McKallaster's Best Moments - 10 Minutes of Unbiased Scottish Commentary Vol. 1

[@LFC_05]

The legendary commentary of McKallaster never gets old. Every Scotland game should feature his commentary

[@thealgerian3285]

Also and more importantly every England game.

[@mortanos8938]

@@thealgerian3285 I could nae agree more with both o yeez

[@johnwilson3842]

What a legend this commentator is, so unbiased and calling it as it is. England fans love him.

[@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158]

And Irish 🇮🇪 fans also, that Lampard (goal) "Ach, it's not a good angle" 😅😅😅😅

[@HakanNilsson-y7n]

@@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 😂

[@ancientoneyog-sothoth6112]

I am ENGLISH this is f ing fantastic my wife and I were in stitches....best commentator ever.

[@methanbreather]

this fair, unbiased commentary, so calm and collected and with supreme choice of delicate words to descibe the sometimes very chaotic and messy situations is almost uncanny. Hard to believe that a single person is the source of such high levels of journalistic professionalism and integrity.

[@INneRDa3mOn]

That's us, Scots, for you! 😂😂😂 🍀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀

[@adwitiyashukla3530]

“This will be surely something Ben Forster will be able to tell his great-grandchildren about….. when he gets home this evening” 🤣🤣🤣 Gold

[@dogsmusicbookstravelscience]

If you want properly fair and unbiased commentary, you call Allaster McKallaster.

[@frostyrobot7689]

A man of integrity, with an unflappable demeanor.

[@ddahodd7856]

@@frostyrobot7689aye !

[@ManuelCerquera-bh7sb]

​@ddahodd785este comentarista es oro6

[@ianclarke1852]

Always balanced, impartial and never given to emotional outbursts.

[@MoanTheCelts]

You need to get off the fence.

[@nicoc6387]

So glad to have discovered this poetic genius ! "Seaman's all over the place… i'll clean it up at half time." And "the Monet shot". Worra ledge !

[@paulh3122]

“ I’ve not even opened my second can yet”. Absolutely brilliant. 👍❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻

[@Isleofskye]

After 8 seconds:)

[@f0urstr1ng]

Are we English supposed to dislike these? Impossible fucking hilarious 😂😂

[@harryc8415]

Not at all. It’s as much having a laugh at biased commentary as having a dig at anyone else. (Blue arm of the Welsh defender. Genius😂 )

[@kashif9145]

@@harryc8415that’s a penalty!!!

[@bryanwarren7843]

100% right although he does it so tongue in cheek it's so frigging funny

[@Hollywoodin2001b]

Let me translate it for you: Hee haw. Hee haw.

[@jamieweir2598]

​@@kashif9145😂😂😂😂

[@LostHope1982]

"Tony Adams arguing that he got the ball but the ref doesn't speak donkey" hit me harder than it should have. 😂

[@eddieingalls534]

Bloody brilliant, has me in stitches time and time again. I'd like to think every Englishman loves this, it is exactly how it is down the pub with your Scottish mates watching the world cup or any game with Scotland or England in it. Marvellous!

[@SgtPrice1000]

Why McKallaster isn’t working the World Cup is honestly beyond me. You can always count on him for the deepest and most unbiased commentary out there.

[@McKallaster]

Thank you.

[@GabrielPaiu]

I must have binge watched the entire channel dozens of times. This surely comes in handy. Please never stop creating these priceless masterpieces! Thank you very much for pure class entertainment!

[@sicr7373]

What!?...10 minutes of the totally unbiased Mr Mckallaster....we're getting spoiled here!

[@bryanwarren7843]

All the long suffering San Marino fans across Scotland.. gold

[@karencarpenter8275]

“Barely opened my second can”

[@bryanwarren7843]

@@karencarpenter8275 chin chin

[@Al-iv3mb]

It was an Argentinian friend who put me on to Mr McKallistair's videos. Brilliant in it's impartiality

[@vinniamsterdam700]

And somehow Boris just fits in smoothly in this highlights video.

