SCP-2845 THE DEER (SCP Animation)

[@AndromedaBlackheart]

The only reason why The Deer stays is cause it's scared of the people being able to drink a half-liter of Olive oil and then destroying a 200kg rock, it fears the madmen.

[@markpierce6688]

It was more of a sacrafice to the God so that he finds grace in the sight of those that performed the ritual .... Which ties the god to that ground .... Many of these beings are the actual children of the Angels those physically manifested on Earth are of the fallen Angels which goes back long before the time of man in spirit anyway

[@AndromedaBlackheart]

@@markpierce6688 I was kidding around, I know what it is, it actually is related to Saturn, the god.

[@markpierce6688]

@@AndromedaBlackheart i knew you were joking and i knew you knew more than your joke implies lol

[@memyselfi208]

Before I saw that part I thought that this was a Florida man meme

[@aldrichbenedictusparealla5065]

@@AndromedaBlackheart i thought it was related to the story of The Titan Kronos

[@pandabigfat8297]

Found a strange comet in space “Dear God” “Yep, that’s right”

[@ratley3690]

@Danika Benes thats the pun

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

@Danika Benes r/woooosh

[@zachbrown8432]

@Danika Benes good one

[@PastelCookie_]

Deer god

[@PastelCookie_]

@Danika Benes lol

[@railgunawesome7114]

Me: oh the containment procedures aren't so bad Rubber: explains the last step Me: Adios

[@himanshuwilhelm5534]

The Rubber changed the procedures. A simple D class won't do. They need to consume a human baby.

[@dasji2]

Why cant we just throw the lizard at it?

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@dasji2 probably because they will either team up or fight

[@muhhamadavdol3781]

@@Prince_of_Despair if they fight, what could the outcomes be

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@muhhamadavdol3781 devastating and more likely SCP 682 will live then proceed to kicking the crap out of everyone

[@nightstorm1743]

"is to be castrated by the hand of a sickle" Does this, or does this not sound like their following through with some kind of Greek ceremony? Uranus was castrated by his son Kronos and was practically labeled as the king

[@AcelisUni]

That's actually what it's based on. All of the ceremonies are actually based off of stuff like that.

[@huanquocmanh416]

Yea its saturn

[@gaywerewolf1294]

@王苏菲 Sophie Franchesca Ong not killed... Just cut up into itty bitty pieces if my memory serves

[@max84678]

@THUN QI FAY - Either way 2845 contains both traits of Cronus and Saturn so it really doesn't matter

[@Salted_Fysh]

Yes. The first few of the procedures are based around Saturnalia, which is the roman festival dedicated to Saturn (Cronus in greek mythology) and the latter procedures like breaking up the rock, castrating the D class and eating the child are based around the myth of Cronus. Cronus castrated his father Uranous, and later ate his own children but was tricked into eating a rock instead of his last son Zeus. Several rituals contain components of both like the testes being offered up (Saturnalia included the offering of bull testes), the sickle being used for the castration (Saturn was a God of fertility and agriculture).

[@RCT3Crashes100]

SCP-2845: "I could literally end your existence as a human and turn you into a hexagonal prism right this instant if I wanted to." Scientists: [Act out a play, give each other gifts, then castrate and eat a D-Class] SCP-2845: "...Understandable, have a great day."

[@anjaydiringkus8827]

*castrate and eat babies

[@JR-C.]

@@anjaydiringkus8827 was that a JoJo's reference

[@getyogoofyahh222]

@@JR-C. How?

[@harrisonhamilton5284]

@@JR-C. nah mate, they just changed it for the vid, in the actual thing on the scp wiki, the guys are kids

[@froggers8945]

SCP-2845: I fear no existant force... but that THING... scientists It scares me

[@TrufanNW]

Whenever a D class is brought up. The D class: I'm in danger.

[@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess]

SCP-999 testing: SCP-131 testing: SCP-2295 testing: SCP-053: SCP-239:

[@thegaylordmanwhoisinyourba1717]

Actually lmao it’s a newborn baby that gets eaten that is very messed up but babies are very annoying >_>

[@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess]

@@thegaylordmanwhoisinyourba1717 I agree, babies are annoying but they don’t deserve to die for it, I would get upset too if I was hungry and unable to get food and wasn’t able to communicate properly, or if I pooped my pants and was unable to change.

[@thegaylordmanwhoisinyourba1717]

@@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess yea I agree they should live so they can grow up and have a good life but if the scp didn’t get any food it would probably get pissed off

[@littlebear9842]

@@thegaylordmanwhoisinyourba1717 The scp isn't the one eating the babies

[@MiIoTheWizard]

I never thought that Arceus was a Grass Type.

[@allenjohn6721]

Arceus is multitype in pokemon universe and he looks like an arceus,just different in scp universe.

[@alffiex7993]

@@allenjohn6721 yeah

[@MonkeyRules]

LMAO

[@ijasatar]

Pokemon

[@theepicthings1183]

Lol

[@ytrkhgfd]

This "ritual" is just how you find the Reggies in Pokemon Emerald

[@The_Delta_Shadow]

It's too true *sobs in corner*

[@nezamasarie4543]

@@wisenotwise2676 pokemon be like uno reverse card

[@supermegaultahypercoolguy4327]

@@wisenotwise2676 well then why do you have an pokemans icon Mr A

[@supermegaultahypercoolguy4327]

Son of a gun changes his account

[@ayoraingam5719]

@@supermegaultahypercoolguy4327 don't worry man, if no one believes you. I believe in you

[@loserr345]

“Hello everybody, I’m The Rubber.” Me who has been up for over 24 hours: H e l l o

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

I slept terribly too ;-;

[@Player-hv7uj]

S ame....

