Pol Martin Evil Microwaving Moments 3 [RTVS/Socpens Fan-Edit]

it's happening, again. pol martin returns once more for what is quite possibly his worst food crimes yet. he is STILL using the microwave plates. this is a plea for help
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0:00 Intro
1:36 French Onion Soup
7:18 Cream of Carrot Soup
10:36 Creamy Vegetable Soup
14:01 Curry Sauce on Salmon
20:27 Shrimp Casserole
24:47 Steak with Zucchini
29:14 Veal Chop
34:32 Heston Blumenthal Tries Pol Martin Food Live

[@rbitrary]

I recently started working with an older man, and he told me that when his family first bought a microwave, they got the pol martin microwave recipe cookbook, and anytime they'd try to make one it either didn't work or turned out too repulsive to eat

[@knightogourd]

Oh my god they were Pol's victims

[@alricratte7718]

I've been really tempted to get an original copy of one of those cookbooks, a dark grimoire of culinary arts

[@mobius273]

​@@alricratte7718micronomicon

[@GioTheVax]

The thing is, banana curry is real and it's an excellent Caribbean dish. Pol Martin has invented something... entirely wrong.

[@enkays_den]

He did a bad job copying the homework

[@Triniwn]

The entire Curry Salmon saga is fucking insane. -The lemon and apple -"WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH " -The "money shot" of pouring the most gerber's ass sauce on top of that absolute monstrosity with nonstop kitchen nightmares sound

[@PHUZface1]

7:57 scorpy busting up over pol martin saying "im tired" and reaching for the wine brings me unbridled joy

[@kdh94]

One of the funniest things about this series is hearing them get outraged at cooking certain things in a microwave that can easily be cooked well in a microwave (e.g. cauliflower). It's just that well, there's cooking and then there's.. whatever Pol's doing to those poor ingredients in the nuke-box.

[@robh5974]

i watched this live while also having a very emotional heart-to-heart with a sibling over text. the turmoil of seeing that salmon 'recipe' while sobbing is something no mortal should experience and will never be recreatable i show friends the curry and at the end say 'i saw that while sobbing. imagine what that does to a man.'

[@Creekbed_art]

Saying “he’s testing god” has to be one of the most raw statements I’ve ever heard

[@raztherobot3843]

As someone who grew up in Alaska, seeing that salmon made me viscerally angry. Good salmon steaks like that are pretty expensive even there and to see it desecrated like that makes me so mad. I don’t know maybe I’m crazy.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

i don’t live anywhere near salmon and i’m mad thinking about that animal living it’s life and being killed for this shit

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

21:31 This isn't entirely unreasonable, considering that he died from cancer in 2007. I can't confirm either because there arent any details surrounding it, and his death is a private matter. Seriously though imagine getting cancer from a Garfield mug.

[@nilawafer4250]

28:14 “They have walk-in microwaves, it’s called a nuclear power plant.”

[@h3llthing]

The part where he was putting the cheese on the soup was so horrifically distracting I almost drank my mouthwash

[@toxicdemon5426]

La cuisine infernale de Pol Martin...

[@Foster04]

A Microwave is a Chef's best friend

[@HellishSpoon]

more of a enemy

[@pisssoakedbombas]

Funny thing is as a cook, having a microwave can be super helpful. Like for making decorative but edible sponge cake, tempering chocolate, steaming/blanching veggies. Or steam cooking rice/tilapia. But this is not only slanderous usage of the microwave, this is just a nightmare to behold

[@tiredindividual9665]

jesus. the salmon one actually made me feel sick by looking at it. i am never unnerved by food i am so glad there is another one of these videos this rules

[@masterofthetear8138]

"This guy knows not of what's about to happen to this piece of salmon" and god how I envy him

[@enkays_den]

The first superheated plate method had initially had me screaming, but that fucking salmon dish had me speechless in several places. It's fucking insane that these 80s cooking tapes can do so much damage

[@fp-qb4qe]

pol martin....hes returned...

[@purpledude1973]

this is the most upset i've ever heard baaulp. pol martin was killing him.

[@FSEThompson]

the build up to the banana kills me every time

[@badasswolftattoo]

when i was a kid i used to microwave frozen fries until they were warm and floppy and drown them in thousand island sauce and eat them. im convinced that was more edible than anything pol has ever crafted in a microwave. but then again, im pretty sure hes just trying to make a hommunculus with dark food magic....

