SCP-303 The Doorman (SCP Animation)

TheRubber bring you SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-303 Animation.
LIKE & SUBSCRIBE to TheRubber Channel Today!
SCP 303, also known as The Doorman, its head is dominated by an extremely large mouth, which bears a set of oversized human teeth.
How To Send Fan Art:
- Email in PNG/JPEG format to: [e-mail]
or
- Send through our FB Page messenger: / therubberanimation
By submitting artwork to TheRubber, you give us the right to publish your piece(s) on our KZbin channel. You will be fully credited with your name/alias.
If you don't see your fan art in this video, it might have been scheduled to next video, so stay tuned!
This video, being derived from www.scp-wiki.net/scp-303, is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

[@jaydeedoan3022]

I like how the showering woman sobbed "quietly, as to not disturb 303," she may be scared, but she still polite.

[@doobahbeep]

I do it all the time when my parents argue to not disturb them too! edit:my mom broke her arm. they dont argue as much.

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

I'm pretty sure she was expecting it to eat her face, soul or a meatier part of her (Badum-tch) and was trying not to make noise even though it likely knew she was there

[@foolishkovane]

@@doobahbeep ...oh-

[@johnrogers527]

@@doobahbeep yeah! Same! :D

[@ksubswithoutAnyvideoscha-ns9xr]

@@doobahbeep same oof- mine allways have to argue about something- this one time my parents here arguing if athletes had sex before a competition or not-

[@tomatogenesis]

SCP-303: I fear no man, but that thing... *"SCP-729-J"* *...IT SCARES ME.*

[@frostbite7553]

bruh

[@Alicia_polo]

Scp-303: DOCTOR I WILL LEAVE IF YOU DONT SHOW ME THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE Doctor: didn’t you fear no man :/

[@Whenyouwhenyouwhenyouwhenyouwh]

me to

[@thecheto_manxd5842]

I like the one that gives you a hug to ur neck! Every person I hugged died am I doing soemthing wrong like my scp freind scp tato?

[@vikiisaturkey2629]

JUST BRING THE DANG LIZARD ITS NOT THAT HARD

[@uhyes2392]

SCP-682: You cannot defeat me! The foundation: I know but he can. SCP-729-J: *INTENSE STARING*

[@nobodyimportant1190]

SCP 682: You can't scare me! Foundation: I know, but he can. SCP 173: HEY MOTHER F*****ER

[@Ambreil]

_"Long story short, we reclassed SCP-682 as Neutralized. You don't even want to fucking know how this little fucker killed it." - Dr. Foxfield_

[@gravity3436]

“Don’t hit women” The SCP foundation: we dont hit women, we torture them

[@forhecan]

alpha male grindset

[@keketski5430]

Everyone there doesnt have gender they have personnel class numbers

[@keketski5430]

@@monoytnecoproductions1997 yeah

[@toastuh1937]

XD this made me laugh , though I am a *w o m a n*

[@vergil5164]

@@toastuh1937 open the door now 🙂🔪

[@ThomasTherianos]

The scariest thing about 303 is the fact that he can steal your coffee.

[@bottleflipbabysandbananas]

𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖔

[@itzshyama7873]

Nooo my coffee ;-;)

[@coffeecartoons5345]

I need coffee every morning

[@zombiesoldier54]

You better not steal my coffee or I'll come for you.

[@chocolatemilk4917]

Petty theif boi

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Guard: "Open the door." D 303: "No, I can't." Guard: "Why?" D 303: "Because, the SCP will hurt me." Guard: "That's the point."

[@marcymacymiky5016]

For some reason as soon as I saw "open the door" my brain did this: "Open the door" "No" "....why not???" "You guys are gonna yell at me"

[@marcymacymiky5016]

@@VeyprskFAL XD

[@marcymacymiky5016]

@Lilyanna White Hey, I like your profile picture

[@PanzerkampfwagenVIAusfE]

Not trying to seem like a know it all but it's D-303-2

[@bunsun2954]

I’m wheezing rn-

[@ThePellizzetti]

When I was a kid, I hated sleeping with the door closed. At time, I would always feel a bad presence behind the door, like it had something listening and (somehow) watching me, waiting for me to come close to the door. Needless to say but, to me, this is by far the spookiest SCP.