[@afoxlikegamer9509]

yep same here

[@clareamidei2260]

Haha I’ve been awake for 48 Beat that

[@pechecomch]

@@clareamidei2260 haha i have worst sleep schedule than you look how quirky i am haha

[@wietick5677]

imagine sitting at home, only to become a column because a deer with anomalous abilities struck you with a lightning strike from 10 kilometers away

[@UGNAvalon]

I think you meant “struck”, but now I’m imagining a scary deer god gently stroking me with its lightning-bolt hands 🤣

[@wietick5677]

@@UGNAvalon yea im polish so i messed up xDDD

[@otx4115]

@@wietick5677 Lecimy Kurwa Tutaj Lecimy Kurwa Tutaj Jest dobrze w chuj Lecimy tutaj Kurwarfhaikbwfoawfmw

[@notablightmain6177]

Imagine sitting at home preparing to be castrated, roasted and then eaten because of a ritual

[@pawsteps6053]

@UGNAvalon Actually its strike.

[@nerd-mask723]

For everyone who doesn't get why they use those cruel rituals: no the scientists that came up with this containment procedure are not crazy, it kinda makes sense. What SCP-2845 really is, is a reincarnation of the titan Chronos (greek mythology) who is also called Saturn in roman mythology - hence the Ice Ring, around its head, like the asteroid belt around the planet Saturn. The rituals they perform to keep it in a docile state are basically a reconstruction of and a tribute to Chronos' history. For example they castrate a D-Class and throw the testicles into salt water, because another titan (i think it was Uranus) cut Chronos' manhood when he tried to rape Gaia and it fell into the sea. Then the scientists eat a baby, cause Chronos ate his children Poseidon, Hades and co. and so on. So SCP-2845 basically remains docile and doesn't try to leave, because it feels worshiped from the on-site-staff. From it's point of view it isn't imprisoned (thought it really isn't cause it could escape anytime with ease) no, it's sitting on a pedestral, being honoured. The foundation just gives this god what it wants: getting treated like one.

[@katakagemusic]

Seems legit

[@kredl756]

Sadly most Rubber viewers would not appreciate this comment.

[@Ivynling]

Like Spock always says: " Fascinating " Thanks for the explanation.

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

I think the Titan Uranus was King and the Titan Chronos was one of his children, Uranus killed almost the children but Chronos escaped, he grew up then challenged his father, and in that confrontational Chronos castrate Uranus. Chronos threw the testies as hard as he could, they landed in the sea where the blood and semen spawned the Goddess Aphrodite. Later Chronos had his own children, ate them all except for one Zeus, who Zeus later grew up killed his father, cut his father's gut open to release his siblings. Yes technically Aphrodite is Zeus aunt/sister, and yes I know how screwed up that sounds. Zeus in order to avoid the same fate as Uranus and Chronos ate/absorb his first wife Metis the original Goddess of Wisdom, which later lead to Zeus having a Migraine and from his skull birth fully formed and grown adult Athena. To further avoid the prophecy of Zeus getting overthrown, he forbade Athena from ever having a relationship and she had to stay a virgin.

[@nerd-mask723]

@@Ivynling exactly! I guess he wasn't sure how to animate that or didn't want to. Some things on the SCP wiki are too graphic to fit into his cartoon style. He did something similiar with SCP-953 (Polymorphic Humanoid). He told in the video that one agent kissed 953 and she ripped his tongue out, But in the article it is implied, that she gave the agent a BJ and well ... you can guess which body part she actually bit off. That also would've been weird to animate. ^^

[@catasstrophy2316]

Most of the comments here are “It’s a pokemon” “It’S a NeWbOrN nOt A d-ClAsS” And a weirdly large amount of deer simping

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

*And* *a* *completely* *normal* *amount* *of* *deer* *simping*

[@LosMozi]

newborns can be d-class if they try hard enough.

[@euryjoyous]

The deer is rather cute tho

[@jinmax1024]

Caught in 4k its a fricking male

[@jinmax1024]

@@dio_8472 i mean jojo is gay but not this gay

[@ProtoMario]

Oh God, it's Beta Arceus 🤯🤯🤯

[@cheeky9595]

._.

[@darkstuff5710]

unevolved arceus

[@cuh4207]

Lol

[@Lizards_Are_In_Fact_Cool_Yes]

POKEMON!!!

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Yes

[@King-jp8sx]

Rubber literally used an old god’s ice ring as a hula hoop, he truly is an SCP object.

[@megameme29]

Issun: hey, has anyones seen ammy's beads? Scp 2845: (totally not suspicious whistles)

[@deadfurydbf9647]

The rubber is a god aswell, a god of all knowledge and tinkering, when angered, the anger stays put and he stays calm. But when they think, he goes full madman. This applies to even gods aswell and he can foresee the future

[@nilsabeljaquez3627]

Exactly!

[@matejpangrac9067]

Yes!!!!!

[@adeptasororitas1929]

The rubber is a safe god scp

[@hihohe4067]

I think i heard that this scp was a sort of joke in that it had an enormous containment procedure and was a very long scp page. it was a Teal Deer. a TLDR.

