Scientifically Measuring CAKE Size (and Shape) in Genshin

[@FirestormChannel]

Before you want to smash anything... Smash Like and Subscribe Edit: Thigh and Booba Ranking video already out

[@Dwhahaha4704]

Marketing 100

[@littleboss2006]

Can't believe Hu Tao don't have cake

[@who________tao]

tbh I wanna smash something else…(UK what I mean🥴)

[@windowserror953]

Shenhe got 32.2 inches of Kake. It's pretty easy just use the given Area to find circumference of that area.

[@Klotzy4433]

For gods sake Go outside. This is actualy sad. Touch grass, take a shower.

[@VergilVon_Doom]

It’s not about how big the cake is It’s about how good you can see it

[@ImagineCats9339]

Eula : and I take this as a win

[@HuH22132]

​@@ImagineCats9339 eula ? Never heard of him/her

[@ginger2114]

@@HuH22132 is that the new leaked physical carry for Mika?

[@okbro.]

@@ginger2114 no bro, she is an upcoming pyro catalyst from inazuma that will be released on version 5.x

[@prace2k]

Mona and ganyu just got the most visible and hottest cake ngl

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

When I sae Shenhe at second I was like, Who on earth could possibly have a cake bigger than Shenhe's ? Then legit lost my shit when I saw who it is

[@asix_knight]

I legit spilt my drink when it happened

[@stoyantodorov2133]

My thoughts too. Shenhe has by far the best curves so I was totally expecting a "your mom" joke at the end. Reality turned out even funnier.

[@sanchofagasta64]

On a side note. I've been playing Genshin non stop foryears but the one game that hooked me enough to forget about Genshin, just last patch, was Danganronpa

[@bjornnilsson2941]

I legit paused the video for like 2 minutes trying to figure out who in the hell could be chunkier than Yelan, Eula and Shenhe. I gave up and then howled when I saw the winner! :D

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

@@sanchofagasta64 You are welcome my comrade in despair

[@J_Areal]

The "one and Oni" wins again!

[@matthew78917]

Numero uno! While holding a miss hina standee in the air

[@ValtenBG]

Fr. That hit me like a truck

[@OrdepLiveira]

The Butt checker

[@Jooolzhop]

@@OrdepLiveira indeed!

[@dinkyborja]

A certified compadre moment

[@meppeorga]

This is the most meta breaking and impactful data breakdown I've ever seen in genshin

[@SetiKt]

It's not the size that matters, it is the shape. ❤

[@somebody6996]

@@SetiKtyes, shape and how well you can see it. Obv in the game you can't very well but with this app he has, there's def a way

[@omegadefender85]

Itto having the most cake is both hilarious and terrifying, simply because his baggy pants hid all that from us and we never knew about it.

[@mauricioflorespatatas6171]

bro...

[@saga8659]

That's where his muscles had gone to, now we know why he so fucking thin

[@FutayuriShironeko]

Butt cross section is not just cake. For example diluc's and itto cross sections are massive but have curves of a cube. Quality cake is a size to shape ratio.

[@idkatthispoint-s9s]

His baggy pants probably ARE the cake. Most of these are inaccurate because of the clothes, like how is Thoma's cake bigger than Raidens???

[@RadVixen7]

I agree that baggy pants maybe what made Itto biggest, and Toma Bigger. Of course any good specimen of man would have bigger bum than any of the women, because the women are all in perfect shape, but the men all lack arse.

[@buitom6942]

Remember that Itto's cake absorbed all impact when Itto fall from the ceiling in the story interlude. That cake is packing

[@mauricioflorespatatas6171]

he says "ahhh my butt"

[@hzo42069]

i like the part when he said "it's bakery time" and baked all over places

[@potatochan8985]

give this guy a Resin

[@snowparody]

A single resin lmao

[@no-mads21st23]

​@@snowparody lore akurat

[@droidmotorola3884]

Genshin could never

[@joedalton155]

I started to laugh my ass off when i saw that wanderer has more cake than mona

[@Komagawautaismywife]

I was shocked 😭

[@justrandompun]

Same😂😂

[@metallicarequiem2936]

Awkward moment when you got more cake than your girlfriend 😂

[@yasukiofficial1541]

and i dont get how when the image above shows that mona's bakery is alot bigger and more curvature than scara's. that also includes the other women here who's curvature is insane compared to the men.

[@luisfillipebeserra2108]

​@@yasukiofficial1541because they focus more on the curvature of the female characters, looking bigger, many think for example that shenhe has the biggest breasts in the game but she doesn't

[@Dafydd4]

It's so funny the difference (increase) in the number of polygons some have e.g: Mona, Rosaria, Alhaitham. The devs have favourites.