[@pizzaboi8226]

It's way more scary when the doors are open. Kid you was weird man.

[@dragonsticknodes]

@@pizzaboi8226 ye

[@Vergilsolosyourfavouriteverse]

​@@pizzaboi8226 ye

[@FICUSULXD189]

@@pizzaboi8226 ye

[@sparkycakey]

nah he a G

[@ThatDumbYoutubeUser]

i like how they really just dont care about it being there, they're just like "oh look its 303's room, guess i'll leave"

[@khornetto]

Gotta love how the foundation just happily kills people for being unable to comply due to anomalous effects.

[@fazediamondback617]

It's not like that but OK... (it is)

[@timatima1583]

Dnehjjdjddjjd😭🗺️😱💀🕵️👮🌎🌁 jdhdjshhdj!!!!

[@davidjohnson4171]

Well D class are all death row inmates, so they're dead either way.

[@khornetto]

@@davidjohnson4171 I highly doubt there's that many death row inmates to feed the foundation all over the world, specially considering civilized countries don't have death penalty.

[@davidjohnson4171]

@@khornetto Well, believe it or not, that's the canonical reason.

[@tired_artist69]

“303 was later found in the supply closet, sucking its thumb” daily mood

[@savannahharman1299]

man just wanted his coffee creamer i would suck my thumb too

[@chicachickenneedshelp6545]

Cute babeh

[@Vee-.]

Am I the only one who thinks that's cute

[@goodgaming4222]

@@Vee-. no ur not

[@wither5673]

i feel that

[@genieeme4428]

This dude is The Foundation's very own Peeves. Nobody bothers to get rid of it while he hoards stuff and does mischief.

[@heyu2395]

Well except for the church of the broken god

[@ElChehGuevara]

This poor guy seems so polite, yet so terrifying.

[@FatFetus37]

The Doorman: Staring at a naked woman also The Doorman: *E R E C T S T A N C E*

[@satan9830]

oh no

[@chingychangy3821]

horny SCP

[@Meme-lb5ct]

@@chingychangy3821 LoL

[@opaldrawz797]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA HELL I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AAAAAAA MAH GAWD AAAAAAAA*

[@gybhuhhu2796]

Why

[@EpicNerd]

this isn't exactly "containment", it's more like, tolerating and dealing with it's presence.

[@tkimb3]

Lol if it's not hurting anybody

[@Mars0Bars]

@@tkimb3 it trapped someone in a room till they dehydrated and eviscerated a whole site just cause he wanted to steal another scp

[@user-cq5oy5uh3y]

@@Mars0Bars he wanted to save his comrade

[@Mars0Bars]

@@user-cq5oy5uh3y maybe, the only ones that know are those two lol

[@waavyy]

Mars Bars he died bc of bad design, if every room had 2 doors nothing would happen

[@Redw_lf]

6:04 “Hello child, what brings you h- wait.... THAT’S NO CHILD, THAT’S AN SCP!”

[@RealKemonoegen]

8:28 I love how the guard missed the alarm button

[@samclark2522]

Bruh my guy is just playing a game of hide and seek. But it’s hard for him to stop breathing so loud cause he has asthma.

[@realwhigmaster]

😔

[@elizabethweekley2226]

Do you mean he has breathn't

[@raymundoaustria5821]

@@elizabethweekley2226 yes

[@samclark2522]

Zander’s Daily videos, dude same.

[@mangocharger5480]

Give this 303 an inhaler Or don’t so you can hear him

[@o__o.6212]

Poor guy. He doesn't even seem to hate people, they're just terrified of him.

[@mooshie1738]

iKR :(

[@xaviernavarro4713]

So sad its probably friendly

[@EvilEMG]

@@xaviernavarro4713 Not friendly, problably docile.

[@xaviernavarro4713]

@@EvilEMG ok thank you,,but I like him and how does he harm people like they said any ideas

[@EvilEMG]

@@xaviernavarro4713 It causes fear, lots of fear. The causes of death is unknown, maybe paralyzed.

