SCP-092 | The Best of The 5th Dimension (SCP Orientation)

[@neilcrombie4100]

Imagine becoming 5 years old, thats like a respawn on life lmao

[@someguythatlikesyeeting9415]

Wait

[@someguythatlikesyeeting9415]

Does this mean if we play it every time we become adults we can become children again by using it?

[@richmcgee434]

It only lasts 74 minutes. The reports go out of their way to state when effects don't reverse themselves or otherwise have aftereffects at the end of the CD, and the age changers don't do so except for the induced pregnancy one.

[@someguythatlikesyeeting9415]

But at the end do you go back to your age before the cd?

[@Sandact6]

@@someguythatlikesyeeting9415 Anything that's permanent is mentioned in the article, so by the sounds of it they revert.

[@MrMaradok]

I THINK that SCP-092-B might have been a member of “Are We Cool Yet?”

[@martybanks7413]

And I think he also had five personalities during the interrogation. Which could have been caused by the cds. I agree he’s definitely a member of “Are We Cool Yet?” He kept saying he wasn’t cool because he failed

[@KANDYMANIAC]

I read it that he was being possessed by a segment of “Are we cool yet” and forced to turn himself in due to wasting everyone’s time. The internal conversation is with the the person or entity that compelled him to get rid of his works. The fact that he repeats his introduction until taken inside implies he’s on autopilot and it’s not a natural response or conversion. I read the personal denigration of his own work less as any form of self loathing and more as him being berated for putting the collective of “Are we cool yet” through his drivel. And the phrase “these aren’t my arms” a response to having no control over the actions they are taking.

[@scottpeltier3977]

@@martybanks7413 oh he’s definitely a member

[@terrortalks3037]

For those confused about the interview, it is implied that he made the CD's to try to get into the Anamalous art group "Are We Cool Yet", but he failed to impress them and was somehow mind-controlled by AWCY into turning himself in the Foundation, telling them what a hack he is, and killing himself.

[@thestrangeingot7913]

The part where he said "I wasted so much raw material that others could have done better with" seems to imply that they use some sort of anomalous matter that's in short supply or limited. Interesting.

[@citizenmono]

d-class: is reverted to infant form foundation researcher: welp i guess its time to do some child testing, how convenient!

[@zenketski]

The Ethics Committee would never let us do that. I say we just feed it to 682 and move on.

[@richmcgee434]

The age change only lasts 74 minutes and the listener can't be removed from earshot of the CD till its done, after which you have an adult D-class again. You could probably find a way to do some kind of experiment under those circumstances but it hardly seems like it's worth the trouble.

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

@@zenketski tell that to the SCP that is a tree predator that takes the shape of its last meal and picks on kids by befriending them for a month, then separating them, eating them whole and repeating the process again. The second instance of that SCP that got caught by the Foundation didn't want to commit suicide like its predecessor after being denied children and being fed on other small animals. The thing got loose, managed to wreck havok, managed to take the appearance of one scientist lady that it ate in the confusion... and thanks to that, it was proved that if that SCP eats an adult human, it'll be more resiliant to all forms of pain (explosions, burnings, shots and so far were useless). After that experience, the Foundation aproved feeding other captured instsnces with children to avoid more problems. ... and who can forget the kids that were used to hold a powerful energy and in doing so, they became vessels of it, but ended up mentally dying in the process.

[@justinhall4227]

@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 that is a long sentence

[@williammoody4950]

@@justinhall4227 they added commas and periods? Your comment confuses me.

[@androgkb]

Therapist-Wide D-class Walk doesn't exist,it can't hurt you Wide D-class Walk-8:21

[@tryguy69]

Absolutely Nobody: Dude in Coma: WOW THAT WAS REAL COOL!!

[@imheretoo7730]

Dude who is missing his vocal cords: WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL!

[@j.o.d.mercer7519]

@@imheretoo7730 corpse on the floor: WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL!!

[@net28573]

@@j.o.d.mercer7519 NO CORPSES!!!

[@l.3ok]

Dude with head completely shattered: WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL!!!

[@Beiki]

Foundation Researcher: "He coughed five times? That's it? Are you shitting me? That other guy was sliced up into fifths!"

[@Legolas.T.Spencer]

Per minute, for 74 minutes, a total of 370

[@amyli7315]

Ah yes, SCP-092, the limited edition of a song.

