Scottish Commentary on The Fastest Goal in Football History - San Marino v England 1993

[@ezemdianosike5277]

Absolutely unbiased, without grievance or rancor. He calls it as he feels it. I struggle to pinpoint where his allegiance lie.

[@Ballykeith]

No, you can't tell.

[@starmersbarber]

😁😁😁😁

[@maryannedouglas]

True, unbiased reporting from a neutral journalist...from Scotland 🤣

[@michaelforde6637]

Fair and balanced in every way

[@ekosvampen]

His allegiance is to us mate 😊

[@andrewsmith-cm9qw]

That was the most unbiased and fair commentary I have ever heard.

[@Fazegranny_onyoutube]

"I've not even opened my second can yet" 😂

[@samisami-qb5tl]

Can! It means beer?

[@DoctorDave5]

🤣🤣🤣quality!

[@scottw.3258]

@@samisami-qb5tl Yes, that's correct.

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

Can't be really Scottish then.

[@justdev8965]

Who says afterlife isn't real. I certainly died 😂 when he said that and here I am again

[@mudgut69]

It’s nice hearing a commentator just call it as he sees it. No bias. Just footy.

[@timjennison5135]

Absolute gem of a channel

[@loudmouthdiaries5188]

San Marino fans All across Scotland 😆 Nice

[@Pabloguerreromunoz]

Statistically the worst football team in the world...against San Marino. 😅

[@ezemdianosike5277]

I don't think that Stat is objectively correct but i defer to McKallaster on these issues.

[@derin111]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sam1111979]

The fact that I knew what he was going to say halfway through didn't make it any less funny.

[@DrifterSpirit9]

​@@ezemdianosike5277 with seaman with that moustache and pierce with that haircut,I beg your partner,this statistic is precise af😅

[@gingerwoods616]

You knew it was coming but it was still funny!

[@aubreydavis8822]

I remember my mum calling me to the kitchen at kick off and by the time i returned with my dinner they were kicking off again. Good Times

[@Somethingsomethingsomethin-z4g]

This guy is not bitter in any way. He is just a fair and square commentator who loves England, like all Scottish love England! ❤

[@Dilley_G45]

There is much to love in and about England. Maybe not their football team though. Many great Brits are Scots anyway. Bon Scott and the young brothers from AC/DC, Jim Clark, Sean Connery etc.

[@SimonFrack]

Discovered this channel a few weeks ago and was looking for this one. 🎉

[@McKallaster]

Welcome aboard!

[@ddahodd7856]

@@McKallaster your humour is very much appreciated, bravo - I'd love to see much more of the same, please - but, also to see the same character in other such circumstances - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🇬🇧

[@Un.CivilEngineer]

Thanks for your calm, fair and balanced commentary Mr. McKallaster. 🧐

[@WooshaBaloo]

Another gem. Brilliant.

[@derekr1113]

Tears in my eyes! Not even opened my second can yet!

[@justdev8965]

Bro I know 😂

[@mokumshardest]

Haha this is brilliant , Netherlands also played san marino a lot in the 90s . I miss playing San Marino .... With their great blue shirts . They were great

[@starmersbarber]

What's brilliant is that England could well have gone on to score 120 goals in that game (I think they scored 7)....but so many people will remember that San Marino goal with so much fondness.

[@Britonbear]

As I remember England had to win by a seven goal margin and hope the Netherlands slipped up in their game (it finished 1-7). As it happened that goal didn't matter in the end as the Dutch won.

[@WillCamx]

Didn't San Marino keep the lead for 30 minutes?

[@Somnogenesis]

​@@WillCamx 21 minutes I believe. But it must've felt like at least half an hour!

[@Filippo-yd6jq]

I certainly do! Greatest moment in Scottish football history 😂

[@mizofan]

not Stuart Pearce

[@gingerwoods616]

From an Englishman who is anyone but Scotland, this and your other videos are damn funny. Keep em coming please!

[@LordHeath1972]

You know something, even if this guy was slagging off MY team in the commentary (which to be fair as a Sheffield United supporter isn't hard to do) I would still enjoy listening to him. This guy is somewhere between being an absolute nutter and a commentary GOD. 🤣⚽

[@gijgij4541]

But leaning towards the nutter side...

[@bharathsf]

35 seconds of pure unbiased commentary

[@PlayerE]

And now san marino have their first professional win!

[@ArsenalBall76]

Who's here after San Marino won 3-1 and got promoted to League C?

[@imabitmid]

FORZA SAN MARINO 🇸🇲 🇸🇲 🇸🇲

[@utubeape]

Every Scotch was a San Marino fan from that moment onwards...