[@iskandarshah1029]

I like how one of the guard missed the lock down button 2 times

[@aoshi9254]

7:05 holy shit it's 1:34am for me right now

[@marcuslee5482]

holy shit

[@andyvassileff6592]

I love the fact that this SCP just straight up exited the room and said *nope* when he noticed the dangerous plush toy on the other side.

[@HolyDiverOFFICIALLITY]

“Nope” *RUN AWAY, SMOKEY!*

[@Oliver-Thyella]

“First you say no!” N O . “Then you get outta there!” Proceeds to gtfo.

[@grzexd]

@@HolyDiverOFFICIALLITY NIIIIGEEEEEERUUUUNNNNDAAAYOOOOOOO SMOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEY

[@lukenabaro9026]

SCP-303: *teleports to a door* Foundation staff: :( AAAAAAAAAA SCP-729-J: *exists* SCP-303: absolutely not

[@FelicityRando]

what most likely he tried to say “come in,adios now *proceeds to run away*”

[@coconuttree9719]

"It's an ender man only without eyes." "It steals random objects and admires them."

[@veorangejuice733]

096 is more like an enderman in a way that if you look at their face they will try to kill you (scp 096 albino enderman?)

[@ThatPcGamerGuy]

Haha and I’m a smart humanoid fishman

[@coconuttree9719]

@@veorangejuice733 That's true as well but I just wanted to highlight this guy since I watched this video hours before watched the shy guy's.

[@dwag6136]

I read ender like elder

[@Dream_SansLovER]

it is won :o

[@paulsgaming5143]

0:42 FIGURE’S LONG LOST BROTHER?!?

[@ABELISINCORRECT]

Figure (Doors) :Who are you? Doorman: Im you, but better

[@Theredrocketchannel]

Real

[@francisrizzo2988]

I really like this guy because he doesn’t pull the whole “creepy guy” voice. He’s just talking like an infographics channel and I vibe with it lol.

[@Iloveamerica999]

IKR plus it makes the scp not scary and the cute drawing of his character xd

[@geahgwynnavales3834]

ahahhahah true

[@neminem233]

I also like SCP Animated, Tales from the foundation as instead of summarizing, it just tells the story in unique voices, without all the excess creepiness.

[@heresjohnny2885]

Ya not like that douchebag chills. Everytime he talks I wanna punch him in the face

[@Apple-qo3uw]

@@heresjohnny2885 ..how chills* speaks is how he always speaks

[@AshenRean]

Rubber: "He doesn't mean to inflict fear nor does he verbally or physically engage personnel" Me: :) Rubber: *lists off multiple cases where many people died or went crazy* Me: :(

[@ph03n1xfn6]

you can not mean to do something doesnt mean you didnt do it

[@EvsGamer]

that is like my reaction lol

[@stevengreen9536]

I suspect 303 is giving off some kind of fear inducing pheromone the SCP Foundation has not detected yet.But what is really curious is that one female scientist was unaffected by him.Plus it seemed to instinctively detect the dangerous anomaly she carried in her bag and fled before being exposed to it.

[@theElliotPalmer]

SCP-303: :(

[@tokoyamifumikage961]

Lol don’t worry it’s not real it’s for fun :)

[@TH3FRUITRIX]

Thumbnail is making me laugh so hard. It reminds me of that meme, when youre walking past your friends class

[@TheMasterGamer69420]

Bro, I love the way SCP-303 is so well understood but so well misunderstood at the same time.

[@hadley7081]

Scp 303: *watches chick shower* Chick showering: “he’s just standing there MENACINGLY!”

[@legomanas4702]

Nice patrick star reference

[@wrarr3041]

lol

[@ightg6141]

@Ejaz Mohammed so should it be: It's just standing there MENACINGLY!'' ??

[@thegooddinggleberry]

Just look at him directly, he'll leave.

[@nathanpepin1678]

Nah not menacingly erectly

[@ShaboingboingBouncer]

The doorman isn’t even a bad guy, he’s just kind of like the guy who scares you around corners sometimes.