[@GamesPlayer1337]

That comes more down to how visible they are and how well they work with the clothes/viewing angle with the shader used ingame

[@Negolossauro]

i lost it completely when shows venti's polygon distribuition is incredibly similar to the most "hard worked" favourites female cakes

[@Buddy-Love]

​@@Negolossaurosomeone is gay there

[@C0ck_team]

Eula: I have the biggest cake in the game Shenhe: No, I have the biggest cake in the game Itto: ...

[@mauricioflorespatatas6171]

arataki "the bigest cake" itto

[@maxthepaladin2147]

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep

[@insectslayer1374]

*"You thought first place would be Shenhe? But it was me, ITTO!"* -Arataki 'Rank #1 Cake' Itto

[@serbanstein]

Ganyu, an adeptus who's genetically predisposed to putting on weight, ranks lower than reads notes a teen girl who's had magic cancer for most of her life

[@bantatepon7015]

mona and ganyu surprised me beeing that low, but what they lack in size they have in shape.

[@birisuandrei1551]

​@@bantatepon7015 yeah mona is very thin but plump, golden ratio behind right there.

[@Fergala00]

I really do hate when they draw Mona and ganyu overly thicc when they aren't. They are perfect the way they are

[@Konpekikaminari]

Damn That diet of hers is *working*

[@munchkinchalateo]

@@Konpekikaminari it’s not a diet, i’m pretty sure poor ganyu is actually starving herself :c

[@plotius]

I feel like the definition of cake should be taken from the middle part of the crevice and mesured outward to the peaks like a 3. Itto and his box butt doesnt really look like cake compared to Eula shape. He just has a bigger waist size

[@gerrymon9679]

Not waist, hip. On other hand, that'll disqualified characters that wears proper pants. And there's already a reddit post using your criteria like months ago. OP's video is fresh (afaik) and still works as a meme "research" Lol

[@simplysolus8916]

@@gerrymon9679 But its not really cake, and rather lower torso area. :S That said, poor Hu Tao, beaten by Alhaitham and Zhongli.

[@eraba661]

I measured Raiden Shogun wiht other girls when I had them and I felt like she got thicker butt compared to Lisa same with Ganyu, she's thicker than other girls my list is prolly gonna be 1 Shenhe 2 Eula 3 Raiden/Ganyu and Mona 4 Rosaria 5 Jean 6 Lisa

[@grimZan]

I agree. This isn't really a cake measurement, more just a body circumference measurement. With this method, a larger character is going to appear higher on the list even if they are flat as a pancake (Genshin dudes srsly need more curves). That said, it makes Venti's shape and spot here that much more impressive :D

[@richboywinston5097]

Think baggy clothes got in the way, like Venti's. I'm most curious about Kaveh, though. People meme on his cake due to the demo, but I think we can get an accurate cake size on him since his outfit is top-heavy instead of other way around, and his pants aren't loose or bulky.

[@FirestormChannel]

I couldn't get hold of kaveh's model as he is pretty new

[@richboywinston5097]

@@FirestormChannel Updated cake sizes after Fontaine, maybe?? 👀

[@FirestormChannel]

@@richboywinston5097 Why not!

[@GheistXin]

@@FirestormChannel *looks at Kirara* Well, I'm certainly not complaining, but how does that work? D:

[@duntemdraws310]

Wow. I'm left speechless at your dedication.

[@haikelberliandy2118]

"My butt is tough" He's damn right😂

[@fourthspartan5654]

Truly this is the most video of all time. Well done lmao

[@mimitogami]

I can now scientifically say that Albedo got more cake than Ganyu.

[@SpiralVortex]

Science is wrong sometimes, which always improves, and this is one of those times

[@eschelon.videos]

What she lacks in cake size, she makes up with chest size.

[@SuperKevinho1]

Wriothesley deserves an honorable mention

[@DragonBee259]

If this list was made today Wriothesley would SWEEP this competition 😂

[@LordFinkenstein]

I refuse to believe Mona has less cake than Chongyun.

[@b-1battledroid674]

What about the scientific booba ranking? The results may be more obvious to the naked eye but we may see some surprises

[@FirestormChannel]

Coming soon my guy! Stay tuned

[@Larkian]

I remember someone was making accurate booba ranking in Japan from waifus in general and started doing form Genshin at some point.

[@justarandomperson8926]

shenhe will win

[@drfabulous2804]

@@justarandomperson8926 Rosaria is packing way more milk

[@Cok_havaliyiom]

​@@justarandomperson8926xianyun?

[@kingangelot4745]

Now we need wriothsley, it’s a scientific need!

