The Blink Drive | HFY

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[@scotts918]

1:50 - You might be curvy, but you'll never be "Ooooohhhhmmm" curvy

[@vetheros]

Aliens must not have a lot of water in space cause they were THIRSTY

[@CristianVlad-lo7qq]

The "Can we get some of that shit?" Part at the very end bought me off guard, this story was great from the very first to the very last moments!

[@CaelDorman]

I heard that and started dying laughing xDDDD

[@spencersullivan4447]

1:50 never thought I would hear an ai voice make this noise I almost choked on my drink 😂

[@mikkelnpetersen]

First part was mainly "humans journeyed to the stars, and started BANGING".

[@scotso]

Sus

[@mrbamfo5000]

Sounds about right.

[@Neonblade69]

Human super power we out breed competition.

[@KaiHenningsen]

@@Neonblade69 Well, that's Rule 34 for you.

[@rohenthar8449]

Well, Star Trek and Mass Effect is more or less about the same.... Bang what can be banged and eradicate what cannot be;).

[@galacticalliance4801]

"can we get some of that shit?" LMAO awesome, go humans.

[@PanduPoluan]

The ending totally made everything believable 😂 Those two leaders are truly career military and they speak the language lol 🤣

[@valtiel2589]

Lovely :) thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings, i was not disappointed at the quality. well done :)

[@Ryjatta]

Great story bro. Keep writing.

[@derianvandalsen]

Oh, then I have to ask you; is the scratched paint bit (7:10) in reference to the Enterprise pilot episode?

[@valtiel2589]

no.@@derianvandalsen

[@-._Snowman_.-]

"Can we get sum've that shid"😂😂😂

[@Blackout5871]

Just remember, the first one's free, but you pay out the ass for the next ones.

[@OptimusWombat]

I get that they're allies, but I wouldn't go around broadcasting in the open that we possessed this kind of tech given the insane tactical advantage it provides.

[@darunealbane]

When you already have something better ..

[@edwardsmith7131]

The human admiral sorta implied that blink drive is a way of using standard hyperspace drive technology but with some safety protocols disengaged. Becuz humans are insane. Wait until some enemy backs a human starship into a corner with near total damage except the blink drive. We've seen what Disney thought a hyperspace kamikaze run looks like and I don't think that they converted enough of the kamikaze ship's mass to energy. It should have been MUCH more messy.

[@boakley8147]

Honestly I think most of the energy was sent past the super-dreadnought and probably extinguished a few stars in that general direction

[@xanderortega4359]

I can imagine it was already a outdated tech or conventional one

[@OptimusWombat]

@@xanderortega4359 obviously not outdated enough for it to take the enemy (and ally) completely by surprise.

[@TurboBass]

To which humanity said "Nope. Gotta keep ourselves employed somehow!"

[@davethesoundguy]

That made me laugh like I haven't laughed in a long time. MOST EXCELLENT!

[@caelestigladii]

Not coordinating your plan with your ally… a recipe for disaster.

[@larrythompson8630]

They did. “Humans stay under cover for first strikes then we attack. “. They just thought it would be much later, when both sides much closer. I would have kept the how a secret. Clearly full shields took too much power to maintain. If you can appear, strike unprotected side. Thats a huge advantage. Too important to give away.

[@caelestigladii]

@@larrythompson8630 Sure they coordinated on a strategic level, but fail on a tactical level. ALL foul ups during a battle happen on the tactical level.

[@NumeriSuntDeus]

Most poisonous creatures on earth are often the most beautiful.

[@user-yl6ec1zq9f]

One of the most memorable and enjoyable stories that I have seen in over 40 years of watching and reading Science Fiction...!

[@MrJaxparadize]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why did it feel, at the end, that was the first interspecies drug deal?! “Let me get some of that shit!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@confuseatronica]

wake up and smell the "How's The Nightlife On Kissalda" vibes. We struggle into space we finally meet another sentient life form and all it wants is to git wit youuuuuu

[@richmendelson8194]

they.... they want to breed us? Can't blame 'em

[@algray1195]

Absolutely excellent! Keep it coming…!