[@GordonCaledonia]

He doesn't fit smoothly into fridges, though.

[@RighAlban]

The toilet roll on the pitch Lineker keech bit was hilarious 😂👍👍

[@thethingyofthething]

Never felt such joy in life, my ears, eyes, hands, legs and mind will never be the same, the most unbiased commentary i have seen in my life, and a person who could make a simple dribble, look like prime dalgish or masson or whoever your favorite scottish player is

[@martinslater83]

Brilliant stuff. I'm English but it's hilarious! Subscribed. I've forwarded this video to my Scottish colleagues at work.

[@indistinctstoner17]

"The German's got no idea what happened. It's like he was ambushed by a big, stupid cake"😭😭😭 "Crossley" "Dropsley" "he absolutely stoats the ref and he is dead" 😭😭😭 why is this man so so awesome.

[@SPARKLEPANDA4LIFE]

Hands down the best channel on KZbin as a half English half Scot I absolutely live for this 😂

[@Butcho22]

"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women, and some good looking sheep, but now it's the Scots doing the plundering here in Norway!!" 😂😂😂

[@jggouvea]

... and taking back some sheep

[@KINGMONKEY1989]

No matter what kind of day i am having. Weather bad or good this guy never fails to brighten it up. Absolutely hilarious and my favourite channel on KZbin. He should be providing commentary for Scotland games from now on. It would make it way more interesting and of course non biased 😂

[@ddahodd7856]

I gleefully chuckle to myself, day or night, whenever his ravings come to mind - och the stramash ! THE CHEATS ! 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎉

[@markwinter8315]

I'm with you on that one mate 👍 😂😂😂

[@ftlikemike]

mad mental Scottish magic, get it right up ye England ! Legend Ali

[@bas_dijkstra]

Possibly the best video I've seen all year so far.

[@davidalexandrowitsch4912]

One of the best commentators on KZbin, I deeply enjoy your videos, they always put a grin on my face :)

[@NoFrictionZone]

What a legend! I've never heard him before but I was rolling on the floor! The honesty is beautiful!

[@felipemarques2883]

Im subscribing after the "Welsh blue arm" quote... really unbiased and fair comment loooolllllll

[@fotiostriantas4673]

You are Great! Love from Greece!

[@leetimcke7963]

Im English and i think this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 , brilliant stuff 😂😂😂

[@CranfordPark]

The sound of the beer can ring pull on kickoff is an absolutely superb touch 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BiffTannen-lo3gf]

"Oh it's a proper stramash!" 😂

[@paulh3122]

Nice one Biff. Arthur Montford will be smiling at the one. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️👍

[@PaulWK1972]

"He gets a "do your job" from Roy Keane" 🤣🤣🤣

[@pauloliver7853]

"Run faster Ronald!!" It gets me every time!!

[@okey9646]

This channel epitomizes the typical Scottish approach to fitba, Eng vs Sco rivalry, and foremist this is pure foking brilliant Scottish banter. From the Pole. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽🇵🇱

[@davidpearn2484]

As a welshman I find MCKALLASTER hilarious I laugh my bloody head off with his unbiased commentary 🤣 😂 😆 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.

[@jamieweir2598]

For sure the cold with that blue arm😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidpearn2484]

​@@jamieweir2598😂😂😂

[@transparent6748]

10mins of gold 😂,,thank you

[@ManuelCerquera-bh7sb]

Este comentarista es oro

[@adriekeur7429]

McKallaster . . . it doesn't get any better! Pissing my pants AGAIN (and I already know all these clips).

[@Cohen.the.Worrier]

STOP IT ! ! ! STOP IT ! ! ! PLEASE NO MORE ! ! ! I'm dying here. 😂 😂 😂

[@_Rustodian]

I'm English and this is f@ckin brilliant! 😂

[@LawrenceRoss1906]

This makes me crack up each time..."That's a dive! That's a dive!" LOL

[@hshaughnessy17]

I just discovered this man. I am so disappointed that I could have been listening to him call games for my entire life. He is amazing.