[@ghostgamingxd7881]

@eXXo DuS • 15 years ago ah yes he does

[@heitormedina7098]

"You can *secure* me, and you can *contain* me, but no one can *protect* me" Damn that line go hard

[@richmcgee434]

That's amusingly meta. The arms that aren't his are the important part of this whole SCP, but the Foundation seems to have missed that completely.

[@tanuki01]

Why does it feel like the artist is a stand-in for the author of the piece exercising his own self doubt at his work

[@richmcgee434]

Because they were being meta. The arms that aren't his are far more interesting than the CDs are anyway. Hope they're keeping that morgue under observation.

[@tanuki01]

@@richmcgee434 oh yeah, totally. Also, AWCY is likely involved

[@devlinmcguire7543]

@@tanuki01 I've never really liked AWCY that much. To be honest, I always think of people who are actually _in_ AWCY and think, how do these people even begin to think any of this crap is art. None of it is. It's mainly all just dangerous and harmful anomalies, and ultimately everyone in awcy are supposed to be people who are OK enough to not attack the other awcy members who made these things? I just don't understand how a group like that can remain stable without massive in-fighting. But that's just me. :/

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

@@richmcgee434 that sounds like a reference to how the autor's ideas were "adjusted" to make this SCP, thus "these hands aren't even mine". Like how the Teenage Succubus turned into Teenage Gaia because people were bitch1ng about how that SCP was "wrong" and made them feel uncomfortable.

[@ssgoko88]

@@devlinmcguire7543 if that's how you feel about AWCY, Then you've given them what they want

[@charleslane5133]

Before the ending of this SCP video I was saying to myself damn whatever anomalous entity that created these CDs have some problems with themselves in a lot of lot of time on their hands lo and behold I was correct he came to the SCP Foundation and murdered himself good video man

[@89Draco]

"I'm not cool, I never will be... I'm really sorry about the mess, these aren't my arms" *Rips head off* Dr. - Well, that escalated quickly! o.o

[@pokefan-ix7sh]

SCP-092 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The three thousand one hundred and twenty-five instances of SCP-092 are to be held in individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio compact discs (CDs), and stored in standard inanimate-object lockers at Site-37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with permanent marker. Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D-class personnel are to listen to previously-unexamined instances of SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-class personnel listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from site command. The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous except by association, and is preserved in the morgue freezer at Site-19. Description: SCP-092 is a set of 3125 audio CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!", and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American singing group "The 5th Dimension". Each instance of SCP-092, when played in a standard CD player, will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will last 74 minutes (the duration of a standard audio CD), during which time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range, or to shut off the CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the anomalous phenomenon finishes, all surviving listeners will engage in synchronized vocalization of the phrase "Wow, that was real cool"; synchronized vocalization has been observed in non-anglophones, pre-verbal infants, unconscious individuals, paralyzed individuals, and individuals physically incapable of speech due to laryngeal, lingual, and/or buccal damage. The anomalous properties of each instance of SCP-092 are thematically and conceptually linked to the number 5, dimensions, and/or the members of The 5th Dimension. As of ██/██/████, 871 instances of SCP-092 have been assessed and their anomalous properties formally described; see document 092-W83 for a full list, or below for a representative sample.

[@RepostCollection]

Okay

[@DarkStormer]

Reminds me of SCP-507, one of my favorites, that had loads of logs based on its anomalous properties.

[@lexiwexiwoo]

As someone whose birthday is 5/5, I enjoyed the effort of going through and finding all of the 5s to be associated with.

[@cargo_vroom9729]

"Toenails to not regrow upon conclusion as the CD" Well that's a brand new sentence.

[@jamesclark6864]

This is probably the first time something from Are We Cool Yet? made it into Foundation custody.

[@churchofeg]

Isnt 137 an are we cool yet?

[@Zadanoire]

*well now. I may not always comment but u can assure you that I do watch each one. Even if I already know the scp like scp-049, scp-076*

[@Sofus.]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica,…

[@dtavs_exe]

Wow, that was cool.

[@j.o.d.mercer7519]

Wow, that was cool.

[@chopchop1488]

Wow, that was cool

[@paulreardon1631]

This one starts off horrifying... then becomes hilarious and silly... then horrifying again. Lol

[@Eletro16]

Next will be SCP-093 and that one is very long, in my opinion the video will be even longer than that of 076 and 049

[@gc6096]

Wow

[@CatLover-uo4pu]

Aaaand it turned put to be 9 minutes!