[@bluebeka2458]

He is also a perv

[@jonas-savimbi3765]

Just a curious guy tryna say hello

[@thelastsaiyan6287]

@@bluebeka2458 hes gender less how can he be a pev do you see a penis

[@capitalistball2924]

@@thelastsaiyan6287 You can be a perv even if you are genderless.

[@thelastsaiyan6287]

@@capitalistball2924 hes not a pev tho hes not sexualy atracted to any one

[@F.xingSimp]

Man, this one’s a mood. Hide in a supply closet, steal materials, be caught wandering around occasionally. Sorta relatable really.

[@headlites33]

303, manifesting himself near the door and wheezing: "look I don't want any trouble, I'm just here fore some coffee and coffee creamer." Guard : "one I'll let you i-" *touches door handle* *fear* SCP 303: *stops wheezing* *sighs* " *I'm never gonna get my coffee, am I?* "

[@tituskimbler1462]

" Physically or *Verbally* " so what do you think he was straight up gonna beatbox

[@mushymushroommeat7558]

Talking

[@Caroline-vx4nm]

PFFTTT I CAN IMAGINE 303 BEAT BOXING-

[@greenwoodandwack9744]

*wheeze beat boxing* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* is all you would hear.

[@whitething6103]

If I saw that thing beatboxing I would have nightmares for weeks

[@goose4349]

303: LEMME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT-

[@neutralknight.6862]

He doesn’t even want to scare anybody, that’s kind of sad.

[@ragnorocklordjesus796]

PenisMcDickballs. Nice username bro

[@rudzik1692]

@@ragnorocklordjesus796 Said "Ragnorock lord Jesus"

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

Scp sympathizer!

[@andersoncruz_ataxca8929]

Doors!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!😋😋😋

[@ex0spher_e]

why did you stop uploading

[@sugardonut7601]

I love how he just listed like 6 weird ass things that 303 stole And then powdered Coffee Creamer Me too buddy, Me too.

[@derek_mr272]

“Instead of normal facial features, it’s head is dominated with an extremely huge mouth” Yep, just like us Bri’ish folks

[@alexanderszewc9448]

Plot twist: Scp-303 is attempting to produce coffee, but doesn't understand how to make it.

[@michaelstewart4259]

Poor guy

[@someweirdperson2847]

Poor guy, he just wants to make coffee instead he’s someone who’s feared :(

[@lunareclipse6447]

Hes the God of all SCP's

[@theangelofdarkness2903]

Someone should leave coffee outside his favorite room

[@goodsir9622]

ya and hence he called scp 899 and 573 to help him

[@unprepared9732]

Did you seriously just say that 303 was standing “Erect” next to a naked woman lmao

[@JLCastillo]

Unprepared how else would you describe scp 303 situation?

[@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981]

Juan u could have said he was standing up right

[@huzaifaqadri7371]

XD

[@huzaifaqadri7371]

He’s just kidding stop tilting

[@kenedmund5659]

Unprepared but is i heard it’s sexless

[@chickenroast653]

He seems like a cool guy I think he just wants to chill by himself

[@Lukboo]

The man seems so chill, If I was instructed to go in there I would, the guy seems chill lol

[@Poojadsouz]

This guy is a legend, he stands right next to one scp without it killing him.

[@imretarded4841]

Or maybe he is a scp too.

[@rodolfogarcia-palacios1981]

He's an immortal scp that every other scp fears

[@mtfzeta0lieutenant940]

@ MLG Ninja Squad , yes

[@mtfzeta0lieutenant940]

@ Sean Patrick G. Lee , Yep

[@nonamegivemeaname7746]

Who wanna hear GORG PAG for no reason

[@IzeecClarke]

Nobody: SCP-303: My Goals are Beyond your Understanding

[@koba5152]

r/engrish Edit: nvm he edited it move along

[@IzeecClarke]

@@koba5152 lmao

[@maze7873]

@Robotnik no u

[@chrisquesadilla7906]

Doom Kid u

[@infernogaming8082]

Can u blame him for liking cofee?

[@badpantz2969]

“DOOR man” “Figure” Aw yeah, it’s all coming together

[@SubspaceTripmine27]

The guard in the blanket feels like me at 4 AM after having a really good dream but waking up in the middle of it

[@funngames7195]

SCP-573 is a flute that can control children, SCP-899 is a anomaly that takes form of phantom children, SCP-303 is up to something...