[@stephenhosking7384]

OTOH, just be greatful that someone has found the original recordings for us to enjoy for posterity. Enjoy - and learn from! The don't do commentary like this any more. 😟

[@davidpearn2484]

Tony Adams eeeeoh eeeeoh 😂😂😂

[@derekmclauchlan8636]

Could watch them all day long keep em coming ma man😂😂

[@McKallaster]

More to come!

[@derekmclauchlan8636]

@@McKallaster superb cany wait lol 😆 🤣

[@NoRemorse81]

The Ben Foster bit had me roaring! "The oldest team in the world, against an even older goalkeeper "😃👌

[@jaymoreno6955]

Absolutely hilarious and brilliant!! A LEGEND already!!

[@scottbremner543]

Could watch these clips all day.comedy gold.😂

[@andrewkrzykowski3489]

Pure genius! Haven’t laughed that much in ages.

[@lalminthangvaiphei7362]

I don't know if there exists a human that doesn't suit the taste of your contents. I say, make more of these HILARIOUS commentaries!!

[@McKallaster]

I know of not one.

[@j.ackermann9110]

McKallaster is so unbiased he should be the referee for the next few english international games

[@McKallaster]

Or at the very least I could be on VAR duty.

[@TB.....]

​@@McKallasterI'm English but I'm pissing myself here watching this. You are a comic genius.

[@StephenHastings-tp8ir]

Quality jock commentary love it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@ChrisD123]

Really like the homage to Brian Moore with "dink it, dink it"

[@McKallaster]

Who?

[@ChrisD123]

@@McKallaster "He's gonna flick one, he's gonna flick one"

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@McKallaster _The Sky at Night_

[@eccehomer8182]

"The Monet shot" will never not make me cry with laughter! 😂

[@garylee-pl9dl]

Lol the whole lot is wonderfully done, and the Boris one is great 🤣🤣

[@stephenfitz_]

The advertising banners ..internatuonally renowned... Paterson Skip Hire😂😂

[@paulh3122]

Brilliant Stephen. It’s in the details 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️👍

[@hugoagogo9435]

There’s so many gags in here you can easily miss half of them. Like every time he shouts hand ball

[@tonydalton459]

Absolutely. Hard to pick a favourite. Pure quality 😂

[@tommykennedy8511]

and every time Archie Gemmill appears on the screen.... :)

[@asgervarming2767]

Arh, Hurst just kicks it away... he's giving a goal... how's that a goal!! Oh my god, love it . More please.

[@WildlifeVideos113]

It's Koeman home! Strangely prophetic as the song wasn't written until a few years later!

[@McKallaster]

Baddiel and Skinner stole that from me. The Cheats that they are!

[@Ravenholm337]

I love good unbiased commentary

[@norriehunter7436]

Absolutely mad brilliant and ahem unbiased greatness

[@McKallaster]

Thank you. Sorry about your cough.

[@GordonCaledonia]

The 20th Anniversary of us winning the 2006 Kirin Cup is going to be amazing. That glorious 0-0 in Saitama, Japan lives long in the memory for us all. John Swinney just announced that we are getting the whole summer off in 2026. Which is good, because there's fuck all else going on that summer...

[@joshimitsu96]

Back to you in the studio Chinny.😂😂

[@marksims3904]

Even as a sassenach this is hilarious. Keep it up and maybe one day Scotland may qualify from their group in a major tournament, just joking!!! Like this commentary is. Brilliant stuff!!

[@allanreat63]

One of the best things on KZbin. Hilarious.

[@lewismwaihinga7681]

This is the best thing on YT right now😂😂😂😂

[@UchihaFabio]

This commentator is my new hero

[@stephenr80]

I don't mind being Spaniard and losing to Scotland AT ALL Cheers M8!

[@vexon3]

When he get's home this evening 😂😂

[@hendramanaf240]

😂😂😂

[@UnlikelyCompanion]

Brilliant!