[@cc_rex5017]

Instance SCP-092-501 Anomalous Property: Listeners find themselves in random episodes of the 2008-2021 George Lucas Star Wars the Clone Wars series, showing Clone /ARC Trooper CT-27-5555 "Fyves", where they are able to interact with the setting, but not affect the actions of the characters. (even if the want to 😢)

[@Lawsonomy1]

It sounds to me like whatever SCP-092-B used to create those discs got in his head and was taking over, posing as his self-doubt. It was mad that he hadn't been more creative and inspired with the creation of the anomalies. Sort of reminds me of the "bad guys" in the Haven TV shows, who would give people "powers" that were more like ironic curses. Slowly eating them alive. They would talk like it was a form of art or a fun game, and describe the curses as beautiful.

[@ChrisD4335]

i'd listen to the turn me 5 one, a nice little break of a childhood b4 starting over sounds nice.

[@MrAlubenco]

Damn, that's the jam, to be able to get a response from pre verbal infants!!! Wow, that was real cool!

[@criticubestars6065]

"Wow this video was real cool" Edit: 8:15 *Wide Putin Intensifies* Edit 2: Is... is scp-92-B five beings in one?

[@Ice-rs9vu]

haha

[@_Emrakull]

I was waiting for Instance: SCP-092-555 Anomalous properties: [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@criticubestars6065]

Daily ordered scps video, amazing. Also first :P

[@DarrenPClayton]

Are we cool yet?

[@darkfalcon7856]

While I totally get the theme of what happens during the playing of the cd's, some of them are just making me go "wtf? really?" over and over again.

[@EvilLordCanas]

Now imagine marathoning the entire collection.

[@antisanity_]

This one definitely has a connection with Fifthism

[@KpaxKenpachi]

"These aren't my arms"......(rips own head off) 😅

[@MagikosEksMaikhina]

That's spooky af. Hopefully he has some peace in that at least he had a cool death?

[@kahzzxxx2069]

Instance SCP 092 3901, listeners experience peeing and pooping 5 months straight 😂

[@StelyDn]

I was wondering when there would be a "Doctor Who" reference in this series.

[@joesphcrouch4384]

"These aren't my hands"-depressed dude "Uh who's are they?"- Researcher

[@richmcgee434]

Glossed right over that, yeah. And the answer is probably far more important than the CDs are.

[@cron1807]

Hey wait. The 5 yr old disc sounds like a way for immortality.

[@MouseGoat]

believe the Foundation have many paths to immortality, but like... not much use for a long life when you lucky to survive for even half a normal one

[@heszedjim9699]

126: how it feels to chew 5 gum

[@pyriel6870]

So many "5". Has to have some relation to the fifthist church. Well that's what I thought at first, then in came 092-B and now I'm convinced he was with or trying to be with "Are We Cool Yet". Perhaps it's from both groups of interest but mainly AWCY. Great video as always. See yall tomorrow.

[@milenchikguseva9444]

I suppose that the member of AWCY got infected with the Fifthism ideas somehow and created those works being guided by the Constellation Starfish (he told that his arms weren't his so it might have been this very entity behind the Fifthism who used his arms to spread the cult among the anartists and beyond. Anyway the Fifthist Church has always been known for spreading cognitohazardous anomalies using weird methods). Ofc the fellows from AWCY misunderstood him; moreover, his creations weren't as effective in spreading the cult as the Constellation Starfish intended, so the situation there might have evolved differently: 1) the AWCY guys forced him to surrender to the Foundation and go kill himself 2) as the powerful Fifthist God's plan was ruined, the Constellation Starfish forced the poor guy to do what he did. 3) some humane part of his mind managed to survive the Fifthist brainwashing and he intuitively knew that he was doing crap dangerous for the humankind, and as he didn't know how to handle the situation and get rid of the Fifthist indoctrination, he decided that going to the Foundation and killing himself was the best way to end it all.

[@gerardoarellano7698]

“Nekulturny” according to Tom Clancy in Hunt For Red October, is the most offensive name/insult one could have called a Russian/ Soviet during the Cold War. Supposedly, it means “uncultured”.

