SCOTT AUKERMAN hosts MAXWELL KEEPER (NEIL CAMPBELL) in TALES OF THE TIME KEEPER

[@georgemoua7349]

Maxwell Keeper's usage of time is...rather good.

[@Blimbus-Blombo]

Just like Van Gogh's paintings

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

5 hours and 28 minutes? What a splendid amount of TIME

[@BabyFaceBren]

You’re gonna love the “Weird Al” one then. It’s about a minute longer!!

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

@@BabyFaceBren holy fucking shit

[@rickyspanish1871]

And 22 seconds

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

@@BurnEdOutOne a real NBA quarter I call it!

[@jasonbehzadian1150]

tick tock

[@DapperDevNull]

The only thing better than the Timekeeper is hearing PFT laughing loudly away from the mic at his mannerisms

[@BabyFaceBren]

As of January 6, 2024, this has 365 likes, one for every day of the year (but not THIS very year!)

[@FerdinandCesarano]

The very saga, 'tis!

[@jackstrawful]

listened to 5 and a half hours and my favorite part came at the very beginning. I just love the disdain with which he says "12 minutes"

[@ryancasey4637]

Happy 40th birthday to our favorite keeper of....time

[@BabyFaceBren]

Arguably, the best two-and-a-half minutes in the history of CBB begin at 2:25:14. And the Bawston crowd may win Best Audience too! The fact that Neil Campbell's parents were part of it, to witness his triumph must be one of the fondest TIMES of not only his career, but his life!

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

I just recently listened to most of this on a drive back to Kansas City from Chicago. Helped the 8 hour drive alot. My girlfriend was sleeping most of it but when she woke up i had to turn it off when she was like what the fuck are you listening to you weirdo? Didn't have the TIME to explain the plot and characters LOL!!!

[@THEjoelivingstone]

His punches on "BUT HE'S UNDERAGE SO I DON'T PLAY BALL" is fucking glorious.

[@BabyFaceBren]

@@THEjoelivingstone True. Campbell has the ability not to just come up with clever lines, but deliver them to the best effect.

[@jeide77]

@@lesclaypoolonbass9431 ,,,,

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

@@jeide77 thanks!?

[@ryancasey4637]

Honestly the watchdog joke may be the best in CBB history

[@BabyFaceBren]

Agreed!

[@mjdalicandro]

2:25:12 For those interested

[@mjdalicandro]

Underrated segment 40:45 - when the Time Keeper lists his favorite time travel movies.

[@ilinoisy]

If only I could watch this very video until I turn…. thirty ONE years old.

[@BabyFaceBren]

I wish CBB had BEEN AROUND when I was thirty ONE years old! We didn't even have the internet yet!

[@lesclaypoolonbass9431]

@@BabyFaceBren I'm turning 31 in august. Gonna listen to my boy and cry a bit

[@HL-hr4ox]

@@lesclaypoolonbass9431 Why it would be your very birthday! Thirty one years is a wonderful amount of tiiiiiiime.

[@Anna1047-m1g]

After watching this video my inner monologue is in the voice of the time keeper!!

[@ianobrien3248]

Welcome back, just in...time?

[@ImmigrantSound]

This dude's (or person's) so good that not only do they painstakingly, and lovingly edit these to the beat of the dialogue, but they've got Paul Dano's Riddler as an insert - keeping it both classic and literally (yes) ahead of time. Come on.

[@ImmigrantSound]

@7:14.

[@BabyFaceBren]

G'day. I'm a dude. Thanks for your comment. I always appreciate it when someone appreciates something that took a while to do (painstaking is right, lovingly too!) and hey, you gotta keep your Riddlers varied. A bit of the old, a bit of the new.

[@ImmigrantSound]

@@BabyFaceBren D'you know what, if you want to hear the moment they become aware, listen to Threedom, that's Scott out of character and just chatting news with PFT and LLapkus. Then again, I doubt that's news to you. Your work is so good! By small coincidence I once saw Paul Dano play with his high school band, Mook (Scorsese reference? Should've asked him) because he's from the same tiny Connecticut town as my mom, and played a library show there for maybe forty people about ten years back, when I was just out of college. Are you an all-Earwolf enthusiast or just CBB? I recently submitted my first plugs song. Fingers crossed! But Jason has heard my "work" as I've had several interstitial songs used in HDTGM episodes. Enough about me. How does an Aussie come round to American podcasts? Asking as an American who knows way too much about British panel shows/comedy culture.

[@ImmigrantSound]

PS - this reminded me of the 2016 holiday ep which you use here, and I've had it playing nonstop since, it's unbelievably funny. Dunno if you have faves.

[@BabyFaceBren]

Fave eps or characters

[@yergeoff]

i hope i live to see the Distance Freak make his debut on CBB

[@electroprime40]

Listening to this, was certainly a rather good.......

[@WebberLowe]

Gimme some skiiiiin

[@zackshilakintheakakpack2426]

I love the way you put this one together like this. Very snazzy :) The time keeper never gets old.

[@BabyFaceBren]

Thanks for saying so. Glad you enjoy it!