[@coreym162]

I think SCP-899 is up to something and we have this all wrong like the video implies with SCP-899 winking. The flute could just as easily could have been taken to prevent others from abusing it and SCP-303 was either ordered or of it's own free will stole that stuff to feed, entertain (SCP-899 is a phantom child that might just have creepy interests and they might like surgical and sharp things.. ``\_(-_-)_/' ' ) and take care of SCP--899. What makes me say that is why is SCP-303 harmless 99% of the time and was only responsible for killing only one person that was SCP Staff by trapping them when it usually leaves after a while and the only ones who have the most trouble with the creature are D-Personnel and MTF? That lady in the shower thing is weird too. Weird! What if the guy trapped was a child predator and the woman might have been of interest to one of the SCP's as maybe a mother figure. Who knows. All I know is the phantom child wanted to be free and SCP-303 was happy to help. Neither could hurt each other and they can see the other so, I don't think it's malicious.

[@spadeboi4055]

I think he's making himself a child

[@khloemills4467]

@@spadeboi4055 OH YA MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT

[@CapitalistCactus]

Im getting pied piper vibes ngl

[@cercieshaia9498]

The way it acts makes you wonder if SCP-303 could be a child too or have the mentality of one.

[@Union398]

“THIS COFFEE CREAMER IS MINE” scp 303 declared loudly from the cabinet

[@mariannabelov5557]

“M Y, P R E C I O U S”

[@BruhMoment-iu2qx]

HE TOOK THE CREAM

[@papaicebreakerii8180]

NOW SHALL’ST I REQUEST THE CREAM

[@mariannabelov5557]

YOUR REQUSt has been answeredth

[@Groudon_Jz]

He is tired you know of working

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

Most SCPs: You exist, you die. 303: Haha me like coffee creamer oh no hooman spoopy

[@Not_Adam001]

*_"OPEN THE NOOR"_* -The researcher, probably.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

I feel like 303 is just scared of everyone and especially 729-J. And just finds it fun to play hide n seek while doing it

[@kireleag3568]

Everyone is scared of 729-J (except Dr Hessen), even 682 ("Long story short, we reclassed SCP-682 as Neutralized") 729-J is one of my favorite Joke SCPs

[@matyaskassay4346]

joke scps aren't supposed to be taken as canon, and all stories including them are also jokes.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@matyaskassay4346 lies.

[@bread1301]

Hmmmm I never thought about that?

[@angel-vu5fq]

Ikr but he's still scary 😍 ( ･ั﹏･ั)

[@SourPickle-bv9gd]

imagine trying to live and everyone was just so scared of you, much sad

[@AnimatronIsHere]

i feel attacked, thank you.

[@Mr_Meowity420]

You're mad, I'm back, big mad he's mad, she's mad, big sad ha-ha! Don't care! Stay mad! A ha a ha aha

[@popidopilo2521]

I do not get what’s scary about him he looks scary but never physically hurts them it mentally hurts them not on purpose. Also the one were scp 303 Takes the coffee and other things that’s aren’t good but he likes coffee

[@great_channel]

@@Mr_Meowity420 belle dolphin

[@SourPickle-bv9gd]

Fun Kids it’s not that he looks scary or something like that, it’s just that he has like an aura

[@goosifyed9717]

Damn . That’s one epic science project 303 is making.

[@poisonedcheeseproductions]

the abrupt endings to your videos are hilarious

[@AnnabelleSamwich]

He is jut vibing and everyone else is disturbing his vibe then he got some friends that were not scared to vibe with

[@blueantic5719]

Ikr

[@wtouellette]

He needs more friends

[@Jakeee931]

So he’s actually pretty nice, but he’s just shy, and spooky looking Edit: This comment aged well... also I made this comment before I saw him do bad things

[@jocosesonata]

Are you describing me or 303?

[@pepper4632]

Jocose Sonata lmao mood

[@rafit_3986]

and a serial killer

[@Shakiahjprod]

He has killed an entire containment area. I don't think that's nice

[@enemyshadowdemon]

@@Shakiahjprod maybe hes *very shy*

[@moustachiomoustache8933]

So basically 303 is playing creative mode and just trolls the entire foundation.