[@MacCoy]

1:50 "Ooooohhhhmm" is my favourite gender.

[@carlchapman4053]

Alien - If Humanity were to stop being constantly at war maybe they could better this tech for more economical purposes Humans - The reason that we have this tech is because we want to be better at war!

[@darrelleaf]

That was awesome man😆😆😆😆

[@scifistories1977]

I love the last line!

[@cloud_rider]

@@scifistories1977

[@wyrmhand]

Me too 😁@@scifistories1977

[@Spotcats]

If I were an investor, I'd pay for these stories to become movies. Alas, I am just a poor pleb. Make this shit a cinematic universe please. The world desperately needs to see more good sci-fi.

[@christiandavidleondeboyefa4108]

Devil Dogs in spacccccce 😂

[@derianvandalsen]

7:10 scratched paint from maintainance... is that an Enterprise reference? 😅

[@cptcamperlp1980]

i love it xD. Can we get some of that shit

[@scottbrown746]

Excellent story

[@norbertfistinger1466]

Ahhh, yesss! Das good shit

[@einyv]

That was great

[@Afoxi]

1:50 What the actual fuck.

[@tsrmmercy836]

First I admired the man's appreciation for his own, but that was ruined the second he implied his fetish on cross breeding humans. All hail humanity!

[@chadrowin2956]

So, the commander was told they were about to engage their Blink Drive . . . . didn't bother pausing for half a second "Wait, WHAT?" ??

[@Azurik117]

The ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Smokejensen212]

WE FIGHT! WE FEAST! WE FUCK! WE ARE HUMANITY!

[@steeebs6609]

LETS GOOOO

[@bakaforlove]

Death by snu snu.!!!

[@shawnlikethelight9637]

Recommendation. Check out "For Texas and Zed by Zach Huges. Good fun read.

[@p712ynj0kl]

What's that noise around 2mins 😂

[@yardhunter4209]

The murgplurg or whatever don't have a word that translates to shapely

[@davestier6247]

That's someone marklaring his marklar

[@johngellare3507]

He's moaning because he finds humans so fucking sexy

[@rconley95]

"That brother's starvin!"

[@williammeek7218]

I have a question, what is a death world? Could you clarify this expression.

[@warlock64c]

A deathworld is a planet with extremely hostile conditions for life. IRL Venus would be a deathworld. HFY tends to consider Earth a deathworld because of extreme weather, active plate tectonics producing earthquakes and volcanoes, allegedly high gravity, and life forms that are incredibly tough and aggressive.

[@williammeek7218]

@@warlock64c ok got it. I figured that aliens would consider us a threat. I’ve seen comics presenting this idea. Thanks.

[@woswasdenni1914]

@@warlock64c considering we can only populatge rellay small portions of the planet without technology, death world isnt so far fetched

[@warlock64c]

@@woswasdenni1914 it's definitely a fun idea, but we just don't have enough data to know how true it might be.

[@michael029138]

LOL

[@endercat3344]

1:51

[@phil20_20]

Spoiler Alert! Don't read the comments.

[@DingDong-mz7bi]

Story was great. Gotta hate the attempt at voice acting though

[@davestier6247]

It's AI lol, can't expect much

[@DingDong-mz7bi]

@@davestier6247 the horrible attempt at voice acting must be some sort of "evolution" because this one didn't do it back then. It used to just be monotone

[@davestier6247]

@@DingDong-mz7bi it's learning. Getting smarter, faster.

[@DingDong-mz7bi]

@@davestier6247 its definitely learning, I doubt its getting smarter though

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Why are they all attacking us? Sir, it seems the whole galaxy wants women.

[@morrisanderson818]

Guess by how many women now run the force's,its true women don't need men,😅 they're sll at home looking after the kids 😊

[@IsaacAllwood]

Why use AI and not a real voice?

[@TonyEvans96]

Or AI that can properly mimic a real voice, for that matter. All the same, great stories and props to the author.

[@fuckoffndie]

Can we get some off that shit! LMAO! Perfect.