[@zackshilakintheakakpack2426]

@@BabyFaceBren Chalateuu!

[@MrAlfable]

I guess you could say he's...TIME-less!

[@Drillz007]

the watch dog joke nearly killed me

[@BabyFaceBren]

Blew everyone off the stage ;-)

[@Drillz007]

@@BabyFaceBren took me a while to watch all of this but so many golden moments and gems hidden in it... time keeper is easily my favorite character to many good quotes and little nuances snazy song at the end btw

[@weinersmalls5684]

another fat slice. Thank you Bren.

[@rome8180]

"I don't mind...not even a tid!"

[@Thwackit]

Hope neil joins cbb world. Every appearance is a classic imo So I'd love a show from him in any capacity

[@BabyFaceBren]

I can't afford to join CBB world, so don't expect any of it here.

[@superneko99]

Gimme some skinnnn is probably my favorite time keeper line

[@JacobBornheimer]

This is amazing- thank you. Also very pleased to have maybe my favourite CBBism show up 5 mins in: Scott's obnoxious (-ly hilarious) nasally phone voice. Love it!!

[@BabyFaceBren]

You'll love my upcoming "Gender Benders" video then. Scott's "nasally phone voice" is in it. It's even in the promo, TWICE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpfThmuja5VjhKc

[@JacobBornheimer]

@@BabyFaceBren bless your heart

[@bigsatanloaf]

Never underestimate the powers of Roar Shark.

[@bungle6334]

Hell yeah man, I haven't seen your channel since we talked about your Middleditch best-of's (the china bits). It's looking great, keep up the good work!

[@BabyFaceBren]

Welcome back! There is a LOT for you to catch up on.

[@JackeryPumpkin]

Oh yeah, that little boy

[@BabyFaceBren]

@@JackeryPumpkin the stabby one?

[@JackeryPumpkin]

@@BabyFaceBren no, the American boy that exchanged with Dong POK. I remember him thinking how much he wanted to play with hiiiim

[@BabyFaceBren]

@@JackeryPumpkin hey, didn’t we all!

[@natebutontheinternet]

The clock in the thumbnail has an extra 1 and is missing a 2

[@BabyFaceBren]

Thanks Nate. I didn't make it, I just borrowed it, but this TIME you're wrong. There is NO extra 1 (there are 5 of them, from the numbers 1,10,11 and 12) and the "missing" 2 is next to the 'K" of "Keeper". But as you can now relax about missing or bonus numbers and while I roll one, spare a thought for poor Desmond Longo who has to fix the thing (and sympathise with its poor owner who'll be hearing from Maxwell every ten minutes until it IS fixed)

[@ihavesoul4real]

God damn thank god someone finally asked at 21:35 why he talks like that. I was starting to wonder. There’s no real answer but still.

[@BabyFaceBren]

Just one quirk in a whole bag of ‘em

[@ryandwyer9976]

Hail to the King, Baby(FaceBren)

[@Vscustomprinting]

shalatore! shalatoo!

[@bungle6334]

I also think John Gemberling has some gold too if you're looking to put out more content

[@BabyFaceBren]

I can't recall much of his work. I'll check him out. I did make this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZWnZnigiLiBnKM

[@bungle6334]

@@BabyFaceBren Little ButtonPuss

[@BabyFaceBren]

@@bungle6334 I'm surprised sales didn't take off (it might be the mouth on him, need to be able to close that till needed)

[@brianjones8206]

Damn it Barbara!

[@BabyFaceBren]

Barbara? I can't place her.

[@brianjones8206]

1:43:29

[@pedroarcilla4825]

4:35:20 the lyrics will start soon

[@BabyFaceBren]

and at that moment they already had!

[@iconoclast137]

PFT's sam elliot is amazing

[@BabyFaceBren]

The real one is as popular these days as that Leykis guy Adomian used to do.

[@weinersmalls5684]

no HardNation?

[@BabyFaceBren]

Sorry, that went over my head.

[@weinersmalls5684]

@@BabyFaceBren another great earwolf show. some of its archive is pay walled.

[@feaster1984]

3:19:54

[@electroprime40]

.......TIME

[@TitanFan2K]

i’ll once, i’ll ask twice don’t you think that time is nice

[@BabyFaceBren]

I don't think it's very nice. It goes too fast and the older I get, the faster it moves 😢

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

If you think time is a flat circle, I wanna know why you can't afford an Apple watch!

[@BabyFaceBren]

I have one. Not the latest, but nevertheless...

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

@@BabyFaceBren about...... TIME!!!!!!!!

[@iconoclast137]

if hollywood pulled its head out of its ass and cast lauren lapkus as harley quinn in a batman franchise movie. she would be crazy. her or kristen schaal

[@BabyFaceBren]

On Dana Carvey & David Spade's "Fly on the Wall" podcast, guest Adam Sandler and Carvey were asking Spade about Lauren, his co-star in "The Wrong Missy". They were all so complimentary and "Oscar" was seriously mentioned. I really believe LL will be recognised as a great actress one day, maybe even get the Oscar. I hope I'm alive to see it. I'll be so proud!