All of Biology in 9 minutes

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Biology - a beautiful field of mathematics where division and multiplication are the same thing. Since we’re doing bad biology jokes, do you know what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association. Enough cringe, let’s get started.
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[@SciencephiletheAI]

The "(Topic) in X minutes" format seems fun, what (topic) would you want to see in the future?

[@Josuh]

Foot fetish in 4 minutes

[@Josuh]

wait

[@EmmanuelGWG]

Father, Thank you for this success, And thank you for teaching the humans about biology!

[@user-dy6bv3vi7o]

Computer science

[@ummehani20]

Relationship between microbiology and quantum mechanics!‼️

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

That’s way faster than any teacher could ever hope to achieve.

[@yesandyes9168]

I learned and grasped more about biology in 9 minutes then I ever did in my boring ass biology class lol

[@firstname4304]

7:16 when my uncle comes at night and plays a game with me

[@ortherner]

haha school bad internet good

[@jarrethickman3993]

@@ortherner like a "teacher" isn't someone who teaches you something.. like people just hate school for whatever reason.... Lol just pay attention and learn.

[@ortherner]

@Jarret Hickman I was making fun of people who hate school. I think you need to pay attention.

[@spyboytuber2106]

Next: Quantum Physics in a Planck second

[@kmsthanks]

Do you mean Planck?

[@Jacob-on2sb]

kmsthanks obviously

[@nzx.]

It's planck time which approx to 5*10^-44 seconds.

[@flare6x]

@@kmsthanks plank the smallest measure of things I guess

[@abdouaboud7490]

@@flare6x very useful if we meet aliens since that the smallest unit

[@PitouPhanpeuv]

In just 9 minutes and 30 seconds, I learned more than 8 hours of school.

[@omegachadrequiem3831]

Haha funi

[@maxtube444]

@@omegachadrequiem3831 no it’s true

[@chrysoz9031]

@@maxtube444 because you’re in like the 3rd grade, school is multiple different subjects, and this isn’t nearly as in depth about this subject as you think

[@omagos3275]

Because he explained it is not most simple way, you learned very very little from video

[@toast6375]

@@omagos3275 more than school

[@junn805]

People who spent 4 years in a biology degree are crying rn.

[@smartfellaandfartsmella3394]

W profile pic

[@Rivi___]

I'm about to spend 8yrs studying it before college so me too fr 😭

[@yuukbruh]

my bloody valentine

[@demirtube_]

Knk Türk müsün

[@valawg]

mbv

[@letobuijones1208]

"fungi are like the weird cousin of plants and animals" - ah yes, that weird cousin who has a habit of feeding off their relatives' corpses once they've died

[@myskrillaa]

damn i didn’t know i was a fungi

[@benoorehek8475]

@@myskrillaa hol up

[@ashwindfire8421]

@@myskrillaa 😐

[@Regional-Automotive]

@@myskrillaa whad he saaaaaaaaayyyyyy

[@chessdopee1841]

@@myskrillaa hahahaha Idk why but this was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@harshitalalwani343]

7:28 *Anatomy - which shows you how much each of your organs cost*

[@mickey5th]

Lol

[@bryandche]

So funny 😀

[@sarthakjain1824]

Why are you writing subtitles?

[@daisys3006]

Precisely

[@nv6987]

I thought all of the comment section would be like: MiToChOnDrIa Is ThE pOwErHoUsE oF tHe CeLl

[@percherito]

To me the Chloroplast is the most important

[@alanmakoso1115]

@@percherito Nah. ribosomes are. no protein = many process doesn't exist

[@percherito]

@@alanmakoso1115 in that case, the Dna or even the Rna, without them we can do nothing, but yeah probably the Chloroplast is not the most important thing at the end the cell can produce energy without sun or oxigen however if the Chloroplast hasn't existed we neither

[@J_T03]

The 'power house of the cell' reference doesn't even make sense once you understand that cellular respiration doesn't just take place in the mitochondria

[@J_T03]

@@mithilravirala4046 explain it then why is it? 9/10 people would not be able to answer that, because when you don't study biology at a higher level teachers say it's the site or respiration but actually only a few of the processes for respiration happen there because respiration is normally displayed at a basic level as glucose + oxygen = carbon dioxide and water but that doesn't explain anything it's not just one equation then your cell respires it's multiple processes and not all of them take place in the mitochondria so the saying 'power house of the cell' doesn't even make sense'

[@airank3861]

The DNA joke at the beggining, I actually laughed exactly like the audience, I started chuckling, then more, and then I bursted out laughing it was perfect

[@audreycrawford8299]

It wasn’t that funny.