[@anxietyofmandella9601]

So, a Fifthist decided to find out how to be cool yet

[@NerdyAngel1989]

That is either some who wanted to be a part of Are We Cool Yet or a 5thist wannabe because that’s a LOT of fives man. Also how is he NOT anomalous?!! He ripped his own head off!!

[@hay__den1840]

@dani wow, that was really cool

[@AMBOSHER]

Wow that was really cool.

[@georgevanhoose6333]

FYI: 5^5 = 3125, the number of instances of SCP-092

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Instance SCP-092-256: Listeners are converted into two-dimensional forms? Why only two-dimensional? That isn't consistent with *everything else* being linked to the number five; it's connected with 'dimension' as its properties but not, for example, turning 5th dimensional. it would have been weird to see the subject (we would only be able to perceive three of those five dimensions) & trying to describe it...They may look like they were somehow turned inside out maybe but I don't think that would be fatal. Similar to Instance SCP 092-279, which only switches two of the subject's dimensions (height & weight) around. Again, only two dimensions affected even though the effect IS tied in with the 'dimensional' effect. At one point I was disappointed. A series of Instances revolved around subjects belching/hiccupping/coughing 5 times per minute...But none of them flatulated 5 times per minute? I would have thought that would be obvious. The way that the interview went with 093-B, that last one I mentioned would have at least fit right in with his description of how lame the puns were.

[@handtomouth4690]

The themes were always "5", "dimensions", or about the group "the 5th dimension". 5 and dimensions were separate themes that didn't need to be combined to fit the theme.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Seems like the leader of the collective has delusions of grandeur and overall sociopathic values. What is cool cannot be agreed on, well, ever. And some of the stuff was pretty clever, and safer than many AWCY projects.

[@MrDEMarq]

So they finally get to interrogate one of the "Am I Cool Yet" artist and he goes off and kills himself...dammit!

[@Necrotaku999]

totally an AWCY move

[@MrDEMarq]

@@Necrotaku999 I wonder if he was killed remotely?

[@nightigal]

@@MrDEMarq With that GOI it can be hard to tell. It's just as conceivable that 092-B set up his own death as it is that other members of AWCY did become they didn't like his work. AWCY as a group comes off as a bunch of pretentious gatekeepers of anart that believes true art is inconceivable. But I've heard plenty of stories about artists who thought their work wasn't good enough and offed themselves.

[@Necrotaku999]

@@nightigal im thinking both, AWCY always sends a message with their anomalies, so driving a man insane some clockwork orangy way to hate himself and his art and then force him to off himself

[@MrDEMarq]

@@nightigal Seemed like he was talking to someone and then at the last part saying : These are not my arms, before ripping his head off. I can't even think he would want to die a painful way like that?

[@erictaylor5462]

No one experiences random moment in the life of John Glenn, the 5th man to fly in space or Pavel Popovich, the 5th man to reach Earth Orbit? Not sure if the X-15 programs flights count.

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Did this SCP's author just want to get people to listen to their favorite band?

[@captcrow1783]

Which Site 19? Been quite a few, or there's a lot of stuff that got lost when the on-site nuke detonated (one time?) In a few canonical records.

[@naruto2351]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says "anomalous property"

[@knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85]

Take a tab everytime he says “producing”

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

SCP-092-B must have been a member of Are we coll yet

[@donniefreidman5240]

We should get a separate series that goes over what each of the CDs do. But yea we could wait another day, got tons of scp materials out there

[@That80sGuy1972]

**peers nervously at 5th Dimension CD collection**

[@anasb.8647]

God fucking damn it I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[@markwilliams2345]

This is one of my favorite

[@Tiniuc]

Could 256 be used to interact directly with Cassy??

[@AspieGirlArianaHale]

A cd that makes you burp 5 times every minute? LOL, that’s hilarious! I’m surprised there isn’t one that also causes flatulence, but that would be infinitely funnier! 💀😂

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

5 happens to be my favourite number.

[@johnathanhodskins5820]

Wow, that was real cool

[@crystalrogers3420]

Yes really cool 😎

[@terranceroff8113]

gets a flashback to the mission impossible (classic) 'sode that had the 5th dimension in it.

[@matthewdarocha8243]

Huh, so this couldve been the inspiration for Are We Cool Yet and all their bullshit. Nice!!

[@Zultra2]

Defo a relic from the first series lol 😆 still good!