[@LongClawzHidden]

Holy shit that makes so much sense. And we all fell for it.

[@Onyx1987]

Oh for fuck's sake, that's BRILLIANT.

[@dylanpino3359]

I... I don’t get it? What’s a TLDR?

[@papahairy5315]

@@dylanpino3359 "Too Long Didn't Read"

[@ruinstudios963]

@@dylanpino3359 It's an acronym for "Too Long Didn't Read". When saying it out loud TLDR sound like someone is say Teal Deer.

[@aerograd]

Female D-Class: " Phew. . . we're safe. . . "

[@nocomprendo1409]

Get those 3d glasses on.

[@0100-u7k]

the hunter who killed bambi's mom: *my time has come*

[@yacineamy]

01000100 wow... just wow 😳

[@care7117]

It's time.

[@leenartatez632]

People who watched Princess Mononoke: *sweating*

[@mr._rude_mimikuy7552]

?

[@Gunni4091]

@@mr._rude_mimikuy7552 There is a character in Princess Mononoke who is a deer god that transforms every night into a huge creature.

[@kanyenorth3112]

Forest spirit, eh?

[@UGNAvalon]

@@Gunni4091 Not only that, but it has giant antlers, a human face, and can transmute objects (into plants) or kill beings from a short distance away.

[@dibujante2.071]

Nervously sweating*

[@SwampyWallaby]

Ahhhh yes, he's back. Our favourite SCP: *The* *Rudder*

[@robloxguy9652]

The rubber*?

[@user-kv3vu8lx4h]

Yeah I love his vids

[@A-n-J_]

@@robloxguy9652 it was a joke

[@Venus_Astronomy]

XD

[@The-rq2og]

@@A-n-J_ no it was autocorrect

[@kaimie]

They skipped the baby eating part, we're all doom.

[@heresthadude1080]

The Rubber alone among all Foundation staff has the power to implement new working containment procedures

[@chacha8745]

bro wtf?

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

Thats it we are fuc-

[@ronaldfelix228]

@@chacha8745 the final ritual is the step where the 6 individuals will roast a 3 month old baby and then proceed to eat that said baby.

[@angeltheweirdo]

The WHAT NOW!?

[@Mischek1600]

SCP 2845: No one can stop me! A random dude: chugs a bottle of olive oil and eats an infant SCP 2845: confused screaming

[@bobbyrobert1425]

Perfect

[@ohhoonhoon6376]

Why must the dude commit cannibalism

[@saywhatnow2173]

@@ohhoonhoon6376 "This is the way"

[@e.ryderlee]

@@saywhatnow2173 lmao

[@nighthekogaming4967]

SCP 2845:i a god every scp come and kill em

[@quartxio]

"Wow, this deer lady looks really pretty." [a few mins later] *_"HE?"_* - disclaimer, i don't dislike the design at all! i think it's actually really nice

[@anxsaeri7780]

I thought the same

[@TheMetalHazard]

Jokes on you i am into that shit

[@kirism]

Furryism

[@winabells4206]

Ah yes, a trap

[@citra1885]

Wait- HE!?!? Oh my God i'm confused;-;....

[@loanswashere.]

Deer: break out Scp personal: why i hear boss music Scp foundation: TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@xxblacklitexx1370]

YES

[@zed.6645]

Breaks out* Personnel*

[@dont3834]

Dont Read my Profile Picture :)

[@loanswashere.]

@@zed.6645 sorry my guy if i edit the heart will disappear

[@admiralrex69]

WE WON!

[@slugpastetm7442]

I was ABOUT TO say, "Hey, at least the D class didn't die", but I guess that's not accurate.

[@Schneter]

Fun fact: It's not a D class that's eaten, it's literally a human baby

[@yacineamy]

☠️☠️☠️🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@yacineamy]

☠️☠️☠️🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Locoinmysleep]

Correct

[@Meloncolliepoet]

Yeah, I was wondering about that. Did they change it on the wiki, or did they just change it for this video?

[@Schneter]

@@Meloncolliepoet Just for the vid

[@megatronmotors221]

His father is Zeus when he was going through his deer phase!

[@jyotshnagogoi7109]

Why? Why would u put that picture in my head?

[@akalijhomentethi7983]

@Martin Todd Hol’ up- How does Zues make a baby with a bull- Bulls are males- well I guess anything is possible if you truly try

[@user-xs3lc4ky4h]

Actually the deer is more likely to be Cronus/Saturn who is Zeus's father.

[@akalijhomentethi7983]

@Martin Todd I think Io was turned /into/ a cow but- ugh. Does Zeus just fuck anything he sees?? 🤢

[@PavFed]

So Zeus fucked a deer?

[@UGNAvalon]

“Is a quad-roopt entity” - Now that’s the most interesting (& yet, surprisingly logical) pronunciation of the word “quad-ru-ped” that I’ve ever heard. xD

[@MrBraxyn]

I am pretty sure the guy also thinks instantaneous transmutation means it can teleport... boy needs a dictionary. Transmutation is not teleportation...

[@coverup2034]

@@MrBraxyn that part also had me confused lmao. Why was he blinking about when it's about transmutation

[@Official_Rz]

I don't know if English is actually his first language as he seems to slip up a few times per video. For instance, he says the full word "he is" in a sentence instead of just "he's."

[@figoeira]

@@MrBraxyn Maybe he is just taking notes off of what people have wrote on the website, and they said it there, and he just put it in his video. That might be a reason if that is how he makes his videos.