[@borretavenizecaryllea.1409]

@@audreycrawford8299 Me: I didn't get the joke.

[@nameless.artist1513]

@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey

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@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey

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@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey

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who said my man AI can't reproduce, just do 2 simple steps: Ctrl + C Ctrl + V Boom, 2 AI

[@daPvta]

@Shashanka MG that's teleportation

[@eduardofernandes7889]

One replaces another, so no

[@bowsmed]

@Shashanka MG That works but I think as long as ctrl+c is an option it's probably not gonna happen

[@himangshu1808]

AI SEX

[@loomnatinoscopers]

@abdurrahman pranata just like sponges right?

[@josiahmeyer9662]

3:49 I love the image for "Radio-active waste" 😂

[@daPvta]

TikTok could fit in this category as well

[@IronPal]

Haha tiktok and Fortnite bad

[@onepunchman1953]

@@IronPal haha I am so edgy

[@cjtojo9113]

@6E VISHWESHVARAN K ok mad fortnite kid

[@cjtojo9113]

@6E VISHWESHVARAN K bruh why’d you reply like 6 times

[@maddy530]

I understood biology in this 9 minutes more than what I've learnt my entire school life

[@lipipragyadevi]

Because in school we just learn the basics

[@travstravinho2766]

I had high hopes for this video, quit when he said "the unit of memory in a dna molecule is the gene" and pointed at a single nucleotide lmao

[@shayeeu]

I actually thought that I was been wrong for all of my life about genes after seeing that

[@yoshikagekira6166]

A gene is basically a sequence of nucleotides so he isn't wrong.

[@VijayThakurMD]

@@yoshikagekira6166 a gene is a part of DNA, not all DNA is gene and not all nucleotide are genes. I hope i am not wrong, if i remember correctly there are introns and exons as well one of them doesn't translate translate

[@jaykay2218]

This channel is my favorite channel and I have a good day everyday they release a new video.

[@thatguybob6088]

Agreed, the memes and the science are both 10/10

[@adarshjain2959]

and exurb1a as well

[@tripplez2357]

Your name is JK

[@ceebad8985]

kurzgesagt >

[@noxiouswind8438]

6:36 no thanks mine blew up inside me and i nearly died. next time i'll choose to be a cat or something.

[@ackreactions8028]

you make science more fun and interesting to learn, thank you Sciencephile the AI

[@yashgadhavi6385]

Man , I thought he was gonna explain all my 10 years of medical studies in 9 min , he didn't even touch the atom of the Galaxy

[@SUSsykage]

you mean neutron stars?

[@N3Wk1d5]

Cringe

[@BierBart12]

Ah yes, neutron star biology The field every veterinarian needs to learn

[@leos9682]

@@BierBart12 hahahaha

[@anjali2387]

@@BierBart12 I don't get it...

[@AlinZamfiroiu]

AI: "Do you know what DNA stands for?" Me: Direcția Națională Anticorupție (National Anticoruption Department)

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era si steagul :)))

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Department*

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Nicolae Caucaescu

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Hai las.o.n joi

[@NastyFool7]

what language is this?

[@popeoneguy7992]

I have this project due today and I know nothing about science because all my teachers didn’t teach me anything about science. Thank you for being a more valuable source of information than someone who is literally paid to give people information

[@aykoayko3677]

Very informative but can I just say the choices of images were hilarious 😂 I loved every single joke

[@themedivalchad]

Fun fact: Cells multiply by cell division. "CONFUSED SCREAMING"

[@ortherner]

lol

[@pfft3158]

I never realised that.

[@pronounjow]

Divide by the reciprocal. Just make sure the reciprocal isn't 0 and that the denominator of the reciprocal isn't 0 (although in this case, just switch to multiplying by 0 instead).

[@cookiecakeeater6340]

Division is just multiplication by a fraction

[@pronounjow]

@@cookiecakeeater6340 Yeah, that. Also, cookie cake is addictive!

[@edwardboss]

Reminder of the day: Theory in science doesn't mean possibility, it means the best explanation we got yet. Like gravity. It's a theory but will be instantly disproven if someone starts flying for no reason and we will need a better theory

[@alexm.2960]

"...will be instantly disproven if someone starts flying for no reason and we will need a better theory." That is a common misconception. The theory of gravity and gravity isn't the same thing. You don't need a flying person to disprove the theory of gravity. In fact, the theory of gravity has been disproven before; Einstein disproved Newton's theory of gravity. Now that Newton's theory of gravity has been disproven, we have a new theory of gravity which is the general theory of relativity. But even that seems to be false because of the inconsistencies between quantum physics and general relativity. So, technically, our theory of gravity right now is probably false. But false doesn't mean unhelpful. Hell, we still use Newton's mechanics to this day because they are just easier to use and they make good enough predictions.