[@ameen6630]

What no resin does to a man

[@rosalynelippington]

It’s not about the size, but how well DEFINED

[@pkidawmbt]

Mona and Kuki got that SHAPE though. like daaaaamn.

[@DefenderSpider]

If Wriothesley was here he would've won it lol

[@2tieflings]

I think this needs to account for the ratio of hips to butt to be considered “cake”. Baizhu being so high up on the list kind of proves that size doesn’t matter as much as curvature. No cake at all, his ass is basically concave lol

[@SubutaiProduction]

Least clinically insane Genshin fan

[@vanitas9837]

I see Ittos but is still swollen from the fall

[@tine909]

Thanks man, really appreciate it!

[@Клеистэнес]

now risley is the biggest

[@BBP749]

Wasn’t expecting the person after Shenhe

[@Quint_69]

You can't just measure it like that. You gotta measure how much the cake juts out from the thighs and/or waist. Otherwise the larger characters are obviously gonna seemingly have larger posteriors.

[@serguenedouard586]

I'm disappointed Mona wasn't first, I thought

[@AlexK-om1cx]

That's exactly why he's Arataki "numero uno" Itto

[@Mithryl_]

Absolute legend for making this fr

[@user-38rufhoerh3id]

"Research purposes" Nice research you got there.

[@angryowlcat]

Plz plz plz include fontaine characters!!! we really need to know if Wriothsley would be the winner....

[@CVGTigz]

We think you need to redo this with Wriothesley....for science.

[@kalodawg8297]

this is a man of true commitment

[@ДенисПалуха]

Itto put the new forgis on the jeep

[@constibetta7027]

Daddy diluc having more cake than zhongli is a win I'll take any day

[@fel524]

Can it be called cake it's literally an ellipse 😭

[@CB-lll]

The fact that Venti is №9 out of 50 is killing me

[@sudharshan.k.t1475]

Bro ranked above lisa😂

[@podrw42]

I knew he would be up there for some reason, but I didn't like knowing I was right about it either.

[@darnit1944]

2:05 Damn, Aether doesn't have any @ss crack.

[@Wortigon2000]

And to think that some with the best shape, like Ayaka, Sucrose or Noelle were that far in the back... The audacity of the people who made the scaling. At least Jean's has both a nice shape and size. And Lisa, Rosaria, Yelan, Eula, Dehya and Shenhe's ones were all pretty decent too. Shape matters at least as much as size does after all.

[@nataaoki721]

This is the most beautyful data game analysis maybe ever

[@dzuong8121]

0:01 video is F(or) A(cademic) P(urpose)

[@mhbarney8499]

Monas CAKE almost looks like a heart. And for good reason. It will be the best for me...despite the censured skin.

[@reeno1357]

Now thats a video worth watching.

[@Asriel_AZE]

bro that legendary music is killing me xD

[@AnOriginalName500]

Glad to see that the internet is finally being used for something useful

[@datguy4042]

"She's got cake" Nah, I'd say *She got Sublime Rear Exterior like no others*

[@fbi6809]

if you look hard enough at Mona's model, you can actually see her meow meow outline shape on her leotard

[@Kebab_with_extra_garlic_mayo]

This video reaffirms that the commitment I had in pulling Eula was well placed.

[@andrew_oid]

Same! She may be fourth, but she has the best-looking cake. Edit: and the biggest cake of all Mondstadt.

[@camelliascholl6564]

itto at #1 is exactly why cross sectional area is not a great metric; he's just a big guy and most of that comes from his overall physique not his booty specifically (that said it'd be hard to come up with a better metric so who knows

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

Thanks for making this. The chest measurements are everywhere. This is harder to find.

[@mulraf]

Best Genshin ranking. I am in awe of your scientific prowess and understanding of current societal topics.

[@Madddorash]

You are doing Celestia's work here.

[@intpoha]

1) one more motive to me indentify myself as Cyno 2) Thoma: "I can cook, I can clean AND i got that ass" husbando material for real 3) It was unexpected to see Itto there, but i was not surprised. My man has the cake. Got me laughing

[@theniii]

he knew it meant 2x the work but still included all the guys.

[@tsarkiel8471]

I guess it all comes down to raw measurements and model size. Still happy seeing Yanfei in an decent rank 💀👍🏼

[@itzmeyaho8092]

This is truly the genshin video of all time

[@vengeanceenjoyer]

Now that's one dataset i can get behind. 🎂

[@carlosfire5359]

my man Itto's got the whole bakery back there, the fuck is bro baking 💀

[@zoroarkmasterofilluison5701]

Thanks for not being a creep for not putting the babies on this the list

[@loneIydus]

wow my youtube recommended knows me really well

[@ASUSUALCARLO]

This is why I don't tell my friends i play genshin

[@Chad-bc9vi]

Now we know where Itto's muscle has gone

[@administratortim7378]

"Research purpose only" 💀 Yeah guys dont do it

[@emptyvoid5272]

Updated list with the Fontaine characters onegai😶‍🌫️

[@morbidpuppies]

As a proud Assman, and as someone who never got the Ayaka hype, I feel vindicated. My second head always knew what was up.