[@Artrysa]

He makes a lot of odd choices when it comes to pronunciation.

[@troyvalencia]

Arceus: _i have no gender_ Scp 2845: *are you sure about that?*

[@ricardohoang8452]

TheRubber: Pretty sure that this deer is female as I love it so much!

[@tkraid2575]

@@ricardohoang8452 also The Rubber: calls it a he lmao

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@tkraid2575 Damn it! It's so awkward 🤣

[@Hollyclown]

Can we appreciate the fact that they managed to contain a god within a 2-3 month period?

[@igorurban6080]

They could have done it sooner if they used a masterball

[@igorurban6080]

@Regular Channel You just caught SCP-2845,do you wanna give it a nickname Yes Enter nickname A S S P E N I S 3 minutes later Go Asspenis use XK class scenario

[@rollingsuricate6370]

Yes, we can

[@ladykarenprincess7871]

i bet it would be harder to catch a pig after escaping a slaughter house

[@arryn786]

Not exactly a god then tbh.

[@wcfranklinjr1997]

Nobody: The deer even sniff air outside the cell* Foundation: NUKE THE FUCKING DEEERR!!

[@bossieclover3866]

Nahh it will take 10 Alpha-Warheads to kill this green assed deer

[@stepforward7491]

Bruh this deer don't even want to harm anything

[@amonGustavo07]

@@stepforward7491 did you not watch the video lmao

[@dumacc218]

@@amonGustavo07 I’m too lazy to find the video part of the Deer wanting to harm anything. Please elaborate or maybe give us the time stamp.

[@diazalexanderjamess.4312]

@@dumacc218 2:46 *It aint much but its honest work*

[@axolotlsupreme7805]

Anything Strange: *Exists* SCP Foundation: Welcome to your pri...I MEAN new home!

[@xxblacklitexx1370]

Lol true

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

"There is only bigger prisons" -SCP 079

[@dont3834]

Dont read my Profile Picture :)

[@bullettime8760]

I mean for some scp it's technically their new home so they can't wonder around and disturb humanity's normal life

[@cristisava2430]

@@bullettime8760 yes like 073

[@alisonvega4205]

The Rubber: “Flute” *Shows a recorder* Me: *Triggered*

[@catasstrophy2316]

What got me was the “horizontal cone” which was actually just a cylinder. Wtf does horizontal cone even mean? Ps. that is a flute

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

@@catasstrophy2316 the word you are looking for is cylinder

[@catasstrophy2316]

@@natethenotsogreat8349 If you'd actually read what I said, I used that *exact* word :P

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

@@catasstrophy2316 I’m looking at my past self right now and thinking “how tf did I not notice that”

[@yuso.b854]

Scp foundation is like hardcore Pokemon, yanno. Gotta secure, contain, protect them all!

[@kari7403]

Lol! 😆 🤣 😂 👍

[@yacineamy]

Gtta contain them ALL (even at the cost of canabilism and torturing humans)

[@nightmarelife452]

Yes

[@KiyokaWasTaken]

🇱🇷

[@EungsuLee]

Fuckin Legendaries

[@thedirector9871]

"this is a deer" "dear god.." "theres more" "no" This File in a nutshell

[@henrystickmin3194]

tf2 refrence

[@Canadian_Zac]

This is a deer Deer God! Correct

[@WillusKenny]

I love you

[@ThoughtfulMarco]

God are mad

[@giornogiovanna5214]

This is a bucket.

[@yoshidasaki17703]

New strange object living or not: *exist* Class D personnel: *"oh deer..."*

[@robloxisanime6233]

Haha get it

[@Ambatublou620]

Lol

[@mememan4348]

You pfp no.. not again please

[@dont3834]

Dont Read my Profile Picture :)

[@dontlookatmyplaylists]

@@dont3834 I do what I want 😈

[@thaumielessa5051]

This is by far my favorite art and design for The DEER. Pretty.

[@mackuna]

D-Class personel: **exists** The Foundation: *Hippity Hoppity your entire life is now my property*

[@typicaltomo252]

*Hippity Hoppity your faith is now our property*

[@BFoehner]

*hipity hopity you privacy is now my property *

[@Xiiki]

The D in D-class is disposable.

[@LsdRaccoon]

Hipity hopity you [*REDACTED*] is now my property

[@voyager2866]

Facts

[@franciscabuguason7105]

SCP Personnel: "Did you did it?" Class - D Personnel: "Yes" SCP Personnel: "What did it cost?" Class - D Personnel: "My balls"

[@BoosterGoldest]

F in chat for that guy

[@blather7952]

F

[@Noogers]

F

[@sondwave93]

F

[@JojoEditor1970]

Didnt they eat him afterwards? F

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

Imagine explaining to someone that you became a cannibal to contain a God

[@mysticblue108]

I mean... when you look at other religions... some were valid

[@tomwright7308]

I am the 69th like

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Meh, I've done worse for reasons not even half as good. I say just own it, loud and proud!

[@Fzsl]

Animals, human, building, god Scp foundation:we contain them all

[@critikasalihmeylani]

Phenomenons too

[@strawberrymilk6666]

*“Gotta get em all!”*

[@Mike3.055.]

Yeah not god

[@critikasalihmeylani]

@@Mike3.055. I see you are not aware of scp-343.

[@Mike3.055.]

