least

[@fenrirsrage4609]

That punch Bill gates is extra hilarious because of the Doom sprites being used.

[@obsidian9998]

1:59 sponsored by Kellogg's old dead cult.

[@Tang-qi6zw]

Graham for that one. But they were part of the same belief system.

[@jacobcox4565]

I don't know how Kellogg thought bland cereal would stop masturbation, did he want today's youth to be as boring as he was growing up.

[@RamdomView]

@@jacobcox4565 Yes he did. It was thought that sexual urges led to insanity, with the frequent observation of chronic masturbation among mental patients considered as supporting evidence. Of course, nowadays it is thought that the reverse is more true - that mental disturbance cause "inappropriate" sexual urges or that sufferers self-sooth via masturbation.

[@chaoticclonestudios]

1:35 someone else who was told lol meant lots of love

[@dreameater8548]

The fact that now, in this time of ours, the kid's statement would actually MAKE SENSE for some people is baffling

[@oceanman2011]

tbh i actually have the steel samurai ringtone as my ringtone

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

The "Punch Bill Gates" one with that music makes me want a fighting game with him as one of the characters

[@kroskmofor6536]

Heyyy as a depression worker the first one does'nt look that bad

[@ladyi1995]

The music for the graham cracker one is too sexy.

[@hololiveenjoyer5655]

0:56 vtuber fans encountering a shark in a beach

[@missingbirds1998]

"Professor (Not a dumbbell)" 1:06

[@pustota7254]

Are you sure about that?

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

He's not a dumbbell though

[@Caitilizzie]

Professor Dumbbelldore!

[@breadguyy]

What? You gotta know that hes not a dumbbell.

[@confuseddiluc4972]

That's something only a dumbbell would say

[@milanesaempanizada7868]

As one fingerprint-testing addicted forensic scientist once said: "Ah, the power of science. It's my life."

[@simyou1219]

1:46 Why does this sound like something Godot would say?

[@dratinibrah]

He would give coffee

[@dbclass4075]

​@@dratinibrahWhich will blend well with graham cracker.

[@thatswhatisaidsodiumchlori5370]

ya'll gotta tell me which cornered variation is 0:15 because im jamming

[@dinohall2595]

That would be Cornered 2007 (one of my personal favorites).

[@thatswhatisaidsodiumchlori5370]

@@dinohall2595 thank you for your service

[@dinohall2595]

@@thatswhatisaidsodiumchlori5370 No problemo.

[@VlidOnTheLead]

@@dinohall2595 FINALLY, AFTER 5 MONTHS

[@dratinibrah]

Apollos jam to deafening the whole court to IM FINE

[@casparvoncampenhausen5249]

I like to watch these and try and figure out what they're supposed to mean

[@FuzzFoxxo]

Imagine a weird shark that looks alien enough to be not from this world and someone beside you just says 'a' in a monotone voice

[@SteveMc2425]

1:25 i love this

[@beequeen2556]

my humor is so fucked I laughed at every one of these

[@whoamu.8439]

Grandma also broke his hip. LMFAO.

[@carlosmehicano8052]

The first one is a great meme format

[@lavender317]

My boss yelled at me -> My bad was having a bad day -> I'm still worthless tho

[@spaceyboiis]

agreed

[@foxglove7992]

Gotta love how they classify that the professor is *NOT A DUMBELL*

[@novemberiscoolithink]

I like the need at 1:10 to clarify that the professor was not a dumbbell.

[@gomango99]

“Punch Bill Gates” is probably the best coding lesson ever

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Freaking bill gates can take a punch from doomguy

[@grafcharming5030]

It’s the Graham Cracker One that made me lose it - The godot music is just so fitting 😂

[@gyppygirl2021]

the butz shark killed me the godot crackers atomized my remnants

[@Scrumphle]

I’m convinced at least half of these are actually shitposts

[@0boro]

The boy with the shark was just making a Gura reference.

[@sherry.8145]

0:48 a

[@sergeis1499]

a

[@n1thecaptain965]

a

[@shakirashipslied9721]

a

[@eccentriceel]

a

[@EsponjosoPollito]

a

[@waffledog7292]

"If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing" -Screaming cat

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

1:48 maybe some coffee too?

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Or ice cream?

[@hemocide1396]

or some macarons?

[@sortagoodish8491]

Okay why is nobody talking about how all of these tracks are absolute bangers?

[@Dead_Account_Zzz]

this is like stuff you'd see in the backrooms, liminal spaces, or really weird/dreamcore stuf

[@fuhbree]

I know this is going to sound crazy, but this video is cleverly leaked evidence the creator intends for an attorney to use against the suspect in court. From the beginning (0:00), we see a motive. The suspect was constantly being abused in their work environment, which caused them to become stressed out and angry. When the suspect went to confront their boss about their mistreatment, the conversation escalated into an argument, and ended with the blood of their boss on their hands (0:15). The confusing part is what comes next though. There is a picture of the “suspect” fleeing the crime scene, but its a gorilla? (0:30) Apparently this is not the first time the gorilla has been seen either. Either way, any investigator who has tried to explain this to their boss has failed to justify the appearance of the mysterious “invisible” gorilla (0:47). What many people may fail to realize is that the gorilla is not a gorilla, but a weapon! The suspect left after the argument with a grudge, and used a remote controlled gorilla to bludgeon their boss into a bloody pulp. This is why the creator saw the need to create this seemingly random video (1:00) No common investigator would be able to figure any of this out unless they had contact with the suspect themselves. They are known to produce youtube videos, so it wouldn’t be suspicious to post a vide like this. But to those who can look behind the slapstick humor and decipher these clues, it is a cry for help (1:15). As long as the criminal is free, they will continue to take the lives of innocent people. Families will be split apart unless a case is made to lock them in jail (1:30). Unless they are given the graham cracker of justice and forced to submit to the law, they will continue to seethe in their rage and enact the evil desires that formed in their heart (1:45). Why did you read all of this lol

[@raven.petrichor]

you just pulled a phoenix wright level turnabout, mate

[@fuhbree]

@@raven.petrichor Lmao I forgot I even made this, but I’m glad that you appreciate it

[@raven.petrichor]

@@fuhbree pfft, it be like that sometimes twas a very fun comment to read

[@fghdlkgs]

Damn gorillas!