[@lillieampurra]

holly mentioned how she used to pronounce it worcestishire and i feel validated in this chillis tonight

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

17:26 everybody is so baffled that they are laughing at normal cooking techniques (like pureeing vegetables to make a sauce)

[@E3kHatena]

I don't know how else to explain this but Pol Martin cooks like he's a video game character.

[@mobius273]

Did he put fucking cheddar cheese on the french onion soup

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

If you hate somebody, microwaving fish is the way to go.

[@bigfrog4231]

AND WHY NOT A BANANA...?!?!?!

[@rainphee]

nearly started crying at that salmon

[@ExpectedAs]

yes! YES! YEEEES! CRIMSE!

[@videobob92]

McLobster is coming back when you least expect it

[@space_bound]

I legit gagged when I saw how the salmon came out

[@birdmotif]

these tapes are cursed for reals. i feel like im gonna die in 7 days

[@kobey2333]

chef mike go hard

[@CaramelsDen]

old edit but, pol martin making the french onion soup by putting it in a weird gravy bong, bread on top, and the cheese just dumped onto it and nuked in the microwave, was exactly what a restaurant in a kitchen nightmares episode did with their french onion soup, in like, 2005

[@mattlastname]

just as i was rewatching these highlights you upload a new one!!! are you some kinda wizard!!!!!

[@easyTarget2000]

Why does Baaulp during these viewings always sound like he is screaming into a pillow of noise suppression?? I'm having such a hard time understanding him😭

[@Atomtik]

Pol Marin jumpscare. Thank you for this 😭

[@malmanification]

Yesterday I was at an antique store and I found a Pol Martin cool book. Got audibly excited, did not buy it.

[@mobius273]

Bro wth

[@pemo2676]

ok potato in the microwave is acceptable. its literally the sad, soggy base for some good filling and boom you got yourself a pretty good meal - making a jacket potato in the oven is a lot of time otherwise

[@gameboizchannel]

He can’t keep getting away with it!

[@maggot4090]

painful to watch, thank you

[@Y34HT045T]

My left ear loves this intro

[@quantumblur_3145]

My left ear loves this intro 2:40 wtf goin on with microwaves in canada

[@rozhsoh-muh]

as a canadian, i have no fucking idea what's wrong with this man and microwaves.

[@durtgrundo646]

watching this live was torture. 10/10

[@lillieampurra]

POL!!! i love these comps, its much easier than looking for the vods every time

[@RedStinger_0]

20:17 26:56 the sfx storm returns

[@ryoki_PH]

THE DARKNESS RETURN

[@dracinna]

lets go 🎉 lets go🎉 lets go🎉 *scamping in joy*

[@queenlilly666]

KZbin: "wanna watch it agen?" BET YOUR SWEAT ASS I DO!

[@darthtater1231]

Thank you for more evil cooking

[@sansfromkingdomhearts3]

when will the madness end

[@SeaJayLY]

Baaulp's Eternal Punishment Greatest Hits Compilation

[@space_bound]

Do you think God stays in heaven because he is afraid of what he has created?

[@ashtonkaid1289]

THE RETURN

[@BedrockPerson]

I was hoping you'd make another of these for the new tape!!

[@colin5227]

Horrible food, good vid

[@dizzyd4310]

Oh god there's MORE??

[@hexedcrab]

Oh dear christ hes back

[@shineymightyena]

I feel like this man is an evil alternate universe version of the dinotendies guy

[@jackshadowbrowse]

That is NOT curry. The only common curry ingredient was the onion

[@Triniwn]

Japanese curry sometimes has apple because it's kinda just a weird sweet stew. That though...that was heinous

[@LexBear]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@earthlingplant]

REJOICE

[@BreyD]

Hey a new one

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

have you been playing black mesa

[@lihan1234]

16:54

[@ivipl5346]

You know what the funniest part of this is? The plate trick is entirely unnecessary, there are pans specifically for frying things in the microwave. You CAN cook in the microwave but you just have to not be a fucking dumbass about it

[@rotisseriepossum]

what have i stumbled upon

[@ToxikBox]

HahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@MrdotFace]

3 is half of 6, and the number 666 is evil. You started the end of the world hope you're happy