[@unofficialmaxzack22]

SCP 303: "I'm scared I don't want other people to be scared from me but I still want coffee"

[@Jetstreamsammy]

It's funny how a cute rubber is talking about creatures that can kill you if they feel like it

[@user-mq5sr8jt7e]

Ehh i am just feeling like going on a rampage and destroying a city

[@nsbp-8866]

Denny Farting mayby dont

[@olived8620]

pretty sure u just copied my comment from the “Red Sea object” vid :/

[@gabrielflorea8124]

@@olived8620 or maybe people have same ideas?

[@hydeang7045]

Dd$+$&84+)$$)$+:$)$)kakakzllK?

[@x1alt_f41x]

Bruh leave my man alone he just wanted his damn coffee creamer

[@shatom17]

I agree with lime! Scp 303 just wants some coffee creamer.

[@elakosu]

The SCP agents: ah shit we ran out of coffee creamer

[@BHawk420]

revised special containment procedures: 1 container of powdered coffee creamer is to be supplied to the second floor storage room every week

[@generalgrievous2202]

He evicerated an entire site....

[@BHawk420]

@@generalgrievous2202 for his coffee

[@beans3669]

“That’s the figure from roblox” literally everybody who has played doors

[@sdwskyler9062]

The woman in the shower was one of the best guards in the facility and struck the shower out of self defense.

[@narwhallord4267]

Imagine you're trying to test this skinless, faceless monster while you're armed with nothing but a marshmallow bunny and the thing just decides to open the door and walk away after greeting you in.

[@muppet9284]

303 was terrified lol

[@ilikepigeons6101]

I'd be scared too and play it off cool if someone with a toy bunny that can kill you by a simple stare comes near my doors

[@Ak-6969]

Anything but that bunny

[@zuzia_ismentallyunstable428]

303 : oh hello there , *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

"Did this happened in earlier cases??"

[@chloniecalva6615]

the security guard: HES JUST STANDING THEIR MENACINGLY!

[@suzalirahman5480]

There*

[@shinelikeabrightstar34]

@@suzalirahman5480 *There

[@pyramid1371]

ゴゴゴゴ

[@realboykissr]

There*

[@anthonybisesi482]

No one cares

[@woof0073]

5:53 scp 303 really said: *I ain't dying over this shit*

[@lemueljr.tolosa1080]

Child: Im the best at hide and seek. SCP 303: Pathetic...

[@antoine3621]

303: Stands behind a door so the people in the room can't get out* People in the room: Dies* 303: *W H E E Z E*

[@BruhDot]

xD

[@axerium2596]

Darling ;)

[@omardelgado1835]

If siren head had sex with smile room

[@axerium2596]

omar delgado AHAHA

[@dylanpunongbayan8134]

I bet his wheezes are harder than dream's

[@notmeowth]

0:25 i love how he comes up like "dO yOu hAvE aNy sPArE sUgaR"

[@mushroom5606]

nah it wants your creamer

[@Caroline-vx4nm]

No it wants your coffee

[@loganlaking3241]

Anyone else just watch his videos for Entertainment AND to put you to sleep?

[@Jdragontheboyo5122]

I feel like it is trying to create the greatest coffee to ever exist for it to then open a cafe serving when barely visible.

[@MyLordAndSaviorPancakeMan]

303 isn't stealing scp stuff...he's just decorating his home

[@starplatinum8236]

Agreed

[@darrellpierce4967]

THANKYOU! FINNILY

[@macaroonicheese5914]

Yeah he was decorating it for a SCP party

[@strawdoesstuff6644]

YEAH! YOUR RIGHT!

[@leonardmaninang112]

Whats sup siren king boi Edit: I was waiting for your reply

[@Thy_GigaCat]

A personel: sees 303 303: *stands menacingly* The personel, talking to the radio/walkie talkie: He's just standing there....MENACINGLY!! 303: hey- Personel: WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@diffdimgamerseven9986]

menacingly?i think there is only one way to settle this... ZA WARUDO!