[@davidhenderson3400]

The best thing they could do with all those CDs is to run them though a wood chipper.

[@tena2sweet]

I don't know I wouldn't mind being ten again😁

[@WizelBalan]

Makes 682 listen to a CD just to hear it say "Wow, that was real cool" Actually could this be used to kill 682? Turn it back to 5 days old and maybe kill it while its listening?

[@rosanafalcao4038]

6:42 Wow! This drawing is well made!

[@tigertiger530]

WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL!

[@depressedmfLmao]

Nice

[@ss-eq1uk]

I like the little bit longer videos

[@angiev3041]

Wow

[@coonus1]

Hippie song what a trip it gives.

[@Dgsbeast]

wow that was real cool is 5 words and 5 syllables

[@johntitor6222]

Okay but can those subjected yo scp-92-256 maintain consciousness and possibly interact with scp-85?

[@electrobob992]

That MADLAD. Ripped his own head off!!

[@degolaskoma8607]

I think he did some interesting stuff

[@kingofbirds3824]

I don’t have my jewel on my heart

[@kingofbirds3824]

Yet!!

[@DauntlessChaos]

092-256. Waifus are no longer a dream. lets gooooooooooooo

[@MourningNihilist]

Seriously liked that band, I guess

[@catastros654]

It seems like he was experiencing 5 dimensions at once and the other 4 Hims that saw what he did weren´t impressed with the SCP and coerced him to bring himself in and then killed him using his body

[@madlaugher3300]

10:15 if I’m understanding this correctly you don’t exist but can still fuck with the set and no one will notice so I could theoretically play the bagpipes over doctor who if I can find some or take a shit on the director’s lap

[@McGrewer]

So this guy wanted to be part of "Are we Cool Yet?".

[@axelfirekirby]

Wow that was real cool

[@noelrattigan6495]

What if the parts to a cheat code and I stances need to be played simultaneously to achieve different results??🤔🤔

[@mesiagamer5217]

Anyone else getting a fifthism from this scp... With a touch of are we cool yet to boot...

[@wheeledjustice7381]

So I did some digging and this was a rewrite of a notoriously badly written SCP (at least according to the Wikidot comments, I couldn't find the original version myself) that's essentially mocking the person who wrote the original version based on what they thought was a clever pun. That also explains the "These aren't my arms" bit. In-universe, this guy created the CDs as an audition to join/impress some SCP-creating Art Group that I don't know anything about because I'm listening to these in order.

[@merlin1649]

Modern pop music in a nutshell.

[@MoiraWillenov]

Aaaahhhh... Hard to see a fellow Anartist go down. :C

[@electrobob992]

6:45 Wait... If it turns listeners into two dimensional forms... What would happen to a 2D person... Like Cassy....

[@MouseGoat]

one dimension, here we go.

[@TBSG707]

8:28. DAMN BOI HE WIDE

[@chrisbutler9594]

SCP-092-317 has an error, Quattro is 4, should be Cinque

[@fabiank.2604]

Ah yes. SCP-092. The artist with impostor syndrome.

[@Mcmill90]

Is this a Fifthist SCP? Or mixed with Are We Cool Yet?

[@ognjen8970]

Now i have to sit and make a new SCP that will destroy 092 and all memories on it as a collateral damage, replacing it with itself. (In every known and unknown universe and dimension. Irrevirsible.) Descent SCP 092.

[@Idran]

I'm pretty sure an article that specific and particular would get downvoted and deleted quick, _especially_ since it's so specific and particular to a series 1 SCP :P

[@grownupgaming]

279 was kind enuf to revert back.

[@coleray1413]

"THIS SCP WILL IMPREGNATE YOU AND THEN ABORT THE BABY" CLASS: SAFE

[@gravity7208]

how much strength did that guy have to ripe his own head

[@twiceremoved7339]

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS! THE AGE OF AQUARIUUUUUSSSS! AQUARIUUUUUSSSSSSS! AQUARRRRRIIIUUUUUSSSSSS!

[@Cooper287]

Next SCP is a big one.

[@That80sGuy1972]

Will someone please tell us why this is classified as "safe"?

[@benrosenzweig4696]

Because they are easily contained. 'Safe' refers to threat of containment breach, not whether the SCP can hurt you.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@benrosenzweig4696 Thank you.