[@Wiz00445]

Ive never played genshin, yet the community never fails to amaze me

[@fearlessslayer341]

I would like to point out that certain characters generally have about the same model to make each character so by studying the difference between the certain characters that are similar it would tell you which character dominate their fields. For example, for short women Lumine would be best there and for short men Venti would be best. And you know, something about those two being "first gen" characters tells you a lot about how they wanted this game to come across as.

[@sgoldstar611]

Mona, Hu Tao and Keqing will always be my top 3 yurrr, good research video. Thank you

[@gonzaloarielmartini3085]

I have never seen such statistics that felt so reliable in any investigation. This is truly something that needed to be researched for the world to see.

[@its_p_j3608]

Dan itto got one he'll of a dump truck

[@ephemeralmochi3061]

Where’s Childe? Did I miss him or does he have so little cake that he couldn’t even be placed last 😂

[@FirestormChannel]

Nah... Childe has good assets. But I couldn't get his measurements accurately because of excessive clothings. Same with some other characters that are missing here.

[@ephemeralmochi3061]

@@FirestormChannel I see, I see 🧐

[@cadenzaz]

eula got perfect shape😩❤

[@scylla1772]

I'm genuinely shocked there were a decent amount of men in the top twenty tbh

[@FirestormChannel]

Height plays a big role in size. For Example Mona seems busted but she can't compete with taller men characters.

[@klosgaete]

You should scale everyone to the same height, that way you'll have a booty to body height ratio for everyone

[@lamtungbenny6214]

New achievement unlocked: Lv 999 Perv

[@sadaikira2037]

Proof that Itto is the best Waifu

[@Salmon_Toastie]

Been waiting for him to come back for so long 😢

[@Salmon_Toastie]

Should’ve got him in July so here’s hoping for December.

[@ROBERTO-tz9mn]

came for cake stayed for knowledge

[@gamesofgrrr7260]

Mona's kitty mound is unreal!

[@wama7432]

Spit my drink when i see the 1st

[@spegetiberger]

Where is Diona? Where is Nahida? I do not believe this list is fully complete yet.

[@spegetiberger]

Not to forget Paimon and Flora should be on this list.

[@Bread011]

Bruh 😭

[@hiro_444]

Naahhh

[@Screw064]

The disclaimer is funny cuz if it wasn’t for research purposes, what wud ppl take this as lol but now that it is for research, I’m now curious what it can be applied to

[@kazekori9593]

Yo i am here from the reddit post

[@kazekori9593]

THE ONE AND ONI WINS AGAIN

[@tomekpiatek88]

The best Genshin video I've seen this year. 👍

[@serenegomez2243]

If I'm seeing this correctly, are you recreating the models and then removing layers of clothing to get their measurements? Maybe it's because you included the shapes that's throwing me off, but I feel like some of them may not be that accurate due to some of the characters wearing loose/baggy clothing like venti for example, and the shape of certain characters (like Diluc) looks off.

[@FirestormChannel]

Some characters wear buggy clothings which can't be removed. I tried my best to adjust it also marked the ones with star that has excessive clothings due to which measurements can be a little off.

[@leech1806]

Ayaka's cake went straight to her forehead.

[@Kscherschnapper]

Welp, problem solved. Ganyu is not fat at all

[@SentientMattress531]

this is a certified genshin video

[@TheZombie2415]

Very educational thank you.

[@tinypapertiger]

you're doing the lords work my friend

[@stijndederper6326]

You should really do this relative to the total volume of the character. A character that happens to be tall automatically gets and advantage, this is evident by Dehya being the only "teen girl" model until #14. A tall character has an default higher volume amount unless they got a fucking concave ass 😄

[@Iffem]

Dehya has the "tall female" model, not the "medium female" one

[@JoshLockhart-fl4bl]

Venti in the top 10 despite having the teen male model

[@Iffem]

@@JoshLockhart-fl4bl if i remember right, venti's base model has some "medium female" parts in it... it's most visible in his face, since he has a female head

[@Mixhy553]

He won't re-do the test for your waifu to get higher, son..

[@user-ci2fd8vc2f]

you couldn't waterboard this information out of me

[@sm_dubs5461]

Ah yes, the definitive Genshin cake ranking

[@daizeemi]

When I saw the top 5 I said "my life is finally complete"