@@critikasalihmeylani yeah I am

[@daveguzman4595]

jesus christ imagine being the one doing all those containment procedures.

[@froggers8945]

Salute to the SCP janitors, salute.

[@bleflar9183]

Better than being the D class is those procedures.

[@redacted-19]

@@bleflar9183 ya mean babies not D-class Yeh it's babies on the wiki........

[@bleflar9183]

@@redacted-19 *oh fuck*

[@kos2919]

And the worst part they can't leave the building.

[@liarliarimonfire]

This gives the insult “DEER FACE” a new meaning.

[@jerinimo8917]

Fuowo

[@kozykave]

fr lol

[@louiesauras2403]

It is no longer an insult now

[@u_nderscore1]

Yes

[@concave.]

I have never heard that ever

[@thetrueauthor4210]

You should talk about Scp-1730. It’s so cool and deserves a animation.

[@uberfatamerican]

Wait what is that

[@DIOsNotDead]

@@uberfatamerican lmao you have the internet right in front of you, why you asking

[@jaquinhelp7298]

MTF Power rangers time!

[@lemonhateslime]

@@jaquinhelp7298 *huh ._.*

[@Styx_And_Stones]

@@uberfatamerican "what happened to site 13"

[@Bobas__2]

no one: how the SCP foundation nicknames SCPs: *it looks like a deer do well call it THE DEER*

[@XenBaker404]

I would have called it Saturn Deer

[@trueslavnick3680]

No one: Not a single soul: The foundation: "Let's name it THE DEER."

[@b04n]

*Deeeeeeeeeeeeeerr*

[@coolkid8031]

_d e e r_

[@ShadowTae]

dear

[@bubblepopgummystar]

@@ShadowTae Deer*

[@ShadowTae]

@@bubblepopgummystar I wasn't correcting them lmao I was carrying on with the comment chain until you responded

[@gianttacogod]

My favorite part of this scp is the fact that the scp foundation had to team up with the GOC just to slow it down.

[@gianttacogod]

@Min Thu global occult coalition. They are a group formed by the UN to kill scps instead of contain them.

[@kziila0244]

@@gianttacogod Which is not always a good thing. The chair that they tried to destroy is one such example, where it became a sentient and dangerous pile of mulch.

[@gianttacogod]

@@kziila0244 i know. I just like that the scp foundation was willing to work with the GOC.

[@kziila0244]

@Ban Hammer Global Occult Coalition. They destroy SCPs instead of containing them.

[@kaboomluong9373]

take a shot every time someone asks what the GOC is instead of searching it up

[@inkbubble532]

The way one seals away a god includes: sacrifices, masks, music, recitements, cannibalism or some other gruesome/freakish procedures Me: So, a cult then

[@josantiago3652]

Not even seal! Make him *BELIEVE* he is....

[@ChristopherDayStenonymous]

several minutes into the video: I cannot get over how heavy that thing is.

[@sammuelalcantara1178]

Plot twist: The deer god convinced the humans that they think they fooled it into thinking that they controlled it, but the deer god just want a long time vacation whatever it wants.

[@zetanone7211]

I think I actually read a tale where the deer said exactly that. Edit, here it is: www.scpwiki.com/party-of-gods

[@scottsebera4796]

read it's scp file, you're not far from it

[@akalijhomentethi7983]

@@scottsebera4796 Didn’t Dr. Miller say something along the lines of “these procedures do physically nothing, we are just tricking the god”?

[@scottsebera4796]

@@akalijhomentethi7983 in the scp files it's more of "were doing this for no other reason than to give a false sense of security to the other members of the foundation. This has no meaning to the God" but idk in the scp files it's called the Calabasses procedure

[@porkypig353]

That basically means everything that is living is called an object, anyways this is all fake you know that right? Nobody has any evidence of this being real!

[@lioneagle2555]

Last time I was this early therubber didn't make vids about SCPs.

[@maxeon0937]

So in his first video?

[@donbalderama9600]

Lol scp 049 in your pfp

[@VideosRiskUniversalis3]

For a second I thought the SCP foundation contained a innocent deer living it's own life.

[@kinsonlee8217]

Well technically you’re not wrong

[@aeroz3196]

That's what most SCPs are ngl, just entities or items trying to exist

[@samsunputih5608]

@@aeroz3196 682 wants to destroy humanity 106 is hunting them for sport 173 kills anyone who don't look at it

[@kinsonlee8217]

@@aeroz3196 Random deer gets traumatized for life after watching monkeys drink bottles of olive oil

[@alffiex7993]

@@aeroz3196 SCP kills human Human: why SCP: Your disgusting

[@judythompson479]

This deer: *laughter* I AM BULLETPROOF!

[@natethenotsogreat8349]

*minigun noises*

[@dumpydapillow8519]

Imagine losing your balls in order to keep a alchemist, alien, deer god from escaping a facility.

[@HaniSiKucing]

Imagine getting roasted literally and eaten to keep an alchemist, alien, deer god from escaping a facility.

[@daydreamer8877]

Imagine having to cook and eat babies

[@deusexvesania1702]

Imagine coming up with that stuff.

[@dumpydapillow8519]

@@HaniSiKucing Imagine imaging.

[@HaniSiKucing]

@@dumpydapillow8519 Imagine saying "Imagine imaging."

[@gromblereal]

imagine sealing an extremely powerful being that came from space and can change matter in an instant *by drinking olive oil*

[@Puppet_04]

And destroying a 2000 kg rock

[@darylplayz2637]

Can it easily escape?