[@defaultdance4727]

"Professer (not a dumbbell)" Very much needed, thank you

[@ndinstudio543]

1:14 WHAT HAS HE LEARND

[@firstnamelastname5943]

GOD DAMN IT NOT THE INVISIBLE GORILLA AGAIN

[@vitoria9083]

I hadn't laughed so hard at one of these videos until this one, thank you

[@FalafelTheBurner]

Normal vtuber debut: Hello guys my name is... Gaw Gura: 0:56

[@hxpeko]

laughing at how he said "a" at the shark. gawr gura flashbacks

[@lucyburns4379]

Thank you for choosing a different song for each picture. I couldn't bring myself to look at the 'invisible gorilla'.

[@yourweirdplant]

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE "a"

[@givlupi2686]

Boss is yelling at me -> Guillotine -> No depression

[@jamss225]

1:10 "professor (not a dumbbell)

[@anamoyeee]

'This boy's vague statement, indicative of an expressive language problem, does not convey the danger or urgency of their situation'

[@SoggyBandit223]

I didn't expect to be called out in the first 4 seconds of the video

[@tsuyu2200]

0:47 Gura!

[@YourleftT0enail]

1:57 Here, have a [GRAHAM CRACKER] you're not you when you're hungry

[@hashtag_swag]

don't put a space between the ":" and 57 just so you know like this: 1:57

[@YourleftT0enail]

@@hashtag_swag ah thanks i usually dont do that i didnt notice

[@hashtag_swag]

@@YourleftT0enail Glad I could help!

[@kiligami]

0:35 I had this picture in my English book…

[@rustcopperfield9175]

That last one fucking blindsided me XD

[@Tetromint]

0:21 fun fact: those are doomguy's hands

[@stargazer8g2]

1:15 I just fucking lost it here 1:45 I love how there is a godot theme

[@SushiCatTea]

1:30 I SCREAMED BC I WASN'T PAYING THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO THE VID AND THAT'S MY RINGTONE AND I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME

[@turquoiseninju7]

1:48 Me: **Laughs in Asexual**

[@_fluffyy1028]

"Professor (not a dumbell)" Thanks for clarifying

[@koffi6766]

"Play the funny lawyer game" in the description got me more than rest of the video (maybe except "a", that killed me lmao)

[@liamvachon8782]

"Unwanted Sexual urges? Have a Graham Cracker and calm yourself down." Me during NNN: Noted

[@Antanaxis]

Gigachads do nonstop nut november

[@aelsaellie]

THE ONE WITH THE STEEL SAMURAI RINGTONE IS SO SUITABLE LMAOO

[@lilducko]

Because of the music and this format I thought this was made in like 2010

[@dbclass4075]

1:29. Likely an elderly thought "LOL" means "lots of love".

[@Angel-ip7pw]

0:01 im still depressed

[@7bandomtrash]

The last one just had me like “….what….”

[@user-hz5hn7ts1i]

1:22 this isn't a diagram, it's actually just a shitpost. I follow the blog that posted it

[@Danothyus1]

i mean the second to last one could definetly be part of a phoenix wright clue.

[@marshmalleaux]

Okay but I have the Steel Samurai ringtone as my actual ringtone so I was extremely confused when it played and no phone number showed up

[@emilybailey77]

1:47 as an asexual, I’m stealing this

[@EinFelsbrocken]

The "a" image is just perfect honestly 😂😂

[@BioHzrd0010]

Okay, but like, HOW ARE THESE ONES *_NOT_* SHITPOSTS? 0:15 0:31 1:15 1:30

[@Elholz]

the invisible gorilla is a study about how the brain filters out unnecessary information if you give a doctor 5 x-rays (one with a photoshopped gorilla) and tell them to identify the disease, the chances of them not noticing the gorilla are higher than those of someone who can't interpret x-rays and therefore scans the entire frame in an attempt to find some information

[@enzoqueijao]

The best parr about "Punch Bill Gates" is that they used Doom sprites for it

[@floofysparkledemon6662]

this was on autoplay while painting so i didnt know what it was and i tought the first one was a shitpost until i saw the title

[@officersoulknight6321]

On the last one, thanks KZbin, helps a lot.

[@justjill.8965]

0:19 seems someone there was a Doom Fan, since that sprite is clearely the arm sprite for Doomguy in the classic Doom games.

[@thecourtjester2610]

after the first image I realized that to ppl who haven’t been to therapy cognitive restructuring is foreign and I do not know how to handle that.

[@2spky5me]

Gotta remind myself to stock up on Graham crackers next Novermber

[@anshsgh6092]

1:02 i love how they had to apply “Professor(not a dumbbell)

[@YT4218]

0:56 yeah I do scream "A" when I see a Shark

[@sizzledan31]

That last one is incredible lmao

[@SalmonLamborghini]

This video was actually helpful, the first one has changed the way I think

[@kotik5762]

Unwanted sexual urges? *cue sex machine jazz line saxophone to end all chastity*

[@binguspogglebonk7089]

1:55 I can assure you the urges are completely wanted