[@philippe2715]

It would be nice if there would be a 'Davey Gaultieri Lane' in Glasgow with his statue in front of nr.8.

[@jaycfc6955]

Gotta love Scottish humour 😂 When it comes to supporting England, if you can't laugh, you might as well cry 😢 Keep them coming, big man 😂

[@roberthudson3386]

In all seriousness what an incredible moment this was. Apparently Gualtieri was getting free stuff from Scots for years afterwards.

[@andyb4864]

Your best yet.

[@TotalDramaOwenandNoah]

how does this guy not have more subs

[@imabitmid]

"statisically the worst football team against san marino" words never felt more true about what i feel for england

[@mizofan]

Yes, the worst, very quickly proven correct- but then San Marino took pity

[@imabitmid]

@@mizofan yeah, im dutch so now its personal against england after euro 2024

[@nev7711]

As an Englishman, I love this funny anti English banter. But my favourite is the Scotland Vs Brazil video at the 1982 World Cup.🤣🤣

[@ademolaolawale2924]

Don't poke the bear.. Stupidly takes the lead against the best team in the worold😂😂😂😂

[@yasinaksahin7696]

He toe poked the bear😂

[@nev7711]

@yasinaksahin7696 👍😂 Brilliant!

[@peterplayz7215]

love how their entire midfield and forwards pressed straight away.. then they literally just passed forward.. lol

[@liborsionko]

Got the Archie Mac 'ooh' down to a tee!

[@jean-christophebriolin8989]

THE CHEATS THAT THEY ARE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@andrewpease3688]

What an assist!

[@hafizazizi267]

I love your content!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@spencecallis301]

with my last name being Callister I feel a special connection to this man

[@Jrg1820fb]

These videos are awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@socratidesD]

Hahahaha you are the best... Greetings from Greece!

[@Return26-p4t]

Pathetic. How could it take them all of 8 seconds to score against Graham Taylors England. They just being too defensive for the previous 7 seconds.

[@madaro504]

Do Not Boo. VOTE!!

[@sicr7373]

'2nd can opens ' 🤣

[@maconescotland8996]

Meanwhile the Netherlands were seeing off Poland 3-1 to qualify for the 1994 WC finals at England's expense.

[@joekavanagh7171]

Don't forget England have won only one more trophy than San Marino.

[@francescogaffurini3127]

... and they cheated to win that one!!!

[@RW-nr6bh]

​@@francescogaffurini3127Stop it. You'll cost Scotland their Unofficial World Championship in 1967 if you're not careful 😂

[@paulboccuti1141]

Do you cover any Rugby matches?

[@regm7]

Never knew gru was a commentator

[@maryannedouglas]

Eight seconds to finish your first and open a second can? Poor form.

[@Ballykeith]

He was clearly pacing himself that night.

[@maryannedouglas]

@@Ballykeith Too busy looking at the pretty lassies on the Tennent's cans?

[@bobsnow6242]

World's weakest Scot

[@Sandwich13455]

Chin Chin😂!

[@richardmorris2168]

as a fan of one of the worst teams in the world (England) I love listening to this guy. You get my vote to replace Linker on MOTD.

[@4nthr4x]

Marvellous

[@liborsionko]

Nice one 'Davey' 😂

[@petermac989]

Stuart Pearce now identifies as Emma Hayes ....

[@LimerickWarrior1]

And the long suffering San Marino fans in Ireland....

[@gijgij4541]

That can wasn't Irn Bru.

[@marcogultom8632]

Don't celebrate You make them angrier

[@caeserromero3013]

Not the first time somebody called Gaultieri took an early lead against England and went on to get a spanking 😂

[@Brown87]

Just FYI, San Marino is a crackin' wee country and it's well worth a visit for anyone who enjoys travelling 🇸🇲

[@caeserromero3013]

I thought San Marino was an NFL player for the Dolphins

[@Brown87]

@@caeserromero3013 That is a reasonably good joke; credit where it's due 🏈

[@kurtismckague8103]

This can’t be real

[@loxism72]

8 seconds gone and I've not even opened my second can yet. I'm on the flair. All commentators should be as biased as this. Pure quality

[@inelhuayocan_aci]

David Seaman: The best average GK to ever play the game.

[@samisami-qb5tl]

Scotland waited it since 300 years agi

[@matheusvandenberghe7450]

This never gets old !!! hahaha "It's San Marino versus England, statistically the WORST football team in the world against San Marino...And off we goooo..." [CAN OPENS] ➞ "CHIN CHIN as they say here" ➞ "Oh, go on...aw...oooo...oh...David Gaultieri !!!!!!"