[@ShapeShifterSystem]

And eating a baby. Rubber had to change the "roasting and eating of a human infant" into the d class, some things just won't be allowed on youtube.

[@bumsicle27]

Therapist: SCP Arceus isn’t real, he can’t hurt you SCP Arceus:

[@hiroshi-kwun]

Your profile pic looks something like pewdiepie profile pic a lil bit

[@MurdererOfRaypists]

Gotta contain em all

[@theoneandLui]

Is there a scp masterball?

[@averagearmyfan]

We need the master ball asap

[@Rio-cs6nx]

TheRubber is giving us all the security details in case we ever want to attack it or cause a breach.

[@lifecontimplation9743]

*Scientists building around the SCP* "We abouta reverse attack on titan this mf"

[@dinocha0s]

LMAOOO

[@spiralbaguette598]

Honestly why didn't king Fritz did that he could have used the collosal titan to kill a lotta people We're no strangers to love you know the rule and so do i

[@Joker-jw1iq]

@@spiralbaguette598 i don't understand

[@9.2muhammadibrahim35]

@@spiralbaguette598 is that rick roll

[@PurpleArkStudio]

"This is a deer" "No" "There's more" "No" -The entire SCP-2845 article

[@NotJohnTanner]

Deer god

[@gamingahmedrobot7293]

@@NotJohnTanner its arceus from pokemon

[@Jeb.07]

wow, someone was quick to steal your comment

[@dont3834]

Dont Read my Profile Picture :)

[@matrich__5155]

Bruh

[@arandompersonthatcommented2121]

Me: Sees thumbnail Also me: Grabs master ball

[@yasas2439]

Gotta catch them all

[@YourAverageNormalHumanBeing]

Wait no that's mine pokemon!

[@sophianorman5312]

Who else thinks The Deer kinda looks like a legendary pokemon with its ring and large deer like body?

[@Human_traain]

Who not

[@ThatOneAltAccount143]

Arceus

[@theblaze2294]

virizion?

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

everyone: 2021 cant get any worse scps: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@ElNoobYT1]

_D O N ' T_

[@chocolatechara01]

As soon as I see that SCP 682, 096, and 173 escaped im blaming it on you

[@bruh-dv9mm]

@@chocolatechara01 bruh

[@gypeegonzales518]

@@chocolatechara01 yeah this year i blame china next year ones that happens i dont want it anymore i will blame you

[@JustYourNormalDayDude]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@harrisonhamilton5284]

The people making divinations for a weird ass deer god: *Random bullshit go!* Edit: Why the hell are people still liking this? This is a low effort comment

[@mariconvongerm3269]

If I remember correctly these were a reference to ancient mythology. The castration through sickle or scythe for example was a reference to the castration of Uranus by the titan Cronus.

[@harrisonhamilton5284]

@@mariconvongerm3269 Huh, well then: *Not entirely random bullshit go!*

[@shouldi9283]

@@harrisonhamilton5284 still bullshit but less

[@UGNAvalon]

@@shouldi9283 *Researched Bullshit GO!!*

[@bossieclover3866]

*Green chained asshole, GO!*

[@MrVhampOfficial]

therubber: *sends video* Everyone: “Everyday we stray further to god.”

[@CougheePls]

*from

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

100th like

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

It's all no one cares? ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[@aadityamangalam394]

Why?

[@bradDark6941]

@@CougheePls no don't correct him he meant it the opposite way of how it's said

[@zhafinaeliza2401]

I’m almost a bit sad but not disappointed that it’s a keter class. It’s gorgeous

[@nisargvagh3342]

The expressions of Rubber were so funny. From angry to sad to afraid and sly all pretty well done. 😊😁

[@GalaxVerse]

Because rubber can be molded into different shapes

[@nisargvagh3342]

@@GalaxVerse yeah

[@archdruidbookwalter951]

United States Government: "Does the ritual work?" SCP Foundation: "No, but actually yes."

[@trueslavnick3680]

It doesn't work but it works.

[@Bravo-Tango]

It works because the SCP believes it works

[@Juber777]

"I'm not saying it's aliens... But it's aliens"

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

SCP Foundation: **Does bunch of weird rituals that do basically nothing** The Deer: Guess I'm powerless now \/(0-0)\/

[@zaltaintheshade8225]

This is actually how they contain like 5 different old god entities. The old gods dont really think as much as they just know so if you convince them that they know they are powerless they become powerless

[@wify0241]

I saw another theory where its kind of like a placebo pill. It believes the ritual contains it, it believes it can’t escape and since it is a god its thought is its reality . It is essentially creating its own prison

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

@@wify0241 cool!

[@wify0241]

@@thefungiwhisperer2313 it might not be completely accurate but it works to me

[@RosieRoan]

SCP-343: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[@M1lza]

The deer: let's see what the humans doing. *seeing them eat one of them, knowing outside there are a bounch more of them* The deer: i think i stay here a little longer.

[@vampiricsaiyan]

Everyone else's comments: *dear jokes* Mine: HE HAS AMONG US TOYS ON HIS MONITOR

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

Finally I was scrolling to see someone would notice that!

[@gunterhunter9943]

Timestamp?

[@jmoneysniperyt4427]

Scp-9999 among us. object class keter

[@zvlo_9550]

@@gunterhunter9943 6:55

[@alubbert]

@bing 853 same

[@callapratt7927]

SCP researcher: it’s time. Now my giant soldier of stone, attack the moon!