[@sophia-tj1ck]

@@alexm.2960 that was actually very informative

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

@@alexm.2960 common knowledge but true but also we you're made of DNA... National Dyslexia System.

[@hakimdiwan5101]

I had always heard LAW OF GRAVITY and not THEORY.

[@chessdopee1841]

@@hakimdiwan5101 well it's just a theory . The called it a law for convenience

[@9c-9-makwanaayushi41]

All of biology in 9 minutes ❌ ; Some random talk about biology with raycon earbuds advertisement twice in the video✔

[@alialmeerahmed6994]

This is all my studying for my Biology exam. Wish me luck!

[@ego1513]

😬😬 howd that work out for ya

[@daikon267]

Hi so i want to take biology as one of my main subject in g10 and idk if its a good idea, everyone tell me its sooo hard and they fail in it,but i love it? idk im very average but i passed in biology though and im very interested in it and idk if its just easy now and gonna be hard? i need advices on that, my family took account and business so idk who to ask

[@misuru9255]

@@daikon267 I can only speak about Biology A Level in the UK (i thinks its around the same level?) but if you're genuinely interested in it, take it!! There is high subject content, and covered in relatively short periods of time - this can be intimidating, but you can get used to it and eventually you'll thrive!! Ultimately the subject is interesting and if you can see that picture, it'll allow you to do well - just don't beat yourself if it doesn't go well in the beginning.

[@misuru9255]

@@daikon267 Obv as i only know a complete different education system, it might be very different from what you experience, but i hope it helps :))

[@daikon267]

@@misuru9255 I have decided to take biology, im thinking about chemsitry and physic as well lmao, science is the only class i dont feel sleepy, im taking this as a sign, i will also see if im gonna pass in these subjects, thank you very much

[@vanz681]

This could’ve been helpful for my biology class

[@SantiagoGaming2968]

This could be helpful for my future biology class 4 years from now.

[@GNParty]

@@SantiagoGaming2968 Are you training to become a teacher?

[@beytullahberk3632]

ye wish this was uploaded 4-5 years ago :/

[@palinanavitskaya6133]

If you're talking about this from the perspective of a student, then I disagree that it would have been of much help. I found the over-generalization and absence of certain pieces of information to be misleading. For example, they left out an entire Domain - Archaea (Domain is the tier of classification above/more general than Kingdom). To be fair though, both Archaea and Bacteria don't have any Kingdoms, so a lot of people just say that there're 6 Kingdoms, (explaining the absence of the tier) and a lot of people might think that Bacteria and Archaea are the same, (even though scientists studied them and decided they're so different they deserve to be split into 2 Domains/Kingdoms) explaining the absence of Archaea. Because Biology is a field where details are super important though, I think they definitely should have at least mentioned Archaea, if briefly.

[@noname8354]

I'm in intro to bio and fuck textbooks this is where it's at

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Son: "Mom, can I attend a biology class?" Mom: "We have a biology class at home." Biology class at home:

[@ryanxin1848]

No it’s the other way around

[@mickey5th]

Best biology homemade class ever.

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This biological class is better than school biology class

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@@l0nedoesgaming107 Percy Jackson duh

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😁

[@diana__s]

I cannot begin to explain how thankful I am that this was in my feed today

[@shrakovzoothiack2305]

Thankyou! I will be studying biology this year as i had to change my classes and didnt get what i wanted sadly though now i have a basic understand of what biology actually is lol. Thankyou Btw your vids are awesome!

[@seanconroy3567]

I want to upload my brain into a super computer

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

Why stop there? upload versions of your consciousness into tiny computer and disguise them as grains of sand so that you can never die

[@aymadkhan7771]

Then that will not be a super computer.

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@@aymadkhan7771 Or is it?

[@dhararry7929]

Same.

[@anulfolantigua6291]

A pervert can hack your consciousness data and make you make stuff that are only allow today in anime girls

[@vornamenachname597]

3:26 cries in up-to-date taxonomy

[@coltonstephens5893]

Yeah, a lot of this information is outdated or all over the place.