[@Faciesetrange]

Roada rolla y'know that kind of stuff

[@bn10nko]

A few years later, all of the universe's supply of powdered coffee creamer has mysteriously disappeared.

[@jackiemcculligan1032]

When looking at 303’s head from a certain angle, my guy’s head is just a hand holding one of those chattering teeth toys that can wheeze

[@KrakensLifee]

So basically he's on a very odd scavenger hunt

[@pollyrolly3315]

Yeah it’s his favorite food

[@pollyrolly3315]

Coffe powder

[@N0vaB0ba398]

@@pollyrolly3315 ??

[@amyamayzing5659]

yesss lollll

[@stephanjiayou2625]

Basically

[@MirceaKitsune]

SCP-303 encountering the woman in that shower must have caused the biggest irony: Each was afraid of the other looking at them, for completely different reasons.

[@mrpineapple3942]

The person in shower wouldn’t want to be seen because of nake and scp doesn’t like being seen more than 10%

[@youchangeddachannel8826]

AT LEAST HE WASN'T *096!*

[@shaldurprime7154]

@ET Hardcorgamer TheRubbers goddamn word choice makes it worse "standing erect and facing the shower"

[@burgrz_tasty1237]

@@shaldurprime7154 I know I was thinking that too

[@Nescau-gl5xf]

@@shaldurprime7154 LMFAO HAHAHAHAH

[@shalthepal6513]

5 year old me making potions and stealing coffee creams at my room and wheezing when anyone comes near me

[@_reb0og]

Doorman then: let me in, LET ME INNNNNN!!!! Doorman now: *rap battling a blue haired kid*

[@pleaseno8644]

This guy seems pretty chill Just give him that room and some stuff and he will be fine

[@wtouellette]

Give him a discount at tem shop

[@lindseyfrank1953]

He is good

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

A coffee maker, and a life time suply of coffee seems like it might do fine

[@guyfletcher1688]

Asdfgj Hm,Hmm, Poiu

[@h4ngryr4men.]

Nah give 303 a hole lot of coffee creamer so 303 don’t have to steal

[@supertrollariobros1261]

303: watching a naked woman shower also 303: *heavy wheezing*

[@Gondzhishk]

Naked woman showering because they usually shower with clothes on.

[@quanvondimberdingle7328]

Shahrzade Vahida lol

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

Also "standing fully erect"

[@BaldDog-dn6jr]

SIMP

[@diavolojaegar]

@@user-tw1pm6nr5e ah yes

[@MarkerHealthcliff]

doorman: **wheezes because something funny happened** everyone: wait-

[@ColonelSanders493]

Don’t talk to me until I have my coffe- *sees coffee gone* Oh no,HES BACK

[@justblixer632]

The fact that the scp was actually sucking on its thumb was hilarious.

[@akaricky658]

I was like BRUH💀

[@arekusu2799]

Its cute too tho I mean look at him

[@markangelogarcia2584]

thats scp 729-j power

[@SamLeroSberg]

WATER GANG!!

[@queensfans2223]

Water gang? xd

[@intactedits8089]

Scp 303 sees girl in shower Scp 303: less get litt Girl sees it Scp 303: W H E E Z E

[@itzjosh711]

to far

[@cjstrzy_yt9475]

Way to far

[@adelk6239]

Im 303rd like. Ik this is unoriginal, but...

[@intactedits8089]

Lol sorry 😂

[@Choujifangirl]

When I have a high anxiety about leaving my house because I have slight agoraphobia I often blame the doorman and ask him politely if he could move away from my door so I can get to wherever I need to get to

[@youruncleju1cy68]

303 probably has an epic gamer setup by now.

[@carmenlens5446]

SCP-999: the tickle monster. His origin story is very interesting

[@shakmp4]

Didn't TheRubber made a vid? The Scarlet King i think

[@shakmp4]

Oh wait it's in The Seven Brides vid

[@kyra_exists7553]

SCP H2O YEP THANK YOU

[@grung701]

@@shakmp4 no it was SCP animated who made the vid

[@GhostedGamer]

yes

[@cuppagravy6649]

SCP 303 isn't exactly a bad guy. Honestly, he seems more like a supreme introvert

[@iyanisimon6642]

Agreed ! Id be mad if someone messed with me !