[@jamesd8169]

SCP: But thats against the rules!

[@callapratt7927]

The deer: screw the rules I have green fur!

[@biockgaming1482]

Class D on radio: What?

[@Nickalyss]

YUGIOH REFRENCE OF SHIT

[@callapratt7927]

@@biockgaming1482 ok that one killed me. Thank you for such an epic finish to the joke

[@Machudous]

How could you not be suspicious of these stories when information and detail on each creature is so oddly specific?

[@ivanlol7153]

It’s almost like it’s made up by a community…that would be wild!!

[@SCP--pr1yd]

Scp 2845: found around Christmas Everyone: OMG ITS ONE OF SANTAS REINDEER

[@broken_truffle]

Omg yesh

[@walnutkitsune1737]

Santa has a hybrid reindeer :0

[@garybrown2039]

That and it’s fitting due to the Jupiter/Saturn alignment happening now during the holidays. The two planets are also named after the Roman gods that are father and son. If anyone says life isn’t poetic I’d mention this video being released right here.

[@maryannaclado2367]

When dasher got naughty with arceus and a human mask

[@freeguylover]

@@maryannaclado2367 three some

[@Paint_the_idiot]

*me sees the fanart after seeing the video* IS THAT MY ART OH GOD IM SOO HAPPY

[@doctorreform1380]

This sounds like someone’s MLP OC.

[@lukepeters1144]

-actually a god -could kill everything if it wanted -knows every kind of magic -is probably friends with charizard

[@doctorreform1380]

@@lukepeters1144 Yup, see?

[@spooderlover3512]

*Has the face a nondescript man*

[@reizoko7711]

how do you know that? What if its god

[@yunggeeko8751]

Well, its the god Saturn as an SCP

[@santinouchina1830]

pokemon fans: arceus me a genshin fan: mountain shaper adeptus

[@questionablevideosiwatch5467]

Sorta looks a bit like Cloud Retainer too tbh

[@definitelynotlucas4901]

You mean Moon Carver

[@ChaoticNeutralGoth]

It even has similar pillar making abilities like Zhongli

[@mecha1105]

I think you meant Moon Carver.

[@Oxford_10]

Every body gangsta until SCP-Arceus gets angry

[@leafwhite6376]

HHHHOW does anyone determine such a random series of rituals and words to contain a god? Who the hell went "We found an SCP in the woods" and some researcher went "Castration... oil... c-cannibalism."

[@nanomachines2985]

i don't remember if the SCP wiki has anything about this, but this ritual is actually a parallel to greek mythos. the people in the beginning with the different masks are different greek gods, and the one who declared himself "king" is zues, the castration represents Apollo castrating Zeus for sleeping around on his mom and having illegitimate children or something, then Apollo throws the balls into the ocean so that Zeus can't have more kids, and the cannibalism is Zeus getting pissed and eating his children, but the vomiting represents one of his children crawling back out. i'm not 100% on it, but that's roughly what happens and what all the ritual represents. crazy stuff!

[@leafwhite6376]

@@nanomachines2985 Youre wrong on some of your Greek Myth, it was Uranus who was castrated and Kronos who ate his children

[@nanomachines2985]

@@leafwhite6376 there it is, yes. Lol it's been a while since I've read about it

[@aldrichbenedictusparealla5065]

@@leafwhite6376 yeah pretty much the entire 'ritual' circles around the concept of the titan Kronos, to put it simply eaxh rituals are done to give the Deer an impression that it is The Titan Kronos or a myths similliar to that, making it believe that itself that deity which bound it to the rituals.

[@aldrichbenedictusparealla5065]

Ps.there's amuch more detailed on the reference of each rituals on a similiar video somewhere in youtube.

[@yourcluelessastronaut549]

There is so many interesting SCPs’ to learn about which is awesome

[@allenjohn6721]

It is interesting to know.

[@trialbruh6063]

There is one of a Canadian Moose Prostitute with tentacles

[@poohpisone3326]

This is won of de best channel to learn from

[@mynameisanon9636]

6:33, I LOVE the alarm sound, I wish I could listen to it without the talking!

[@oldneanderthal]

People: oh it's a deer scp- Literally everything else: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@kari7403]

?

[@maxshafer7287]

@@kari7403 It's a reference to a old cartoon called vegtales and also a meme for some reason.

[@oldneanderthal]

@@kari7403 The other part of the joke I made was the fact that there's more then just the deer as an scp, and it included so much.

[@w3rd023]

dude this guy hasn’t been on KZbin for even that long and he already is at one mill WTH? this guy is idk lol

[@rattlesnake1224]

His voice is so soothing too :o

[@ignatiuseugenelionelcahyok7237]

@@rattlesnake1224 ye

[@b.iquitoso9695]

The rubber has the right connections and money. Love the content.

[@w3rd023]

@@rattlesnake1224 YES IKR

[@w3rd023]

@@b.iquitoso9695 same

[@Sally.C]

I'm surprised nobody tried to send in the Lizard as they seem to always use 682 for any bullshit happening in the foundation

[@samsunputih5608]

What do you mean they rarely use 682 if it's not a test

[@AdamWhistle1]

The Deer is even more difficult to contain than 682. There is no way to test anything with 2845 because any change in its containment could risk escape and 2845 is contained by a house of cards. 682 can be reliably contained by keeping it in acid, but 2845 is contained because it is fooled into thinking it is contained.