[@teryv1259]

That ad was the most friendly and non-invasive advertisement that I just had to instantly smash the like button

[@hyamz2085]

Thanks to this video, I learned more than throughout my whole freshman year. Thank you

[@DemoniteBL]

bology

[@Santeri349]

3:48 best part of the video

[@Anomaly24k]

5:44 the advertisement part made me laugh my lungs out of my mouth.

[@mxtjo_6083]

Man advertised a product and still I learned more than my whole 4 year of biology studying

[@madcat789]

0:56 "One of the cell'e main funct(hiccup)tions.."

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Funk-tionas

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sciencephile must of caught a virus

[@homelackin2234]

3:00 Intelligent amphibian life: *Triggered*

[@emmaberger3748]

I appreciate that this was not boring at all. Thank you for the memes

[@avatardan9317]

I learned more about Biology in this little 9 minute video than in an entire year at school.

[@tnrgaming344]

4:56 Blind people: *"Wait, so where's the dislike button?"*

[@Corperate3DAnimatedGuy]

Why would you even dislike?

[@tnrgaming344]

@@Corperate3DAnimatedGuy cause it was a joke lol

[@littldicky6786]

Yeah... where is the dislike button....

[@tnrgaming344]

@@littldicky6786 am I blind now? D:

[@matthewboire6843]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[@islarf5095]

Yay Biology! When chemistry and physics gets fun!

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@sarthakjain1824]

Where physics gets boring and chemistry gets fun

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@@sarthakjain1824 i agree on this one 😂

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@@ss-cp2uy physics is so fucking hard and ugh... boring...

[@amm4000]

When everything gets boring

[@pensrock_12speedruns]

Watching this before finals lol

[@timr.lozano3845]

Definitely not me watching this a day before my Bio EOC...

[@pingolingo1995]

Love this channel and I love the consistency of style and informative content

[@electroflame6188]

3:23 lol this might actually be the worst taxonomic classification I've ever seen

[@palinanavitskaya6133]

Ikr, they left out an entire Domain/Kingdom (I say Domain/Kingdom because I've seen sources where Bacteria and Archaea are referred to as Kingdoms, since they don't have any Kingdoms of their own)

[@miriamokret9372]

They probably merged Bacteria and Archaea based on the fact that both are procariotic... Which is not really done anymore

[@laurakay2960]

Exam in an hour 😭

[@ReeseG12]

currently watching this to review for my final exam tomorrow

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You’re the mortal, as I PRODUCE WATER!

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But I produce poop

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I produce stinks

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I produce carbon

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I produce Adesonine Triphosphate

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I produce... depression absolutely useless... I dont know what i am here for only question everything is what i do we dont know wether we need these questions or not , but we do, im useless but at the same time i dont care about society and dont care to provide for it, but myself

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0:18 Domain of Science viewers: Hey I've seen this one

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Next video : Calculous in 2.71 seconds or Trigonometry in 3.1416 seconds.

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Dear Al, that was a great experience ♥️

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7:12 what ...😂😂

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0:25 i feel like i better laugh or else he will destroy humanity

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oh god oh man

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Thank you, because of this I can put way less effort into studying. You’re my new favorite person

[@Aozxxnoyx]

I’m just getting started for next year and this is stuff I already learned this year just more detailed

[@deadmemes1824]

Haha chromosomes go swirly swirl 🤺

[@Flexy59]

Your videos make me happy sciencephile Also "chemistry in x minutes" is an obvious one i'd love to see

[@izabelladiaz413]

I have the EOC this Friday 😭 Time to listen to this on repeat cuz I didn’t pay attention the whole school year😭(definitely not my fault😅)

[@goofy2276]

same i have it on friday havent remembered anything hahaha

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@@goofy2276 indeed💀

[@dorar2419]

same lolzz

[@myskrillaa]

i got it on friday too yikes

[@_loisneena]

i love this lmao i have an entrance exam for a new school tomorrow and this absolutely helped

[@shre6619]

@5:08 In plant kingdom sub division, I remember angiosperms and gymnosperms too. - science ncert book

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Lol here we got an ncert user😂😂😂

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I also use NCERT!!

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Like, if you've ever seen a plant before.

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Unga Bunga dislika

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sadly i hav seen a plant so i wont like

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@@aoutulnabipurna1333 unga poronga mironga

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Yes robert plant

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@Janice Brown shut up mortal being how dare you be a human?

[@number8038]

He talked wayyy slower than my teacher yet able to teach me everything in 9 minutes while my teacher is still giving us Tim and Moby

[@uemirainbow2170]

i enjoyed it very much! thank you for this 💓

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0:03 hello omnipotent AI👋

[@mattdolinar737]

Alright I’m ready for the MCAT now

[@mostlyimpulsive3462]

And there goes 3 semesters' worth of biology.