[@Cheesequicksand]

It what all introverts try to be

[@trollverse171]

*S T A N D I N G E R E C T E D*

[@tacobellisban3482]

Maximillian Nechiporuk I actually it’s scp-899-1 that killed those people base on past accident. Scp- 303 just put people in a terrible state of fear that sometimes put them into a coma.

[@thebighurt2495]

I like to think that 303 was hiding in that cupboard because it felt bad for scaring the woman that bad. Also, I feel like The Doorman is trying to Frankenstein a friend.

[@Platypus0291]

303 Sounds cool.

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

I like this SCP. He kinda acts like a young child. It randomly steals stuff, likes to hide, it was even found curled up in the fetal position in an abandoned closet sucking his thumb.

[@johndoe838ei]

Wow

[@nicksimkus2793]

I want to point out that the two scps he took were both heavily related to children too. One is a flute that can control them, the other are like trickster fae that appear as children.

[@Frontier327]

And it likes to stare at naked people.

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

@RobloxRobot Ah yes, like all children like to do

[@Frontier327]

@@peemaster-uu9qo ;)

[@memestudios8695]

TheRubber: the only person in the world that can make horror creatures cute edit: hi

[@aram9136]

vector

[@fruitcake9556]

True dat

[@__toot__8106]

dont read the rest of this comment damn your good

[@nichsa8984]

@ᴘᴀᴜʟᴀ scp known as hiding exitence of skynet secretly is a real

[@hiyokosaionji1977]

MemeStudios lol

[@headlites33]

agents or gaurds near scp 303: *exists* scp 303: alright, im out.✌️

[@Syeetus]

It’s simple, he is trying to make a coffee that keeps you awake

[@denverdenosta6365]

He may be terrifying but he doesn’t want to be seen, has developed kleptomania after taking coffee creamer, “rented” a storage room closet and adopted a child (regardless if it’s a scp). My conclusion: Giant baby

[@LebronJames.is.at.ur.door.]

I thought of the same thing

[@haiiooo3858]

@@LebronJames.is.at.ur.door. Me too

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

It's a giant big mouth baby

[@haiiooo3858]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 Pretty much

[@1kpingkid271]

I say the SCP was a human and was tortured and brutally mutated into a humanoid. Now is fearing getting the pain again.

[@Jakonizer]

TheRubber is an SCP, that’s why he is capable of survival amongst these situations.

[@gandradd698]

That's actually a really nice idea, i think TheRubber should be proposed as a SCP. :D

[@kimberlymonroig4773]

:o really

[@Walter-fg7rq]

Scp whythefucknot-01

[@Hey-gm2gk]

Isn’t he just an eraser as he is made out of rubber?

[@loljay3281]

Why "an"

[@goosifyed9717]

Don’t you just love when you remember why something is so familiar, and it ends up being about scp?

[@Zante.Lucario]

SCP-303 be like: 😬✌️**takes a selfie** **sents to facebook** uhhh wat is tis emoji? "💀" Tas weird...

[@chuckdaddyd3788]

303 just don’t want to be lonely anymore that’s why he takes random stuff and gets scared they won’t like it if they see it

[@rozamaciejewska5690]

That's right he's just shy and lonely I think that's sad😔😔😔

[@orientalparadigm2934]

This is just being an introvert with extra steps.

[@jhinthevirjhin9339]

SCP 303 is still better looking than me

[@redegg7530]

Well yes, but actually no

[@MrRonx1]

It's me in a nutshell

[@arronfally4194]

A very deformed introvert

[@crimsonify6245]

@@arronfally4194 thank you for the free shout-out

[@Dorkish]

Some people are born without the parts of the brain that develop fear... so maybe they can create a task force with people that have that part of the brain gone or surgically removed just to deal with 303 and some other scps related with fear.

[@alonelyq2491]

Ever since i watched this like, a month after it was posted, i got a fear of opening doors. Even 2 years later, i get terrified whenever i have to open a door that is fully/mostly closed. I now hate this SCP.