[@JorgePerez-jg5cm]

Yup honest calm level headed commentary that’s pure class.

[@ncbowden1963]

Sooooo funny, I love watching these videos. Has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂

[@allanokeefe104]

"you come to Scotland, you're gettin battered!"

[@gxdxr]

An underrated aspect of this is the awful sound quality 😂

[@GordonCaledonia]

'Archival quality'.

[@andrewjeffrey485]

Simply genius!

[@mortanos8938]

"I'ts like he was ambushed by a big stupid cake", and he just continues with one laugh bomb after another, it's too much. Jesus McKallaster, put up a warning label or something, I nearly just died from laughing so hard. 😂🤣😆 Bags of admiration from Germany. How I wish we had commentators like you here. Unfortunately ours are all robots programmed to sedate the audience.

[@McKallaster]

I'm told that many keyboards have been ruined by people spitting out their coffee. Not sure why. These are all professional unbiased commentaries. But I'm glad you didn't die.

[@mortanos8938]

@@McKallaster Me too, 😂 I want to hear more please, but I am now warned not to drink anything whilst indulging your humble brain 🤣 Please don't stop any time soon and if you come down to Nürnberg by any chance then I'm buying !

[@englanduk6131]

McKallaster could make a boring 0-0 game in the Maldives sound exciting!!!! Brilliant!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@cljdryden]

Greatest commentary ever. 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

[@Isleofskye]

Ignore the name.I am 100% English from London but this had me crying with laughter especially The Police chasing hippies on the pitch in the 1966 World Cup Ginl:)

[@richbrock9876]

🤣 fantastic 🏆 much ❤️ to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@actonman7291]

Fair and square

[@alross2042]

Best commentator ever says it straight down the line with complete impartiality bbc need to hire him but doubt they could afford his wages

[@garrydeimert7397]

I just pissed myself, best commentary ever……..😂

[@jimmyroberts9528]

If football is art.. Then that's the Monet shot.. Fuckin dying Sky or BT sign him up😂

[@anoniem8941]

8:25 back to you in the studio Chinny 😂😂😂😂

[@davidwainwright2816]

Brilliant 🎉

[@Lipsoteeee]

Love it, absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe the Frank Lampard “inconclusive” goal didn’t make it in this video.

[@didgerydoo]

"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women....... and some good looking sheep".... Is what got my coffee spilled from the mouth to my keyboard...

[@steviedmrbk5179]

As an English non-football fan, I adore this channel! Absolute awesome insights and timing! My Scottish workmate was most astounded when I used the phrase "giving it laldy" at work the other day...love it! Chin chin 🤗 😲😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@McKallaster]

For legal reasons, I should note that it might not be appropriate in some workplaces for laldy to be given.

[@justinabbottabbott7892]

Brilliant

[@BiffTannen-lo3gf]

"That is the Puskas!!" 😂😂

[@elpadrino5827]

Aahhh yess Big up from Holland Class act!

[@Return26-p4t]

Fair, impartial and unbiased as ever. I still cant work out what nation he supports.

[@derektaylor3086]

Magnificent, this man is a shoe in for the next UN Secretary General, so fair, so unbiased and sooo funny.

[@johng.8600]

Pure Gold😂🎉

[@johnmcgoldrick7085]

Pure gallas my friend!

[@tamoose1]

This guy is the funniest person on KZbin bar none…..facts….no cap…..or whatever the hell it’s called🥃

[@theurchin65]

I've 'liked' it before I've even watched it.

[@JamesMackay-u3s]

Class 😂😂😂 every clip has cracked me up!! Hopefully see you on the commenting at the next tournament 😂

[@chopchopbusybusyworkworkba420]

I'm English loved it..Freedom lol

[@tatata1543]

Koeman not getting sent off then scoring that goal is the funniest thing I have ever seen in all my years of watching fitba. Even now I still get major lolz. The hilarity only increased with the transmission of the documentary.😂😂