[@georgepetrov3000]

I have watched virtually every video you have posted and I sincerely enjoyed every single one of them. Thank you!

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0:20 well that escalated fast

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woo thanks! Im gonna pursue a Ph.D with the knowledge I gained here about biology, such as: Life is made of cells, KZbin can fit on 1.5 grams of DNA, information in the DNA is used to determine what an organism will look like, Raycon links take 15% off my first purchase, and homestatis is the ability of an organism to... uh *rewinds to **2:30* ... to uhh, not be dead. Thanks Sciencephile the AI! You're the best!

[@akki3439]

I really loved the video... Its my tazte Science + Memes.. Btw jokes aside especially at the end the explanation you gave about different classification of bio was really helpful..now i understood what people are saying

[@TheGirlGam]

I love your vids it helps me to learn more at home

[@alexriley9002]

5 years of studying summed up in 10 minutes. Brilliant!!!!

[@ralphcinco3614]

I learned a lot more here than in my whole highschool biology subjects.

[@Ben-zr5ib]

U didn't study enough 😂😂

[@1WoahBubbles]

Same! And I'm surprised I have the final tomorrow :>

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THERE IS NO BETTER EXAMPLE OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE 💀😭

[@nomrat08]

I learned more biology in this 9-minute video than I did in my 2-hour botany classes.

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She: I'm not that type of girl Also her: 7:13

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legit the best comment here

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[@dre4085]

Hi sciencephile love the show! I have an idea for one of your videos that may be interesting, would you like to explain the limits of our genetics and how far we can go? (what we can develop with the ability of manipulating our own genetics at will), thanks!

[@charlieledesma4914]

I'm self teaching and I'm was a little worried of where to begin. this set the perfect path for me to start. Thank you

[@scarletmalavelora]

I needed this last year 😒😑

[@guntersviewingcorner3613]

I legit learned more things in this video than in any biology class

[@_its_oz831]

This series is enough for developing intrest in particular subject being explained...atleast for me...😊😊 Also its quiet osm channel than others....

[@linnelllilliston8219]

watching this bc my exam is tomorrow and i have no idea what we’ve learned all year

[@linnelllilliston8219]

regretting my decision btw lol

[@Kennnnyyy]

I literally just took my exam 6 hours ago. If only KZbin recommended earlier.

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1:32 now thats wery interesting!!

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5:13 Psylociben Cubensis, definitely a fun fungi! 👍😎👍

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Wow this is really helpful I love this channel

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Holy shit, I'm enjoying this video a lot! 😏 the memes and just everything about it. Well done 👌🏻

[@nasaandtheesa5400]

I’ve learned more watching this video than in my middle school science class

[@ummehani20]

You explaining biology!!😱😂🙌🏻💯

[@Foji00026]

Very informative.. Its amazing.....Keep it up

[@abdulkalam-sl2qf]

Nice to see you again physics in five mins

[@joseftrojan7664]

Thank you! You made me recall why I love biology so much (and AI of course)!

[@antonteodor6305]

6:47 that means I'm not technically a life form either :(

[@matthewboire6843]

Same, I’m not alive

[@zora3906]

i cant believe all i learned in my currently 3 years in college are now condensed in this 9-min video

[@palus1194]

my biology final is tomorrow morning (it’s 10pm rn) and i’m really hoping that watching this twice will save me

[@samerelamin5593]

Same bro I have also biology today indeed this video was very helpful

[@samerelamin5593]

BTW good luck to both of us 🤞

[@Ferryanushree333]

Haha funi

[@theLynx44]

At 7:01 I was wondering where that would lead to in anticipation of a good joke. Was not disappointed, made me literally LOL for a straight minute, thanks AI.

[@anulfolantigua6291]

The Cringe is Killing me 3:50 Spit my drink good one got me off guard 😂😂😂

[@WolfyKaatz]

shoving this into my brain on repeat before my test

[@krispyyy6912]

“I’m sure you’ve probably seen plants at least once in your life. If not, you probably haven’t evolved eyes yet.” Me, a born-blind person: am i a joke to you? Wait

[@alexd.c8349]

Damn thats tough

[@chronenojysk5107]

“Just a Gram of DNA it can store 215 Petabytes” I don’t even remember what I had for breakfast

[@vishakha8342]

It's DNA which stored colour of your eye, your hair type, etc...... Number of neurons will definitely store what you had for your breakfast.