[@SloopADoopy]

Chin chin!

[@fatbelly27]

Disappointed Stuart Pearce didn't get a mention.

[@maryannedouglas]

SAN MARINO WON!!!

[@murphymediji5095]

Fact based commentary, cannae have fault with that.

[@flynnnnnnnnnnn]

Where would England be without the Bulldog Spirit of Stuart Pearce. No brains but loved the Queen. When he was a manager he was hopping up and down the sideline because he had "Passsion". And no brains but loved the Queen. I presume San Marino scored again later on to register a comfortable 2-0 win?😂

[@hajirakureshi9813]

under one hour gang

[@ronaldmcdonald443]

RIP TURNIP TAYLOR.

[@greasbyrugbywhite5127]

England turned that around and went on to win that game by 7 goals to 1.

[@dogsmusicbookstravelscience]

But this is the goal that delights us all..

[@samisami-qb5tl]

Scotland waited it 300 years ago

[@user-vt9um8mv4t]

🪖👍

[@rosslittlejohn5515]

Aw..oh😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

[@stugg]

Is it true that when Scotland scores vs england they forgo yelling "goal!" but cry "FREEEEDOM, ya beauty!" instead?

[@marknieuweboer8099]

He's right. Statisics says that against no other team San Marino scored faster. So statistically speaking England is the worst team ever indeed.

[@DavidBroadley-tw7ks]

I remember john motson saying englands got to get off to a flyer to bang a few in for the goal dfference didnt matter anyhow the dutch won 0 2 in poland i think got get off to a flyer yeah they did san marino😂😅😅😅😂😂

[@abdelgaderalfallah]

'Statistically, the worst team football in the world' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kariesko]

"... against San Marino." 🤣🤣🤣

[@miket1783-j5j]

What do you call a scotch bloke in the World Cup Finals? Nothing, He's not there.

[@darrenoneill8453]

So funny 😂😂

[@DHONIXVIRATXROHIT]

It cost England the wc qualification

[@RainerRynesch]

Chin Chin

[@KINGMONKEY1989]

"The worst football team in the world vrs San Marino" 😂😂😂

[@liamwickins9450]

Do I not like that!

[@botija77]

"The cheat that they are"

[@vestal9195]

That's the lamest attempt to pass a ball to a goalie I've ever seen! He touches the ball as if it were lava! 0:14

[@Kimpotter-yt4ly]

Just about the most embarrassing goal England have let in during my lifetime...and I am a child from the 1950s.😊.

[@scottw.3258]

If i remember right, did England not have to win this game by 8 clear goals to qualify. They won 8-1. Chin Chin.

[@ronero_urvanwar]

They won 7-1 and didn't qualify.

[@julianshepherd2038]

I have nothing to add but I want to write "didn't qualify".

[@sneezejs]

🤦🏻‍♂️ you don’t remember right.

[@scottw.3258]

@@julianshepherd2038 Correct, they didn't qualify, because they had to win by 8 CLEAR goals, but won 8-1.

[@scottw.3258]

@@sneezejs Please enlighten me.

[@harryschofield6822]

ChiIiIn ChIiiIn!

[@eddiemccabe4585]

😂

[@marcogultom8632]

The cheat he is !!! 😂😂

[@simonlovecars40]

Statistically the worst football team in the world against San Marino Emotional Damage😁😆🤣😂

[@samisami-qb5tl]

Isten isten we Say in hungary god god

[@giptonwhite3011]

Envy is a terrible thing

[@UliPonBoi]

La peor seleccion de la historia contra el peor arquero de la historia

[@hafizazizi267]

Please pleaseeee do a collab with @andycantwell

[@wingmasterjimmy6724]

How can anyone from Scotland even think about taking the piss about anyone elses national side..😂

[@McKallaster]

I already thought about it. It was pretty easy actually.

[@DavidBroadley-tw7ks]

I know iceland twice

[@DavidBroadley-tw7ks]

Scotland would have got out off the group england had serbia Denmark and Slovenia they won 1 out off 3 and the Serbs were better side 2nd half deserved a draw

[@wingmasterjimmy6724]

@@DavidBroadley-tw7ks Well that would be a first !!!-theyve never got out the group stages of a world cup or euros in their sad,miserable , pathetic history!!!!

[@DavidBroadley-tw7ks]

@@wingmasterjimmy6724 as long as uz never win f all england the joke team off europe there womens team just been smacked by spain again there💩💩💩