[@secondsein7749]

@@AdamWhistle1 pretty much. Not to mention the more terrifying fact that the deer would fight the lizard and since the lizard would survive, the deer might not stop or do something even more dangerous to destroy the lizard.

[@if7723]

@@AdamWhistle1 That seems to be quite the reverse. The consultants the Foundation brought in have made it pretty clear that containment of 2845 is complicated in nature but is quite easy to follow through on with the correct levels of capital. 682 on the other hand has a history of multiple containment breeches because unlike 2845 it can come up with novel attempts of escape and actively wants to kill its captors.

[@Sally.C]

Guys I meant it more like The deer can make these stone thing stuff, what happens when it's used on 682? I never said they should fight, I just say they use 682 for a handful of SCPs for tests, so they can finally kill 682 They used 682 on the Tickle monster too or 053 and 682 gets along with them just fine, even if the Foundation at least probably expected that 682 would attack the Young Girl / 053

[@luckydr2623]

SCP2845: I will end this world and all its inhabitants! _sees ritual_ SCP2845: Interesting

[@intergalactic_imperialist]

Oh god that poor Class-D person got his *thing* taken out from his body.

[@adelk6239]

Thing plural. 🙄

[@kannakamui1751]

@@adelk6239 Hey you seem to be fun at parties.

[@adelk6239]

What's a party

[@cluthestavico9196]

Egg

[@grav8455]

@@adelk6239 ._.

[@1yearsago476]

scp name: THE DEER New people who does not know about scps: *thats it?*

[@Cheeselord23]

Lol

[@mirzapramudya1580]

Oh DEER GOD

[@jeffsadventures8924]

Also do u know 096 the shy guy probably one of the most well known scp's the very scp who is very popular but will "eat" all those who look at it soooo oooo yeah random fact

[@B58-Minecraft]

@@jeffsadventures8924 everybody knows that Edit: simple explanation of 096: large guy that kills guy who saw its face

[@mirzapramudya1580]

@@B58-Minecraft nope, it's big white guy with Hard Anxiety

[@RH777]

SCP-2845: yeah let's just escape real quick The researchers: *doing some nonsensical rituals* SCP-2845: fair enough i am staying here

[@MrTrollmaster0]

You’re making a lot easier to know scps, good job

[@mister_muffin3625]

Looks like the forest spirit from princess mononoke has a lost sibling.

[@gayfrogs6985]

I’m pretty sure it is due to the DJ scenario is called strike down the moon

[@gayfrogs6985]

Xk not DJ I hate auto correct

[@CorelUser]

DIO BESTIA

[@BlackToastee]

Facts

[@sirpumpkin99]

Im sad that I didnt get to watch that one

[@Deltvin]

"Dear god" "Well, most likely"

[@jonjoni8460]

Lol!

[@alexheisenberg3112]

*DEER GOD*

[@liutjinsiu9689]

Why is this so unessecerely funny

[@British__]

LALALALALLALALALLALALA

[@p3t3blight]

Me: I hope the next scp is a good one The rubber: Meet THE DEER

[@DrHorrors]

LOL

[@Unforgiving_Eye]

Damn, the containment procedure for this scp is quite unique.

[@graywolfdremurr6038]

SCP Foundation: we found an anomalous entity The entity literally five seconds later: ight imma head out

[@FizzyPopVevo]

Friend: “So What is one of the most powerful entities in the SCP universe?” Me: *D E E R*

[@wheresdarice3988]

*D E E R*

[@wheresdarice3988]

*D E E R*

[@josiahlalrineng4010]

Oh deer

[@jeffsadventures8924]

Friend:where?!

[@josiahlalrineng4010]

@@jeffsadventures8924 I get it

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

"HEY GUYS LOOK I FOUND THE LITERAL GOD OF POKÈMON!"

[@ashleyr6809]

They say Arceus is the "pokemon god"

[@belenbruzon8475]

Looks more like virizion for me tho

[@jyotidoley3308]

I was thinking of commenting this comment before I saw this

[@somdattsable5540]

Arceus

[@Cinko420]

Krabby boi "Yi-velt-al" is the God of death

[@lastofthe4horsemen279]

Only The Rubber uses ice ring suspension as hula hoop! Love it.

[@hiway19891]

When the ritual is just a common Christmas party until they brought a D-class in

[@kirism]

"we can make a religion out of this"

[@itzpeter8235]

No Don't

[@codyzuniga5504]

049 when did you get out?!?!? We talked about this.

[@davemiller1567]

YESSS

[@notdead8847]

LOL

[@jheyagev5920]

bill wurtz? 😂

[@Carryout_Donkey693]

Everyone: "Oh, Space deer pokemon!" Me: "This is a really cool looking boss, I want to fight it!!!"

[@tolookbackonforme]

Good luck, I hope you saved the game.

[@Escova_LuMa]

F I G H T T H E L I Z A R D

[@s.s.haswanthselvan7064]

It'll just turn you into a pillar man(I said pillar and then man but it was like "pillar man" (Ayayayai))

[@tolookbackonforme]

@@s.s.haswanthselvan7064 AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

[@prolegend151thechaos8]

space deer type: G O D

[@zerox227x]

who knew that this deer just needed to be a twitch streamer to be happy

[@balthros3945]

I see you fellow cult member I see you.